1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,508 A QUOTE FROM HOYNES DISAPPEARS BY THE NEXT NEWS CYCLE; 2 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:09,910 A FIST FIGHT BETWEEN LEO AND THE VICE PRESIDENT'S GOT JUICE. 3 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:13,514 LEO, I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU AND YOUR PAL. 4 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:15,049 DON'T DO WHAT YOU'RE DOING, JOHN. 5 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,150 IT'S A PICTURE I FOUND. 6 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:17,785 PICTURE OF YOU AND ME 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,820 AND SOMEONE'S DRAWN ALL OVER MY FACE WITH A MAGIC MARKER. 8 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,189 THAT WAS ME. 9 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:23,524 HIS MOTHER WAS A UNIFORM COP HERE IN D.C. WAS? 10 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,993 SHE WAS SHOT AND KILLED IN THE LINE FIVE MONTHS AGO. 11 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,829 SHE'S RECOMMENDING YOU FOR A DIFFERENT JOB. IF YOU DON'T MIND... 12 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,731 PERSONAL AIDE TO THE PRESIDENT. 13 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:33,033 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU WANT TO COME HELP US OUT? 14 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:34,402 YES, SIR, I DO. 15 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,913 President: THEN ONE NIGHT HE WENT IN 16 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,916 AND SET THE BRIEFCASE DOWN AND HE SAID, "BESS... 17 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,285 "WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE IT IS ONLY SONS OF BITCHES 18 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:54,088 KNOW HOW TO LICK A STAMP?" 19 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:57,358 ( laughter and applause ) 20 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:02,930 THE POINT IS, FRIENDS 21 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:06,500 YOU'VE GOT TO WRITE A LETTER, YOU'VE GOT TO SEND A FAX 22 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,403 YOU'VE GOT TO PICK UP A PHONE AND CALL WESTERN UNION. 23 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,671 YOU'VE GOT TO CONTACT 24 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,306 YOUR CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES. 25 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,941 YOU GOT TO SAY, "MISTER, I'VE GOT A FRIEND 26 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,476 WHOSE FRIEND IS DEAD." 27 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,578 "MADAM, I'VE GOT A NEIGHBOR WHOSE FRIEND IS DEAD 28 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,913 "WHOSE HUSBAND IS DEAD, WHOSE MOTHER IS DEAD 29 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,215 "KIDS ARE DEAD. 30 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,083 "KIDS ARE DEAD, AND I WANT TO KNOW, MISTER 31 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,185 I WANT TO KNOW, MADAM..." 32 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,753 HOW DID IT HAPPEN? 33 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,054 ...SO THAT I'LL KNOW... 34 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:30,158 WELL, HOW DID THE WHEELS COME OFF THIS THING? 35 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,925 YOU'VE GOT TO ASK THEM. 36 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:34,595 YOU'VE GOT TO ASK THEM. 37 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:35,996 WE LOST FIVE VOTES. 38 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,165 WHAT?! 39 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,866 WE LOST FIVE VOTES. 40 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:39,967 GIVE ME NAMES. 41 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,135 I DON'T GOT THEM YET. 42 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,736 GET ON THE PHONE. 43 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,338 OH, MAN. 44 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,812 President: YOU KNOW... 45 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:55,549 I HAD A CIVIL PROCEDURE PROFESSOR WHO SAID ONCE... 46 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,617 TAKE A BEAT. 47 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,018 THERE YOU GO. 48 00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:00,754 HE SAID, "WHEN THE LAW IS ON YOUR SIDE, ARGUE THE LAW 49 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,856 "AND, WHEN THE FACTS ARE ON YOUR SIDE 50 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:05,493 "ARGUE THE FACTS, AND, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE THE LAW ON YOUR SIDE 51 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,994 "AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE FACTS 52 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,197 "ON YOUR SIDE, BANG YOUR FIST ON THE DEFENSE TABLE 53 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,698 AS LOUD AS YOU CAN." 54 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,534 WELL, WE'VE GOT THE LAW ON OUR SIDE NOW 55 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:16,870 AND WE'VE GOT THE FACTS ON OUR SIDE NOW. 56 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,672 YES, THIS IS JOSH LYMAN. 57 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,007 PLEASE CALL ME... 58 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,143 President: ...BUT WE'RE NOT LISTENING ANYMORE. 59 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,478 WE'RE NOT HAVING IT ANYMORE. 60 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,013 WE'RE GOING TO WIN ON WEDNESDAY. 61 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,348 WE'RE GOING TO WIN ON WEDNESDAY. 62 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,082 THANK YOU ALL. GOD BLESS YOU. 63 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,585 AND GOD BLESS AMERICA. 64 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,904 FANTASTIC. 65 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:51,939 THANK YOU. 66 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,073 GOOD JOB. 67 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,174 Toby: YEAH. 68 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,776 YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT. 69 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,977 I THOUGHT IT WAS FINE. 70 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,247 I THOUGHT IT WAS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN "FINE." 71 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,281 IT WAS GOOD. 72 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,349 IT WAS OUTSTANDING. 73 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,750 HE BLEW THE "D" SECTION. 74 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,952 TOBY, THEY'RE STILL ON THEIR FEET CHEERING. 75 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,287 I SAID IT WAS FINE. 76 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:07,488 SAM. NICE GOING. 77 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,089 THANK YOU. TELL HIM. WHY? 78 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:11,024 BECAUSE SAM WROTE 21/////2 PARAGRAPHS AND I WROTE 37 PAGES. 79 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:12,360 STILL... 80 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,328 HE BLEW THE "D" SECTION. 81 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,696 I THOUGHT IT WAS INSPIRED. 82 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:18,098 WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT TO ME? 83 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:19,166 JUST TO WATCH YOUR FACE TURN THAT COLOR. 84 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,634 C.J. 85 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,403 HEY, YOUR LITTLE FAN CLUB WAS OUT IN FULL FORCE TONIGHT. 86 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,037 YEAH, THEY LIKE ME IN MY TUX. 87 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,974 DO YOU THINK I HAVE AN UNUSUALLY LARGE NECK? WHAT THE HELL...? 88 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,109 I'M JUST ASKING 'CAUSE ONE OF THE... STOP TALKING. 89 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:31,979 WHAT'S UP? I WANT YOU TO LOOK CALM WHILE I'M TELLING YOU THIS. 90 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,146 TELLING ME THAT? WE LOST FIVE. 91 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,615 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 92 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,250 802-- FIVE VOTES JUMPED THE FENCE. 93 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,818 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 94 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,119 NICE JOB LOOKING CALM. 95 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,421 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 96 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,256 LEO JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE WHIP. 97 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,924 LAST NOSE COUNT, WE'RE FIVE VOTES DOWN. 98 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,225 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 99 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:46,394 WE DON'T KNOW. GIVE ME NAMES. 100 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,461 WE'RE FINDING OUT. 101 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:48,996 JOSH. YEAH. 102 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,364 HI THERE. HI. 103 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:51,832 HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN? 104 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,000 HE LIKES IT. WHO? 105 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,268 THE PRESIDENT. 106 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:55,669 WELL, WE TRY AND AVOID 107 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,804 HAVING THE PRESIDENT MAKE AESTHETIC DECISIONS. 108 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,171 I MADE THE DECISION. 109 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,240 RIGHT. AND I DON'T MEAN TO STEP ON YOUR TOES 110 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,376 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO RETHINK MARRYING THE LINE 111 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,044 "KIDS ARE DEAD, KIDS ARE DEAD" 112 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:05,446 TO "HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN." 113 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,680 IT'S OPTIMISTIC. I'LL SAY. 114 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,316 President: THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. 115 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,717 TOBY, WHAT'D YOU THINK? 116 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,919 I THOUGHT MY WORK WAS OUTSTANDING, MR. PRESIDENT. 117 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,053 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD. 118 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,355 THANKS FOR ASKING. 119 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,989 COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU GOT 120 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,359 A LITTLE EXTEMPORANEOUS THERE WITH THE "D" SECTION. 121 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,427 OH, YOU NOTICED THAT, DID YOU? 122 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,828 YES, SIR, I DID. 123 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:23,397 YES, I DID A LITTLE POLISH RIGHT UP THERE ON MY FEET. 124 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,299 YES, INDEED. RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 125 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:28,001 ( clearing throat ) I LOOKED TO THE SIDE AT ONE POINT, YOU KNOW. 126 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,671 I HALF EXPECTED TO SEE YOU COMING AT ME WITH A SALAD FORK. 127 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,373 WELL, BUT FOR THE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS 128 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,541 RESTRAINING ME, SIR... 129 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,242 THANK GOD FOR THE SECRET SERVICE. 130 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,644 HEY THERE, FELLA. 131 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,579 SHE DESERVES A NICE ROOM AND SOME SUPPER. 132 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,914 YOU LIKE DOING THAT, DON'T YOU, SIR? 133 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,015 YEAH. 134 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,183 HEY, CHARLIE! 135 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,485 WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THE SPEECH? 136 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:45,819 ME? YES, YOU. 137 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:46,887 UH, WELL, I... 138 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,689 HE MEANS THE TEXT OF THE SPEECH, CHARLIE 139 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,591 DISCOUNTING THE LITTLE IMPROV IN THE "D" SECTION. 140 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,360 I MEAN THE ENTIRE SPEECH, CHARLIE 141 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,094 AND IN PARTICULAR, THE DELIVERY. 142 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,363 I THOUGHT IT WAS EXCELLENT. 143 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,730 SEE? SEE? 144 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,532 WHAT CHARLIE'S TRYING TO SAY IS THAT 145 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,468 IN THIS CASE, THE SINGER OUTDISTANCED THE SONG. 146 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,269 REALLY. WHAT I HEARD CHARLIE SAY 147 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:04,071 WAS THAT THE TEXT WAS USER-PROOF 148 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,573 ALTHOUGH YOU DID YOUR LEVEL BEST 149 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,107 TO DISPROVE THAT IN THE "D" SECTION. 150 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,208 YOU KNOW WHAT, TOBY? 151 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,743 SIR. 152 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,745 YOU'RE WHAT MY MOTHER CALLS A PAIN IN THE ASS. 153 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,514 WELL, THAT'S WHAT MY MOTHER CALLS IT, TOO, SIR. 154 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,882 OH, MR. PRESIDENT. 155 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,284 YES, CHARLIE, BY THE WAY DID THE FIRST LADY CALL? 156 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,519 THE FIRST LADY CALLED AT 8:40, SIR. 157 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:19,853 SHE WISHED YOU LUCK 158 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,122 AND TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO TAKE YOUR BACK PILLS. 159 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,691 MY BACK IS FINE. I HAVE IT HERE, SIR. 160 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,258 THOSE DAMN THINGS MAKE ME GOOFY. 161 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,860 I'D HAVE TO DESCRIBE HER TONE AS... 162 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,629 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DESCRIBE HER TONE TO ME. 163 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,230 WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 30 YEARS. 164 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,633 I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE... GIVE ME THE MEDICINE. 165 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,067 THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 166 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,068 YES, SIR. 167 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,270 THANK YOU ALL! 168 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,606 Women: WE LOVE YOU, JOSH! 169 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,508 THANKS. 170 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,510 IT HELPS NOT TO KNOW HIM! 171 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:45,479 HERE WE GO! MOVING OUT! 172 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:35,896 C.J.: LEO, YOUR FOOD'S GETTING COLD. 173 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,531 DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING IT OVER? 174 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,366 SERIOUSLY, I HAVE NEVER HAD DUMPLINGS 175 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,634 QUITE THIS GOOD. 176 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,369 ISN'T MY FOOD GETTING COLD, TOO? 177 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,472 WE ATE YOUR FOOD. C.J., YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS. 178 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,373 OH, THANKS. TRY SOME OF THIS. HERE IT COMES. 179 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,541 MM. OH, SAM, YOU GOT TO TRY 180 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,076 THE GENERAL CHO'S CHICKEN. 181 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,110 AND THE KUNG PAO CHICKEN. 182 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,645 WITH THE SAUCE. 183 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,581 YOU GOT TO HAVE IT WITH THE SAUCE. THAT'S DELICIOUS. 184 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,615 YOU DIDN'T TRY IT WITH THE SAUCE. 185 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,016 WOULD THE TWO OF YOU SHUT UP? 186 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,019 Mandy: YOU WANT TO TRY SPICY CRISPY BEEF? 187 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:02,255 I'M REALLY VERY HAPPY WITH THE FOOD THAT I'VE GOT. BOTRELL? 188 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,257 NO, IT'S NOT BOTRELL. 189 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,693 I'VE ONLY GOT TWO 190 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,661 BUT BOTRELL ISN'T ONE OF THEM. 191 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,229 KATZENMOYER AND WICK. 192 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,964 I COULD HAVE CALLED THAT. 193 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,165 SAM, COULD YOU SLIDE ME 194 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,366 A SODA, PLEASE? 195 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,568 EVERYONE'S SOMEPLACE ELSE. 196 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,470 ALL I GOT WAS O'BANNON. 197 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,071 I DIDN'T GET O'BANNON. THREE. WHO'D YOU GET? 198 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,406 KATZENMOYER 199 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,008 AND CHRISTOPHER WICK. CHRIS WICK? 200 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,510 YEAH. 201 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:23,744 IT'S GOT TO BE A MISTAKE; WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 202 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,713 LEE TAMAKI AND THE MINORITY WHIP. 203 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,516 THEY GOT BAD INFORMATION; WICK WOULDN'T JUMP THE FENCE. 204 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,183 PRESIDENT TOLD A BALLROOM OF PEOPLE 205 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,819 AND ANYONE WHO READS THE NEWSPAPER 206 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,021 THAT WE'RE GOING TO PASS 802 ON WEDNESDAY. 207 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,422 WE GOT A 72-HOUR FIGHT. 208 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,457 HOW DO WE DO THAT WITHOUT MAKING NOISE? 209 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,159 WHAT DO WE CARE ABOUT NOISE? 210 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,794 THERE ARE TWO THINGS YOU NEVER WANT 211 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,196 TO LET PEOPLE SEE HOW YOU MAKE THEM-- LAWS AND SAUSAGES. 212 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,798 GOT IT. FIRST OF ALL, OBVIOUSLY 213 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,099 DON'T INVOLVE THE PRESIDENT. 214 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,334 ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS US. 215 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,969 C.J., WHAT'S THE PRESSROOM GOING 216 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,438 TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE NEXT FEW DAYS? FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE. 217 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,741 IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN? 218 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,775 WHAT YOU ARE WORTH, TOBY? 219 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,476 WELL, I OWN THIS TUXEDO 220 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:58,812 AND I'VE GOT 23 BUCKS IN MY POCKET. 221 00:07:58,879 --> 00:07:59,913 THAT'S GOOD. 222 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,649 FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE, IT IS. 223 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:02,916 NO, I MEAN, THAT'S GOOD. 224 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,752 SHE'S RIGHT. 225 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,486 C.J., FEED THEM HUMAN INTEREST 226 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,455 NOT JUST, "LOOK, WE'RE DISCLOSING ASSETS. 227 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,190 PEOPLE WILL REALLY GET A KICK OUT OF READING 228 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:13,026 ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE-- ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY FIND OUT 229 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,963 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. A HUMILIATING WAY OF TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM. 230 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,165 THEY'RE GOING TO LOVE YOU FOR BEING BROKE, TOBY. 231 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,467 I FOUND THAT WOMEN ESPECIALLY CAN'T GET ENOUGH 232 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:21,802 OF MY 1993 DODGE DART. 233 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:24,004 HOW DO WE GET THE VOTES? 234 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,807 SETTING ASIDE WICK-- AND I AGREE, SOMEONE'S GETTING THAT WRONG-- 235 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,441 KATZENMOYER AND O'BANNON, I BUY. 236 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:32,145 I'LL GUESS THE OTHER TWO ARE TILLINGHOUSE AND LeBRANDT. 237 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,247 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO HEAR TOMORROW MORNING. 238 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:36,617 NOW, THE TWO OF THEM ARE GOING TO VOTE TOGETHER ON THIS 239 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,351 SO WE REALLY ONLY NEED TO GET TO ONE 240 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:39,820 WHETHER TILLINGHOUSE OR LeBRANDT-- 241 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,421 IT SHOULD BE TILLINGHOUSE-- WE'LL NEED HELP. 242 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:42,856 YEAH. WHO? 243 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,325 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT-- THE VICE PRESIDENT. 244 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,359 NO WAY. 245 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:47,527 LEO... NO WAY. 246 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,563 TILLINGHOUSE AND THE VICE PRESIDENT... 247 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,531 I'M NOT USING HOYNES. LEO, I HAVE TO SAY... 248 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:53,701 WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE? MY WATCH SAYS 2:00? 249 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,335 SOMEBODY PAY FOR THIS? Mandy: I GOT IT. 250 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,369 TURN IN THE RECEIPT. 251 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,471 TOBY, SAM, BEAUTIFUL WORK. 252 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,539 THANK YOU. 253 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:02,710 21/////2 PARAGRAPHS, 37 PAGES. 254 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,198 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 255 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,299 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 256 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,603 THE EVENT WAS OVER AT 10:30. 257 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,105 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO COME STRAIGHT HOME. 258 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,306 ( sighs ) 259 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,108 I'M REALLY SORRY, JENNY. 260 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,576 WHAT HAPPENED? 261 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:40,580 WE'RE FIVE VOTES SHORT ON 802. 262 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,149 AND WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO ABOUT THAT 263 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,483 AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING 264 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,719 THAT YOU CAN'T DO AT YOUR NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS? 265 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,587 I CAN DO THINGS, JENNY. 266 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,521 I WAKE PEOPLE UP. 267 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,123 I MEET WITH KEY STAFF. 268 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:50,858 IT'S A LONG... 269 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:51,992 LEO. 270 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:54,862 COME TO BED. 271 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,831 YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT UP. 272 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,101 WHAT'S THIS? 273 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,204 ( sighs ) 274 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,975 IT'S A WRISTWATCH. 275 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,510 FOR ME? 276 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,679 YEAH. 277 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,146 FROM YOU? 278 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,682 YEAH. 279 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,349 FOR WHAT? 280 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,953 OUR ANNIVERSARY. 281 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,926 COME TO BED. 282 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:41,241 Woman: IT'S UNUSUAL, DON'T YOU THINK? 283 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,910 I HONESTLY COULDN'T SAY. 284 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,512 I'M SAYING ONLY OWNING ONE STOCK ISSUE. 285 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,780 YES. 286 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,648 IT'S PRETTY UNUSUAL. 287 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,918 AND I'M SAYING I REALLY COULDN'T SAY. 288 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,053 I HAVE NO BACKGROUND OR EDUCATION 289 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,888 IN THE STOCK MARKET; I'M A SPEECH WRITER. 290 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,589 YOU'RE THE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR, TOBY. 291 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,125 YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU HAVE NO... 292 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,193 I CAN TELL YOU, LEELA-- ASK THE TREASURY SECRETARY. 293 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,229 ASK THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE. 294 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,197 I'M A TOTAL NOVICE AT THESE THINGS. TOBY... 295 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,367 I HAVE NEVER OWNED A SHARE OF STOCK UNTIL LAST YEAR. 296 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,836 WHAT MADE YOU BUY THE STOCK? 297 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,838 I USE THEIR WEBSITE; I LIKE THE COMPANY. 298 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,405 $5,000 WORTH? 299 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,374 THAT'S RIGHT. 300 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,676 AND NOW THE STOCK IS WORTH... $125,000? 301 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,047 ( laughs ) 302 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,050 LEELA, I'M AS SURPRISED AS ANYBODY. 303 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,252 I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL THE ACCOUNTANT CALLED YOUR OFFICE. 304 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,354 DID YOU KNOW THAT 71% OF THE INCREASE 305 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,890 HAPPENED THE DAY AFTER CAL POLY PROFESSOR THEODORE McGREGGOR 306 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,191 TESTIFIED TO THE COMMERCE COMMITTEE 307 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,492 ON THE FUTURE OF INTERNET STOCKS? 308 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,427 OF COURSE, I DIDN'T. 309 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,364 I'M TELLING YOU I NEVER ANY PAY ATTENTION.... ( knock at door ) 310 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,399 EXCUSE ME, TOBY. SAM SAYS THEY GOT ALL FIVE. 311 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,001 TILLINGHOUSE. YEAH. 312 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,970 THANK YOU. 313 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,838 THE WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL'S OFFICE 314 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,007 IS GOING TO WANT TO INVESTIGATE. 315 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:50,577 LEELA, I'VE GOT 48 HOURS TILL A CRUCIAL FLOOR VOTE. 316 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,246 IS THERE ANY WAY THAT... YOU ARRANGED FOR McGREGGOR TO TESTIFY 317 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,948 IN FRONT OF COMMERCE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 318 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,350 I GREW UP ON THE SAME BLOCK AS TED McGREGGOR. 319 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,919 HE'S VERY WELL RESPECTED. 320 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,488 NO, I UNDERSTAND, BUT MARKET ANALYSTS WIDELY ATTRIBUTE 321 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,157 THE JUMP IN TECHNOLOGY STOCKS TO THE TESTIMONY 322 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,193 OF, AMONG OTHERS, YOUR BOYHOOD FRIEND. 323 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,729 ARE YOU TELLING ME... 324 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:13,033 YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS GOING TO SAY TO THE COMMITTEE? 325 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,968 I'M TELLING YOU THAT NOT ONLY DIDN'T I KNOW 326 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,870 WHAT HE WAS GOING TO SAY TO THE COMMITTEE 327 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,873 NOT ONLY DIDN'T I CARE WHAT HE WAS GOING TO SAY 328 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,375 TO THE COMMITTEE, BUT, IF HE HAD SAT IN MY OFFICE 329 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,644 WHILE I TYPED UP HIS TESTIMONY BEFORE HIM 330 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,146 I WOULDN'T HAVE UNDERSTOOD 331 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,481 WHAT HE WAS GOING TO SAY TO THE COMMITTEE! 332 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,317 TOBY... WHAT?! 333 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,518 FRIEND TO FRIEND. 334 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,920 YEAH. 335 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,655 YOU KNOW THAT MANIPULATING 336 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,290 THE STOCK MARKET OR TRYING TO 337 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,027 OR CONSPIRING TO MANIPULATE THE MARKET IN ANY WAY... 338 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,996 IS A FEDERAL CRIME, RIGHT? 339 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,598 LEELA, ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD BE TALKING TO A LAWYER? 340 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,134 TOBY... 341 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,403 I'M SAYING YOU'RE TALKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW. 342 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,841 SO WHAT'S THE RANGE 343 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,342 OF WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT? 344 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,476 CONGRATULATIONS, JOSH. 345 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,677 THANKS. MRS. LANDINGHAM. 346 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,412 WHAT'S SHE CONGRATULATING YOU ON? 347 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,547 I DON'T KNOW. 348 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,681 WHAT'S THE RANGE? 349 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:02,482 YEAH. 350 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,017 VOTES ARE EXPENSIVE. 351 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,685 O'BANNON'S GOING TO WANT FARM SUBSIDIES REVISITED. 352 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,354 KATZENMOYER'S GOING TO GO BACK 353 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,788 TO FEDERAL TAX-EXEMPT FOR METROLINK. 354 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,123 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT UNIONS 355 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,059 DEFENSE CONTRACTS, POSSIBLY AGENCY APPOINTMENTS. 356 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,493 MY POINT IS, THE CLOCK'S RUNNING 357 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,962 AND WE'RE NO CLOSER TO ANSWERING THE QUESTION. 358 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,029 WHICH QUESTION? 359 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,297 HOW WE GET FIVE VOTES 360 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,765 WITHOUT GIVING AWAY EVERYTHING IN THE STORE. 361 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,067 CONGRATULATIONS, JOSH. 362 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:20,767 THANKS. 363 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:21,734 WE DO IT BY GIVING 364 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,137 AWAY NOTHING IN THE STORE. 365 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,073 SAM, L.B.J. NEVER WOULD HAVE TAKEN THIS KIND OF CRAP 366 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,774 FROM DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS. 367 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,310 HE'D HAVE SAID, "YOU'RE VOTING MY WAY, IN EXCHANGE FOR WHICH 368 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,146 IT IS POSSIBLE THAT I MIGHT REMEMBER YOUR NAME." 369 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,948 WE NEED TO WIN, AND I MEAN WIN. 370 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,284 WE NEED TO TAKE A CURTAIN CALL AND A VICTORY LAP 371 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,751 AND THAT'S HOW WE GET MOMENTUM. 372 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,087 WE GET IT BY BEING TOUGH 373 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,955 AND WE GIVE AWAY NOTHING. 374 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,857 THAT'S WHAT I'M TAKING TO LEO. 375 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,458 AND CHRIS WICK? 376 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,459 CHRIS WICK, I OWN HIS ASS. 377 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,461 ( cheering ) 378 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,263 JOSH LYMAN! 379 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,598 I SENSE I'M BEING MOCKED. 380 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,933 CONGRATULATIONS, JOSH. 381 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,067 WHAT DID I DO? 382 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,002 YOU WON OUR AWARD FOR BEST GIFT 383 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,103 VALUED OVER $25 384 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,504 ON THE FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE REPORT. 385 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,271 REALLY? 386 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,039 YEAH. 387 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,273 WHAT WON IT FOR ME? 388 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,875 $1,189 VIANATELLI SILK SMOKING JACKET 389 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,243 FROM MRS. SARAH WISSINGER. 390 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,077 AH, YES. 391 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,678 YOU'RE ALSO THE RUNNER-UP 392 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,447 BY THE WAY, WITH A $345 ANTIQUE 393 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,817 SCRIMSHAW CIGARETTE HOLDER, ALSO FROM MS. SARAH WISSINGER. 394 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,420 WELL, SARAH WAS VERY FOND OF ME. 395 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,322 WELL, I'D IMAGINE WITH THAT SMOKING JACKET 396 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,157 AND CIGARETTE HOLDER, YOU WERE QUITE THE DANDY. 397 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,491 ALL RIGHT, THIS WAS FUN 398 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,393 BUT SAM AND I ARE BUSY MAKING CRITICAL DECISIONS 399 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,462 AND I'M SURE YOU HAVE A LOT OF TYPING TO DO 400 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,596 SO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 401 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:24,664 BYE. 402 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:25,765 I'LL TAKE CARE OF CHRIS WICK. 403 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:26,766 WHERE YOU GOING? 404 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:27,968 WHERE YOU GOING? 405 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,469 I WAS FOLLOWING YOU. 406 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,770 I WAS FOLLOWING YOU. 407 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,005 ALL RIGHT. 408 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,607 DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS HAPPENED, OKAY? 409 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,608 SAM. 410 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,809 I GOT A PROBLEM. 411 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,278 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES. 412 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,947 IT CAN BE DOM, IT CAN BE KRISTAL. 413 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,014 SHE LIKES THEM BOTH. 414 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,015 WHICH DO YOU LIKE? 415 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,350 I DON'T DRINK CHAMPAGNE. 416 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,252 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT IT BE IN A HIGH HAT. 417 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,486 WHAT'S THAT? 418 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,922 IT'S THE SILVER BUCKET THAT RESTS ON THE TRIPOD. 419 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,123 IN FACT, THE WHOLE MEAL 420 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,758 SHOULD BE UNDER STERLING SILVER. 421 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:52,859 THEY'LL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 422 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:53,693 YEAH. 423 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,627 HOW 'BOUT MUSIC? 424 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:55,728 I'LL PUT ON A RECORD. 425 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,130 YOU DON'T WANT A VIOLINIST? 426 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,265 TO PLAY THE VIOLIN? 427 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,799 IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE GET NOW? 428 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:00,867 I KNOW IT'S AVAILABLE. 429 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,402 NO. 430 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,437 'CAUSE AFTER THE INITIAL THING WEARS OFF 431 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,539 THERE'S JUST A GUY WITH A VIOLIN IN MY HOUSE. 432 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,741 HARRY WINSTON'S SENDING DOWN THE CHOKER. 433 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,477 IT'LL BE HERE THIS AFTERNOON. 434 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,411 IT'S THE RIGHT SIZE. 435 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,612 WE CAN ONLY HOPE. 436 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,347 MY WIFE'S GOT A GREAT NECK. 437 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,049 THIS WILL CALL ATTENTION TO IT. 438 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,250 WOULD YOU STOP? 439 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,186 YOU SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY. 440 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,688 YOU CAN SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF A NICKEL 441 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,490 BETTER THAN ANY TEN PEOPLE I KNOW. 442 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,125 WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR NOT HAVING MADE 443 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,859 $40,000 A POP ON THE LECTURE CIRCUIT. 444 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,161 STOP READING THE DISCLOSURE REPORTS. 445 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,729 THEY'RE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 446 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,699 THEY'RE GOING TO BE PRINTED IN THE NEWSPAPER IN TWO DAYS. 447 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,403 JOSH-- DO WOMEN LIKE VIOLINISTS? 448 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,437 YOU THINKING ABOUT 449 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,505 TAKING LESSONS? 450 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,572 NO, I MEAN TO LISTEN TO 451 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,008 NEXT TO THE TABLE. 452 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,976 IT GETS A LITTLE WEIRD AFTER A MINUTE, DOESN'T IT? 453 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:43,810 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 454 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:44,777 JENNY'S BIRTHDAY? 455 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,613 I FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY. 456 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,814 THEN SHIFT INTO GEAR 457 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,682 AND BRING ON THE JULLIARD STRING QUARTET. 458 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,917 CALL THE GUY. 459 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,153 PERHAPS MRS. McGARRY WOULD ENJOY YOU 460 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,621 IN A NICE SMOKING JACKET. 461 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,723 LEAVE. 462 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,325 CALL THE GUY. 463 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,592 I'M GOING TO SEE KATZENMOYER. 464 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,094 WHEN? RIGHT NOW. 465 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,195 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE HIM? 466 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,863 NOTHING MORE THAN A WAKE-UP CALL. 467 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,198 I WANT PERMISSION TO KICK HIS ASS. 468 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,333 YOU WANT TO DANGLE 469 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,734 HIS JOB IN FRONT OF HIM? YEAH. 470 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,935 NO. 471 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,071 LET HIM HEAR THE BRANCH CREAK. 472 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,872 IF IT DOESN'T WORK, WE CAN'T DO IT AGAIN. 473 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,307 IF IT DOESN'T WORK, I BACK OFF. 474 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,276 IF IT DOESN'T WORK, WE GIVE KATZENMOYER METROLINK 475 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,145 WE LET O'BANNON ORDER OFF THE MENU. 476 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,279 IF IT DOES WORK, I THINK WE GET 477 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,048 THE OTHER FOUR VOTES NO PROBLEM 478 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,250 WHEN WORD GETS OUT WE'RE NOT SCREWIN' AROUND. 479 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,622 I SHOULD SELL TICKETS TO THIS MEETING. 480 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:34,927 YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND 481 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,996 THE PEOPLE IN MY DISTRICT, JOSH. 482 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,132 YOUR CONSTITUENTS LIKE THE TECH-9 483 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,201 AND THE RUTGER MINI-14, DO THEY? 484 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,636 THEY GO QUAIL HUNTING WITH AN UZI? 485 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,138 I WON WITH 52% OF THE VOTE. 486 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,906 FROM THE MOMENT I'M SWORN IN 487 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,941 I NEED TO RAISE $10,000 A WEEK 488 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,877 JUST TO RUN A RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN. 489 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,612 AND YOU'RE NOT DOING SO WELL. 490 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,613 AVERAGING $6,500. 491 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,982 THAT'S MONEY I CAN JUST SQUEAK BY WITH. 492 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,450 THE N.R.A. MAKES ME A TARGET 493 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,253 IN THE NEXT ELECTION, I LOSE, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 494 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,821 ASK ME TWO YEARS FROM NOW. 495 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,156 I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU. 496 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,825 55,000 MORE PEOPLE WILL BE SHOT AND KILLED 497 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,260 WITH GUNS TWO YEARS FROM NOW 498 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,729 BUT THAT'S VERY MUCH BESIDE THE POINT. 499 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,164 WHAT IS YOUR POINT? 500 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,499 FORGIVE MY BLUNTNESS 501 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,135 AND I SAY THIS WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, CONGRESSMAN 502 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,869 BUT VOTE YES OR YOU'RE NOT EVEN 503 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,539 GOING TO BE ON THE BALLOT TWO YEARS FROM NOW. 504 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:20,807 HOW DO YOU FIGURE? 505 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,109 YOU'LL LOSE IN THE PRIMARY. 506 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,110 NO DEMOCRAT'S AGAINST ME. 507 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,311 SURE THERE IS. 508 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,178 WHO? 509 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,347 WHOMEVER WE PICK. 510 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,050 YOU'RE BLUFFING. 511 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,554 OKAY. 512 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,056 I'M IN YOUR OWN PARTY. 513 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,291 IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE 514 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,227 DOING US MUCH GOOD, NOW, DOES IT? 515 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,695 AGAINST AN INCUMBENT DEMOCRAT, 516 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,165 YOU'D GO TO THE PRESS AND ENDORSE A CHALLENGER? 517 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,033 NO, SIR, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT IN PERSON. 518 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,301 SEE, YOU WON WITH 52% 519 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,537 BUT THE PRESIDENT TOOK YOUR DISTRICT WITH 59 520 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,373 AND I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME WE COME BACK AND SAY THANKS. 521 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,642 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH NOISE 522 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,044 AIR FORCE ONE MAKES WHEN IT LANDS IN EAU CLAIRE, WISCONSIN? 523 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,346 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY. 524 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,447 YOU SHOULD COME-- IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT 525 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,814 AND WHEN THE WATERMELON'S DONE 526 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,916 RIGHT IN TOWN SQUARE, RIGHT IN THE BAND GAZEBO... 527 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,485 YOU GOT A BAND GAZEBO? JOSH. 528 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,086 DOESN'T MATTER, WE'LL BUILD ONE. 529 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,221 RIGHT IN THE BAND GAZEBO 530 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,622 THE PRESIDENT WILL DRAPE HIS ARM 531 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,658 AROUND THE SHOULDER OF SOME ASSISTANT D.A. WE LIKE 532 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,293 YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR CAMERA WITH YOU. 533 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,427 TO GET A PICTURE OF THAT 534 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,962 'CAUSE THAT WILL BE THE MOMENT 535 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,497 YOU'RE FINISHED IN DEMOCRATIC POLITICS. 536 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,633 PRESIDENT BARTLET'S A GOOD MAN. 537 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,735 HE'S GOT A GOOD HEART. 538 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,205 HE DOESN'T HOLD A GRUDGE. 539 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,775 THAT'S WHAT HE PAYS ME FOR. 540 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:34,381 $125,000. 541 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,917 COULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT?! 542 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:38,918 SURE. 543 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,720 HOW MUCH TROUBLE AM I IN? 544 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,590 WELL, THERE'S TWO KINDS OF TROUBLE HERE-- 545 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,057 ACTUAL TROUBLE AND P.R. TROUBLE. 546 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,125 TALK ABOUT ACTUAL TROUBLE. 547 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,294 YOU'RE IN NO ACTUAL TROUBLE. 548 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,828 REALLY? ABSOLUTELY NOT. 549 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:49,896 GOOD. 550 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,063 BUT I'D HIRE A LAWYER ANYWAY. 551 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,432 WHY? 552 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,833 BECAUSE TECHNICALLY YOU'VE COMMITTED A FELONY 553 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,034 PUNISHABLE BY IMPRISONMENT 554 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,770 AND FINES REACHING INTO THE MILLIONS. 555 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:58,805 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE AWAY 556 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,840 FROM ACTUAL TROUBLE FOR A SECOND 557 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:01,741 AND LET'S TALK ABOUT... 558 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,074 PERCEPTION. 559 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,210 YES. 560 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,677 RIGHT. WE'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG 561 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,912 YET THE PERCEPTION 562 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,681 OF THOSE WHO WOULD CHOOSE TO GLANCE ONLY AT A SNAPSHOT 563 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:09,782 WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. 564 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,850 TO SAY NOTHING OF DAMAGING 565 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,885 TO THE PRESIDENT. INDEED. 566 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,153 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? 567 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,622 BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP BUT BE REMINDED 568 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,024 OF A BRIGHT YOUNG WHITE HOUSE DEPUTY 569 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,759 WHO TOOK NO END OF ADMONITION AND GRIEF 570 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,328 BECAUSE OF A WOMAN HE WAS FRIENDS WITH. 571 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,662 I TOTALLY BACKED YOU ON THAT. 572 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,597 WHICH IS WHY I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER TO HELP. 573 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,699 IT'S LIKE BEING ABLE TO DO SOMETHING 574 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,867 FOR MY OLDER BROTHER. 575 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,168 I'M YOUR GUY ON THIS. 576 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,970 WHAT'S YOUR LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE? 577 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,339 ABSOLUTELY NONE. 578 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,106 RIGHT. WHO ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THIS? 579 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,308 ANYONE WHO SAW THE REPORT. 580 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,143 EVERYBODY HAS THE REPORT. 581 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,345 YOU REALLY HAVE TO STUDY IT TO... 582 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,579 TOBY? I WAS HEADING OUT 583 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,548 FOR LUNCH AND I'M A LITTLE SHORT. 584 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,283 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE $125,000 585 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,751 I COULD BORROW, WOULD YOU? 586 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,719 ( laughing ) 587 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,391 I GOT YOUR BACK ON THIS, BUDDY. 588 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:55,595 I'M SO... COMPLETELY SCREWED. 589 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,431 A $145 ARMANI CRAVAT 590 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,301 WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE IS A NECKTIE. 591 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,702 IT WAS A GIFT FROM HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW. 592 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,337 HE GAVE IT TO THE SALVATION ARMY. 593 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,805 INFORMATION I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT 594 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,275 WOULD PREFER HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW DID NOT HAVE. 595 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,277 C.J., I'M CURIOUS 596 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,179 ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S FARM IN MANCHESTER. 597 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,415 THE PROPERTY VALUE INCREASED $750,000. 598 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,549 WHAT'S THAT DUE TO? 599 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,117 SECRET SERVICE IMPROVEMENTS. 600 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,452 CAN YOU GO INTO DETAIL, PLEASE? 601 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,687 THE PROPERTY NOW INCLUDES A HELI PAD 602 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,221 AND THE ABILITY TO RUN A GLOBAL WAR 603 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,324 FROM THE SUN PORCH. 604 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,858 THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, FOLKS. 605 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,226 LATER THIS AFTERNOON 606 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,996 WE'LL DO DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF JOSHUA LYMAN. 607 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,163 I ASSURE YOU, YOU'LL WANT TO SAVE 608 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,400 COLUMN INCHES FOR THIS ONE. 609 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,368 THANKS FOR THE PROMO. 610 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,036 THEY REALLY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU. 611 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,037 I GOT KATZENMOYER. 612 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,205 HE'S BACK? 613 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,373 ALONG WITH O'BANNON AND LeBRANDT. 614 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,641 YOU GOT THREE! 615 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,443 CHRIS WICK'S WAITING FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 616 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:44,977 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS STORY IS 617 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,178 BUT I'M NOT THAT WORRIED. 618 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,079 YOU WORRIED ABOUT TILLINGHOUSE? 619 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,080 I CAN'T GET HIM 620 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,215 WITHOUT THE VICE PRESIDENT. 621 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,517 LEO'S GOT TO LIGHTEN UP ON THAT. 622 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,720 GET WICK FIRST AND THEN WE'LL DEAL WITH IT. 623 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,623 JOSH. CONGRESSMAN WICK IS WAITING IN THE MURAL ROOM. 624 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:57,724 I KNOW. 625 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:58,891 HE'S BEEN WAITING 20 MINUTES. I KNOW. 626 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,159 YOU HAVE A LEGISLATIVE 627 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,594 LIAISON MEETING IN 15 MINUTES. I KNOW. 628 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,596 THEN THE EAST ASIA BRIEFING. I KNOW. 629 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,865 THEN THIS CONVERSATION WHAT THE HELL, MAN? 630 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:06,999 ACTUALLY, IT ONLY SERVED 631 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,068 AS A COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY. 632 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,002 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 633 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,203 CONGRESSMAN! 634 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,739 DUDE. 635 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,740 UH, JOHN, FRITZ... 636 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,509 UH, GUYS, COULD YOU WAIT OUTSIDE? 637 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,746 THE CONGRESSMAN AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT OLD TIMES. 638 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:20,880 THANKS. 639 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,081 THANKS A LOT. 640 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:25,017 COULD YOU CLOSE THE DOOR, PLEASE? 641 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,218 IS THAT SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS ME? 642 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,219 YOU HAVE A STAFF? 643 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,421 JOSH... 644 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,022 I TOLD THE HOUSE MINORITY WHIP 645 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,223 HE WAS CRAZY. 646 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,959 NO WAY IS CHRIS WICK JUMPING THE FENCE. 647 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,562 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STUPID THIS MAKES ME LOOK? 648 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,829 LOOK, ABOUT THAT, DUDE. 649 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:37,830 SHOVE IT, DUDE. 650 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,767 WE'RE NOT IN A FRAT HOUSE ANYMORE. 651 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,670 NAME FOR ME, PLEASE, THE WEAPONS BANNED IN THIS BILL 652 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,772 AND WHY YOU FEEL THEY SHOULD BE LEGAL. 653 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,139 I REALIZE I SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOU WHEN... 654 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,274 LET'S START HERE. 655 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,609 NAME THE WEAPONS BANNED IN THIS BILL. 656 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,977 IF YOU'D LET ME EXPLAIN... 657 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,044 YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE. 658 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,045 NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 659 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:53,980 MAC-90? THE PCR, MFR 660 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,047 LISTEN. 661 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,182 ANYTHING RING A BELL? 662 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:57,717 MY AIDES WERE SUPPOSED... 663 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,719 THEY'RE BOTH COPYCATS OF THE AR-15 ASSAULT RIFLE 664 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,320 THAT WAS BANNED TWO YEARS AGO. 665 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:02,254 IT'S THE EXACT SAME GUN. 666 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,523 CALM DOWN. 667 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,157 IT'S BACK. THEY JUST CHANGED THE GRIP. 668 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,258 HOW 'BOUT THE PAT-MAXI? 669 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,594 SEMI-AUTOMATIC, MUZZLE-BARRELED... 670 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,928 IT'S A GRENADE LAUNCHER. 671 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:09,929 YES. I'M TRYING TO... 672 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:10,930 I REALIZE AS AN ADULT 673 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,566 NOT EVERYONE SHARES MY VIEW OF THE WORLD 674 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,502 AND WITH AN ISSUE AS HOT AS GUN CONTROL 675 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,804 I'M PREPARED TO ACCEPT A LOT OF DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW 676 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,106 AS BEING PERFECTLY VALID, BUT WE CAN ALL GET TOGETHER 677 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,307 ON THE GRENADE LAUNCHER, RIGHT? 678 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,742 I PUT YOU IN YOUR SEAT. 679 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,777 I GOT YOU ELECTED TO THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. 680 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,614 YEAH, AND NOW YOU GUYS THINK I'M ON THE LEASH. 681 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,316 LOOK, I GET TAKEN FOR GRANTED, JOSH. 682 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:32,585 I'VE ONE PHOTO OP WITH THE PRESIDENT. 683 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,854 ONE. ME AND 16 OTHER FRESHMEN. 684 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,188 THAT MAKES ME WEAK. 685 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,491 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS? 686 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,527 I'VE BEEN HERE OVER A YEAR, HUH? 687 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,429 WHERE'S THE COURTSHIP? 688 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,563 THIS ISN'T EGO. 689 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:44,931 A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE WHITE HOUSE 690 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:45,965 IS CURRENCY AROUND HERE 691 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,467 AND I NEED SOME. 692 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,768 YOU'RE VOTING DOWN A MEASURE 693 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:52,004 THAT WOULD RESTRICT THE SALE OF DEADLY WEAPONS 694 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:55,207 BECAUSE NOBODY INVITED YOU TO THE COOL KIDS' TABLE? 695 00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:58,077 GOT YOUR ATTENTION. 696 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:02,749 YOU KNOW, I'M SO SICK OF CONGRESS I COULD VOMIT. 697 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:10,423 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 698 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,960 A ROUND OF GOLF. 699 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,361 THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T PLAY GOLF. 700 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,696 WHAT DOES HE PLAY? 701 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:17,263 CHESS. 702 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,865 OVER BRANDY. 703 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,668 A COUPLE OF WHITE HOUSE PHOTOGRAPHERS AND WE'RE FINE. 704 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,236 HE'S GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, YOU KNOW. 705 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,673 WHATEVER. YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU... 706 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,541 CHRIS, YOU'RE A CONGRESSMAN. 707 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,276 YOU GOT TO MAKE THAT REAL. 708 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,945 THIS TIME, IT WAS ME IN THE MURAL ROOM. 709 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,413 TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU 710 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,382 YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION 711 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,184 WITH THE GUY WHO WORKS NEXT DOOR. 712 00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:40,987 YOU GUYS TAKE CARE. 713 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,094 WOW. 714 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,095 WOW IS RIGHT. 715 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:52,331 IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 716 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,701 EXCELLENT CHOICE, MY FRIEND. 717 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,402 STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT. 718 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:58,204 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT JENNY. 719 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,238 MY POINT BEING ONLY 720 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:00,372 THAT IT SHOULD FLATTER HER NECK 721 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,140 IN WAYS THAT ARE SURE TO PLEASE YOU. 722 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:01,674 CAN I TRY IT ON? 723 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:02,709 NO. 724 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,242 Mandy: CAN I RUB IT AGAINST MY TEETH? 725 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:04,477 NO. 726 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:05,878 COULD WE POSSIBLY TALK ABOUT ME? 727 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,413 C.J.: ARE YOU SAYING I'LL STRETCH IT? 728 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,081 LEO, I GOT FOUR OF FIVE. 729 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:12,519 I'M CONVINCED WE NEED THE VICE PRESIDENT TO GET TILLINGHOUSE. 730 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:13,920 WE'RE AGREED ON THAT. NO. 731 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:14,821 THIS NEEDS A TEXAN. 732 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,388 Leo: I HAD A DIFFERENT IDEA. 733 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,524 I GO TO RICHARDSON. 734 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,158 WE'VE TRIED RICHARDSON. 735 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:22,294 Josh: LET'S NOT GET THE CAUCUS ANY MORE PISSED OFF AT US. 736 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:24,063 I'LL TALK TO RICHARDSON ALONE. 737 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,098 YOU HAVE TO DO IT QUIETLY AND RIGHT NOW. 738 00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:26,766 MARGARET. 739 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,200 CALL ME WHEN YOU GOT IT. 740 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,669 YES, SIR. 741 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:32,739 I NEED TO SEE MARK RICHARDSON OUT OF THE OFFICE. 742 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,473 YOU KNOW, TOBY, YOU COULD AFFORD TO BUY 743 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,576 ONE OF THOSE NOW IF YOU WANT. 744 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,311 THERE'S LITERALLY NO ONE IN THE WORLD 745 00:24:39,378 --> 00:24:41,280 THAT I DON'T HATE RIGHT NOW. 746 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:44,350 ( chuckling ) 747 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,552 LET ME GUESS: 748 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,019 JOSH GOT KATZENMOYER AND THE REST OF THEM 749 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,054 BACK IN THE BOAT. 750 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,822 YOU CAME TO ME INSTEAD OF TILLINGHOUSE 751 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,258 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO USE HOYNES. 752 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,593 WE NEED THIS ONE, MARK. 753 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,094 I'M VOTING "NO," LEO. 754 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,730 MARK, IT'S ALL WE COULD GET RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW IT. 755 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,031 YOU DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH. 756 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:00,199 WE DID. 757 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:02,835 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TEC DC-9 AND THE TEC-22? 758 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,436 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STRIKER-12 759 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,572 AND THE STREETSWEEPER? 760 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:06,606 WE HAD TO LOSE 'EM. 761 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,274 YOU NEVER FOUGHT FOR 'EM. 762 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,142 WE HAVE TO DO THIS INCH BY INCH. 763 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:11,443 YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. 764 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,812 NO, I KNOW HOW YOU GUYS WORK. 765 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,614 THAT IS OUT OF LINE, CONGRESSMAN. 766 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,783 GUNS ARE NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST OF PRIORITIES 767 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,051 AND I'VE NEVER MOVED THE PRESIDENT OFF OF THAT. 768 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:22,354 KEEPING THE WHITE HOUSE STRONG IS NUMBER ONE ON YOUR LIST OF PRIORITIES. 769 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:25,324 IF THE WHITE HOUSE ISN'T STRONG, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER 770 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:27,493 WHAT NUMBER TWO ON MY LIST IS. 771 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,862 JESUS, MARK, THE BODIES BEING WHEELED 772 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:32,031 INTO THE EMERGENCY ROOMS ARE BLACK. 773 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:34,901 THESE GUNS AREN'T GOING TO SCOTTSDALE, MARK. 774 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,502 THEY'RE GOING TO DETROIT. 775 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,070 THEY'RE GOING TO PHILADELPHIA. 776 00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:39,171 AN ENTIRE GENERATION 777 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:43,109 OF AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN ARE BEING EATEN ALIVE 778 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,877 BY DRUGS AND POVERTY. 779 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,880 WELL, I'M ENCOURAGED TO HEAR THE WHITE HOUSE HAS DISCOVERED 780 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,849 THERE'S A DRUG PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY. 781 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,652 YOUR PENETRATING INSIGHT IS MATCHED ONLY BY THE COURAGE 782 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,320 DISPLAYED IN THE AUTHORSHIP OF THIS BILL. 783 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,688 MARK, FOR GOD'S... 784 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:58,758 NOT THE THREE INCH GRIP, BUT THE TWO INCH GRIP 785 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,092 AND THE 30 ROUND CLIP 786 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,594 NOT THE 20 ROUND CLIP 787 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,730 WITH A THREE DAY WAIT TO RUN A CHECK TO SEE IF YOU'RE CRAZY. 788 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,297 AS IF WANTING THE GUN 789 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:08,400 WASN'T A PRETTY GOOD HEADS-UP IN THE FIRST PLACE. 790 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,269 NO, THIS IS FOR SHOW. 791 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,271 AND I THINK IT'S AN UNCONSCIONABLE WASTE 792 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,640 OF THE TAXPAYER'S MONEY 793 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:14,941 TO HAVE IT PRINTED, SIGNED AND PHOTOCOPIED 794 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:15,842 TO SAY NOTHING OF ENFORCED. 795 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,476 I WANT THE GUNS, LEO. 796 00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:20,847 YOU WRITE A LAW THAT CAN SAVE SOME LIVES, I'LL SIGN IT. 797 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,749 IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME 798 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:25,151 HOW TO BE A LEADER OF BLACK MEN. 799 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:26,919 YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 800 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:34,260 Mandy: SOMEONE GAVE YOU A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF FRUIT? 801 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,127 YES. 802 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,328 WHY? 803 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:37,830 THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME. 804 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,498 WHY? 805 00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:41,701 IT'S LEO. 806 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,670 WHAT HAPPENED? 807 00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:45,504 THAT'S IT. 808 00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:47,173 HE NEEDS TO TALK TO HOYNES. 809 00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,775 WE'LL SET UP A MEETING. 810 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,276 YEAH, LEO, WE'RE GOING TO SET UP A MEETING FOR YOU 811 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,012 WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT. 812 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:54,613 GOOD. 813 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,194 JENNY? 814 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,699 I'M STILL HERE. 815 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,001 WHAT'S GOING ON? 816 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,337 LEO... 817 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,039 WHAT'S GOING ON? 818 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,441 HONEY, I'M SO SORRY YOU WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE. 819 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,343 IT WASN'T ANY TROUBLE. 820 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,382 I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 821 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:05,651 THIS IS CRAZY. 822 00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,086 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS. 823 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,055 I JUST CAN'T. 824 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:09,688 I'M SORRY 825 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:10,923 ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARY. 826 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,258 IT'S NOT THE ANNIVERSARY. 827 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:12,959 IT'S EVERYTHING. 828 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,061 IT'S THE WHOLE THING. 829 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:21,700 THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'LL EVER DO, JENNY. 830 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,803 I HAVE TO DO IT WELL. 831 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,773 IT'S NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR MARRIAGE. 832 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,209 IT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY MARRIAGE 833 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,610 RIGHT NOW. 834 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:34,013 THESE FEW YEARS WHILE I'M DOING THIS. 835 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,848 YES, IT'S MORE IMPORTANT 836 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,116 THAN MY MARRIAGE. 837 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,185 I DIDN'T DECIDE TO DO THIS 838 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:40,086 MYSELF, JENNY. 839 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:41,687 THERE WERE MANY DISCUSSIONS... 840 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:43,189 THE FACT THAT YOU CAN FIND THE TIME... 841 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,725 I'M FIVE VOTES DOWN, JENNY, AND I NEED TO WIN. 842 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,194 I MET WITH THE STAFF... 843 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:49,561 YOU MADE THE TIME. 844 00:28:49,628 --> 00:28:51,864 I MADE THE TIME TONIGHT. 845 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:53,265 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TIME TONIGHT. 846 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,433 I HIRED A WHOLE... 847 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,868 MARGARET PHONED TO CONFIRM 848 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,970 YOUR 9:00 MEETING WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT. 849 00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:01,673 I WAS GOING TO SLIP OUT FOR 45 MINUTES... 850 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,741 LEO... 851 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,211 I WAS GOING TO BE RIGHT BACK. 852 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,746 I CAN'T. REALLY. 853 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:13,085 I DON'T SUPPOSE WE COULD POSTPONE THIS DISCUSSION. 854 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,521 IT'S JUST THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS... 855 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,824 I HAVE TO GO NOW. 856 00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:20,759 OKAY. 857 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,230 I'LL, UH... 858 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,233 I'LL BE AT THE WATERGATE. 859 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:29,335 OKAY. 860 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:31,137 AND I'LL... 861 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,441 TALK TO YOU LATER. 862 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:36,775 YOU'LL CALL ME? 863 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:38,410 YEAH. 864 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:40,512 YOU-YOU WANT ME TO CARRY THAT TO THE CAB? 865 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:44,483 IT'S OKAY. 866 00:29:48,554 --> 00:29:50,356 CALL ME BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP. 867 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:56,328 OKAY. 868 00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:15,281 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 869 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,917 LEO McGARRY IS HERE TO SEE YOU. 870 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,818 SEND HIM IN. 871 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,856 GOOD EVENING, MR. VICE PRESIDENT. 872 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:24,590 COME ON IN. 873 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,092 THANKS, JANEANE. 874 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,259 THANKS. 875 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,295 WHAT DID YOU NEED TO SEE ME ABOUT? 876 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:32,331 UM, I CAME IN TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 802. 877 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:33,665 WE LOST FIVE VOTES. 878 00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:34,967 I KNOW. 879 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:37,870 WE GOT FOUR OF THEM BACK, BUT... 880 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:40,206 I WAS STUPID WITH RICHARDSON. 881 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:42,174 AND NOW IT'S TILLINGHOUSE. 882 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,343 SO I CAME IN TO TALK ABOUT THAT... 883 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:47,246 LEO, YOU FEELING OKAY? 884 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:48,547 SIT DOWN. 885 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,516 COME ON, SIT DOWN. 886 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,887 JENNY AND I ARE SPLITTING UP. 887 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:56,222 AND IT JUST HAPPENED 888 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:58,124 AND I'M FEELING A LITTLE, UM... 889 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,225 JANEANE. 890 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,193 IF I COULD JUST HAVE A GLASS OF WATER. 891 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:04,630 JEANNINE, CAN YOU GET ME A GLASS OF ICE WATER, PLEASE? 892 00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:09,101 LEO, IT'S GOING TO BE FINE. 893 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:11,337 THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 894 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:13,072 YEAH. 895 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:16,542 UH... I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT...? 896 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:19,045 AT ALL? NO. 897 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,181 THANK YOU. 898 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,827 ANYWAY... 899 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,229 I'LL SEE TILLINGHOUSE. 900 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:38,630 YEAH? 901 00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:40,499 I'LL SEE HIM TOMORROW MORNING. 902 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:41,533 YOU'LL DELIVER HIM? 903 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,868 IT'S A DONE DEAL. 904 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:45,837 I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU WE NEED THIS WIN. 905 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,473 I THINK WE'RE HOME. 906 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:49,075 THANKS, JOHN. 907 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:50,842 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THE PRESIDENT 908 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,278 AND I APPRECIATE IT. 909 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:53,779 LEO... 910 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:56,315 YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 911 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,084 WHAT? 912 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,787 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT A MEETING? 913 00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:04,223 A.A.? 914 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:09,728 WHAT MEETING COULD I POSSIBLY GO TO? 915 00:32:09,795 --> 00:32:11,263 MINE. 916 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:14,933 JOHN, TELL ME YOU ARE NOT SHOWING YOUR FACE... 917 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:17,803 LEO, I HAVE GOT MY OWN MEETING. 918 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:21,373 EVERY WEEK, THE DOWNSTAIRS OFFICE HERE AT THE O.E.O.B. 919 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,808 AT 11:00 P.M. 920 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,876 THERE ARE NINE OF US. 921 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,278 THREE SENATORS 922 00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:29,215 TWO CABINET SECRETARIES, ONE FEDERAL JUDGE 923 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,017 AND TWO AGENCY DIRECTORS. 924 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,384 THERE'S AN AGENT OUTSIDE. 925 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,720 THE WHOLE THING LOOKS LIKE A CARD GAME. 926 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:38,424 DO I HAVE ENEMIES IN THAT ROOM? 927 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,059 ALL OUR PEOPLE. 928 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,662 I HAD NO IDEA. 929 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,031 NEITHER WILL ANYONE ELSE. 930 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:47,533 YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT. 931 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,535 NOW, ARE YOU DRIVING? 932 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:50,802 UH, NO, I GOT MY GUY. 933 00:32:50,869 --> 00:32:52,204 GOOD. 934 00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,441 HAVE A GOOD EVENING. 935 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:56,808 SORRY ABOUT JENNY. 936 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,945 CALL ME AFTER TILLINGHOUSE? 937 00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:01,813 IT'S IN THE BAG. 938 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,149 GOOD NIGHT, JOHN. 939 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,151 GOOD NIGHT, LEO. 940 00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:18,997 ( door opens ) 941 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,699 HI, THERE. 942 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:21,733 HOW YOU DOING? 943 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,602 SARAH WISSINGER? 944 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,671 YES. A SMOKING JACKET AND A CIGARETTE HOLDER. 945 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:26,738 BOTH DECLARED ITEMS. 946 00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:28,474 I AM CLEAN AS A WHISTLE. 947 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,409 YOU RECEIVED THESE GIFTS ON JULY THIRD. 948 00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:32,278 I'M SENSING TROUBLE, BUT I CAN'T QUITE... 949 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,579 YOU AND I DIDN'T BREAK UP UNTIL JULY NINTH. 950 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,047 AND THERE IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. 951 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,815 SHE WAS GIVING YOU PRESENTS ON JULY THIRD? 952 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:37,849 YOU KNEW I KNEW SARAH. 953 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:38,850 I DIDN'T KNOW 954 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:39,951 SHE WAS GIVING YOU PRESENTS. 955 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:40,952 THEY WEREN'T BY WAY OF SAYING 956 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,221 "THANKS FOR SLEEPING WITH ME" 957 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:44,523 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 958 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:46,492 DON'T TALK TO ME. 959 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:50,896 HOYNES IS HAVING BREAKFAST WITH TILLINGHOUSE. GOING ON? 960 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:53,165 SARAH WISSIN-SLUT GAVE HIM THE JACKET ON JULY THIRD. 961 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:54,566 I REALLY THOUGHT 962 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:56,735 A NICE BYPRODUCT OF NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE 963 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:59,004 WOULD BE THAT YOU WOULDN'T YELL AT ME ANYMORE. 964 00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:00,506 THAT WAS A BIT UNREALISTIC, WASN'T IT? 965 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:01,907 Josh: WHERE'S THE PRESIDENT? 966 00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:02,808 Toby: I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 967 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,610 LEO, HOW'D IT GO? 968 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,011 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 969 00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:07,513 LAST NIGHT. 970 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:09,515 OH, UH, GREAT. 971 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:10,649 SHE LIKE THE CHOKER? 972 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:11,650 YEAH. 973 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:12,851 Josh: AND THE VIOLINIST? 974 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:14,520 UH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 975 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:18,056 AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, IT'S STRANGE HAVING HIM THERE 976 00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:20,226 BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, UM... 977 00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:21,860 SHE ATE IT UP, SO... 978 00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:22,861 GOOD. 979 00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:24,130 THAT'S GREAT. 980 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:28,134 WHERE'S THE PRESIDENT? 981 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,201 HIS BACK IS PRETTY BAD TODAY. 982 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:30,569 HE CANCELED THE MORNING. 983 00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,138 HE'LL STAY IN BED AND MAKE SOME CALLS. 984 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:33,305 WE SHOULD MOVE THIS TO MY... 985 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,573 ( door opens ) 986 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,076 HEY. 987 00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:42,914 MR. PRESIDENT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STAYING IN BED. 988 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:45,551 OH, I FEEL FINE. 989 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,486 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET BACK TO THE RESIDENCE. 990 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:50,622 HMM? 991 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:56,094 I SAID, "MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET BACK TO THE RESIDENCE." 992 00:34:56,162 --> 00:34:57,796 MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIE DOWN. 993 00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,231 ABSOLUTELY NO NEED. I'M FINE. 994 00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:00,866 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 995 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,270 NOTHING YOU NEED TO CONCERN YOURSELF WITH, MR. PRESIDENT. 996 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:05,704 MERELY A PERCEPTION ISSUE 997 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,973 REGARDING TOBY AND THE FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE. 998 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,040 WELL, I LIKE 999 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,109 TO ROLL UP MY SLEEVES 1000 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:12,644 AND, YOU KNOW... 1001 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,082 GET INVOLVED. 1002 00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,617 C.J.: MR. PRESIDENT, DID YOU 1003 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,752 BY ANY CHANCE, TAKE YOUR BACK PILLS? 1004 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:23,855 I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU, C.J, I WAS IN A LITTLE PAIN THERE. 1005 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:25,257 Leo: WHICH DID YOU TAKE, SIR? 1006 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:27,826 THE VICADIN OR THE PERCOCET? 1007 00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:32,130 I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE THEM BOTH? 1008 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:34,466 C.J.: OKAY, MR. PRESIDENT WE'RE GOING 1009 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:35,767 TO HAVE SOMEONE TAKE YOU BACK TO BED. 1010 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:36,768 NO, NO, NO. 1011 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:37,936 SIT, SIT, SIT. 1012 00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,037 ONE OF YOU HAS GOT A PROBLEM 1013 00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,272 I'M HERE TO HELP. 1014 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,107 YOU GUYS ARE LIKE FAMILY. 1015 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:44,976 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME. 1016 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:50,249 ALWAYS BEEN LOYAL, HONEST, HARDWORKING, GOOD PEOPLE 1017 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:51,650 AND I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH 1018 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:53,619 AND I DON'T SAY THAT OFTEN ENOUGH. 1019 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:57,723 SO, TELL ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, TOBY. 1020 00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:58,890 I'M SAM, SIR. 1021 00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:01,793 SAM. OF COURSE, YOU ARE. 1022 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:02,861 Toby: SIR. 1023 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:07,299 SIR, UH, THE SITUATION 1024 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:08,900 BASICALLY, IS THIS: 1025 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,637 I ARRANGED FOR A FRIEND TO TESTIFY TO COMMERCE 1026 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,839 ON INTERNET STOCKS WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY 1027 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:18,076 BUT UNRELATED TO THAT, BOUGHT A TECHNOLOGY ISSUE 1028 00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:20,446 WHICH, PARTLY DUE TO MY FRIEND'S TESTIMONY 1029 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,282 SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF. 1030 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:27,886 TOBY. 1031 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:32,258 TOBY, TOBY, TOBY. 1032 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,962 TOBY'S A NICE NAME, DON'T YOU THINK? 1033 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:38,864 CAN WE DO THIS MEETING 1034 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:39,998 AT ANOTHER TIME? 1035 00:36:40,065 --> 00:36:41,032 NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, LEO 1036 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,067 I KNOW MY BODY. 1037 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,769 I MEAN, YOU KNOW 1038 00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:45,871 I KNOW MY MUSCLES ARE NOT, YOU KNOW 1039 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,072 BUT MY MIND IS SHARP. 1040 00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:48,874 I CAN FOCUS. I AM FOCUSED. 1041 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,243 YOU ALL KNOW THAT ABOUT ME. 1042 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:54,480 HERE'S WHAT I THINK WE OUGHT TO DO. 1043 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,352 WAS I JUST SAYING SOMETHING? 1044 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,620 MRS. LANDINGHAM! 1045 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:03,154 WE NEED TO RUN THROUGH SOME OPTIONS. 1046 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,356 YES, SIR? GET CHARLIE. 1047 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:05,391 LET'S START AT THE BOTTOM. 1048 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:06,392 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1049 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,260 THERE'S ALWAYS RESIGNATION. 1050 00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:10,362 HOT DAMN! NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 1051 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,331 I THINK SHE MEANT ME, MR. PRESIDENT. 1052 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:14,300 AH. Leo: TOBY WON'T RESIGN. 1053 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:15,767 WE'RE MAKING MORE OF THIS THAN WE NEED... 1054 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,269 I GOT IT. 1055 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,704 I'VE GOT A LAWYER FROM COUNSEL'S OFFICE. 1056 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:19,938 Sam: I GOT IT. 1057 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:22,308 COUNSEL'S OFFICE RELEASES A STATEMENT THROUGH C.J. 1058 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,875 USING THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE LANGUAGE 1059 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:24,976 WE MAKE IT VERY CLEAR 1060 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:27,346 THAT THERE HAS BEEN NO WRONGDOING OF ANY KIND 1061 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,381 BUT TO AVOID EVEN THE APPEARANCE OF IMPROPRIETY 1062 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,283 TOBY HAS AGREED TO REDUCE HIS SALARY 1063 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:33,352 FOR ONE YEAR TO ONE DOLLAR AND IMMEDIATELY 1064 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:34,986 CASH OUT HIS STOCK ISSUE 1065 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:37,889 THEREBY RELIEVING THE TAXPAYER OF THE BURDEN. 1066 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:38,924 DONE. 1067 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:39,625 WAIT. 1068 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:40,492 GOOD, SAM. 1069 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,827 NO, IT'S NOT GOOD. THANKS. 1070 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,329 ACTUALLY, IT STINKS. 1071 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,196 YOU'RE A GREAT WRITER. DO YOU KNOW THAT? 1072 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:45,997 COME HERE. GIVE ME A HUG. 1073 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,165 LEO... 1074 00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:48,199 COME ON. GIVE US A HUG. 1075 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,468 THERE YOU GO. 1076 00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:51,136 Charlie: EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT? 1077 00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:52,471 CHARLIE. 1078 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:54,406 MR. PRESIDENT, I LEFT YOU ALONE FOR TWO MINUTES. 1079 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,742 CHARLIE'S A GREAT NAME. 1080 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:57,609 THANK YOU. 1081 00:37:57,676 --> 00:38:00,278 SIR, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO BED. 1082 00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:01,780 I'M GOING. I'M GOING. 1083 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:07,285 BEFORE I GO, PLEASE, LET ME JUST SAY THIS. 1084 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,590 ( sighs ) 1085 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:13,692 I'M SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING A DOG. 1086 00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,794 WELL, FEEL BETTER, MR. PRESIDENT. 1087 00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:20,131 MAYBE AN IRISH SETTER, CHARLIE. 1088 00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:21,333 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1089 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,569 I THINK THAT'S GREAT, SIR. 1090 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:24,403 SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL 1091 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:25,837 THERE, BIG GUY? 1092 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:29,140 LIKE I JUST GOT SCREWED WITH MY PANTS ON. 1093 00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,609 EXCELLENT. 1094 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,581 HONEST TO GOODNESS, JOHN, THIS ISN'T A POLITICAL MANEUVER. 1095 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:36,448 I KNOW. 1096 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:37,683 I'M VOTING MY CONSCIENCE. 1097 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:38,917 I KNOW. 1098 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,653 YOU CAN'T PUT THE TOOTHPASTE BACK IN THE TUBE. 1099 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,790 240 MILLION GUNS OUT THERE. 1100 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:45,757 HOW YOU GOING TO GET 'EM BACK? 1101 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:46,825 YOU CAN'T. 1102 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:52,731 WELL, AS LONG AS THEY GOT A GUN, I WANT MY WIFE TO HAVE A GUN. 1103 00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:54,700 I WANT MY DAUGHTER TO HAVE A GUN 1104 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:56,902 AND DAMN IT, I WANT ONE, TOO. 1105 00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:58,203 MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 1106 00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:00,205 YOU MIGHT WANT TO MENTION 1107 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:04,309 TO JOSH LYMAN THAT CONGRESSMAN DON'T 1108 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:05,577 APPRECIATE BEING BULLIED 1109 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:07,579 LIKE ILL-BEHAVED SCHOOLCHILDREN. 1110 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:08,747 YES. 1111 00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:12,250 KATZENMOYER, O'BANNON, LeBRANDT, THIS NEW KID 1112 00:39:12,317 --> 00:39:13,585 CHRISTOPHER WICK. 1113 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:17,623 THESE ARE GROWN MEN WITH PRIDE AND DIGNITY. 1114 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:18,790 THEY CAN'T BE MANHANDLED. 1115 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,526 THEY'RE PRETTY PISSED, ARE THEY? 1116 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:23,429 BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, THEY'RE SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER 1117 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,864 AND A-TALKING ABOUT POLITICAL RETRIBUTION. 1118 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,165 I DON'T BLAME 'EM. 1119 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:30,736 REALITY IS REALITY. 1120 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:34,105 YES. WHICH IS WHY I'D LIKE VERY MUCH FOR YOU 1121 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:38,209 TO DO THE FOLLOWING, CAL: I WANT YOU TO VOTE YES 1122 00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:39,377 ON THE RESOLUTION. 1123 00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:40,846 JOHN... 1124 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:43,849 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO MENTION THIS CONVERSATION 1125 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:47,753 TO REPRESENTATIVES KATZENMOYER, O'BANNON, LeBRANDT AND WICK. 1126 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:52,758 WHY, JOHN, YOU DO SEIZE THE MOMENT, DON'T YOU? 1127 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,894 YOU GOT A ROLL CALL. 1128 00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:57,295 TELL ME SOMETHING. 1129 00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:59,130 WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? 1130 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:00,031 YEAH. RIGHT NOW? 1131 00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:01,433 NOTHING. 1132 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:06,371 THEN WHY AM I HANDING YOU A PERSONAL POLITICAL VICTORY? 1133 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:07,939 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE 1134 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:12,177 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ONE DAY AND YOU'RE NOT. 1135 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,746 Reporter: The restrictions, while not considered sweeping 1136 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:17,115 do include the Mini-9 and the Rutger 14. 1137 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:20,686 Again, White House senior aides had hoped that this would serve 1138 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,021 as a much-needed victory for the President 1139 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,857 but it's the Vice President who seems to be receiving 1140 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,494 most of the credit from some congressional democrats. 1141 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,962 Newscaster 2: Democrats on the hill were quick to praise 1142 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,330 Vice President John Hoynes for stepping in and securing 1143 00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,065 the one-vote victory. 1144 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:35,901 Newscaster 3: ...leader of the congressional black caucus 1145 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:38,637 a man, I should add, who's seldom at a loss for words 1146 00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:40,338 had no comment tonight, none. 1147 00:40:40,405 --> 00:40:44,576 And you have to ask yourself, "Is this an intentional snub 1148 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,878 to his old friend, Jed Bartlet?" 1149 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:47,679 UNBELIEVABLE. 1150 00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:48,880 Sam: I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1151 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,549 Mandy: WE LOOSEN THE KETCHUP BOTTLE 1152 00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:51,617 AND HE POPS THE TOP OFF. 1153 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,084 AND KEEPS THE KETCHUP. 1154 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,319 SORRY, LEO. 1155 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:57,255 YOU SAW THIS ONE COMING THROUGH THE HOLLAND TUNNEL. 1156 00:40:57,322 --> 00:40:59,991 WE GOT WHAT WE DESERVED. 1157 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:05,163 IT WAS HUBRIS AND WE GOT WHAT WE DESERVED. 1158 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:06,998 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE. 1159 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:08,166 All: GOOD NIGHT. 1160 00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:15,807 LISTEN. WE WON. 1161 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:19,578 Toby: WHERE'S THE PRESIDENT? 1162 00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:21,179 C.J. HE'S ASLEEP. 1163 00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:22,180 WAKE HIM. 1164 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:23,414 C.J.: TOBY... 1165 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,283 Toby: WAKE HIM NOW. 1166 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:28,720 LET'S LEAVE IT TILL TOMORROW, TOBY. 1167 00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:31,056 LET'S LEAVE IT TILL TOMORROW. 1168 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:34,459 And you got to ask yourself, "Did Hoynes use this..." 1169 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:37,896 SIR, JOSH LYMAN IS HERE. 1170 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:40,098 HE WAS WONDERING IF HE COULD SEE YOU A MOMENT. 1171 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,900 SURE. 1172 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,204 EVENING, MR. VICE PRESIDENT. 1173 00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:47,438 JOSH, NICE VICTORY. 1174 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,841 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE BILL OR ARE YOU 1175 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,543 TALKING ABOUT MY SMOKING JACKET? 1176 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:52,644 I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 1177 00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:54,412 NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BILL. 1178 00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:56,514 IT'S A CRAPPY LAW. 1179 00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:58,083 NO, IT IS. NAW. 1180 00:41:58,149 --> 00:41:59,050 I SHOULD KNOW. 1181 00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:00,318 YOU DID VERY WELL. 1182 00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:01,853 I'D SAY IT'S ROUGHLY THE EQUIVALENT 1183 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,555 OF FIGHTING THE WAR AGAINST TOBACCO 1184 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:05,423 BY BANNING CERTAIN COLOR MATCHBOOK COVERS. 1185 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:06,625 ( chuckles ) 1186 00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:08,894 WELL, THESE THINGS HAPPEN SLOWLY. 1187 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,162 I'D SAY YOU DID WELL, SIR. 1188 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:15,901 IN FACT, YOU MAY BE THE ONLY ONE WHO DID. 1189 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:18,870 I JUST CAME BY TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS. 1190 00:42:20,606 --> 00:42:22,440 MR. VICE PRESIDENT. 1191 00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:23,541 RIGHT, JANEANE. 1192 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:25,143 I'M ON MY WAY. 1193 00:42:27,979 --> 00:42:28,880 JOSH. 1194 00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:30,749 YES, SIR. 1195 00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:33,084 WELCOME TO THE NFL. 1196 00:42:49,868 --> 00:42:52,904 SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH, MR. McGARRY? 1197 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:56,007 YEAH. I'M HERE FOR THE CARD GAME. 1198 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,979 THANK YOU.