1 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:07,041 PREVIOUSLY ON THE WEST WING: 2 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,176 C.J. YES, SIR. 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:09,910 I'VE GOT MY OWN PRESS SECRETARY. 4 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:11,212 WHEN SHE TELLS YOU SOMETHING 5 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:13,514 CONSIDER IT A DIRECTIVE FROM THIS OFFICE. 6 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:16,284 I'M NOT 100% SURE WHERE THIS OFFICE 7 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,686 GETS THE AUTHORITY TO DIRECT ME TO THE MEN'S ROOM. 8 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,321 BRING SAM SEABORN. 9 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:22,723 SAM'S GOT ENOUGH GOING ON WITHOUT YOU MAKING A BOOTY CALL. 10 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,158 I'M NOT MAKING A BOOTY CALL. 11 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,226 WHEN YOU FLIRT WITH ME 12 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:26,360 ARE YOU DOING IT TO GET A STORY? 13 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:27,495 NO. WHY ARE YOU DOING IT? 14 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,097 I'M DOING IT TO FLIRT WITH YOU. 15 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,532 JENNY'S ASKING ME FOR A DIVORCE. 16 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:32,566 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 17 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,568 NO. 18 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:42,110 President: YELLOWSTONE, ESTABLISHED THROUGH AN ACT 19 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,444 SIGNED BY ULYSSES S. GRANT 20 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,846 WAS THE NATION'S FIRST NATIONAL PARK. 21 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:47,148 MARCH 1, 1872. 22 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,816 IT'S GETTING LATE, SIR. I WAS WONDERING 23 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,284 ARE WE THROUGH FOR THE EVENING? 24 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,985 WELL, WE'RE THROUGH WITH WORK, JOSH 25 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:52,986 BUT THIS PART'S FUN. 26 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,188 WHICH PART, SIR? 27 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,157 THE PART WHERE I GET YOU TO SIT DOWN 28 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:57,958 AND TEACH YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. 29 00:00:58,025 --> 00:00:59,593 AH, YEAH. 30 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,661 YOU'RE NOT TIRED, SIR? 31 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,595 NO. 32 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,464 PERHAPS IF YOU GOT INTO BED AND... 33 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:06,534 I'M A NATIONAL PARK BUFF, JOSH. 34 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,568 I'M SORRY, SIR? 35 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,603 I SAY, I'M A NATIONAL PARK BUFF. 36 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,472 I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ABOUT ME. 37 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,307 WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU, SIR 38 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,008 BUT I'M CERTAINLY NOT SURPRISED. 39 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,377 WHY IS THAT? 40 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:20,714 YOU'RE QUITE A NERD, MR. PRESIDENT. 41 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:21,215 REALLY? 42 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,351 YES, SIR. 43 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,018 I ASSUME THAT WAS SAID WITH ALL DUE RESPECT. 44 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,354 YES, SIR. 45 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,356 IS IT NERD-LIKE 46 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:31,959 TO KNOW THAT EVERGLADES NATIONAL PARK IS THE LARGEST 47 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:35,329 REMAINING SUBTROPICAL WILDERNESS IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES 48 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,465 AND HAS EXTENSIVE MANGROVE FORESTS? 49 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,300 JUST A LITTLE BIT, YES, SIR. 50 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:40,834 54 NATIONAL PARKS IN THIS COUNTRY, JOSH. 51 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,271 PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO ALL OF THEM. 52 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,405 I HAVE BEEN TO ALL OF THEM. 53 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,039 I SHOULD SHOW YOU MY SLIDES. 54 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:46,940 OH, WOULD YOU? 55 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,276 GRAND CANYON 56 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:51,279 BRYCE CANYON, BADLANDS, CAPITOL REEF, ACADIA 57 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:52,713 WHICH IS SO OFTEN OVERLOOKED. 58 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,283 YOU SHOULD CERTAINLY FEEL FREE TO KEEP TALKING 59 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,517 BUT I NEED TO GO HOME 60 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,619 SO THAT I CAN BE BACK IN MY OFFICE 61 00:01:58,686 --> 00:01:59,620 IN FOUR HOURS. 62 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,088 DRY TORTUGAS. 63 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,957 SEE, THE THING IS, I CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU GIVE ME PERMISSION. 64 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:07,361 PETRIFIED FOREST, NORTH CASCADES, JOSHUA TREE 65 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,396 SHENANDOAH NATIONAL PARK 66 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,930 RIGHT HERE IN VIRGINIA. 67 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:13,267 WE SHOULD ORGANIZE A STAFF FIELD TRIP TO SHENANDOAH. 68 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,035 I COULD EVEN ACT AS THE GUIDE. 69 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,237 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 70 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:18,706 GOOD A PLACE AS ANY TO DUMP YOUR BODY. 71 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,174 WHAT WAS THAT? 72 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,477 DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? 73 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:26,847 SEE, AND I WAS GOING TO LET YOU GO HOME. 74 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,048 BUT INSTEAD? 75 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:31,385 WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOSEMITE. 76 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:22,770 THANK YOU, MR. McGARRY. 77 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:23,737 THANKS, TONY. HANG ON. 78 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,239 LET ME PAY FOR IT. NO. 79 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,207 I SAID I WAS TAKING YOU OUT TO BREAKFAST. 80 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,776 YEAH, BUT THIS IS MY HOTEL, MALLORY. 81 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:29,943 DAD... 82 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,546 HOW MUCH DOES A CUP OF COFFEE COST HERE, TONY? 83 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,114 $6.50. 84 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:36,450 YOU WANT TO PAY THE CHECK? 85 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,419 NO. 86 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,856 THANK YOU. 87 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:43,391 $6.50? 88 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:45,959 YES. 89 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,861 YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR MOM. 90 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:48,996 DAD... 91 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,163 Man: LEO. CONGRESSMAN SKINNER. 92 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,299 CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU. 93 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,333 MY DAUGHTER, MALLORY. 94 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,334 OH, OF COURSE. HI. 95 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,168 GOOD TO SEE YOU, CONGRESSMAN. 96 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,304 CONGRATS AGAIN, LEO. 97 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,538 TO ALL OF US. 98 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,972 RIGHT. 99 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,007 THE BANKING BILL? 100 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,008 YEAH. 101 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,109 IT'S GOING TO PASS? 102 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,110 YEAH. CONGRATULATIONS. 103 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,244 THANK YOU. YOU HAVEN'T 104 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:05,613 TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. 105 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,150 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 106 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:12,653 IS SHE...? 107 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:15,289 I DON'T KNOW. 108 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,124 TELL ME ANYTHING. 109 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,993 YOU COULD CALL HER AND ASK HER HOW SHE'S DOING, YOU KNOW... 110 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,495 YEAH, OR I COULD JUST ASK YOU. 111 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:24,498 YOU COULD, THOUGH CLEARLY ASKING ME WON'T DO ANY GOOD. 112 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,233 I'M BEGINNING TO GET THAT IMPRESSION. 113 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,568 WHAT'S THAT? 114 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,837 OPERA TICKETS. IT'S OUR SUBSCRIPTION NIGHT. 115 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:30,738 MOM DOESN'T WANT THEM? 116 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:31,739 NO. 117 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,140 DID YOU ASK HER? 118 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,174 YES. 119 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,175 WHILE YOU WERE ASKING HER 120 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:36,610 IF SHE WANTED OPERA TICKETS 121 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,612 YOU COULDN'T JUST ASK HER HOW SHE'S DOING? 122 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,514 I HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE YOU UP 123 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,182 FOR ADOPTION, YOU KNOW? 124 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,584 TOO LATE. 125 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:46,286 WHY CAN'T YOU SAY "CONGRATULATIONS"? 126 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:47,788 ON THE BANKING BILL? 127 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:48,556 YES. 128 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,157 I JUST DID. PLEASE... 129 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,692 YOU WERE-- I DON'T KNOW-- 130 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:52,493 YOU WERE SMIRKING 131 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,461 DAD. ROLLING YOUR EYES. 132 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,294 I WAS DOING NEITHER. 133 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,028 YOU WERE DOING IT 134 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,296 WITH YOUR VOICE. 135 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:59,800 FATHER, YOU'VE GONE ROUND THE BEND. 136 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:01,935 YOU WANT THE TICKETS? 137 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:02,803 YES. 138 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,071 YOU WANT TO WALK ME 139 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,839 BACK TO WORK? 140 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,676 SURE. 141 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,522 C.J. TILL 2:00 IN THE MORNING? 142 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,424 YES. THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT NATIONAL PARKS 143 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:24,458 TILL 2:00 IN THE MORNING? 144 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,793 I'D IMAGINE THE PRESIDENT 145 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,061 WAS DOING THE LION'S SHARE OF THE TALKING. 146 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:28,962 WE BEAT THE BANKING LOBBY! 147 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:29,463 IT'S GOING TO PASS? 148 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:30,297 WE BEAT THEM. 149 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:31,198 YOU'RE CONFIDENT? 150 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,132 YES. IT'S IN THE BAG. 151 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,401 WERE YOU AND JOSH TALKING 152 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,302 TILL 2:00 A.M. ABOUT NATIONAL PARKS? 153 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,904 OOH, C.J., EVERGLADES NATIONAL PARK... 154 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,338 IS ONE OF THE GREAT... MR. PRESIDENT. 155 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,573 I GOT TO TAKE THIS CALL 156 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,674 SO I CAN GLOAT ABOUT THE BANKING BILL. 157 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:41,809 ENJOY YOURSELF, SIR. 158 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,210 BE TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY. 159 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,678 THIS IS THE STORY. CRUNCHED THEM! 160 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:45,278 YES, SIR. 161 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,747 OH, INCIDENTALLY... 162 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,682 THE CALIFORNIA LIVE OAK... MR. PRESIDENT. 163 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,517 RIGHT. 164 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,818 HAVE A GOOD DAY, SIR. 165 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,185 TWELFTH ROUND KNOCKOUT, C.J. 166 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,487 YES, SIR. 167 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,331 GOOD MORNING. 168 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:05,799 GOOD MORNING. 169 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:06,967 HOW YOU DOING? 170 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,235 LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS. 171 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,336 THE PRESIDENT'S GOING TO BE 172 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,504 A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATE 173 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,673 AND HE WANTED ME TO GET THINGS STARTED. 174 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,675 I SHOULD BEGIN BY WELCOMING ALL OF YOU 175 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,976 TO OUR THIRD CABINET MEETING 176 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,210 OUR FIRST IN SIX MONTHS 177 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:21,048 AND I KNOW THE PRESIDENT WOULD WANT ME TO POINT OUT 178 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,751 THAT THESE MEETINGS ARE FOR US A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY 179 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,986 TO COME TOGETHER AND EXCHANGE IDEAS 180 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,021 AND DISCUSS OUR GOALS FOR THE FUTURE. 181 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:32,292 SURELY OUR FIRST GOAL HAS TO BE FINDING A WAY 182 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,094 TO WORK WITH CONGRESS 183 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:38,832 AND WE NEED TO REACH OUT TO THE HOUSE AND TO THE... 184 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,701 MR. PRESIDENT. 185 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:45,573 THIS IS THE SADDEST-LOOKING CABINET I HAVE EV... 186 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:46,874 LOOK AT THIS. 187 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,076 I HAVE AN AGRICULTURE SECRETARY HERE 188 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:52,045 WHO HAS NEVER EATEN A VEGETABLE IN HIS LIFE. 189 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,080 EVERYBODY SIT DOWN. 190 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,381 YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 191 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:55,816 GOOD MORNING, LEO. GOOD MORNING, SIR. 192 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:56,817 HELLO. HELLO. 193 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,251 ARE YOU TAKING MINUTES? YES, SIR. 194 00:06:58,318 --> 00:06:59,987 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? MILDRED, SIR. 195 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,590 I'M JOSIAH BARTLET. I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 196 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,191 WHAT DID I MISS? THE VICE PRESIDENT. 197 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,425 "LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS. 198 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,460 "THE PRESIDENT'S GOING TO BE 199 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:07,528 A FEW MINUTES LATE..." 200 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,362 UH, WOULD YOU SKIP DOWN, PLEASE? 201 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,199 YES, SIR. "I KNOW THAT THE PRESIDENT WOULD WANT ME TO POINT OUT 202 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,602 THAT THESE MEETINGS ARE A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY FOR US..." 203 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,470 ACTUALLY, I FIND THESE MEETINGS 204 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,338 TO BE A FAIRLY MIND-NUMBING EXPERIENCE 205 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:21,174 BUT LEO ASSURES ME THAT THEY ARE CONSTITUTIONALLY REQUIRED 206 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,375 SO LET'S GET IT OVER WITH. 207 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,410 PROCEED, MILDRED. 208 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,945 "SURELY OUR FIRST GOAL 209 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,247 HAS TO BE FINDING A WAY TO WORK WITH CONGRESS." 210 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,482 WHO SAID THAT? 211 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,083 THE VICE... I DID, SIR. 212 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:34,287 OUR FIRST GOAL SHOULD BE FINDING A WAY TO WORK WITH CONGRESS? 213 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,889 YES, SIR. 214 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,457 YOU DON'T THINK OUR FIRST GOAL 215 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:41,061 SHOULD BE FINDING A WAY TO BEST SERVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? 216 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,132 I DIDN'T SAY THAT, MR. PRESIDENT. 217 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,266 REALLY? 218 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,968 LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 219 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,872 YES, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS RIGHT HERE. 220 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,542 WOULD YOU LIKE MILDRED TO READ IT BACK AGAIN? 221 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,277 NO, THANK YOU, SIR. 222 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,478 OKAY. 223 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,247 ANYTHING ELSE, MILDRED? 224 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,181 NO, SIR. 225 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,149 GOOD. 226 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,051 NOW LET'S GET TO WORK. 227 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,724 IT'S GOOD. 228 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:11,559 YEAH. 229 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:12,392 IT'S GOOD. 230 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:13,260 YEAH. 231 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,161 IT'S A LITTLE FLAT. 232 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,729 YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO. 233 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,297 MY WRITING'S BEEN FLAT LATELY. 234 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:17,998 IT'S NOT YOU. 235 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,332 IT'S ME. 236 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,034 WELL, YOU DID THE BEST YOU COULD. 237 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,703 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 238 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,538 YOU REACHED YOUR POTENTIAL HERE. 239 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:25,505 I DIDN'T. I CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS. 240 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,174 I CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS. 241 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,776 ARE YOU SAYING THAT I CAN'T DO BETTER THAN THIS? 242 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,144 I'M SAYING YOU'RE FINE AND I'M FLAT. 243 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,613 WHAT'S GOING ON? 244 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,514 WE'RE HAVING DIFFICULTY LOCATING OUR TALENT. 245 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,216 HEARING ANYTHING ABOUT THE BANKING BILL? 246 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,752 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 247 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,253 I'M HEARING SOME STUFF. 248 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,021 NO, WE'RE FINE. 249 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,122 YOU SURE? 250 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,924 YEAH, I'M HAVING LUNCH WITH CRANE. 251 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,125 WHEN? 252 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,126 LUNCHTIME. 253 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,061 I SHOULDN'T BE NERVOUS? 254 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,363 NO. 255 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,600 OKAY. 256 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,068 ALL RIGHT... 257 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,270 IT COULDN'T HAVE GONE FAR, RIGHT? 258 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,405 NO. 259 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,140 SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING 260 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,209 IS OUR TALENT. 261 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,244 YES. 262 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,080 Danny: C.J. 263 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:07,981 DANNY. 264 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,282 HOW YOU DOING? 265 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,250 HOW IS IT THAT MY STAFF 266 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,551 JUST LET YOU WALK IN HERE? 267 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:12,653 THEY LIKE ME. 268 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,121 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE ME. 269 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:14,755 GO FIGURE. 270 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,089 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 271 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,457 I HEARD THE PRESIDENT ROUGHED UP HOYNES 272 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,258 IN FRONT OF THE CABINET. 273 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,059 FROM WHO? 274 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,093 "WHOM." SHUT UP. 275 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,328 OKAY. WHERE DID YOU HEAR IT? 276 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,630 GOT 50 CENTS? YEAH. 277 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,698 THEN YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT IN MY NEWSPAPER. 278 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:25,933 HEY, YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT? 279 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,367 NO. TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS. 280 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,802 DID IT HAPPEN? 281 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,103 ON THE RECORD? YES. 282 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,171 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 283 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:31,739 OFF THE RECORD? 284 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:32,740 WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 285 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,074 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 286 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,743 AND YOU WON'T HAVE DINNER WITH ME? 287 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,844 NO. I'M A VERY GOOD-LOOKING GUY. 288 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,078 I MENTION IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT 289 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,647 SOMETHING PEOPLE NOTICE RIGHT AWAY. 290 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,580 YES. I LIKE SEAFOOD. 291 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,616 I LIKE ALL FOOD. DANNY... 292 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:43,617 I SHOULD ALSO MENTION I'M 293 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,985 A LIVELY CONVERSATIONALIST. 294 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,020 I'M VERY GOOD AT KAYAKING. I CAN KAYAK. 295 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,722 I CAN'T, DANNY. 296 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:49,056 I MEAN, I CAN'T HAVE DINNER. 297 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,126 OKAY. 298 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,567 Hoynes: SO LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 299 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:04,104 YESTERDAY MORNING, ABOUT 10:00, THESE TWO GUYS, AS A JOKE 300 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,273 POSTED SOME FALSE INFORMATION ON A WEBSITE 301 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,741 ABOUT THIS TINY STARTUP COMPANY 302 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,309 AND ITS STOCK STARTED SHOOTING UP. 303 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,079 BY 2:30 IN THE AFTERNOON, THE HOAX HAD BEEN UNCOVERED 304 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,947 AND THE STOCK HAD ADJUSTED ITSELF 305 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,182 BUT BY THE END OF THE DAY 306 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,117 THIS COMPANY, WHICH NEITHER YOU NOR I 307 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,853 NOR THE SECRETARY OF COMMERCE HAD EVER HEARD OF 308 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,755 CLOSED OUT AS THE 12th HIGHEST TRADED ISSUE 309 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,090 ON THE NASDAQ INDEX. 310 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,525 THIS JUST IN-- THE INTERNET IS NOT A FAD. 311 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:26,927 Woman: THANK YOU, SIR. 312 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,528 HEY, THANK YOU ALL. 313 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,397 MR. VICE PRESIDENT? 314 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,231 HOW YOU DOING, DANNY? 315 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:31,799 FINE, THANK YOU, SIR. 316 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,599 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 317 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,366 THE CABINET MEETING. 318 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,434 WHAT ABOUT IT? 319 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,169 ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 320 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,871 WELL, YOU KNOW, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT 321 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:38,638 I'VE BEEN HAVING THIS RECURRING DREAM 322 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:39,940 ABOUT KILLING YOU. 323 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,108 SIR? WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS? 324 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,575 I HEARD SOME THINGS ABOUT THE MEETING. 325 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,476 HEY, NOTHING HAPPENED. 326 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,745 SIR? NOTHING THERE. 327 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,747 I HEARD DIFFERENT. WELL, YOU HEARD WRONG. 328 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,249 OKAY. LET'S GO. 329 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,119 C.J.: SAM. 330 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:52,920 YEAH. 331 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:53,954 HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING 332 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:54,955 ABOUT THE CABINET MEETING? 333 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,389 LIKE WHAT? LIKE THE PRESIDENT 334 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,524 TOOK HOYNES OUT FOR A RIDE? 335 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,558 IS SOMEONE TALKING? YEAH. 336 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,459 WHO? I DON'T KNOW. 337 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,160 HEY. 338 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,061 HEY, MALLORY. 339 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,495 LET ME KNOW IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING. 340 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,496 YEAH. 341 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,198 HI. HOW YOU DOING? 342 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,599 PRETTY GOOD. 343 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,634 I JUST HAD BREAKFAST WITH MY FATHER 344 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,036 AND I WALKED WITH HIM BACK. 345 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,104 MM-HMM. CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 346 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,406 SURE. 347 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,510 SO WHAT'S UP? 348 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,012 SO... 349 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,247 YES. 350 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,181 HERE'S THE THING: 351 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,082 YES. 352 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,417 DO YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, LIKE OPERA? 353 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,252 THE OPERA? 354 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,286 YES. 355 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,421 YOU MEAN TO GO AND WATCH AND LISTEN TO? 356 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,222 YES, SAM. 357 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,623 WHY DO YOU ASK? 358 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,960 BECAUSE, AS IT HAPPENS, I HAVE TWO TICKETS 359 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,196 TO THE BEIJING OPERA THIS EVENING AT THE KENNEDY CENTER. 360 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,330 MY FATHER'S SEATS. 361 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,231 BEIJING OPERA? 362 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,132 YES. 363 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,034 YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE. 364 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:41,869 NO. 365 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,136 NO? NO, I'M ASKING YOU 366 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,072 IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO TOGETHER WITH ME 367 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,240 TO SEE AN INTERNATIONALLY RENOWNED OPERA COMPANY 368 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,442 PERFORM A WORK INDIGENOUS TO ITS CULTURE. 369 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,677 RIGHT, AND IN WHAT WAY 370 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,846 WILL IT DISTINGUISH ITSELF FROM A DATE? 371 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,547 THERE WILL BE, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES 372 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,316 SEX FOR YOU AT THE END OF THE EVENING. 373 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,352 OKAY. 374 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,420 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 375 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,222 WELL, UH... 376 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:06,126 LIKE MOST PEOPLE, I'M AN ABSOLUTE NUT FOR CHINESE OPERA. 377 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,795 THE CHINESE BEING KNOWN THE WORLD OVER 378 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,130 FOR THEIR SOARING AND ROMANTIC MELODIES. 379 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,632 AND WHAT WITH YOUR GUARANTEE THAT THERE WON'T BE SEX 380 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,167 I DON'T SEE HOW I COULD SAY NO. 381 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,137 GOOD, THEN. I'LL COME BY AND GET YOU AT ABOUT 7:30. 382 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,205 YEAH. 383 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,639 AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THIS? 384 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,941 IF YOU HADN'T COME ALONG 385 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,876 WITH YOUR OFFER OF CHINESE OPERA AND NO SEX 386 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,845 ALL I'D BE DOING LATER IS WATCHING MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL 387 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,447 SO THIS WORKS OUT GREAT FOR ME. 388 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,515 7:30. 389 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,018 YES, INDEED. 390 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,335 LEO'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE. 391 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,069 THANK YOU. THANKS. 392 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,972 ( smacking softly ) 393 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,280 WHAT'S YOUR THING ABOUT? 394 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,081 NOTHING. 395 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,515 WHAT'S YOUR THING ABOUT? 396 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,483 NOTHING. 397 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,517 OKAY. 398 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,821 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 399 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,890 OH, WE'RE NOT HERE TOGETHER. 400 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,292 SOMEBODY GO FIRST. 401 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,228 DANNY CONCANON SAID THAT HE HEARD 402 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,097 THAT THE PRESIDENT AND HOYNES HAD A... 403 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,131 AT THE CABINET MEETING? 404 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,799 YEAH. IT'S NOTHING, C.J. 405 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:20,800 WHY IS DANNY ASKING ME ABOUT IT? 406 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,002 WHO TALKED TO HIM? 407 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,871 YOU THINK HE'LL TELL ME? HOYNES. 408 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,105 THAT'S WHAT WE NEED. 409 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:25,906 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 410 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,340 DEAL WITH IT. 411 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,977 YOU'RE A REAL DETAILS MAN, AREN'T YOU, LEO? 412 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,711 DEAL WITH IT. 413 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,046 ( clicks pen ) 414 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,584 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 415 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,651 I CAN COME BACK. 416 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,252 NO, COME ON. 417 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,554 WHAT? 418 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,291 MALLORY HAD AN EXTRA TICKET TO THE OPERA FOR TONIGHT 419 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,359 AND SHE ASKED ME IF I'D LIKE TO GO. 420 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,528 MALLORY WHO? 421 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,097 MALLORY, YOUR DAUGHTER. 422 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,701 "MALLORY, MY DAUGHTER"... 423 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,768 YES. 424 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,237 HAS ASKED YOU... YES. 425 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,906 TO GO TO THE OPERA, USING THE TICKETS 426 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,208 THAT USED TO BELONG TO ME AND MALLORY'S MOTHER... 427 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,576 YES. THE WOMAN WHO USED TO BE MY WIFE? 428 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,078 SHE'S MADE IT VERY CLEAR 429 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,146 WE WON'T BE DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT 430 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,547 YOU'D HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. 431 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,017 LIKE WHAT? WHY DON'T WE STAY AWAY FROM THAT? 432 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:10,951 BEST THAT WE DO. 433 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,185 SO... I'M FINE, SAM. 434 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,021 YOU'RE FINE? YOU'RE SURE? YEP. 435 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,256 JENNY AND I AREN'T USING THEM-- SOMEBODY SHOULD. 436 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,524 THANK YOU, LEO. 437 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,458 GO BACK TO WORK, SAM. 438 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,626 YEAH. 439 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,832 I'M FINE. 440 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,201 Hoynes: WITH NITROGEN AND HYDROGEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- 441 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,669 NITROGEN AND HYDROGEN. 442 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,772 NOW, DICK BRENNER SAYS WE SEND A SATURN V ROCKET 443 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,607 WITH A LIQUID- HYDROGEN PAYLOAD 444 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,045 AND WE CAN PUT A MAN ON MARS FOR $25 BILLION? 445 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,413 THAT'S A STEAL AT TWICE THE PRICE. 446 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,748 WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE NITROGEN 447 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,916 TO GET HIM BACK? 448 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,217 WELL, MARS IS MADE OUT OF NITROGEN 449 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,318 SO THE FIRST THING WE'LL DO IS 450 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,419 BUILD OURSELVES A GAS STATION. 451 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,287 ( chuckling ) 452 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,821 SIR? YEAH, WE'RE DONE HERE. 453 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,991 MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO TAKE AN EARTH-SCIENCE COURSE AGAIN. 454 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,160 THANK YOU ALL. 455 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,262 SIR... C.J. CREGG ASKED FOR A MINUTE. YEAH? 456 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,829 YEAH, I COULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING. 457 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,465 C.J.: MR. VICE PRESIDENT... 458 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,800 YEAH, WHOEVER DANNY HAS BEEN TALKING TO, IT WASN'T ME, C.J. 459 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,436 I WANT TO KEEP IT FROM BECOMING A STORY. IT'S NOT A STORY. 460 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,138 AND I'D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY, SIR. 461 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,273 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 462 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,907 WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CABINET MEETING 463 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,309 AND HOW DID DANNY FIND OUT ABOUT IT? 464 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,944 NOTHING HAPPENED AT THE CABINET MEETING 465 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,713 AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW DANNY FOUND OUT ABOUT IT. 466 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,448 MOREOVER, THE IMPLICATION 467 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,051 THAT I LEAKED PRIVILEGED INFORMATION IS 468 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,752 AS STUPID AS IT IS INSULTING 469 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,354 AND I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU 470 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,291 THAT WHATEVER REGARD YOU MAY HOLD FOR ME PERSONALLY 471 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,660 YOU ARE ADDRESSING THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT. 472 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:28,661 YES, SIR. 473 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,662 ANYTHING ELSE? 474 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,364 NO, SIR. 475 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,299 GOOD. 476 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,366 LET'S GO. 477 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,040 LET'S GO. 478 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,042 WHAT'S UP? 479 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,076 BANKING BILL'S GOING TO PASS THE HOUSE. 480 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,277 LET'S PREPARE A STATEMENT. 481 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,712 CRANE SURE? SAID IT WAS IN THE BAG. 482 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,180 HOW WAS LUNCH? IN THE BAG. 483 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,315 NO, TOBY, IT'S NOT. 484 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,017 I JUST GOT DONE WITH CRANE. 485 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,651 WELL, CRANE'S TWO HOURS BEHIND. 486 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:52,685 OH, DON'T TELL ME. 487 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,553 WHAT'D HE ATTACH? 488 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,354 A LAND-USE RIDER. 489 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,323 WHO? BRODERICK AND EATON. 490 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,757 BRODERICK AND EATON? YEP. 491 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:58,791 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 492 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,093 BIG SKY FEDERAL RESERVE, SAM. 493 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,295 THEY WANT TO STRIP-MINE THE LENGTH AND BREADTH 494 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,863 OF MONTANA. 495 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,098 WE DON'T CARE. 496 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:05,999 WE DO CARE. 497 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,034 NOT TODAY. SAM... 498 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,935 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU OUTDOORSY? 499 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,604 THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT-- IT'S RETRIBUTION. 500 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,440 YEAH, NO KIDDING. 501 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,941 ( sighs ) 502 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,377 WE NEED TO SEE THE PRESIDENT. 503 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,847 YEAH, WE NEED TO SEE THE PRESIDENT. 504 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,516 BRODERICK AND EATON? 505 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,551 YEP. 506 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,890 C.J.: I AM RELUCTANT TO CHARACTERIZE IT 507 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:31,891 OTHER THAN TO SAY 508 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,426 THE PRESIDENT WAS INTERESTED 509 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,562 IN WHAT THE PRACTICALEFFECTS OF THE POLICY WOULD BE. 510 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,997 BUT IN ALL, YOU'D SAY THE WHITE HOUSE IS OPTIMISTIC 511 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,666 ABOUT THE CHANCES OF PASSAGE THROUGH THE HOUSE 512 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,400 OF THE BANKING BILL? 513 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,068 VERY OPTIMISTIC. 514 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,302 YOU'RE NOT CONCERNED 515 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,970 ABOUT THE ATTACHMENT OF THE LAND-USE RIDER? 516 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,205 I'M SORRY? 517 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,573 I SAY THE WHITE HOUSE ISN'T CONCERNED 518 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,676 ABOUT THE ATTACHMENT OF THE LAND-USE RIDER? 519 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,910 THAT'S BEING WORKED OUT 520 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,046 AND I CAN GO INTO MORE DETAIL LATER. 521 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,647 COULD YOU GO INTO MORE DETAIL NOW? 522 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,150 I COULD, BUT YOU'D HAVE NO REASON TO TALK TO ME LATER. 523 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,618 C.J.... LATER THIS AFTERNOON. 524 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,387 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 525 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,155 ( sighs ) 526 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,193 BONNIE, FIND TOBY FOR ME, WOULD YOU? SURE. 527 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,727 LAND-USE RIDER WAS A BIT OF A SHOCK, HUH? 528 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,729 DANNY, DO YOU SEE THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA? 529 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,164 THERE ARE SIGNS POSTED. 530 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,133 WHERE? THERE ARE USUALLY SIGNS POSTED. 531 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,767 HEY, YOU GUYS DON'T MIND ME BACK HERE, DO YOU? 532 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,269 SEE? DANNY... 533 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,105 LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE TOOK YOUR LEGS OUT FROM UNDER YOU. 534 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,772 SPEAKING OF LEGS... FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE WRONG. 535 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,940 SECOND OF ALL, SHUT UP. 536 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,342 THIRD, I WENT TO HOYNES WITH YOUR THING 537 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,344 AND HE SAID HE WASN'T THE ONE WHO TALKED TO YOU 538 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,713 AND I BELIEVE HIM, AND HE'S REALLY PISSED AT ME AND HE'S RIGHT 539 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,981 AND, FOURTH... SHUT UP AGAIN. 540 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,217 IT WASN'T HOYNES WHO TALKED TO ME. 541 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,552 YES, WELL, I KNOW THAT NOW. 542 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,486 I ENJOY MOVIES. 543 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,387 I ENJOY MUSIC. 544 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,555 I'M NOT WILD ABOUT ICE SKATING 545 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,989 BUT, WHAT THE HELL, I'LL DO IT. 546 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,691 SAY, "GOOD-BYE," TO DANNY, EVERYBODY. 547 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,826 BYE, DANNY. 548 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,927 DAY'S WORK FOR A DAY'S PAY. 549 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:41,894 TOBY'S IN HIS OFFICE. 550 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,029 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 551 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,231 SHOULD I TELL HIM YOU'RE COMING? 552 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,833 NO, I'D LIKE TO KEEP THIS A SURPRISE. 553 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,034 NEVER MIND, CATHY. 554 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,035 BIG SKY FEDERAL RESERVE. 555 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,036 IN MONTANA? 556 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:50,837 YES, SIR. 557 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,038 WHAT HAPPENED? 558 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,906 EATON AND BRODERICK GOT A LAND-USE RIDER 559 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,208 INTO THE CONFERENCE REPORT. 560 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:55,908 "EATON AND BRODERICK"? 561 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,210 YES, SIR. 562 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,546 EATON AND BRODERICK ATTACHED A LAND-USE RIDER? 563 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,214 YOU'RE SURPRISED EATON AND BRODERICK 564 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,049 HAVE TAKEN AN INTEREST IN STRIP MINING? 565 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,484 I'M SURPRISED EATON AND BRODERICK 566 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,052 HAVE TAKEN AN INTEREST IN ANYTHING. 567 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,053 IT'S RETALIATORY, SIR. 568 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:07,787 FOR WHAT? 569 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,055 THE CAMPAIGN. 570 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,857 WHAT DID I DO TO THEM DURING THE CAMPAIGN? 571 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,058 YOU WON, SIR. 572 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,760 THEY WANT TO STRIP- MINE BIG SKY? 573 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,328 MR. PRESIDENT... SWALLOW IT. YEAH? 574 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,696 I KNEW YOU'D TO SAY THAT. 575 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,365 IT'S THE RIGHT THING. NO, IT'S NOT. 576 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,899 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, WE TAKE... 577 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:20,933 President: EXCUSE ME, FELLAS. 578 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,034 OVER HERE, PLEASE. 579 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,436 IT'S A BANKING REFORM BILL. 580 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,871 THAT'S THE BALL GAME. 581 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,706 LET'S NOT GET INTO AN INTRAMURAL SPITBALL CONTEST 582 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,007 OVER A COUPLE OF ROCKS 583 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,577 THAT ARE UNINHABITABLE EIGHT MONTHS OF THE YEAR ANYWAY. 584 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,978 THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD-LOOKING ROCKS. 585 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,346 Josh: WHAT SAM MEANT TO SAY WAS 586 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,682 THAT WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT THE ENVIRONMENTAL LOBBY. 587 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,050 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY, JOSH. 588 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,552 I BELIEVE WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS 589 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,388 IT'LL SAVE REAL PEOPLE REAL MONEY. 590 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,189 TOUGH. 591 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,023 WHAT DO YOU DO, JOSH? 592 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:44,957 VETO IT. IT'S OUR BILL. 593 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:45,825 VETO IT, ANYWAY. 594 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,093 HE'S RIGHT. WHY? 595 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,928 SEND A SIGNAL TO THE BANKING COMMITTEE 596 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,530 THAT WE WILL NOT BE HELD HOSTAGE. 597 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,499 YES, MR. PRESIDENT, TELL THEM INSTEAD 598 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,435 WE'D MUCH RATHER BE HELD HOSTAGE BY WILDLIFE ACTIVISTS 599 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,704 'CAUSE THAT'S A POSITION THAT ALWAYS WORKS WELL FOR US 600 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,406 AND I THINK IT'S PARTICULARLY IMPORTANT 601 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,941 IN THE NEXT ELECTION WE MAKE SURE WE CARRY MONTANA 602 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,042 AND ITS THREE ELECTORAL VOTES. 603 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,211 Josh: I KNEW THE DAY WOULD COME 604 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,413 WHEN SAM WOULD SELL OFF ENTIRE STATES. 605 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,448 I WAS HOPING HE'D START WITH DELAWARE. 606 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,016 TOBY? GIVE ME A FEW HOURS, SIR. 607 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,518 LET ME SPEAK TO SOME PEOPLE. 608 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,952 President: LEO? YEAH. 609 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,887 I DON'T LIKE THESE PEOPLE, TOBY. 610 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,088 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE. 611 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,089 YES, SIR. 612 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,591 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S NEXT? 613 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,007 HEY. 614 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,008 HEY... NO, DON'T GET UP. 615 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,076 OH, I'M JUST... 616 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,245 NO, IT'S FINE, PLEASE. 617 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,712 DID YOU NEED SOMETHING? 618 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,148 NAH, I JUST CAME IN TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 619 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,516 NO APPOINTMENTS? 620 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,252 NAH, YOU KNOW, WE HAD MOST OF THE NIGHT BLOCKED 621 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,487 FOR THAT THING, AND IT GOT CANCELED, SO... 622 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,521 TAKE THE NIGHT OFF. NAH. 623 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,889 YOU SHOULD TAKE THE NIGHT OFF. 624 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,891 I STILL GOT 400 PAGES OF NONSENSE TO READ. 625 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,326 LEAVE IT TILL TOMORROW. 626 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,362 I DON'T LIKE RATTLING AROUND IN THAT PLACE 627 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,896 WITH NO ONE BUT THE BUTLERS. 628 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,966 CALL ABBEY, GET IN BED AND TURN ON THE FOOTBALL GAME. 629 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,301 MAYBE LATER. 630 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,636 OKAY. 631 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,641 YOU HAD BREAKFAST WITH MAL? 632 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,976 YEP. 633 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,878 HOW'S SHE DOING? 634 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:12,812 SHE'S PISSED AT ME. 635 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:13,746 WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? 636 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,981 I KNOW. YOU IGNORED HER MOTHER. 637 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,316 OH, COME ON, I DIDN'T... 638 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,017 NO, I'M SAYING THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE 639 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,018 TO HER, RIGHT NOW. 640 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,253 BUT SHE SEES WHAT THE JOB IS. 641 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,821 NO, SHE DOESN'T SEE WHAT THE JOB IS 642 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,823 AND ANYONE WOULD HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT 643 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,025 AND EVEN IF THEY SAW IT, AND EVEN IF THEY BELIEVED IT 644 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,627 WHAT WOULD IT MATTER? 645 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,230 SHE'S HER MOTHER'S DAUGHTER AND YOU MADE HER MOTHER CRY. 646 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,333 YOU REALLY THREW SOME SUNSHINE DOWN ON THAT ONE. 647 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,368 THANK YOU, SIR. 648 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,739 WELL, I'M RIGHT NEXT DOOR ALL NIGHT. 649 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,975 ME, TOO. 650 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,311 OKAY. 651 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,788 ( typing ) 652 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:56,956 JOSH? YEAH. 653 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,325 MANDY WANTS TO SEE YOU. 654 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,826 CAN YOU TELL HER I'M NOT IN? 655 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,693 NO. I THINK THE SHIP'S 656 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,498 PRETTY MUCH SAILED ON THAT ONE. 657 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,835 HOW YOU DOING? 658 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,771 LET ME SAY THIS-- 659 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,406 IT'S A GOOD BILL. 660 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,407 THE BANKING BILL? 661 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,542 YES. IT IS A GOOD BILL. 662 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,176 WHAT'S MORE, IT WORKS FOR US. 663 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,244 YES, IT DOES. 664 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,712 NO MORE 24% CREDIT CARD INTEREST. 665 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,482 MORE SAVINGS FOR THE AVERAGE PEOPLE THAN A TAX CUT. 666 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,883 NO UNJUSTIFIED HOLDS ON DEPOSITS. 667 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,986 THESE ARE ALL PHRASES I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH. 668 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,521 I HAVE NO ARGUMENT WITH THAT 669 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,391 BUT WHEN THEY ATTACH A RIDER THAT SAYS THEY CAN STRIP-MINE... 670 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,426 YOU NEVER CLIMBED A TREE IN YOUR LIFE. 671 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:34,594 YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT BIG SKY. 672 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,262 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT BIG SKY. 673 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,931 I DO GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HANGING A SIGN OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE 674 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,067 THAT SAYS, "HEY, REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS 675 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,570 "FEEL FREE TO SLAP US AROUND ANYTIME YOU WANT TO 676 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,804 JUST TO SHOW US THAT YOU CAN." 677 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,305 YOU DON'T LIKE BRODERICK AND EATON. 678 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,974 I DON'T LIKE BRODERICK AND EATON 679 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,376 BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 680 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,478 I THINK IT'S MORE THE POINT THAN YOU THINK. 681 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,512 HOW? WHEN YOU'RE COMPETITIVE 682 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,846 WHEN YOU'RE COMBATIVE 683 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,616 YOU JUICE UP THE PRESIDENT, AND YOU KNOW IT. 684 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,720 WELL, I'LL, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. 685 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:01,320 NO, YOU WON'T. 686 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:02,154 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 687 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,824 BECAUSE YOU NEVER DO. 688 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,158 SIR? YEAH. 689 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,728 GOT TO RUN. 690 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,733 I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU. 691 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,038 OH. THANKS, LIZ. 692 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:22,875 EXCUSE ME 693 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:23,876 MR. McGARRY? 694 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,144 CHARLIE, CALL ME "LEO," WOULD YOU? 695 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:25,978 I'LL TRY, SIR. 696 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:26,813 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 697 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:27,614 I'VE GOT A MESSAGE 698 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,348 FROM NANCY BECKER'S OFFICE. 699 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,150 TOMORROW'S THE DEPUTY TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY'S 700 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:34,220 50th BIRTHDAY-- THE PRESIDENT USUALLY LIKES TO SEND A LETTER. 701 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,656 YEAH. TELL SOMEONE IN THE COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE. 702 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,025 THEY'LL GIVE IT TO ONE OF THE STAFFERS. 703 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,026 YES, SIR. 704 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,694 WAIT. 705 00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,831 NANCY BECKER NEEDS IT TONIGHT? 706 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:45,832 YES, SIR. 707 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,468 GIVE IT TO SAM. 708 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:49,702 YES, SIR. 709 00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:56,776 SAM? LISTEN... CHARLIE! 710 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:57,910 HOW DO I LOOK? YOU LOOK GOOD. 711 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,512 I WENT TO THE GYM, I RODE THE BIKE 712 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:00,980 TOOK A SHOWER AND SHAVED. 713 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,349 MR. McGARRY WANTS... EVEN GOT MY SHOES SHINED, TOO. 714 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,717 YOU KNOW WHY? SAM... 715 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,553 I'M GOING TO THE BEIJING OPERA TONIGHT-- 716 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,320 WHICH, I IMAGINE, WILL BE EXCRUCIATING 717 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,322 BUT I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND DO IT ANYWAY. 718 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,624 SAM, TOMORROW'S THE ASSISTANT 719 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,825 TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY'S 720 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,594 50th BIRTHDAY, AND LEO WANTS YOU 721 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,362 TO WRITE A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT. 722 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,997 HE WANTS ME? YEAH. 723 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,331 HE WANTS ME TO WRITE 724 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,800 A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE FOR THE PRESIDENT? 725 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,401 NANCY BECKER NEEDS IT TONIGHT. 726 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:23,970 ARE YOU SURE HE DOESN'T WANT SOMEONE WHO 727 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:27,206 YOU KNOW, ISN'T STAGGERINGLY OVERQUALIFIED FOR THE JOB? 728 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:28,875 HE SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR YOU. 729 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:30,142 WHAT TIME IS IT? 730 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,410 TEN AFTER 7:00. 731 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,245 UH, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY? 732 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,814 UH, WRITE A TWO-PAGE MEMO 733 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,984 ON THE PERSONAL HISTORY AND PROFESSIONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS 734 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,352 OF THE ASSISTANT SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION. 735 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,589 I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. 736 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,964 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 737 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,199 YES. 738 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,001 WHAT WAS THE LAST THING I SAID? 739 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,403 THE LAST THING YOU SAID WAS "ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?" 740 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,370 TOBY! 741 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,839 I AM NOT THE ONE TO TALK TO 742 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,541 ABOUT THE BANKING BILL ANYMORE. 743 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:02,975 I HAVE HATRED IN MY HEART. 744 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,110 TOWARD WHOM? 745 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:07,213 GO AHEAD AND PICK THEM. TODAY, BRUCE CRANE. 746 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:07,980 EXCUSE ME. 747 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:08,981 HEY. 748 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,082 WHAT'S GOING ON? 749 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,183 WOULD YOU TELL HIM 750 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:12,652 THAT SIGNING THE BILL 751 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,054 AND THUS SWALLOWING THE BITTER PILL OF STRIP MINING 752 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,657 WOULD NOT FORECLOSE A P.R. APPROACH THAT WOULD TRUMPET 753 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,892 BANKING REFORMS WHILE AT THE SAME TIME 754 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,862 EXCORIATING THE SPECIAL INTEREST STRIP-MINING SCAM 755 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:26,198 WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS WHAT I'M HAPPY TO CALL IT. 756 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:27,233 TELL HIM THAT. 757 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,234 TOBY... 758 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,670 MM-HMM. MANDY WANTS YOU 759 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,572 TO RECOMMEND TO THE PRESIDENT 760 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:33,740 THAT WE DO IT HER WAY. 761 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,007 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID? 762 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,643 NO, BUT SHE SEEMED PRETTY CONFIDENT. 763 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:39,145 I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO JOSH AGAIN. 764 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,580 TALK TO ANYONE YOU WANT 765 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,582 BUT IN THIS PARTICULAR ROOM I NEED TO WORK. 766 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:43,816 THANK YOU. 767 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,218 MANDY... 768 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,453 YOU PEOPLE ARE SO WILLING 769 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,455 TO CUT YOUR NOSES OFF TO SPITE YOUR FACES. 770 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,157 YEAH. I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 771 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,693 WHAT? YOU KNOW DANNY CONCANON PRETTY WELL, DON'T YOU? 772 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,361 YEAH. HE'S SNIFFING AROUND A STORY 773 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:56,495 ABOUT THE PRESIDENT AND HOYNES 774 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:57,930 AT THE CABINET MEETING THIS MORNING. 775 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,767 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, BUT I WANT HIM TO BACK OFF. 776 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,101 MAKE HIM A TRADE. YEAH? 777 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,336 GIVE HIM A HALF HOUR WITH THE PRESIDENT. 778 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:05,572 THANKS. 779 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,574 NOW, WILL YOU HELP ME WITH JOSH AND TOBY? 780 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,075 THE PRESIDENT'S BEEN MESSED WITH. 781 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:10,176 HE BEAT THE BANKING LOBBY. 782 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:11,678 BRODERICK AND EATON CAME BACK AT THE 11th HOUR 783 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,179 AND GAVE HIM A CHEAP CLIP IN THE KNEES. 784 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:16,549 THIS IS THE KIND OF THING JOSH AND TOBY GET GEARED UP FOR. 785 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:17,750 YOU WON'T TALK THEM DOWN. 786 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,385 YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS, DO YOU KNOW THAT? 787 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,721 IN OUR OWN DEFENSE, WE ACTUALLY DO KNOW THAT. 788 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,323 WELL, THIS IS FINE. 789 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,457 EXCELLENT. 790 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,659 THEY HAD YOU WRITE THIS? 791 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:27,994 YES, SIR. 792 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,461 YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE OVERQUALIFIED 793 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,697 FOR A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE? 794 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:32,098 I WAS HAPPY TO DO IT, SIR. 795 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,600 REALLY? OF COURSE. 796 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,167 I APPRECIATE IT, SAM. NO PROBLEM. 797 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,703 LISTEN... YES, SIR. 798 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:39,271 I MEAN, AS LONG AS YOU'RE ON IT, AND YOU DON'T MIND 799 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:41,273 WHY DON'T WE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR BEING ON IT 800 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,976 AND, YOU KNOW, REALLY DO A JOB. 801 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:44,777 "DO A JOB"? 802 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,545 IT'S HIS 50th BIRTHDAY. 803 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,214 LET'S GIVE IT THE SAM SEABORN QUILL. 804 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,348 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 805 00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:51,117 OF COURSE, I'D BE HONORED, SIR. 806 00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:52,318 GOOD. TAKE YOUR TIME. 807 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,721 BRING ME BACK THE NEXT DRAFT WHEN IT'S READY. 808 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,355 REALLY APPRECIATE IT, SAM. 809 00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:58,090 MY PLEASURE, MR. PRESIDENT. 810 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,293 DID YOU GET A SHOESHINE, SAM? 811 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,595 YES. I DID. 812 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,764 HEY, SAM. 813 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,199 HELLO! 814 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,668 ARE YOU READY TO GO? 815 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,169 I'D LIKE TO SAY FIRST 816 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,739 THAT YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT, MALLORY. 817 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,040 THANK YOU, SAM. 818 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:15,007 I MEAN IT. 819 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,143 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SECOND? 820 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:19,812 CAN WE TALK IN MY OFFICE FOR A MINUTE? 821 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,590 HELLO. HELLO. 822 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,626 MAY I DISCUSS YOUR STORY FOR A MOMENT? 823 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,061 CABINET MEETING? 824 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:35,995 YEAH. SURE. 825 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:36,996 I REALLY HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING 826 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,765 ONE OF THE CABINET OFFICERS... 827 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:42,068 CABINET OFFICERS WEREN'T THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE ROOM. 828 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,305 I'M GOING TO FIRE HER. WHO? 829 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:47,339 YOU KNOW WHO. DON'T FIRE HER. 830 00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:48,607 WHY NOT? IT'S NOT NICE. 831 00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:50,342 THE PRESIDENT WOULD APPRECIATE IT 832 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:52,011 IF YOU DIDN'T PURSUE THIS STORY 833 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,513 AND TO SHOW HIS GRATITUDE HE CAN GIVE YOU 30 MINUTES 834 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:57,684 ON ANY SUBJECT OR SUBJECTS YOU LIKE. 835 00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:01,387 WELL, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 836 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:02,689 BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH. 837 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:03,422 WHAT ELSE? 838 00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:04,323 I'D LIKE YOU 839 00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:05,424 TO SING A SONG FOR ME. 840 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:06,859 DANNY... A LITTLE SONG. 841 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,494 WILL YOU TAKE IT? 842 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,195 YES. 843 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:11,363 THANK YOU. 844 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:11,998 C.J.? 845 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:12,899 YEAH? 846 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,066 ANYBODY GETS FIRED OVER THIS 847 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,136 I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT WHY. 848 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,305 UNDERSTOOD. 849 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:24,610 Mallory: THE ASSISTANT SECRETARY 850 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:27,046 OF TRANSPORTATION? YES. 851 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:29,348 DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS? 852 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:30,850 SURE. DURING THE CAMPAIGN 853 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,118 YOU CRAFTED A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE PRESIDENT'S 854 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:34,220 STUMP SPEECH, DID YOU NOT? YES. 855 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,255 THE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH AT THE CONVENTION. YES. 856 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,023 THE INAUGURAL. YES. 857 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,357 STATE OF THE UNION. YES. 858 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:40,492 AND NOW THE PRESIDENT'S ASKING YOU TO WRITE 859 00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:42,094 A BIRTHDAY CARD? 860 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,362 BIRTHDAY MESSAGE. 861 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,565 FOR THE... SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION. 862 00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:49,035 ACTUALLY, IT'S THE ASSISTANT SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION. 863 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,370 OH, THE ASSISTANT SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION. 864 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:52,805 YES, ONE OF THEM. 865 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:55,474 SAM, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO WITH ME 866 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,608 YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID SO 867 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,377 AND IF YOU STARTED TO CHICKEN OUT 868 00:27:58,444 --> 00:27:59,478 YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME. 869 00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:00,446 I DIDN'T CHICKEN OUT. 870 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,781 I'M ALL DRESSED UP, SAM. 871 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,315 MY SHOES ARE SHINED. SHUT UP. 872 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,251 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT CAME UP, MALLORY. 873 00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:06,552 IT'S HIS 50th BIRTHDAY. 874 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:07,854 THEY COULDN'T HAVE SEEN THIS COMING 875 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,956 FOR, LIKE, THE LAST 50 YEARS? FAIR POINT. 876 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,490 I'M GOING HOME. DON'T GO HOME. STAY HERE. 877 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:12,691 GIVE ME A HALF HOUR, I CAN COME UP 878 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:15,627 WITH A NEW DRAFT. A NEW DRAFT? 879 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,796 YES. YOU'VE ALREADY 880 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:17,930 DONE A DRAFT? YES. 881 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,631 YOU NEED TO DO MORE THAN ONE DRAFT 882 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,000 ON A BIRTHDAY CARD? 883 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,835 BIRTHDAY MESSAGE, MALLORY. 884 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,203 SAM. HALF HOUR. 885 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,038 WE'LL GET THERE BY INTERMISSION. 886 00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,740 THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF DEATH AND SHRIEKING 887 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:30,009 IN THE SECOND ACT. 888 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,044 GO. 889 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,014 YOU LOOK FANTAS... 890 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,783 GO! 891 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:53,933 TOBY? 892 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,967 YES. 893 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:57,103 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 894 00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,170 WHAT? 895 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,372 I THINK IT WASN'T BRODERICK AND EATON. 896 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:03,109 I JUST, I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE THE MUSCLE. 897 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:03,910 YEAH. 898 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,411 I THINK IT WAS CRANE. 899 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:06,612 YEAH. 900 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:09,115 HONEST TO GOD, I THINK IT WAS CRANE. 901 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:09,916 YEAH. 902 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:11,017 YOUR FRIEND CRANE. 903 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,151 YEAH. 904 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,586 THE GUY WHO TOLD YOU THAT IT WAS GOING 905 00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:16,488 TO GO THROUGH, NO PROBLEM. 906 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:17,556 YEAH. 907 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:18,457 YOU'RE NOT BOTHERED BY THIS? 908 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:19,992 I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 909 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,560 I'D SAY WE'VE REACHED THE END OF THE LINE 910 00:29:21,627 --> 00:29:23,562 AND I'M REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN HOW WE GOT THERE 911 00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:24,230 AND I'M READY 912 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,132 TO MOVE ON. 913 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:26,933 HOW? 914 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,234 SAM'S RIGHT. NO. 915 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,169 LET'S TELL HIM TO SIGN IT. NOT YET. 916 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:31,703 ROUND'S OVER, JOSH. WE DID FINE. 917 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,172 WE GOT SCREWED, TOBY. 918 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:34,273 NOT SO BAD. 919 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:37,709 YEAH, BUT... BUT CRANE AND BRODERICK AND EATON? 920 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,145 IT WAS THEIR TURN. 921 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,279 I'M STILL WORKING ON THIS. 922 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:41,180 WELL, THE PRESIDENT'S 923 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:42,548 GOING TO NEED TO HEAR SOMETHING. 924 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,850 I GOT A FEW HOURS. 925 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:46,152 SUIT YOURSELF. 926 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,020 GOOD EVENING, C.J. 927 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:49,088 GOOD EVENING, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 928 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,957 IS HE FREE FOR A MOMENT? 929 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,191 HE'S CATCHING UP ON SOME READING. 930 00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:53,792 I CAN COME BACK. GO ON IN. 931 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,895 I THINK HE'S LOOKING FOR COMPANY. THANKS. 932 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,629 ( knock at door ) 933 00:29:57,696 --> 00:29:59,031 HEY, C.J. 934 00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:00,532 GOOD EVENING, MR. PRESIDENT. 935 00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:01,868 AM I DISTURBING YOU? 936 00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,302 NO, NO. SIT DOWN. 937 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:05,671 WHAT'S GOING ON? 938 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:07,073 WHEN ARE JOSH AND TOBY 939 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,975 GOING TO COME UP WITH A SOLUTION, HUH? 940 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,509 FOR THE LAND USE RIDER? 941 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,710 I WANT THE BANKING DEAL 942 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:13,913 AND I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IN. 943 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,281 A CLASSIC CONUNDRUM. YES. 944 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:16,715 SPEAKING OF CLASSIC CONUNDRUMS... 945 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,150 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR 946 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:19,318 ABOUT HOYNES AND THE CABINET MEETING. 947 00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:20,352 MR. PRESIDENT... 948 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:23,155 IS DANNY GOING TO MAKE IT A THING? NO. 949 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,723 WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM? 950 00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:25,524 A HALF-HOUR SIT-DOWN 951 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:28,827 ON THE RECORD. 952 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,097 SOLD. 953 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:31,797 SIR? 954 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:33,165 YES. 955 00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,967 THE VICE PRESIDENT WASN'T THE ONE WHO TALKED. 956 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:35,801 SURE, HE WAS. 957 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:36,969 I DON'T THINK SO. 958 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,170 YOU'RE WRONG. I'M PRETTY SURE 959 00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:42,808 IT WAS THE WOMAN TAKING MINUTES. 960 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,210 MILDRED? 961 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,411 YEAH. 962 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,482 LET'S DROP IT. 963 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:52,518 YES, SIR. 964 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:53,585 ANYTHING ELSE? 965 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:54,586 NO, SIR. 966 00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,188 OKAY. GET OUT OF HERE. 967 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:58,190 THANK YOU. 968 00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,761 OKAY. 969 00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:05,431 ( sighing ) 970 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,634 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 971 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:10,869 WOULD YOU COME ON? 972 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:11,971 WHAT ARE YOU, RALPH KRAMDEN? 973 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:12,871 I'M NOT UNDER ENOUGH PRESSURE? 974 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,306 IT'S A BIRTHDAY CARD. 975 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:15,942 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A CUPCAKE RECIPE. 976 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,076 I WAS ASKED TO DO IT BY THE PRESIDENT 977 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:19,845 OF THE UNITED STATES. 978 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,280 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 979 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:22,881 I SAID I WAS ASKED TO DO IT BY... 980 00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:23,882 NO. YOU WEREN'T. 981 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:25,284 SAM, DID YOU BY ANY CHANCE 982 00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:26,585 TELL MY FATHER THAT YOU AND I 983 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,387 WERE GOING OUT TONIGHT? 984 00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:29,455 YES. YES, I DID. 985 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,259 EXCUSE ME. 986 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:34,893 YEAH. 987 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:37,930 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 988 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:43,169 NOPE. 989 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,836 ...FINDINGS, WHICH, BY THE WAY 990 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,372 DID NOTHING TO SUPPORT OUR POSITION IN LIGHT 991 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:49,208 OF THE FINANCE COMMITTEE'S SPECULATION, NEED TO BE 992 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,077 REFERRED TO BACK TO THE O.M.B. 993 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:51,843 YOURS, VERY UNHAPPILY-- 994 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,480 COPY THAT TO JOSH. 995 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:55,982 WHAT'S THE PRESIDENT GOING TO DO ABOUT BIG SKY? 996 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:57,749 WHEN HE TELLS ME, I'LL TELL YOU. 997 00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:59,151 WHAT'S NEXT? 998 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:03,289 EXCUSE ME, MARGARET. 999 00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:03,789 HELLO. 1000 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,024 HEY, BABY. 1001 00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:07,026 DON'T "HEY, BABY" ME, YOU ADDLE-MINDED 1002 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,794 MACHIAVELLIAN JERK. 1003 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,062 SHOULD I STEP OUT? 1004 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:11,530 SOUNDS LIKE IT. 1005 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,233 YOU GAVE HIM THAT IDIOT ASSIGNMENT ON PURPOSE. 1006 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,234 YES. 1007 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:16,035 WHY? 1008 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,136 'CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT. 1009 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:19,271 DAD. YOU KNOW WHAT, MAL? 1010 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:21,974 YOUR MOM'S GOT A GENUINE BEEF. 1011 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,542 I WIDOWED HER THE DAY I TOOK OVER THE CAMPAIGN 1012 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,245 BUT I DON'T THINK I'VE DONE ANYTHING TO YOU. 1013 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,815 WORKING IN THE WHITE HOUSE DOESN'T ALLOW ANY FLEXIBILITY 1014 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:32,484 IN SO FAR AS LEISURE TIME 1015 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:34,186 AS YOU'VE DISCOVERED THIS EVENING. 1016 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:35,821 I'M DONE BEING BLAMED BY YOU FOR THIS. 1017 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:38,157 SO YOU MAKE SAM WRITE A BIRTHDAY CARD? 1018 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,726 A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE. 1019 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,061 WHY? 1020 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:42,995 JUST MY SENSE OF HUMOR. 1021 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:43,996 HEY, MAL. 1022 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:45,697 GOOD EVENING, MR. PRESIDENT. 1023 00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,099 MARGARET? 1024 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:49,601 HEY, YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP. 1025 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:50,602 YES, I AM. 1026 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,537 YES, SIR. 1027 00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,172 President: YES. COULD YOU BRING ME 1028 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:55,007 THE CHIEF OF STAFF'S SCHEDULE FOR TODAY, PLEASE? 1029 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:55,907 YES, SIR. 1030 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,009 THANK YOU. 1031 00:32:57,076 --> 00:33:01,980 YOU LOOK A LITTLE GLUM, MALLORY. 1032 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:03,382 DID YOU HAVE PLANS 1033 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:05,617 TO GO OUT THIS EVENING WITH SOMEONE WHO HAD TO CANCEL 1034 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,653 DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND THEIR CONTROL 1035 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:08,587 BECAUSE THEY HAD MADE 1036 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:09,521 A COMMITMENT TO A COMMON 1037 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:10,889 AND HIGHER PURPOSE? 1038 00:33:10,956 --> 00:33:14,293 YOU'RE A COCONSPIRATOR ON THIS. 1039 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,027 OH. 1040 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:15,827 THANK YOU, MARGARET. 1041 00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:17,096 THESE ARE JUST SOME 1042 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:18,597 OF THE THINGS YOUR FATHER DID TODAY. 1043 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,299 HE MET WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE CIA 1044 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:23,102 AND RECEIVED AN INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING 1045 00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:24,503 REGARDING STORES OF PLUTONIUM 1046 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:26,572 IN A COUNTRY WHICH, SHALL WE JUST SAY 1047 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,707 IS NOT ON OUR CHRISTMAS CARD LIST. 1048 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:31,943 HE BROKERED A COMPROMISE AMONG SENATE DEMOCRATS 1049 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,612 FOR FUNDING OF SOMETHING FAIRLY TRIVIAL 1050 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,081 BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER QUITE WHAT THIS WAS. 1051 00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:36,048 OH, YES, OF COURSE. 1052 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:37,516 THE U.S. ARMY. YES. 1053 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,951 HE MET WITH MY CHIEF COUNSEL TO DISCUSS THE NEWS 1054 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,389 THAT IT'S POSSIBLE I'VE BROKEN SEVERAL FEDERAL LAWS IN THE WEEK 1055 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,557 AND MAY HAVE TO SERVE FROM ONE TO THREE YEARS IN PRISON 1056 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:47,426 AFTER RESIGNING MY OFFICE IN DISGRACE. 1057 00:33:47,493 --> 00:33:48,827 HOW'D THAT GO, BY THE WAY? 1058 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:49,661 WE'RE FINE. 1059 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,662 COOL. 1060 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:52,731 UH, HE RECEIVED A SECURITY BRIEFING 1061 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:53,999 A CENTRAL AMERICAN BRIEFING 1062 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,934 AND WROTE A POSITION PAPER. 1063 00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:57,203 AND HE'S BEEN COUNSELING ME 1064 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,504 THROUGHOUT THE DAY 1065 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,139 ON A BAD DECISION I HAVE TO MAKE. 1066 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:03,242 OH, AND BY THE WAY, THIS WAS A VERY LIGHT DAY. 1067 00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:07,679 DUE RESPECT, MR. PRESIDENT, WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 1068 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:10,982 UH, THAT'S A PERFECTLY FAIR QUESTION. 1069 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,184 YOU KNOW WHAT, SIR? 1070 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:12,951 I CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE. 1071 00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:13,585 OKAY. 1072 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:14,320 THANK YOU. 1073 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,121 I'M RIGHT NEXT DOOR. 1074 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,855 THANK YOU. 1075 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:20,492 OH, UH, MY POINT IS... 1076 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,061 GIVE YOUR DAD A BREAK. 1077 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:24,230 HE'S YOUR FATHER. 1078 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,998 THANK YOU, SIR. 1079 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,434 ARE YOU BLOWING ME OFF? 1080 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,835 YES, SIR. 1081 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,203 OKAY. 1082 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:36,074 I'M NOT BLAMING YOU, DAD. 1083 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:37,843 IT FEELS LIKE YOU ARE. 1084 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,311 LET ME FIX THAT. 1085 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:41,247 OKAY. LET'S SAY, YOU AND I 1086 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:42,514 WE TAKE THESE TICKETS. 1087 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,416 WE'LL GO CATCH THE SECOND ACT. 1088 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,618 IS THERE ANOTHER WAY, ANY OTHER WAY 1089 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:47,919 WE CAN FIX THIS? 1090 00:34:47,986 --> 00:34:51,022 DAD... DID YOU HEAR THE PRESIDENT TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY? 1091 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:51,923 YES. 1092 00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:54,160 AND NOW CHINESE OPERA? 1093 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:57,129 OKAY, COFFEE AND DESSERT. 1094 00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:58,130 NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 1095 00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:00,999 WE SHOULD ASK SAM. 1096 00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:02,768 YES, BY ALL MEANS, LET'S ASK SAM. 1097 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,303 BE NICE TO HIM. 1098 00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:06,272 I'LL BE GONE FOR A WHILE, MARGARET. 1099 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:07,439 OKAY. DAD... 1100 00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:08,974 I'LL BE NICE. I'LL BE NICE. 1101 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,209 LEAVE ME ALONE. 1102 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,612 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 1103 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,614 MM-HMM. 1104 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,549 MM-HMM... 1105 00:35:19,385 --> 00:35:21,720 THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS. 1106 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,256 GOOD NEWS. 1107 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:26,525 HELLO. 1108 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:27,493 HELLO, SAM. 1109 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,428 YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK FOR THE OPERA. 1110 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,930 WE WOULD FOR YOU TO COME AND JOIN US FOR COFFEE. 1111 00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:34,733 ALSO, MY FATHER HAS SOMETHING HE'D LIKE TO SAY TO YOU. 1112 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,134 DAD? 1113 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:38,704 IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? 1114 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:40,172 I BELIEVE IT IS. 1115 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,473 SAM, I GAVE YOU 1116 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,141 THE THING TO DO 'CAUSE I WAS PISSED 1117 00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:46,578 YOU WERE TAKING, YOU KNOW, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 1118 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,447 WELL SAID, DAD. 1119 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:51,116 ANYWAY, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1120 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,351 YEAH, I FIGURED. 1121 00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:54,386 SAY, DO YOU MIND IF I SKIP THE COFFEE? 1122 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:55,621 I WANT TO NAIL THIS THING. 1123 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:57,823 OH, FORGET IT. YOUR FIRST DRAFT WAS FINE. 1124 00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:58,990 I WANT TO NAIL IT, LEO. 1125 00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:00,359 SAM, THE PRESIDENT WAS IN ON IT. 1126 00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:01,793 YOUR FIRST DRAFT WAS FINE. 1127 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:02,794 YEAH, BUT STILL... 1128 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:04,230 YOU WANT TO NAIL IT. 1129 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:05,297 I DO. 1130 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,666 YOU'RE SO EXACTLY LIKE HIM. 1131 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:13,972 WELL, THAT IS THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME. 1132 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,241 THANK YOU. 1133 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:19,245 LET'S GO. 1134 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:21,547 I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. 1135 00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:24,883 ALL RIGHT. 1136 00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:27,486 HERE WE GO. 1137 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:39,631 ( knocking ) 1138 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,166 MR. PRESIDENT? 1139 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,167 YES? 1140 00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:44,670 THE VICE PRESIDENT, SIR. 1141 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,608 YEAH, OKAY. 1142 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:54,413 GOOD EVENING, SIR. 1143 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,081 HOW ARE YOU, JOHN? 1144 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,449 FINE, SIR. 1145 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:58,083 GOOD. 1146 00:36:58,149 --> 00:36:59,418 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 1147 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:00,719 WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE WE OUGHT TO STRAIGHTEN OUT 1148 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,854 THIS BUSINESS FROM THIS MORNING 1149 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,189 BEFORE IT GOT OUT OF HAND. 1150 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:05,957 C.J.'s ALREADY TALKED TO DANNY CONCANON. 1151 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,092 I THINK WE'RE FINE. 1152 00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,495 WELL, ACTUALLY, I MEANT BETWEEN US. 1153 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,531 WELL, THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY. 1154 00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:16,302 WELL... I WAS NOT CONCANON'S SOURCE. 1155 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:21,607 NOW, YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT OR NOT, BUT IT IS TRUE. 1156 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:22,608 OKAY. 1157 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:26,278 WELL. 1158 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:27,946 GOOD NIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. 1159 00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:29,815 GOOD NIGHT, JOHN. 1160 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,851 JOHN? 1161 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:35,421 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? 1162 00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:38,524 WHERE IN OUR PAST, WHAT DID I DO 1163 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,258 TO MAKE YOU TREAT ME THIS WAY? 1164 00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:42,594 JOHN... WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU 1165 00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:44,229 EXCEPT DELIVER THE SOUTH? 1166 00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,231 REALLY? YES. 1167 00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:48,600 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE ME BEG, JOHN. 1168 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,303 I WAS ASKING YOU TO BE THE VICE PRESIDENT. 1169 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:52,638 DUE RESPECT, MR. PRESIDENT. 1170 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:55,206 YOU HAD JUST KICKED MY ASS IN A PRIMARY. 1171 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,343 I'M 15 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU. 1172 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,810 I HAVE MY CAREER TO THINK OF. 1173 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:01,513 THEN DON'T STAND THERE AND ASK THE QUESTION, JOHN. 1174 00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:05,484 IT WEAKENED ME RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE. 1175 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:09,355 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE ME BEG. 1176 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:13,091 WELL... 1177 00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:17,796 I'M GLAD C.J. STRAIGHTENED THINGS OUT WITH DANNY. 1178 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:18,897 YEAH. 1179 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,868 GOOD NIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. 1180 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,536 GOOD NIGHT, JOHN. 1181 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:29,307 Mandy: THIS BILL WILL STOP THE BANKING LOBBY 1182 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,076 FROM GETTING WHATEVER IT WANTS 1183 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,511 INCLUDING BANK DEREGULATION. 1184 00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:34,012 DONNA, WHO AM I TALKING TO ABOUT THIS? 1185 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:35,581 MADISON. THANK YOU. 1186 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,416 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S WORTH GIVING UP A PIECE OF LAND? 1187 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:39,385 MANDY... I'M SAYING THERE'S A POLITICAL GAIN 1188 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:40,452 TO BEATING THE BANKING LOBBY. 1189 00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:41,653 AND THERE'S A POLITICAL COST 1190 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,321 TO LETTING IT GO WITH A RIDER ATTACHED. 1191 00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:46,492 I KNOW YOU WANT TO WIN, JOSH, BUT I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 1192 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:48,627 YOU'VE WON. NO. WE'RE TIED. 1193 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:50,462 WHEN THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO YOU DEPART THE FIELD 1194 00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:51,830 AND YOU CALL IT A WIN. 1195 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:53,532 IT'S NOT A WIN. 1196 00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:55,467 DONNA, WOULD YOU TELL LEO'S OFFICE THAT I'LL HAVE 1197 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,503 A SOLUTION FOR THE PRESIDENT VERY SOON. 1198 00:38:57,569 --> 00:38:59,270 DO YOU HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THE PRESIDENT? 1199 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,607 DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THE PRESIDENT? 1200 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,108 NO. THEN LET'S ASSUME I DON'T. 1201 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,476 I CAN PUT A BEST FACE ON IT, JOSH. 1202 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,844 IT'S WHAT I DO. 1203 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:08,046 YOU CAN PUT A BEST FACE ON A TURNPIKE COLLISION. 1204 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,481 I'M NOT MOVED. 1205 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,852 YOU'RE FIGHTING THE WRONG FIGHTS 1206 00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:16,722 AND YOU'RE DOING IT FOR THE WRONG REASONS. 1207 00:39:18,824 --> 00:39:20,959 THAT'S ALL. 1208 00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,399 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 1209 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,467 NOTHING. 1210 00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:29,334 YOU SURE? 1211 00:39:29,401 --> 00:39:30,402 YEAH. OKAY. 1212 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,471 WHERE'S THE MADISON STUFF? 1213 00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:33,572 WE'RE GETTING IT. 1214 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:34,372 DONNA IT'S 20 MINUTES. 1215 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,574 I NEED IT FASTER. 1216 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:37,008 WE'RE WORKING, JOSH, BUT HONESTLY 1217 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,044 THE COMPUTER FILES ARE PRETTY ANTIQUATED. 1218 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:40,479 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 1219 00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:41,480 WAIT. WHAT? 1220 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:43,582 I SAID THAT THE COMPUTER... 1221 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:45,150 THEY'RE ANTIQUATED. 1222 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,085 YEAH? 1223 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:49,488 THEY'RE ANTIQUATED. 1224 00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:51,857 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1225 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,493 WOULD YOU HAVE THEM TELL THE PRESIDENT 1226 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,563 THAT I'M READY TO SEE HIM AT HIS CONVENIENCE? 1227 00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:58,997 YOU'RE SURE? 1228 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:00,766 YEAH. 1229 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:04,936 Toby: HMM. 1230 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:07,906 HMM. 1231 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,109 HMM. I GOT TO TELL YOU, TOBY... 1232 00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:12,210 AM I BOTHERING YOU? 1233 00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:13,512 WELL, I'M NOT FEELING RELAXED. 1234 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:14,980 WELL, MAYBE YOU NEED A GLASS OF WINE. 1235 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:17,348 MAYBE YOU NEED TO STOP STANDING OVER MY SHOULDER. 1236 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,550 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TRY THIS? 1237 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:19,751 GUESS WHAT. 1238 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,620 TELL HIM TO LET ME WRITE THIS THING. 1239 00:40:21,687 --> 00:40:23,188 THE ANTIQUITIES ACT. 1240 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,356 THE ANTIQUITIES ACT? 1241 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,558 YEAH. 1242 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,358 THAT'S CREATIVE. 1243 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,359 THE ANTIQUITIES ACT. 1244 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,461 THE PRESIDENT IS EMPOWERED 1245 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:31,362 TO DESIGNATE ANY FEDERAL LAND TO BE 1246 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,264 A NATIONAL PARK. BIG SKY. 1247 00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:34,299 DONE DEAL. GO TELL HIM. 1248 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:35,300 YOU WANT TO COME? 1249 00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:36,434 NO. I WANT TO STAY HERE. 1250 00:40:36,502 --> 00:40:37,636 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1251 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:39,237 I WANT TO NAIL THIS. 1252 00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:40,305 WHAT IS IT? 1253 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:41,573 A BIRTHDAY CARD FOR SOMEONE. 1254 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,974 FOR WHOM? 1255 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:43,742 I DON'T KNOW. 1256 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:45,511 IT'S A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE. 1257 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:46,612 LET ME TAKE A CRACK. 1258 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,747 ONE MORE TRY. THE TWO OF YOU NEED 1259 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:51,149 TO PUT YOUR HEADS DOWN ON YOUR DESK, YOU KNOW THAT? 1260 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:57,055 RIGHT AWAY, YOU'RE STARTING OFF BAD. 1261 00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:00,792 BOTH BLACK AND GRIZZLY BEARS INHABIT GLACIER PARK, CHARLIE 1262 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,629 AND HIKERS ARE TOLD TO TALK OR SING 1263 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:06,197 ALONG THE TRAILS TO KEEP THEM AT BAY. 1264 00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:09,467 IF I SEE A GRIZZLY BEAR, I'M SUPPOSED TO SING TO IT, SIR? 1265 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:11,369 IT'S NOT AS SILLY AS IT SOUNDS. 1266 00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:13,872 WELL, IT SOUNDS PRETTY SILLY. 1267 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:15,373 I SUPPOSE. 1268 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,610 WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 1269 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:20,011 YES. GLACIER PARK WAS THE TENTH. 1270 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,947 WE HAVE 44 TO GO. 1271 00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:23,248 45. 1272 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:26,217 I QUIT. 1273 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:27,152 I HEAR YOU. 1274 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:28,186 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, CHARLIE. 1275 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:29,821 GOOD NIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. 1276 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:34,560 WHAT YOU GOT? 1277 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,161 THE ANTIQUITIES ACT. 1278 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:39,230 YOU'RE GOING TO ESTABLISH BIG SKY NATIONAL PARK. 1279 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:41,199 ( chuckles ) 1280 00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:42,467 YEAH. 1281 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:43,268 I CAN DO THIS? 1282 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,603 YEAH. 1283 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,938 YOU UNDERSTAND IT'S A BUNCH OF ROCKS, RIGHT? 1284 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,474 I'M SURE SOMEONE WITH YOUR ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE 1285 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:53,011 OF THE RIDICULOUS AND DORK-LIKE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND A TREE 1286 00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:55,781 OR A FERRET THAT THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO VISIT. 1287 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,116 MORE THAN A RIGHT, JOSH-- SIR... 1288 00:41:58,183 --> 00:41:59,450 IT'S A TREAT. 1289 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,619 YES, SIR. 1290 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,487 YOU WOULD ENJOY NATURE. 1291 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:04,489 I'VE TRIED NATURE, SIR. 1292 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,992 ( laughing ) 1293 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,227 THE ANTIQUITIES ACT. 1294 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:10,228 YES, SIR. 1295 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:12,063 THIS IS SIMPLICITY ITSELF. 1296 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:13,464 YES, SIR. 1297 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,233 GOOD JOB. 1298 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,534 THANK YOU, SIR. 1299 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:17,535 THANK YOU. 1300 00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,270 I'M GOING TO BED. 1301 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:21,172 GOOD NIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. 1302 00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,540 GOOD NIGHT. 1303 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,912 THANK YOU. 1304 00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:28,146 GOOD NIGHT. 1305 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:31,783 MR. PRESIDENT? 1306 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:32,851 YEAH? 1307 00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:37,555 WE TALK ABOUT ENEMIES MORE THAN WE USED TO. 1308 00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:42,828 WHAT? 1309 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,664 WE TALK ABOUT ENEMIES MORE THAN WE USED TO. 1310 00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,271 I WANTED TO MENTION THAT. 1311 00:42:58,644 --> 00:42:59,711 YEAH. 1312 00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:02,213 GOOD NIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. 1313 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,915 GOOD NIGHT.