1 00:00:05,169 --> 00:00:07,169 SO, TELL ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, TOBY? 2 00:00:07,190 --> 00:00:09,060 PREVIOUSLY ON THE WEST WING: 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,119 I'M SAM, SIR. 4 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,080 AND I AM THE DEPUTY COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR. 5 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,199 I'M LEO MCGARRY, WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF. 6 00:00:14,220 --> 00:00:16,219 WELL, I'M PERSONAL AIDE TO THE PRESIDENT. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,100 I'M THE PRESS SECRETARY. 8 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,149 IT'S AN UNAVOIDABLE CONFLICT OF INTEREST. 9 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:22,059 YOU'RE THE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR, TOBY. 10 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:23,140 I'M A SPEECHWRITER. 11 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,129 IN FACT, I'M THE DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF. 12 00:00:25,149 --> 00:00:28,059 WHICH I GUESS MAKES ME DEPUTY DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF. 13 00:00:28,079 --> 00:00:29,129 C.J.: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 14 00:00:29,149 --> 00:00:31,160 THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 15 00:00:32,219 --> 00:00:33,219 THANK YOU. 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,229 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 17 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:44,070 MAN: YEAH, I'M GOING TO NEED ROMERO AND RYDELL ON A BACKUP. 18 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:46,189 I'M GOING TO NEED THEM THERE IN 20. 19 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:48,170 IN ABOUT 20... 20 00:00:48,189 --> 00:00:51,109 YES, BECAUSE WE NEED A SUPPORT TEAM OUT THERE, OVER. 21 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:54,070 YES, SIR. 22 00:00:54,090 --> 00:00:57,079 OH, TAKE THESE RIGHT OVER THERE, OKAY? 23 00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,149 COMMANDER CALE. 24 00:00:59,170 --> 00:01:00,159 YEAH? 25 00:01:00,179 --> 00:01:02,049 JOSEPH RUSSO, INS. 26 00:01:02,070 --> 00:01:03,170 IT'S THE CONTAINER SHIP HORIZON. 27 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,109 WE'RE HOLDING THEM A HALF MILE OUT. 28 00:01:05,129 --> 00:01:07,069 THEY STARTED FROM THE FUJIAN PROVINCE. 29 00:01:07,090 --> 00:01:09,000 HOW MANY? MAYBE A HUNDRED. 30 00:01:09,019 --> 00:01:10,120 DID YOU CALL THE STATE DEPARTMENT? 31 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:13,010 YEAH. WE'RE GOING TO NEED TRANSLATORS WHO SPEAK MANDARIN. 32 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:14,069 WE HAVE THEM. 33 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:16,129 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT EXPEDITED REMOVAL OR...? 34 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:17,150 I'M SORRY? 35 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:19,170 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT EXPEDITED REMOVAL? 36 00:01:19,189 --> 00:01:21,159 THAT'S NOT UP TO ME. 37 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:27,019 SAM: WELL, OVER THREE AND A HALF CENTURIES AGO 38 00:01:27,039 --> 00:01:28,109 STRENGTHENED BY FAITH 39 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,069 BOUND BY A COMMON DESIRE FOR LIBERTY 40 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,060 A BAND OF PILGRIMS SOUGHT A PLACE IN THE NEW WORLD 41 00:01:33,079 --> 00:01:35,079 TO WORSHIP ACCORDING TO THEIR OWN BELIEFS... 42 00:01:35,099 --> 00:01:36,120 AND SOLVE CRIMES. 43 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:37,140 SAM... IT'D BE GOOD. 44 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:39,009 READ THE THING. 45 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:41,159 "THEY CHURN BUTTER AND WORSHIP ACCORDING TO THEIR BELIEFS. 46 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:42,219 BY NIGHT, THEY SOLVE CRIMES. 47 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,069 READ THE THING. PILGRIM DETECTIVES. 48 00:01:44,090 --> 00:01:45,109 YOU SEE ME LAUGHING? 49 00:01:45,129 --> 00:01:46,109 LAUGHING ON THE INSIDE. 50 00:01:46,129 --> 00:01:47,189 OKAY. WITH THE BIG HATS. 51 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:49,079 GIVE ME THE SPEECH. 52 00:01:49,099 --> 00:01:51,039 HAVE EITHER OF YOU HEARD OF... 53 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,159 I DON'T KNOW, THE SOMETHING... 54 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,189 THE JAMESTOWN MAYFLOWER DAUGHTERS 55 00:01:54,210 --> 00:01:56,229 OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION PRESERVATION SOCIETY? 56 00:01:57,009 --> 00:01:58,210 THE JAMESTOWN MAYFLOWER DAUGHTERS? 57 00:01:58,229 --> 00:02:00,079 MAY HAVE THE NAME WRONG. 58 00:02:00,099 --> 00:02:02,150 THEY'RE INVITING THE WHITE HOUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN SOME 59 00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:05,040 I DON'T KNOW, THANKSGIVING REVOLUTIONARY WAR RE-ENACTMENT. 60 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:08,050 C.J., LET'S NOT TORTURE AMERICAN HISTORY COMPLETELY TO DEATH. 61 00:02:08,069 --> 00:02:10,129 WHO THE HELL... JAMESTOWN WAS THE 16TH CENTURY. 62 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:13,060 THE MAYFLOWER LANDED AT PLYMOUTH IN THE 17TH CENTURY. 63 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,129 THE FATHERS OF THE DAUGHTERS 64 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:16,120 OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION FOUGHT IN... 65 00:02:16,139 --> 00:02:17,170 THE 18TH CENTURY! 66 00:02:17,189 --> 00:02:18,170 IT'S A FESTIVAL 67 00:02:18,189 --> 00:02:20,009 FEAST OF SOME KIND. 68 00:02:20,030 --> 00:02:21,090 WHO CARES? 69 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:22,099 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO LEARN 70 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,180 THE TRUE MEANING OF THANKSGIVING. 71 00:02:23,199 --> 00:02:25,150 RE-ENACTMENTS AND... PROCLAMATIONS 72 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:29,079 AND NATIVE AMERICAN CORN HUSK HANGING CONTESTS WITH... 73 00:02:29,099 --> 00:02:30,199 CORN HUSK HANGING? WHATEVER. 74 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:32,189 I'M THE THANKSGIVING CRUISE DIRECTOR HERE. 75 00:02:32,210 --> 00:02:34,210 WASN'T LIKE THIS LAST YEAR? I WASN'T HERE. 76 00:02:34,229 --> 00:02:36,219 WHERE WERE YOU? THEY SENT ME HOME. 77 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,150 YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME HAVING A 101.7 DEGREE FEVER 78 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:41,139 AND FLU-LIKE SYMPTOMS? NO. 79 00:02:41,159 --> 00:02:44,009 THAT'S 'CAUSE EVERY TIME WE COME ON A HOLIDAY 80 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,189 YOU GUYS CHECK OUT LIKE SENIORS WHO ARE DONE WITH FINALS. 81 00:02:46,210 --> 00:02:49,069 WE'RE WRITING AN IMPORTANT THANKSGIVING PROCLAMATION. 82 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:51,030 AND POSSIBLY A NEW ACTION-ADVENTURE SERIES. 83 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,139 NOBODY HERE HAS CHECKED OUT. 84 00:02:52,159 --> 00:02:54,219 I WAS JUST FLIPPING A NICKEL IN MY OFFICE. 85 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,219 16 TIMES IN A ROW, IT CAME UP TAILS. 86 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:00,020 I'M GOING HOME. 87 00:03:00,039 --> 00:03:01,189 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. YEAH, YEAH. 88 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:03,060 16 TIMES IN A ROW. 89 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,060 YEAH. 90 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,090 EXCUSE ME, FELLAS... 91 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:09,229 IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN COME IN HERE. 92 00:03:20,129 --> 00:03:22,129 THIS IS MORTON FROM JASPER FARMS IN VIRGINIA. 93 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:24,039 TELL THEM WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 94 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:25,050 DROPPING OFF THE TURKEYS. 95 00:03:25,069 --> 00:03:26,110 DROPPING OFF THE TURKEYS. 96 00:03:26,129 --> 00:03:27,129 WHAT ARE, UH... 97 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:28,189 NOBODY LEFT ME INSTRUCTIONS. 98 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:30,219 HE HAD A PASS FOR THE NORTHWEST ENTRANCE. 99 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,189 I'M DROPPING OFF THE TURKEYS. YEAH. 100 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:34,099 WHERE SHOULD I PUT THEM? 101 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,039 C.J.'S OFFICE. C.J. 102 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:37,229 I'D PUT THEM THERE. GOOD IDEA. 103 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,020 C.J'S OFFICE. 104 00:03:39,039 --> 00:03:40,129 C.J.'S OFFICE IS HERE. 105 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:42,199 C.J. HANDLES THE... BIRDS. DONNA SHOW HIM. 106 00:03:42,219 --> 00:03:45,050 C.J., YEAH. OKAY. 107 00:03:45,069 --> 00:03:46,180 AND, MORTON... 108 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:49,009 MS. CREGG IS GONE FOR THE NIGHT 109 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:51,030 AND HER OFFICE IS SECURE, SO FEEL FREE 110 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:52,110 TO LET THE TURKEYS OUT 111 00:03:52,129 --> 00:03:54,110 AND ALLOW THEM TO ROAM FREELY 112 00:03:54,129 --> 00:03:56,079 AS THEY WERE MEANT TO DO. ABSOLUTELY. 113 00:03:56,099 --> 00:03:58,110 OKAY. OKAY. 114 00:03:58,129 --> 00:03:59,189 SHOW HER WHO'S SLACKING OFF. 115 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:01,159 PIZZA? YEAH. 116 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,189 JOSH. THEY NEED YOU ON THE PHONE. 117 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,189 WHAT'S GOING ON? 118 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:06,039 A COMMANDER CALE IS TALKING 119 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:08,069 TO THE WATCH COMMANDER IN THE SITUATION ROOM. 120 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:11,009 THEY WANT YOU TO SIT IN ON THE CALL. WHY? 121 00:04:11,030 --> 00:04:12,159 SOMETHING ABOUT A BOAT FROM CHINA. 122 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:13,210 JOSH LYMAN. 123 00:05:03,209 --> 00:05:05,129 JOSH: IT'S AN 800-FOOT CONTAINER SHIP 124 00:05:05,149 --> 00:05:06,220 CALLED THE HORIZON. 125 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,160 83 CHINESE WERE STOWED AWAY IN CONTAINERS IN THE HOLD. 126 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:10,180 I HEARD 96. 127 00:05:10,199 --> 00:05:12,160 13 OF THEM DIED ON THE WAY. 128 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:15,050 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DEAD BODIES? 129 00:05:15,069 --> 00:05:17,149 THEY CAME OVER WITH THE 83 LIVE ONES. 130 00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:20,170 INS HAS THEM IN A TEMPORARY DETENTION FACILITY BY THE WATER. 131 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,040 BRIEF C.J. 132 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,209 YOU DOING ANYTHING FOR THANKSGIVING? 133 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:25,100 THE FIRST FAMILY. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 134 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,129 TOBY, SAM AND I ARE GONNA WATCH FOOTBALL. 135 00:05:27,149 --> 00:05:29,009 BRIEF C.J. ON THE CHINESE. 136 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,189 YEAH, LEO, DO ME A FAVOR, WOULD YOU? 137 00:05:31,209 --> 00:05:33,209 DON'T TELL THE PRESIDENT WE'RE JUST WATCHING FOOTBALL. 138 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,180 HE'LL WANT TO INVITE US FOR DINNER. 139 00:05:35,199 --> 00:05:37,069 I'M SURE ON HEARING YOU'RE FREE 140 00:05:37,090 --> 00:05:38,199 THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 141 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:40,149 WILL INSIST YOU JOIN HIM FOR DINNER. 142 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:42,019 I'M SAYING, WE'RE WORKING HARD 143 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,129 AND WE'D PREFER TO WATCH FOOTBALL 144 00:05:43,149 --> 00:05:46,110 RATHER THAN LISTEN TO A HISTORY OF THE YAM IN LATIN. 145 00:05:46,129 --> 00:05:49,019 BRIEF C.J. YEAH. 146 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,090 JOSH: HEY. 147 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:51,110 HELLO. 148 00:05:51,129 --> 00:05:52,139 LISTEN... WHAT? 149 00:05:52,159 --> 00:05:54,090 ABOUT A HUNDRED CHINESE STOWED AWAY 150 00:05:54,110 --> 00:05:56,090 IN THE CARGO HOLD OF A CONTAINER SHIP. 151 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:59,079 INS HAS THEM IN A TEMPORARY INTERMENT CAMP IN SAN DIEGO. 152 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,139 I'LL NEED MORE THAN THAT. 153 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,100 I'LL HAVE MORE IN A FEW MINUTES. 154 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,060 STAY OUT OF THE PRESS TILL THEN. 155 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:05,189 THE RECESS APPOINTMENTS? 156 00:06:05,209 --> 00:06:08,120 TOBY WILL TALK TO THE PRESIDENT ABOUT ADDING A NAME. 157 00:06:08,139 --> 00:06:11,000 WHO? JOSEPHINE MCGARRY. 158 00:06:11,019 --> 00:06:12,110 REALLY? YEAH. 159 00:06:12,129 --> 00:06:14,019 IS THIS AS A FAVOR TO LEO? 160 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,209 IT'S TOBY SNIFFING AROUND FOR A FIGHT ON SCHOOL PRAYER. 161 00:06:16,230 --> 00:06:18,029 HE'LL GET ONE. YEAH. 162 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:19,199 I'M GONNA SEE WHAT'S NEXT FOR ME 163 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:22,069 IN THIS WEEK OF UNENDURABLE THANKSGIVING NONSENSE. 164 00:06:22,089 --> 00:06:23,110 OKAY. 165 00:06:23,129 --> 00:06:24,110 HEY, C.J. 166 00:06:24,129 --> 00:06:26,100 HEY, CAROL. 167 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,139 OH, YEAH. 168 00:06:40,159 --> 00:06:41,159 THE TURKEYS CAME. 169 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:43,220 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, I'M COMING! 170 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,199 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE HERE YET. 171 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:47,019 I AM. 172 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,189 THE TURKEYS CAME. SO CAROL SAID. 173 00:06:48,209 --> 00:06:50,029 EXCUSE ME. 174 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:51,230 JOSH, TOBY AND SAM'S IDEA. 175 00:06:52,009 --> 00:06:53,040 YES. 176 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:54,060 THESE ARE THE TURKEYS. 177 00:06:54,079 --> 00:06:55,149 TURKEYS FOR WHAT? 178 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:57,060 YOU WEREN'T HERE LAST YEAR. 179 00:06:57,079 --> 00:06:58,159 WHEN? OH, FOR THANKSGIVING. 180 00:06:58,180 --> 00:06:59,189 YOU WERE SICK. 181 00:06:59,209 --> 00:07:01,079 YES. EVERY YEAR ON THANKSGIVING 182 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,180 THE PRESIDENT PARDONS A TURKEY. 183 00:07:02,199 --> 00:07:04,069 HE PARDONS A TURKEY. 184 00:07:04,089 --> 00:07:05,160 YEAH, IT'S YOUR EVENT, SO... 185 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,040 WHY ARE THERE TWO? I'M SORRY? 186 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,209 WHY ARE THERE TWO TURKEYS? 187 00:07:08,230 --> 00:07:11,050 CUSTOMARILY, THE PRESS SECRETARY DECIDES... 188 00:07:11,069 --> 00:07:12,149 NO. 189 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:16,079 WHICH OF THE TWO FINALISTS IS MORE PHOTOGENIC. 190 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:20,019 THEIR NAMES ARE... I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THEIR NAMES. 191 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,100 THIS ONE'S ERIC AND THIS ONE'S TROY. 192 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,120 ERIC AND TROY? 193 00:07:23,139 --> 00:07:26,129 YEAH. 194 00:07:26,149 --> 00:07:28,139 AND I'M TO CHOOSE THE MORE PHOTOGENIC ONE 195 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,149 TO RECEIVE A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON? 196 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:31,160 YEAH. 197 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:33,029 OKAY, I HAVE A MASTER'S DEGREE 198 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:35,009 FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA AT BERKELEY. 199 00:07:35,029 --> 00:07:41,170 THAT'S A GOOD SCHOOL. YEAH. 200 00:07:41,189 --> 00:07:46,100 THEY EAT GRAIN, OR REALLY WHATEVER'S LYING AROUND 201 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:51,159 AND TROY DOESN'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED. 202 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,170 OKAY, I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE NOW. 203 00:07:57,189 --> 00:08:00,050 I UNDERSTAND. 204 00:08:00,069 --> 00:08:02,060 ( FLAPPING WINGS ) 205 00:08:02,079 --> 00:08:03,120 HEY. HEY, SAM. 206 00:08:03,139 --> 00:08:04,209 WHAT'S GOING ON? 207 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:07,029 SHOPPING FOR A NEW CARVING KNIFE FOR THE PRESIDENT. 208 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:09,009 THIS PRESIDENT TAKES CARVING KNIVES VERY SERIOUSLY. 209 00:08:09,029 --> 00:08:10,029 YES, I'VE DISCOVERED. 210 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,199 I'LL NEED A FEW MINUTES TO TALK 211 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:14,050 ABOUT THE CHINESE IN SAN DIEGO. SOMETHING'S GOING ON. 212 00:08:14,069 --> 00:08:16,089 WHAT? I'M JUST GETTING IT IN NOW. 213 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:17,110 HOW'D IT GO? 214 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,170 I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 215 00:08:18,189 --> 00:08:20,060 I WOULDN'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. 216 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:22,139 NO, THIS IS A VERY GOOD KNIFE. 217 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,220 HE'S VERY PARTICULAR. 218 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,139 THAT'S ONE WORD FOR IT. I HEARD THAT. 219 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,160 MR. PRESIDENT. 220 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:28,230 AH... 221 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,060 I THINK YOU'LL FIND THESE TO YOUR LIKING. 222 00:08:31,079 --> 00:08:33,200 YES, INDEED I DO. 223 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:34,200 EXCELLENT. 224 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:36,019 THE CHEF'S CHOICE. 225 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:37,129 TWICE THE AMOUNT OF CARBON. 226 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:40,049 IT'LL HOLD A SHARP EDGE UP TO TEN TIMES LONGER. 227 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:41,169 AND YOU CAN SEE THE HANDLE 228 00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:43,139 WHICH IS TEXTURIZED MOLDED POLYMER. 229 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:45,159 IT HAS NO RIVETS OR AIR POCKETS. 230 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:47,129 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY, MR. PRESIDENT. 231 00:08:47,149 --> 00:08:48,220 THIS IS AN AMERICAN KNIFE. 232 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,179 YES. NO GERMAN KNIVES FOR US. 233 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,000 NO, SIR. GOOD JOB. 234 00:08:52,019 --> 00:08:54,070 THANK YOU, SIR. HOLD ON. 235 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:55,220 SIR? 236 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,029 NAH... NAH. 237 00:08:58,049 --> 00:08:59,110 NO, THE BALANCE ISN'T RIGHT. 238 00:08:59,129 --> 00:09:00,190 I'LL TAKE IT BACK, SIR. 239 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:03,000 YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? A GERMAN KNIFE? 240 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:04,090 YEAH. I'LL GET ON IT. 241 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,059 MR. PRESIDENT, SAM ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU A HEADS UP. 242 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,009 HE'LL NEED A FEW MINUTES TO TALK. 243 00:09:09,029 --> 00:09:10,190 YOU TELL HIM THEY ALREADY BRIEFED ME. 244 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:12,200 HE SAID THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ELSE. 245 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:14,070 OKAY. THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 246 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:16,190 THE GERMANS KNOW HOW TO MAKE A KNIFE, CHARLIE. 247 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:18,230 YES, SIR. 248 00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:21,169 JOSEPHINE MCGARRY? 249 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:24,129 BEEN PUT ON A LOT OF SHORT LISTS, PULL THE TRIGGER? 250 00:09:24,149 --> 00:09:26,009 SHE'S A PRETTY CONTROVERSIAL WOMAN. 251 00:09:26,029 --> 00:09:27,070 THAT'S NOT A FLAW. 252 00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:29,029 IT IS WHEN IT'S A RECESS APPOINTMENT. 253 00:09:29,049 --> 00:09:31,000 RECESS APPOINTMENT ASSUMES THE SENATE'S 254 00:09:31,019 --> 00:09:33,000 GOING TO HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE NOMINEE. 255 00:09:33,019 --> 00:09:34,230 THE SENATE WILL HAVE A CONSIDERABLE PROBLEM 256 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,029 WITH THIS NOMINEE. 257 00:09:36,049 --> 00:09:37,179 THAT'S THE SENATE'S PROBLEM. TOBY... 258 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,110 MR. PRESIDENT, YOU WANNA HAVE A DEBATE ON SCHOOL PRAYER. 259 00:09:40,129 --> 00:09:42,049 YES, I DO. THIS WILL START IT. 260 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:44,039 I'VE GOT TO SAY, LOOK, I'M JUST... 261 00:09:44,059 --> 00:09:46,000 TOBY, I'M NOT WILD ABOUT THE WOMAN. 262 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,120 I'VE KNOWN HER FOR 25 YEARS 263 00:09:47,139 --> 00:09:49,070 AND I THINK SHE'S ALL ABOUT EVE. 264 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:51,080 WELL, I WOULDN'T CAST HER IN A PLAY 265 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,169 BUT AT THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION... 266 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:55,110 ( DOOR OPENS ) GOOD MORNING. 267 00:09:55,129 --> 00:09:57,059 WANT A DEBATE ON SCHOOL PRAYER? YEAH. 268 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,100 THIS WILL START IT. WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT? 269 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,120 RECESS APPOINTMENTS. 270 00:10:00,139 --> 00:10:02,200 I'VE GOT THE FINAL LIST RIGHT HERE. 271 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:04,000 HEY, LEO. 272 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:06,000 "JAMES ELKINS, ASSISTANT SECRETARY 273 00:10:06,019 --> 00:10:07,230 OF TRANSPORTATION FOR AVIATION 274 00:10:08,009 --> 00:10:09,139 "LESLIE CRYER, ASSISTANT SECRETARY 275 00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:12,000 "OF COMMERCE FOR ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT 276 00:10:12,019 --> 00:10:14,179 UMBERTO SEPIO, DEPUTY ADMINISTRATOR FOR THE EPA." 277 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,039 LEO, WE'RE ADDING A NAME. 278 00:10:16,059 --> 00:10:17,120 WHO? JOSEY. 279 00:10:17,139 --> 00:10:19,019 NO, NO. 280 00:10:19,039 --> 00:10:21,039 ASSISTANT SECRETARY FOR PRIMARY AND SECONDARY EDUCATION. 281 00:10:21,059 --> 00:10:22,080 DID MY SISTER... 282 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,090 WE WANT THE DEBATE. 283 00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:25,049 MY SISTER CALL AND ASK FOR THIS? 284 00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:26,129 SHE DID NOT CALL ME. 285 00:10:26,149 --> 00:10:27,210 I'M AMAZED. SHE CALLED ME. 286 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:29,210 LESS AMAZED. TAKE HER NAME OFF THE LIST. 287 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:31,129 IT'S NOT PATRONAGE IF SHE'S QUALIFIED. 288 00:10:31,149 --> 00:10:32,190 SIR... SHE IS. 289 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:35,039 PH.D. IN EDUCATION, SIX YEARS AS A PRINCIPAL 290 00:10:35,059 --> 00:10:36,090 FOUR YEARS AS SUPERINTENDENT 291 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:37,200 AND A SIGNIFICANT DEMOCRAT. 292 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,049 THEY'LL BRING UP SCHOOL PRAYER. NO KIDDING. 293 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:42,179 PLEASE DON'T HOP ON THE BACK OF TOBY'S HORSE. 294 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,070 WE'LL BE IN A FIGHT WE'RE NOT GEARED UP FOR. 295 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:47,230 WE ARE GEARED. IF WE'RE NOT, WE SHOULD GET OUT. 296 00:10:48,009 --> 00:10:49,179 SURE, YOU FIRST. 297 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,009 I'LL TAKE THE MEETINGS. 298 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,080 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. 299 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,179 AND YOU'LL START WITH AIDES 300 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,070 TO THE REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP AND YOU'LL GAUGE EXACTLY 301 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,200 THE VOLUME OF DUMBNESS WITH NO REWARD WE CAN EXPECT. 302 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:00,210 EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. 303 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:02,009 TAKE THE MEETINGS. 304 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,210 I'M VERY HAPPY TO. YEAH? 305 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,059 THERE'S A WRINKLE IN THE SITUATION. 306 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,059 WHAT IS IT? 307 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,100 YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. 308 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,159 WHAT? THEY'RE CLAIMING THEY'RE 309 00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:11,220 CHRISTIAN EVANGELICALS FLEEING PERSECUTION. 310 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,029 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 311 00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:15,100 THEY'RE SEEKING RELIGIOUS ASYLUM. 312 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,129 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 313 00:11:16,149 --> 00:11:17,210 NO. 314 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:20,019 THE CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY'S GOING TO SCREAM "STAY." 315 00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:21,210 CHINA'S GOING TO SAY SEND THEM BACK. 316 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:25,070 INS IS GOING TO SAY THE LAW'S THE LAW. 317 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:32,190 THIS IS A WHOLE NEW THING. 318 00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:34,070 YEAH. 319 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:42,070 C.J.: WELL, THE INS CONDUCTS 320 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:44,139 SOMETHING CALLED A "CREDIBLE FEAR" INTERVIEW. 321 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:47,100 IT'S NOT A HEARING ON WHETHER OR NOT TO GRANT ASYLUM 322 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:50,009 BUT TO DETERMINE IF THE DETAINEE HAS A CREDIBLE FEAR 323 00:11:50,029 --> 00:11:52,120 THEY'LL BE HARMED IF RETURNED TO THEIR COUNTRY. STEVE. 324 00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:55,019 C.J., WILL THE WHITE HOUSE BE MEETING WITH LEADERS 325 00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:57,049 OF THE CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY TO HEAR THEIR INPUT? 326 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,230 YES, WE WILL. IN THE FOLLOWING DAYS 327 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,230 WE'LL BE MEETING WITH THE REVEREND AL CALDWELL 328 00:12:01,009 --> 00:12:03,029 MEMBERS OF BEIJING'S EMBASSY AND INS AGENTS. 329 00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:05,100 THE PRESIDENT HAS ASKED JOSH LYMAN AND SAM SEABORN 330 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,120 TO RUN THESE MEETINGS, SO IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE 331 00:12:07,139 --> 00:12:09,090 BY WEEK'S END WE'LL HAVE ALIENATED CHRISTIANS 332 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:11,009 CHINA AND OUR OWN GOVERNMENT. 333 00:12:11,029 --> 00:12:13,090 ( REPORTERS CLAMORING ) THAT'S ALL I HAVE ON THE REFUGEES. 334 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:16,070 I WAS GONNA ANNOUNCE THE RECESS APPOINTMENTS BUT I'LL WAIT. 335 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:19,090 I CAN TELL YOU THE LIST IS SENT TO THE COMMITTEE CHAIRS 336 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:22,070 AND I IMAGINE SOMEONE WILL LEAK IT THIS AFTERNOON. 337 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:24,129 I'LL ALSO REMIND YOU THAT IT'S THANKSGIVING WEEK 338 00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:28,159 WHICH MEANS THE TRADITIONAL PRESIDENTIAL PARDON, YOU KNOW... 339 00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:30,090 OF THE CHOSEN TURKEY. 340 00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:32,159 THAT WILL BE WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON. 341 00:12:32,179 --> 00:12:34,110 THURSDAY MORNING THE PRESIDENT WILL MAKE... 342 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,149 ...HIS THANKSGIVING PROCLAMATION 343 00:12:35,169 --> 00:12:36,220 IN THE ROSE GARDEN. 344 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,039 THE GUESTS WILL BE MEMBERS 345 00:12:38,059 --> 00:12:40,039 OF THE BOYS AND GIRLS CLUBS OF AMERICA 346 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:43,059 AND MEMBERS OF BIG BROTHERS AND BIG SISTERS OF AMERICA. 347 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,210 YOU'LL BE LEADING THEM IN SONG? 348 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,049 I'M SORRY? 349 00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:48,169 THE PRESS SECRETARY USUALLY LEADS THE KIDS IN SONG. 350 00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:52,009 YES, OF COURSE I WILL BE LEADING THEM IN SONG 351 00:12:52,029 --> 00:12:53,200 FOR I AM THE PRESS SECRETARY. 352 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,029 THANK YOU. 353 00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:57,019 REPORTER: C.J., HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 354 00:12:57,039 --> 00:12:58,149 I GOTTA LEARN SOME SONGS. 355 00:12:58,169 --> 00:13:00,129 DON'T BRING IT UP AT THE MEETING. 356 00:13:00,149 --> 00:13:03,009 JOSH... DON'T BRING IT UP AT THE MEETING. 357 00:13:03,029 --> 00:13:05,200 HE THREATENED TO BLOW UP A THEATER IN GOD'S NAME. 358 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:08,019 YES. A THEATER WITH PEOPLE IN IT. 359 00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:09,070 YES. 360 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,000 BUT SENDING ILLEGAL CHINESE IMMIGRANTS 361 00:13:11,019 --> 00:13:12,200 BACK TO CHINA IS OBJECTIONABLE. 362 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:15,029 DON'T BRING IT UP AT THE MEETING. 363 00:13:15,049 --> 00:13:16,120 IT MIGHT SLIP OUT. 364 00:13:16,139 --> 00:13:17,220 OKAY. SHOVE IT BACK IN. 365 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,070 MORNING, REVEREND CALDWELL. 366 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,159 OH, MORNING, JOSH, SAM. 367 00:13:20,179 --> 00:13:22,009 LA SALLE: GOOD MORNING. REVEREND. 368 00:13:22,029 --> 00:13:24,049 JOSH: GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. WELCOME. 369 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,200 MORNING, MARY. 370 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:28,210 JOSH, THE WHITE HOUSE WILL FACE CONSIDERABLE EMBARRASSMENT 371 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:30,190 IF THE PRESIDENT CONTINUES TO MAINTAIN 372 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,049 HIS STRANGLEHOLD ON INDIFFERENCE 373 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,210 WHEN IT COMES TO PERSECUTED CHRISTIANS 374 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,210 AROUND THE WORLD. 375 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:39,149 OKAY, WE'RE DONE WITH "GOOD MORNING." 376 00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:42,000 THESE ARE PEOPLE FROM A COUNTRY THAT OPPRESSES CHRISTIANS. 377 00:13:42,019 --> 00:13:44,029 THE PRESIDENT HAS TO GRANT THEIR ASYLUM REQUEST. 378 00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:46,169 THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T GRANT ASYLUM REQUESTS. 379 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,220 THE INS JUDGE DOES. 380 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,190 THE INS JUDGE IS GOING TO DO 381 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:51,139 WHAT THE PRESIDENT URGES HIM TO DO. 382 00:13:51,159 --> 00:13:53,139 IF THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T URGE THE INS JUDGE 383 00:13:53,159 --> 00:13:56,009 TO GRANT THE ASYLUM, HE'S GONNA WISH HE HAD. 384 00:13:56,029 --> 00:13:58,019 MARY, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU'RE NOT GOING 385 00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:00,129 TO GET ANYWHERE IN THIS BUILDING BY THREATENING ME. 386 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:02,230 DO WE KNOW THAT THEY WERE PERSECUTED IN CHINA? 387 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,190 EXCUSE ME? 388 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,139 DO WE KNOW THEY WERE PERSECUTED? 389 00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:08,059 THEY'RE CHRISTIANS. I BELIEVE THAT. 390 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,220 I'M ASKING IF THEY WERE PERSECUTED. 391 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,210 YES. HOW DO YOU KNOW? 392 00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:14,100 THEY STUFFED THEMSELVES IN 20 BY 20-FOOT CONTAINER COMPARTMENTS 393 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,220 FOR A MONTH AND A HALF. 394 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,120 WHY ELSE WOULD THEY BE HERE? 395 00:14:17,139 --> 00:14:19,019 THE LEADERS OF THE FANGCHEG CHURCH 396 00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:20,139 WERE THROWN INTO LABOR CAMPS. 397 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:23,110 LAST AUGUST, THREE TAIWANESE-BORN AMERICAN EVANGELICALS 398 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,100 WERE ARRESTED IN HENAN PROVINCE... 399 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,149 FOR-- I'M QUOTING NOW-- 400 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,019 "ACTIVITIES INCOMPATIBLE 401 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,200 WITH TOURIST STATUS UNDER WHICH THEY ENTERED CHINA." 402 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,149 IN OTHER WORDS, FOR SPREADING THE GOSPEL 403 00:14:32,169 --> 00:14:34,059 100 OF THEIR FOLLOWERS WERE DETAINED 404 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,059 AND ONE WOMAN WAS BEATEN BY THE POLICE. 405 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,230 CHINESE CATHOLICS ARE BEING ARRESTED BY THE WAGON LOAD 406 00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:40,230 FOR RECOGNIZING THE VATICAN'S AUTHORITY. 407 00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:42,149 CALDWELL: AN 82-YEAR-OLD BISHOP WAS RELEASED 408 00:14:42,169 --> 00:14:45,019 AFTER 30 YEARS IN PRISON, THEN ARRESTED AGAIN. 409 00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:47,179 AN 84-YEAR-OLD BISHOP WAS TORTURED UNTIL HE PASSED OUT. 410 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,070 HE'S NOW IN A COMA. 411 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:52,230 CHINA HARASSES CHRISTIANS, JOSH. 412 00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:54,129 THE STATE DEPARTMENT SAYS SO. 413 00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:56,149 AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL SAYS SO. 414 00:14:56,169 --> 00:14:57,230 I SAY SO. 415 00:14:58,009 --> 00:14:59,009 IT IS FACT. 416 00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:00,149 MARSH: AND THE SCORES OF MILLIONS 417 00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:01,230 OF AMERICAN CHRISTIANS 418 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:03,210 AND CHRISTIANS AROUND THE WORLD 419 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:06,000 WILL NOT STAND BLITHELY BY 420 00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:08,049 WHILE RELIGIOUS FREEDOM IS THREATENED. 421 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:09,070 SURE, YOU WILL. 422 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,080 SAM... 423 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,200 NO, THEY WILL STAND BLITHELY BY 424 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,059 WHILE RELIGIOUS FREEDOM IS THREATENED. 425 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,220 THEY'RE NOT DOING IT THIS TIME. 426 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,149 OKAY. IS THIS ABOUT THE PLAY? 427 00:15:16,169 --> 00:15:18,200 A GUY WRITES A PLAY CALLED APOSTLES 428 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:21,139 IN WHICH JESUS CHRIST IS GAY, AND YOU PROTEST-- FINE-- 429 00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:23,190 A GUY THREATENS TO BLOW UP THE THEATER 430 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,039 YOU GUYS ARE NOWHERE. 431 00:15:25,059 --> 00:15:26,120 THAT PLAY WAS DISGUSTING. 432 00:15:26,139 --> 00:15:28,059 YOU'RE COMMITTED TO RELIGIOUS FREEDOM 433 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,100 UNLESS YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY? 434 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:34,029 THAT'S NOT WHAT... DON'T LOOK, BUT I THINK THE PLAYWRIGHT'S HEADED TO CHINA. 435 00:15:34,049 --> 00:15:36,059 JOSH? YEAH. 436 00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:39,200 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 437 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,200 SAM'S RIGHT, AND IT'S A POINT WELL TAKEN. 438 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:44,169 I DON'T WANNA GET BOGGED DOWN IN A MARY MARSH MUD-FIGHT. 439 00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:46,009 YES, SIR. THIS IS IMPORTANT. 440 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,000 IT IS. I WANT YOU TO KNOW 441 00:15:48,019 --> 00:15:49,169 I WANT THE PRESIDENT TO KNOW: 442 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:52,210 MY CHURCH WILL PAY OUT THE BOND FOR EACH OF THE REFUGEES. 443 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,169 WE MIGHT BE TALKING ABOUT MORE MONEY... 444 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:56,090 I KNOW HOW MUCH WE'RE TALKING. 445 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,169 MY CHURCH WILL PAY IT. 446 00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:00,230 IF THEY WON'T, I WILL. 447 00:16:01,009 --> 00:16:02,090 OKAY, THANK YOU, REVEREND. 448 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,049 I'LL PASS THAT ALONG. THANK YOU. 449 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:05,059 GOOD MORNING, TOBY. 450 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,070 GOOD MORNING, REVEREND. 451 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,090 YOU LOOK DETERMINED. 452 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,149 I AM, SIR. 453 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,230 GOOD BOY. 454 00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:13,120 ( DOOR OPENS ) 455 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,110 AIDE: BEFORE WE GET TO ANYTHING ELSE 456 00:16:15,129 --> 00:16:17,210 I WANT TO OBJECT TO THE TOTALLY CRAPPY WAY 457 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,120 WE WERE INFORMED ABOUT THIS. 458 00:16:19,139 --> 00:16:21,210 YOU KNEW WE'RE GETTING THE LIST OF RECESS APPOINTMENTS. 459 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,090 TOBY, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK...? 460 00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:25,120 ARTICLE II, SECTION 2: "THE PRESIDENT SHALL HAVE 461 00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:27,120 "THE POWER TO FILL VACANCIES THAT MAY HAPPEN 462 00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:29,190 "DURING THE RECESS OF THE SENATE BY GRANTING COMMISSIONS. 463 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:32,039 IT'LL EXPIRE AT THE END OF THEIR NEXT SESSION." 464 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,000 YOU CAN'T JUST SLIP HER IN, TOBY. 465 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:35,149 SLIP WHO IN? DON'T BE CUTE. 466 00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:36,169 I CAN'T HELP IT. 467 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:39,110 MCGARRY'S SISTER. IT'S MR. MCGARRY 468 00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:41,220 AND HER NAME IS DR. JOSEPHINE MCGARRY. 469 00:16:42,009 --> 00:16:44,210 SHE HAS A PH.D. IN EDUCATION FROM CORNELL. 470 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:48,139 SHE'S PUBLISHED MANY SCHOLARLY ESSAYS ON PUBLIC EDUCATION. 471 00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:50,179 SHE WAS SUPERINTENDENT OF THE ATLANTA SCHOOL DISTRICT 472 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,139 SERVICING 58,000 STUDENTS 473 00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:55,049 WITH SOME OF THE HIGHEST STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES 474 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:56,090 IN THE COUNTRY. 475 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,190 WHAT IN PARTICULAR TROUBLES 476 00:16:57,210 --> 00:17:00,000 THE SENATORS YOU WORK FOR ABOUT HER RESUME? 477 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,139 I THINK YOU KNOW. 478 00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:03,139 I DO. I'D LIKE YOU TO SAY IT. 479 00:17:03,159 --> 00:17:05,039 SHE'S ANTI-RELIGION, TOBY. IS SHE? 480 00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:06,160 YES, SHE IS. 481 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:10,099 HMM... SHE'S ON THE BOARD OF VISITORS AT HER CHURCH. 482 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,190 SHE TEACHES SUNDAY MORNINGS 483 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,150 AT THE IMMACULATE HEART OF MARY SCHOOL. 484 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,109 YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 485 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,140 SHE'S AGAINST PRAYER. SHE'S AGAINST PRAYER? 486 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,190 SCHOOL PRAYER. 487 00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:20,099 AH. 488 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,220 AS SHE'S PUBLISHED MANY TIMES IN HER SCHOLARLY ESSAYS. 489 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,069 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO ELSE IS AGAINST IT? 490 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,069 THE 11TH U.S. CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS. 491 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,099 ORGANIZED PRAYER IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS IS PROHIBITED 492 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,230 AND YOUR PROBLEM WITH HER 493 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,150 IS THAT, WHILE SUPERINTENDENT, SHE ENFORCED THE LAW. 494 00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,130 A LAW THAT 70% SAY IS WRONG. 495 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:36,190 70% OF THE PEOPLE SAY... 496 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:38,009 LAWS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT. 497 00:17:38,029 --> 00:17:40,019 WE DON'T ASK FOR A SHOW OF HANDS. 498 00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:41,130 YOU UNDERSTAND THE SENATE REPUBLICANS... 499 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:42,210 NO, I DON'T. 500 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:46,109 EXPLAIN IT TO ME SLOWLY. TOBY... 501 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,220 THE SENATE REPUBLICANS 502 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 WILL HOLD UP THE CONFIRMATIONS OF OTHER NOMINEES. 503 00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:52,029 THIS IS AN ABUSE OF THE RECESS APPOINTMENT. 504 00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:53,069 IT'S THERE FOR CONVENIENCE. 505 00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:54,190 IT'S NOT THERE TO CIRCUMVENT 506 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:57,130 THE SENATE'S CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO CONFIRM NOMINEES. 507 00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,200 NEITHER IS THE FILIBUSTER. 508 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:01,109 I'LL PUT DOWN MY GUN WHEN YOU PUT DOWN YOURS. 509 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,009 FACT IS, IF YOU DON'T THINK 510 00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:04,190 SHE'D BE CONFIRMED, THEN IT'S OUTRAGEOUS THAT... 511 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:07,200 NO, WHAT IS OUTRAGEOUS IS THIS WOULD NEVER COME TO VOTE 512 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,079 IF WE DID IT IN SESSION. 513 00:18:09,099 --> 00:18:12,029 THERE'S NO WAY THEY CAN'T CONFIRM HER. SHE'S QUALIFIED. 514 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,200 THIS WOULD NEVER COME TO A VOTE! 515 00:18:16,099 --> 00:18:19,140 SO... HOLD UP ALL THE APPOINTMENTS YOU WANT 516 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,210 SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT 517 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,230 'CAUSE A TEACHER DID AS SHE WAS TOLD. 518 00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:24,180 YOU'LL HAVE GIVEN US A SECOND TERM 519 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,000 AND WE WON'T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING. 520 00:18:27,019 --> 00:18:29,039 BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG 521 00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:31,049 THOUGH I AM AND YOU ARE 522 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,069 BUT JUST BECAUSE I AM BETTER AT THIS THAN YOU. 523 00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:36,130 NOT THIS TIME. 524 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:40,039 I'M SORRY? 525 00:18:40,059 --> 00:18:42,119 YOU'RE NOT BETTER THIS TIME. 526 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:46,000 THIS... IS A PICTURE OF HER. 527 00:18:48,089 --> 00:18:50,089 DOING WHAT? 528 00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:52,150 ENFORCING THE LAW. 529 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,049 ( TOBY SIGHS ) 530 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,150 IT WAS A HOME GAME. 531 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,079 THERE WAS AN ORGANIZED PRAYER AND SHE'S BREAKING IT UP. 532 00:19:18,099 --> 00:19:19,089 YES, SHE IS. 533 00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:20,220 IT'S NOT GOOD, BUT IT'S NOT... 534 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,069 THESE ARE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS. 535 00:19:22,089 --> 00:19:24,099 TWO OF THEM ARE ON THEIR KNEES PRAYING 536 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,200 WHILE BEING HANDCUFFED 537 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:28,049 WITH MY SISTER STANDING NEXT TO THE COP 538 00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:31,220 WHOSE HAND IS ON HIS NIGHTSTICK. 539 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,099 HE'S RESTING IT ON HIS NIGHTSTICK. 540 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:35,150 SURE THAT EXPLANATION WILL BE IN THE CAPTION. 541 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,009 LEO... 542 00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:39,170 ONE OF THE STUDENTS IS WEARING HIS MARCHING BAND UNIFORM. 543 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:41,039 ONE OF THE STUDENTS IS BLACK. 544 00:19:41,059 --> 00:19:43,009 LISTEN... AND YOU SAY, "IT'S NOT GOOD"? 545 00:19:43,029 --> 00:19:44,140 YEAH, LOOK... THAT'S A PENETRATING DIAGNOSIS 546 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,140 FROM THE WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR. 547 00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:50,190 IT'S NOT LIKE WE WEREN'T AWARE OF THE INCIDENT. 548 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,119 WE DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS ART. 549 00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,150 IT'S A LOCAL PAPER. 550 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:55,140 IT'S NOT LOCAL ANYMORE! 551 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,230 WELL, I CAN SAVE IT. 552 00:19:57,009 --> 00:19:58,210 DOES SHE KNOW SHE WAS SUBMITTED? YES. 553 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,210 HOW? I CALLED HER. 554 00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:01,069 TOBY...! I CAN SAVE THIS. 555 00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:03,099 MARGARET! LEO... 556 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,150 A FOOTBALL GAME, MARCHING BAND ON THEIR KNEES. 557 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,099 THE ONLY THING BREAKING UP NORMAL ROCKWELL 558 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,119 ARE THE COPS, THE HANDCUFFS, THE NIGHTSTICK 559 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,200 AND MY SISTER. YEAH? 560 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,059 GET JOSEPHINE ON THE PHONE. 561 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,009 YEAH. 562 00:20:16,029 --> 00:20:19,089 I BEGGED YOU TO GO SLOW WITH THIS NOMINATION. 563 00:20:19,109 --> 00:20:20,190 THE POST NEEDED TO... 564 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:24,069 THE POST DID NOT DESPERATELY NEED TO BE FILLED. 565 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,069 NEITHER THE ECONOMY NOR NATIONAL SECURITY 566 00:20:26,089 --> 00:20:27,230 NOR INFRASTRUCTURE WILL COLLAPSE 567 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,200 WITHOUT AN ASSISTANT SECRETARY 568 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:32,230 OF PRIMARY AND SECONDARY EDUCATION. 569 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:35,069 IT BRINGS THE PROBLEM FRONT AND CENTER. 570 00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:36,109 GREAT. 571 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,119 WHAT PRIZE DO WE GET FOR THAT? 572 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:40,079 LEO... WHAT PRIZE DO WE GET 573 00:20:40,099 --> 00:20:42,230 FOR BRINGING IT FRONT AND CENTER? 574 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,019 LEO? 575 00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:45,049 WHAT? 576 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,210 YOUR SISTER. 577 00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:56,089 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE. 578 00:20:56,109 --> 00:20:59,190 IT BRINGS YOUR PROBLEM FRONT AND CENTER, TOBY. 579 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:04,109 LEAVE THE NEWSPAPER. 580 00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:13,029 HEY, JO. 581 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,180 C.J.: DONNA? HEY, C.J. 582 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,029 CAN I BORROW YOU FOR JUST A MINUTE? 583 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:23,130 JOSH: HEY, C.J. 584 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,029 I'D LOVE TO STAND AND TALK 585 00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:27,119 BUT I HAVE A TURKEY PARDONING IN FIVE MINUTES. 586 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,170 I THOUGHT THAT WAS TOMORROW. 587 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:30,119 TOMORROW'S THE SINGING. YOU'RE SINGING? 588 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,019 I'M LEADING THE CHILDREN IN SONG. 589 00:21:32,039 --> 00:21:33,130 EXCELLENT! YES. I NEED DONNA. 590 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:35,009 YOU NEED HELP WITH THE SONG? 591 00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:36,140 DON'T NEED HELP WITH THE SONG. 592 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,150 THE INS GUYS WILL BE HERE. YEP. 593 00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:40,039 WHAT YOU NEED? I NEED HELP. 594 00:21:40,059 --> 00:21:41,170 ISN'T IT THE USUAL? USUAL SONG? 595 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:43,079 "WE GATHER TOGETHER." THAT'S THE SONG. 596 00:21:43,099 --> 00:21:44,200 THAT'S THE SONG. YOU KNOW IT? 597 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,099 EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. DON'T KNOW IT. 598 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,210 YOU WENT TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL? 599 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:49,019 YES. RIGHT BEFORE 600 00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:50,099 BEING A NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLAR. 601 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:51,210 THE MADRIGALS WILL KNOW THE SONG. 602 00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:54,000 THE MADRIGALS? A COUPLE OF GUYS WEARING COSTUMES 603 00:21:54,019 --> 00:21:55,170 AND PLAYING THE LUTE. IT'S NO PROBLEM. 604 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:58,130 Y-YOU'RE NOT THE ONE CONDUCTING A MUSICAL ON CNN. 605 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,039 WANT ME TO TEACH YOU? YES. 606 00:22:00,059 --> 00:22:01,150 NOW? NOT NOW. 607 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,230 I HAVE, YOU KNOW, ACTUAL... 608 00:22:03,009 --> 00:22:04,200 SERIOUS WORK TO DO. 609 00:22:06,109 --> 00:22:08,099 OKAY. SHOW TIME, GUYS. 610 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,180 I'VE OBSERVED YOU UNDER A NUMBER OF CONDITIONS 611 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,079 AND THIS IS THE FINAL. 612 00:22:12,099 --> 00:22:15,029 I CAN'T HAVE YOU WIGGING OUT IN THE PRESIDENT'S FACE-- 613 00:22:15,049 --> 00:22:16,200 "I JUST DON'T LIKE THE PHOTO." 614 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:18,119 SO... 615 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,230 YOU BOTH DID FINE. 616 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,079 ( TURKEY GOBBLING ) 617 00:22:24,099 --> 00:22:27,000 TROY, YOU NEED TO KNOW IT WAS NECK AND NECK 618 00:22:27,019 --> 00:22:28,099 BUT I'M GIVING IT TO ERIC. 619 00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:31,130 YOU WERE IN IT TO THE END, BUT IT'S THE FLAPPING THING. 620 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,099 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S OF SOME CONCERN-- 621 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,019 I'VE BEEN TALKING OUT LOUD. 622 00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:37,019 THAT'S VERY UNSETTLING. 623 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:38,210 OKAY, ERIC, HERE WE GO. 624 00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:40,180 ( GOBBLING ) 625 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,170 COME ON, ERIC, LET'S GO. 626 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:45,009 THE GUY SAID TO SUPPORT HIM UNDER HIS HINDQUARTERS. 627 00:22:45,029 --> 00:22:46,210 I DON'T KNOW WHERE HIS HINDQUARTERS ARE 628 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:49,099 AND I'M NOT GONNA LOOK HARD. 629 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,200 COME ON, ERIC. 630 00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:52,220 ( WHISTLING ): TROY? 631 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,059 PASSAGE USUALLY COSTS ANYWHERE FROM $20 TO $40,000. 632 00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:59,079 $40,000 BUYS THEM A SPOT? YEAH. 633 00:22:59,099 --> 00:23:00,200 HOW DO THEY HAVE $40,000? 634 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,069 THEY DON'T. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 635 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,160 GOTTA PAY OFF THE SMUGGLERS WHEN THEY GET HERE 636 00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:05,230 SO THEY BECOME INDENTURED SERVANTS. 637 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,150 SWEAT SHOPS? DRUGS, PROSTITUTION. 638 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:10,069 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT AL CALDWELL AND THE CHRISTIAN LEAGUE 639 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,190 HAVE OFFERED TO PAY THEIR BOND. 640 00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:13,180 CALDWELL SHOULD KNOW IT'S NOT UNCOMMON 641 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,029 FOR THEM TO BE COACHED. 642 00:23:15,049 --> 00:23:16,029 ON RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION? 643 00:23:16,049 --> 00:23:17,069 IT'S A GOOD ALIBI. 644 00:23:17,089 --> 00:23:18,220 IT'S NOT FOR ME TO SAY 645 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,230 BUT YOU GOTTA BE SERIOUS ABOUT ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION 646 00:23:21,009 --> 00:23:23,079 AND YOU GOTTA DO THESE THINGS WITHIN EXISTING LAWS. 647 00:23:23,099 --> 00:23:25,140 THANKS FOR COMING BY. GOOD SEEING YOU. 648 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:30,069 TAKE IT EASY. YOU, TOO. 649 00:23:30,089 --> 00:23:32,000 A LOT OF THEM LEFT THEIR FAMILIES. 650 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:34,039 TWO MONTHS ON THE WATER IN A CONTAINER. 651 00:23:34,059 --> 00:23:35,230 DEAD BODIES IN THERE. 652 00:23:36,009 --> 00:23:38,000 THEY HAD TO WANT IT. 653 00:23:42,069 --> 00:23:44,140 ( SIGHS ) 654 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,039 ( KNOCKING ) 655 00:23:46,059 --> 00:23:47,200 MR. PRESIDENT. YEAH? 656 00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:49,019 WE'RE ALL SET. 657 00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:50,049 WHAT AM I DOING? 658 00:23:50,069 --> 00:23:53,140 - PARDONING A TURKEY. - OKAY. 659 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,079 MR. PRESIDENT? 660 00:23:55,099 --> 00:23:56,079 EXCELLENT. 661 00:23:56,099 --> 00:23:58,109 I THINK YOU'LL LIKE THIS. 662 00:23:58,130 --> 00:23:59,180 THE MESSERMEISTER. 663 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,130 MERIDIAN 3000 SERIES. 664 00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:04,150 ONE-PIECE FORGED BLADE, RIVETED POM HANDLES. 665 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:05,180 TERRIFIC. 666 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,009 I DON'T LIKE THE HANDLES. 667 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,220 OKAY. MR. PRESIDENT? 668 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,099 HOW'S IT GOING? 669 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,069 SIR, WE'VE TAKEN A COUPLE DOZEN MEETINGS 670 00:24:12,089 --> 00:24:13,150 IN THE LAST TWO DAYS. 671 00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:15,059 YOU MET WITH CHINESE EMBASSY OFFICIALS? 672 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,130 LAST NIGHT. THEY SAY... 673 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,079 CHRISTIANS AREN'T PERSECUTED IN CHINA. 674 00:24:18,099 --> 00:24:19,210 SINCE THEY'RE NOT OPPRESSED 675 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,220 THEY DON'T QUALIFY FOR REFUGEE STATUS... 676 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,009 ...UNDER U.S. OR U.N. CONDITIONS, YEAH. 677 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:27,029 THEY BROKE CHINESE LAW WHEN THEY LEFT THE COUNTRY 678 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,059 AND SHOULD BE SENT BACK TO THEIR COUNTRY. 679 00:24:29,079 --> 00:24:30,109 IT'S A FAIR POINT. 680 00:24:30,130 --> 00:24:31,210 THE INS AGENTS ALSO FEEL 681 00:24:31,230 --> 00:24:34,009 IT'S NOT UNCOMMON IN THIS SITUATION 682 00:24:34,029 --> 00:24:35,109 FOR REFUGEES TO-- 683 00:24:35,130 --> 00:24:36,180 HOW DO I PUT IT-- 684 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,039 FEIGN FAITH. 685 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,230 YEAH. THEY'LL BE COACHED. 686 00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:41,119 HOW DO YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE...? 687 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,079 YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT A SHIBBOLETH IS? 688 00:24:43,099 --> 00:24:45,079 IT'S A CATCHPHRASE, ISN'T IT? 689 00:24:45,099 --> 00:24:46,140 A CLICHE. 690 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,079 COMES FROM THE BIBLE: 691 00:24:48,099 --> 00:24:50,089 "THEN SAID NOW UNTO HIM 692 00:24:50,109 --> 00:24:51,130 "'SAY NOW SHIBBOLETH!' 693 00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:53,089 "AND HE SAID, 'SIBBOLETH' 694 00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:56,089 FOR HE COULD NOT FRAME TO PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT." 695 00:24:56,109 --> 00:24:59,079 IT WAS A PASSWORD-- A WAY THE ARMY USED 696 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:01,150 TO DISTINGUISH TRUE ISRAELITES FROM IMPOSTORS 697 00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:04,089 SENT ACROSS THE RIVER JORDAN BY THE ENEMY. SIR... 698 00:25:04,109 --> 00:25:06,210 I'M HAVING ONE OF THE CHINESE REFUGEES FLOWN HERE. 699 00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:08,140 I'LL MEET WITH HIM TONIGHT. 700 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,099 MR. PRESIDENT, I CAN'T, YOU KNOW... 701 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,009 INDEFINITELY WITH THE TURKEY. 702 00:25:12,029 --> 00:25:13,160 YEAH. JOSH: EXCUSE ME. 703 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:16,000 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ASK THE CHINESE REFUGEE? 704 00:25:16,019 --> 00:25:18,150 I'M GOING TO ASK HIM TO SAY SHIBBOLETH. 705 00:25:24,130 --> 00:25:25,170 LEO? SHE'S HERE? 706 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,049 YEAH. OKAY. 707 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,160 UNDERSTAND THEY'VE STARTED BEATING THE DRUMS OVER ME. 708 00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:34,190 YEAH. 709 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:37,069 NO NEED TO SAY I DON'T SHRINK FROM A FIGHT. 710 00:25:37,089 --> 00:25:39,180 NO, YOU DON'T. IN FACT, YOU LOOK FOR THEM. 711 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,210 JUST LIKE MY BROTHER. 712 00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:42,109 I DON'T LOOK FOR FIGHTS, JOSEY. 713 00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:43,190 ENOUGH LOOK FOR ME. 714 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,160 LEO...! I AM TRYING TO STAGE MANAGE 715 00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,230 AN UNDISCIPLINED WHITE HOUSE 716 00:25:47,009 --> 00:25:49,059 THROUGH WHAT I WOULD SAY WAS A DIFFICULT TIME 717 00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:51,079 EXCEPT I HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED AN EASY ONE YET. 718 00:25:51,099 --> 00:25:54,069 THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIG VICTORY FOR US, LEO. 719 00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:57,230 I WILL HAVE SUPPORT LINED UP FROM THE AFT, THE NEA. 720 00:25:58,009 --> 00:25:59,069 I WILL HAVE... 721 00:25:59,089 --> 00:26:02,230 I WANT YOU TO WITHDRAW YOUR NAME FROM CONSIDERATION. 722 00:26:03,009 --> 00:26:04,119 WHY? 723 00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:07,099 YOU FEEL YOU CAN DO MORE AS SUPERINTENDENT IN ATLANTA. 724 00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,130 NO, I MEAN, WH...? 725 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,000 'CAUSE THE PRESIDENT WON'T. 726 00:26:10,019 --> 00:26:11,210 EVEN IF HE WOULD, IT'D LOOK BAD. 727 00:26:11,230 --> 00:26:13,009 I'M ASKING YOU WHY...? 728 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,150 THEY'VE GOT A NEWSPAPER PICTURE. 729 00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:16,160 OF WHAT? 730 00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:18,000 YOU KNOW OF WHAT. 731 00:26:18,019 --> 00:26:19,220 THERE WERE A LOT OF PICTURES, LEO. 732 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,039 THIS ONE IS SPECIAL. 733 00:26:21,059 --> 00:26:22,190 THIS ONE IS GAME'S OVER. 734 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:24,049 THE HANDCUFFS. 735 00:26:24,069 --> 00:26:25,089 YEAH. 736 00:26:25,109 --> 00:26:26,200 AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER 737 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,220 STICKING BY ME? 738 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,079 A FEW YEARS AGO 739 00:26:29,099 --> 00:26:31,029 ON A CAMPAIGN SWING THROUGH THE SOUTH 740 00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:34,009 I MET A STRINGER PHOTOGRAPHER NAMED ODABEE JONES. 741 00:26:34,029 --> 00:26:35,140 IT WAS AN UNUSUAL NAME 742 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,039 AND SO I'VE REMEMBERED IT. 743 00:26:37,059 --> 00:26:38,220 HE SAID YOU WERE TO THANK 744 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 FOR STARTING HIS CAREER IN PHOTOJOURNALISM 745 00:26:41,019 --> 00:26:42,160 'CAUSE YOU'D GIVE HIM A HEADS UP 746 00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:45,029 WHEN THERE WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING WORTH SHOOTING. 747 00:26:45,049 --> 00:26:46,109 LEO, WHAT IN GOD'S NAME...? 748 00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:48,180 LOOK AT THE PHOTO CREDIT ON THE PICTURE. 749 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:52,119 YOU CALLED THE PHOTOGRAPHER. 750 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:56,119 YOU WANTED A PICTURE TAKEN OF THAT. 751 00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:59,009 THOSE KIDS ARE COMMENDABLE. 752 00:26:59,029 --> 00:27:02,130 IN THIS DAY AND AGE, THOSE KIDS ARE PHENOMENAL. 753 00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:07,009 NOW WE HAVE LAWS, AND THEY ARE DIFFICULT 754 00:27:07,029 --> 00:27:08,190 AND THEY HAVE TO BE ENFORCED 755 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:11,170 AND IT'S RIGHT THAT THEY'RE ENFORCED. 756 00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:16,190 BUT WE DO NOT STRUT... EVER. 757 00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:28,170 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED ME TO SIGN? 758 00:27:50,049 --> 00:27:51,190 ANYTHING ELSE? 759 00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:54,210 KISS YOUR KIDS HELLO FOR ME. 760 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,119 SHE'LL GET OVER IT. 761 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,160 SHE HASN'T GOTTEN OVER MY MAKING HER RETURN 762 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:17,059 THE STOLEN MILK DUDS. 763 00:28:17,079 --> 00:28:18,079 ( CLEARS THROAT ) 764 00:28:18,099 --> 00:28:19,200 YOU WERE RIGHT. 765 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:21,109 I KNOW. 766 00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:23,230 JOSEY WAS THE WRONG FACE TO PUT ON THIS. 767 00:28:24,009 --> 00:28:25,140 YES. 768 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,160 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHY IT SHOULD BE FRONT AND CENTER. 769 00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:31,180 IT'S NOT THE FIRST AMENDMENT. 770 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,150 IT'S NOT RELIGIOUS FREEDOM. 771 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,210 IT'S NOT CHURCH AND STATE. 772 00:28:34,230 --> 00:28:37,119 IT'S NOT... ABSTRACT. 773 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:39,009 WHAT IS IT? 774 00:28:39,029 --> 00:28:42,079 IT'S THE FOURTH-GRADER WHO GETS HIS ASS KICKED AT RECESS 775 00:28:42,099 --> 00:28:46,230 'CAUSE HE SAT OUT THE VOLUNTARY PRAYER IN HOMEROOM. 776 00:28:47,009 --> 00:28:51,029 IT'S ANOTHER WAY OF MAKING KIDS DIFFERENT FROM OTHER KIDS... 777 00:28:51,049 --> 00:28:54,049 AND THEY'RE REQUIRED BY LAW TO BE THERE. 778 00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:58,039 THAT'S WHY YOU WANT IT. 779 00:28:58,059 --> 00:29:03,049 FOURTH GRADER. THAT'S THE PRIZE. 780 00:29:03,069 --> 00:29:06,000 WHAT'D THEY DO TO YOU? 781 00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:13,210 LEO? 782 00:29:13,230 --> 00:29:15,009 YEAH. 783 00:29:17,019 --> 00:29:18,230 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT PART. 784 00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:21,069 THAT PART NEEDS TO BE TALKED ABOUT MORE. 785 00:29:21,089 --> 00:29:22,119 IT DOES. 786 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,130 OKAY. 787 00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:25,079 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR DINNER TOMORROW? 788 00:29:25,099 --> 00:29:27,109 'JOSH, SAM AND I ARE WATCHING THE GAME. 789 00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:28,200 I'M WITH THE FIRST FAMILY. 790 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:30,210 OKAY. HEY, LEO, DO ME A FAVOR. 791 00:29:30,230 --> 00:29:32,049 DON'T TELL THE PRESIDENT... 792 00:29:32,069 --> 00:29:35,230 HE COULDN'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING. 793 00:29:36,009 --> 00:29:37,039 YEAH. 794 00:29:37,059 --> 00:29:38,039 THAT'S... 795 00:29:38,059 --> 00:29:39,190 ( CLEARS THROAT ) 796 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:50,200 MRS. LANDINGHAM: AH, MR. PRESIDENT. 797 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,000 PRESIDENT: IS HE HERE? 798 00:29:52,019 --> 00:29:53,099 YES, SIR. 799 00:29:53,119 --> 00:29:54,089 GOOD. 800 00:29:54,109 --> 00:29:55,170 DID WE GET AN INTERPRETER? 801 00:29:55,190 --> 00:29:57,220 HE SPEAKS ENGLISH, A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR. 802 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,069 YEAH? 803 00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:01,089 I WANTED TO BE A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR. 804 00:30:01,109 --> 00:30:02,130 WHAT HAPPENED? 805 00:30:02,150 --> 00:30:04,059 I NEVER ACTUALLY STUDIED CHEMISTRY. 806 00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:06,109 A LOT OF THESE COLLEGE CHEMISTRY DEPARTMENTS 807 00:30:06,130 --> 00:30:08,069 ARE REALLY DEMANDING THAT WAY. YEAH. 808 00:30:08,089 --> 00:30:09,210 MR. PRESIDENT. 809 00:30:12,089 --> 00:30:13,109 JHIN WEI? 810 00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:15,049 YES, SIR. 811 00:30:15,069 --> 00:30:17,099 I'M JED BARTLET, THIS IS LEO MCGARRY. 812 00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:18,109 HOW DO YOU DO? 813 00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:19,190 THANK YOU FOR COMING 814 00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:21,029 ALL THIS WAY. 815 00:30:21,049 --> 00:30:22,109 YES, SIR. 816 00:30:22,130 --> 00:30:23,099 FELLAS... 817 00:30:23,119 --> 00:30:24,230 WOULD YOU MIND WAITING OUTSIDE? 818 00:30:25,009 --> 00:30:27,180 WOULD YOU CARE TO SIT DOWN? 819 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,029 IT'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT. 820 00:30:32,069 --> 00:30:33,130 THERE ARE SOME SANDWICHES HERE. 821 00:30:33,150 --> 00:30:35,009 IF YOU GET HUNGRY, FEEL FREE 822 00:30:35,029 --> 00:30:37,009 TO EAT AS MUCH AS YOU PLEASE. 823 00:30:37,029 --> 00:30:38,099 YES, SIR. 824 00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:40,140 THERE ARE QUESTIONS 825 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,019 AS TO THE VERACITY OF YOUR CLAIM TO ASYLUM. 826 00:30:43,039 --> 00:30:45,019 YES, SIR. 827 00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:47,130 HOW DID YOU BECOME A CHRISTIAN? 828 00:30:47,150 --> 00:30:50,190 I BEGAN ATTENDING A HOUSE CHURCH 829 00:30:50,210 --> 00:30:53,089 WITH MY WIFE IN FUJIAN. 830 00:30:53,109 --> 00:30:54,200 EVENTUALLY, I WAS BAPTIZED. 831 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,220 HOW DO YOU PRACTICE? 832 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,109 WE SHARE BIBLES-- WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH. 833 00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:02,109 WE SING HYMNS. 834 00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:06,119 WE HEAR SERMONS. WE RECITE THE LORD'S PRAYER. 835 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:08,099 WE ARE CHARITABLE. 836 00:31:08,119 --> 00:31:11,130 WHO'S THE HEAD OF YOUR CHURCH? 837 00:31:11,150 --> 00:31:16,119 THE HEAD OF OUR PARISH IS AN 84-YEAR-OLD MAN 838 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,160 NAMED WEN LING. 839 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:23,119 HE'S BEEN BEATEN AND IMPRISONED MANY TIMES. 840 00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:26,150 THE HEAD OF OUR CHURCH IS JESUS CHRIST. 841 00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:30,069 CAN YOU NAME ANY OF JESUS' APOSTLES? 842 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,170 IF YOU CAN'T, THAT'S OKAY. 843 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:34,019 I USUALLY CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAMES OF MY KIDS 844 00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:35,039 OR FOR THAT MATTER... 845 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,109 PETER, ANDREW, JOHN 846 00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:39,210 PHILIP, BARTHOLOMEW, THOMAS 847 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:45,000 MATTHEW, THADDEUS, SIMON, JUDAS AND JAMES. 848 00:31:47,119 --> 00:31:51,220 MR. PRESIDENT, CHRISTIANITY IS NOT DEMONSTRATED 849 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,230 THROUGH A RECITATION OF FACTS. 850 00:31:55,009 --> 00:31:57,049 YOU'RE SEEKING EVIDENCE OF FAITH 851 00:31:57,069 --> 00:32:00,039 A WHOLEHEARTED ACCEPTANCE OF GOD'S PROMISE 852 00:32:00,059 --> 00:32:02,000 OF A BETTER WORLD. 853 00:32:02,019 --> 00:32:03,170 "FOR WE HOLD THAT MAN 854 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:06,009 IS JUSTIFIED BY FAITH ALONE" 855 00:32:06,029 --> 00:32:07,109 IS WHAT SAINT PAUL SAID. 856 00:32:07,130 --> 00:32:10,230 "JUSTIFIED BY FAITH ALONE." 857 00:32:11,009 --> 00:32:14,000 FAITH IS THE TRUE... 858 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,069 UH... I'M TRYING TO... 859 00:32:16,089 --> 00:32:19,000 ...SHIBBOLETH. 860 00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:21,210 FAITH IS THE TRUE SHIBBOLETH. 861 00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:26,039 YES, IT IS. 862 00:32:26,059 --> 00:32:28,109 AND YOU, SIR, JUST SAID THE MAGIC WORD 863 00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:31,150 IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. 864 00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:34,000 THANK YOU. 865 00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:35,130 WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 866 00:32:35,150 --> 00:32:38,109 THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 867 00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:52,079 WE'RE TRYING TO SELL MORE 747S TO CHINA 868 00:32:52,099 --> 00:32:53,210 ALREADY A BIG CUSTOMER. 869 00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:55,130 WE WANT CHINA TO CRACK DOWN 870 00:32:55,150 --> 00:32:57,150 ON VIOLATORS OF AMERICAN COPYRIGHTS. 871 00:32:57,170 --> 00:32:59,000 WE'RE TRYING TO GET CHINA 872 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,180 TO NEGOTIATE A SETTLEMENT WITH TIBET... 873 00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:05,079 RIGHT. 874 00:33:05,099 --> 00:33:07,200 RIGHT. 875 00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:11,130 WE DON'T HAVE TO GRANT ASYLUM. 876 00:33:11,150 --> 00:33:14,130 IF YOU'RE SUGGESTING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE 877 00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:18,079 YOU SHOULD KNOW IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE. 878 00:33:18,099 --> 00:33:19,150 WHERE ARE THEY? 879 00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:22,220 AN INS DETENTION FACILITY IN OTAY MESA. 880 00:33:23,009 --> 00:33:26,019 THEY'RE BEING GUARDED BY INS AGENTS, AIDED BY MEMBERS 881 00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:29,099 OF THE 22ND DIVISION OF THE CALIFORNIA NATIONAL GUARD. 882 00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:30,200 NOT THE COAST GUARD? 883 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,119 NO. 884 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:37,200 BEFORE... WHEN IT HAPPENED BEFORE... 885 00:33:37,220 --> 00:33:38,230 HOW DID IT WORK? 886 00:33:39,009 --> 00:33:42,039 WELL, YOU DON'T WANT TO PISS OFF CHINA 887 00:33:42,059 --> 00:33:44,220 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SEND THEM BACK 888 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,140 SO YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF 889 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,160 HOW SECURE IS THE INS DETENTION FACILITY? 890 00:33:53,230 --> 00:33:55,019 MRS. LANDINGHAM? 891 00:33:56,210 --> 00:33:58,059 YES, SIR. 892 00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:01,059 I NEED TO TALK TO THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. 893 00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:11,030 CAROL, WE'RE STARTING IN FIVE. YEAH. 894 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:13,050 MOVE THE PRESS TO THE ROSE GARDEN. YEAH. 895 00:34:13,070 --> 00:34:14,119 HEY, TOSCANINI. I'M BUSY. 896 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:15,150 YOU LEARNING THE SONG? 897 00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:17,110 I KNOW THE SONG. YOU DON'T. 898 00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:19,110 "WE GATHER TOGETHER TO ASK THE LORD'S BLESSING. 899 00:34:19,130 --> 00:34:21,210 HE CHASTENS AND HASTENS HIS WILL TO MAKE KNOWN." 900 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:22,230 KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? 901 00:34:23,010 --> 00:34:24,150 I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. 902 00:34:24,170 --> 00:34:27,030 WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR DINNER? JOSH, SAM AND I... 903 00:34:27,050 --> 00:34:28,150 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU ASKED ME. 904 00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:30,099 BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWO WEEKS 905 00:34:30,119 --> 00:34:32,190 TURNING DOWN ALL KINDS OF VERY, GLAMOROUS INVITATIONS 906 00:34:32,210 --> 00:34:34,130 FROM PEOPLE I LIKE MORE THAN YOU. 907 00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:36,230 YOU CAN'T ASK A GIRL AT THE LAST MINUTE... 908 00:34:37,010 --> 00:34:38,030 IF YOU CAN'T COME... 909 00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:39,039 I CAN COME. GOOD. 910 00:34:39,059 --> 00:34:40,130 SHOULD I BRING ANYTHING? 911 00:34:40,150 --> 00:34:42,150 YEAH, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO, COOK FOOD? 912 00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:45,070 WE'RE IN THE ROSE GARDEN IN FIVE MINUTES. 913 00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:47,150 C.J., THIS IS MORTON HORN. 914 00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:49,190 HE'S GOTTA TAKE ONE OF THE TURKEYS BACK. 915 00:34:49,210 --> 00:34:50,219 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 916 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,170 I GOTTA TAKE ONE OF THEM BACK. 917 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:55,000 NO, NO, THESE TURKEYS ARE GOING 918 00:34:55,019 --> 00:34:57,110 TO A PETTING ZOO IN DELAWARE. 919 00:34:57,130 --> 00:34:59,039 WELL, ONE OF THEM IS. 920 00:34:59,059 --> 00:35:01,099 YEAH, BUT I'M GOING TO SEND BOTH OF THEM. 921 00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:03,199 JASPER FARMS DONATED ONE TURKEY, AND THE OTHER ONE... 922 00:35:03,219 --> 00:35:05,159 BUT I'M GOING TO TAKE THEM BOTH. 923 00:35:05,179 --> 00:35:07,099 NO, I GOT TO TAKE IT BACK. 924 00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:09,050 I'M GOING TO BUY HIM. THIRTY BUCKS? 925 00:35:09,070 --> 00:35:10,079 THESE TURKEYS ARE $275. 926 00:35:10,099 --> 00:35:11,090 FOR A TURKEY!? 927 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:12,119 THEY'RE SPECIALLY RAISED. 928 00:35:12,139 --> 00:35:13,119 AT THE WALDORF? 929 00:35:13,139 --> 00:35:15,000 MA'AM, I... I'LL PAY IT. 930 00:35:15,019 --> 00:35:17,079 IT'S BEEN SOLD. GIVE A DIFFERENT ONE. 931 00:35:17,099 --> 00:35:18,170 ALL THE TURKEYS ARE SOLD. 932 00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:19,170 C.J., I THINK... 933 00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,199 IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING 934 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,170 ONE OF THEM WAS TO BE PARDONED 935 00:35:22,190 --> 00:35:24,039 THE OTHER SENT BACK. 936 00:35:24,059 --> 00:35:25,090 YES, AND I CHOSE ERIC 937 00:35:25,110 --> 00:35:27,039 'CAUSE TROY DOESN'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED 938 00:35:27,059 --> 00:35:29,139 WHICH, SURELY, WE'RE NOT GOING TO EXECUTE HIM FOR. 939 00:35:29,159 --> 00:35:31,010 MA'AM, I HAVE A JOB... 940 00:35:31,030 --> 00:35:32,099 COME WITH ME, PLEASE. 941 00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:33,110 MA'AM! 942 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,219 GRAB THE TURKEY AND COME WITH ME. 943 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,199 ALRIGHT. 944 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:42,030 MRS. LANDINGHAM, CAN I LOOK AT A COPY 945 00:35:42,050 --> 00:35:43,110 OF THE THANKSGIVING PROCLAMATION? 946 00:35:43,130 --> 00:35:45,050 WHY DON'T YOU USE THE INTERCOM? 947 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:46,099 'CAUSE... 948 00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:48,130 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERCOM. 949 00:35:48,150 --> 00:35:49,219 I WAS STANDING HERE. 950 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,010 AFTER THIS CEREMONY, THE FOURTH GRADERS 951 00:35:52,030 --> 00:35:54,199 CAN COME IN AND SHOW YOU HOW TO USE THE INTERCOM. 952 00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:57,050 CAN I LOOK AT A COPY... SAM'S BRINGING IT. 953 00:35:57,070 --> 00:35:59,030 MR. PRESIDENT. WHAT YOU GOT, CHARLES? 954 00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:00,079 A WINNER, MR. PRESIDENT. 955 00:36:00,099 --> 00:36:01,230 THE 1985 KOMIN YOMADA 956 00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:04,050 MADE IN JAPAN FROM THE BEST MATERIALS AVAILABLE. 957 00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:05,210 LIGHTER WEIGHT BLADE. 958 00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:08,130 WHICH FACILITATES CUTTING AND REDUCES USER FATIGUE. 959 00:36:08,150 --> 00:36:10,110 I ONCE TEST-DROVE THE KOMIN YOMADA. AND? 960 00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,019 IT WASN'T WILD-- HOW ABOUT THIS? 961 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:13,059 OKAY, MR. PRESIDENT 962 00:36:13,079 --> 00:36:15,030 I SAY THIS WITH ALL POSSIBLE RESPECT 963 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:16,099 BUT EACH OF THESE KNIVES 964 00:36:16,119 --> 00:36:17,139 CUTS, YOU KNOW, MEAT. 965 00:36:17,159 --> 00:36:18,190 WHY IS IT IMPORTANT... 966 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,070 'CAUSE IT'S SOMETHING WE PASS ON. 967 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:22,090 SOMETHING WITH A HISTORY, SO WE CAN SAY 968 00:36:22,110 --> 00:36:24,170 "FATHER GAVE IT TO ME, HIS FATHER TO HIM 969 00:36:24,190 --> 00:36:26,099 AND I'M GIVING IT TO YOU." 970 00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:27,230 OKAY, SIR, BUT IF THAT'S TRUE 971 00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:29,139 WHY DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE? 972 00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:31,000 I DO. 973 00:36:31,019 --> 00:36:33,019 WHY A NEW ONE? GIVING MINE AWAY. 974 00:36:33,039 --> 00:36:34,210 TO WHO? WHOM. 975 00:36:34,230 --> 00:36:35,199 TO WHOM? 976 00:36:35,219 --> 00:36:38,059 FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. 977 00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:40,019 CHARLIE, MY FATHER GAVE THIS TO ME 978 00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:41,210 AND HIS FATHER GAVE IT TO HIM 979 00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:45,019 AND NOW I'M GIVING IT TO YOU. 980 00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:51,210 TAKE A LOOK. 981 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:57,030 THE FULLY TAPERED BOLSTER ALLOWS FOR 982 00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:59,219 SHARPENING THE ENTIRE EDGE OF THE BLADE. 983 00:37:02,099 --> 00:37:03,139 IT SAYS "P.R." 984 00:37:03,159 --> 00:37:05,110 I THOUGHT I KNEW THEM ALL 985 00:37:05,130 --> 00:37:07,000 BUT I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE MANUFACTURER. 986 00:37:07,019 --> 00:37:08,190 YEAH, THESE WERE MADE FOR MY FAMILY 987 00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:11,010 BY A BOSTON SILVERSMITH NAMED PAUL REVERE. 988 00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:15,159 ( KNOCKING ON DOOR ) 989 00:37:15,179 --> 00:37:17,150 MR. PRESIDENT. 990 00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:20,139 I'M PROUD OF YOU, CHARLIE. 991 00:37:21,219 --> 00:37:23,059 THANK YOU, SIR. 992 00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:27,110 FIVE MINUTES IN THE ROSE GARDEN. 993 00:37:27,130 --> 00:37:28,219 YEAH. 994 00:37:34,050 --> 00:37:36,030 ( CLEARS THROAT ) 995 00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:37,050 MR. PRESIDENT? 996 00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:38,090 YEAH. 997 00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:39,110 HI. 998 00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:41,010 HI. 999 00:37:41,030 --> 00:37:43,139 I'M SORRY TO ASK YOU THIS, SIR, BUT... 1000 00:37:43,159 --> 00:37:45,079 NOT TOO LATE TO STOP YOURSELF. 1001 00:37:45,099 --> 00:37:46,199 NEED YOU TO PARDON A TURKEY. 1002 00:37:46,219 --> 00:37:49,000 ALREADY HAVE. NEED YOU TO PARDON ANOTHER ONE. 1003 00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:50,119 DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT? 1004 00:37:50,139 --> 00:37:53,010 YOU DID, BUT I NEED YOU TO PARDON ANOTHER ONE. 1005 00:37:53,030 --> 00:37:55,179 AREN'T I GOING TO GET A REPUTATION FOR THAT? 1006 00:37:55,199 --> 00:37:57,159 SIR, CAN YOU JUST GET THIS OVER WITH? 1007 00:37:57,179 --> 00:38:00,079 NO, I'M NOT GOING TO... WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 1008 00:38:00,099 --> 00:38:01,179 THEY SENT ME TWO TURKEYS. 1009 00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:03,139 THE MORE PHOTO FRIENDLY OF THE TWO 1010 00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:04,210 GETS A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON 1011 00:38:04,230 --> 00:38:07,000 AND A FULL LIFE AT A CHILDREN'S ZOO. 1012 00:38:07,019 --> 00:38:08,110 THE RUNNER-UP GETS EATEN. 1013 00:38:08,130 --> 00:38:10,119 IF THE OSCARS WERE LIKE THAT, I'D WATCH. 1014 00:38:10,139 --> 00:38:12,110 MR. PRESIDENT... JUST BUY THE SECOND TURKEY. 1015 00:38:12,130 --> 00:38:13,210 THEY SOLD IT. 1016 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,050 NOT MUCH I CAN DO. YOU CAN PARDON HIM. 1017 00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:17,219 THE TURKEY HASN'T COMMITTED A CRIME. 1018 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,170 SIR... C.J., I HAVE REALLY NO JUDICIAL 1019 00:38:20,190 --> 00:38:21,219 JURISDICTION OVER BIRDS. 1020 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,230 YES, I KNOW THAT AND YOU KNOW THAT 1021 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:25,110 BUT MORTON HORN DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 1022 00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:28,019 HE'S THE HIGH SCHOOL KID FROM THE... TURKEY PLACE. 1023 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,130 HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT? 1024 00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:31,199 THAT'S WHAT I'M BETTING. 1025 00:38:31,219 --> 00:38:33,219 IF WE DON'T, AND I MEAN COMPLETELY 1026 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,039 OVERHAUL PUBLIC EDUCATION IN THIS COUNTRY... 1027 00:38:36,059 --> 00:38:38,010 YES, BUT MAYBE THIS IS NOT THE... 1028 00:38:38,030 --> 00:38:39,019 WHERE THE IS HE? 1029 00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:41,019 RIGHT OUT HERE. 1030 00:38:45,099 --> 00:38:47,050 MORTON, THIS IS PRESIDENT BARTLET. 1031 00:38:47,070 --> 00:38:48,090 HEY, MORTON. 1032 00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:49,070 WOW. 1033 00:38:49,090 --> 00:38:51,090 WELL SAID. IS THAT THE TURKEY? 1034 00:38:51,110 --> 00:38:52,119 YES. YOU'RE PARDONED. 1035 00:38:52,139 --> 00:38:53,210 SIR? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1036 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:54,230 WELL, YOU KNOW. 1037 00:38:55,010 --> 00:38:56,110 BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME 1038 00:38:56,130 --> 00:38:58,090 BY THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES 1039 00:38:58,110 --> 00:38:59,190 I HEREBY PARDON YOU. 1040 00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:01,030 OKAY. 1041 00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:02,110 NO, IT'S NOT OKAY. 1042 00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:03,099 SIR... 1043 00:39:03,119 --> 00:39:05,059 MORTON, I CAN'T PARDON A TURKEY. 1044 00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:07,070 IF YOU THINK I CAN PARDON A TURKEY 1045 00:39:07,090 --> 00:39:09,000 YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL 1046 00:39:09,019 --> 00:39:12,059 AND INSIST YOU BE BETTER PREPARED TO GO OUT IN THE WORLD. 1047 00:39:12,079 --> 00:39:14,099 YOU CAN'T PARDON A TURKEY? 1048 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:15,110 NO. 1049 00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:17,090 I TELL YOU WHAT I CAN DO. 1050 00:39:17,110 --> 00:39:19,130 I'M DRAFTING THIS TURKEY INTO MILITARY SERVICE. 1051 00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:21,210 IN THE MEANTIME, SOMEBODY WILL BE DRAFTING A CHECK 1052 00:39:21,230 --> 00:39:23,190 WHICH WILL HAVE MY SIGNATURE ON IT 1053 00:39:23,210 --> 00:39:26,000 SO THE FOLKS CAN BUY THEMSELVES A BUTTERBALL. 1054 00:39:26,019 --> 00:39:27,059 OKAY. 1055 00:39:27,079 --> 00:39:29,059 DONNA HAVE MORTON TAKE TROY TO HIS PEN. 1056 00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:30,219 REMEMBER TO SUPPORT HIS HIND QUARTERS. 1057 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:31,230 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1058 00:39:32,010 --> 00:39:33,090 THE TURKEY'S HINDQUARTERS. 1059 00:39:33,110 --> 00:39:34,219 I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE THING. 1060 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,150 RIGHT HERE. LET'S GO IN. 1061 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:38,179 SIR? GIVE ME TWO MINUTES. 1062 00:39:38,199 --> 00:39:40,070 I'M GOING TO STEP OUT THERE 1063 00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:42,039 AND BEGIN THE SINGING AND LUTE PLAYING. 1064 00:39:42,059 --> 00:39:44,050 PRESIDENT: WHATEVER. 1065 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:45,090 I'M ASSUMING YOU'VE HEARD. 1066 00:39:45,110 --> 00:39:47,130 BY THE WAY, THE LATIN WORD FOR "YAM" 1067 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:49,210 IS "DIOSCOREA." 1068 00:39:49,230 --> 00:39:50,230 YOU'VE HEARD. 1069 00:39:51,010 --> 00:39:52,210 ABOUT THE CHINESE REFUGEES? 1070 00:39:52,230 --> 00:39:53,199 THEY ESCAPED. 1071 00:39:53,219 --> 00:39:55,110 I KNOW. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 1072 00:39:55,130 --> 00:39:58,030 NO, IN FACT, NEITHER OF US CAN BELIEVE IT, SIR. 1073 00:39:58,050 --> 00:39:59,190 THAT DETENTION CENTER WAS BEING GUARDED 1074 00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:02,039 BY THE 22ND DIVISION OF THE CALIFORNIA NATIONAL GUARD. 1075 00:40:02,059 --> 00:40:04,059 WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT OUR RESERVE ARMY? 1076 00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:07,130 THAT 83 MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN WHO HAVEN'T EATEN IN TWO MONTHS 1077 00:40:07,150 --> 00:40:09,159 STAGED A PRISON BREAK? 1078 00:40:11,050 --> 00:40:13,079 LET ME READ THIS. 1079 00:40:13,099 --> 00:40:15,000 "WELL OVER THREE-AND- A-HALF CENTURIES AGO 1080 00:40:15,019 --> 00:40:16,099 "STRENGTHENED BY FAITH 1081 00:40:16,119 --> 00:40:18,130 "AND BOUND BY A COMMON DESIRE FOR LIBERTY 1082 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,110 "A SMALL BAND OF PILGRIMS 1083 00:40:20,130 --> 00:40:23,030 "SOUGHT OUT A PLACE IN THE NEW WORLD 1084 00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:26,050 "WHERE THEY COULD WORSHIP ACCORDING TO THEIR OWN BELIEFS. 1085 00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:31,079 "NOW, THEREFORE, I, JOSIAH BARTLET 1086 00:40:31,099 --> 00:40:33,090 "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 1087 00:40:33,110 --> 00:40:36,070 "BY VIRTUE OF THE AUTHORITY AND LAWS VESTED IN ME 1088 00:40:36,090 --> 00:40:40,079 DO HEREBY PROCLAIM THIS TO BE A NATIONAL DAY OF THANKSGIVING." 1089 00:40:42,099 --> 00:40:44,019 I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE, SIR. 1090 00:40:49,179 --> 00:40:53,190 YOU ASKED THE GOVERNOR TO STAND DOWN THE 22ND DIVISION. 1091 00:40:53,210 --> 00:40:56,210 AND CALL IN THE RED CROSS. 1092 00:40:56,230 --> 00:40:58,199 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL. 1093 00:40:58,219 --> 00:41:01,170 YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED IN ANY MASSIVE CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY. 1094 00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:03,210 THERE'S NO WAY I WAS LETTING THEM GO 1095 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:05,219 AND WE NEEDED TO HELP CHINA SAVE FACE 1096 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,210 SO NOW THEY CAN TELL THEIR PEOPLE 1097 00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:10,210 THAT THE MIGHTY AMERICAN MILITARY WAS OVERPOWERED BY... 1098 00:41:10,230 --> 00:41:12,030 YEAH. 1099 00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:17,050 SO, THE GUY PASSED THE TEST, HUH? 1100 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:20,010 THINK I WOULD HAVE SENT HIM BACK 1101 00:41:20,030 --> 00:41:21,119 IF HE'D FAILED CATECHISM? 1102 00:41:21,139 --> 00:41:23,019 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1103 00:41:23,039 --> 00:41:24,159 WE CAN BE THE WORLD'S POLICEMAN 1104 00:41:24,179 --> 00:41:26,150 WE CAN BE THE WORLD'S BANK 1105 00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:29,019 THE WORLD'S FACTORY, THE WORLD'S FARM. 1106 00:41:29,039 --> 00:41:33,199 WHAT DOES IT MEAN, IF WE'RE NOT ALSO... 1107 00:41:33,219 --> 00:41:36,099 THEY MADE IT TO THE NEW WORLD, JOSH. 1108 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,230 YOU KNOW WHAT I GET TO DO NOW? 1109 00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:42,119 I GET TO PROCLAIM A NATIONAL DAY OF THANKSGIVING. 1110 00:41:42,139 --> 00:41:45,000 MAN ( IN BACKGROUND): LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS 1111 00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:46,139 THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 1112 00:41:46,159 --> 00:41:49,219 THIS IS A GREAT JOB.