1 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,040 PREVIOUSLY, ON THE WEST WING: 2 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,275 Josh: WHERE THE HELL'D YOU GET THAT? 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,610 IT SAYS LEO McGARRY SPENT 28 DAYS 4 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,413 IN AN ALCOHOL AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE FACIL... 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,581 THIS IS A PIECE OF PAPER OBTAINED ILLEGALLY. 6 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,316 RECORDS KEPT BY THESE FACILITES 7 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:16,784 ARE CONFIDENTIAL, JOSH. 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,086 HE'S GOT HIM. 9 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,820 I THOUGHT WHAT I'D DO IS KISS YOU 10 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,422 ON THE MOUTH, AND THEN I'D BE ABLE 11 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:24,525 TO GIVE MY WORK THE KIND OF CONCENTRATION 12 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:25,693 IT REALLY DESERVES. 13 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:28,929 I VOLUNTARILY ADMITTED MYSELF TO THE SIERRA TUCSON 14 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,464 REHABILITATION FACILITY 15 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,701 TO TREAT AN ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL AND VALIUM. 16 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,543 C.J.: WEATHER PERMITTING, WE'LL BE IN THE ROSE GARDEN. 17 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,744 Woman: AND "WEATHER PERMITTING" MEANS...? 18 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:44,745 IF IT'S NOT RAINING. 19 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:45,846 C.J.... I KNOW. 20 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:46,914 IT'S GOING TO BE 22 DEGREES. 21 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:47,781 I KNOW. 22 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:48,882 I DON'T KNOW WHY... 23 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:50,418 THIS PRESIDENT IS FROM NEW ENGLAND. 24 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,753 IT'S TIME WE ALL STARTED GETTING USED TO THAT. 25 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,855 AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME THIS MORNING. 26 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:56,157 WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE? 27 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:57,791 THERE WILL BE 15 PEN RECIPIENTS. 28 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,760 THE PRESIDENT WILL SIGN THE BILL WITH 15 PENS. 29 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,995 SOMEONE ON MY STAFF WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT. 30 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,431 Danny: C.J.? 31 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,032 TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE PENS. 32 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:05,833 I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE PENS. 33 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,000 YES, DANNY? 34 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,436 "JOSIAH BARTLETT" HAS 13 LETTERS. 35 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,871 HOW'S THE PRESIDENT GOING TO USE 15 PENS? 36 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,206 DANNY...? I JUST... 37 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:13,241 YOU KNOW YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM 38 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,375 DOING THE MATH ON THAT, RIGHT? 39 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:16,277 ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM. 40 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:19,012 MY READERS EXPECT A LITTLE BIT MORE. 41 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,013 ( exasperated sigh ) 42 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,682 15 PENS, 13 LETTERS. 43 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:24,618 THEY MUST HAVE STUCK SOMETHING IN HERE ABOUT... 44 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:25,586 YES! 45 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,588 HE'S GOING TO... INTERESTING. 46 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:31,692 HE'S GOING TO LITERALLY DOT THE "I" AND CROSS THE Ts. 47 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,793 THANK YOU. 48 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:33,694 FREAK BOY. 49 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:34,862 THANK YOU AGAIN. 50 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,197 JONATHAN AND JENNIFER LYDELL-- 51 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,166 THE PARENTS OF LOWELL LYDELL-- 52 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,733 HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE GUEST LIST. 53 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,869 ALSO ADDED TO THE GUEST LIST ARE SENATORS... 54 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,036 C.J.? THAT STILL ON? 55 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,405 WHAT STILL ON? THE LYDELLS. 56 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:45,038 YEAH. 57 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,740 THERE'S A RUMOR 58 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,743 THAT THE LYDELLS AREN'T BIG SUPPORTERS OF THE PRESIDENT... 59 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:53,814 IT'S RIDICULOUS-- THE PRESIDENT SIGNING HATE CRIMES LEGISLATION. 60 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:58,152 JONATHAN AND JENNIFER LYDELL'S SON WAS KILLED FOR BEING GAY. 61 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,887 I HEARD THE SAME THING. 62 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,522 THE LYDELLS ARE COMING. 63 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:02,990 AND THEY'LL BE AVAILABLE TO THE PRESS? 64 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,792 YEAH. WHERE WAS I? 65 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:05,593 Woman: "SENATORS." 66 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,794 BREECH AND LARKIN. 67 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:09,163 SENATORS BREACH AND LARKIN WILL BE ATTENDING AS WELL. 68 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:11,131 LISTEN, YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE. 69 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,066 DON'T FORGET TO TIP YOUR WAITRESSES. 70 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:13,934 THAT'S ALL THE NEWS TODAY. 71 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,336 YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. 72 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:20,741 I KIND OF WISH YOU HADN'T DONE THAT. 73 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:21,442 DONE WHAT? 74 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:22,343 GUARANTEED THE LYDELLS. 75 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:23,377 THEY'RE NOT COMING? 76 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,978 THEY ARE COMING. 77 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,780 I'M JUST NOT SURE WE'RE GOING TO WANT THEM THERE. 78 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:27,815 I FLEW OUT TO ST. PAUL. 79 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:31,219 I SPOKE TO THE MOTHER ON THE PHONE. TWICE. 80 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,320 THE MOTHER IS FINE. 81 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,354 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE FATHER? 82 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:34,087 HE DOESN'T SAY MUCH. 83 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,289 THAT'S IT? 84 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:36,457 SOMETIMES THAT'S AN INDICATION... 85 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,359 THEIR SON WAS JUST MURDERED. 86 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:39,993 DID YOU WANT HIM TO WEAR A CAMPAIGN BUTTON? 87 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,395 I DO AT THE BILL SIGNING 88 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,364 AND THE RETICENCE HE EXHIBITED IN HIS KITCHEN... 89 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,665 ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF? 90 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:46,300 THEY'RE FLYING IN IN THE MORNING. 91 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,101 MEET WITH THEM, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. 92 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,970 YOU WANT ME TO AUDITION THE LYDELLS? 93 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:51,672 YES, AND I'D ALSO LIKE YOU TO CUT ME 94 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:52,773 SOME SLACK. 95 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,442 FINE. 96 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,877 CAROL? DOTTING THE Is, CROSSING THE Ts... 97 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:57,878 THANK YOU FOR THAT. 98 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:58,779 WE DO OUR HOMEWORK. 99 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,082 YOU MISSPELLED "SENATOR." 100 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,284 HELLO. 101 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:04,652 WE'VE GOT A BIT OF A STICKY WICKET. 102 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:05,919 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME I'M STAYING HERE 103 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:06,920 AND WORKING LATE TONIGHT. 104 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,222 I NEED YOU TO READ A REPORT. 105 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,223 I'M A WOMAN IN HER PRIME, JOSH. 106 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,758 I'M A PRIME WOMAN. 107 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,860 NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, BUT I NEED YOU TO READ THIS ANYWAY. 108 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:16,797 WE WANT CONGRESS TO SIGN OFF ON FUNDS FOR 100,000 NEW TEACHERS. 109 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,333 THEY SAY FINE, BUT YOU GOT TO STIPULATE 110 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,934 THAT IN SEX ED CLASSES... 111 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,270 ABSTINENCE ONLY? YES. 112 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,271 I WOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE 113 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,873 PASSING SUCH A CLASS. 114 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,075 WE COMMISSIONED A REPORT ABOUT A YEAR AGO 115 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,077 ON SEX EDUCATION IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS 116 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,079 AND, WELL, THIS IS IT. 117 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,647 WHAT'S IT SAY? 118 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:34,715 IT'S NOT GOOD. 119 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,617 HOW'S IT NOT GOOD? IT SAYS, BASICALLY 120 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:39,753 THAT TEACHING ABSTINENCE ONLY DOESN'T WORK 121 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,789 THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE PRONE TO HAVE SEX 122 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,524 WHETHER THEY'RE CAUTIONED AGAINST IT OR NOT. 123 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:44,892 WHAT ARE THEY RECOMMENDING? 124 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:45,626 SOMETHING CALLED 125 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:46,827 ABSTINENCE PLUS. 126 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,061 "ABSTINENCE PLUS"? YES. 127 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:49,330 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 128 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,999 WELL, SAM'S RENAMED IT "EVERYTHING BUT." 129 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:52,766 "EVERYTHING BUT"? 130 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:53,467 YES. 131 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:53,867 AH. 132 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,068 YES. 133 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:58,205 THEY WANT TEACHERS TO TEACH...? YES. 134 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,940 AND SO THE STICKY WICKET JOKE WAS...? 135 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,042 A REGRETTABLE PUN. 136 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,210 SHOULD I ORDER YOU SOME FOOD? 137 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,144 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER 138 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,012 THE LAST TIME I GOT HOME 139 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,548 BEFORE MIDNIGHT. 140 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,451 BY THE WAY, PAGES 27 TO 33. 141 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:13,120 A COUPLE OF THINGS EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW. 142 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,955 GET ME A SALAD. 143 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:04,705 C.J.: HEY. 144 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:05,673 Danny: WANT TO HAVE DINNER? 145 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:06,740 WITH YOU? YES. 146 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,175 I HAVE TO READ A REPORT ON SEX EDUCATION. 147 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,410 HEY. I'M ANTICIPATING ANY JOKE 148 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:10,944 YOU COULD POSSIBLY MAKE RIGHT NOW 149 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,780 AND I'M NOT FINDING ANY OF THEM FUNNY. 150 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,615 EVENTUALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME. 151 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:15,983 YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP GRABBING ME AND KISSING ME. 152 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,150 I DIDN'T... WELL, YOU CAN. 153 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,386 I'M NOT GOING TO MIND OR ANYTHING. 154 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:20,120 I DIDN'T GRAB YOU. YOU GRABBED ME. 155 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,823 FIRST TIME. SECOND, THIRD, FOURTH TIMES, YOU GRABBED ME. 156 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,559 ALL WEEK LONG, RANDOMLY GRABBING ME AND KISSING ME. 157 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,127 LIKE I SAID, I APPLAUD THE SPIRIT 158 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,497 BUT THERE'S BETTER THINGS AHEAD 159 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:30,964 AS I'M SURE YOU'RE ABOUT TO READ. 160 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,900 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 161 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,935 I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT AN ADVANCE MAN FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT 162 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,937 WHO TOOK A NAVY HELICOPTER TO PEBBLE BEACH 163 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:37,771 TO SHOOT 18 HOLES. 164 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:38,739 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 165 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,207 NO. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 166 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,241 A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE. 167 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,443 WHAT KIND OF SOURCE? 168 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,111 THE ANONYMOUS KIND. 169 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,112 I'LL FIND OUT ABOUT IT. 170 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,614 DO IT PROMPTLY, WOULD YOU. 171 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,582 I GOT A HELICOPTER PILOT WHO SAT AROUND FOR FOUR HOURS 172 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:49,517 ON THE TAXPAYER'S TIME 173 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,718 WHILE YOUR ADVANCE MAN 174 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,152 HIT EVERY SAND TRAP IN CARMEL. 175 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,421 OKAY. 176 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,856 SEE YOU. WAIT. 177 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:07,668 OKAY, YOU CAN GO NOW. 178 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,503 NO PROBLEM. 179 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,444 JOSH! 180 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,611 DID THEY BURN THE HAMBURGER? 181 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,646 I TOLD THEM WELL-DONE. 182 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,913 HE LIKES IT BEYOND WELL-DONE. 183 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,181 HE LIKES IT BURNT. 184 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:21,982 YEAH... 185 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:22,983 FOOD'S HERE. 186 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:23,584 DID THEY BURN THE HAMBURGER? 187 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:24,752 YES. 188 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,920 DID YOU CHECK? I'M NOT CHECKING YOUR FOOD. 189 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,656 LET'S GO. 190 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,492 NO, NO, I'LL CARRY IT. 191 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,960 I LIKE IT WHERE IF YOU DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR 192 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,127 IT WOULD BREAK. 193 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,429 WHAT'S "TAKE OUT THE TRASH DAY"? 194 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:36,897 FRIDAY. I MEAN WHAT IS IT? 195 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,231 ANY STORIES WE HAVE TO GIVE THE PRESS 196 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,399 THAT WE'RE NOT WILD ABOUT 197 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,400 WE GIVE THEM ALL IN A LUMP ON FRIDAY. 198 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:41,368 WHY DO YOU DO IT IN A LUMP? 199 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:42,836 INSTEAD OF ONE AT A TIME? 200 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,538 I'D THINK YOU'D WANT TO SPREAD THEM OUT. 201 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:47,274 THEY'VE GOT "X" COLUMN INCHES TO FILL. YES. 202 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,809 THEY'RE GOING TO FILL THEM NO MATTER WHAT. 203 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,511 YES. SO IF WE GIVE THEM ONE STORY 204 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,312 THAT STORY'S "X" COLUMN INCHES. 205 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,981 YOU GIVE THEM FIVE STORIES... 206 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,148 IT'S A FIFTH THE SIZE. 207 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,450 WHY DO YOU DO IT ON FRIDAY? 208 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,785 NO ONE READS THE PAPER ON SATURDAY. 209 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,553 YOU GUYS ARE REAL POPULISTS. 210 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,522 SALAD'S FOR C.J. MM-HMM. 211 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,931 YEAH? 212 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:14,301 THERE IS A TOWN IN ALABAMA THAT WANTS TO ABOLISH ALL LAWS 213 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,469 EXCEPT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. 214 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,870 I SAW IT. 215 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,238 WELL, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM. 216 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:19,573 BECAUSE THE CONSTITUTION 217 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,141 PROHIBITS RELIGIOUS ACTIVITY IN ANY FORM 218 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,409 CONNECTED TO GOVERNMENT. 219 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:23,877 GOOD POINT. TWO PROBLEMS. 220 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,513 SAM, I'M BUSY HERE. I JUST MEAN 221 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,747 SOME OF THOSE COMMANDMENTS ARE PRETTY 222 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,982 HARD TO ENFORCE. WHAT IS IT? 223 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:29,817 I JUST GOT A CALL 224 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,752 ASKING ME IF I WANTED TO COMMENT 225 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:35,523 ON A STORY THAT'S GOING TO RUN IN THE GEORGETOWN HOYATOMORROW. 226 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:36,824 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER? 227 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,325 A SOCIOLOGY PROFESSOR'S BEEN TEACHING 228 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,928 WHAT THE PAPER, AT ANY RATE, FEELS IS RACIST STUFF. 229 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:44,632 YOU KNOW, TOO MUCH FUNDING FOR HEAD START, WELFARE MOTHERS... 230 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,399 AND WHY ARE THEY TALKING TO US? 231 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,400 ZOEY'S IN THE CLASS. 232 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,636 WHO CARES? 233 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,538 THIS MINUTE, THE GEORGETOWN HOYA 234 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,305 TOMORROW... 235 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:55,976 THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER'S GOT AN IDIOT SOCIOLOGY PROFESSOR 236 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:56,677 AND WE GOT TO... 237 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:57,778 I'LL TALK TO ZOEY. 238 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,813 PLEASE. 239 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,086 WHAT ELSE? 240 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,021 COVETING THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE, FOR EXAMPLE. 241 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,256 HOW YOU GOING TO ENFORCE THAT ONE? 242 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,423 SAM... 243 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,225 WE NEVER HAVE OUR CHATS ANYMORE, TOBY. 244 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,260 WHAT CHATS? 245 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,695 OUR LATE NIGHT CHATS. 246 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:17,297 DID WE EVER DO THAT? 247 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,266 NO. 248 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,200 FELLAS. HEY. 249 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,702 MY OFFICE. 250 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:23,737 LEO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S 251 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:24,705 A TOWN IN ALABAMA THAT WANTS...? 252 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,807 YES. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 253 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,041 COVETING THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE 254 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,610 IS GOING TO CAUSE SOME PROBLEMS. 255 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,978 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. PLUS, IF I WERE ARRESTED 256 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,680 FOR COVETING MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE 257 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,082 WHEN ASKED ABOUT IT, I'D PROBABLY BEAR FALSE WITNESS. 258 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:36,717 HI. 259 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,051 JOSH, THIS SEX ED REPORT 260 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,487 COULD NOT POSSIBLY COME AT A WORSE TIME. 261 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,189 I KNOW. 100,000 SCHOOL TEACHERS... 262 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,791 I KNOW. HE'S GOING TO SIGN THE HATE CRIMES BILL. 263 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,425 HE DIDN'T WRITE THE THING, LEO. 264 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:48,495 I'M SAYING I WISH WE'D GOTTEN SOME HEADS UP IT WAS COMING. 265 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,030 WELL, THAT HORSE LEFT THE BARN. 266 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,666 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT TOMORROW. 267 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,635 WHAT ELSE? WHAT'S THIS THING ON THE HILL? 268 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:57,404 SAM AND ME, WE'RE MEETING WITH... BRUNO 269 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,739 FROM AN APPROPRIATIONS SUBCOMMITTEE 270 00:08:58,806 --> 00:08:59,873 THAT HAS JURISDICTION 271 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:02,109 OVER THE WHITE HOUSE BUDGET. 272 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,176 IS THIS ABOUT ME? 273 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,311 TECHNICALLY, IT'S ABOUT ME. 274 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,513 THEY WANT TO KNOW WHY I WITHHELD INFORMATION 275 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,281 GAINED DURING INSPECTOR JAVERT'S 276 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,549 DRUG SEARCH. UM... 277 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:10,718 IT'S A... CAN I SAY 278 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,952 SOMETHING ABOUT THAT? NO. 279 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,553 IT WAS ABSOLUTELY THE RIGHT THING TO DO... 280 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:16,056 I UNDERSTAND. 281 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:16,990 YOU'RE GOING WITH HIM? 282 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:17,625 YEAH. 283 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,627 OKAY. 284 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:20,728 I'M SORRY TO MAKE YOU GUYS... 285 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,929 LEO. PLEASE. 286 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,096 OKAY. 287 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,499 FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE. 288 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,001 SHE JUST SAID... GUYS... 289 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,603 SHE JUST SAID SHE KNEW THAT FOR SURE. 290 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,271 SHE SAID SHE KNEW IT IN HER HEART 291 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,640 WHICH IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN SOMEBODY SAYING... 292 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,007 I KNOW IT FOR SURE. 293 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:34,908 SHE JUST SAID IT. 294 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,276 SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THEIR BOSS. 295 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,410 Mrs. Landingham: EXCUSE ME. 296 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,679 GOOD EVENING, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 297 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:39,980 WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS DOING? 298 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,950 WE'RE JUST TALKING, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 299 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,552 YOU ALL WORK FOR VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE. 300 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,454 THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR GOSSIP. 301 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,622 YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 302 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,590 YES, MA'AM. 303 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:53,794 DONNA. 304 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,562 SHE SAID SHE KNEW IT IN HER HEART. 305 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:58,031 YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I'VE BEEN WRONG ABOUT IN MY HEART? 306 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,499 YEAH, BUT SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT THIS ONE. 307 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,101 AREN'T YOU? 308 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,303 HERE'S A GROUP OF FEDERAL EMPLOYEES. 309 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,206 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 310 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,040 SURE. 311 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,642 IN SAM'S OFFICE. 312 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,043 WE'LL NEED TO ASK SAM, DON'T YOU THINK? 313 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,745 I NEED SAM, TOO. 314 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:12,479 Josh: SAM. 315 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,546 YES, SIR. 316 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,715 DONNA NEEDS TO TALK TO US 317 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,817 AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 318 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,185 THIS VICE PRESIDENT'S ADVANCE MAN 319 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,720 WITH THE GOLF CLUBS AND THE HELICOPTER. 320 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,588 CHAD MARGRUDIAN. YEAH. 321 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,223 DIDN'T HE USED TO WORK FOR US? 322 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:23,924 KEPT SCREWING UP. 323 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,525 HOW? HE ADVANCED 324 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,761 THE PUERTO RICO TRIP AND SPENT A HALF A DAY SCUBA DIVING 325 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,797 WHICH WAS NOWHERE ON THE PRESIDENT'S ITINERARY. 326 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,565 HE ADVANCED THE NEW YORK TRIP, AND GOT TICKETS 327 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,533 TO SOMETHING THAT THE PRESIDENT 328 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,802 HAD NO INTENTION OF SEEING. 329 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,904 HE'S WORKING FOR HOYNES NOW? YEAH. 330 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,138 PLAYED 18 HOLES AT PEBBLE BEACH. 331 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,073 TECHNICALLY WHAT HE'S SUPPOSED TO DO. 332 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,676 WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE A NAVY HELICOPTER AND MAKE IT WAIT. 333 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,977 WELL, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH US? 334 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,779 WE KNOW WHO LEAKED THE STORY. 335 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:56,724 HEY. 336 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,457 YOU REMEMBER CHAD MARGRUDIAN? 337 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,425 THE ADVANCE MAN? 338 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,592 YEAH. HE TOOK A RIDE... 339 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,627 I KNOW ABOUT THIS 340 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,729 ALREADY. THE ROUND OF GOLF. 341 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,163 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 342 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,865 DANNY GOT IT FROM A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE. 343 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:05,866 AND DANNY GAVE IT TO YOU? 344 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,200 ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT? 345 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,702 AS LONG AS IT WASN'T THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 346 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,870 TOBY. I WAS JOK... 347 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,805 IT BETTER HAVE BEEN. WHAT ELSE? 348 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,173 C.J. WHAT ELSE? 349 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,242 THERE'S GOING TO BE A THING WITH ZOEY. 350 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,945 HER SOCIOLOGY PROFESSOR'S TEACHING SOME THINGS. 351 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,747 WE'RE GOING TO GET HER OUT OF THE CLASS. 352 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,314 YOU CAN DUMP THEM BOTH OUT WITH THE TRASH. 353 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,483 OKAY. 354 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,518 AND I WAS KIDDING BEFORE. 355 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,220 I DON'T LEAK STORIES TO DANNY. 356 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,822 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK DANNY. 357 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,390 I DO BELIEVE YOU. 358 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,493 GOOD. 359 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,795 YOU OKAY BY YOURSELF? 360 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,965 WHY WOULDN'T I BE OKAY? 361 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,134 OKAY. 362 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,806 GOOD NIGHT. 363 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,353 HER NAME IS KAREN LARSEN. 364 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,355 SHE'D WORKED ON THE VICE PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN 365 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,091 AND IN HIS PUBLIC AFFAIRS OFFICE. 366 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:07,761 AIDES THOUGHT SHE WAS GETTING A BIT OF A CRUSH ON HOYNES 367 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,629 SO THEY MOVED HER FURTHER AWAY. 368 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:10,563 WHERE? 369 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,765 I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. 370 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,532 PERSONNEL? 371 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,733 YEAH. 372 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,235 HOW HIGH IS HER FBI CLEARANCE? 373 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:18,071 HIGH ENOUGH. I THINK WE FOUND OUR MAN. 374 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,239 SAM, HAVE A TALK WITH HER 375 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,074 WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM THE HILL. 376 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,042 YEAH. 377 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,811 THE WAY THE EUROPEAN UNION'S SET UP 378 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,813 THE RULES FAVOR THE IMPORT OF BANANAS 379 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:26,947 FROM LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRIES 380 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,916 THAT USED TO BE EUROPEAN COLONIES. 381 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:29,749 I DON'T WANT TO SPEND A WHOLE DAY 382 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,284 TALKING ABOUT BANANAS. 383 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,719 GOOD MORNING, NANCY, GOOD MORNING, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 384 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,921 GOOD MORNING, MR. PRESIDENT. 385 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,823 DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED A BANANA? NO. 386 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,157 NANCY, RUN GET THE PRESIDENT A BANANA. 387 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,558 I REALLY DON'T WANT A BANANA. 388 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,093 ARE YOU SURE, SIR? YES, THANK YOU. 389 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,728 IT'S GOT LOTS OF POTASSIUM. 390 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,298 I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU NOW. 391 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,233 GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 392 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,434 GOOD MORNING, SIR. GOOD MORNING, SIR. 393 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,635 SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 394 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,970 THE POINT THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE 395 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,905 IS THAT THE RULES DISCRIMINATE AGAINST BANANAS 396 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,241 FROM POORER LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRIES. 397 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,208 ARE WE A POORER LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRY? 398 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,209 NO. 399 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,544 THEN WHY AM I HAVING THIS CONVERSATION? 400 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,779 BECAUSE THE BANANAS GROWN IN THOSE COUNTRIES 401 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,214 ARE SOLD BY AMERICAN COMPANIES. 402 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,583 SO I'M IN TROUBLE WITH CHIQUITA AND DOLE? 403 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,719 WELL, IT'S NOT YOU SO MUCH AS... 404 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,022 YEAH, IT'S MOSTLY YOU. 405 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:09,789 TOBY? 406 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,958 YES, SIR? 407 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,425 WE HAVE APPOINTED FIVE PEOPLE 408 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,627 TO THE CORPORATION FOR PUBLIC BROADCASTING. 409 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,129 REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE 410 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,932 AS WELL AS AN ALARMING NUMBER OF DEMOCRATS 411 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,700 HAVE BEEN HOLDING UP THOSE APPOINTMENTS. 412 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,035 I-I'VE BEEN FULLY BRIEFED. 413 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,837 AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, THEIR RELUCTANCE 414 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,839 HAS LITTLE, IF ANYTHING, TO DO WITH BANANAS. 415 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,374 I'M MEETING WITH SOME KEY PEOPLE THIS AFTERNOON. 416 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,375 YOU'RE ALL SET? 417 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,911 I... WAS RAISED ON SESAME STREET; 418 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,946 I WAS RAISED ON JULIA CHILD; 419 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,849 I WAS RAISED ON BRIDESHEAD REVISITED. 420 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,518 THEIR LEGACIES ARE SAFE IN MY HANDS, SIR. 421 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,320 ( laughing ) 422 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:43,056 YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM? 423 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,158 YOU WATCHED COOKING SHOWS? 424 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,360 I WATCHED MISS JULIA CHILD. 425 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,229 OKAY. 426 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,464 Leo: C.J., MANDY TALK TO YOU 427 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,765 ABOUT THE LYDELLS? 428 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,234 YEAH. YOU'RE GOING TO SIT WITH THEM? 429 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,903 WHEN THEY GET IN THIS AFTERNOON. 430 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,137 President: THEN TALK TO THE FATHER. 431 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,471 YES, SIR. AND THE MOTHER, TOO-- 432 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,973 BUT I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THE FATHER. 433 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,308 SIR, IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING 434 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,610 WHAT EXACTLY IS THE NATURE OF YOUR CONCERN? 435 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,912 MANDY SAYS HE'S WITHDRAWN. 436 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,180 THAT HE DOESN'T SAY MUCH. 437 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,016 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HIS SON WAS JUST KILLED. 438 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,150 HIS SON WAS JUST KILLED 439 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,386 BECAUSE HE WAS GAY. 440 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,554 AND...? 441 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,556 THIS IS NO TIME TO PUT A GUY FRONT AND CENTER 442 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:20,560 WHO'S EMBARRASSED THAT HIS SON WAS GAY. 443 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,528 REALLY. 444 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,630 FATHERS AND SONS, C.J. 445 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,066 THIS GUY SELLS DENTAL SUPPLIES IN THE TWIN CITIES 446 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:29,236 SO HOW ENLIGHTENED DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO BE? 447 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,638 YEAH, BUT HIS SON JUST DIED. 448 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,473 SIT AND TALK TO THEM. 449 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,174 YES, SIR. 450 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,775 President: IS THAT IT? 451 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,945 MR. PRESIDENT, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY 452 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,913 TO LOOK AT THE SEX EDUCATION REPORT? 453 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,048 I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE YET. 454 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,382 'CAUSE IT'S VERY DRAMATIC. 455 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,917 WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THE RIGHT FORUM 456 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,585 WITH WHICH TO PRESENT IT TO THE PUBLIC. 457 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,988 I'LL LOOK IT OVER AND WE'LL TALK AT THE END OF THE DAY. 458 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,122 YES, SIR. THANK YOU. 459 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,590 JOSH AND SAM, WAIT UP A SECOND. 460 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:51,524 LEO, DON'T GO AWAY. 461 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,960 MM-HMM. 462 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,463 EXCUSE US, LINDELL. 463 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,998 THANK YOU. 464 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,402 WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING UP TO THE HILL? 465 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,603 NOON. 466 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,173 I WANT TO PREEMPT A HEARING. I DON'T WANT IT. 467 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,340 I DON'T WANT IT FOR LEO. 468 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,475 I DON'T WANT IT FOR HIS FAMILY. 469 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,243 I DON'T WANT IT FOR US. 470 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,980 THEY KNOW THAT AND THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY "LET'S MAKE A DEAL." 471 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,948 DON'T TAKE ANYTHING OFF THE TABLE 472 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,484 UNTIL YOU'VE TALKED TO ME, YOU UNDERSTAND? 473 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,819 YES, SIR. OKAY. 474 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,388 UNLESS A WAR BREAKS OUT 475 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,057 I'LL BE SPENDING MUCH OF MY DAY TALKING ABOUT BANANAS. 476 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:24,757 GODSPEED TO YOU, SIR. 477 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:25,892 THANK YOU. 478 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,759 THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 479 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,028 ALL RIGHT. 480 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:38,071 IS SIMON BLYE COMING IN TO MEET WITH YOU TODAY? 481 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,339 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 482 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,941 I BROKE INTO YOUR SECRET SCHEDULE COMPARTMENT 483 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,244 AND TOOK INFRARED PHOTOS WITH MY COMPACT CAMERA. 484 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,012 SIR... 485 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,379 MARGARET TOLD ME. LOOK... 486 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,916 WHY ARE YOU MEETING WITH THAT MAN? 487 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:50,917 HE'S A GOOD FRIEND. 488 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,486 NO, HE'S NOT. 489 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,821 HE'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO ME. 490 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,456 IN GOOD TIMES, LEO. 491 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,525 IT'S NOT HARD TO LIKE A GUY WHEN HE'S DOING WELL. 492 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,560 THE MEASURE OF A MAN 493 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:05,265 IS HOW DOES HE BEHAVE WHEN THINGS ARE OTHERWISE? 494 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,366 I NEED SOME COUNSEL. 495 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,001 THAT YOU COULDN'T GET FROM ME... 496 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,303 OR TOBY OR JOSH OR SAM OR C.J.? 497 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,205 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, MR. PRESIDENT, AND-- 498 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,174 I KNOW YOU. AND, OF COURSE, YOUR COUNSEL 499 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,409 IS VALUED ABOVE ALL ELSE. 500 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,212 I JUST MEANT... 501 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,513 I CAN USE ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. 502 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,182 YOU PUT A LOT OF FAITH IN PEOPLE, LEO 503 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,716 AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT. 504 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,353 I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET DISAPPOINTED. 505 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,154 YES, SIR. 506 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,423 ESPECIALLY NOW. 507 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,991 YES, SIR. 508 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,127 OKAY. 509 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,401 OH, AT SOME POINT, YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SEX ED REPORT. 510 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,202 I WILL. 511 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,703 THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU. 512 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:48,541 HEY. 513 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,542 HEY! 514 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,443 TELL ME SOMETHING. 515 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,078 OKAY. 516 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:51,878 ARE WE OFF THE RECORD? 517 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,080 SURE. ARE WE? 518 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:53,980 YES. FEELS LIKE WE'RE 519 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:54,981 STILL ON THE RECORD. 520 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,249 I DON'T FLICK A SWITCH. 521 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,184 WE'RE OFF THE RECORD. 522 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,185 NEVER MIND. 523 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,052 WHAT WAS IT? 524 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,687 IT WAS... NOTHING. 525 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:01,954 I WANT TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR 526 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,690 THAT I HAVE NO OBJECTION TO THE KISSING. 527 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,724 I UNDERSTAND. 528 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,792 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK 529 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,094 THAT IT WAS A PROBLEM FOR ME. 530 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,829 THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE KISSING. 531 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,564 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 532 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,004 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A FATHER COULD BE EMBARRASSED 533 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,506 ABOUT HIS SON BEING GAY 534 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:23,243 EVEN AFTER HIS SON WAS MURDERED? 535 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,545 YES. 536 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,613 POSSIBLE TO THE EXTENT 537 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,515 THAT HE'D BE DISINCLINED TO SUPPORT A LAW 538 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,083 THAT WOULD IMPOSE STIFFER PENALTIES 539 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,818 UPON THE PERPETRATORS OF HATE CRIMES 540 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,985 INCLUDING THE ONES 541 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,787 WHO TIED HIS 17-YEAR-OLD SON TO A TREE 542 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,890 AND THREW ROCKS AT HIS HEAD? 543 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:41,694 YES. 544 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,662 IT ELUDES ME. 545 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,697 I KNOW. OKAY. 546 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:45,732 YOU GOING TO TELL US 547 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,367 ABOUT THE ADVANCE GUY AND THE HELICOPTER? 548 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,835 I'LL HAVE INFORMATION ON FRIDAY. 549 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,270 YOU'LL DUMP IT IN THE FRIDAY TRASH. 550 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,738 HE'S A C-LEVEL AIDE TO THE VICE PRESIDENT. 551 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,374 HE'S RESIGNING. YOU WANT TO RUN A SPECIAL SECTION? 552 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,575 JUST MINDING THE PEOPLE'S BUSINESS. 553 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,009 A JOB YOU'RE UNIQUELY SUITED FOR. 554 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,010 THANK YOU. 555 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:58,945 GOOD-BYE. 556 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,813 OKAY. SEE YA. 557 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,718 OKAY, YOU SHOULD GO NOW. 558 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,821 I WORK HERE. 559 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,090 YES... THEN... 560 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,059 I SHOULD GO. 561 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,328 OKAY. 562 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,235 Bruno: THIS ISN'T A TRIAL. 563 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,803 THIS ISN'T A DEPOSITION. 564 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,238 YOU WON'T BE SWORN IN. 565 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,873 YOU'RE NOT ON THE RECORD. 566 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,475 THERE WILL BE NO RECORD. 567 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,943 I SIT ON THE HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS SUBCOMMITTEE 568 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,480 FOR WHITE HOUSE BUDGET AND MANAGEMENT. 569 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,182 THANKS. 570 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,883 MANY OF MY COLLEAGUES, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE 571 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,318 ARE ASKING THAT HEARINGS BE HELD 572 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,019 TO DETERMINE IF THERE WAS ANY WRONGDOING 573 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,189 ON THE PART OF SENIOR WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS 574 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,324 IN COVERING UP LEO McGARRY'S PAST PROBLEMS 575 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,093 WITH ALCOHOL AND DRUGS. 576 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,429 I WANT TO SEE IF WE CAN AVOID THAT. 577 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,464 AS I'M SURE YOU DO, AS WELL. 578 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,032 YES, SIR. 579 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,702 SO... WHAT HAPPENED? 580 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,170 LEO? 581 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:57,870 IS HE HERE? 582 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:58,605 YES. 583 00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,839 SEND HIM IN. 584 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,810 LEO! SIMON. 585 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:04,844 THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING. 586 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:05,812 OF COURSE. 587 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:06,446 ANY TROUBLE GETTING HERE? 588 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,079 NO, NO. 589 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,315 HOW'S MEREDITH? 590 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,583 SPENDING ALL HER TIME IN THE COUNTRY NOW. 591 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,384 WELL... 592 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,752 YOU BUILT THE HOUSE, SIMON. 593 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,820 ( laughing ) 594 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,957 AND I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY, LEO. 595 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,826 WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT YOU? 596 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,027 OKAY. 597 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,662 Sam: THIS PAST NOVEMBER 21st 598 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,231 CONGRESSMAN LILLIENFIELD ANNOUNCED 599 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,765 IN A SORT OF RECKLESS FASHION 600 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,635 THAT ONE IN THREE WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS WAS ON DRUGS. 601 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,770 WE WERE IN THE MIDST OF ANNOUNCING OUR NOMINEE 602 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,305 FOR THE SUPREME COURT 603 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,606 SO THERE WAS A CERTAIN AMOUNT... 604 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,674 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BLOW THE MOMENT. 605 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,608 YES. 606 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,176 YOU CAN SPEAK CANDIDLY HERE. 607 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,611 THANK YOU. 608 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,013 DID TOBY ZIEGLER ASK YOU TO INVESTIGATE THE CLAIM? 609 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,181 Sam: "INVESTIGATE" IS A WORD THAT 610 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,451 GETS US INTO SOME TROUBLE. AH. 611 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,853 YOU CONDUCTED INTERVIEWS WITH STAFFERS TO DETERMINE... 612 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:47,687 AS A FIRST GLANCE. 613 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,788 RIGHT. 614 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,457 IF THERE WERE ANY STAFFERS USING DRUGS 615 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,359 OF IF ANYONE KNEW OF ANY STAFFERS USING DRUGS. 616 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,493 Josh: THAT'S RIGHT. 617 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,228 Bruno: AND CLAYPOOL SUBPOENAED 618 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,729 THE PAPERWORK ON THE INTERVIEWS. 619 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,831 UNDER THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT. 620 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,132 OKAY. 621 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,603 I'VE GOT YOUR CLAYPOOL DEPOSITION HERE 622 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,071 AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT FOR A MOMENT. 623 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,573 Josh: SURE. 624 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,740 Simon: JOSH LYMAN AND SAM SEABORN-- 625 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,141 IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING 626 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,710 THEY'RE UP WITH BRUNO'S PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. 627 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:11,478 THAT'S RIGHT. 628 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,480 TRYING TO AVOID A HEARING. 629 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,982 THEY WON'T BE SUCCESSFUL. 630 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,717 JOSH AND SAM ARE PRETTY GOOD. 631 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,218 AND BRUNO'S A REASONABLE GUY, SO... 632 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,920 THERE'S GOING TO BE A HEARING, LEO 633 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,456 AND IT'LL TAKE MONTHS AND IT'LL BE AWFUL. 634 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,293 WE'RE GOING TO HEAR STORIES ABOUT BOOZE AND PILLS 635 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,226 AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE YOU DID. 636 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,495 OH, SIMON... 637 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,330 THE PRESIDENT'S GOT A BUDGET TO PASS 638 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,831 HE'S GOT TO GET MENDOZA CONFIRMED 639 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,633 AND IN NINE MONTHS, HE'S GOT TO GET 640 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:37,103 A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS ELECTED. 641 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,871 LEO... 642 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,275 SIMON, DID YOU COME HERE TO TELL ME 643 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,110 YOU THINK I SHOULD RESIGN? 644 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,945 YEAH. 645 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,316 I'VE OFFERED THE PRESIDENT MY RESIGNATION. 646 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,984 HE WON'T ACCEPT IT. 647 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:55,121 HE'S BLINDED BY FRIENDSHIP AND HE'S BEING FOOLISH 648 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,457 AND YOU SHOULD POINT THAT OUT TO HIM. 649 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,299 SIMON, I'M JUST TAKING A GUESS-- 650 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,634 IS THERE AN OP-ED PIECE COMING OUT 651 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,470 THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 652 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:11,704 IN TOMORROW'S POST. 653 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,473 I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW AS A COURTESY 654 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,141 SINCE WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG. 655 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,208 I HAVE A COPY WITH ME... 656 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,377 NO, I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT. 657 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,177 I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS. 658 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,178 LEO... 659 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,980 FOR THE GOOD OF THE PARTY. 660 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,048 FOR THE GOOD OF THE PRESIDENT. 661 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,416 YES. 662 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,617 A LEADING DEMOCRAT COMES OUT IN THE POST 663 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,985 AND CALLS FOR MY RESIGNATION. 664 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,787 THAT PROBABLY WON'T GET MUCH ATTENTION... 665 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:28,955 LEO... 666 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,023 AND IT WILL DEFINITELY NOT DISTRACT 667 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,325 FROM THE PRESIDENT'S AGENDA. 668 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,259 NOW, HANG ON A SECOND... I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU 669 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,694 MAKING THE ROUNDS 670 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,664 ON THE SUNDAY MORNING TALK SHOWS IN A WHILE, SIMON. 671 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:38,931 I'M GLAD I COULD HELP OUT. 672 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,935 I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD GO DIFFERENTLY. 673 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:43,970 TELL ME SOMETHING-- 674 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,505 WHERE'S YOUR GRAVE CONCERN 675 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,307 FOR COUNTRY, PARTY AND PRESIDENT WHEN YOU'RE OUT WHORING 676 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,377 FOR STANDARD OIL? 677 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,714 I'M INSULTED BY THAT. 678 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,083 WELL, GOD, I SURE DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 679 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,419 I DO NOT... THINK YOU SHOULD WALK OUT OF HERE NOW. 680 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,688 LEO... AS A MATTER OF FACT, I THINK YOU SHOULD RUN. 681 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,435 OH, GOD. 682 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,605 Josh: HOW LONG? 683 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,239 Bruno: AFTER THE MIDTERMS. 684 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:20,873 THAT'S ALMOST A YEAR. 685 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:21,541 YES, SIR. 686 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:22,675 YOU WANT THE WHITE HOUSE 687 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,911 TO KEEP THIS IN A DRAWER FOR A YEAR? 688 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,846 YES, SIR. WHY? 689 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,482 I DON'T WANT THEM TO BEG. NOBODY DOES. 690 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,350 NOBODY WANTS TO SUPPORT IT. 691 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,719 NOBODY WANTS TO OPPOSE IT. 692 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,422 NOBODY WANTS THE DEBATE-- NOT TILL AFTER MIDTERMS. 693 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,689 WE PUT THIS THING IN A DRAWER FOR A YEAR 694 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:37,990 AND YOU CAN GUARANTEE US... 695 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,659 THERE'LL BE NO HEARINGS IN THE HOUSE. 696 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:40,960 THE PRESIDENT WILL NEVER GO FOR IT. 697 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,294 YES, HE WILL. 698 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,230 LEO McGARRY HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG. 699 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:45,732 NEITHER HAS ANYONE ELSE. 700 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,767 THE HEARINGS AREN'T GOING TO TURN UP ANYTHING. 701 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,502 WE'RE NOT FRIGHTENED ENOUGH... 702 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:53,806 OH, STOP IT. HONEST TO GOD. 703 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,275 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE HELL THE HEARING TURNS UP. 704 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,810 IT'S A HEARING. 705 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,712 THIS ONE IS DRUGS SO IT'S SEXY. 706 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:03,249 THIS IS GERALDO'S DREAM COME TRUE. 707 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,251 SO DON'T GET UP WITH ME, OKAY? 708 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,487 I AM THROWING YOU A ROPE. 709 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,088 SOMETHING I'D LIKE THE TWO OF YOU TO REMEMBER 710 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,624 THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE MOUTHING OFF ON FACE THE NATION. 711 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,925 YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING DONE 712 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,961 'CAUSE HOUSE REPUBLICANS ARE VINDICTIVE. 713 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:18,765 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 714 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,800 YOU PUT TEENAGERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 715 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,803 YOU GUYS SCREWED THIS UP FROM THE BEGINNING. 716 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,205 YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE FIRST ON McGARRY. 717 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,541 YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD THE WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL'S OFFICE 718 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,109 RUN THE INTERNAL INVESTIGATION. 719 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:32,612 YOU COME REMARKABLY CLOSE TO PERJURY 720 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:35,448 IN THIS CLAYPOOL DEPOSITION. 721 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:36,716 I'D LIKE TO HOLD HEARINGS 722 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,051 INTO THE TWO OF YOU BEING STUPID. 723 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:45,492 BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME. 724 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,093 HERE'S THE PHONE. 725 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:50,096 I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT IS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL. 726 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,163 EXCUSE US. 727 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:07,346 TOBY, YOUR ARGUMENT ISN'T WITH US. 728 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,916 WE WATCH PBS. WE LIKE PBS. 729 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,718 BUT WE ALSO WORK FOR CONGRESSMEN 730 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,152 WHO HAVE CONSTITUENCIES 731 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,688 THAT WANT TO KNOW WHY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 732 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,492 IS SUBSIDIZING TELEVISION FOR RICH PEOPLE. 733 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:20,960 IT'S NOT TELEVISION FOR RICH PEOPLE. 734 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:23,730 OH, TOBY... IT'S NOT TELEVISION FOR RICH PEOPLE. 735 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,498 IN FACT, THE PUBLIC TELEVISION AUDIENCE 736 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,133 IS A FAIRLY ACCURATE REFLECTION 737 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:30,102 OF THE SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC MAKEUP OF THE UNITED STATES. 738 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,505 ONE QUARTER OF THE PBS AUDIENCE IS IN HOUSEHOLDS 739 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,774 WITH INCOMES LOWER THAN $20,000 A YEAR. 740 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,043 BLACKS COMPRISE 11% OF THE PUBLIC TELEVISION AUDIENCE 741 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,679 AND BLACKS COMPRISE 11% OF THE COMMERCIAL TV AUDIENCE. 742 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:43,916 47% OF PBS VIEWERS HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION, OR LESS 743 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,986 WHICH IS ONE PERCENT BETTER THAN THE COMMERCIAL TV AUDIENCE. 744 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,955 SO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT? 745 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,422 ARE THEY HERE? THEY'RE IN THE MURAL ROOM. 746 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,390 WHY DON'T YOU GET MANDY. 747 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:52,759 DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS? 748 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,460 SHE'S IN THE OVAL OFFICE, HAVING WHAT MUST BE 749 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,662 A VERY COMFORTABLE CONVERSATION 750 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:59,065 WITH THE PRESIDENT. 751 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:00,800 President: "THE MAJORITY OF YOUNG PEOPLE 752 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:03,736 "MOVE FROM KISSING TO MORE INTIMATE SEXUAL BEHAVIORS 753 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,805 "DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS. 754 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:08,908 MORE THAN 50% ENGAGE IN PETTING BEHAVIOR." 755 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:10,309 THAT'S WHAT I THINK IT IS, RIGHT? 756 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:11,611 YES, SIR. 757 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:12,945 "BY THE AGE OF 14 758 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,783 "MORE THAN 25% HAVE TOUCHED A GIRL'S..." 759 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,952 I WON'T SAY THAT WORD. 760 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,055 NOT GOING TO SAY THAT. 761 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,057 OKAY. 762 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:27,193 NOT GOING TO SAY THAT. 763 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:27,727 EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. 764 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:28,995 YES? 765 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:31,130 MANDY, THE LYDELLS ARE WAITING IN THE MURAL ROOM. 766 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,231 DOES C.J. KNOW? 767 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:33,432 SHE'S WAITING OUTSIDE. 768 00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:34,133 MR. PRESIDENT? 769 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,134 GO. 770 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,235 THANK YOU, SIR. 771 00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:39,338 THANK YOU. 772 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,908 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE WHAT'S IN THAT REPORT, SIR? 773 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:42,609 WITH YOU? 774 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:43,309 YES, SIR. 775 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,811 NO. 776 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,679 MAY I ASK WHY NOT, SIR? 777 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,447 BECAUSE I'D RATHER NOT BE IN THERAPY 778 00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:50,683 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 779 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,285 VERY WELL, SIR. 780 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:56,222 ( door closes ) 781 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,791 I WON'T SAY THAT WORD. 782 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:04,831 MR. AND MRS. LYDELL? 783 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:05,397 YES. 784 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,934 I'M C.J. CREGG 785 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,602 AND YOU'VE ALREADY MET MANDY. 786 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:12,071 YES. HOW DO YOU DO? 787 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:13,172 PLEASE SIT. 788 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,141 WE WANT TO THANK YOU FOR COMING SUCH A LONG WAY 789 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,877 PARTICULARLY SO SOON AFTER THIS UNSPEAKABLE TRAGEDY. 790 00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,311 WELL, WE'RE GLAD TO BE HERE. 791 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:22,181 THAT'S WHY WE ASKED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE. 792 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:25,551 IT WAS MANDY'S IMPRESSION-- AND PERHAPS IT WAS MISTAKEN-- 793 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,654 THAT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND 794 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,855 UH, HAVE SOME RESERVATIONS 795 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,056 ABOUT APPEARING IN SUPPORT 796 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:34,661 OF THE PRESIDENT. 797 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:36,295 I HATE TO HAVE TO PUT IT SO BLUNTLY 798 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,229 BUT IS THAT TRUE? 799 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:38,230 C.J. 800 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,899 WE STRONGLY SUPPORT THE HATE CRIMES LAW 801 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,600 THE PRESIDENT IS SIGNING TOMORROW NIGHT. 802 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:42,869 MR. LYDELL? 803 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,237 YES? 804 00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:47,940 I'M SORRY. I WAS ASKING... 805 00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:53,813 MR. LYDELL, I DON'T KNOW... HOW ELSE TO PUT THIS 806 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,849 BUT IF YOU APPEAR IN FRONT OF THE PRESS 807 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:59,018 TO BE AT ALL EMBARRASSED 808 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,954 BY YOUR SON'S HOMOSEXUALITY... 809 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:04,757 I GUESS, LET ME JUST ASK... 810 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:06,726 DO YOU SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT? 811 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,027 YES. WE DO. 812 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:08,494 NO. WE DO NOT. 813 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,796 JONATHAN... 814 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:13,565 NO. THAT WAS REALLY THE LAST... NO... 815 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,903 WE DO NOT. 816 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,105 THE HATE CRIMES BILL IS FINE. 817 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:19,672 WHO GIVES A DAMN? 818 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:20,439 IT'S FINE. 819 00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:21,874 I DON'T CARE. 820 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:23,776 IF YOU ASK ME, WE SHOULDN'T BE MAKING LAWS 821 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,411 AGAINST WHAT'S IN A PERSON'S HEAD 822 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,146 BUT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. 823 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:29,682 IT'S FINE. 824 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:34,253 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS PRESIDENT, WHO I VOTED FOR... 825 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,222 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE CAN TAKE 826 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,758 SUCH A COMPLETELY WEAK-ASS POSITION ON GAY RIGHTS. 827 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,259 JONATHAN... 828 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:44,330 GAYS IN THE MILITARY, SAME-SEX MARRIAGE, GAY ADOPTION 829 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,398 BOARDS OF EDUCATION... 830 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:49,301 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 831 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,939 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT QUALITY NECESSARY TO BEING A PARENT 832 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:56,776 THE PRESIDENT FEELS MY SON LACKED. 833 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,244 I WANT TO KNOW FROM THIS PRESIDENT 834 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,747 WHO HAS SERVED NOT ONE DAY IN UNIFORM-- 835 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,681 I HAD TWO TOURS IN VIETNAM-- 836 00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:06,585 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT QUALITY NECESSARY TO BEING A SOLDIER 837 00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:10,022 THIS PRESIDENT FEELS MY SON LACKED. 838 00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,393 LADY, I'M NOT EMBARRASSED 839 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,896 THAT MY SON WAS GAY... 840 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:19,832 MY GOVERNMENT IS. 841 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,339 WILL YOU EXCUSE US A MOMENT? 842 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,058 MANDY... 843 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,159 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEND THEM HOME. 844 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:47,827 THEY'LL BE FINE. 845 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:48,527 THEY WON'T BE FINE. 846 00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:50,029 MANDY... 847 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:51,263 THIS THING'S GOING TO BE OVER 848 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,564 AND THE PRESS IS GOING TO SURROUND THEM... 849 00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:53,465 SO THE PRESS SURROUNDS HIM. 850 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:54,433 HE SAYS WHAT HE SAYS. 851 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,102 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 852 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:58,637 HE MADE A REASONABLE POINT, AND MAYBE HE'S GOT A RIGHT. 853 00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:00,606 TO TALK TO REPORTERS ON OUR DIME? 854 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:03,709 YEAH. MAYBE, YEAH. 855 00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:05,611 YOU ARE THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY. 856 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,479 THEY SAID THEY SUPPORT THE BILL. 857 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:08,614 WHAT ELSE...? C.J. 858 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,917 GET IT TOGETHER. 859 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:25,197 YEAH. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I KNOW. 860 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,466 I KNOW. 861 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,135 WE HAVE TO SEND THEM HOME. 862 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:30,970 I KNOW. 863 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:32,271 I'LL GO LET THEM KNOW. 864 00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:32,872 NO. 865 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:37,343 NO. I'LL DO IT. 866 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,245 OKAY. 867 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,057 Lock: I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, TOBY. 868 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,659 WHEN PBS CLAIMS THAT A MAJORITY OF HOUSEHOLDS 869 00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:54,726 ARE WEEKLY VIEWERS 870 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:55,928 THEY USE THE NIELSEN INDEX 871 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,329 THAT'S BASED ON DIARIES. 872 00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:00,366 THOSE RESULTS ALWAYS SHOW VASTLY HIGHER PBS VIEWING 873 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:02,401 THAN THE NUMBERS GATHERED BY THE AUTOMATED BOXES. 874 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:03,235 WHY? BECAUSE THEY'RE... 875 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:04,937 BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT TO CLAIM 876 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,506 THEY'RE MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN THEY ARE. 877 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:08,607 Lock: THAT'S RIGHT. 878 00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:09,775 LOOK... 879 00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,243 HANG ON. THERE'S ONE OTHER THING: 880 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,545 UH, PRODUCT LICENSING FOR BIG BIRD DOLLS 881 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,214 AND FUZZY BEAR TOYS? 882 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:16,382 FOZZY BEAR. 883 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:17,583 OH, WELL, WHATEVER. 884 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:21,187 IT'S FOZZY BEAR, NOT FUZZYBEAR. 885 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:24,190 UH, PRODUCT LICENSING FOR THIS MERCHANDISE BRINGS IN 886 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:27,493 OVER $20 MILLION A YEAR, NONE OF WHICH GOES TO PBS 887 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,695 ALL OF WHICH GOES TO THE SHOW'S PRODUCER-- 888 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,197 THE CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP. 889 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:33,565 NOW, THIS IS A COMPANY WHOSE CHIEF EXECUTIVE EARNS 890 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:36,502 HIGH SIX-FIGURES IN SALARY AND BENEFITS PER YEAR. 891 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:40,139 YET, SESAME STREET IS SUBSIDIZED BY TAXPAYER DOLLARS. 892 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:42,474 IT'S A PERFECTLY REASONABLE COMPLAINT. 893 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:44,476 Lock: AND? 894 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:45,111 AND I DON'T CARE. 895 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,245 TOBY... 896 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:47,846 WE'RE GOING TO SEE TO ALL THOSE THINGS. 897 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:51,283 IN THE MEANTIME, AT A TIME WHEN THE PUBLIC IS RIGHTLY CONCERNED 898 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,319 ABOUT THE IMPACT OF SEX AND VIOLENCE ON TV 899 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:56,355 THIS ADMINISTRATION IS GOING TO PROTECT THE MUPPETS! 900 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:58,124 WE'RE GOING PROTECT WALL STREET WEEK 901 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,725 WE'RE GOING TO PROTECT LIVE FROM LINCOLN CENTER 902 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,727 AND, BY GOD, WE ARE GOING TO PROTECT JULIA CHILD. 903 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:02,528 ( knocking ) 904 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:03,562 TOBY... HANG ON. 905 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,037 I GOT A MESSAGE YOU WANTED TO SEE ME. 906 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,204 I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS. WHAT? 907 00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:14,473 JOSH AND SAM CUT A DEAL ON THE HILL. 908 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,707 NO HEARING FOR LEO. 909 00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:18,945 OH, TOBY, THAT'S... THAT'S GREAT. 910 00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,612 YEAH. I GOT TO GET BACK IN THERE. 911 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:21,981 THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FUN. 912 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:29,922 SAM? 913 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,158 CATHY, THERE IS A SMALL TOWN IN ALABAMA 914 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,993 THAT WANTS TO PASS A LAW SAYING 915 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:36,228 IF I DON'T HONOR MY FATHER I GO TO JAIL. 916 00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:37,863 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 917 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:40,632 HOW DO THEY KNOW IF YOU'RE HONORING YOUR FATHER OR NOT? 918 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:42,969 YEAH, I THINK THEY'VE OVERLOOKED THAT PROBLEM. 919 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:45,037 SHE'S HERE. 920 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,273 SEND HER IN. 921 00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:51,710 ARE YOU KAREN LARSEN? 922 00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:53,479 YES. I'M SAM SEABORN. 923 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:54,546 I KNOW. 924 00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:02,154 THE ADVANCE MAN YOU RATTED OUT 925 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:03,789 DOESN'T WORK FOR US ANYMORE, KAREN. 926 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:04,790 HE WORKS FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT. 927 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:05,891 KIND OF SCREWED YOURSELF. 928 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,159 I DIDN'T... 929 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:08,995 TRYING TO WIN ONE FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT? 930 00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:09,962 I DIDN'T... WERE YOU? 931 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,097 I WASN'T. 932 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:12,298 I'VE GOT FOUR WITNESSES, KAREN. 933 00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:13,932 I'VE GOT GINGER FROM MY OFFICE 934 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,267 I HAVE A GUY FROM POLITICAL LIAISON 935 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:16,768 AND TWO WIRE SERVICE REPORTERS. 936 00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:18,470 TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR BOSS? 937 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:19,638 MR. SEABORN... 938 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,240 PEOPLE SAY YOU'VE BEEN ACTING FUNNY-- 939 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:22,708 LIKE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE. 940 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:23,909 THEY THINK YOU'RE THE ONE 941 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:26,478 THAT LEAKED THE STORY ABOUT THE ADVANCE. 942 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,147 I'M THINKING SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 943 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:29,348 MR. SEABORN, I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO 944 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:30,916 WITH THE REPORTERS FINDING OUT... 945 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:32,618 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE ROUND OF GOLF. 946 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:35,454 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE HELICOPTER OR ABOUT THE ADVANCE. 947 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:38,724 KAREN, LOOK AT ME. 948 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,092 WERE YOU THE ONE 949 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:41,893 WHO GAVE LEO McGARRY'S PERSONNEL FILE 950 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,595 TO LILLIENFIELD AND CLAYPOOL? 951 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:47,666 ( mumbles softly ) 952 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:49,201 WHAT? 953 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,705 MR. CLAYPOOL IS A FAMILY FRIEND. 954 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,307 CATHY! 955 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:01,447 TAKE HER BACK TO HER OFFICE 956 00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,515 AND STAND THERE WHILE SHE CLEANS OUT HER DESK. 957 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,355 SECURITY IS GOING TO THROW YOU OUT OF THE BUILDING 958 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:10,689 IN 15 MINUTES. 959 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:18,697 President: MRS. LANDINGHAM... 960 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:21,833 YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT I THINK I'D ACTUALLY LIKE A BANANA. 961 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,569 I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR, NO. 962 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:24,603 WHY NOT? 963 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,138 YOU WERE OFFERED ONE EARLIER, SIR 964 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:27,473 AND YOU WERE SNIPPY. 965 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:28,440 I WASN'T SNIPPY. 966 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,542 I'M AFRAID YOU WERE, MR. PRESIDENT. 967 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:31,943 C.J. IS WAITING, SIR. 968 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,546 THANK YOU, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 969 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:40,652 SHE WITHHOLDS FOOD FROM ME. 970 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,921 MR. PRESIDENT, I HATE TO KEEP JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THIS... 971 00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,790 THE SEX ED REPORT. YES, SIR. 972 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:45,624 WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE IT ALONE 973 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:46,825 FOR A WHILE. 974 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:48,060 SIR, WHEN YOU SAY... 975 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,795 AFTER THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS. 976 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,163 THAT'S A YEAR FROM NOW. YEAH. 977 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,931 WE'RE GOING TO STICK IT IN A DRAWER? 978 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:54,933 IT'S A PRETTY INCENDIARY REPORT. 979 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,068 YOU DON'T THINK WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION 980 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:57,736 TO PRESENT THE INFORMATION... 981 00:33:57,803 --> 00:34:01,140 IT'S NOT GOING TO PLAY WELL IN THE P.T.A. MEETINGS, C.J. 982 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,008 IT SAYS WE SHOULD BE TEACHING KIDS TO HAVE SEX. 983 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,076 IT DOES NOT. 984 00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:05,577 MR. PRESIDENT-- EXCUSE ME, SIR-- 985 00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:06,345 BUT IT DOES NOT. 986 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,879 OF COURSE IT DOESN'T. 987 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,448 BUT THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO PLAY. 988 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,016 THE REPORT IS VERY DIRECT, SIR. 989 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:13,285 IT SAYS WITHHOLDING KNOWLEDGE ABOUT HAVING SEX 990 00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,321 DOESN'T PREVENT TEENAGERS FROM HAVING SEX 991 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,589 IT PREVENTS TEENAGERS FROM HAVING SEX SAFELY. 992 00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:20,025 OFFERING INFORMATION ABOUT SAFE SEX 993 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:21,227 DOESN'T INCREASE THE RATE OF SEX 994 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,894 IT INCREASES THE RATE OF PROTECTED SEX. 995 00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:25,897 C.J... WE COMMISSIONED THIS REPORT, MR. PRESIDENT. 996 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:26,798 THESE PEOPLE ARE DOCTORS. 997 00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:27,766 WE ASKED THEM A QUESTION. 998 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,268 HOW CAN WE PUT IT IN A DRAWER 999 00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:30,502 'CAUSE PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO LIKE THEIR ANSWER? 1000 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,404 C.J., GETTING IT THROUGH THIS CONGRESS-- 1001 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:34,005 A BODY WHICH, AT THE MOMENT 1002 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:37,543 WILL ONLY GIVE FEDERAL FUNDING TO SEX EDUCATION PROGRAMS 1003 00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:39,111 THAT TEACH ABSTINENCE ONLY... 1004 00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:40,712 WE HAVE AN ENORMOUS PULPIT FROM WHICH... 1005 00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:42,681 AND WE WILL AVAIL OURSELVES OF THAT PULPIT 1006 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,617 BUT WE WILL DO IT AFTER THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS. 1007 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:52,291 I THINK I UNDERSTAND. 1008 00:34:57,329 --> 00:35:00,366 I NEEDED TO GET LEO OFF THE HOOK, C.J. 1009 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,834 IT'S THE DEAL JOSH AND SAM MADE. 1010 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,304 YES. 1011 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:06,238 WE'LL DEAL WITH IT AFTER 1012 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:08,440 THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS. 1013 00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:10,442 I UNDERSTAND. 1014 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:13,111 I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD. 1015 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:14,513 YES, SIR. 1016 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,552 YES, SIR. 1017 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:24,956 UM, SEVERAL MEMBERS OF THE PRESS ALREADY KNOW 1018 00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:25,924 I THINK, THE REPORT 1019 00:35:25,991 --> 00:35:26,625 CAME BACK TO US AND... 1020 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:27,926 YEAH. 1021 00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:30,296 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH TELLING THEM WE GOT IT. 1022 00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:31,930 I WOULDN'T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 1023 00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:34,132 WE GOT IT, WE'RE LOOKING AT IT, WE'RE STUDYING IT. 1024 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,467 THROW IT OUT WITH THE TRASH. 1025 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:38,170 YES, SIR. 1026 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,005 THANKS, C.J. 1027 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:42,341 THANK YOU. SIR. 1028 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:47,879 MR. PRESIDENT? 1029 00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:52,551 WE CAN ALL BE BETTER TEACHERS. 1030 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,721 I KNOW. 1031 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,110 C.J.? 1032 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,312 HI. 1033 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:21,713 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1034 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,981 HMM? 1035 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,316 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1036 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:28,487 I WAS, UH... 1037 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:29,888 NOTHING. 1038 00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:31,857 OKAY. 1039 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:32,891 DANNY? 1040 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:34,460 MM-HMM? 1041 00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,904 IF YOU CALL MR. AND MRS. LYDELL IN ST. PAUL... 1042 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,973 DON'T. DON'T LEAK ME A STORY. 1043 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,575 I WASN'T. I'VE SEEN THIS LOOK 1044 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,710 ON THE FACE OF FOUR OTHER PRESS SECRETARIES BEFORE YOU. 1045 00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:53,679 YOU GOT A STORY IN THE TRASH THIS WEEK THAT'S A STORY. 1046 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:56,815 YOU WANT IT OUT THERE, SOMEONE SAID "NO." 1047 00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:57,983 THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES. 1048 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,051 FOUR OTHERS AND YOU NEVER TOOK A FREE LEAD? 1049 00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:02,120 I ALWAYS TOOK A FREE LEAD. 1050 00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:03,955 NOT FROM YOU. 1051 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,624 WHY? 1052 00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,826 'CAUSE 20 MINUTES FROM NOW 1053 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:09,428 YOU'RE GOING TO REMEMBER YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL 1054 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:11,663 AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE ME ANYMORE. 1055 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:17,669 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I LIKE YOU NOW? 1056 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:18,904 I DON'T KNOW. 1057 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:20,872 BUT AS LONG AS YOU KEEP GRABBING ME AND KISSING ME 1058 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,674 WHAT THE HELL DO I CARE? 1059 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,075 GOOD POINT. 1060 00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:24,843 IF THERE'S A STORY 1061 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:25,844 I'LL FIND IT. 1062 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,313 NO, YOU WON'T. 1063 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,948 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1064 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:33,719 'CAUSE WE'VE GOTTEN VERY GOOD AT THIS. 1065 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,321 YES, YOU HAVE. 1066 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:36,888 YES, WE HAVE. 1067 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,727 FOLKS, TAKE YOUR SEATS PLEASE. 1068 00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:44,262 WE'RE READY TO START THE BRIEFING. 1069 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,130 Please take your seats. 1070 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:46,097 ( knocking ): LEO. 1071 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:47,132 YEAH? 1072 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:48,867 KAREN LARSEN IS HERE. 1073 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,537 Take your seats everybody. THANKS. 1074 00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:02,848 I'M LEO McGARRY. 1075 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:05,283 YES, SIR. 1076 00:38:05,351 --> 00:38:06,718 I WANTED TO MEET YOU. 1077 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,355 AND I WANTED YOU TO MEET ME. 1078 00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:11,723 YES, SIR. 1079 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,993 WOULD YOU LIKE TO PUT DOWN YOUR THINGS AND TALK FOR A MINUTE? 1080 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,728 IF YOU DON'T, I UNDERSTAND. 1081 00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,210 WHEN YOU READ IN MY PERSONNEL FILE 1082 00:38:32,277 --> 00:38:35,080 THAT I'D BEEN TREATED FOR ALCOHOL AND DRUG ABUSE 1083 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,948 WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR MIND? 1084 00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:40,919 KAREN, IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN SAY IT. 1085 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:43,221 THE WORST THING I'M IN POWER TO DO IS FIRE YOU 1086 00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:46,191 AND I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT. 1087 00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:48,226 MY FATHER DRANK A LOT. 1088 00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:50,228 SO DID MINE. 1089 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:52,464 IN FACT, HE DIED FROM IT. 1090 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,733 CAME HOME LATE ONE NIGHT VERY DRUNK. 1091 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,867 MY MOTHER WAS YELLING AT HIM. 1092 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,168 I'M NOT SURE ABOUT WHAT 1093 00:38:57,235 --> 00:39:00,872 BUT I HEARD THE YELLING DOWNSTAIRS FROM MY BEDROOM. 1094 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:03,742 SHE CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE WENT OUT TO THE GARAGE 1095 00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:05,877 AND SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD. 1096 00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:11,850 IT'S THAT WHY YOU DRANK AND TOOK DRUGS? 1097 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:14,386 I DRANK AND TOOK DRUGS BECAUSE I'M A DRUG ADDICT 1098 00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:16,888 AND AN ALCOHOLIC. 1099 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:21,192 HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO GET CURED? 1100 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:22,961 I'M NOT CURED. 1101 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,896 YOU DON'T GET CURED. 1102 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:28,967 I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK OR A PILL IN 6-1/2 YEARS. 1103 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:33,472 WHICH ISN'T TO SAY I WON'T HAVE ONE TOMORROW. 1104 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:37,142 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DID? 1105 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,478 I DON'T KNOW. 1106 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,580 BUT PROBABLY A NIGHTMARE THE LIKES OF WHICH 1107 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:43,882 BOTH OUR FATHERS EXPERIENCED. 1108 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,817 AND ME, TOO. 1109 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,821 AND... 1110 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:54,359 SO, AFTER 6-1/2 YEARS YOU'RE STILL NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A DRINK? 1111 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:57,663 THE PROBLEM IS I DON'T WANT THE DRINK 1112 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,466 I WANT TEN DRINKS. 1113 00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:03,902 ARE THINGS THAT BAD? 1114 00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:05,804 NO. 1115 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,405 THEN WHY? 1116 00:40:07,473 --> 00:40:10,108 'CAUSE I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 1117 00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:13,979 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1118 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,847 I KNOW. 1119 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,115 IT'S OKAY. 1120 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,417 HARDLY ANYONE DOES. 1121 00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:22,120 IT'S VERY HARD TO UNDERSTAND. 1122 00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:32,998 YOU'RE NOT LIKE WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE LIKE. 1123 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:37,402 YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION YET. 1124 00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:39,137 WHEN YOU SAW MY PERSONNEL FILE 1125 00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:40,739 WHEN YOU SAW I'D BEEN THROUGH TREATMENT 1126 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,641 WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR MIND? 1127 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:47,579 MY FATHER USED TO... 1128 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:57,656 YOU HAVE ALL THESE IMPORTANT DECISIONS TO MAKE IN YOUR JOB. 1129 00:40:57,723 --> 00:41:00,325 EVERY DAY. ALL THE TIME. 1130 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:04,863 DECISIONS I CAN'T EVEN... 1131 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,899 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE'S LIVES. 1132 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:21,379 KAREN, WHAT YOU DID CAUSED A LOT OF PROBLEMS. 1133 00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:24,049 FOR ME, FOR THE PRESIDENT 1134 00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:27,653 FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW. 1135 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:32,991 BUT I'M NOT SURE IT WASN'T A LITTLE BIT BRAVE. 1136 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:43,434 DID YOU LIKE WORKING IN THE WHITE HOUSE? 1137 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:47,105 YES, SIR. 1138 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:51,977 OKAY. THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO UNPACK YOUR CARTON 1139 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:56,281 AND YOU AND I WILL GIVE EACH OTHER A SECOND CHANCE. 1140 00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:04,823 OKAY. 1141 00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:07,525 OKAY. 1142 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,352 C.J. ( on television ): Just a couple of quick things more. 1143 00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:36,688 Chad Margrudian has submitted his resignation 1144 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:37,923 to the Vice President's office 1145 00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:40,091 putting an end, I hope, to that affair. 1146 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:41,860 We expect the President's appointees 1147 00:42:41,927 --> 00:42:44,395 to the Board of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting 1148 00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:46,364 to be confirmed early next week. 1149 00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:48,566 Oh, and I have a note here that Jonathan and Jennifer Lydell 1150 00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:50,936 won't be able to be at the bill signing ceremony this evening. 1151 00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:52,237 There was some family business 1152 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:55,340 that required them to go back to St. Paul.