1 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:07,608 PREVIOUSLY ON THE WEST WING: 2 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,110 EAGLE'S BY. 3 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,579 THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'LL EVER DO. 4 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,114 NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR MARRIAGE. 5 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:16,250 YES, IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY MARRIAGE. 6 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:18,819 PLEASE BELIEVE ME, I'M A NICE GUY, HAVING A BAD DAY 7 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,555 AND IT TURNS OUT I ACCIDENTALLY SLEPT WITH A PROSTITUTE. 8 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,391 WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHICH ONE OF THOSE KIDS 9 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,193 IS MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER? THAT WOULD BE ME. 10 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,595 CHARLIE, MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER ZOEY IS DOWN FROM HANOVER. 11 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:28,796 I'M MAKING CHILI TONIGHT. 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,998 THIS IS A GIRL, CHARLIE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO... 13 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,100 ZOEY. 14 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,067 I SHOULD CALL YOU ZOEY? 15 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,435 IF I CAN CALL YOU CHARLIE. 16 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:41,909 NINE, NO HELP. 17 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,277 JACK, NO HELP. 18 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:44,945 EIGHT, POSSIBLE FLUSH. 19 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,447 KING, POSSIBLE FLUSH. 20 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:47,781 ACE, NO HELP. 21 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,850 SIX, POSSIBLE STRAIGHT. 22 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,685 DAVE OF LOVE FOR THE DEALER. 23 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:52,653 ACE BETS. 24 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,621 Mandy: CHECK. 25 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:54,455 CHECK. 26 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:55,256 CHECK. 27 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,257 Leo: CHECK. 28 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:57,691 Toby: CHECK. 29 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,195 CHECK. 30 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,034 MR. PRESIDENT? 31 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,269 THERE IS ONE FRUIT... 32 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:09,537 Toby: OH, PLEASE. 33 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:10,938 President: THERE IS ONE FRUIT... 34 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,340 MR. PRESIDENT, CHECK OR BET-- 35 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,241 THOSE ARE YOUR CHOICES. 36 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,375 THERE IS ONE FRUIT... 37 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:15,476 WELL, YOU SHOULD FEEL FREE 38 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,745 TO GIVE US A QUIZ ON INANE TRIVIA. 39 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,582 THERE IS ONE FRUIT WHOSE SEEDS ARE ON THE OUTSIDE. 40 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:22,216 NAME IT PLEASE. 41 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,717 IS IT THE KUMQUAT? 42 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,253 President: NO. 43 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,388 Toby: CHECK OR BET, SIR. 44 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,123 President: I BET FIVE. 45 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,724 CALL. 46 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,493 Sam: SEE IT. 47 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,761 C.J.: FOLD. 48 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:34,662 Leo: SEE IT. 49 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,697 Josh: CALL. 50 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,632 I SEE IT. 51 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,501 AND I RAISE YOU FIVE. 52 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:41,735 UH-HUH. 53 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,241 C.J.: MR. PRESIDENT? 54 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:48,409 IT'S THE STRAWBERRY. 55 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:49,143 AH. 56 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,344 OH, RIGHT. 57 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,513 THANK YOU, SIR. I JUST RAISED YOUR BET. 58 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:55,383 YES, YOU DID, TOBY, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A BOLD MOVE 59 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,650 WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT LEO 60 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:59,052 IS HOLDING THE SIX YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 61 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,188 DO YOU CALL THE RAISE, SIR? 62 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,121 THAT DEPENDS. 63 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,122 DEPENDS ON WHAT? 64 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,657 THERE ARE 14... 65 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:07,027 PUNCTUATION MARKS IN STANDARD ENGLISH GRAMMAR. 66 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,962 CAN ANYONE NAME THEM, PLEASE? 67 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:09,963 PERIOD. 68 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:10,698 COMMA. 69 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:11,332 COLON. 70 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:12,233 Sam: SEMI-COLON. 71 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,467 Josh: DASH. 72 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,835 HYPHEN. 73 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,070 APOSTROPHE. 74 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,005 THAT'S ONLY SEVEN. 75 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,340 THERE'S SEVEN MORE. 76 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:22,276 QUESTION MARK, EXCLAMATION POINT, QUOTATION MARKS 77 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:25,546 BRACKETS, PARENTHESIS, BRACES AND ELLIPSES. 78 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:26,547 C.J.: OOH. 79 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:27,348 OH, WOW. 80 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,016 DO YOU CALL THE RAISE, SIR? 81 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:32,019 THERE ARE THREE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE-- 82 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,389 AND THREE WORDS ONLY-- THAT START WITH THE LETTERS "DW." 83 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,790 Josh: THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD ILLUSTRATION 84 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,726 OF WHY WE GET NOTHING DONE. 85 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:39,693 CAN ANYONE NAME THEM 86 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,329 FOR ME, PLEASE? 87 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,964 THREE WORDS THAT BEGIN WITH THE LETTERS "DW"? YES. 88 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:44,965 DWINDLE. YES. 89 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,200 DWARF. YES. 90 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:48,536 DWINDLE... 91 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,003 Toby: DWINDLE AND DWARF. 92 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:50,738 COME ON, PRINCETON. 93 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:51,705 WE GOT DWINDLE. 94 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:52,973 WE GOT DWARF. 95 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,542 I SEE YOUR FIVE AND RAISE YOU FIVE 96 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:55,943 BY THE WAY. 97 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,578 DWARF... DWINDLE... 98 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,613 FOLD. FOLD. 99 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,650 LAST CARD DOWN. 100 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:03,451 "A WITCHES BREW 101 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,019 "A MAGIC SPELL, AN ENCHANTED 102 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,187 FOREST WHERE..." 103 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,589 "FAIRIES DWELL." DWELL... DWELL! 104 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:09,957 Toby: DWINDLE, DWARF AND DWELL. 105 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,392 WELL, THE ANSWER'S CORRECT 106 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,994 BUT LET'S CHECK WITH OUR JUDGES AND... OH, NO! 107 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:14,995 I'M SORRY. 108 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:15,929 TIME EXPIRED. 109 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,898 WHAT? WHAT TIME? MY TIME. 110 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:18,899 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TIME? 111 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,368 ( all chuckling ) 112 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:24,805 I CALL. 113 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,139 TRIP NINES. 114 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,441 All: OOH... 115 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,544 TAKE YOUR MONEY, SIR. 116 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,946 YOU'D DO WELL TO REPORT THAT 117 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,283 TO THE I.R.S., 'CAUSE GOD KNOWS, I WILL. 118 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:36,250 ( all laughing ) 119 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,818 I'M DONE. 120 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:38,786 I'M GOING TO HEAD HOME. 121 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:39,887 KISS JENNY FOR ME. 122 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,021 YEAH, I WILL. 123 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,222 I'M GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE. 124 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,557 THEY GOT THE COMMERCE REPORT 125 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,359 READY FOR ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 126 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,228 I WAS GOING TO GO HOME. 127 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,463 Josh: I'M GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE. 128 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:50,298 THEY GOT THE COMMERCE REPORT 129 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,164 READY FOR ME. 130 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,099 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 131 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,000 I'M GOING TO GO BACK 132 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:53,934 TO YOUR OFFICE WITH YOU 133 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,035 MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND 134 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,003 THE COMMERCE REPORT. THANK YOU. 135 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:56,970 WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU 136 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:57,871 YOU'LL KNOW EVERYTHING 137 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,340 THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT 138 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:02,142 STANDARD DATA VERSUS SAMPLING DATA IN THE CENSUS. 139 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:03,477 CHARLIE, I'M HEADED OVER TO THE RESIDENCE. 140 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:04,845 YOU'RE DONE FOR THE NIGHT. 141 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,080 THANK YOU. I'LL STAY TO DO SOME PAPERWORK. 142 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,416 DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE, SON. 143 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,284 HOW'D YOU DO? 144 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,319 84 BUCKS. 145 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,186 MOST OF THAT'S MINE. 146 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,422 AH. WHAT'S THAT? 147 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,626 EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. 148 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,395 I'M SORRY, THE BUILDING'S NOT SECURE. 149 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:22,630 Agent: WOULD EVERYONE STAY IN THE ROOM, PLEASE? 150 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,133 THIS IS HAPPENING WAY TOO OFTEN. 151 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,801 IT'S PLEDGE WEEK AT THE FRATERNITIES. 152 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,236 THE KIDS HOP THE FENCE. 153 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,204 STEP AWAY FROM THE DOORS AND WINDOWS. 154 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,573 THIS WHOLE ROOM IS DOORS AND WINDOWS. 155 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,341 JOSH. 156 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:34,975 Josh: I'M COOPERATING. 157 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,276 Agent: THIS WILL BE UNDER CONTROL IN JUST A MINUTE. 158 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,512 ALRIGHT. 159 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,424 WHAT BODY OF WATER 160 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,560 IN SOUTH AMERICA IS FORMED 161 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,661 BY THE CONFLUENCE OF... 162 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,463 EXCUSE ME, WINK MARTINDALE. 163 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,297 DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE TIME... 164 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,732 NOT QUITE UP ON YOUR SOUTH AMERICAN 165 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,301 MARITIME GEOGRAPHY THERE, MY FRIEND? 166 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,235 WE'RE CLEAR. 167 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,437 SAVED BY THE BELL. 168 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:04,772 THIS IS THE KIND OF THING 169 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,974 THAT DIDN'T USED TO HAPPEN AT MY OLD JOB. 170 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:00,327 CATHY, I NEED A COPY OF ARTICLE ONE, SECTION TWO. 171 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:02,362 ARTICLE ONE, SECTION TWO OF WHAT? 172 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,864 THE CONSTITUTION. 173 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:07,635 IS THAT SOMETHING I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE AT MY DESK? 174 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,036 DOES ANYBODY HAVE A COPY 175 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,472 OF THE CONSTITUTION? 176 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,673 THIS IS DISCOURAGING. 177 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:13,974 BONNIE, WOULD YOU GET TOBY 178 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,409 A COPY OF THE CONSTITUTION? 179 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,010 IS IT STILL IN PRINT? 180 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,812 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 181 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:19,947 TRY AMAZON.COM. 182 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,114 IF THEY DON'T HAVE IT 183 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,216 THEN JUST BUST INTO THE GLASS DISPLAY CASE 184 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,918 IN THE CAPITAL ROTUNDA! 185 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,353 YOU SHOULDN'T YELL. 186 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,555 "IS IT STILL IN PRINT?" 187 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:30,458 IS WHAT MY STAFF WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. 188 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,792 I'M HERE TO SEE SAM. 189 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:32,493 GO AHEAD. 190 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,761 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 191 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,362 I'M JUST HERE TO SEE HIM ABOUT SOMETHING. 192 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:36,497 WHAT DO I CARE? 193 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,231 ABSOLUTELY NO REASON YOU SHOULD. 194 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,433 OKAY. 195 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,001 WELL, AND THE PRESIDENT'S COMMITTED 196 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,503 TO VETOING ANY COMMERCE BILL 197 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:43,804 THAT PROHIBITS SAMPLING DATA 198 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,173 AS A LEGITIMATE COMPONENT OF THE 2000 CENSUS. 199 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,174 I'M SABER-RATTLING, JILL. 200 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,542 I'M JUST GIVING A PREVIEW 201 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,243 OF WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET LATER WITH TOBY. 202 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,580 YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 203 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:53,346 HEY. 204 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,015 HEY. THAT WAS ALL... GREAT 205 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,083 WHAT YOU JUST SAID THERE. 206 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,250 WHAT'D I SAY? 207 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,185 NOT SO MUCH WHAT YOU SAID 208 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,620 BUT THE WAY YOU SAID IT. 209 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,154 THIS CENSUS HAS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. 210 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,556 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 211 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,491 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT GLAMOROUS 212 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,293 BUT... YOU KNOW? SURE. 213 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,628 YOU NEED SOMETHING? 214 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:08,829 DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT? 215 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:09,963 NO. 216 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,465 YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY. 217 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,966 THANK YOU. 218 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,334 YOU, TOO. 219 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:15,335 NEW SUIT? 220 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:16,336 NO. 221 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:17,638 YOU LOOK GOOD. 222 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:18,906 WHAT'D YOU NEED, C.J.? 223 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,140 A TUTOR. 224 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:20,941 A TUTOR? 225 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:21,441 YES. 226 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,543 WHAT FOR? 227 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,811 I READ MY BRIEFING BOOK LAST NIGHT 228 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,345 ON THE COMMERCE BILL REGARDING THE CENSUS. 229 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:26,413 THERE'S CERTAIN PARTS OF IT 230 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,815 I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND. 231 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,182 I CAN HELP YOU OUT. WHICH PARTS? 232 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,317 WELL, ALL OF IT. 233 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:31,552 ALL OF IT? YES. 234 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:32,720 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CENSUS? 235 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,555 I DON'T UNDERSTAND CERTAIN NUANCES. 236 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,223 LIKE WHAT? LIKE THE CENSUS. 237 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,759 WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS COMMERCE BILL FOR THREE WEEKS. 238 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,093 I HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT THE CENSUS ALL THE TIME. 239 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,563 YEAH... YEAH. 240 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,498 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW CAN YOU...? 241 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:45,699 I'VE BEEN FAKING IT. 242 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:46,967 YOU'VE BEEN FAKING IT? 243 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,368 I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT FAST AND LOOSE-- 244 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,770 NO DOUBT ABOUT IT-- BUT SITTING IN ON 245 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,672 THE MEETINGS AND READING THE BRIEFING BOOK LAST NIGHT 246 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,106 I HAVE TO SAY THE CENSUS IS STARTING 247 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:56,877 TO SOUND TO ME LIKE IT'S... WELL, IMPORTANT. 248 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:57,878 UH-HUH. 249 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,146 AND I'VE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT 250 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,380 IF I'M GOING TO BE TALKING 251 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:01,649 ABOUT IT ALL WEEK, IT'S PROBABLY BEST 252 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,051 THAT I UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING. 253 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,485 WHEN? WHEN WHAT? 254 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,121 WHEN DID YOU COME TO THIS REALIZATION? 255 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,290 ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 256 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,559 OKAY. LET'S... I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 257 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,060 LET'S FORGET ABOUT THE FACT 258 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,562 THAT YOU'RE COMING A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY 259 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,396 AND EMBRACE THE IDEA THAT YOU SHOWED UP AT ALL. 260 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:17,798 THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 261 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,933 WE'LL START AT LUNCH. THANK YOU. 262 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,268 YOU'VE BEEN FAKING IT? YES. 263 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,435 WITH THE PRESIDENT? 264 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,904 I KNOW. I SHOULD PROBABLY NOT DO THAT. 265 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,740 YOU THINK? I'LL SEE YOU AT LUNCH. 266 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:27,340 HI. 267 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,308 HEY. 268 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,409 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 269 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,878 ABOUT WHAT? THE BUDGET SURPLUS. 270 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,680 GO AHEAD. THERE'S A $30 BILLION BUDGET SURPLUS. 271 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,447 IT'LL ACTUALLY SHAKE DOWN TO ABOUT $32 BILLION. 272 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,783 WHATEVER. 273 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,117 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY? WHAT DO THEY SAY? 274 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,919 A BILLION DOLLARS HERE, A BILLION DOLLARS THERE. 275 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,821 SOONER OR LATER, IT STARTS TO ADD UP TO REAL MONEY. 276 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,189 THAT'S A NIFTY SAYING, JOSH. 277 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,323 I DIDN'T COIN IT OR ANYTHING. 278 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,058 WE HAVE A $32 BILLION BUDGET SURPLUS 279 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,894 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE DECADES. YES. 280 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,261 THE REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS 281 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,197 WANT TO USE THIS MONEY FOR TAX RELIEF? YES. 282 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,866 ESSENTIALLY, THEY WANT TO GIVE BACK THE MONEY. YES. 283 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,134 WHY DON'T WE WANT TO GIVE BACK THE MONEY? 284 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,368 'CAUSE WE'RE DEMOCRATS. 285 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,604 IT'S NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S MONEY. 286 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,038 SURE IT IS. IT'S IN OUR BANK ACCOUNT. 287 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,040 ONLY 'CAUSE WE COLLECTED MORE MONEY THAN WE NEEDED. 288 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:00,908 ISN'T IT GREAT? 289 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,509 I WANT MY MONEY BACK. SORRY. 290 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,376 WE'RE NOT DONE WITH THIS. 291 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:04,444 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 292 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,580 Leo: $12 MILLION TO ESTABLISH 293 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,482 AN APPALACHIAN TRANSPORTATION INSTITUTE. 294 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,151 $1.5 MILLION 295 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,788 TO STUDY PARKING FACILITIES AT COMMERCIAL TRUCK STOPS. 296 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,424 $3 MILLION TO PRODUCE A DOCUMENTARY 297 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,492 ON HIGHWAY INFRASTRUCTURE. 298 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,428 THESE ARE JUST SOME OF TODAY'S ADDITIONS 299 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,896 TO THE APPROPRIATIONS BILL 300 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:25,165 AND THAT'S JUST IN THE AREA OF TRANSPORTATION. 301 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,901 $2 MILLION FOR A VOLCANO MONITOR IN ALASKA 302 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,037 TO WARN PASSING AIRPLANES ABOUT ASH. 303 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,806 BY THE WAY, THE F.A.A. DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 304 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,875 $550,000 FOR NEW YORK STATE 305 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,110 TO RESTORE THE HOME OF SUSAN B. ANTHONY. 306 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,880 WHILE WE'RE AT IT, THE TILE IN MY SHOWER COULD USE REGROUTING. 307 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,315 SOMEBODY PLEASE REMIND ME WHAT'S IN THIS FOR US? 308 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,317 POWER ZONES, U.S. RAIL AND FEDERAL FUNDING 309 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,287 FOR 100,000 NEW PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS. 310 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,288 THANK YOU. 311 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,556 HOW'S THIS WORKING? 312 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:51,258 WE HAVE A MEETING WITH GLADMAN AND SKINNER. 313 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,160 THEY REPRESENT TWO OF THE THREE SWING VOTES 314 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,261 ON THE COMMERCE COMMITTEE. 315 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,029 SWING VOTES IN TERMS OF THE CENSUS. 316 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,766 YES, AND IF THEY AGREE TO DROP THE SAMPLING PROHIBITION 317 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,168 THE APPROPRIATIONS BILL COULD PASS WITHOUT A PROBLEM. 318 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,135 WHO'S THE THIRD? 319 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,403 THE THIRD? 320 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,373 YOU SAID THREE SWING VOTES: GLADMAN, SKINNER... 321 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,174 JANICE WILLIS'S HUSBAND. 322 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,475 RIGHT. 323 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,843 PRESUMABLY, HE'LL DO WHAT HE'S TOLD. 324 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,211 WE'RE FINE. YOU SURE? 325 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,413 TOMORROW'S THE START OF A THREE-DAY WEEKEND. 326 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,583 435 CONGRESSMAN WANT TO MAKE THEIR FLIGHTS HOME IN THE MORNING. 327 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,685 YOU THINK THAT'LL DO IT? 328 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,920 OH, I KNOW THAT'LL DO IT. 329 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:20,954 WHAT TIME'S THE MEETING? 330 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,956 11:00. 331 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,058 JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING TO SCREW UP 332 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,327 OR IN ANY WAY EMBARRASS ME, OKAY? 333 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,361 LEO. KNUTE ROCKNE. 334 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,664 SOMETIMES, I GET THEM MIXED UP. 335 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,065 GO. 336 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,400 Butterfield: IF THEY HOP THE FENCE 337 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,567 THEY'RE GOING TO JAIL. 338 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,203 WHAT THEY DO ONCE WE GET TO THEM 339 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,706 IS WHAT'S GOING TO DETERMINE FOR HOW LONG. 340 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,040 WHAT TRIPPED THE ALARM? 341 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,242 THERE ARE ALARMS IN THE GROUND HERE 342 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,643 HERE, HERE, HERE 343 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,178 HERE, HERE AND HERE. 344 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,146 SHE TRIPPED IT HERE. 345 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,114 SHE? 346 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,015 YES, SIR. 347 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,282 IT WASN'T A FRATERNITY STUNT? 348 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,383 NO, SIR. 349 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,453 IT WAS A MENTALLY UNBALANCED WOMAN IN HER 40s. 350 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,223 WELL, YOU KNOW, JUST TRYING TO KILL ME ISN'T NECESSARILY 351 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,558 EVIDENCE OF BEING MENTALLY UNBALANCED. 352 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,828 SIR, IT APPEARS FROM HER STATEMENT 353 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,362 YOU WEREN'T THE TARGET. 354 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,396 I WASN'T? 355 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,297 NO, SIR. 356 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,598 WHO WAS? 357 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,267 YOUR DAUGHTER. 358 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,301 ZOEY? 359 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,804 YES, SIR. 360 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:11,805 President: LEO. 361 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:12,740 GOOD MORNING, MR. PRESIDENT. 362 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:13,907 YOU KNOW RON BUTTERFIELD. 363 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:14,775 HE SAYS IT WAS A WOMAN. 364 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,209 WE SPOKE LAST NIGHT. 365 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,745 WE'RE STILL REVIEWING THE FRAME-BY-FRAME. 366 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,880 I'LL GET A REPORT FIRST THING? YES, SIR. 367 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,549 MR. PRESIDENT, IF I COULD EXCUSE MYSELF TO THE OUTER OFFICE 368 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,717 I COULD MAKE A CALL AND SEE... 369 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:24,785 OF COURSE. HELP YOURSELF. 370 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:28,021 THANK YOU, SIR. 371 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,689 THIS WOMAN WAS AFTER ZOEY? 372 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,191 THERE WERE EIGHT SECURITY CHECKS 373 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:36,864 BETWEEN WHERE THE WOMAN WAS AND ZOEY'S BEDROOM. 374 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,099 THERE'S NO NEED FOR ZOEY TO KNOW ABOUT THIS, RIGHT? 375 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,300 NO. 376 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,401 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 377 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,004 THIS MAY BE THE WRONG TIME, MR. PRESIDENT 378 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,839 BUT I WANTED TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT... 379 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,008 AS THE GAME WAS BREAKING UP LAST NIGHT 380 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,342 YOU MENTIONED I SHOULD SAY HELLO 381 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,343 TO JENNY... 382 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,779 HANG ON A SECOND. WHAT DO YOU GOT, RON? 383 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,146 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW 384 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,614 OUR SECURITY SYSTEM WORKED EXACTLY THE WAY 385 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,449 IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK. 386 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,751 I GUESS THAT'S SOMETHING. 387 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,852 YES, SIR. 388 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,053 YOU'LL SEND THE FULL REPORT? 389 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,488 ABOUT TWO HOURS. YOU WERE SAYING? 390 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,489 IT CAN WAIT. 391 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,824 YOU SURE? YEAH. 392 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:04,992 GOOD SEEING YOU, RON. 393 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,393 I'LL SEE YOU IN AN HOUR, SIR. 394 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,395 ALRIGHT. THANKS. 395 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,864 I GUESS WE'RE DONE, TOO. 396 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,200 I WOULDN'T LOSE A LOT OF SLEEP OVER IT, SIR. 397 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,102 NO, NO. 398 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,169 GOOD SEEING YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 399 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,039 YOU, TOO. 400 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,774 RON? 401 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,675 YES, SIR. 402 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,112 DID SHE HAVE A GUN? 403 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,314 YES, SIR. 404 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,116 OKAY. 405 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,150 THANK YOU. 406 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,256 ( sighs ) 407 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,835 Man: JOSH, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 408 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,336 Josh: CONGRESSMAN. 409 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,338 MANDY, IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE GOING TO BE HERE 410 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,406 I WOULD'VE HAVE BROUGHT MY SWORD AND SHIELD. 411 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,943 CHAMPAGNE AND FLOWERS WOULD'VE DONE THE TRICK. 412 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,110 HAVE YOU MET JOE WILLIS? 413 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,611 Josh: NO, WE HAVEN'T. 414 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,413 MY WIFE WAS JANICE WILLIS. 415 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,714 I KNOW. 416 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,250 SHE PASSED AWAY LAST MONTH. 417 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,452 SO, I'VE TAKEN OVER HER SEAT IN CONGRESS. 418 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,587 YES, SIR, WE KNOW AND WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 419 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,623 THE WHITE HOUSE SENT FLOWERS AND THE PRESIDENT WROTE 420 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,125 A VERY BEAUTIFUL NOTE. 421 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,127 I WONDER IF YOU COULD PASS ALONG MY THANKS. 422 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,628 WE SURE WILL, CONGRESSMAN. 423 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,764 AH, PLEASE, NO-- I'M NOT A CONGRESSMAN. 424 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,867 I TEACH EIGHTH-GRADE SOCIAL STUDIES 425 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,468 AND THIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY UNTIL... 426 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,669 MORNING. 427 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,371 EVERYONE GOT FRUIT? EVERYONE GOT BAGELS? 428 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,638 GOOD, GOOD. 429 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:26,840 CHRISTOPHER... 430 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,042 ANTHONY, WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING MY COPY 431 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:33,780 OF THE APPROPRIATIONS BILL ON THE TABLE, PLEASE? 432 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,549 THANK YOU, CHRISTOPHER... 433 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,751 THANK YOU, ANTHONY... 434 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,087 AND THANK YOU, CATHY. 435 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,121 WHY DON'T WE TAKE OUR SEATS? 436 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,990 CONGRESSMAN SKINNER, WELCOME. 437 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,191 CONGRESSMAN GLADMAN 438 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,226 ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE, SIR. 439 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,295 CONGRESSMAN WILLIS, I WAS A GREAT FAN 440 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,330 OF YOUR LATE WIFE. THANK YOU. 441 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,066 THIS REPRESENTS THE LATEST DRAFT 442 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,035 OF THE HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS BILL. 443 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:58,038 IT IS 7,000 PAGES LONG 444 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,440 AND WEIGHS OVER 55 POUNDS. 445 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,109 IT INCLUDES $1.2 MILLION 446 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,878 FOR A LETTUCE GENETICIST IN SALINAS, CALIFORNIA 447 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,681 AND $1.7 MILLION FOR MANURE HANDLING 448 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,983 IN STARKVILLE, MISSISSIPPI. 449 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,751 TOBY, YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. 450 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,753 EIGHT STATES WILL DIVIDE $5 MILLION 451 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,323 TO RESEARCH THE USES OF... WOOD. 452 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,325 YEAH, WE, UH, WE-WE SAW THAT ONE. 453 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,027 I'M THINKING OF SOME USES FOR IT NOW. 454 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,129 I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE CENSUS. 455 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,330 WE ARE. 456 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,933 THE WHITE HOUSE JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT 457 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:26,967 THAT YOU ARE CRIMINALS AND DESPOTS. 458 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,435 THANK YOU... 459 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,637 NO PROBLEM. BUT THAT WON'T STOP THE PRESIDENT 460 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,005 FROM SIGNING THE BILL INTO LAW? 461 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,173 Josh: NO, SADLY, IT WON'T. 462 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,441 WHAT WILL STOP THE PRESIDENT 463 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,808 FROM SIGNING THE BILL IS 464 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,579 THE AMENDMENT YOUR COMMITTEE IS OFFERING ON THE CENSUS. 465 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,847 THE THREE OF YOU REPRESENT 466 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,282 THE SWING VOTE ON THE COMMERCE COMMITTEE. 467 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,917 YOU DROP THE CENSUS AMENDMENT 468 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,753 AND THE APPROPRIATIONS BILL GOES THROUGH WITHOUT A HITCH. 469 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,022 INSIST ON THE LAW PROHIBITING SAMPLING 470 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,958 AND YOU CAN COUNT ON A LONG FLOOR FIGHT 471 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,093 FOLLOWED BY AN ALMOST CERTAIN VETO. 472 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,361 Toby: I WOULD LIKE TO EMPHASIZE 473 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,996 THE "LONG FLOOR FIGHT" OF IT ALL 474 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,265 AND REMIND YOU THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONSCIENCE 475 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,301 WHEN IT COMES TO EXPLOITING YOUR NONREFUNDABLE 476 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:01,935 AIRLINE TICKETS 477 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,536 FOR THE WEEKEND. 478 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,371 WITH THAT IN MIND... 479 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,673 UH, EXCUSE ME... 480 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,640 YES, SIR. 481 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,943 I'M NOT LEAVING TOWN. 482 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,244 I'M SORRY? 483 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,779 I'M NOT LEAVING TOWN THIS WEEKEND. 484 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:13,947 I WAS GOING TO STAY 485 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,849 AND SEE SOME OF JANICE'S FRIENDS. 486 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,918 SO, THERE'S NO NEED TO RUSH 487 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,620 ON MY ACCOUNT. 488 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,223 YOU CAN TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU LIKE. 489 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,063 GOOD... THEN... 490 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,098 ( clears throat ) 491 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:34,601 LET'S TALK. 492 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,502 C.J.: AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO SLOWLY, RIGHT? 493 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,603 YES. 494 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,671 PRETEND, FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS CONVERSATION 495 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,906 THAT I'M DUMB. 496 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:40,974 LET ME TRY AND CONJURE AN IMAGE 497 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:41,741 OF YOU AS A STUPID PERSON. 498 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,043 CRACKING WISE? 499 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,311 I'M COMING TO YOU EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE. 500 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,745 YOUR OFFICE-- I'M COMING TO YOU. 501 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:46,846 I MEANT SYMBOLICALLY. 502 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:47,714 AH. 503 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,881 I'M A PERSON SAYING 504 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,050 "THERE'S SOMETHING I DO NOT KNOW. 505 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,651 WILL YOU TEACH ME?" 506 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,021 IT'S HARD TO ADMIT YOU DON'T KNOW SOMETHING. 507 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,056 THAT MAKES ME SUBMISSIVE. 508 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,225 WHAT IS IT EXACTLY YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DO? 509 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,327 I'M ADMITTING TO YOU THAT... 510 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,162 THERE ARE THINGS I DO NOT KNOW. 511 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,663 AND I'M TELLING YOU I DON'T THINK ANYBODY 512 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,832 WOULD HAVE ANY TROUBLE IMAGINING THAT THERE ARE THINGS 513 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,867 YOU DO NOT KNOW. 514 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,736 EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 515 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,937 THE CONSTITUTION MANDATES 516 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,339 THAT EVERY TEN YEARS WE COUNT EVERYBODY. 517 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,141 WHY? BECAUSE REPRESENTATION 518 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,942 AT THE VARIOUS LEVELS OF THE GOVERNMENT-- 519 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,210 FEDERAL, STATE AND MUNICIPAL-- 520 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,778 IS BASED ON POPULATION. 521 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,047 THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT 522 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,814 HOW MANY CONGRESSMEN CALIFORNIA GETS IS 523 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,383 TO COUNT THE PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA. 524 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,319 IF THE BRIEFING BOOK HAD BEEN WRITTEN THAT CLEARLY 525 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,954 I WOULD'VE EASILY UNDERSTOOD. 526 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,022 WE'RE NOT THROUGH YET. 527 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,358 OKAY. 528 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,293 THE DECENNIAL CENSUS HAS ALWAYS BEEN DONE 529 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,861 BY A DOOR-TO-DOOR HEAD COUNT. 530 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:38,031 SOME 950,000 PROFESSIONALS ARE HIRED. 531 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,099 THE PROCESS COSTS 532 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,568 APPROXIMATELY $6.9 BILLION. 533 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,636 THE PROCESS IS ALSO VERY INACCURATE. 534 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,772 TENDS TO BE SIGNIFICANTLY DISADVANTAGEOUS 535 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,475 TO INNER-CITY POPULATIONS, RECENT IMMIGRANT POPULATIONS 536 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,844 AND, OF COURSE, THE HOMELESS. 537 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,246 YOU ARE A VERY GOOD TEACHER, SAM. 538 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,247 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IN THIS... 539 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,715 YOUR TIME OF VULNERABILITY? 540 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:56,716 YES. 541 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,251 I APPRECIATE IT. 542 00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:58,918 WE'RE NOT DONE YET. 543 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,287 OKAY. 544 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,426 OH, HEY, BABY. 545 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,760 HI, DADDY. 546 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,761 MMM... 547 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:09,962 MMM... 548 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,364 CAN YOU STAY LONG? 549 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,266 NO, I JUST WANTED TO BRING YOU SOME STUFF FROM HOME. 550 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,767 OH, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 551 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,870 WELL, I WANTED YOU TO HAVE SOME STUFF THAT YOU LIKE. 552 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,339 I'M REALLY FINE, MAL. 553 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,873 YOU'RE OKAY AT THE HOTEL? 554 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,176 I WANTED MOM TO HAVE THE HOUSE. 555 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,811 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK FOR A PLACE, RIGHT? 556 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,513 I CAN HELP YOU OUT ON THE WEEKENDS. 557 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:30,550 MALLORY, THIS THING WITH YOUR MOTHER AND ME, IT'LL BLOW OVER. 558 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,852 NO, IT WON'T, DAD. 559 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,254 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT? 560 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,059 THIS IS NOT AMORTIZED OVER THE LIFE OF THE BUDGET. 561 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,594 THIS IS A ONE-TIME EXPERIMENT. 562 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,197 THIS IS A PURELY PARTISAN ISSUE, MANDY. 563 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,665 THE DEMOCRATS WANT BACK THE HOUSE. 564 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,734 I WON'T DENY THERE'S SOMETHING FOR US TO GAIN. 565 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,070 NO, NO, NO, IT'S LIKE YOU-YOU LOST THE BATTLE... 566 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,472 DID HE SAY WHAT IT WAS ABOUT? 567 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:56,143 NO. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME GETTING MY MONEY BACK? 568 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,043 YOU WON'T SPEND IT RIGHT. 569 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,345 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 570 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,647 LET'S SAY YOUR CUT OF THE SURPLUS IS $700. 571 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:01,681 I WANT TO TAKE YOUR MONEY 572 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,483 COMBINE IT WITH EVERYBODY ELSE'S MONEY 573 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,084 AND USE IT TO PAY DOWN THE DEBT 574 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,886 AND FURTHER ENDOW SOCIAL SECURITY. 575 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:07,687 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH IT? 576 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,655 BUY A DVD PLAYER. 577 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,656 SEE? 578 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,458 BUT MY $700 IS HELPING EMPLOY THE PEOPLE 579 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,526 WHO MANUFACTURE AND SELL DVD PLAYERS 580 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,196 NOT TO MENTION THE PEOPLE WHO MANUFACTURE AND SELL DVDs. 581 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,331 IT'S THE NATURAL EVOLUTION OF A MARKET ECONOMY. 582 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,733 THE PROBLEM IS THE DVD PLAYER YOU BUY 583 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,768 MIGHT BE MADE IN JAPAN. 584 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,002 I'LL BUY AN AMERICAN ONE. 585 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:23,703 WE DON'T TRUST YOU. 586 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,537 WHY NOT? 587 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,138 WE'RE DEMOCRATS. 588 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,339 I WANT MY MONEY. 589 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,707 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE VOTED FOR US. 590 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,708 HEY, CHARLIE. 591 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,909 WHAT'S UP, JOSH? 592 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,111 MRS. LANDINGHAM, I GOT A MESSAGE HE NEEDED TO SEE ME. 593 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,513 SURE. GO ON IN. 594 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,016 YES. 595 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,251 YES. 596 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,120 YES, OF COURSE. 597 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,561 I'M ON A CONFERENCE CALL WITH THE POSTMASTER GENERAL. 598 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,462 WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 599 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,030 I HONESTLY COULDN'T TELL YOU. 600 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,165 AH. LOOK, I WANT YOU 601 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,366 TO DO ME A FAVOR. OF COURSE. 602 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,668 TAKE CHARLIE OUT FOR A BEER TONIGHT. 603 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,436 TAKE HIM FOR A BEER? 604 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,137 YEAH. THE KID HAS NO LIFE. 605 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,939 YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY AROUND HERE HE KNOWS AT ALL. 606 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,808 TAKE HIM OUT FOR A COUPLE OF BEERS, YOU GUYS COME BACK 607 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,776 WE'LL ALL WATCH THE VOTE IN LEO'S OFFICE. 608 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:04,911 SURE. 609 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,479 GOOD. THANKS. I'LL GIVE YOU CASH. 610 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,314 NO, SIR, I DON'T NEED... 611 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,515 DON'T BE SILLY. 612 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,716 I HAVE MONEY, MR. PRESIDENT. 613 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:10,917 YOU SURE? YES, SIR. 614 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,752 TRUTH BE KNOWN, I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH ON ME. 615 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,920 THAT'S FINE. 616 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,188 I DON'T CARRY ANY CASH ANYMORE. 617 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,056 I DON'T CARRY KEYS, EITHER. 618 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,858 I WOULDN'T THINK YOU'D NEED THEM. 619 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,927 HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE? 620 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,028 WE'LL SEE. 621 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,196 I APPRECIATE IT. 622 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,232 YES, SIR. 623 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,466 President: YES? 624 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,536 CHARLIE... 625 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,937 YES? YOU GOT PLANS TONIGHT? 626 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,872 NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT WITH YOUR SISTER? 627 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,140 SLEEPOVER AT HER GIRLFRIEND'S. 628 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,308 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 629 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,676 HAVE A BEER WITH ME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 630 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,545 TONIGHT, WE'LL GO TO A BAR IN GEORGETOWN. 631 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,012 WE'LL... SPEAK AS MEN DO. 632 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,581 WE WILL? YEAH. 633 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,584 UM... WHAT KIND OF BAR IS THIS, JOSH? 634 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,918 NO. 635 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:46,953 IT'S FINE. 636 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:47,987 OKAY. 637 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,088 GREAT. 638 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,523 JOSH, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD 639 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,091 TO BE LEERING AT COLLEGE COEDS? 640 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,660 I'M A FULBRIGHT SCHOLAR, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 641 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:54,861 I DON'T LEER. 642 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,929 ALSO, THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF GRAD STUDENTS THERE. 643 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,030 OH, WELL, GOOD, THEN. 644 00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,098 SO, I'LL COME GET YOU. 645 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,700 Charlie: OKAY. GREAT. 646 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,734 JOSH... 647 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:02,435 HEY. 648 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,270 HEY. 649 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,404 TAKE US WITH YOU. 650 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,438 WHERE? OUT TONIGHT. 651 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,639 YOUR PLANS WITH CHARLIE. 652 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,874 HOW DO YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING OUT? 653 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,008 MY DAD JUST TOLD US. 654 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,477 HE SAID YOU SHOULD TAKE US WITH YOU. 655 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,078 THE MAN IS LIKE A CAMP COUNSELOR. 656 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,546 OH, TAKE US WITH YOU, JOSH. 657 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:14,514 TAKE US WITH YOU. NO. 658 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,583 THESE ARE PLANS AMONG MEN. 659 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,618 WE DON'T CARE IF YOU FLIRT WITH THE COEDS. 660 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,587 OKAY, THERE'S GOING TO BE GRAD STUDENTS THERE. 661 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:21,888 CAN WE KEEP THAT IN MIND? 662 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,691 IT SOUNDED, UH, KIND OF LIKE AN ORDER, JOSH. 663 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,258 FINE. 664 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,793 BRING SAM SEABORN. 665 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,561 SAM'S GOT ENOUGH GOING ON IN HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW 666 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,762 WITHOUT YOU MAKING A BOOTY CALL. 667 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,664 I AM NOT MAKING A BOOTY CALL. 668 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,133 WE HAD AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION THAT GOT INTERRUPTED 669 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,002 AND I'D LIKE TO FINISH IT WITH HIM. 670 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,103 WHATEVER. 671 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,372 THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. 672 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,673 THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER 673 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,609 AND THE CHIEF OF STAFF'S DAUGHTER 674 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,677 A GEORGETOWN BAR AND SAM-- 675 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,613 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? 676 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,953 HEAD COUNTS HAVE PROVEN STAGGERINGLY INACCURATE. 677 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,288 WHY? 678 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,023 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COUNT THE HOMELESS? 679 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,726 THERE'S A LARGE POPULATION OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH 680 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,728 AND PLENTY OF PEOPLE, PARTICULARLY IN THE INNER CITY 681 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,062 DON'T WANT TO ANSWER QUESTIONS 682 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,464 WHEN YOU KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR. 683 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,265 PLUS, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN HARD. 684 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,900 SAMPLING, THE STATISTICIANS HAVE TOLD US 685 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,637 IS A MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE WAY OF GETTING A GOOD CENSUS. 686 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,339 AND WHAT'S THE LEGAL ARGUMENT? 687 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,707 THE LEGAL ARGUMENT IS IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL. 688 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,543 THE LEGAL ARGUMENT IS IT'S AGAINST THE LAW. 689 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,210 BUT IF SAMPLING'S REALLY AGAINST THE LAW 690 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,548 WHY WOULD CONGRESS BE TRYING TO PASS LEGISLATION SAYING 691 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,882 SAMPLING'S AGAINST THE LAW? 692 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,216 SEE HOW GOOD IT FEELS 693 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,518 TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 694 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,919 SEE HOW I CAN DO IT WITHOUT BEING PATRONIZING? 695 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:27,854 WHAT HAPPENED TO, "YOU 696 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,489 "LOOK GOOD TODAY"? I GOT OVER IT. 697 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,723 Josh: SAM. YEAH. 698 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,159 I'M TAKING CHARLIE FOR A BEER TONIGHT. 699 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,394 ZOEY AND MALLORY ARE COMING. 700 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,596 SOUNDS GOOD. I LIKE BEER. 701 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,565 IF YOU WANT TO COME, I GUESS THAT'D BE OKAY. 702 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,868 WHY, JOSH, YOU'VE... YOU'VE SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET. 703 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:42,869 WHATEVER. 704 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,437 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 705 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,373 IN THE LAST CENSUS, 8 MILLION PEOPLE 706 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,375 MOSTLY BLACK, WEREN'T COUNTED 707 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,510 AND IN THE SAME CENSUS, FOUR MILLION PEOPLE 708 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,911 MOSTLY WHITE, WERE COUNTED TWICE. 709 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,546 Toby: SAMPLING WILL GIVE A COUNT 710 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,615 THAT BEARS A MUCH GREATER RELATIONSHIP TO REALITY 711 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,885 AND IT'LL DO IT TO THE TUNE OF $4 BILLION LESS 712 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,252 THAN A DOOR-TO-DOOR HEAD COUNT. 713 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,389 SAMPLING WILL COST $2.7 BILLION 714 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,690 AND AN INACCURATE HEAD COUNT 715 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,557 WILL COST 6.9. 716 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:05,725 EVERY SINGLE EXPERT 717 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,494 INCLUDING THE CENSUS BUREAU ITSELF 718 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,728 WHICH IS A BIPARTISAN COMMISSION 719 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:12,399 HAS SAID... SAMPLING IS BETTER. 720 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,033 WE'VE HEARD THESE ARGUMENTS MANY TIMES 721 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,969 BUT IN THIS COUNTRY WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION. 722 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,571 WE ARE AWARE OF THAT. 723 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,172 Skinner: THE CONSTITUTION IS VERY CLEAR ON THIS. 724 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:21,674 I DON'T THINK IT IS. 725 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,910 UNTIL THE COURT RULES THAT SAMPLING IS CONSTITUTIONAL. 726 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,478 THE ARTICLE IS ARCANE. 727 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:26,679 OH, COME ON, TOBY 728 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,516 THE ARTICLE IS NOT ARCANE. 729 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,083 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 730 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,051 WE DON'T HAVE TIME... 731 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,152 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT. 732 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,754 Gladman: TOBY... 733 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:37,356 NONE OF US IS A CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR AND WE... 734 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,491 IT'S NOT GOING TO TAKE LONG. 735 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:39,692 Toby: MY STAFF UNEARTHED A COPY. 736 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,860 Skinner: TOBY, COME ON. 737 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,228 WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX... 738 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,430 Toby: MANDY, WOULD YOU READ PLEASE 739 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:44,564 FROM ARTICLE ONE, SECTION TWO. 740 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:45,598 Gladman: THIS IS SILLY. 741 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,266 IT IS THE OWNER'S MANUAL. 742 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,068 WE SHOULD READ WHAT IT HAS TO SAY. 743 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,671 Mandy: "REPRESENTATIVES AND DIRECT TAXES SHALL BE APPORTIONED 744 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,005 "AMONG THE SEVERAL STATES 745 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,974 "WHICH MAY BE INCLUDED WITHIN THIS UNION 746 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,209 "ACCORDING TO THEIR RESPECTIVE NUMBERS 747 00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:59,679 "WHICH SHALL BE DETERMINED BY ADDING THE WHOLE NUMBER 748 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,248 "OF PERSONS, INCLUDING THOSE BOUND TO SERVICE 749 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,784 FOR A TERM OF YEARS." 750 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,352 WELL, YOU SAID IT RIGHT THERE. 751 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,587 IT SAYS "WHICH SHALL BE DETERMINED 752 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,388 BY THE WHOLE NUMBER OF PERSONS." 753 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,858 "THE WHOLE NUMBER OF PERSONS." 754 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,894 NOT THE END OF AN EQUATION THAT SOME STATISTICIAN 755 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:16,128 GOT OFF OF A COMPUTER. 756 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,597 IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE. 757 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,398 ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SAYS. 758 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,501 W-W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 759 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,536 MANDY LEFT OUT A FEW WORDS 760 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,972 DIDN'T SHE, MR. WILLIS? 761 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,406 YES. 762 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,477 MR. WILLIS TEACHES EIGHTH GRADE SOCIAL STUDIES AND MR. WILLIS 763 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,712 KNOWS VERY WELL WHAT THE ARTICLE SAYS. 764 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,714 IT SAYS, "WHICH SHALL BE DETERMINED BY ADDING 765 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:37,917 "THE WHOLE NUMBER OF FREE PERSONS... 766 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:41,087 AND THREE FIFTHS OF ALL OTHER PERSONS." 767 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,722 THREE FIFTHS OF ALL OTHER PERSONS. 768 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,256 THEY MEANT YOU, MR. WILLIS, DIDN'T THEY? 769 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,592 YES. 770 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,660 MR. WILLIS, YOU ARE ASKING TO ENACT A LAW 771 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,095 WHICH WILL LIMIT THE ABILITY 772 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,864 OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE COUNTED THE MOST 773 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,933 TO BE COUNTED AS PEOPLE AT ALL 774 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,735 AND THEIR ONLY REFUGE IS THE ARGUMENT 775 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:58,671 THAT ARTICLE I, SECTION TWO IS NOT ARCANE. 776 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,312 WELL, I THINK WE'RE THROUGH HERE. 777 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:07,580 I CAN REPORT BACK 778 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,081 TO THE CHAIRMAN OF MY COMMITTEE 779 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:10,950 BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT EITHER HE 780 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,985 OR THE LEADERSHIP IS GOING TO ALLOW ANY ONE OF US 781 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,086 TO CHANGE OUR VOTES. 782 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:17,089 CONGRESSMAN, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT TYING UP 783 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,591 AN APPROPRIATIONS BILL... 784 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,527 DON'T TELL US WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, TOBY. 785 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,561 AND WAITING TILL 786 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:22,662 THE 11th HOUR TO CALL... 787 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:23,830 WHAT IS THIS? THE FOURTH TIME 788 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:25,164 THAT WE'VE ARRANGED THIS MEETING 789 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:25,998 AND BY THE WAY... 790 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:27,033 I WILL. 791 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,369 WHAT, SIR? 792 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:31,938 I THINK WE SHOULD DROP IT. 793 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:32,772 JOE... 794 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,106 THAT'S MY CHOICE 795 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,575 RIGHT? JOE, THE CHAIRMAN OF OUR COMMITTEE 796 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:36,876 RECOMMENDS THAT... 797 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,444 NO, I SAW WHAT HE RECOMMENDED 798 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,312 AND I APPRECIATE HIS HELP 799 00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:42,549 BUT IT'S STILL MY CHOICE, RIGHT? 800 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:43,716 ABSOLUTELY, SIR. 801 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,918 IT IS YOUR CHOICE. 802 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,754 WELL, THEN, I CHANGE MY MIND. 803 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,856 I THINK WE SHOULD DROP THE CENSUS AMENDMENT 804 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:52,291 AND LET THE APPROPRIATIONS BILL GO THROUGH 805 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,125 AS IS. 806 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,260 JOE... 807 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,562 UNTIL THE COURT RULES 808 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,665 ON WHETHER SAMPLING IS CONSTITUTIONAL. 809 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,433 WELL... THEN... 810 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,369 EXCELLENT. 811 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:06,606 WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU SNUCK ONE IN THE BACK DOOR, EH, TOBY? 812 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,909 I GOT THROUGH WHATEVER DOOR WAS OPEN TO ME. 813 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:11,844 WELL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REVISIT THIS. 814 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,079 YES. 815 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:15,982 MR. WILLIS, DO YOU NEED ANY HELP TO FIND YOUR WAY OUT? 816 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,249 NO, THANK YOU. 817 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:18,918 I THINK I CAN MANAGE. 818 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:21,520 THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN. 819 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,055 HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. 820 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:24,090 THANK YOU. 821 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,225 GO TELL LEO. 822 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,733 MR. WILLIS ... 823 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,401 YOU CAN CALL ME JOE. 824 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:39,005 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, SIR, WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND? 825 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,372 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 826 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:41,708 WELL, I KNOW IT WASN'T EXPEDIENCY, SIR. 827 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:43,676 I WAS WONDERING 828 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,011 WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND? 829 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,846 YOU DID. 830 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:49,582 I THOUGHT YOU MADE A VERY STRONG ARGUMENT. 831 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:50,783 WELL, THANK YOU. 832 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,184 UH... 833 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:53,552 ( chuckling ) 834 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,621 I'M SMILING 835 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,122 BECAUSE... WELL, AROUND HERE 836 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:57,890 THE MERITS OF A PARTICULAR ARGUMENT 837 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,392 GENERALLY TAKE A BACKSEAT TO POLITICAL TACTICS. 838 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:01,894 I WOULD IMAGINE. 839 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,095 YEAH. 840 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,797 IT WORKED ON ME. 841 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:07,466 I WAS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU, SIR. 842 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:08,968 I KNOW. 843 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,037 THERE ARE SOME THINGS I DID NOT MENTION. 844 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:12,872 FIRST OF ALL, IT IS PARTISAN. 845 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,273 SECOND OF ALL, I'M NOT WILD 846 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,574 ABOUT THE PRECEDENT. 847 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,176 YOU MEAN... WHAT'S TO STOP US 848 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,811 FROM SAYING, "WE DON'T NEED ELECTIONS. 849 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:20,680 WE'LL JUST USE POLLING DATA." 850 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:25,685 1,150 WITH A SAMPLING ERROR OF PLUS OR MINUS THREE WILL DECIDE 851 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,386 WHO RUNS THE COUNTRY. 852 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:28,287 I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 853 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:30,890 AND? 854 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:35,662 IT'S OKAY BY ME AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE SAME PEOPLE 855 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:37,529 WHO DECIDE WHAT'S ON TELEVISION. 856 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,967 ( both laughing ) 857 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,002 TOBY... 858 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:46,205 I'M NOT NEARLY AS SMART AS MY WIFE WAS. 859 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:50,342 I WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL BECAUSE I WENT TO WORK PRETTY YOUNG. 860 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:52,078 I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND THE THINGS 861 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,780 JANICE BROUGHT HOME FROM THE OFFICE 862 00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:58,117 BUT I WASN'T IN HER LEAGUE. 863 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:03,289 I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT SHE WANTED WITH A DUMMY LIKE ME. 864 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:04,991 I THINK THE PROBLEMS 865 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:08,027 THAT WE'RE GOING TO FACE IN THE NEW CENTURY 866 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:13,032 ARE FAR BEYOND THE WISDOM OF SOLOMON, LET ALONE ME. 867 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:17,269 BUT I THINK THE RIGHT PLACE TO START IS TO SAY 868 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:20,306 "FAIR IS FAIR. 869 00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:22,675 "THIS IS WHO WE ARE. 870 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,177 THESE ARE OUR NUMBERS." 871 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:29,816 I'M SORRY I NEVER GOT TO KNOW YOUR WIFE, SIR. 872 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:32,351 SHE WOULD HAVE LIKED YOU. 873 00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,153 THANK YOU. 874 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:35,788 THANK YOU. 875 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,790 I'VE GOT A ROLL CALL. 876 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:38,925 NOTHING TO IT. 877 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:42,261 THEY CALL YOUR NAME, YOU VOTE "YEA." 878 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:47,533 WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST AND LIKELY MY ONLY VOTE 879 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,636 IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. 880 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,204 WELL, GOOD LUCK, CONGRESSMAN. 881 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:53,239 THANK YOU. 882 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:05,484 YOU WANTED TO READ THESE WITH DINNER. 883 00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:07,119 THANKS. 884 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,220 WOULD YOU LIKE THE TOKYO EXCHANGE 885 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,956 SENT TO YOUR BEDROOM? YEAH, SURE. 886 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,323 AND THE CALL FROM THE SECRETARY? 887 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:12,892 YES. 888 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,660 WOULD YOU LIKE IT IN THE DINING ROOM? 889 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:15,728 I'LL TAKE THE CALL WHEREVER I AM 890 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,063 WHEN HE CALLS, I GUESS. 891 00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:18,731 THERE'S NO NEED TO ADOPT A TONE, SIR. 892 00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,499 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF HERE. 893 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,701 WOULD THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE? I'M SAYING NO. 894 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:23,770 I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. 895 00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:25,104 THERE'S THAT TONE AGAIN. 896 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:26,272 MR. PRESIDENT... 897 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:27,139 GOOD NIGHT, SIR. 898 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,241 GOOD NIGHT, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 899 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:30,509 I HEARD IT'S DONE. 900 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:31,577 YEAH, COMMERCE WILL LEAVE 901 00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:33,012 THE CENSUS AMENDMENT IN COMMITTEE 902 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,380 APPROPRIATIONS WILL PASS. 903 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,247 NO PROBLEM. 904 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:36,382 GOOD. I'M HEADED 905 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:37,850 OVER TO THE RESIDENCE. I NEEDED TO SPEAK 906 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:39,051 TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 907 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:40,052 SURE. 908 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,120 THANK YOU. 909 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,422 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU EARLIER, BUT... 910 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:47,359 I MOVED OUT OF THE HOUSE. 911 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,464 JENNY'S ASKING ME FOR A DIVORCE. 912 00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:54,366 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 913 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:55,501 NO. 914 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,502 LEO, YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 915 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,504 NO. 916 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,773 WHAT HAPPENED? 917 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:01,941 NOTHING HAPPENED, MR. PRESIDENT. 918 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:03,142 IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE... 919 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:05,077 DON'T TELL ME NOTHING HAPPENED, LEO. 920 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:06,145 I KNOW YOU. 921 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:07,013 I KNOW JENNY. 922 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,047 MARRIED COUPLES LIKE YOU 923 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,515 DON'T JUST GET DIVORCED 924 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,983 BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENED. NOTHING HAPPENED. 925 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:13,385 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 926 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:15,087 I WANT TO TALK TO JENNY. 927 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,188 FEEL FREE. 928 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,258 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS HAPPENED, LEO. 929 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,559 YOU AND JENNY WERE HAPPY. 930 00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:21,693 JENNY WAS NOT HAPPY. 931 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,728 BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T SPENDING 932 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:24,763 ENOUGH TIME WITH HER? 933 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:25,764 YES, BUT THAT'S NOT... 934 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:26,765 A MARRIAGE 935 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:28,534 NEEDS ATTENTION, LEO. 936 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,436 IT CAN'T RUN ON AUTOPILOT. 937 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:33,239 COME ON, IT'S NOT YOUR PROM DATE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. 938 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,007 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. 939 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:37,043 WELL, MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT. 940 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,778 I TRIED TO SQUEEZE IN AS MUCH TIME AS I COULD 941 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:41,613 BETWEEN MY WINE TASTING CLUB 942 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,982 AND RUNNING YOUR WHITE HOUSE. 943 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:45,952 YOU CAN'T BLAME THIS ON ME. 944 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,020 I'M NOT BLAMING YOU FOR IT, SIR. 945 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,656 I'M NOT BLAMING ANYONE FOR IT. 946 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:51,790 IT JUST HAPPENED. 947 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:53,559 THESE THINGS HAPPEN. 948 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,661 WHEN DID IT HAPPEN? 949 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,296 TWO WEEKS AGO. 950 00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:58,931 AND YOU'RE JUST NOW TELLING ME? 951 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:01,367 HONESTLY? I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT JENNY. 952 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:04,403 I THOUGHT YOU'D THINK THAT SOMEHOW YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT 953 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,039 AND YOU'D TURN THAT GUILT INTO AN INAPPROPRIATE ANGER 954 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:08,474 TOWARD ME, WHICH, FRANKLY 955 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,877 I CAN LIVE WITHOUT RIGHT NOW. 956 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:15,014 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT MADE ME THINK ALL THAT. 957 00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:16,082 FIX THIS, LEO. 958 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,816 IT'S NOT AS SIMPLE AS THAT. 959 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,551 IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT. 960 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:20,486 YOU'RE THE MAN. 961 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:21,753 FIX IT. 962 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:22,855 MR. PRESIDENT... 963 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,123 FIX IT. 964 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:28,760 GOOD NIGHT, SIR. 965 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,462 GOOD NIGHT, LEO. 966 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:47,346 SO, YOUR FRIEND COULDN'T COME TONIGHT? 967 00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:50,649 BY FRIEND, OF COURSE, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT... 968 00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:51,817 YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND. 969 00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:52,952 SAM, DOES SHE MEAN...? 970 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,120 MY SPECIAL FRIEND. 971 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,521 WHAT SPECIAL FRIEND? 972 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:58,324 HIS SPECIAL FRIEND THAT ZOEY CAN'T KNOW ABOUT. 973 00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:00,059 THE HOOKER. 974 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,030 OKAY. SHE'S NOT A HOOKER. 975 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:05,197 SHE'S A CALL GIRL. 976 00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:06,632 AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 977 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,634 MALLORY TOLD ME. 978 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,735 HOW DOES MALLORY KNOW ABOUT THAT? 979 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,337 I TOLD HER. 980 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:14,206 YOU TOLD OUR BOSS' DAUGHTER THAT YOU SLEPT WITH A CALL GIRL? 981 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:17,243 I THOUGHT SHE WAS A SCHOOLTEACHER 982 00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,577 WHO CAME IN WITH HER CLASS. 983 00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,246 YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE TELLING A STRANGER 984 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:21,880 THAT YOU SLEPT WITH A CALL GIRL. 985 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:24,383 ACCIDENTALLY... SLEPT WITH A CALL GIRL. 986 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,085 MALLORY, DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW? 987 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:28,287 NO. 988 00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:29,855 ZOEY? 989 00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:31,457 DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW? 990 00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:33,125 NOT YET. 991 00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:34,160 OH, SO, THIS IS GOING TO BE A THING. 992 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,594 ZOEY AND I HAVE DECIDED 993 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:39,298 THAT IT'S TIME WE START COLLECTING I.O.U.s. 994 00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:41,767 UH... 995 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:42,935 SHE DIDN'T BRING MY GRASSHOPPER. 996 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,236 SHE DIDN'T? NO. 997 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:45,904 MAYBE SHE JUST FELT REALLY STUPID ORDERING IT. 998 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:48,074 THE GRASSHOPPER IS A PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE... 999 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:49,575 I'LL GET IT. 1000 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:50,809 I WANT TO SEE THEM MAKE IT. 1001 00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:52,478 ( laughter ) 1002 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,013 COULD YOU HOLD THESE? 1003 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,414 IT'S JUST LIPSTICK, AND STUFF. 1004 00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:56,715 MY PANIC BUTTON. 1005 00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:57,583 RUINS THE LINE 1006 00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,051 OF MY OUTFIT. 1007 00:31:59,118 --> 00:31:59,718 IT'S CALLED A GRASSHOPPER? 1008 00:31:59,785 --> 00:32:00,987 STRAIGHT UP. 1009 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,789 MAKE SURE THEY MAKE IT EXTRA THICK AND GREEN. 1010 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:04,923 WHAT IS A PANIC BUTTON? 1011 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,492 OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 1012 00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:07,526 I'VE SEEN IT IN ACTION. 1013 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:12,464 THE PRESIDENT IS A VERY PROTECTIVE FATHER. 1014 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,433 SO, YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME TONIGHT? 1015 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,135 YEAH. I APPRECIATE IT. 1016 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,903 SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME. 1017 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:19,638 HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. 1018 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,442 YOU THINK THEY KNOW I DON'T GO TO COLLEGE? 1019 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:24,110 WHO? 1020 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,577 ALL THESE PEOPLE. 1021 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:27,179 YOU'RE TWICE AS SMART AS ANYONE IN THE ROOM. 1022 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:28,614 YEAH, BUT I DON'T GO TO COLLEGE. 1023 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,681 RELAX. 1024 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:31,250 YOU'RE TELLING HIM TO RELAX 1025 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:32,651 WITH THIS SENSE OF URGENCY. 1026 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:33,986 MAKING SURE HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME TONIGHT. 1027 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:35,454 HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME. 1028 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:37,489 YOU RELAX. 1029 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:44,896 HEY. 1030 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,098 HEY. 1031 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:49,368 HI. UM, WH-WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1032 00:32:49,435 --> 00:32:50,402 WHAT? 1033 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:51,670 UH... 1034 00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:54,173 I SAID WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1035 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,774 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 1036 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,644 HEY, HE'S JUST ASKING FOR YOUR NAME. 1037 00:32:58,710 --> 00:32:59,611 I'M... 1038 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:00,879 WAIT. WAIT. 1039 00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:03,615 WHY DON'T WE GUESS YOUR NAME? ALRIGHT? 1040 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:04,916 SURE. 1041 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,518 ALRIGHT, BECAUSE I BET WE CAN GUESS IT. 1042 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:08,554 I WOULDN'T SAY THAT THERE WAS URGENCY IN MY VOICE. 1043 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,822 I WAS SIMPLY ASKING IF HE WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME 1044 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:12,191 AND SUGGESTING THAT IF HE RELAXED... 1045 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:13,859 MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED PESTERING HIM 1046 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,294 LIKE YOU'RE HIS GREAT AUNT IDA. 1047 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,329 EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. 1048 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,498 IT'S CASSANDRA. 1049 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:20,866 ( guys talking ) 1050 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,134 Guy: WE WERE GOING TO GUESS IT. 1051 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:24,036 YOU JUST RUINED IT. 1052 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,237 IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT, ZOEY? 1053 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:26,438 HE CALLED HER ZOEY. 1054 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,206 COME ON, LET'S GO BACK TO THE TABLE. 1055 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:29,741 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1056 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:33,279 WHAT'S UP, SAMMY? 1057 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,146 ZOEY? 1058 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,148 Guy: EXCUSE ME, E-EXCUSE ME. 1059 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:37,816 WE'RE TRYING TO BUY A GIRL A DRINK, MAN. 1060 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:40,152 SHE'S 19 YEARS OLD, MAN. 1061 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,887 CHECK OUT SUPERFLY. 1062 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,655 HEY. 1063 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,157 LET'S GO. 1064 00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:46,358 NO. WHY DON'T YOU GO, ALRIGHT? 1065 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,427 GUYS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS. 1066 00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:49,995 YOU DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE, BE COOL, ALRIGHT? 1067 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:51,563 HEY, I'M JUST SAYING 1068 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:52,264 I'M LOOKING OUT FOR HER. 1069 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,499 YOU JUST WANT ME TO... 1070 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,101 BE COOL. 1071 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,902 CAN I BUY YOU GUYS A ROUND? 1072 00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,003 L L COOL J, MAN. 1073 00:33:58,070 --> 00:33:59,004 LIKE, ICE-T. 1074 00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:00,005 ICE CUBE. 1075 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:01,807 ICE TRAY, MAN. 1076 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,075 WHY MUST YOU MOCK 1077 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:05,043 A PERFECTLY NATURAL, BROTHERLY... 1078 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,245 I'M NOT MOCKING IT, JOSH. 1079 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:09,915 MAYBE IF YOU LEFT THE YOUNG MAN ALONE... 1080 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,049 JOSH? 1081 00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:13,319 I KNOW. 1082 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,055 WHY DON'T YOU DO SOME OF THAT HIP-HOP FOR US, G-FUNK? 1083 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:19,091 DR. HUFFY-PUFFY DRED, MAN. 1084 00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:20,592 WOULD YOU LET US BY, PLEASE? 1085 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:23,162 NO. YOU KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH THIS GIRL, HUH? 1086 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:24,230 HUH? YOU KNOW WHAT? 1087 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,531 TO ME, YOU LOOK TO BE DR. FAGGOT. 1088 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:28,234 HEY. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? 1089 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,335 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 1090 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:30,536 HEY, KISS MY ASS. ZOEY? 1091 00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:31,370 I'M FINE. 1092 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:32,571 KISS YOUR WHAT, FAIRY POPPINS? 1093 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:33,305 CHARLIE? 1094 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:35,241 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 1095 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,742 HEY, YOU WANT TO GO? 1096 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:37,843 WHAT? LET'S DO IT. 1097 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,145 HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING? 1098 00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:41,913 Guy: OH, GOOD, MORE FAIRY BOYS. 1099 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:42,814 EXCUSE ME? 1100 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,015 I SAID MORE 1101 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,050 FAIRY BOYS. 1102 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,119 OH, THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 1103 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,054 HEY, I RECOGNIZE THIS GUY. 1104 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:51,323 YEAH, AND SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR, TOO. 1105 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,458 YEAH, UH, YOU GUYS DON'T REALIZE IT 1106 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:54,160 BUT YOU'RE HAVING A BAD NIGHT. 1107 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:56,295 AND WHO'S GOING TO GIVE IT TO US, HUH? 1108 00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:58,130 FEDERAL OFFICERS! 1109 00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:00,266 GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! 1110 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:01,900 RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. 1111 00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:04,670 WHAT THE HELL?! ALRIGHT. 1112 00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:05,971 WHOA! WHOA! 1113 00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:07,373 Secret Service Agent: SHUT UP! 1114 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:11,243 I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF. 1115 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:12,344 EVERYBODY STAND BACK. 1116 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:14,446 I AIN'T DONE WITH THIS, SAMMY. 1117 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:16,848 MY NAME IS CHARLIE YOUNG, JACKASS 1118 00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,750 AND IF THAT BULGE IN YOUR POCKET'S AN EIGHT-BALL OF BLOW 1119 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:21,453 YOU'RE SPENDING SPRING BREAK IN A FEDERAL PRISON. 1120 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:27,426 Sam: YEAH. 1121 00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:30,429 NOW I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME. 1122 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,267 WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 1123 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:37,102 Bartlet: WHAT HAPPENED? 1124 00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:39,671 THEY TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 1125 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:42,574 DID YOU DO ANYTHING AT ALL TO PROVOKE THESE GUYS? 1126 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:43,809 LIKE WHAT? 1127 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:44,610 WERE YOU FLIRTING WITH THEM? 1128 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:45,311 DAD... 1129 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,179 ZOEY, YOU FLIRT WITH GUYS. 1130 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:49,648 YES, DAD, I AM 19 YEARS OLD. 1131 00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:51,950 I WAS NOT FLIRTING WITH THESE GUYS. 1132 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:53,252 AND EVEN IF I WAS 1133 00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:54,953 IT CERTAINLY WASN'T JUSTIFICATION 1134 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,054 FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR. 1135 00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:57,223 WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 1136 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,990 I WENT TO THE BAR TO GET A DRINK. 1137 00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:00,259 WHAT WERE YOU DOING DRINKING? 1138 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:03,161 I WAS GETTING A DRINK FOR C.J. 1139 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:04,730 I'M GOING TO UP YOUR PROTECTION. 1140 00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:05,531 NO. YES. 1141 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:06,097 DAD... 1142 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,199 STARTING TOMORROW. 1143 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:08,934 I'M STARTING COLLEGE IN A MONTH. 1144 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,937 FRIENDS WILL WALK YOU TO CLASS. 1145 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,171 I DON'T WANT THIS, DAD. 1146 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,073 WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 1147 00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:16,875 I AM ENTITLED TO THIS PART OF MY LIFE. 1148 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:18,277 YOU'RE GETTING IT. 1149 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:19,845 I'M ENTITLED TO A NORMAL... 1150 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,880 OH, PLEASE! 1151 00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:22,881 THE SECRET SERVICE... 1152 00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,316 LET THE SECRET SERVICE WORRY 1153 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:25,551 ABOUT YOU GETTING SHOT. 1154 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,353 THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT ME GETTING SHOT. 1155 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:28,887 I'M WORRIED ABOUT ME GETTING SHOT 1156 00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,256 BUT THAT IS NOTHING COMPARED 1157 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:32,558 TO HOW TERRIFIED WE ARE OF YOU. 1158 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:34,660 YOU SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THE SECRET SERVICE, ZOEY 1159 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,562 AND YOU SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME, TOO. 1160 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,564 MY GETTING KILLED WOULD BE BAD ENOUGH 1161 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,766 BUT THAT IS NOT THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO. 1162 00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,501 THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO, SWEETHEART 1163 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,303 IS YOU GETTING KIDNAPPED. 1164 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,738 YOU GO OUT TO A BAR OR A PARTY IN SOME CLUB 1165 00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,206 AND YOU GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM. 1166 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:49,408 SOMEBODY COMES UP FROM BEHIND 1167 00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:50,609 PUTS THEIR HAND ACROSS YOUR MOUTH 1168 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:52,478 AND WHISKS YOU OUT THE BACK DOOR. 1169 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,646 YOU'RE SO PETRIFIED, YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE THE BODIES 1170 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,615 OF TWO SECRET SERVICE AGENTS LYING ON THE GROUND 1171 00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:58,350 WITH BULLET HOLES IN THEIR HEADS. 1172 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,286 THEN YOU'RE WHISKED AWAY IN A CAR. 1173 00:37:00,352 --> 00:37:02,220 IT'S A BIG PARTY WITH LOTS OF NOISE 1174 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:03,789 AND LOTS OF PEOPLE COMING AND GOING 1175 00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,857 AND IT'S A HALF HOUR BEFORE SOMEONE SAYS 1176 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,426 "HEY, WHERE'S ZOEY?" 1177 00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:08,494 ANOTHER 15 MINUTES 1178 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,928 BEFORE THE PHONE CALL. 1179 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,096 ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF 1180 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:12,798 BEFORE ANYONE EVEN THINKS 1181 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:15,734 TO SHUT DOWN ALL THE AIRPORTS, AND NOW WE'RE OFF TO THE RACES. 1182 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,569 YOU'RE TIED TO A CHAIR IN A CARGO SHACK 1183 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:18,870 SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF UGANDA 1184 00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:22,274 AND I AM TOLD THAT I HAVE 72 HOURS 1185 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:25,911 TO GET ISRAEL TO FREE 460 TERRORIST PRISONERS 1186 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,313 SO I'M ON THE PHONE PLEADING 1187 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:28,647 WITH THE ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER, AND HE'S SAYING 1188 00:37:28,714 --> 00:37:29,948 "I'M SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT 1189 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:32,418 "BUT ISRAEL SIMPLY DOES NOT NEGOTIATE 1190 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,586 "WITH TERRORISTS, PERIOD. 1191 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,087 IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN SURVIVE." 1192 00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:37,423 SO NOW WE GOT A NEW PROBLEM 1193 00:37:37,489 --> 00:37:38,324 BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY NO LONGER HAS 1194 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:39,425 A COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF. 1195 00:37:39,491 --> 00:37:40,859 IT HAS A FATHER 1196 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,794 WHO'S OUT OF HIS MIND BECAUSE HIS LITTLE GIRL 1197 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:47,198 IS IN A SHACK SOMEWHERE IN UGANDA WITH A GUN TO HER HEAD! 1198 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,302 DO YOU GET IT?! 1199 00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:53,639 YES. 1200 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:01,880 ( sighing ) 1201 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,085 I'M SORRY I YELLED, SWEETHEART. 1202 00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:09,521 FORGIVE ME. 1203 00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:10,722 HONEY, I WANT YOU 1204 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,791 TO HAVE YOUR FREEDOM AND YOUR YOUTH. 1205 00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:15,361 I WANT YOU TO HAVE COMMON, EVERYDAY EXPERIENCES 1206 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:18,330 WITH GIRLS YOUR OWN AGE, BUT DON'T EVER FORGET 1207 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:21,467 THIS IS A PRIVILEGE, AND IT IS AN EXPERIENCE 1208 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,669 THAT MUST BE CHERISHED BEYOND MEASURE 1209 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:26,071 AND PROPER PROTECTION AND SECURITY-- 1210 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,607 THOUGH AT TIMES, I ADMIT, IT'S A DRAG-- 1211 00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:30,809 IS NEVER TOO HIGH A PRICE TO PAY. 1212 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,680 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1213 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:35,814 I'M SORRY. 1214 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,918 IT'S ALRIGHT, SWEETHEART. 1215 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,420 IT'S ALRIGHT. 1216 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,456 GOOD NIGHT. 1217 00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:46,658 GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. 1218 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:47,192 I LOVE YOU. 1219 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:48,694 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1220 00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:56,768 ( door closes ) 1221 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,977 DON'T GET UP. 1222 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,313 ( door closes ) 1223 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,949 GOOD EVENING, MR. PRESIDENT. 1224 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,452 HI. 1225 00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:15,987 UH, BEFORE, WHEN I WAS BEING AN IDIOT 1226 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:19,090 THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT TO SAY. 1227 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:21,927 WHAT? 1228 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,930 I'M SORRY. 1229 00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:27,733 THANK YOU. 1230 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:31,002 I WOULD LIKE UNANIMOUS CONSENT TO REVISE 1231 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,404 AND EXTEND MY REMARKS. 1232 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:33,972 WITHOUT OBJECTION. 1233 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:37,443 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WAS THE MATTER WITH ME, LEO. 1234 00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:39,978 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP... 1235 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:42,380 ANYTHING. 1236 00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:44,450 THANKS. 1237 00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:52,390 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1238 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:54,359 I COULD HAVE TAKEN THE TWO GUYS ON THE LEFT. 1239 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:55,360 THOSE WERE MY GUYS. 1240 00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:56,227 WHICH GUYS? 1241 00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:57,028 THE GUYS ON THE LEFT. 1242 00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:57,829 THE GUYS ON THE LEFT 1243 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,330 AS YOU WERE FACING THE BAR? 1244 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,066 YEAH. NO. NO. 1245 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,133 SAY YOU'RE ME. 1246 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,802 I'M FACING TOWARD THE BAR... 1247 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:04,903 SANDWICHES. 1248 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:05,771 THANK YOU, DONNA. 1249 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,639 DEFENDING VIRTUE IS HUNGRY WORK. 1250 00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:09,975 I'LL BE AT MY DESK. 1251 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:10,742 UH, DONNA? 1252 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:11,577 YES? 1253 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,378 HOW MUCH WERE THE SANDWICHES? 1254 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:14,245 $12.95. 1255 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:15,981 I GAVE YOU A $20. 1256 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:17,115 YES. AS IT TURNS OUT 1257 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,084 YOU ACTUALLY GAVE ME MORE MONEY THAN I NEEDED 1258 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,085 TO BUY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR. 1259 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,387 HOWEVER, KNOWING YOU AS I DO 1260 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:25,524 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T TRUST YOU TO SPEND THE CHANGE WISELY. 1261 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:28,059 I'VE DECIDED TO INVEST IT FOR YOU. 1262 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:28,860 THAT WAS NICE. 1263 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,629 A LITTLE PARABLE. 1264 00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:32,598 I WANT MY MONEY BACK. 1265 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:34,399 YEAH, SO, THOSE WERE MY GUYS. 1266 00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:36,301 THERE'S THE ONE GUY WITH BLOND HAIR. 1267 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,336 FACING AWAY FROM THE BAR. 1268 00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:39,538 THERE WERE NO TWO GUYS EITHER ONE OF YOU 1269 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:41,439 COULD HAVE TAKEN. 1270 00:40:41,507 --> 00:40:42,808 Bartlet: JOSH? 1271 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:43,842 YES, SIR? 1272 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,653 WHAT WERE YOU DOING TAKING MY DAUGHTER OUT TO A BAR? 1273 00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:58,757 YOU TOLD ME TO, SIR. 1274 00:40:58,824 --> 00:40:59,625 I TOLD YOU 1275 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:00,792 TO TAKE CHARLIE. 1276 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:02,661 WHEN ZOEY SAID SHE WAS GOING, I ASSUMED 1277 00:41:02,728 --> 00:41:05,396 YOU WERE GOING TO GO HAVE MALTEDS OR SOMETHING. 1278 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,364 MALTEDS, SIR? 1279 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:07,298 YES. 1280 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:11,503 WHAT IS THIS, OUR TOWN? 1281 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:14,005 WELL, ANYWAY, THANK YOU FOR DOING 1282 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,541 WHATEVER IT WAS YOU DID. 1283 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:18,009 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING 1284 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:19,611 BUT, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I SHOULD TELL YOU 1285 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,446 THAT CHARLIE DIDN'T BLINK BEFORE HE PUT HIS BODY 1286 00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:22,881 BETWEEN DANGER AND ZOEY. 1287 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,590 Bartlet: CHARLIE? 1288 00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:34,492 UH, SAM, YOU COME, TOO, PLEASE. 1289 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,865 YOU KNOW, I ONCE PLAYED THE STAGE MANAGER 1290 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:41,733 IN A PRODUCTION OF OUR TOWN. 1291 00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:49,708 CHARLIE. 1292 00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:51,076 ARE YOU A GOOD POKER PLAYER? 1293 00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:52,177 NO, SIR. 1294 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:53,745 EXCELLENT. GET YOUR MONEY AND TAKE A SEAT. 1295 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,113 IS JOSH BEING PUNISHED? 1296 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,281 PUNISHED? NO. 1297 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:56,982 MAY I ASK 1298 00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:57,616 WHY NOT? 1299 00:41:57,683 --> 00:42:00,652 BECAUSE I SAID SO. 1300 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,154 GOOD EVENING. 1301 00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:04,055 GOOD WORK, BOTH OF YOU. 1302 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:05,190 YOU BOUGHT US SOME TIME. 1303 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:06,592 THANK YOU, SIR. 1304 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:08,994 I UNDERSTAND YOU ALL HAD A VERY INTERESTING EVENING. 1305 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,261 YES. 1306 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:11,262 SO DID I. 1307 00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:12,297 WHAT HAPPENED? 1308 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:13,464 I MET AN UNUSUAL MAN. 1309 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,100 Bartlet: C.J., DEAL THE CARDS. 1310 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,636 Toby: HE DIDN'T WALK INTO THE ROOM WITH A POLITICAL AGENDA. 1311 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:19,971 HE DIDN'T WALK IN WITH HIS MIND MADE UP. 1312 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:23,274 HE GENUINELY WANTED TO DO WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS BEST. 1313 00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:25,711 DIDN'T MIND SAYING THE WORDS "I DON'T KNOW." 1314 00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:28,479 I SAID THAT THIS MORNING 1315 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,081 AND I'M A BETTER PERSON FOR IT. 1316 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,382 BY THE WAY, I NOW KNOW EVERYTHING 1317 00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:32,450 THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE CENSUS. 1318 00:42:32,517 --> 00:42:33,819 GO AHEAD, ASK ME ANYTHING. 1319 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,053 HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES? 1320 00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:45,230 THERE IS SOME MATERIAL WE HAVEN'T COVERED YET. 1321 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,265 ( laughing ) 1322 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:50,401 Josh: COME ON, TOBY, SIT DOWN. 1323 00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:51,737 I JUST WANT TO WATCH THIS. 1324 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:53,972 WE WON IT 40 VOTES AGO. 1325 00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:56,808 I JUST WANT TO HEAR THIS ONE. 1326 00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:59,510 Man: Mr. Widen. 1327 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,346 Mr. Widen of Pennsylvania votes yea. 1328 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:02,681 Mr. Wilder. 1329 00:43:02,748 --> 00:43:06,117 Mr. Wilder of South Carolina votes yea. 1330 00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:07,318 Mr. Willis. 1331 00:43:07,385 --> 00:43:12,023 Mr. Willis of Ohio votes yea. 1332 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,124 Mr. Zantowski. 1333 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:16,361 Mr. Zantowski of Michigan votes yea.