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Previously:
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Judge Mendoza, I'm nominating you...
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...to be the next associate justice
of the Supreme Court.
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I'm Sam Seaborn,
deputy communications director.
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Josh Lyman,
deputy chief of staff.
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Jed Bartlet.
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- Charles.
- Prefer Charlie?
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- Zoey?
- If I call you Charlie.
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- We've met. McGarry, chief of staff.
- I thought you were the butler.
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McGarry's chief of staff.
I'm your host, C.J.
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- I'm Ziegler.
- From the White House.
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Welcome to the third installment
of this year's Dupont Lecture Series.
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I see by the turnout,
you're excited to meet our guest....
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- What?
-He was arrested.
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- For what?
- Drunk driving and disorderly conduct.
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- You think?
- It's 30 minutes old. We don't know.
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-What do we know?
- He doesn't drink.
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- He was arrested for it.
- Mendoza doesn't drink.
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- And the press?
-They know nothing.
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- Cops haven't leaked it?
- They don't know.
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- That they've arrested him?
- That it's that Mendoza.
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I got this thing now.
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I got a cab.
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The White House.
I'll let you know.
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Stay ahead of the pitch.
Have Toby page me.
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We don't even know if this guy's
called a lawyer. Is he in a jail cell?
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You're not there anymore, are you?
I'm talking to no one at all.
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...where he worked as manager
for the minority whip...
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...and chief of staff
for Congressman Brennan.
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After serving as senior political
director for Bartlet's campaign...
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...he was appointed
deputy chief of staff.
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Please welcome Joshua Lyman.
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Thank you very much.
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- Nice to see you.
- Good to see you.
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- Just slip that mike on, there.
- Let's see here....
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Tell us what it's like
to work for the president.
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I'll do my best.
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- What happened?
- It's not bad.
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- Was the president's nominee arrested?
- Yes.
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- I thought he doesn't drink.
- He doesn't drink.
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- He was tonight.
- We vetted him. He doesn't drink.
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- Why was he arrested?
- Driving while Hispanic.
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- Does Toby know?
- I stepped off the world.
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Yes.
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- Where was it?
- Connecticut.
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- Why refuse the Breathalyzer?
- He's crazy and out to ruin my life.
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- Anyone posted bail?
- No. Can't find a judge.
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- Why not?
- It's Friday night in Connecticut.
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Believe me, I'll figure a way
to blame this on you.
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- I have no doubt.
- Find his lawyer and talk to him.
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Sam, there's an Air Force Lear jet.
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Fly to Westchester Airport,
rent a car...
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...and get the next associate justice
out of jail.
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C.J., Sam sees one reporter when he
gets off that plane, I blame you.
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- Toby's got that.
- I'm going.
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The judge and I will
have a conversation.
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I want a call every 15 minutes.
I wanna know what's going on.
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Tell us about a typical day
at the White House.
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The first thing I'll tell you
is, there's no such thing.
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There's a schedule and there's
a structure, to be sure.
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And, to a certain extent,
it starts out as a nine-to-five job.
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But you can count on it
being blown to hell by 9:30.
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Give us an example.
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I'll give you an example
from this week.
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The story I'm about to tell you
all happened within the last 36 hours.
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Anyone who's been reading
the papers...
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...has been following what we call
"the news cycle that wouldn't end. "
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It started either with a
cabinet secretary losing her temper...
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...a committee chairman baiting her...
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...the president answering a question
he shouldn't have...
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...a dentist appointment,
or me being stupid.
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For the record, I don't think
it was as much my fault...
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...as other people do.
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It started out as a day
to trumpet the president's vision...
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...for education reform.
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- Give me the bullet points.
- I understand this.
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- I have confidence in you.
- Thanks.
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- Give him the points.
- I'm bathed in your confidence too.
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Forgive student loans
to new teachers...
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...who spend three years teaching
in inner-city schools.
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Bonuses to people who leave
careers to become teachers.
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Federal grants to schools
to use more experienced teachers...
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...to train the less experienced.
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- Half the new teachers quit in 3 years.
- Right here on my index card.
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- Very good, then.
- Toby. Got a minute?
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Thank you both.
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- Know what? What time's your briefing?
00.
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- Push it to 1:00.
- I thought about that.
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Do it after the bill.
Let this be the story.
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- Move it to 1:00.
- You can't. You have the thing.
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- A perfect excuse to postpone.
- You don't want to.
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- A "thing"?
- Dentist appointment.
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing. I'm experiencing pain.
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- For how long?
- A month. It'll go away.
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- When?
- When I die.
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Carol, cancel it.
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Set the briefing for 2:00,
keep the appointment.
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Teeth are your friends.
Care for them, they'll care for you.
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- When did this talk start?
- I'm nuts for dental hygiene.
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- Go away now.
- Okay.
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- She called him a racist.
- She didn't.
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- What did she say?
- Well, yes, she did.
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Bonnie, Ginger,
I want anything on the wire...
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...about the HUD secretary
calling Wooden a racist.
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You want it now?
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No, I want it
at whatever leisurely pace...
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- I'm just asking.
- I want it now.
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On C-SPAN, she called him a racist?
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Not just Wooden.
She included all Republicans.
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- Why be good-humored?
- She was baited.
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- So?
- She was baited and she was right.
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- Did you know Deborah O'Leary...
- Is that a wire story?
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"Wooden's problems with public housing
drew an angry response from O'Leary. "
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And here's what she said:
"Public housing has serious problems.
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But if you and the Republicans
were as invested in solving them...
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...as in scoring political points
on the backs of minorities...
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...you might see the value. "
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- "You calling me a racist?"
- "Of course not," she answered?
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- "If the shoe fits," she responded.
- Well, wasn't that clever of her?
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Donald Morales, the spokesman
for Housing and Urban Development...
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...who's wishing he hadn't
gotten out of bed that morning...
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...confirms what happened.
Now there's telling the president.
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- "If the shoe fits"?
- It gets worse, actually.
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"When reporters confronted O'Leary,
she defended... "
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- Come on!
- Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
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- She on her way?
- She'll be here in half an hour.
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Mr. President?
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"If the shoe fits. "
Is that the best she could do?
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Of her many transgressions,
let's not worry about the cliche.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the president of the United States.
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The president spoke briefly.
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The president has never spoken
briefly in his life, but....
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He spoke, signed the bill,
gave away the pens...
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...then he took a few questions
from the press.
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It should be pointed out that
according to every poll...
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...the issue that concerns
Americans most is education.
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The president had just signed off
on $700 million for education...
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...and announced a plan
of aggressive initiatives.
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What was the first question?
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Do you agree with O'Leary
that Wooden's a racist?
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- If not, will you ask her to resign?
- I have great confidence in O'Leary.
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She's done a terrific job
at HUD helping thousands...
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...transition from joblessness
and homelessness to productive lives.
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You didn't answer the question.
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- I was hoping you wouldn't notice.
- I did, sir.
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I agree the Republican Party doesn't
have a comprehensive program...
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...for combating poverty.
But there are countless Republicans...
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...working to change
their party's legacy.
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I hope to be working with them.
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I'm sure that was an answer
to some question. Just not mine.
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If only we'd stopped it there.
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If only we'd said, "The president
can't take any questions now. "
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Or, "We'll cover this in the briefing. "
Or, "The building is on fire. "
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But it took us all a moment
to realize...
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...there was no press secretary
in the room.
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She went too far in assigning
motive to Wooden and the Republicans.
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- Will you speak to her?
- She'll meet McGarry.
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- Will he ask her to apologize?
- It'd be appropriate.
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- Get him off.
- Sam.
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We'll cover this in the briefing.
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The president's late
for the UN ambassador.
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Thank you, everyone.
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- That went pretty well.
- We'll fix it.
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- The UN ambassador is in Portugal.
- Okay. My bad.
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Eight words: "The president's
not taking any questions right now. "
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If we'd just stepped in
30 seconds sooner.
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That's me.
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I'm sorry. There's a thing.
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I have to answer this now.
This will just take a second.
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This is weird, I know...
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...but, anyway...
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-It's me.
- Are you there?
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- We're lost.
-Lost?
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- We're not.
- What exit do we want for Wesley?
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- We missed the exit.
- We didn't.
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I'm in the middle of something.
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- Just tell me...
- Call me when you know something.
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Sorry about that.
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- Can you tell us what that was about?
- The trade deficit. Where was I?
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- If you'd gotten there sooner.
- The day would've gone differently.
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The president said
O'Leary should apologize.
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The press wanted to know
if she'd be fired if she didn't.
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We didn't have an answer.
She was coming for a showdown.
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This is what the day was about now.
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The day was about to get worse, because
I was about to step to the plate.
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This is wrong.
We're supposed to go east.
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- We're going east.
- How do you know?
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- The sun rises in the east.
- It's dark out.
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That bright star in the sky
is Polaris.
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- So?
- I'm using celestial navigation.
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Galileo, get off the next exit
and turn around.
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Secretary O'Leary was told that
Leo McGarry wanted to see her.
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No question she'd be angry about
the president asking her to apologize.
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But at the moment,
that was Leo's problem.
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- I can't believe it.
- You're pissed at us?
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How could he demand an apology
without hearing my side?
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We blew the press event
but I got a video of your side.
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- The man's a racist.
- Maybe.
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He uses his authority to spit
at the poor and minorities.
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He's doing it to score points
with his narrow-minded constituents.
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His narrow-minded constituents
are also ours.
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When are you guys gonna stop
running for president?
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When angels dance on pinheads.
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We need their votes for many issues,
including the budget for HUD.
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- Attacking HUD is attacking blacks.
- Thanks. Having been born yesterday.
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Don't you think it's my role as
the highest-ranking African-American...
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I think your role, first and foremost,
is to serve the president.
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A task today at which
you failed spectacularly.
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- Leo...
- You're gonna apologize.
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- I'm sorry.
- Not to me.
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- I called it like I saw it.
- Now you'll apologize for it.
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- I can't.
- You can.
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- I won't.
- You will.
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Is that an order?
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You're doing great work.
The president's nuts about you.
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He'll cry for three minutes
after he fires your ass...
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...then he'll say, "What's next?"
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Leo, if I've gotta go
and ask Wooden for forgiveness...
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...he'll lord it over me
until the end of time.
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It's the cost of doing business.
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Done.
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He's been provoking you for months.
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When you give in to him,
you surrender the high ground.
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How did it happen?
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You forgot what your grandfather
taught you.
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- "Never argue with a drunk or a fool. "
- Is the president very angry with me?
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He's upset you couldn't come up...
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...with anything better than
"If the shoe fits. "
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- Good luck.
- Thank you.
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So that should have been it.
C.J. does the 2:00 briefing...
231
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,096
...tells them O'Leary
has an apology...
232
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:35,143
...all questions will be handled
by her spokesperson, Donald Morales...
233
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:39,731
...and redirects their attention
to the $700 million of yours...
234
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,275
...that we spent on teachers.
235
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,695
Who here has had emergency root canal?
236
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,703
- What the hell happened?
- I had root canal.
237
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:58,082
- What happened to your cheeks?
- I had root canal.
238
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,794
- Why are you talking like that?
- I had root canal!
239
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:07,175
- I heard you. I was amusing myself.
- You can do other things with yourself.
240
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,886
- Are you in pain?
- I had root canal!
241
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,097
Stop saying that.
You sound ridiculous.
242
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,351
- I have to cancel the briefing.
- You can't.
243
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,478
- Look at me!
- You'll be great.
244
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,689
I can't do it.
I can't even say "briefing. "
245
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:26,903
You gotta wrap up O'Leary and
move them back to the bill signing.
246
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,948
- Did you say my name?
- You really think I can do it?
247
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:35,244
Don't be insane. You can't do it
looking like Bullwinkle.
248
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,373
Again, you were just
having a little fun.
249
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:42,543
- When can you take the cotton out?
- Two hours. I'll cancel.
250
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,587
- We're still doing it.
- Who?
251
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,007
- Me.
- No way. You get hostile.
252
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,343
I get hot stuff?
253
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,596
Hostile! You get hostile!
254
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:58,518
I don't. I get hostile
when the hostility is called for.
255
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,061
Let Sam do it.
256
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,606
- He's in Foggy Bottom.
- Why's he in Foggy Bottom?
257
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:08,694
I just wanted to make you say
"Foggy Bottom. " He's with the writers.
258
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,406
- Toby?
- Toby's with the president.
259
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:15,410
This is Josh coming at you
with your 2:00 briefing.
260
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:20,790
Please, be very careful.
Try very hard not to destroy us.
261
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,293
You shouldn't say that.
You got a great body.
262
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,337
Here we go!
263
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:31,092
Please take your seats.
We'll start the briefing.
264
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:37,223
- You're not gonna do this.
- I talk to reporters all the time.
265
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:40,309
You really don't wanna do this.
266
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:45,481
Let me tell you something, mi
compadre. You guys have been coddled.
267
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:49,277
I'm not your girlfriend
or your camp counselor...
268
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,988
...or your sixth-grade teacher.
269
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:57,702
I'm a graduate of Harvard and Yale.
My powers of debate can rise to meet...
270
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,998
...the Socratic wonder
that is the White House press corps.
271
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,710
Okey-dokey.
272
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,628
Good afternoon.
273
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,841
C.J. had an emergency,
so I'll handle the briefing.
274
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,845
In my defense, first of all,
everything was fine.
275
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,932
I dispensed of the O'Leary
matter with ease and poise.
276
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:25,021
I opened to questions with a discipline
lacking in C.J.'s briefings.
277
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,607
I'll take one question apiece.
278
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,066
- Josh.
- Mike.
279
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:33,487
When's the last time
the president had a cigarette?
280
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,449
You want yours to be that stupid?
281
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,826
-It's not stupid.
- Oh, my God.
282
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,371
If the president
is adamantly anti-tobacco...
283
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,750
...why is it unreasonable
to ask if he smokes?
284
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,335
He quit years ago.
285
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,714
He bummed a cigarette from me
on Air Force One two days ago.
286
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,591
Oh, my God.
287
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,720
Well, then.... Jonathan.
288
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:02,934
- So you won't answer Katie's question?
- I'll look into it. Danny.
289
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,270
Economists worry the drop
in unemployment...
290
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:10,024
...will create pressure on wages,
driving them up.
291
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:14,278
Is the president worried
about a resurgence of inflation?
292
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,405
The president is pleased...
293
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,576
...that unemployment has dropped
another 0.5 percent...
294
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:26,290
We join him in his joy. I'm wondering
if he has a plan to fight inflation.
295
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:30,670
He will maintain the robust economy
that has created jobs...
296
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,715
...improved productivity,
and kept a lid on inflation.
297
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:39,011
But he has no plan
to address inflation specifically?
298
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:44,433
Twenty-four Ph.D.s on a council of
economic advisors? They have a plan.
299
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,478
Are you not telling
because it's a secret?
300
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,064
Yeah, we have a secret plan.
301
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:57,530
I guess that's pretty much
when the wheels came off the wagon.
302
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,949
Now is a good time to break.
303
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,327
Let's stretch our legs
for five minutes.
304
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,997
Sign-up sheets for 202
are in the lobby.
305
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,919
If you smoke, apparently you can
bum a cigarette on Air Force One.
306
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:16,090
Let's have a hand
for our guest, Joshua Lyman.
307
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,811
- You're great.
- Thanks.
308
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:38,654
-What's going on?
- Sam feels we're zeroing in on it.
309
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,739
You haven't found it yet?
310
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,076
We've been navigating
by the North Star...
311
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,496
...which turned out to be
the Delta shuttle.
312
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,833
How hard is it
to find the police station?
313
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:56,255
I don't know. Can you tell me about
the secret plan to fight inflation?
314
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,843
- How long before you let up on that?
-A little while.
315
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,970
Call when you know something.
316
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:08,642
There's a store. I'll ask where
the Wesley police station is.
317
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:12,855
Or you can pull in there,
at the police station, and ask.
318
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:17,276
- Look! We found it.
- Let's get this done and get out.
319
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,788
Good evening.
320
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,457
Good evening.
321
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:37,046
Sam Seaborn. I work for the president.
Is your watch commander around?
322
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,632
- Is this a joke?
- No.
323
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,134
You walk in and tell me that?
324
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:47,514
We're in trouble. The good thing is,
you're in more trouble than we are.
325
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:52,853
The sooner you realize I'm telling
the truth, the better off we'll be.
326
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,981
Why don't you get
your watch commander?
327
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:08,786
If we'd stayed on the parkway
instead of going east...
328
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:13,499
...I don't think we'd have wound up
in Bridgeport so many times.
329
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,420
- Shut up.
- I'm Sgt. McNamara. Can I help you?
330
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:23,550
I'm the deputy communications director.
That's my boss, Toby Ziegler.
331
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,595
- I'm in no mood for a joke.
- I understand.
332
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:30,099
You have Roberto Mendoza
locked up back there.
333
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:33,143
State your business here, or leave.
334
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:37,564
I'm telling you to unlock the cell
and give me Mendoza.
335
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:43,320
You come in here at 10:00 at night,
tell me you're with the White House...
336
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,411
You've arrested a federal judge...
337
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:54,790
...who's the president's nominee
for the U.S. Supreme Court.
338
00:22:56,583 --> 00:23:00,838
You should get that.
That's the governor of Connecticut.
339
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:08,721
Danny had thrown me a knuckle ball,
which then I had taken a swing at...
340
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:14,810
...and, just like that, the president
had a secret plan to fight inflation.
341
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,772
When will the president
unveil his secret plan?
342
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:21,900
There is no secret plan.
I was kidding.
343
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:26,697
These are people's jobs.
You wanna give us a straight answer?
344
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,993
I can't remember the question.
345
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:37,249
Given the reduction in unemployment,
is there a plan to fight inflation?
346
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,461
And if so, why is he
keeping it a secret?
347
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:51,430
Oh, my God. I mean, oh, my God!
348
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,141
- I can fix this.
- I don't think so.
349
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:56,852
This is a great time for support.
350
00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:00,981
- You have my support.
- That's a start. What should I do?
351
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,526
Come up with a secret plan
to fight inflation.
352
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,737
- That's support?
- Joshua!
353
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:12,201
- That's the face I wanted to see.
- What the hell happened in there?
354
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,870
You completely imploded!
355
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,956
- What'd I do?
- You completely imploded.
356
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:22,878
- You were vague, hostile, belligerent.
- Belligerent.
357
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:26,507
- Know what it'll take to fix this?
- I'll fix this.
358
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,468
You're never allowed in my press room.
359
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:32,387
- See if Toby was watching.
- Where is he?
360
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:33,722
Never mind.
361
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:36,433
- Just support me on this.
- No!
362
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:40,020
Have you fallen and hit your head?
363
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,689
- I feel really bad.
- You do?
364
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:46,860
That's all that matters.
That was some good television.
365
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,947
Four network news directors
will agree.
366
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,200
This isn't as bad
as you're making it seem.
367
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,994
A secret plan to fight inflation?
368
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,623
C.J., for a little while
you'll have to write it down.
369
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,042
- We have a problem.
- No kidding.
370
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,710
- Not Josh.
- Praise God.
371
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:08,173
Calling a question stupid
is not a page out of Carnegie.
372
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,550
- What's wrong?
- You won't like it.
373
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:15,973
The only thing that could make my day
worse is if Mendoza got involved.
374
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:22,145
Roberto Mendoza is the president's
nominee for the Supreme Court.
375
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:27,526
The president put Toby in charge of
his confirmation. Huge responsibility.
376
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:32,489
A failed confirmation for the Court
is a body blow to a presidency.
377
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:38,078
Besides, he's a brilliant jurist,
and we badly want him on the bench.
378
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:43,709
The confirmation process is tough.
You gotta make a lot of friends.
379
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,337
Nominees don't speak
before their confirmation.
380
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,382
They let the White House
speak for them.
381
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:53,844
Something Toby's had trouble
teaching Mendoza.
382
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,847
He said the president was wrong?
383
00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:00,517
He said he was wrong
to make O'Leary apologize.
384
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,519
- C.J.
- Sam, tell him.
385
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:06,189
He said he was wrong
to make O'Leary apologize.
386
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,899
- To who?
- To Wooden.
387
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,986
- Who did he say it to?
-Chicago Tribune.
388
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:14,781
I thought he's on vacation
in Nova Scotia.
389
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,784
- He is.
- They called him in Nova Scotia?
390
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,745
How did they find him?
391
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:24,791
They have telephones in Nova Scotia.
It's not Amish country.
392
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:30,839
Of all the people in this building,
you want to be the last to speak now.
393
00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:32,299
You bet.
394
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,764
The president needs to be briefed.
395
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,851
If you use the words
"pwesident" or "bwiefed" again...
396
00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:46,188
The president's in New Orleans
in an hour.
397
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:50,609
No press at the conference.
When he's done, he comes home.
398
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:54,362
He'll be in the residence by 3:30 a.m.
399
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,907
Can I say something?
400
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,035
What?
401
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:05,540
A lot of this is our fault, and
the president won't take this well.
402
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:08,960
We'll be there with you
in spirit tomorrow.
403
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,881
You'll be there with me
in every way imaginable.
404
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,593
- You bet.
- 7 a.m.
405
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:20,347
This is not the first time
this had happened.
406
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:24,309
In the eight weeks since
he was named the nominee...
407
00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:28,730
...Mendoza has, on various
occasions, publicly criticized...
408
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:33,985
...the American Bar Association, the
AFL-CIO and the NY state legislature.
409
00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:38,907
Groups, without which, this
president wouldn't have been elected.
410
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:43,245
Putting out the O'Leary fire
had been our only success.
411
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:46,456
Now Judge Mendoza had
started up again.
412
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:51,336
I'm really very sorry,
but I have to take this.
413
00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:53,797
- Yeah.
-Josh.
414
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,757
- Yeah.
- We're in.
415
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,926
-Where is he?
- With Toby.
416
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,142
Hello, Mr. Justice.
417
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:09,271
How are you?
418
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,276
Incarcerated, Toby. How are you?
419
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,861
- Do you need anything?
- No.
420
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:20,073
The judge and I are gonna have a chat.
421
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:30,333
The hardest job in the White House
is president.
422
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,670
The second-hardest job
is not chief of staff...
423
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:37,257
...national security advisor,
or press secretary.
424
00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:41,761
Although, I'm gaining respect
for press secretaries.
425
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:47,308
The second-hardest job belongs to a
21-year-old kid named Charlie Young.
426
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,687
He's the president's body man,
his aide.
427
00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:55,942
He's with him morning to night.
He has a range of responsibilities.
428
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,653
But the one he hates most is this:
429
00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:03,199
Sometimes, it's his job to wake
the president in the morning.
430
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:08,496
On this morning, the president
had gone to sleep three hours earlier.
431
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:12,876
-White House. Operator Four.
- Good morning, Helen.
432
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:16,254
-How was New Orleans?
- He did well.
433
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:20,592
-You been to sleep since yesterday?
- Good one.
434
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:25,180
- Time for his wake-up call.
-Let me put you through.
435
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:41,696
- What?
- Good morning. It's Charlie. I hope...
436
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,824
What could you possibly
want right now?
437
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:48,328
- Sir, it's 6:30 a.m. and...
- In the morning?
438
00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:50,789
Yes. I wanted to remind you...
439
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:56,461
What in the name of everything holy
could you want now?
440
00:29:56,669 --> 00:30:00,340
You have a 7 a.m. meeting
with the senior staff...
441
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:03,426
...followed by
intelligence briefings...
442
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:08,389
...and a meeting with the chairman
of the Fed. Would you like coffee?
443
00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:11,309
- Who the hell is this?
-Sir.
444
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:14,062
And what could you possibly want?
445
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:18,525
Sir, I need you to dig in now.
It wasn't a nightmare.
446
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:22,070
- You really are the president.
- All right.
447
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:27,534
- I'll have the steward bring coffee.
- I'll get up now.
448
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:34,040
Mendoza was summoned
to the White House from Nova Scotia.
449
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:38,670
When you summon someone,
you expect them within the hour.
450
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:42,298
Mendoza told us
he'd see us in three days.
451
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,552
Why three days?
He was driving down to D.C...
452
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,638
...stopping in Connecticut
to do some antiquing.
453
00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:53,017
Another thing to tell the president,
who still hadn't awoken.
454
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,061
- Charlie.
- Oh, come on.
455
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:59,023
I've been knocking.
I don't hear the shower running.
456
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:02,360
Thanks, Billy.
Give me a minute, would you?
457
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,920
Mr. President.
458
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:31,139
Are you aware
you're committing a federal crime?
459
00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:34,851
I'll take my chances with the feds.
It's 7:00.
460
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,521
How did you know
the first lady wasn't naked?
461
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:43,026
- Come to think of it, where is she?
- Argentina.
462
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:44,861
That's right.
463
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:47,488
Senior staff in the Oval Office.
464
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:52,994
So I'll stand here while you get
out of bed, shower and get dressed.
465
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:54,912
All right.
466
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,547
- Have you slept yet?
- No, sir.
467
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,591
Good.
468
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,692
How's your mouth?
469
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:28,905
Well, the swelling's gone down.
470
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:33,284
On the other hand,
the painkillers wore off.
471
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,788
He's driving from Nova Scotia
to Washington?
472
00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:38,915
How's a person do that?
473
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:42,502
Take the Trans-Canada Highway
to New Brunswick...
474
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,713
...catch the 1,
the scenic route along Maine...
475
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,674
...95 through to the Mass Pike...
476
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:52,053
...then the Merritt Parkway
around Milford.
477
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:56,015
There's something freakish about you.
478
00:32:56,224 --> 00:33:01,646
I'm tired, cranky and my wife's in
Argentina. Let's get this over with.
479
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,789
What?
480
00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:25,086
Mr. President, we experienced a few
public relations... What's the word?
481
00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:26,546
Catastrophes.
482
00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:31,676
- Incidents in the hours you were away.
- What kind of incidents?
483
00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:44,647
First, the incident involving O'Leary
and Wooden has been dispensed with.
484
00:33:44,855 --> 00:33:48,568
Though not really.
I'll get to that at the end.
485
00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:54,115
Sam asked C.J. to move the briefing
so we could fold in the teachers.
486
00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:59,120
C.J. had emergency root-canal surgery
and was unable to brief.
487
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,122
- Who did?
- I did.
488
00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:03,416
Oh, God.
489
00:34:03,624 --> 00:34:09,380
You're going to be reading today about
your secret plan to fight inflation.
490
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:12,883
- I have a secret plan for inflation?
- No.
491
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,720
Why am I gonna be reading that I do?
492
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:19,390
It was suggested in the press room
that you did.
493
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,601
- By who?
- By me.
494
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:25,146
You told the press
I have a secret plan?
495
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:28,733
Let me be absolutely clear:
I did not do that.
496
00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:32,862
- Except, yes, I did that.
- I'm a little confused.
497
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:35,865
There was this idiotic round robin.
498
00:34:36,073 --> 00:34:39,618
It was sarcastic.
There's no way they didn't know.
499
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:43,706
They were just mad at me
for calling them stupid.
500
00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:45,166
Before we go on:
501
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:49,587
C.J., if blood is gushing
from a head wound you received...
502
00:34:49,795 --> 00:34:53,924
...from a stampede of bison,
you'll do the briefings.
503
00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:55,384
Yes, sir.
504
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,970
- Mr. President...
- A secret plan?
505
00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:02,058
There was no turning them back.
They wouldn't take no.
506
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,809
- Were you clear?
- Yes.
507
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:08,731
They said, "If he has a plan,
is it right that he keep it secret?"
508
00:35:08,939 --> 00:35:10,983
I said, "Of course not. "
509
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:16,322
Are you telling me that not only
did you invent a secret plan...
510
00:35:16,530 --> 00:35:19,909
...but now you don't support it?
511
00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:24,497
- When you put it like that...
- Mr. President.
512
00:35:24,705 --> 00:35:28,834
Much as we'd love nothing more
than to stand and watch you...
513
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:33,589
...beat the living crap out of Josh,
there's a bigger fish to fry.
514
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,674
What did Mendoza do?
515
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:40,304
He told the Tribune you were wrong
to make O'Leary apologize.
516
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,598
- I didn't. He did.
- You told me to.
517
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,600
- You said you'd fix it.
- I did.
518
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,728
- It's broken again.
- Because your nominee...
519
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:51,690
...is handling himself
in an unprofessional manner.
520
00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:55,444
We'll have the first
of a series of discussions...
521
00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:58,405
...about professionalism another time.
522
00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:01,200
- Where is Mendoza?
- He's on his way.
523
00:36:01,408 --> 00:36:05,454
- Right now?
- He'll be here the day after tomorrow.
524
00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:09,208
- From Neptune?
- He's vacationing with his family.
525
00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:14,004
They'd prefer to take a drive
through Canada and New England...
526
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:16,841
...while stopping
for antique shopping.
527
00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:20,344
He'll take the Trans-Canada Highway...
528
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:23,305
Okay, we'll wait for Mendoza.
529
00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:27,560
In the meantime, C.J.,
you'll untangle the press corps.
530
00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:32,147
We'll hope nothing happens today
to make this any worse.
531
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:36,151
Although I wouldn't bet
the house on it. That is all.
532
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,529
Thank you, Mr. President.
533
00:36:46,453 --> 00:36:48,497
I want to tell you I'm sorry.
534
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:52,167
This will be cleaned up
in a professional manner.
535
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,878
Good.
536
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:58,799
If anyone asks,
you quit smoking years ago.
537
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:02,136
The cigarette you bummed
was for a friend.
538
00:37:02,344 --> 00:37:03,929
- Get out.
- You bet.
539
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,389
That was it.
540
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:08,517
- What happened to Judge Mendoza?
- I'm sorry?
541
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:12,396
- Did he get here from Nova Scotia?
- He's on his way.
542
00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:16,483
He's spending the night
in Connecticut to do antiquing.
543
00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:20,904
- He's been in there a little while.
- Yeah.
544
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:26,160
I'm the one that pulled him over.
545
00:37:26,368 --> 00:37:31,081
His driving was erratic. I'm not
convinced he hadn't been drinking.
546
00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:34,043
- You have a problem there.
- What's that?
547
00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:39,506
He has chronic persistent hepatitis.
Non-progressive liver inflammation.
548
00:37:39,715 --> 00:37:44,261
If he'd had enough to drink
to blow. 1, he'd be dead right now.
549
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:46,263
This is good coffee.
550
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:51,810
Why didn't you take the Breathalyzer?
551
00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:57,274
I was driving within the speed limit
on the right side of the road.
552
00:37:57,483 --> 00:38:03,113
I have valid tags and I don't have
warrants for my arrest in Connecticut.
553
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:07,451
Absent just cause,
a Breathalyzer's an illegal search...
554
00:38:07,659 --> 00:38:09,953
...and a civil-rights violation.
555
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:13,374
So you give him a hard time
to make a point?
556
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:15,918
- A point worth making.
- Not now.
557
00:38:16,126 --> 00:38:18,003
- Right now.
- One phone call:
558
00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:24,009
"Toby, this happened. Tell them I'm
Mendoza and I'm named to the bench. "
559
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:28,889
They pulled me over because I look
like my name is Roberto Mendoza...
560
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:32,601
...and I'm coming to rob your house.
561
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,147
Let's go.
562
00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:39,858
- Where are we going?
- Let's go home.
563
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:42,694
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Judge!
564
00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:45,447
- I'm under arrest.
- Not anymore.
565
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:50,244
You pull all the strings you want
but not for me.
566
00:38:50,452 --> 00:38:54,414
Come Monday, I'll avail myself
of the justice system...
567
00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:57,543
...for which I have worked
my entire life.
568
00:38:57,751 --> 00:39:00,546
Judge, due respect, let's go.
569
00:39:00,754 --> 00:39:04,299
My kid was in the car, Toby.
570
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:09,221
They patted me down
and handcuffed me in front of my boy.
571
00:39:09,429 --> 00:39:11,181
Then he and his mother...
572
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:15,561
...got to see them put me
in the squad car and drive away.
573
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:22,860
He's also seen you wearing a robe
with a gavel in your hand.
574
00:39:23,068 --> 00:39:27,489
He doesn't understand that.
He doesn't know what that is.
575
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:31,326
He understands who the police are
because of TV.
576
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:35,539
That's what he'll remember.
His father being handcuffed.
577
00:39:35,747 --> 00:39:40,043
So America just got another
pissed-off guy with dark skin.
578
00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:50,053
- Robbie and Laura, where are they?
- Motel, a few miles.
579
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:54,933
There's nothing about this
that doesn't stink.
580
00:39:55,142 --> 00:40:01,356
If it were me, I'd want vengeance.
I'd say, "Let justice be done. "
581
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:05,652
I'd also want to spend time
in a dark room alone...
582
00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:09,781
...so that I didn't have to face
my wife and my son...
583
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:13,118
...and have them see my humiliation.
584
00:40:17,205 --> 00:40:21,627
Bob, I can't get this done
if this is the story.
585
00:40:24,254 --> 00:40:27,007
Nothing about this that doesn't stink.
586
00:40:27,215 --> 00:40:31,887
Nothing that wouldn't be better
if you were a Supreme Court justice.
587
00:40:34,931 --> 00:40:40,187
Let me take you to the motel.
Go see your boy.
588
00:40:46,234 --> 00:40:48,779
So, can I ask?
589
00:40:48,987 --> 00:40:54,409
A guy in your job, do you know
missile codes and that sort of thing?
590
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:58,997
- Yeah.
- Outstanding.
591
00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:07,047
- Good evening, Mr. Justice.
- Good evening, Sam.
592
00:41:07,255 --> 00:41:10,592
- He's got personal items?
- Yes, sir.
593
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:18,934
It's your lucky night.
594
00:41:19,142 --> 00:41:24,147
There isn't going to be a report,
an investigation or suspension.
595
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:29,444
And no one's filing a $100-million
lawsuit that they would surely win.
596
00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:33,490
But in this room,
you'll apologize to Mr. Mendoza.
597
00:41:33,698 --> 00:41:39,871
Then you'll get in your squad car,
follow us and apologize to his son.
598
00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:42,707
Judge Mendoza...
599
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,753
...we sincerely apologize
for our mistake.
600
00:41:49,464 --> 00:41:52,384
- Thank you.
- Let's go.
601
00:41:53,718 --> 00:41:58,473
You could do a better job
of marking the exits on the thruway.
602
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,308
Let's go.
603
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:02,936
We'll be behind you.
604
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:14,948
If there's no reason for you to
go back, you should spend the night.
605
00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:18,493
- What's up here?
- Great antiquing.
606
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:22,539
You're killing me, judge.
Absolutely killing me.
607
00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,709
Josh? It's over.
608
00:42:26,751 --> 00:42:28,795
Good.
609
00:42:31,631 --> 00:42:36,094
That's the last time
the phone will ring, I promise.
610
00:42:39,055 --> 00:42:43,393
There's a part of the story
I didn't tell you.
611
00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:45,103
I can't.
612
00:42:45,353 --> 00:42:48,773
It doesn't involve...
I just can't, right now.
613
00:42:48,982 --> 00:42:52,903
Ask me back again
after the Senate confirms Mendoza.
614
00:42:53,111 --> 00:42:55,947
You should hear it. It's a good story.
615
00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:59,451
-Why don't we take some questions?
-Yeah.