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Previously on The West Wing:
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Eagle's by.
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It's the most important thing.
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- Not more important than your marriage.
- Yes, it is.
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I'm a nice guy having a bad day.
I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
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- Which kid is my boss's daughter?
- That would be me.
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My youngest daughter, Zoey,
is down from Hanover.
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Don't call her ma'am.
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- I should call you Zoey?
- If I can call you Charlie.
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Nine, no help. Jack, no help.
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Eight, possible flush.
King, possible flush.
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Ace, no help.
Six, possible straight.
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Love for the dealer.
Ace bets.
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- Check.
- Check.
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- Check.
- Check.
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Check.
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Check.
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- Mr. President?
- There is one fruit...
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- Oh, please.
- There is one fruit...
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Mr. President, check or bet, sir.
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- There is one fruit...
- Or give us a quiz on inane trivia.
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There is one fruit whose seeds
are on the outside. Name it.
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- Is it the kumquat?
- No.
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Check or bet, sir?
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I bet five.
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- Call.
- See it.
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Fold.
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- See it.
- Call it.
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I see it, and I raise you five.
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Trouble.
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Mr. President?
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It's the strawberry.
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I raised your bet.
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Yes, you did. And it was a bold move,
as Leo has the six you're looking for.
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- You call the raise?
- It depends.
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On what?
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There are 14 punctuation marks in
standard English grammar. Name them.
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- Period.
- Comma.
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- Colon.
- Semicolon.
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- Dash.
- Hyphen.
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Apostrophe.
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There are seven more.
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Question mark,
exclamation point, quotation marks...
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...brackets, parentheses,
braces and ellipses.
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Do you call the raise?
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There are only three words in English
that begin with the letters D-W.
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This is why we get nothing done.
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Can anyone name them for me?
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Three words that begin with D-W?
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- Dwindle.
- Dwarf.
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Dwindle and dwarf....
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Come on, Princeton, we got two.
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I see your five
and raise you five.
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Dwarf, dwindle....
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Fold.
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Last card down.
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"A witch's brew, a magic spell,
an enchanted forest where... "
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Dwell! Dwindle, dwarf and dwell.
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The answer's correct,
but let's check with our judges...
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I'm sorry, time expired.
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- What time?
- My time.
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You have your own time?
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I call.
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Trip nines.
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Take your money, sir.
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You'd "dwell" to report that
to the IRS, because I will.
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I'm done. I'm heading home.
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- Kiss Jenny for me.
- I will.
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Sam, I'm going to the office for
the commerce report. You?
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- I was gonna go home.
- Sam...
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...I'm going to the office
for the commerce report. You?
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I'm going to make sure
you understand the commerce report.
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When I'm through you'll know all about
standard data vs. sampling data.
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Charlie, I'm going to the residence.
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- I've got some paperwork.
- Don't stay too late.
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- How'd you do?
- 84 bucks.
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- Most of that's mine.
- What's that?
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Mr. President, I'm sorry,
the building's not secure.
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Would everyone stay in the room?
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- This happens way too often.
- It's pledge week at the fraternities.
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- Clear the windows.
- The whole room is windows.
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- Josh.
- I'm cooperating.
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This will be under control soon, sir.
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What body of water in South America
is formed by...?
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Excuse me, Wink Martindale.
Is this really the time?
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Not up on your South American
maritime geography?
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- Clear.
- Saved by the bell.
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This didn't used to happen
at my old job.
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- Cathy, I need Article 1, Section 2.
- Of what?
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- The Constitution.
- I should have that at my desk?
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Does anybody have a copy
of the Constitution?
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- This is discouraging.
- Bonnie, get Toby a copy.
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- Is it still in print?
- For crying out loud! Try Amazon. com.
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Or bust into the glass display
case at the National Archives!
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You shouldn't yell.
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"Is it still in print?"
my staff wants to know.
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- I'm here to see Sam.
- Go ahead.
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It's not a big deal.
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- What do I care?
- Absolutely no reason that you should.
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The president will veto any bill
prohibiting...
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...sampling data as a component
of the 2000 census.
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Just a preview of what
you'll get with Toby.
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Yeah, I'll see you then.
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- That was great, what you said.
- What'd I say?
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- Well, the way you said it.
- The census must be taken seriously.
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- Tell me about it.
- It's not glamorous, but, you know?
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You need something?
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- Did you get a haircut?
- No.
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- You look good today.
- Thank you. You too.
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- New suit?
- No.
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You look good.
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- What you need, C.J.?
- A tutor.
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A tutor? What for?
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The commerce bill for the census.
There are parts I don't understand.
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- Which parts?
- All of it.
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- All of it?
- Yes.
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- You don't understand?
- Certain nuances.
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- Like what?
- The census.
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I hear you talk about the census
all the time.
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- Yeah.
- I don't understand, how can you...?
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- I fake it.
- You fake it?
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I've played it fast and loose,
but reading the briefing book...
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...I have to say, the census is starting
to sound like it's important.
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I realize if I'm gonna talk about it
I should understand what I'm saying.
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- When?
- When what?
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- When did you realize this?
- About an hour ago.
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Let's forget that you're late to the
party and be glad that you did come.
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- That's what I say.
- We'll start at lunch.
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- You faked it?
- Yes.
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- The president...
- I shouldn't have.
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- You think?
- See you later.
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- I have a question.
- About what?
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- Budget surplus.
- Okay.
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It's a $30 billion surplus.
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- 32 billion.
- Whatever.
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- You know what they say.
- What?
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A billion here, billion there,
it adds up.
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- Nifty saying, Josh.
- I didn't coin it.
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This is the first time
in three decades.
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Republicans want to use it
for tax relief.
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They want to give back the money.
Why don't we?
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- We're Democrats.
- It's not the government's money.
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- It's in our account.
- We took more than we needed.
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- I want mine.
- Sorry.
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- We're not done with this.
- I know.
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$12 million for an Appalachian
Transportation Institute.
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$1.5 million to study parking
facilities at commercial truck stops.
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$3 million to produce a documentary
on highway infrastructure.
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These are just some of today's
additions to the appropriations bill.
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$2 million for a volcano monitor
in Alaska to warn airplanes about ash.
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The FAA doesn't know what that is.
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$550,000 for New York to restore
the home of Susan B. Anthony.
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The tile in my shower
could use re-grouting.
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Remind me what's in this for us.
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Federal funding for 100,000
new public school teachers.
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- Thank you.
- How's this working?
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We meet Gladman and Skinner,
two of the three swing votes.
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In terms of the census?
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Yes. They drop the sampling
prohibition, appropriations passes.
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- Who's the third?
- The third?
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You said 3 swing votes.
Gladman, Skinner...
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- Janice Willis' husband.
- Right.
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- He'll do what we say.
- We're fine.
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You sure?
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It's a 3-day weekend,
congressmen want to go home.
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- That will do it?
- I know it will.
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- What time is the meeting?
00.
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Just don't do anything to screw up
or in any way embarrass me.
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- Leo, Knute Rockne. I get 'em mixed up.
- Go.
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If they hop the fence they go to jail.
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What they do once we get to them
determines for how long.
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- What tripped the alarm?
- The alarms are in the ground.
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Here, here and here.
She tripped it here.
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- She?
- Yes, sir.
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It wasn't a fraternity?
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It was a mentally unbalanced
woman in her 40s.
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Trying to kill me isn't evidence
of being mentally unbalanced.
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She stated that you weren't the target.
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- I wasn't?
- No, sir.
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- Who was?
- Your daughter.
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- Zoey?
- Yes, sir.
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Leo.
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- Good morning.
- You know Ron.
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- It was a woman.
- Yes.
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- We're still in review.
- I'll get a report.
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If I may be excused,
I could make a call....
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- Of course, help yourself.
- Thank you.
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- She was after Zoey?
- There were 8 security checks...
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...between the woman
and Zoey's room.
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There's no need for Zoey
to know, right?
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- What do you need?
- This may be the wrong time...
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...but I wanted to talk...
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Last night you mentioned
I should say hello to Jenny...
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- Hang on. Ron?
- Our security worked...
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...exactly the way it's supposed to.
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- I guess that's something.
- You'll send a report?
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In two hours.
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- You were saying?
- It can wait.
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- You sure?
- Yeah. Goodbye, Ron.
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- See you in an hour.
- All right.
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I guess we're done too.
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- I wouldn't lose sleep over it, sir.
- No, no.
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- Good seeing you, Mr. President.
- You too.
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- Ron.
- Yes, sir.
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- Did she have a gun?
- Yes, sir.
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Okay. Thank you.
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- Josh, good to see you.
- Congressman.
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Mandy, I should have brought
my sword and shield.
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Champagne and flowers would do.
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- Have you met Joe Willis?
- No.
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- My wife was Janice Willis.
- I know.
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She passed away.
I've taken her seat in Congress.
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We're sorry for your loss.
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The White House sent flowers.
The president wrote a note.
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Could you give him my thanks?
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- Sure, congressman.
- I'm not a congressman.
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I teach eighth-grade social studies.
This is only temporary...
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Good morning. Everyone got food?
Got bagels? Good.
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Christopher, Anthony, would you
mind putting my copy...
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...of the appropriations bill on the
table, please?
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Thank you, Christopher.
Thank you, Anthony.
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And thank you, Cathy.
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Congressman Skinner, welcome.
Congressman Gladman, good to see you.
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Congressman Willis,
I was a fan of your wife.
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Thank you.
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This represents the latest draft
of the House Appropriations Bill.
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It is 7000 pages long
and weighs over 55 pounds.
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It includes $1.2 million for
a lettuce geneticist in California...
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...and $1.7 million for manure handling
in Mississippi.
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That's what happens.
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Eight states will divide $5 million
to research the uses of wood.
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- We saw that one.
- I'm thinking of uses for it now.
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Let's talk about the census.
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The White House just wanted to
say that you're criminals and despots.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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That won't stop the president
from signing.
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No, it won't. What will
stop him from signing...
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...is the amendment you
offer on the census.
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You three represent the swing vote.
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Drop the amendment,
the appropriations bill passes.
241
00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:52,313
Insist on prohibiting sampling,
and count on a long fight...
242
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...followed by a veto.
243
00:14:55,025 --> 00:15:01,490
I have no conscience when it comes to
exploiting the fact that you have...
244
00:15:01,699 --> 00:15:05,203
...nonrefundable airline tickets
for the weekend.
245
00:15:05,412 --> 00:15:07,831
- With that in mind...
- Excuse me.
246
00:15:08,498 --> 00:15:11,044
- Yes, sir.
- I'm not leaving town.
247
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,132
- I'm sorry?
- I'm not leaving this weekend.
248
00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:18,343
I'm staying to see
some of Janice's friends.
249
00:15:18,552 --> 00:15:25,061
There's no need to rush on my account.
Take as much time as you like.
250
00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:33,653
Good. Then, let's talk.
251
00:15:36,824 --> 00:15:38,534
- You'll go slowly?
- Yes.
252
00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:43,415
- Pretend that I'm dumb.
- Let me conjure that image...
253
00:15:43,624 --> 00:15:48,004
- I'm coming to you exposed.
- I'm coming to your office.
254
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:53,594
I meant symbolically. I'm saying,
"I don't know this, will you teach me?"
255
00:15:53,803 --> 00:15:59,559
- It's hard to admit that.
- What exactly do you want me to do?
256
00:15:59,768 --> 00:16:03,856
I'm admitting to you that
there are things I do not know.
257
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:09,112
I don't think anybody would have
any trouble imagining that.
258
00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:10,948
Explain it to me.
259
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:14,744
- Every 10 years we count everybody.
- Why?
260
00:16:14,994 --> 00:16:20,709
Representation at the various levels
of government is based on population.
261
00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:25,382
To find out how many congressmen
a state gets, we count the people.
262
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:29,762
If the book had been
that clear I would've understood.
263
00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:31,932
- We're not done yet.
- Okay.
264
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:36,520
The decennial census is done
by a door-to-door head count.
265
00:16:36,728 --> 00:16:39,566
Some 950,000 professionals are hired.
266
00:16:39,774 --> 00:16:43,445
The process costs
approximately $6.9 billion.
267
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,489
It's also very inaccurate.
268
00:16:45,698 --> 00:16:49,202
It tends to be disadvantageous
to inner-city...
269
00:16:49,411 --> 00:16:53,583
...and recent immigrant populations
and to the homeless.
270
00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:56,085
I want you to know that in this...
271
00:16:56,294 --> 00:16:58,880
- Your time of vulnerability?
- Yes.
272
00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:02,802
- I appreciate it.
- We're not done yet.
273
00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:10,019
- Hey, baby.
- Hi, Daddy.
274
00:17:11,645 --> 00:17:15,358
- Can you stay long?
- No, I brought you stuff from home.
275
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:19,864
- You didn't have to.
- I wanted you to have stuff you like.
276
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,742
- I'm fine.
- You're okay at the hotel?
277
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:25,037
I wanted Mom to have the house.
278
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:28,165
But you're gonna look
for a place, right?
279
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:32,128
Mallory, this thing with
your mother and me will blow over.
280
00:17:32,337 --> 00:17:37,301
No, it won't, Dad.
You understand that, right?
281
00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:43,433
This is not amortized,
it's a one-time experiment.
282
00:17:43,641 --> 00:17:47,813
This is a partisan issue.
The Democrats want the House.
283
00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:52,611
- I'm not going to deny that.
- It's like you lost the battle...
284
00:17:52,819 --> 00:17:57,241
- Did he say what it was about?
- Why shouldn't I get my money back?
285
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,828
- You won't spend it right.
- What?
286
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,624
I wanna combine your money
with everybody else's...
287
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:08,338
...and pay down the debt
and further endow social security.
288
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,967
- What will you do with it?
- Buy a DVD player.
289
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:17,641
But my $700 helps employ people who
produce and sell DVDs and DVD players.
290
00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:23,856
- Natural evolution of a market economy.
- But the DVD player is made in Japan.
291
00:18:24,065 --> 00:18:26,819
- I'll buy American.
- We don't trust you.
292
00:18:27,027 --> 00:18:30,114
- I want my money.
- Shouldn't have voted for us.
293
00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:31,408
- Charlie.
- Hey.
294
00:18:31,616 --> 00:18:36,330
- I got a message he needed to see me.
- Yeah, go on in.
295
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:37,790
Yes.
296
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:40,292
Yes.
297
00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:43,421
Yes, of course.
298
00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:50,138
I'm on with the postmaster general.
299
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,766
- What's it about?
- I don't know.
300
00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:54,935
- Do me a favor.
- Of course.
301
00:18:55,185 --> 00:18:57,230
Take Charlie out for a beer.
302
00:18:57,438 --> 00:19:00,358
- Take him out for a beer?
- He has no life.
303
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:05,531
Take him out, come back, then
we'll watch the vote in Leo's office.
304
00:19:05,781 --> 00:19:08,160
- Sure.
- I'll give you some cash.
305
00:19:08,368 --> 00:19:10,412
- No, sir...
- Don't be silly.
306
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,456
- I have money.
- Sure?
307
00:19:12,665 --> 00:19:14,500
I don't have any cash on me.
308
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,961
- It's fine.
- I don't carry cash.
309
00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:20,257
- I don't carry keys either.
- You don't need to.
310
00:19:20,465 --> 00:19:23,303
- How's it going in there?
- We'll see.
311
00:19:23,511 --> 00:19:26,598
- I appreciate it.
- Yes, sir.
312
00:19:30,394 --> 00:19:33,440
- Charlie. You got plans tonight?
- No.
313
00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:36,818
- What about your sister?
- She's at a friend's. Why?
314
00:19:37,027 --> 00:19:41,741
Let's get a beer. We'll go to a bar,
speak as men do.
315
00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:43,869
- We will?
- Yeah.
316
00:19:44,077 --> 00:19:48,708
- What kind of bar is this, Josh?
- No, no, it's fine.
317
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,627
- Okay.
- Great.
318
00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:54,006
Aren't you too old
to be leering at coeds?
319
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,884
I'm a Fulbright scholar, I don't leer.
320
00:19:57,092 --> 00:20:00,013
- There will be grad students.
- Well, good.
321
00:20:00,221 --> 00:20:02,265
- So I'll come get you.
- Okay.
322
00:20:02,474 --> 00:20:03,558
Josh.
323
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:05,811
- Hey.
- Take us with you.
324
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,272
- Where?
- Out tonight, with Charlie.
325
00:20:08,481 --> 00:20:10,817
- How do you know about it?
- My Dad.
326
00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:14,489
- He said to take us.
- He's like a camp counselor.
327
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,449
- Take us with you.
- No.
328
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:18,534
- Why?
- This is among men.
329
00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:20,913
You can flirt with coeds.
330
00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:26,503
- There's gonna be grad students there.
- It sounded like an order, Josh.
331
00:20:26,711 --> 00:20:28,505
- Fine.
- Bring Sam Seaborn.
332
00:20:28,713 --> 00:20:32,760
Sam's got enough going on
without you making a booty call.
333
00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:37,974
We had a conversation that got
interrupted, I'd like to finish it.
334
00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:41,145
- Whatever.
- This is gonna be fun.
335
00:20:41,354 --> 00:20:46,568
President's daughter, chief of staff's
daughter, Georgetown bar and Sam.
336
00:20:46,819 --> 00:20:48,612
What could possibly go wrong?
337
00:20:52,075 --> 00:20:56,747
- What's wrong with a head count?
- They're inaccurate.
338
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,250
- Why?
- How do you count the homeless?
339
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,087
A lot of people don't speak English.
340
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:08,428
Lots of people don't wanna answer
questions when you knock on their door.
341
00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:12,391
Sampling is a more effective way
to get a good census.
342
00:21:12,599 --> 00:21:14,351
What's the legal argument?
343
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,398
The argument is, it's unconstitutional,
against the law.
344
00:21:18,648 --> 00:21:24,488
If it's really against the law,
why pass legislation saying so?
345
00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:29,244
- Isn't it good to understand?
- And I don't have to be patronizing.
346
00:21:29,494 --> 00:21:31,914
- What about, "You look good"?
- Over it.
347
00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:36,169
Sam. Taking Charlie for a beer.
Zoey and Mallory too.
348
00:21:36,419 --> 00:21:38,172
- Sounds good.
- I like beer.
349
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,799
If you wanna come,
I guess it's okay.
350
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:45,638
- Josh, you've swept me off my feet.
- Whatever. I'll see you later.
351
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:50,478
In the last census, 8 million people,
mostly black, weren't counted.
352
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:54,524
Four million, mostly white,
were counted twice.
353
00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:57,987
Sampling will give
a more realistic count...
354
00:21:58,196 --> 00:22:02,575
...for 4 billion dollars less
than a door-to-door head count.
355
00:22:02,783 --> 00:22:06,955
Sampling costs 2.7 billion.
An inaccurate head count, 6.9.
356
00:22:07,164 --> 00:22:11,127
Even the Census Bureau,
a bipartisan commission, says:
357
00:22:11,336 --> 00:22:13,547
"Sampling is better. "
358
00:22:13,756 --> 00:22:18,762
We've heard these arguments,
but we have a constitution.
359
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,388
We know.
360
00:22:20,597 --> 00:22:23,225
- The Constitution's clear on this.
- No.
361
00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:25,978
Until the court rules that sampling...
362
00:22:26,187 --> 00:22:30,651
- The article is arcane.
- Toby, the article is not arcane.
363
00:22:31,276 --> 00:22:32,694
Let's look at it.
364
00:22:32,903 --> 00:22:36,658
- No, we don't have time...
- Let's take a look at it!
365
00:22:36,866 --> 00:22:40,454
- No one's a constitutional scholar...
- It won't take long.
366
00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:43,332
- We've unearthed a copy.
- Come on...
367
00:22:43,582 --> 00:22:47,379
- Would you read Article 1, Section 2?
- This is silly.
368
00:22:47,587 --> 00:22:51,008
It is the owner's manual,
we should read it.
369
00:22:51,258 --> 00:22:56,723
"Representatives and direct taxes shall
be apportioned among...
370
00:22:56,932 --> 00:23:00,603
...the states of this union,
according to their numbers...
371
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:05,776
...which is determined by adding
the whole number of persons. "
372
00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:11,449
It says, "which shall be determined
by the whole number of persons. "
373
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,827
"The whole number of persons. "
374
00:23:14,035 --> 00:23:19,583
Not what some statistician got off
of a computer. It says so right there.
375
00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:23,463
- Actually, that's not what it says.
- What do you mean?
376
00:23:23,672 --> 00:23:27,593
Mandy left out a few words,
didn't she, Mr. Willis?
377
00:23:28,219 --> 00:23:29,554
Yes.
378
00:23:29,762 --> 00:23:34,852
Mr. Willis teaches eighth-grade social
studies. He knows the article.
379
00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:40,066
It says, "determined by adding
the whole number of free persons...
380
00:23:40,275 --> 00:23:43,404
...and three-fifths of all other persons. "
381
00:23:43,612 --> 00:23:47,826
- They meant you, Mr. Willis, right?
- Yes.
382
00:23:48,034 --> 00:23:51,246
You want to enact a law
limiting the ability...
383
00:23:51,455 --> 00:23:56,210
...of those people who need to be
counted most, to be counted at all.
384
00:23:56,419 --> 00:24:02,343
Their only refuge is the argument that
Article 1, Section 2 is not arcane.
385
00:24:06,347 --> 00:24:11,228
I can report to the chairman
of my committee, but I don't think he...
386
00:24:11,437 --> 00:24:16,359
...nor the leadership, is going
to allow us to change our vote.
387
00:24:16,568 --> 00:24:20,239
You are talking about tying up
an appropriations...
388
00:24:20,448 --> 00:24:24,495
We don't need you to tell us.
And waiting till the final hour...
389
00:24:24,703 --> 00:24:28,041
This is the fourth time
we've arranged this...
390
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,502
I will.
391
00:24:31,294 --> 00:24:33,964
- What, sir?
- I think we should drop it.
392
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,675
- Joe...
- That's my choice, right?
393
00:24:36,884 --> 00:24:39,054
The chairman recommends...
394
00:24:39,262 --> 00:24:44,602
I saw what he recommended,
but it's still my choice, right?
395
00:24:44,810 --> 00:24:49,566
- Absolutely, sir, it is your choice.
- Well, then I change my mind.
396
00:24:49,775 --> 00:24:56,449
We should drop the census amendment.
Let the appropriation bill pass, as is.
397
00:24:56,658 --> 00:25:00,871
Until the court rules on
whether sampling is constitutional.
398
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,790
Well, then....
399
00:25:03,582 --> 00:25:04,834
Excellent.
400
00:25:05,669 --> 00:25:11,384
- You snuck one in the back door, Toby.
- I go through whatever door is open.
401
00:25:12,051 --> 00:25:15,264
- We're going to have to revisit this.
- Yes.
402
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:21,062
- Do you need help finding the way out?
- No, thank you. I think I can manage.
403
00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,192
Thank you, gentlemen.
404
00:25:25,401 --> 00:25:27,069
Thank you.
405
00:25:27,278 --> 00:25:28,904
Go tell Leo.
406
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,540
- Mr. Willis.
- You can call me Joe.
407
00:25:37,748 --> 00:25:40,794
If you don't mind,
what changed your mind?
408
00:25:41,169 --> 00:25:44,923
- What do you mean?
- Well, I know it wasn't expediency.
409
00:25:45,132 --> 00:25:48,970
- I wonder what changed your mind.
- You did.
410
00:25:49,178 --> 00:25:53,726
- I thought you made a strong argument.
- Thank you.
411
00:25:55,979 --> 00:25:59,065
I smile because here,
the merits of an argument...
412
00:25:59,274 --> 00:26:02,361
...generally take a back seat
to political tactics.
413
00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:04,697
I would imagine.
414
00:26:05,239 --> 00:26:09,369
- It worked on me.
- I was taking advantage of you.
415
00:26:09,745 --> 00:26:12,915
- I know.
- I didn't mention some things.
416
00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,959
First, it is partisan.
417
00:26:15,168 --> 00:26:17,755
Second, I'm not wild
about the precedent.
418
00:26:17,963 --> 00:26:19,089
You mean...
419
00:26:19,298 --> 00:26:21,216
What's to stop us from saying:
420
00:26:21,425 --> 00:26:25,221
"We don't need elections,
we'll just use polling data.
421
00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:29,518
A sampling of people will decide
who runs the country"?
422
00:26:29,727 --> 00:26:32,481
- I thought about that.
- And?
423
00:26:33,106 --> 00:26:35,233
It's okay by me...
424
00:26:35,442 --> 00:26:41,282
...as long as it's not the same people
who decide what's on television.
425
00:26:42,910 --> 00:26:47,874
Toby, I'm not nearly
as smart as my wife was.
426
00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:52,378
I went to night school
because I went to work pretty young.
427
00:26:52,587 --> 00:26:57,510
I tried to understand the things
Janice brought home from the office...
428
00:26:57,718 --> 00:27:00,305
...but I wasn't in her league.
429
00:27:00,514 --> 00:27:04,644
I never understood what she wanted
with a dummy like me.
430
00:27:05,478 --> 00:27:10,150
I think the problems we're going
to face in the new century...
431
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,239
...are far beyond the wisdom
of Solomon, let alone me.
432
00:27:15,365 --> 00:27:19,161
But I think the right place to start
is to say:
433
00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:24,125
"Fair is fair. This is who we are.
434
00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:27,170
These are our numbers. "
435
00:27:29,006 --> 00:27:32,009
I'm sorry I never got
to know your wife.
436
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:35,889
- She would have liked you.
- Thank you.
437
00:27:37,975 --> 00:27:40,103
I've got a roll call.
438
00:27:40,311 --> 00:27:44,065
Nothing to it. They call your name,
you vote yea.
439
00:27:44,650 --> 00:27:49,530
Well, this is my first,
and likely my only, vote...
440
00:27:49,781 --> 00:27:52,784
...in the House of Representatives.
441
00:27:52,993 --> 00:27:56,038
- Good luck, congressman.
- Thank you.
442
00:28:05,925 --> 00:28:09,304
- You wanted to read these with dinner.
- Thanks.
443
00:28:09,512 --> 00:28:11,807
- And the Tokyo Exchange?
- Sure.
444
00:28:12,016 --> 00:28:14,435
- The call from the secretary?
- Yes.
445
00:28:15,102 --> 00:28:19,065
- You'll take it in the dining room?
- Wherever I am.
446
00:28:19,274 --> 00:28:22,486
- No need to adopt a tone.
- I'm not.
447
00:28:22,737 --> 00:28:25,781
- Anything else, sir?
- I want to go home.
448
00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:27,993
- There's that tone again.
- Sir?
449
00:28:28,201 --> 00:28:30,954
- Good night, sir.
- Good night.
450
00:28:31,164 --> 00:28:32,457
I heard it's done.
451
00:28:32,707 --> 00:28:37,004
The amendment stays in committee.
Appropriations will pass.
452
00:28:37,212 --> 00:28:41,968
- Good. I'm headed to the residence.
- I needed to speak to you.
453
00:28:43,428 --> 00:28:46,640
I should've told you earlier, but...
454
00:28:48,225 --> 00:28:51,145
I moved out of the house.
455
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:55,859
- Jenny's asking me for a divorce.
- You're kidding me.
456
00:28:57,695 --> 00:28:59,530
- Leo, you're kidding.
- No.
457
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,949
What happened?
458
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,912
Nothing happened, Mr. President...
459
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,167
Don't tell me nothing happened.
I know you, I know Jenny.
460
00:29:09,417 --> 00:29:14,131
- Married couples like you don't...
- It's not like that.
461
00:29:15,549 --> 00:29:18,428
- I want to talk to Jenny.
- Feel free.
462
00:29:19,721 --> 00:29:23,476
- I don't understand. You were happy.
- Jenny wasn't happy.
463
00:29:23,684 --> 00:29:27,021
Because you weren't spending
enough time with her?
464
00:29:27,230 --> 00:29:30,442
- Yes, but that's not...
- Marriage needs attention.
465
00:29:30,651 --> 00:29:32,653
It can't run on autopilot.
466
00:29:32,861 --> 00:29:37,033
It's not your prom date we're
talking about, it's your family!
467
00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:40,538
I tried to squeeze in as much time
as I could...
468
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:45,043
...between my wine-tasting club
and running your White House.
469
00:29:45,252 --> 00:29:48,088
You can't blame this on me.
470
00:29:48,296 --> 00:29:52,426
I'm not blaming you, sir.
I'm not blaming anyone for it.
471
00:29:52,718 --> 00:29:56,807
- It just happened. Things happen.
- When did it happen?
472
00:29:57,808 --> 00:30:00,603
- Two weeks ago.
- You're just now telling me?
473
00:30:01,062 --> 00:30:06,569
I know how you feel about Jenny.
I thought you might feel responsible...
474
00:30:06,777 --> 00:30:12,826
...and you'd turn that guilt into
an inappropriate anger toward me.
475
00:30:13,034 --> 00:30:16,330
I can't imagine
what made me think all that.
476
00:30:17,290 --> 00:30:19,793
- Fix this.
- It's not that simple.
477
00:30:20,002 --> 00:30:23,630
It is that simple.
You're the man, fix it.
478
00:30:24,047 --> 00:30:26,759
- Mr. President...
- Fix it.
479
00:30:29,596 --> 00:30:33,017
- Good night, sir.
- Good night, Leo.
480
00:30:47,242 --> 00:30:49,703
So, your friend couldn't come?
481
00:30:49,912 --> 00:30:52,624
By friend, of course, you mean....
482
00:30:52,832 --> 00:30:55,084
- Your special friend.
- Does she...?
483
00:30:55,293 --> 00:30:57,338
- My special friend.
- What friend?
484
00:30:57,546 --> 00:31:01,927
- His friend that Zoey can't know about.
- The hooker.
485
00:31:04,512 --> 00:31:08,434
Not a hooker, she's a call girl.
How do you know about it?
486
00:31:08,643 --> 00:31:12,439
- Mallory told me.
- How does Mallory know about that?
487
00:31:12,648 --> 00:31:16,526
- I told her.
- You told our boss's daughter that?
488
00:31:16,736 --> 00:31:20,615
At the time, I thought
she was a schoolteacher.
489
00:31:20,823 --> 00:31:26,205
- So you were telling a stranger you...
- Accidentally slept with a call girl.
490
00:31:26,413 --> 00:31:29,584
- Mallory, does your father know?
- No.
491
00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:33,047
Zoey, does your father know?
492
00:31:33,798 --> 00:31:36,717
- Not yet.
- So this is gonna be a thing.
493
00:31:36,926 --> 00:31:42,057
Zoey and I have decided that it's time
we start collecting IOUs.
494
00:31:43,726 --> 00:31:46,229
- She didn't bring my grasshopper.
- No?
495
00:31:46,479 --> 00:31:50,484
- Maybe she felt stupid ordering it.
- It's a perfectly...
496
00:31:50,693 --> 00:31:52,111
- I'll get it.
- I will.
497
00:31:52,361 --> 00:31:54,155
I wanna see them make it.
498
00:31:54,406 --> 00:31:56,491
- Could you hold these?
- What?
499
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,494
Just stuff. My panic button.
500
00:31:58,703 --> 00:32:01,247
- Ruins the line of my outfit.
- Got it.
501
00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:03,165
- A grasshopper?
- Straight up.
502
00:32:03,375 --> 00:32:05,460
Make sure it's thick and green.
503
00:32:06,211 --> 00:32:10,049
- What's a panic button?
- You don't wanna know.
504
00:32:10,258 --> 00:32:12,969
The president is very protective.
505
00:32:14,847 --> 00:32:17,933
- Having a good time?
- Yeah, I appreciate it.
506
00:32:18,852 --> 00:32:22,981
- Seems like you're not.
- He's having a good time.
507
00:32:23,189 --> 00:32:25,693
Think they know I'm not in college?
508
00:32:25,901 --> 00:32:27,695
- Who?
- These people.
509
00:32:27,903 --> 00:32:31,283
- You're twice as smart.
- But I'm not in college.
510
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:32,701
Relax.
511
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:36,539
- You say that with a sense of urgency.
- I just want...
512
00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:39,208
- You relax.
- I'm not being urgent.
513
00:32:45,675 --> 00:32:47,927
- Hey.
- Hey.
514
00:32:49,012 --> 00:32:52,349
- What's your name?
- What?
515
00:32:53,476 --> 00:32:55,896
I said, what's your name?
516
00:32:56,521 --> 00:33:00,484
- You're kidding, right?
- He's just asking for your name.
517
00:33:01,527 --> 00:33:04,071
Wait. Why don't we guess your name?
518
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,491
- All right?
- Sure.
519
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,493
I bet we can guess it.
520
00:33:08,702 --> 00:33:14,250
There wasn't urgency in my voice.
I asked if he was having a good time.
521
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,379
Maybe if you'd stop pestering him...
522
00:33:17,588 --> 00:33:19,673
Excuse me a second.
523
00:33:20,216 --> 00:33:22,552
- It's Cassandra.
- Cassandra?
524
00:33:22,761 --> 00:33:24,846
We were gonna guess!
525
00:33:26,349 --> 00:33:28,976
- You okay, Zoey?
- You called her Zoey.
526
00:33:29,185 --> 00:33:30,603
Let's go.
527
00:33:32,814 --> 00:33:34,316
What's up, Sammy?
528
00:33:36,193 --> 00:33:40,156
Excuse me. We're trying
to buy a girl a drink, man.
529
00:33:40,365 --> 00:33:42,576
She's 19 years old, man.
530
00:33:42,785 --> 00:33:45,245
- Check out Superfly.
- Hey.
531
00:33:45,871 --> 00:33:48,500
- Let's go.
- Why don't you go, all right?
532
00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:51,670
You don't know who this is. Be cool.
533
00:33:51,878 --> 00:33:54,048
- Be cool?
- I'm just saying...
534
00:33:54,256 --> 00:33:58,553
- I know, you want me to be cool.
- Can I buy you a round?
535
00:33:58,762 --> 00:34:01,682
Like LL Cool J. Like Ice T.
536
00:34:01,890 --> 00:34:04,143
Ice Cube. Ice Tray, man.
537
00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:06,813
Why must you mock a natural...?
538
00:34:07,021 --> 00:34:12,111
I'm not mocking it, Josh. I'm saying
maybe if you left him alone...
539
00:34:12,319 --> 00:34:14,948
- Josh?
- I don't know.
540
00:34:17,117 --> 00:34:19,161
Why don't you do some hip-hop?
541
00:34:19,412 --> 00:34:21,747
Dr. Huffy Puffy Dred, man...
542
00:34:21,956 --> 00:34:26,003
- Let us by, please?
- What are you doing with this girl?
543
00:34:26,211 --> 00:34:30,133
- You look to be Dr. Faggot.
- What the hell's going on?
544
00:34:30,341 --> 00:34:32,552
- Who are you?
- Kiss my ass. Zoey?
545
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,888
- I'm fine.
- Kiss your what?
546
00:34:35,097 --> 00:34:36,682
- Charlie?
- It's fine.
547
00:34:36,932 --> 00:34:38,350
You wanna go?
548
00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:41,271
- Right now.
- How's everybody doing?
549
00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:43,941
Oh, good, more fairy boys.
550
00:34:44,191 --> 00:34:47,445
- Excuse me?
- I said more fairy boys!
551
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,531
This is too good to be true.
552
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:52,951
I recognize him.
She looks familiar too.
553
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,164
You don't realize
you're having a bad night.
554
00:34:56,372 --> 00:34:58,374
Really? Who's giving it to us?
555
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,836
Federal agents!
556
00:35:01,086 --> 00:35:03,130
Right here.
557
00:35:07,927 --> 00:35:09,596
Shut up.
558
00:35:09,847 --> 00:35:11,891
I'll blow your head off.
559
00:35:12,099 --> 00:35:14,018
Everybody stand back.
560
00:35:14,643 --> 00:35:19,316
- I ain't done with you, Sammy.
- My name is Charlie Young, jackass.
561
00:35:19,524 --> 00:35:24,822
If that's blow in your pocket,
you're spending spring break in prison.
562
00:35:30,455 --> 00:35:32,957
Now I'm having a good time.
563
00:35:34,751 --> 00:35:37,546
Well, my work here is done.
564
00:35:38,797 --> 00:35:41,927
- What happened?
- They told you what happened.
565
00:35:42,135 --> 00:35:45,639
- Did you do anything to provoke them?
- Like what?
566
00:35:45,848 --> 00:35:47,767
- Were you flirting?
- Dad.
567
00:35:47,975 --> 00:35:51,772
- You flirt with guys.
- Yes, Dad, I am 19 years old.
568
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:53,982
I was not flirting.
569
00:35:54,191 --> 00:35:58,404
Even if I was, it wasn't
justification for their behavior.
570
00:35:58,613 --> 00:36:01,115
- What then?
- I went to get a drink.
571
00:36:01,366 --> 00:36:04,537
- Why were you drinking?
- It was for C.J.
572
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:07,624
- I'm gonna up your protection.
- No.
573
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:11,336
- Starting tomorrow.
- I start college in a month.
574
00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:15,591
- Some friends will walk you to class.
- I don't want this.
575
00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:20,722
- I am entitled to this part of my life.
- You're getting it.
576
00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:23,518
- I'm entitled to a...
- Oh, please.
577
00:36:23,726 --> 00:36:26,688
- Don't "Oh, please" me.
- The Secret Service...
578
00:36:26,896 --> 00:36:31,318
- They should worry about you getting shot.
- They are worried.
579
00:36:31,527 --> 00:36:34,906
But not compared
to how terrified we are of you.
580
00:36:35,156 --> 00:36:38,869
You scare the Secret Service,
and you scare me.
581
00:36:39,078 --> 00:36:43,333
My getting killed
is not the nightmare scenario.
582
00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:46,670
The nightmare is you getting kidnapped.
583
00:36:46,878 --> 00:36:50,466
You go to a bar
and you go to the restroom...
584
00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:54,847
...somebody comes up from behind,
and whisks you out the door.
585
00:36:55,055 --> 00:36:57,641
You're so scared, you don't notice...
586
00:36:57,850 --> 00:37:02,772
...the two dead agents on the ground.
You're whisked away in a car.
587
00:37:02,981 --> 00:37:05,693
It's a big party with lots of noise.
588
00:37:05,901 --> 00:37:09,781
It's a half-hour before
someone says, "Where's Zoey?"
589
00:37:09,990 --> 00:37:12,242
15 minutes later they call.
590
00:37:12,451 --> 00:37:16,414
It's another hour before
they shut down the airports.
591
00:37:16,622 --> 00:37:18,332
And now we're off!
592
00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:21,462
You're tied to a chair in a shack
in Uganda.
593
00:37:21,670 --> 00:37:28,261
I'm told I have 72 hours to get Israel
to free 460 terrorist prisoners.
594
00:37:28,470 --> 00:37:32,850
So, I'm pleading with Ben Yahbin,
who says, "Sorry, Mr. President...
595
00:37:33,059 --> 00:37:36,855
...Israel simply does not
negotiate with terrorists. "
596
00:37:37,064 --> 00:37:39,608
Now we've got a new problem.
597
00:37:39,859 --> 00:37:42,528
This country no longer has a president.
598
00:37:42,737 --> 00:37:45,657
It has a scared father
whose little girl...
599
00:37:45,866 --> 00:37:49,286
...is in a shack in Uganda
with a gun to her head!
600
00:37:49,495 --> 00:37:51,706
Do you get it?!
601
00:37:54,334 --> 00:37:55,920
Yes.
602
00:38:08,017 --> 00:38:11,271
I'm sorry I yelled. Forgive me.
603
00:38:12,272 --> 00:38:14,942
I want you to have freedom,
your youth...
604
00:38:15,150 --> 00:38:19,322
...and have everyday experiences
with girls your own age.
605
00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:22,326
But don't forget,
this is a privilege...
606
00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:25,996
...and an experience
to be cherished beyond measure.
607
00:38:26,205 --> 00:38:30,961
And proper protection and security,
though at times, it's a drag...
608
00:38:31,169 --> 00:38:34,215
...is never too high a price to pay.
609
00:38:35,132 --> 00:38:39,012
You're right. I'm sorry.
610
00:38:40,472 --> 00:38:43,601
It's all right, sweetheart.
It's all right.
611
00:38:44,853 --> 00:38:46,521
Good night.
612
00:38:46,771 --> 00:38:48,649
Good night, sweetheart.
613
00:38:48,899 --> 00:38:51,527
- I love you.
- I love you too.
614
00:39:06,128 --> 00:39:07,797
Don't get up.
615
00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:12,468
Good evening, Mr. President.
616
00:39:13,304 --> 00:39:14,763
Hi.
617
00:39:15,514 --> 00:39:20,854
Before, when I was being an idiot,
there was something I forgot to say.
618
00:39:21,146 --> 00:39:22,397
What?
619
00:39:24,191 --> 00:39:26,402
I'm sorry.
620
00:39:27,069 --> 00:39:28,697
Thank you.
621
00:39:30,282 --> 00:39:34,579
I'd like unanimous consent
to revise and extend my remarks.
622
00:39:34,787 --> 00:39:36,247
Without objection.
623
00:39:36,456 --> 00:39:39,418
I don't know what the hell
was wrong with me.
624
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,795
Anything I can do to help....
625
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,881
Anything.
626
00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:46,509
Thanks.
627
00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:56,521
I could have taken
the two on the left.
628
00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,523
- They were mine.
- Which?
629
00:39:58,774 --> 00:40:01,444
- The guys on the left.
- As you face the bar?
630
00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:02,987
Yeah. No, no.
631
00:40:03,529 --> 00:40:05,824
Say you're me,
facing the bar...
632
00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:07,159
Sandwiches.
633
00:40:07,368 --> 00:40:09,996
Thanks. Defending virtue
is hungry work.
634
00:40:10,205 --> 00:40:11,831
I'll be at my desk.
635
00:40:12,332 --> 00:40:14,376
- Donna.
- Yes?
636
00:40:14,584 --> 00:40:15,878
How much was lunch?
637
00:40:16,087 --> 00:40:17,671
- $12.95.
- I gave you $20.
638
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,134
Yes, as it turned out,
you gave me more money...
639
00:40:21,343 --> 00:40:24,596
...than I needed to buy what
you asked for.
640
00:40:24,846 --> 00:40:28,351
However, I can't trust you
to spend the change wisely.
641
00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:30,186
I've invested it for you.
642
00:40:30,436 --> 00:40:34,316
- Nice. A little parable.
- I want my money back.
643
00:40:35,067 --> 00:40:38,488
- So those are my guys.
- There's the one guy...
644
00:40:38,696 --> 00:40:40,323
Facing the other way.
645
00:40:40,532 --> 00:40:43,786
Neither one of you could have
taken two guys.
646
00:40:44,036 --> 00:40:46,665
- Josh.
- Yes, sir.
647
00:40:54,132 --> 00:40:57,719
What were you doing taking
my daughter out to a bar?
648
00:41:00,264 --> 00:41:03,309
- You told me to.
- I told you to take Charlie.
649
00:41:03,518 --> 00:41:07,690
When Zoey said she was going,
I assumed you'd go have malteds.
650
00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:09,483
- Malteds, sir?
- Yes.
651
00:41:09,692 --> 00:41:12,154
What is this, Our Town?
652
00:41:13,822 --> 00:41:17,743
Anyway, thank you for doing
whatever it was you did.
653
00:41:17,994 --> 00:41:19,996
I didn't do anything.
654
00:41:20,204 --> 00:41:23,208
For what it's worth,
Charlie didn't blink...
655
00:41:23,417 --> 00:41:26,712
...before he put his body
between danger and Zoey.
656
00:41:32,093 --> 00:41:33,596
Charlie.
657
00:41:34,179 --> 00:41:36,432
Sam, you come too, please.
658
00:41:40,270 --> 00:41:44,859
I once played the stage manager
in a production of Our Town.
659
00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:53,912
- Charlie, you a good poker player?
- No, sir.
660
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,872
Excellent. Take a seat.
661
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,584
- Is Josh being punished?
- No.
662
00:41:58,792 --> 00:42:02,171
- May I ask why not?
- Because I said so.
663
00:42:03,339 --> 00:42:05,258
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
664
00:42:05,467 --> 00:42:08,511
Good work, you two.
You bought us some time.
665
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:12,099
I understand you all had
an interesting evening.
666
00:42:12,308 --> 00:42:14,436
- So did I.
- What happened?
667
00:42:14,645 --> 00:42:17,147
- I met an unusual man.
- C.J., deal.
668
00:42:17,648 --> 00:42:22,403
He didn't come with a political agenda,
with his mind made up.
669
00:42:22,654 --> 00:42:25,741
He wanted to do what he thought
was best.
670
00:42:25,949 --> 00:42:28,369
Didn't mind saying, "I don't know. "
671
00:42:28,577 --> 00:42:32,582
I said "I don't know" to Sam.
I'm a better person for it.
672
00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:35,336
I know everything about the census.
673
00:42:35,544 --> 00:42:40,133
- You can ask me anything.
- How many people live in the U.S.?
674
00:42:45,598 --> 00:42:49,102
There is some material
we haven't covered yet.
675
00:42:51,522 --> 00:42:54,274
- Come on, Toby.
- I wanna watch this.
676
00:42:54,483 --> 00:42:59,489
- We won it 40 votes ago.
- I just wanna hear this one.
677
00:42:59,698 --> 00:43:03,119
Mr. Widen.
Mr. Widen of Pennsylvania votes yea.
678
00:43:04,203 --> 00:43:08,917
Mr. Wilder.
Mr. Wilder of South Carolina votes yea.
679
00:43:09,126 --> 00:43:13,339
Mr. Willis.
Mr. Willis of Ohio votes yea.
680
00:43:13,548 --> 00:43:16,218
Mr. Zantowski....