1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,540 WHAT'S GOING ON? 2 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,942 CLAYPOOL'S GOT A COPY OF YOUR RECORDS FROM REHAB. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,578 WE'RE HERE FOR WHATEVER YOU NEED. 4 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:11,779 I DIDN'T ASK YOU OUT. 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,814 SHE ASKED ME OUT ABOUT 49 TIMES 6 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:15,449 AND I'M SAYING YES TO ONE OF THEM. 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,884 DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE LIKE OPERA? 8 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,519 YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE. 9 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:19,120 NO. 10 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,521 LIKE MOST PEOPLE 11 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:22,756 I AM A NUT FOR CHINESE OPERA, AND WHAT WITH 12 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:23,991 YOUR GUARANTEE THERE WON'T BE SEX 13 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:24,958 I DON'T SEE HOW I COULD SAY NO. 14 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,760 I'M LORD JOHN MARBRY. 15 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,229 I WAS SUMMONED BY YOUR PRESIDENT. 16 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:30,064 WE'VE MET TEN OR 12 TIMES. 17 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,166 THE WORLD IS COMING APART AT THE SEAMS. 18 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,501 THANK GOD YOU SENT FOR ME. 19 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:43,811 President: WITH NEARLY 18 MILLION NEW JOBS 20 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,714 WAGES RISING AT MORE THAN TWICE THE RATE OF INFLATION 21 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,450 THE HIGHEST HOME OWNERSHIP IN HISTORY 22 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:52,353 THE SMALLEST WELFARE ROLLS IN 30 YEARS 23 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:56,757 AND THE LOWEST PEACETIME UNEMPLOYMENT SINCE 1957 24 00:00:56,824 --> 00:01:00,060 I STAND BEFORE YOU TO REPORT THAT AMERICA HAS CREATED 25 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:05,499 THE LONGEST PEACETIME ECONOMIC EXPANSION IN OUR HISTORY. 26 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,801 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE DECADES 27 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,403 THE BUDGET IS BALANCED. 28 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:12,540 FROM A DEFICIT OF $290 MILLION JUST TEN YEAR... 29 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:13,541 BILLION DOLLARS. 30 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:14,575 WHAT? 31 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,576 $290 BILLION. 32 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:16,577 WHAT DID I SAY? 33 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:17,845 YOU SAID MILLION 34 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,713 BUT LET'S MOVE ON. 35 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:20,681 I SAID MILLION? 36 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,316 YUP. 37 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:25,753 FROM A DEFICIT OF $290 BILLION JUST TEN... 38 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,889 IT SAYS MILLION ON THE TELEPROMPTER, BY THE WAY. 39 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:29,857 SAM. 40 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:30,924 OUR FAULT. 41 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,493 LET'S TAKE IT BACK. 42 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,528 ( coughing ) 43 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,866 MR. SPEAKER, MR. VICE PRESIDENT 44 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,335 MEMBERS OF THE 106th CONGRESS... 45 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:42,870 HE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD. 46 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,104 YEAH. 47 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,105 HE'S PALE AND HE'S SWEATING. 48 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,174 I KNOW. 49 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,141 THINK HE'S GETTING SICK? 50 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,142 I DON'T KNOW. 51 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,677 ARE HIS GLANDS SWOLLEN? 52 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,012 DAMN. WHAT? 53 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,414 YOU KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO DO TODAY? 54 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:54,582 WHAT? 55 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,484 I FORGOT TO FEEL THE PRESIDENT'S GLANDS. 56 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:59,653 DO YOU THINK THE JOKE REFLEX YOU USE AS A DEFENSE MECHANISM 57 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,055 IS WHY YOU HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE KEEPING A MAN? 58 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,257 YOU KNOW... 59 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,892 I'M SAYING WE'RE 44 HOURS AWAY 60 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,394 FROM THE STATE OF THE UNION 61 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,229 AND HE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD. 62 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,431 ...AND HOW DO WE MAKE THE AMERICAN DREAM 63 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,866 OF OPPORTUNITY A REALITY FOR ALL? 64 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,703 I CAME TO THIS HALLOWED CHAMBER ONE YEAR AGO... 65 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,671 AND I SEE WE'RE SPELLING "HALLOWED" 66 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,173 WITH A POUND SIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. 67 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,208 WE'LL FIX THAT. 68 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,775 THE POUND SIGN'S SILENT? 69 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,478 MOVE ON, MR. PRESIDENT. 70 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:27,548 I CAME TO THIS HALLOWED CHAMBER ONE YEAR AGO ON A MISSION: 71 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,651 TO RESTORE THE AMERICAN DREAM FOR ALL OUR PEOPLE 72 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:35,189 AS WE GAZE AT THE VAST HORIZON OF POSSIBILITIES OPEN TO US 73 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:38,359 IN THE 321st CENTURY. 74 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,961 WOW, THAT WAS AMBITIOUS OF ME, WASN'T IT? 75 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:41,995 LEO... 76 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,130 LET'S TAKE A BREAK. 77 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,165 WE MEANT "STRONGER" HERE, RIGHT? 78 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,700 WHAT'S IT SAY? 79 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,436 "I'M PROUD TO REPORT OUR COUNTRY'S STRANGER 80 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,770 THAN IT WAS A YEAR AGO." 81 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:50,804 THAT'S A TYPO. 82 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:51,972 COULD GO EITHER WAY. 83 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,140 SAM... 84 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,008 IT'S TAKEN CARE OF. 85 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,176 MR. PRESIDENT... YES, SIR. 86 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,411 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 87 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:58,946 WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME THAT TODAY? 88 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,581 WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 89 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:01,482 I'M FINE. 90 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,850 YOU'RE PALE AND PERSPIRING. 91 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,051 I'M FINE! 92 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,853 YOU SHOULD BE TAKING SOMETHING, SIR. 93 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,455 I'M TAKING MANY THINGS, C.J. 94 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,622 WHAT ARE YOU TAKING? 95 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,857 I DON'T KNOW. 96 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,992 MY WIFE HANDS ME PILLS, I SWALLOW THEM WITH WATER. 97 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,827 SIR... VITAMIN C, VITAMIN B... 98 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,996 IS IT POSSIBLE I'M TAKING SOMETHING CALLED "EUTHANASIA"? 99 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,030 ECHINACEA. 100 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,566 THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT. TOBY? 101 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:19,600 YES, SIR. 102 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:20,868 MR. PRESIDENT... 103 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,102 I'M TAKING PILLS, C.J. 104 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,604 ARE YOU ACTUALLY TAKING THEM 105 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:26,474 OR ARE YOU JUST CARRYING THEM AROUND IN YOUR POCKET? 106 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,976 YOU KNOW, CARRYING THEM AROUND IN MY POCKET 107 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,344 WAS A PRETTY BIG STEP FOR ME. 108 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,779 YOU GOT TO TAKE THE PILLS. 109 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,146 TOBY... YEAH? 110 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,415 "HOW DO WE MAKE THE AMERICAN DREAM 111 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:35,983 A REALITY FOR ALL WHO WORK FOR IT?" 112 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,118 OH, COME ON. YOU'VE GOT TO ADD "WHO WORK FOR IT." 113 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,453 Josh: THAT WAS ME. 114 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,088 SIR, WE DECIDED THIS TWO MONTHS AGO. 115 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,190 WE'VE SEEN SOME PRETTY COMPELLING POLLING SAMPLES. 116 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:44,525 WE NEED "PEOPLE WHO WILL WORK FOR IT" 117 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:45,993 NO. AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE: 118 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,227 THE ERA OF BIG GOVERNMENT IS OVER. 119 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,462 OH, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 120 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,331 THIS MORNING. WE HAD A MEETING. 121 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:51,632 WE DECIDED TO OFFEND POOR PEOPLE? 122 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,200 THE PEOPLE WE'RE OFFENDING 123 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,935 WON'T BE WATCHING THE STATE OF THE UNION. 124 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,570 YEAH, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY NOT. 125 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:57,838 IT'S WHAT THEY'RE LISTENING FOR 126 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,407 ON WELFARE REFORM, SO SCREW IT. 127 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,074 BUT WHEN YOU GET VISITED IN THE MIDDLE NIGHT 128 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:02,476 BY THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE 129 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:03,844 DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME. 130 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,145 YOU'RE EXACTLY WHO 131 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,246 I WAS GOING TO COME RUNNING TO. 132 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,781 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 133 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,251 WELL, I'M GAZING INTO THE 321st CENTURY, MAN. 134 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,453 THERE'S A LOT ON MY MIND. 135 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,654 LET'S FINISH UP IN HERE. 136 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:14,655 MR. PRESIDENT... 137 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,023 OH, DEAR GOD, I WILL TAKE THE PILLS, C.J. 138 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,325 WILL YOU TAKE THEM NOW? 139 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:18,959 YES. I WILL GO INTO THE OVAL OFFICE 140 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,794 AND POUR A GLASS OF WATER FROM THE STEUBEN GLASS PITCHER 141 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:23,931 A GIFT FROM THE CHRISTIAN CHARITY NETWORK. 142 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,265 MR. PRESIDENT... 143 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,735 BEFORE YOU START CALLING ME EBENEZER BARTLET 144 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,504 REMEMBER, I GOT A REALLY NICE GLASS PITCHER 145 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,239 FOR JUST, YOU KNOW, BEING A GOOD GUY. 146 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,575 WELL, YOU TURNED ME RIGHT AROUND ON THAT ONE, MR. PRESIDENT. 147 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:35,275 SIR... 148 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:38,278 I WILL TAKE THE PILLS. 149 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:40,581 YOU KNOW, HERE'S A THING: 150 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,350 WE HAVEN'T BEEN INVITED. 151 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,784 Josh: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 152 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,353 TECHNICALLY, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE INVITES 153 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,754 THE PRESIDENT TO DELIVER THE STATE OF THE UNION. 154 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,289 AND WE HAVEN'T BEEN INVITED YET. 155 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,691 NOT YET. 156 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,426 IS SOMEBODY SEEING TO THIS? 157 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,527 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 158 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,363 GOOD, 'CAUSE WE WANT TO REPORT 159 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,530 THE COUNTRY'S A LOT STRANGER 160 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:57,931 THAN IT WAS A YEAR AGO. 161 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,367 ( laughs ) 162 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,468 I'LL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN. 163 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,702 ( laughs ) 164 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,471 ( glass and metal crashing ) 165 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,743 Leo: GET A DOCTOR! 166 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,061 Man: WELL, HIS TEMPERATURE'S 101.9. 167 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,196 I'M FAIRLY SURE HE'S GOT THE FLU 168 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:06,534 BUT I WANT TO TAKE HIM TO BETHESDA FOR A CARDIOGRAM. 169 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,368 I DON'T NEED A CARDIOGRAM. 170 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:09,770 LET'S GO. I GOT DIZZY. 171 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,439 WE'RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL. 172 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,973 I DIDN'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK, LEO. 173 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,241 I GOT THE FLU. 174 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,076 I DON'T NEED A CARDIOGRAM. 175 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,377 I ALSO WANT BLOOD WORK 176 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,679 AND A CHEST X RAY. 177 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,247 THINK IT'S PNEUMONIA? 178 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,549 NO. I THINK IT'S THE FLU 179 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:22,850 BUT I DON'T WANT TO FOOL AROUND. 180 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,485 LEO, I'M FINE. 181 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,086 MR. PRESIDENT. 182 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,354 THANK YOU, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 183 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,990 MRS. LANDINGHAM, HOW DO I LOOK TO YOU? 184 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,959 YOU'RE A VERY HANDSOME MAN, MR. PRESIDENT. 185 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,026 YOU SEE? 186 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,763 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 187 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,598 IT CAN WAIT UNTIL MORNING, BUT I WANT 188 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,132 TO STAY WITH HIM ANOTHER HOUR OR TWO. 189 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,569 DO THE BLOOD WORK, SEND IT TO THE LAB 190 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,871 GET THE CARDIOGRAM AND CHEST X RAY TOMORROW. 191 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:44,905 SURE. 192 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,140 YOU'RE GOING TO BED. 193 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,108 CAN'T YET. MR. PRESIDENT... 194 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,176 SITUATION. 195 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,879 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS 196 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,547 AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING INTO BED. 197 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,016 WE'LL MEET YOU IN THE RESIDENCE 198 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,017 IN A FEW MINUTES. 199 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,752 WHOA! WHOA! 200 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,288 JUST A LITTLE JOKE. 201 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,123 YOU'RE A REAL CUTUP. 202 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,225 101.9 AND I STILL GOT IT. 203 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:06,527 YES, INDEED, SIR. 204 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,664 I'M GOING TO TELL HIM STEADY BUT NOT EGREGIOUS, SIR. 205 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,265 WE'RE ALL OKAY WITH THAT? 206 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,100 YES, SIR. YEAH. 207 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,101 ADMIRAL... 208 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,803 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 209 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:19,339 WE'VE GOT THE SECOND, THE THIRD, 103rd, 106th AND 107th. 210 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:20,741 THANK YOU. 211 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,376 ANYONE KNOW IF THE CELTICS WON TONIGHT? 212 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,845 WE CAN GET THAT INFORMATION, SIR. 213 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,246 WHAT'S GOING ON? 214 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:28,816 SIR, THERE HAVE BEEN STEADY BUT NOT EGREGIOUS CLASHES 215 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,818 ALONG THE CEASE-FIRE LINE. 216 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,753 IF YOU LOOK AT THE PHOTO-RECON ANALYSIS 217 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,188 YOU'LL SEE INDIA'S MOVED NEW UNITS 218 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,757 INTO THEIR FORCE STRUCTURES AT THE BORDER. 219 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,526 IT WAS A TWO-WEEK CEASE-FIRE. 220 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:39,760 THERE'S FOUR DAYS LEFT. 221 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,461 SIR, THEY'RE GETTING READY. 222 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,330 WHAT'S INTEL SAYING ABOUT THE PAKISTANIS? 223 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,698 THEY'RE DESPERATELY CONCERNED 224 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,700 THAT IF THE INDIANS CONTINUE THEIR OFFENSIVE 225 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:49,603 THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO DEFEND THE CAPITAL WITH CONVENTIONAL FORCE. 226 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,438 IS THIS WHINING OR IS THIS FOR REAL? 227 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,508 BAZIN'S GIVEN COMMAND CONTROL OF SOME OF THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS 228 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,076 TO FIELD COMMANDERS IN THEATRE 229 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,311 BUT I THINK THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUR ATTENTION. 230 00:07:58,378 --> 00:07:59,412 THEY GOT MINE. 231 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,081 AND THEY'VE GOT CHINA'S. 232 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,350 SIR, I'M GOING TO SCRAMBLE THE B-1s OUT OF MANILA 233 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,886 AND PUT THE 49th TACTICAL AND RECON ON READY-ALERT. 234 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,187 I'M GOING TO BED 235 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,623 BUT SOMEBODY CALL ME IF THERE'S MOVEMENT. 236 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:10,958 YES, SIR. 237 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,162 MR. PRESIDENT... 238 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,564 YEAH? 239 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,031 CELTICS LOST IN OVERTIME. 240 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,533 GOOD NIGHT. 241 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,235 All: THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 242 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,436 OH, IT WAS VERY CUTE. 243 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,505 SO, I GROW THE REST OF THE BEARD BACK? 244 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:26,339 YEAH. OKAY. 245 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,708 HELLO. 246 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:30,277 C.J., DON'T YOU THINK DANNY LOOKED VERY CUTE 247 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,712 WITH THE FULL BEARD? 248 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,714 I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 249 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:34,481 WELL, TAKE YOUR TIME. 250 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,583 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 251 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,617 I JUST CAME BY TO SEE MY FISH. 252 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:37,618 THE FISH IS FINE 253 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:38,652 AND I NEED MY OFFICE. 254 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,453 YES. I'M LEAVING? 255 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,122 GOOD NIGHT. OKAY. GOOD NIGHT. 256 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,329 HE GAVE ME A FISH A FEW WEEKS AGO-- 257 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:50,363 THAT ONE THERE. 258 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,799 IT WOULDN'T KILL YOU 259 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,233 TO BE FRIENDLIER TO HIM. 260 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,401 DOESN'T SEEM TO KILL YOU. 261 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,736 C.J.! 262 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,070 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 263 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,071 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 264 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,239 YES. 265 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,273 C.J.... I WAS KIDDING. 266 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,108 YOU SOUNDED SERIOUS. 267 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,009 I'M VERY DRY. 268 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,310 THE STORY'S GOING 269 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,612 TO BREAK TOMORROW. 270 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,378 LEO? YEAH. 271 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,446 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 272 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:07,514 IT'S ON THE INTERNET. 273 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,616 THE WHOLE THING? YEAH. 274 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,717 I'LL GO SEE HIM. 275 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:10,651 WE WEREN'T INVITED? 276 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,019 THAT'S RIGHT. 277 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,154 I THOUGHT IT WAS A CONSTITUTIONAL REQUIREMENT. 278 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,322 IT IS. 279 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,456 THEN WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE INVITED? 280 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:17,424 IT'S A TECHNICALITY. 281 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,425 I DON'T GET... 282 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,627 IT DATES BACK TO PARLIAMENT. 283 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,862 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 284 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,864 OKAY. 285 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,432 ALSO REMIND JOSH TO PICK A GUY. 286 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:26,566 "PICK A GUY"? 287 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:27,935 YEAH. 288 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:31,038 HE'LL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 289 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,172 YEAH. 290 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,207 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW. 291 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,342 MARGARET! OKAY. 292 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,779 EXCUSE ME. 293 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,180 OH, HEY, C.J. 294 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,682 HEY. 295 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:42,816 WHAT'S GOING ON? 296 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,384 HOW'S THE PRESIDENT? 297 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:45,518 HE'S IN BED. 298 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,519 HACKET'S UP THERE WITH HIM. 299 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,520 DOES THE FIRST LADY KNOW? 300 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,756 SHE CANCELED THE TRIP. 301 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:52,225 SHE'S ON HER WAY BACK FROM ANDREWS. 302 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,560 LEO... 303 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:56,163 IT'S GOING TO BREAK... TOMORROW? 304 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,399 YEAH. IT'S ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW. 305 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,534 OKAY. 306 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,136 WHY DON'T WE DO A PREEMPTIVE... YEAH. 307 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:06,039 YOU'LL TALK TO THE PRESS IN THE MORNING. YEAH. 308 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,208 I'M GOING TO WORK WITH YOU FIRST, OKAY? 309 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,210 YEAH. 310 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,279 OKAY. 311 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,016 OKAY. 312 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,154 President: IT TESTED VERY WELL. 313 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,623 I'M NOT SAYING WE'RE DOING IT, TOBY. 314 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,458 I JUST WANT TO TRY IT AND SEE HOW IT READS. 315 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:28,628 "THE ERA OF BIG GOVERNMENT IS OVER." 316 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,130 ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 317 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,734 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, SIR? 318 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,036 I'M FEELING ROUGHLY THE SAME AS I WAS FEELING 319 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,671 WHEN YOU ASKED ME FOUR MINUTES AGO. 320 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,339 I'M SORRY. 321 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,640 THAT'S OKAY. 322 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,409 THIS ISN'T THE WORST OF IT, CHARLIE. 323 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,944 THE WORST OF IT'S COMING 324 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,345 UP THE STAIRS RIGHT NOW. 325 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:48,682 Abbey: HELLO. 326 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,783 HELLO. 327 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:50,951 GOOD EVENING, MA'AM. 328 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,485 HEY, CHARLIE, HOW YOU DOING? 329 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,821 MA'AM, I'M ADMIRAL HACKET. 330 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,355 I WAS ON DUTY WHEN IT HAPPENED. 331 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,092 CHARLIE, WOULD YOU MIND GETTING MY BAG, PLEASE? 332 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,327 ABBEY... 333 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,328 ( sighs ) 334 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,329 YEAH. 335 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,330 "101.9"? 336 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,531 YES, MA'AM. 337 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:05,766 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CHECKED? 338 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,767 ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 339 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,968 PULSE AND PRESSURE? 340 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,203 THE PRESSURE DROPPED BEFORE HE FAINTED 341 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,071 BUT IT'S COMING BACK. 342 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,072 "105/70." 343 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,907 YES. 344 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:16,543 I WANT TO PUT HIM ON AN I.V. SALINE AND VITAMIN SOLUTION. 345 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,945 HONEY, YOU STILL DIZZY? 346 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,013 I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WOULD NOTICE ME. 347 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,281 NO. ARE YOU STILL DIZZY? 348 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:21,982 HE'S LYING. 349 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,283 GIVE HIM FLUMADINE. 350 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,284 100 MILLIGRAMS 351 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,485 TWICE A DAY. YES, MA'AM. 352 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,787 THANK YOU, ADMIRAL. 353 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:27,988 WOULD YOU MIND WAITING OUTSIDE? 354 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,389 NO, MA'AM. 355 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,459 CHARLIE, WOULD YOU MIND WAITING OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE? 356 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,827 NO, MA'AM. DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 357 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,796 NO. THANKS VERY MUCH. 358 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,297 YOU'RE VERY SEXY 359 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,966 WHEN YOU'RE IN DOCTOR MODE, YOU KNOW THAT? 360 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,035 "GET ME AN I.V. SALINE SOLUTION 361 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,505 AND 100 MILLIGRAMS OF FLUMADINE, STAT." 362 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:48,041 I COULD JUMP YOU RIGHT NOW. 363 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,977 I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW. 364 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,611 MY THING'S MORE FUN. 365 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,915 IT TOOK YOU 25 MINUTES TO CALL ME. 366 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,284 FITZWALLACE CALLED ME TO THE SITUATION ROOM. 367 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,252 THERE WAS MORE MOVEMENT IN KASHMIR. 368 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:03,456 I DON'T CARE IF CANADA INVADED MICHIGAN, JED. YOU CALL ME. 369 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,925 ABBEY... 370 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,559 STOP TALKING. 371 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:10,630 I BROKE THE STEUBEN GLASS PITCHER IN THE OVAL OFFICE. 372 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,933 THAT'S OKAY. 373 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,504 SERIOUSLY, ABBEY, I'M FINE. 374 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,972 YOU COULD'VE HIT YOUR HEAD 375 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,507 ON SOMETHING. ( groans ) 376 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,909 WELL, I DIDN'T. 377 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,517 WAS IT LIKE THE TIME IN NANTUCKET? 378 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,419 YEAH. 379 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,754 OR WAS IT MORE LIKE THE TIME AT MY PARENTS'? 380 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,690 I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER. 381 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,060 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 382 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,296 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 383 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,598 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ASLEEP IN A MINUTE. 384 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,969 FITZWALLACE SAID THE PAKISTANIS HAVE GIVEN COMMAND-CONTROL 385 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,438 OF SOME NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO THE FIELD. 386 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,375 IT'S OKAY. 387 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,544 LEO'S IN THE WEST WING. 388 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,812 JUST GO TO SLEEP. 389 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,181 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE PITCHER. 390 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,884 I WAS TAKING THE PILLS YOU GAVE ME. 391 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,418 JUST GO TO SLEEP. 392 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,553 I COULD JUMP YOU RIGHT NOW. 393 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,489 YEAH, SURE YOU COULD. 394 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,447 Josh: I DON'T THINK IT'S BEING SORTED 395 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,748 IN THE MAILROOM. 396 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,550 IT'S AN INVITATION TO THE PRESIDENT 397 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,919 TO ADDRESS CONGRESS. 398 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,889 I'M ASSUMING IT WAS HAND DELIVERED. 399 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,623 THANK YOU. 400 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,624 YES. 401 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:45,492 MARGARET CAME BY. 402 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,626 YES! 403 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,560 SHE SAID LEO SAID TO REMIND YOU 404 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,728 YOU NEED TO PICK A GUY. 405 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,263 SAID YOU'D KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 406 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,298 YEAH. 407 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,732 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? YEAH. 408 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:53,934 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 409 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,502 SOMEONE FROM THE LINE OF SUCCESSION 410 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,504 IS REQUIRED TO BE ABSENT FROM THE STATE OF THE UNION. 411 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,771 WHY? 412 00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,973 DONNA... 413 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,374 WAIT, I KNOW WHY. YES. 414 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,010 SO IF SOMEBODY BLOWS UP THE BUILDING... YES. 415 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,211 WHO YOU GOING TO PICK? 416 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,212 WHO DO YOU THINK I SHOULD PICK? 417 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,513 I THINK YOU SHOULD PICK ME. 418 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,514 YOU THINK SO? 419 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,515 YEAH. I'D BE GOOD. 420 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,782 AND WHERE EXACTLY 421 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,184 DO YOU FALL IN THE LINE OF SUCCESSION? 422 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,986 IF SOMEBODY BLOWS UP THE CAPITOL BUILDING 423 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,254 DURING THE STATE OF THE UNION 424 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,855 I'D IMAGINE I'D MOVE UP A FEW SLOTS. 425 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:16,856 FAIR POINT. 426 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:17,857 SO WHO'S IT GOING TO BE? 427 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:18,959 ROGER TRIBBY. 428 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,327 THE SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE? 429 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,361 YES. LISTEN... 430 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,396 BE SWEET TO MARGARET AND LEO TODAY. 431 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,332 THIS MAY NOT BE THE WORST DAY OF THEIR LIVES 432 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,400 BUT IT'S GOT TO BE IN THE TOP FIVE. 433 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,268 OKAY. 434 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,337 SEE YOU LATER. 435 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,108 Leo: "I DEEPLY REGRET THE PAIN 436 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,644 AND TROUBLE THIS HAS CAUSED FOR THE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE." 437 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,780 WHEN YOU LEFT SIERRA TUCSON 438 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,782 DID YOU START ATTENDING MEETINGS? 439 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:43,783 A.A. MEETINGS? 440 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:44,784 C.J.: DON'T SAY A.A. 441 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,153 IF THEY DON'T SAY A.A. 442 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,720 Josh: WHEN YOU LEFT SIERRA TUCSON 443 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,756 DID YOU START ATTENDING MEETINGS? 444 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:50,823 YES. 445 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,925 DO YOU STILL ATTEND THEM? 446 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,160 YES. 447 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,965 WHERE? 448 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,833 I WON'T ANSWER THAT. 449 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,635 HOW OFTEN? 450 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,437 I WON'T ANSWER THAT, EITHER. 451 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,238 Josh: HOW ABOUT... 452 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,906 "AS OFTEN AS I NEED TO"? 453 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,108 "NEED"? 454 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,376 HE'S RIGHT. DON'T ANSWER IT. 455 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,577 WHAT ELSE? 456 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,045 HAS THE PRESIDENT KNOWN? 457 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,114 THE PRESIDENT AND I HAVE A LONG HISTORY 458 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,783 AND A VERY CLOSE PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP. 459 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,551 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION. 460 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,053 THE PRESIDENT HAS KNOWN 461 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,156 AS WELL AS THE FBI AND THE SECRET SERVICE. 462 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,192 DID THEY RAISE ANY OBJECTION TO A MAN 463 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,560 WITH YOUR PROBLEM BEING IN SUCH A SENSITIVE POSITION? 464 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,962 YEAH. THEY WERE CONCERNED 465 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,830 I'D SELL STATE SECRETS TO BOLIVIA 466 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,199 FOR A QUICK... IT'S NOT A TOTALLY 467 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,466 UNREASONABLE QUESTION. 468 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,103 YEAH, I'M ALL SET. 469 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,507 OKAY. 470 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,908 LEO, I WROTE A DRAFT 471 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,276 OF THE PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT OF SUPPORT. 472 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,078 YOU MIGHT WANT TO... WHAT DID YOU DO? 473 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,114 DRAFTED THE PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT OF SUPPORT. 474 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,815 WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT? 475 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,750 LEO, THE PRESIDENT'S IN NO CONDITION... 476 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,485 I KNOW WHAT CONDITION HE'S IN. 477 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,853 I'M ASKING, WHO TOLD YOU 478 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,555 TO WRITE A STATEMENT OF SUPPORT? 479 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,289 TOBY TOLD HIM TO... 480 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,590 NOBODY HAD TO TELL ME. 481 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,891 YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ATTACKED. 482 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,227 IT'S WHAT I DO. 483 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,062 NO, YOUR JOB ISN'T TO PROTECT ME, SAM. 484 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,696 IT'S TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT. 485 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,698 LEO... DO ME A FAVOR, SAM. 486 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,000 DON'T SHOW INITIATIVE. 487 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,501 DON'T RUSH TO MY DEFENSE. 488 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,670 I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ON CROSSFIRE 489 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,005 OR ON LARRY KING. 490 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,306 I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR NAME 491 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,742 IN NEWSWEEK, UNLESS IT IS IN ADVOCACY 492 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,177 OF THE PRESIDENT'S AGENDA. 493 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,081 I GO DOWN, I GO DOWN. 494 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,116 I'M NOT TAKING ANYONE WITH ME. 495 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,718 IS THAT CLEAR? 496 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,087 YES, SIR. 497 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,392 I'M ALL SET. 498 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,094 GO BACK TO WORK. 499 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,807 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, YOUR TEMPERATURE'S GONE DOWN. 500 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:48,841 CAN I GO TO THE OFFICE? 501 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:49,976 NO. WHY NOT? 502 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,178 IT HASN'T GONE DOWN ENOUGH 503 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,645 AND IT'S GOING TO GO BACK UP AGAIN. 504 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,646 WHY? 505 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,248 'CAUSE YOU HAVE THE FLU. 506 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,883 HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH: 507 00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,887 I NEVER REALLY SAW YOU STUDY WHILE YOU WERE IN MED SCHOOL. 508 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,555 DEEP BREATH. 509 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,158 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING FOR RIGHT NOW? 510 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,326 ( inhaling ) 511 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,095 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE 512 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,096 I COULD'VE MARRIED? 513 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,297 HOW MANY? 514 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,864 SHH. 515 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,533 I'M GOING TO THE OFFICE. 516 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,869 OKAY. 517 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:17,870 REALLY? 518 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,306 FEEL FREE. 519 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,040 OKAY. 520 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,513 UH-OH. 521 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,148 ANYTHING ELSE? 522 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,350 ( groans ) 523 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,051 ALL RIGHT. 524 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,986 I THINK I'LL STAY HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT. 525 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,455 OKAY. 526 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,359 LEO? 527 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,160 MM-HMM? 528 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,361 THEY'RE READY FOR YOU. 529 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,162 THANK YOU. 530 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,363 YOU NEED ANYTHING? 531 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,764 NO. 532 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,833 ( shutters clicking ) 533 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,671 GOOD MORNING. 534 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,573 Reporters: GOOD MORNING. 535 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,975 A STORY WHICH MANY, IF NOT MOST OF YOU 536 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,610 ARE AWARE OF ALREADY 537 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:01,080 WILL BREAK IN WIDE CIRCULATION BY THE END OF THE DAY. 538 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,216 I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 539 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,817 TO READ A BRIEF STATEMENT 540 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,120 BEFORE I ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. 541 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,592 "IN JUNE OF 1993, I VOLUNTARILY ADMITTED MYSELF 542 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,795 "TO THE SIERRA TUCSON REHABILITATION FACILITY 543 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:19,031 TO TREAT AN ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL AND VALIUM." 544 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,201 ( shutters clicking ) 545 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:28,441 "I AM A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC AND DRUG ADDICT. 546 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,477 ( shutters clicking ) 547 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,812 "I DEEPLY REGRET THE PAIN AND TROUBLE 548 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,815 "THIS HAS CAUSED FOR THE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. 549 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:39,552 I'D LIKE TO, AT THIS POINT, CLARIFY A FEW THINGS..." 550 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,790 Donna: ROGER TRIBBY. 551 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,825 YES. 552 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:46,893 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE PICKING 553 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,994 THE SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE. 554 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,396 BECAUSE THE ATTORNEY GENERAL 555 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,030 THE SECRETARIES OF STATE, DEFENSE AND THE TREASURY 556 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,466 ARE FAMOUS FACES AND WE WANT THE CAMERA TO FIND THEM. 557 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,967 SO IF THE CAPITOL BUILDING BLOWS UP... 558 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,169 YES. 559 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,904 THE MAN MY COUNTRY WILL BE LOOKING TO 560 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,038 IS THE SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE. 561 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,039 IT'S MY COUNTRY, TOO. 562 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,308 BUT YOU'LL BE DEAD. 563 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,609 WHICH IS WHY I DON'T CARE THAT MUCH. 564 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,810 JOSH... 565 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:04,944 DONNA, I DON'T ANTICIPATE 566 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,579 THE CAPITOL BUILDING EXPLODING. 567 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,416 WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THINGS EXPLODING HAVE BEEN ANTICIPATED? 568 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,617 NOW YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN. 569 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,618 I WOULD THINK SO. 570 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,619 SAM. 571 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,686 YEAH. 572 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,623 I THOUGHT HE DID WELL. 573 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,325 YEAH, HE DID. 574 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,293 I READ THE STATEMENT YOU WROTE FOR THE PRESIDENT... 575 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,661 SENSATIONAL, SAM. 576 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,396 I'M SORRY NO ONE'S GOING TO READ IT. 577 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,797 THE PRESIDENT'S GOING TO READ IT. 578 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:25,932 HE'S READING IT RIGHT NOW. 579 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,933 SAM... 580 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:27,934 I DON'T CARE. 581 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,935 LEO'S GOING TO KILL US. 582 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,670 I DON'T CARE. DO YOU? 583 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,307 NAH. 584 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,042 Man: TOBY, WE'RE CONCERNED THAT THE SPEECH 585 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,444 CONTAINS A NUMBER OF POSITIONS 586 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,611 THAT DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS 587 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,280 AREN'T QUITE ON BOARD WITH YET. 588 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,449 THEY'RE FREE TO WRITE THEIR OWN SPEECH. 589 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,816 I UNDERSTAND, BUT THEY'RE THE ONES 590 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,618 WHO ARE GOING TO HAVE TO RUN AGAINST THIS 591 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,919 A YEAR FROM NOW. 592 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,855 WHAT ARE YOUR CONCERNS? 593 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,423 WE FEEL, EVEN IN THIS DRAFT... 594 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,325 AND YOU'VE MADE SOME PROGRESS. 595 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,960 YES, BUT EVEN IN THIS DRAFT 596 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,695 THERE'S TOO MUCH EMPHASIS PLACED 597 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,797 ON THE ROLE OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. 598 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,665 I'VE PARED DOWN... 599 00:19:58,731 --> 00:19:59,732 WE KNOW. 600 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,102 ( sighs ) 601 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,637 ( clears throat ) 602 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,140 THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A PEP RALLY. 603 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,010 THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO TRUMPET GOVERNMENT. 604 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,211 WHY PRETEND TO BE SORRY 605 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,546 FOR INTRUDING? 606 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,848 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR. 607 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,617 SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. 608 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,951 TOBY... 609 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,453 PICK YOUR SECTION OF THE SPEECH 610 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,289 FIGHT WITH ME ABOUT IT, I'LL LOSE, AND I CALL IN 611 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,956 THE NEXT GROUP. NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND... 612 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,492 PICK A SECTION. 613 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,195 THERE'S A LINE WAITING OUTSIDE. 614 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:33,900 I'VE GOT 31 HOURS TO-TO FINISH WRITING THIS... 615 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,335 WE DON'T... FEDERAL FUNDING 616 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,370 FOR THE ARTS. 617 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,374 THE N.E.A. 618 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,509 ( heavy sigh ) 619 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,512 LET US OPEN OUR HYMNALS TO PAGE 22. 620 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,480 ( chuckling ) 621 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,654 ( no audio ) 622 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,065 LEO? 623 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,099 YEAH. 624 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,134 MALLORY'S HERE. 625 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,402 OKAY. 626 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,904 THANKS. DAD! 627 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:12,905 HEY, MAL. 628 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,607 ARE YOU OKAY? I'M FINE. 629 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,042 YOU TOLD ME YOUR PRESS CONFERENCE 630 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,477 WOULD BE THIS AFTERNOON. 631 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,178 I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T KNOW; THAT IT PROBABLY... 632 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:19,946 I WANTED TO BE THERE. 633 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,414 IT'S OKAY. 634 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,516 NO, IT'S NOT. MOM AND I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE. 635 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,117 YES, DEFINITELY A PICTURE OF ME 636 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,453 STANDING NEXT TO MY ESTRANGED WIFE... 637 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,421 DAD. MALLORY. 638 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,256 I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU. 639 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,392 OKAY. 640 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,661 ANYWAY... 641 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,029 I SAW A COPY OF THE PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT. 642 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,297 WHAT STATEMENT? 643 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,332 FOR THE PRESS. 644 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,333 SUPPORTING YOU. 645 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,868 IT'S FLOATING AROUND. 646 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,336 "IT'S FLOATING AROUND." 647 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,004 IT'S VERY MOVING, DAD. 648 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,606 HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH. 649 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,675 EXCUSE ME. 650 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,445 PAGE ONE AND TWO. 651 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,746 SAM... YEAH. 652 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,047 WHERE ARE WE AT? 653 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,183 UH, WE'RE GETTING SLAPPED AROUND ON THE N.E.A. 654 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:57,884 OH, MAN! WHY IS HE...? 655 00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,318 JOSH. 656 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,253 ON THE N.E.A., HE'S PUTTING UP A FIGHT? 657 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,655 YOU DID IT AGAIN. 658 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,524 LEO. YOU DID IT AGAIN. 659 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,393 I UNDERSTAND YOUR BEING PISSED OFF... 660 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,894 HAS THE PRESIDENT SEEN IT? 661 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,295 YES, AND HE... 662 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,229 WHO GAVE IT TO HIM? 663 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,263 LEO... 664 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,365 WHO GAVE IT TO HIM? 665 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,833 I DID. I DID. 666 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,902 WHAT, YOU'RE GIVING ME ABBOTT AND COSTELLO? 667 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,371 I DID. 668 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,673 I TOLD YOU... 669 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,342 THEY WANT TO TEAR YOU DOWN, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 670 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,277 THEY DON'T LIKE YOU, SO THIS IS WHAT THEY DO. 671 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,146 AND FOR US NOT TO DEFEND YOU... 672 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:30,316 I DISOBEYED YOU. I APOLOGIZE. 673 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:32,118 BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. LEO... 674 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,420 YEAH. 675 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,287 THE FIRST LADY'S IN YOUR OFFICE. 676 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,689 THANK YOU. 677 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,697 THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED. 678 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,371 AH-HA-AH. ABBEY... 679 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,173 YOU'VE GOT AN ITCH FOR SAM SEABORN. 680 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,341 I DO NOT HAVE AN ITCH. 681 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,342 A LITTLE ITCH. 682 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:57,744 ABBEY, HE... 683 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:58,845 WANT A NICKEL'S WORTH OF FREE ADVICE? 684 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,046 SURE. 685 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,148 DON'T GO FOR THE GENIUSES. 686 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,651 THEY NEVER WANT TO SLEEP. 687 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,252 HEY. 688 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:07,654 OH, LEO. HI. 689 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,522 I HOPE I DIDN'T TAKE YOU AWAY FROM SOMETHING. 690 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,523 OH, NO, NO, NO. 691 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:11,724 MALLORY, WOULD YOU MIND...? 692 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:12,725 I DO NOT HAVE AN ITCH! 693 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,193 MALLORY! 694 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,495 I'M GOING. 695 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:16,829 BYE, SWEETIE. 696 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,164 BYE, DADDY. 697 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,506 ( groans ) 698 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:29,341 YOU DID GOOD TODAY. 699 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,678 THANK YOU. 700 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,146 MALLORY'S VERY PROUD OF YOU. 701 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,615 WELL... 702 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,950 LEO, I CAME BY BECAUSE I WANTED TO ASK YOU: 703 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,619 DO YOU THINK THERE'S A HUGE DOWNSIDE 704 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,353 TO POSTPONING FOR A FEW DAYS? 705 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,222 DID THE FEVER GO BACK UP? 706 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,290 NO, IT'S GOING DOWN. 707 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,257 ABBEY... 708 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:46,559 WHAT'S GOING ON? 709 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,960 NOTHING. UH, LIKE I SAY... 710 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,962 WHAT SHOULD I KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW? 711 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,764 I JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD BE 712 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,332 ON THE SAFE SIDE. WHY'D YOU CANCEL YOUR TRIP? 713 00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:55,001 BECAUSE HE HAS... 714 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,504 BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAS A TEMPERATURE. 715 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,672 WELL, THE PRESIDENT'S NOT IN NURSERY SCHOOL. 716 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:02,842 LOOK, IF IT'S A PROBLEM TO POSTPONE, THEN... 717 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,545 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM TO POSTPONE. 718 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,547 OF COURSE, I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING 719 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,016 TO JEOPARDIZE THE PRESIDENT'S HEALTH. 720 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:10,950 WHAT I'M SAYING... 721 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,118 LEO, PLEASE. 722 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,486 HEY, HEY, HEY... 723 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,523 THIS IS ME. 724 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,027 THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. 725 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:25,364 I SEE YOU TRYING TO COVER THE PANIC. 726 00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:28,267 I SEE YOU PRESCRIBING MEDICATION. 727 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:31,337 I THINK YOU'RE GIVING HIM SHOTS. 728 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:34,974 WHAT DOES HE HAVE HE CAN'T TELL PEOPLE? 729 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,210 HE HAS THE FLU. 730 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:41,881 OH! YOU WOULD NOT HAVE COME BACK FOR THE FLU, ABBEY. 731 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:44,150 HE FAINTED. 732 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,818 HE WAS RUNNING A FEVER. 733 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:46,986 ABBEY... 734 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:57,229 HE HAS MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS, LEO. 735 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,536 OH, ABBEY. 736 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,941 A FEVER COULD BE LIFE THREATENING. 737 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,689 you must never say to Chief Bennett. 738 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:26,593 He's married to someone else, and so are you. 739 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:27,894 President: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 740 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,263 DON'T ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS HAVE JOBS? 741 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,431 I DON'T KNOW, MR. PRESIDENT. 742 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:35,101 I THINK ONE OF THEM IS A SURGEON. 743 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,302 THEY SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME 744 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,637 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 745 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,139 ( phone ringing ) 746 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,641 HELLO. 747 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,409 AND THAT WOMAN'S CHANGED HER CLOTHES 748 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:44,677 QUITE A LOT FOR ONE AFTERNOON. 749 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:47,146 MR. PRESIDENT, MR. McGARRY'S OUTSIDE. 750 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,347 YEAH. 751 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:50,182 WOULD YOU MIND STEPPING OUT, CHARLIE? 752 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,184 NO, SIR. 753 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:07,600 ABBEY PHONED ME UP AND TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR CONVERSATION. 754 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:10,436 I WAS DIAGNOSED ABOUT SEVEN YEARS AGO. 755 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:13,906 MY LIFE EXPECTANCY IS NORMAL. 756 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:17,576 MY PARTICULAR COURSE OF M.S. IS CALLED RELAPSING-REMITTING 757 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:21,781 WHICH MEANS I SHOULD EXPERIENCE TOTAL RECOVERY AFTER ATTACKS. 758 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:24,651 ABBEY GIVES ME INJECTIONS OF SOMETHING CALLED BETASERON 759 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,753 AND THAT REDUCES THE FREQUENCY. 760 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,955 FEVER AND STRESS TEND TO BE TWO THINGS 761 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,556 THAT WILL INDUCE AN ATTACK. 762 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:34,026 WELL, YOU'RE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 763 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,461 YOU'RE DELIVERING THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS 764 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:36,663 TOMORROW NIGHT 765 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:37,864 INDIA AND PAKISTAN ARE POINTING 766 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,465 NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT EACH OTHER 767 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,133 AND YOU HAVE A 102-DEGREE FEVER 768 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,970 SO I GUESS WE'RE OUT OF THE WOODS, HMM? 769 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,337 101.9. 770 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:46,939 JED... OF ALL THE THINGS 771 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,208 THAT YOU COULD'VE KEPT FROM ME... 772 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,711 YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME JED SINCE I WAS ELECTED. 773 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,714 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 774 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,485 'CAUSE I WANTED TO BE THE PRESIDENT. 775 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:00,853 THAT WOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED ME 776 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,354 FROM GETTING YOU HERE. 777 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:03,389 AND I COULD'VE BEEN A FRIEND. 778 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,490 YOU'VE BEEN A FRIEND. 779 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,092 BUT WHEN IT WAS TIME TO REALLY... 780 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:07,159 I KNOW. 781 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:12,799 WHEN I WAS LYING ON MY FACE IN THE MOTEL PARKING LOT 782 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,233 YOU WERE THE ONE I CALLED. 783 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,635 WHEN YOU STOOD UP THERE TODAY, I WAS SO PROUD. 784 00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:18,104 I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU. 785 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,271 NAH, NAH. 786 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:21,808 I TRIED TO GET UP, AND I FELL BACK DOWN AGAIN. 787 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,343 I KNOW THE FEELING. 788 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:27,246 ( chuckles ) 789 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,481 I'M SO SORRY, LEO. 790 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:31,483 I REALLY AM. 791 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:33,285 ( knocking on door ) 792 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,822 Charlie: MR. PRESIDENT? 793 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:39,591 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 794 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,128 YEAH, CHARLIE? 795 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,262 LORD MARBURY. 796 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:47,166 YEAH, GIVE US A MINUTE, WOULD YOU PLEASE? 797 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,235 ( sighs ) 798 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:52,739 Burns: NOW, THE PRESIDENT'S PROPOSING IN HIS SPEECH 799 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:56,408 THAT THE BUDGET FOR THE N.E.A. BE INCREASED BY 50%? 800 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,679 THE NATIONAL ENDOWMENT AMOUNTS TO LESS 801 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:03,682 THAN 1/100th OF ONE PERCENT OF THE TOTAL BUDGET 802 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,184 FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. 803 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:08,554 IT COSTS TAXPAYERS 39 CENTS A YEAR. 804 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:09,956 THE ARTS BUDGET FOR THE UNITED STATES 805 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,792 IS EQUIVALENT TO THE ARTS BUDGET OF SWEDEN. 806 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:13,960 WITH SUCH A BIG DEAL BEING MADE 807 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,494 OUT OF THE PERFORMANCE ART 808 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,263 OF THE MAPPLETHORPE PHOTOGRAPHS... 809 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:18,630 YOU GAY-BASHING, RAYMOND? 810 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,032 WELL, ONCE AGAIN, ALL WE'D LIKE 811 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:22,001 IS FOR YOU TO NOT MENTION THE N.E.A. 812 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:24,136 PERSONALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO PEOPLE 813 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,906 WHO ARGUE THAT THE N.E.A. IS THERE TO SUPPORT ART 814 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,575 THAT NOBODY WANTED TO PAY FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. 815 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,177 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL PEOPLE 816 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,445 WHEN THEY SAY ROGERS AND HART DIDN'T NEED THE N.E.A. 817 00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:34,814 TO WRITE OKLAHOMA! 818 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,449 AND ARTHUR MURRAY DIDN'T NEED THE N.E.A. 819 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:39,218 TO WRITE DEATH OF SALESMAN. 820 00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:43,122 I'D START BY TELLING THEM 821 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,992 THAT ROGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN WROTE OKLAHOMA! 822 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,394 AND ARTHUR MURRAY TAUGHT BALLROOM DANCE. 823 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,662 ARTHUR MILLER, ON THE OTHER HAND, DID NEED THE N.E.A. 824 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,064 TO WRITE DEATH OF A SALESMAN 825 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,233 ONLY IT WASN'T CALLED THE N.E.A. BACK THEN-- 826 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:58,270 IT WAS CALLED THE W.P.A., AND IT WAS ROOSEVELT'S... 827 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,980 IT WAS ROOSEVELT'S... 828 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:11,383 TOBY? 829 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,388 YEAH. 830 00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:20,827 YOU STOPPED TALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF A... 831 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,631 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. THIS MEETING'S OVER. 832 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:29,368 Marbury: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SOME MARVELOUS FLU REMEDIES 833 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:32,571 KNOWN IN CERTAIN REMOTE PARTS OF THE SUBCONTINENT. 834 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:34,373 LICORICE ROOT, FOR INSTANCE 835 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,010 COMBINED WITH BAMBOO SAP AND A STRONG SHOT OF WHISKEY. 836 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:39,378 UH, GINGER ROOT, ALSO 837 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,713 UH, MIXED WITH, UM, UH, CITRUS PEEL. 838 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,215 AND A STRONG SHOT OF WHISKEY? 839 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,217 YES, OF COURSE. IN FACT, YOU CAN THROW OUT 840 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,286 THE GINGER ROOT AND CITRUS PEEL AND STILL BE 841 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:48,554 WELL ON YOUR WAY. 842 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,889 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, JOHN? 843 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:52,892 WELL, UM, AFTER SPEAKING AT LENGTH THIS PAST WEEK 844 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,061 WITH YOUR SECRETARIES OF STATE AND DEFENSE 845 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:58,364 AS WELL AS THE JOINT CHIEFS AND VARIOUS EMBASSY OFFICIALS 846 00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,232 I BELIEVE THIS: 847 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,968 BUY THEM OFF. 848 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,537 BUY THEM? 849 00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:07,139 YES, SIR. 850 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,140 HOW? 851 00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:09,942 MR. PRESIDENT, FOR SEVERAL CENTURIES 852 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:12,845 MY KINGDOM HAS RULED INDIA WITH A STICK AND CARROT. 853 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,047 WHEN WE HAD A PARTICULAR PROBLEM WITH SOMEONE 854 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:17,917 ONE SOLUTION WE WOULD TRY IS TO MAKE HIM A MAHARAJA. 855 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,919 THAT'S A KIND OF REGIONAL KING. 856 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:23,489 WE WOULD PAY HIM OFF WITH AN ANNUAL TRIBUTE 857 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:26,225 AND IN RETURN, HE WOULD BE LOYAL TO THE CROWN. 858 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:27,994 LORD MARBURY, UNDER OUR CONSTITUTION 859 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,161 THE PRESIDENT IS 860 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,430 NOT EMPOWERED TO CREATE MAHARAJAS. 861 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,265 YES, THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP, LEO. 862 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,467 HAVING BEEN EDUCATED AT CAMBRIDGE AND THE SORBONNE 863 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:38,470 I AM, AS YOU KNOW, EXCEEDINGLY STUPID. 864 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:39,605 JOHN, PLEASE... 865 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,907 YOU'VE BEEN PAYING THE WORLD OFF 866 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,774 SINCE THE INDUSTRIAL AGE. 867 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,176 FOREIGN AID DURING THE COLD WAR 868 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,112 WAS YOU PAYING DICTATORS TO BE ON YOUR SIDE. 869 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,514 TO THIS VERY DAY, YOU PAY NORTH KOREA 870 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:51,951 NOT TO DEVELOP NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 871 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,520 WHAT DOES INDIA WANT? 872 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,155 A COMPUTER INDUSTRY. 873 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:58,290 AND FOR THAT, THEY REQUIRE AN INFRASTRUCTURE 874 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,192 AND THAT IS WHAT YOU CAN GIVE THEM. 875 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,693 WHY? 876 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,096 IT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY. 877 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,065 FOR AVOIDING A WAR HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD? 878 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:09,501 FOR BEING RICH, FREE AND ALIVE, ALL AT THE SAME TIME 879 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,270 AND FOR THE CRIMINALLY 880 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:13,439 NEGLIGENT BEHAVIOR OF YOUR CONGRESS IN NOT CHECKING 881 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:17,876 THE PROLIFERATION OF NUCLEAR DEVICES. 882 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,880 YOUR FRIEND, THE PRIME MINISTER... 883 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,749 RIKKI. 884 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:25,251 HE'S GOING TO GO FOR THIS? 885 00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:30,089 IF IT'S HANDLED PROPERLY. 886 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,893 ALL RIGHT, YOU TELL THE AMBASSADOR 887 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:35,928 WE'LL DISCUSS THIS IN THREE MONTHS. 888 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,329 IN THREE MONTHS, JOHN. 889 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,665 I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE LIKE QUID PRO QUO. 890 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,832 YES, SIR. 891 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,068 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE CARROT. 892 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:43,469 LEO, WHAT'S THE STICK? 893 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,671 IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS 894 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,306 WE WANT TO SEE RECON PHOTOS 895 00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,275 OF INDIAN DIVISIONS RETREATING. 896 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,910 IF WE DON'T, WE'RE GOING TO SEIZE 897 00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,545 INDIAN ASSETS IN THE U.S. 898 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,047 AND SO WILL OUR NATO ALLIES 899 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,983 AND G-7'S GOING TO CALL IN ITS LOANS. 900 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,851 THEY PUT COMMAND-CONTROL IN THE FIELD AGAIN, JOHN 901 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,087 AND WE'RE GOING TO GET PHYSICAL. 902 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:02,488 YOU MAKE DAMN SURE THEY KNOW THAT. 903 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,992 WELL, THEN, UH, I HAVE MY INSTRUCTIONS. 904 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:07,393 TALK TO THE AMBASSADOR. 905 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,628 I WANT FITZWALLACE TO HAVE PHOTOS 906 00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:11,330 IN 24 HOURS. 907 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:13,065 YES, SIR. 908 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,334 MR. PRESIDENT? 909 00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:16,535 YES, CHARLIE. 910 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:17,469 TOBY'S HERE. 911 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:18,737 TOBY, COME IN PLEASE. 912 00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,006 I'M GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE. 913 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,740 LET'S HOPE. 914 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:23,375 HEY, TOBY. 915 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,710 LEO. 916 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:25,744 HOW YOU FEELING, MR. PRESIDENT? 917 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:26,912 MUCH BETTER, THANK YOU. 918 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,414 GOOD. 919 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,550 YOU KNOW, I WAS WATCHING A TELEVISION PROGRAM BEFORE 920 00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:35,654 WITH A SORT OF A ROVING MODERATOR WHO SPOKE 921 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,589 TO A SEATED PANEL OF YOUNG WOMEN 922 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,758 WHO WERE HAVING SOME SORT OF PROBLEM WITH THEIR BOYFRIENDS 923 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:41,960 APPARENTLY BECAUSE THE BOYFRIENDS HAD ALL SLEPT 924 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,495 WITH THE GIRLFRIENDS' MOTHERS. 925 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:46,332 THEN THEY BROUGHT THE BOYFRIENDS OUT, AND THEY ALL FOUGHT 926 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:48,000 RIGHT THERE ON TELEVISION. 927 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,268 TOBY, TELL ME 928 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:51,237 THESE PEOPLE DON'T VOTE, DO THEY? 929 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,938 I WOULDN'T THINK SO, NO, SIR. 930 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:54,473 EXCUSE ME 931 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:55,607 MR. PRESIDENT. 932 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,243 WHAT DO YOU NEED, JOSH? 933 00:32:57,309 --> 00:33:00,046 I ASKED JOSH TO JOIN ME HERE, SIR. 934 00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:04,883 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 935 00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:08,720 "THE ERA OF BIG GOVERNMENT IS OVER." 936 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:13,959 YOU WANT TO CUT THE LINE? 937 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:18,264 I WANT TO CHANGE THE SENTIMENT. 938 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:23,269 WE'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM OURSELVES 939 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,337 AND I KNOW WE CAN SCORE POINTS THAT WAY. 940 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:28,274 I WAS THE PRINCIPLE ARCHITECT OF THAT CAMPAIGN STRATEGY 941 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,242 RIGHT ALONG WITH YOU, JOSH. 942 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:35,047 BUT WE'RE HERE NOW. 943 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:39,718 TOMORROW NIGHT, WE DO AN IMMENSE THING. 944 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,287 WE HAVE TO SAY WHAT WE FEEL. 945 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:44,390 THAT GOVERNMENT, NO MATTER WHAT ITS FAILURES IN THE PAST 946 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,825 AND IN TIMES TO COME, FOR THAT MATTER 947 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:50,362 GOVERNMENT CAN BE A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE COME TOGETHER 948 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:54,566 AND WHERE NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND. 949 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:57,669 NO ONE... 950 00:33:59,004 --> 00:34:01,273 GETS LEFT BEHIND. 951 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:05,744 AN INSTRUMENT OF... GOOD. 952 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:13,252 I HAVE NO TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING WHY THE LINE TESTED WELL, JOSH 953 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:15,321 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT MEANS 954 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,688 WE SHOULD SAY IT. 955 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:20,426 I THINK THAT MEANS WE SHOULD... CHANGE IT. 956 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,568 I THINK SO, TOO. 957 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:35,241 WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOSH? 958 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,443 I MAKE IT A POINT NEVER TO DISAGREE WITH TOBY 959 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:41,313 WHEN HE'S RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. 960 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:48,354 THEN YOU AND SAM GET YOUR PEOPLE TOGETHER AND GET TO WORK. 961 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:52,658 THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 962 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:55,261 THANK YOU. 963 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:10,008 ( sing-songy ): YOU'RE JEALOUS 'CAUSE DANNY WAS FLIRTING 964 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:10,876 WITH MANDY. 965 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,411 WHEN DID I SAY THAT? 966 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:13,745 I READ BETWEEN THE LINES. 967 00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:14,846 THERE ARE NO LINES. 968 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,382 C.J., IT CAN BE PRETTY CONFUSING SOMETIMES. 969 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,583 I'M AT THIS PLACE WITH MALLORY 970 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,251 WHERE I DON'T KNOW IF SHE LIKES ME. 971 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:20,786 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME. 972 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,321 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S INDIFFERENT ALTOGETHER. 973 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,623 I JUST WISH SHE'D GET PAST IT 974 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,024 SO WE CAN MOVE ON. 975 00:35:26,091 --> 00:35:29,495 SAM, DID YOU WRITE THIS STATEMENT DEFENDING MY FATHER? 976 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:30,829 UH, YES. 977 00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:45,811 WELL, NOW I'M EVEN MORE CONFUSED. 978 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,479 Josh: YES. 979 00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,415 THOUGH I'VE GOT TO SAY, I'M ENJOYING BEING A WRITER. 980 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,849 YES. 981 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:56,755 CAROL, IS DANNY CONCANON IN THE PRESS ROOM? 982 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:57,856 YEAH. 983 00:35:57,923 --> 00:36:03,329 WOULD YOU HAVE HIM COME TO MY OFFICE, PLEASE? 984 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:05,697 Abbey: I WANT TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE 985 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:06,665 ONE LAST TIME. 986 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:07,633 ABBEY... 987 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,401 I WANT TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE. 988 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:11,403 YOU'VE TAKEN IT 14 TIMES IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. 989 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,704 YOU'RE NOT TAKING IT AGAIN. 990 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:15,941 MM, FINE. AT LEAST NOT WITH A THERMOMETER. 991 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,175 OH, JED. 992 00:36:17,243 --> 00:36:19,378 IF YOU WANT TO TAKE IT RECREATIONALLY... 993 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:20,846 OH, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, YOU KNOW THAT? 994 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,414 YES. I DO. 995 00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:25,451 WHY IS "HALLOWED" SPELLED WITH A POUND SIGN IN THE MIDDLE? 996 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,520 I STOPPED ASKING THOSE QUESTIONS. 997 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:39,197 ( knock at door ) 998 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,733 YES? 999 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,869 IT'S C.J. 1000 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,304 OKAY. 1001 00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:48,073 CAN I COME IN? 1002 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:49,207 C.J., THIS IS YOUR OFFICE. 1003 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,876 RIGHT. 1004 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,947 ( clears throat ) 1005 00:36:57,849 --> 00:36:59,150 HELLO. 1006 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,219 HELLO. 1007 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:06,725 SO... YOU HAVE ASKED ME OUT MANY TIMES. 1008 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,093 I HAVE SAID NO. 1009 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,094 YOU SAID YES ONCE. 1010 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,529 THAT WAS A BUSINESS DINNER. 1011 00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:11,630 OKAY. 1012 00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:13,632 NONETHELESS 1013 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:17,336 I DO SEEM TO HAVE A PREOCCUPATION-- 1014 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:19,605 UM, SORT OF GIRLISH, I SUPPOSE, THING... 1015 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:20,739 MM-HMM. 1016 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,107 ...WHICH, UM... 1017 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:23,809 AND PLEASE DON'T BE, IN ANY WAY 1018 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,277 MISLED BY ANYTHING... 1019 00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:29,915 IN FACT, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY... 1020 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:31,216 C.J., I'M SUPPOSED 1021 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:32,784 TO WRITE ABOUT THE SPEECH TONIGHT. 1022 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:35,020 MY PAPER'S GOING TO WANT ME TO, YOU KNOW, SEE IT. 1023 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,688 SO, IF THERE'S ANYWAY YOU COULD MOVE THIS ALONG... 1024 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,290 I THOUGHT WHAT I'D DO IS KISS YOU 1025 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:41,126 YOU KNOW, ON THE MOUTH, AND THEN 1026 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:44,262 I'D JUST GET PAST IT. 1027 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:47,132 I'D JUST GET PAST IT 1028 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:49,935 AND THEN I'D BE ABLE TO GIVE MY WORK 1029 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:54,406 THE KIND OF CONCENTRATION IT REALLY DESERVES. 1030 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,843 OKAY. 1031 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,945 HOW'S RIGHT HERE? 1032 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,547 THAT'S FINE. 1033 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,081 BE CAREFUL OF THE FISH. 1034 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,550 SURE. 1035 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:08,687 NO. I'M SAYING 'CAUSE IF YOU ROCK AGAINST THE... 1036 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,267 HOW'S THAT? 1037 00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:23,268 OH, GOOD. 1038 00:38:23,335 --> 00:38:24,703 PAST IT? YEAH. 1039 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,237 GOOD. OKAY. 1040 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,173 I'VE GOT TO GO NOW. 1041 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,207 C.J.? YES. 1042 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:30,208 TAKING THAT FISH WITH YOU? 1043 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,644 NO. 1044 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,182 ( thumping ) 1045 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:38,884 WALKED INTO THAT DOOR THERE. 1046 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:40,819 YES. 1047 00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:52,163 YOU SEE, YOU'RE TOO FIXED ON WESTERN MEDICINE. 1048 00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:53,499 UM, BAMBOO SAP 1049 00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:54,866 A GAMBIR TWIG... 1050 00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,167 AND A SHOT OF WHISKEY. 1051 00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,169 A SHOT OF WHISKEY, AND YOU'RE ALL SET. 1052 00:38:58,236 --> 00:38:59,505 HELLO. GOOD EVENING. 1053 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:00,839 EVENING, MR. PRESIDENT. 1054 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,173 OH, UH... 1055 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:05,010 WELL, NOW, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN 1056 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:09,515 THIS IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF INDIAN TROOPS IN RETREAT 1057 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,016 AND SO IS THAT, AND SO IS... 1058 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:13,385 THIS. 1059 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,186 THANK YOU, JOHN. 1060 00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:18,690 WELL, I'M ON A PLANE TO GO AND SEE RIKKI IN AN HOUR. 1061 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:20,492 STILL MANY THINGS TO SETTLE. 1062 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:22,093 GODSPEED, YOUR LORDSHIP. 1063 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,862 THANK YOU, SIR. 1064 00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:25,464 ABIGAIL! 1065 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,500 ( chuckling ) 1066 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,436 GOOD LUCK, JOHN. 1067 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,738 GOOD LUCK TO YOU, TOO, LEO. 1068 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,205 THANK YOU. 1069 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:36,942 I AM OFF! 1070 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,677 ( laughing ) 1071 00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:46,017 FRIENDS, LET ME HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 1072 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,352 A LOT OF TIME 1073 00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,988 ENERGY, PASSION, WIT, SKILL AND TALENT 1074 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,490 WENT INTO DRAFTING THIS 1075 00:39:51,557 --> 00:39:53,024 AND WHILE YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW IT 1076 00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:56,127 FROM MY PERFORMANCE LATER, IT IS AN EXTRAORDINARY SPEECH 1077 00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:57,128 AND I SAY THEE 1078 00:39:57,195 --> 00:39:58,797 YEA, TOBY ZIEGLER 1079 00:39:58,864 --> 00:39:59,431 AND I SAY THEE 1080 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,867 YEA, SAM SEABORN! 1081 00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:05,704 SIR, THE MOTORCADE'S READY 1082 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:08,774 AND THE AGRICULTURAL SECRETARY IS IN THE OVAL OFFICE. 1083 00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:13,044 President: THANKS. 1084 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,614 ROGER. 1085 00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:17,483 GOOD EVENING, MR. PRESIDENT. 1086 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,084 ROGER, I'M SORRY YOU DREW THE SHORT STRAW ON THIS. 1087 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,619 WE'LL MISS YOU TONIGHT. 1088 00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:22,621 NEXT YEAR IT'LL BE THE SURGEON GENERAL, I PROMISE. 1089 00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:24,556 MEANWHILE, YOU CAN WATCH ON TV IN MY STUDY. 1090 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:25,624 THANK YOU, SIR. 1091 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:27,325 UM, I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT. 1092 00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:29,027 OH, THANK YOU. 1093 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,029 I KNOW OF YOUR LOVE OF ALL THINGS ANCIENT 1094 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,363 AND I CAME ACROSS THIS. 1095 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,532 WHAT IS IT? 1096 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:34,566 SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME 1097 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:35,934 TO TRANSLATE OUR CONSTITUTION 1098 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,235 INTO LATIN. 1099 00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:39,270 I THINK IT WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PROJECT, ACTUALLY 1100 00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:42,273 AND, UH, IT GOT PUBLISHED. 1101 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,342 OH, THIS IS MAGNIFICENT. 1102 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:45,544 I HIGHLIGHTED 1103 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:46,812 WHAT I THOUGHT WAS AN APPROPRIATE PASSAGE 1104 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,380 FROM THE EXECUTIVE POWER SECTION. 1105 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,650 CAN YOU TRANSLATE? 1106 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:57,989 "HE SHALL, FROM TIME TO TIME, GIVE TO THE CONGRESS 1107 00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,559 "INFORMATION OF THE STATE OF THE UNION 1108 00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:03,228 "AND RECOMMEND TO THEIR CONSIDERATION 1109 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:10,168 SUCH MEASURES AS HE SHALL JUDGE NECESSARY AND EXPEDIENT." 1110 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:14,239 SOUNDS RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY, SIR. 1111 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,607 THANKS, ROGER. 1112 00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:17,876 KNOCK 'EM DEAD, SIR. 1113 00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:21,046 OH, ROGER. 1114 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:24,516 IF ANYTHING HAPPENED, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT? 1115 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,518 I HONESTLY HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT, SIR. 1116 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:28,486 FIRST THING ALWAYS IS NATIONAL SECURITY. 1117 00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:29,821 GET YOUR COMMANDERS TOGETHER 1118 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:32,157 APPOINT JOINT CHIEFS, APPOINT A CHAIRMAN 1119 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,892 TAKE US TO DEFCON FOUR. 1120 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,762 HAVE THE GOVERNOR SEND EMERGENCY DELEGATES TO WASHINGTON. 1121 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:39,931 THE ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL IS GOING TO BE THE ACTING A.G. 1122 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,768 IF HE TELLS YOU HE WANTS TO BRING OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD 1123 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,837 DO WHAT HE TELLS YOU. 1124 00:41:46,905 --> 00:41:48,940 YOU GOT A BEST FRIEND? 1125 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,208 YES, SIR. 1126 00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:52,077 IS HE SMARTER THAN YOU? 1127 00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:53,478 YES, SIR. 1128 00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:56,347 WOULD YOU TRUST HIM WITH YOUR LIFE? 1129 00:41:56,414 --> 00:41:57,482 YES, SIR. 1130 00:41:57,549 --> 00:42:01,653 THAT'S YOUR CHIEF OF STAFF. 1131 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,727 OH. 1132 00:42:08,794 --> 00:42:11,930 IN THE RESIDENCE, ON THE SECOND FLOOR 1133 00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:13,531 THE BATHROOM AT THE END OF THE HALL 1134 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,266 YOU HAVE TO JIGGLE THE HANDLE 1135 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,267 ON THE TOILET, OR IT'LL... 1136 00:42:16,334 --> 00:42:17,636 MR. PRESIDENT? 1137 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:21,372 I GOT TO GO. 1138 00:42:21,439 --> 00:42:22,674 YOU'LL DO FINE. 1139 00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:25,043 PEOPLE HAVE PHENOMENAL CAPACITY. 1140 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,978 YES, SIR.