1 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,120 PREVIOUSLY ON THE WEST WING: 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:08,179 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? AM I A HOOKER? 3 00:00:08,199 --> 00:00:11,019 WHO'S LEO MCGARRY'S DAUGHTER? THAT WOULD BE ME. 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,160 YOU TOLD OUR BOSS' DAUGHTER, YOU SLEPT WITH A HOOKER? 5 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,119 SHE WAS PUTTING HERSELF THROUGH LAW SCHOOL 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,219 UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES LESS THAN GOOD. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,129 WAY TO GO, LAURIE. 8 00:00:18,149 --> 00:00:21,050 IT TOOK THREE HOURS TO CONFIRM THERE WAS A PICTURE. 9 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:24,120 YOU'VE GOT AN ITCH FOR SAM SEABORN. I DO NOT. 10 00:00:24,140 --> 00:00:29,019 YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT? THERE WILL BE, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ANY SEX FOR YOU 11 00:00:29,039 --> 00:00:31,230 THERE'S A CONCERN... DON'T ASK C.J. SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. 12 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:34,200 EXCUSE ME. I NEED TO GO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 13 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,100 President: GALILEO 5. YES, SIR. 14 00:00:39,119 --> 00:00:41,030 JUST THE NAME. GALILEO 5. 15 00:00:41,049 --> 00:00:43,009 YES, INDEED. YOU CAN FEEL THE ADVENTURE. 16 00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:44,219 THEY ARE. NASA'S GREAT AT NAMING THINGS. 17 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,119 MERCURY, APOLLO, ATLANTIS 18 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:49,030 SEA OF TRANQUILITY, OCEAN OF STORMS. GOOD NAMES. 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,229 THE FIRST TIME I HEARD GALILEO 5? 20 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,140 THE WAY THE IMAGINATION IMMEDIATELY... 21 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:54,210 IT REMINDED ME HOW FOLKS IN MY GENERATION FELT 22 00:00:54,229 --> 00:00:56,170 OKAY. WHEN WE HEARD "YELLOW SUBMARINE." 23 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:58,219 WE REALLY WANTED TO LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE. 24 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,229 IT CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL DRIVER'S LICENSES. WHERE ARE WE GOING? 25 00:01:02,009 --> 00:01:04,109 MARS BRIEFING REHEARSAL TO REHEARSE. WHY? 26 00:01:04,129 --> 00:01:06,120 I SAID THE NAME. SAY THE NAME. AGAIN. 27 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:09,030 YOUR IMAGINATION, LIKE A CHILD, WILL EXPLODE 28 00:01:09,049 --> 00:01:12,000 WITH UNRESTRAINED POSSIBILITIES FOR ADVENTURE. 29 00:01:12,019 --> 00:01:13,189 GALILEO 5. 30 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:15,039 YOU DIDN'T SAY IT RIGHT. 31 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:17,019 I SAID IT FINE. SAY IT AGAIN. 32 00:01:17,039 --> 00:01:18,170 WHO WROTE THIS INTRO? 33 00:01:18,189 --> 00:01:19,200 I DID. 34 00:01:19,219 --> 00:01:21,090 YOU'RE FROM NASA PUBLIC AFFAIRS? YEAH. 35 00:01:21,109 --> 00:01:23,120 MIND IF I POLISH IT? ANY PROBLEM? 36 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:26,109 NO. MIND IF I CHANGE IT? I'D PREFER NOT. 37 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:30,129 PUBLIC AFFAIRS CLEARED THE TEXT. IF IT'S BEING CHANGED, I'D PREFER THE PRESIDENT CHANGED IT. 38 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:32,090 THAT'S WHAT HE PAYS ME TO DO. 39 00:01:32,109 --> 00:01:36,099 I DON'T WANT TO STEP ON YOUR TOES. WE'RE BOTH WRITERS. 40 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,020 YES, I SUPPOSE, IF WE BROADEN 41 00:01:38,039 --> 00:01:39,150 THE DEFINITION TO WHO CAN SPELL. 42 00:01:39,170 --> 00:01:41,090 EXCUSE ME? GOOD MORNING. 43 00:01:41,109 --> 00:01:42,170 All: GOOD MORNING, MR. PRESIDENT. 44 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:45,000 THEY'RE FROM NASA PUBLIC AFFAIRS. 45 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,200 HOW YOU DOING? WE'LL RUN YOU THROUGH 46 00:01:46,219 --> 00:01:48,109 THE DRILL FOR TOMORROW MORNING. 47 00:01:48,129 --> 00:01:50,180 FIRST OF ALL, YOU'LL BE FLANKED ON EITHER SIDE 48 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,020 BY THE FLIGHT OPERATIONS MANAGER DAVID NARAKAWA 49 00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:56,099 AND NASA CHIEF ADMINISTRATOR DR. PETER JOBSON. 50 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,210 ON EITHER SIDE OF THEM WILL BE DR. SAMUEL THURMAN 51 00:01:58,229 --> 00:02:01,159 OF THE METEORITE ANALYSIS TEAM FROM THE JOHNSON SPACE CENTER 52 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:05,200 AND DR. JOYCE GREY-SUTTON PLANETARY GEOLOGIST FROM CAL STATE NORTHRIDGE. 53 00:02:05,219 --> 00:02:08,229 ON THESE MONITORS YOU'LL SEE IMAGES BEAMED BACK FROM THE SURFACE 54 00:02:09,009 --> 00:02:11,210 AND ON THIS COMPUTER SCREEN, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO READ 55 00:02:11,229 --> 00:02:13,169 QUESTIONS BEING SENT IN BY THE KIDS. 56 00:02:13,189 --> 00:02:16,139 YES. I STRONGLY URGE YOU... 57 00:02:16,159 --> 00:02:18,079 I STRONGLY URGE YOU... I KNOW. 58 00:02:18,099 --> 00:02:19,199 I STRONGLY URGE YOU, MR. PRESIDENT 59 00:02:19,219 --> 00:02:22,020 TO ACT AS MODERATOR, AND PASS THE QUESTIONS OFF 60 00:02:22,039 --> 00:02:24,219 TO AN EXPERT ON THE PANEL RATHER THAN ANSWER IT YOURSELF. 61 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,199 YES. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF THE QUESTIONS? 62 00:02:27,219 --> 00:02:29,039 WE HAVE QUESTIONS IN ADVANCE? 63 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:31,120 SOME OF THEM. WOULD YOU PUT THEM UP? 64 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,170 KATIE, A SIXTH GRADER 65 00:02:34,189 --> 00:02:37,069 AT GREEN OAKS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL, AUSTIN, TEXAS, ASKS 66 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,210 "HOW OLD IS THE PLANET MARS?" 67 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:40,039 THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION, KATIE. 68 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:43,050 THE PLANET MARS IS 4.6 BILLION YEARS OLD. 69 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:45,060 WHAT DID I SAY? I KNEW THAT ONE. 70 00:02:45,079 --> 00:02:47,009 NOBODY LIKES A KNOW-IT-ALL. 71 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:50,180 GOD FORBID THAT WHILE TALKING TO 60,000 PUBLIC SCHOOL STUDENTS 72 00:02:50,199 --> 00:02:52,079 THE PRESIDENT SHOULD APPEAR SMART. 73 00:02:52,099 --> 00:02:55,039 THAT'S FINE. JUST DON'T SHOW OFF. I DON'T SHOW OFF. 74 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:57,219 STEVIE, FOURTH GRADER, P.S. 31, MANHATTAN, ASKS 75 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,060 "WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE ON MARS?" 76 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,099 WELL, STEVIE IF ONE OF OUR EXPERT PANELISTS WERE HERE 77 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,060 THEY WOULD TELL YOU THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE 78 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,060 RANGES FROM 15 DEGREES TO MINUS-140. 79 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,030 THAT HAPPENS TO BE WRONG. 80 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:12,210 IT RANGES FROM 60 TO MINUS-225. 81 00:03:12,229 --> 00:03:16,050 I CONVERTED IT TO CELSIUS IN MY HEAD. 82 00:03:16,069 --> 00:03:18,069 THANK YOU. CAN I SEE THE INTRO? 83 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,120 IT'S UP ON THE PROMPTER. 84 00:03:19,139 --> 00:03:21,229 AH. "GOOD MORNING, I'M SPEAKING TO YOU LIVE 85 00:03:22,009 --> 00:03:24,000 "FROM THE WEST WING OF THE WHITE HOUSE. 86 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,000 "TODAY, WE HAVE A VERY UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY 87 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:29,150 TO TAKE PART, LIVE, IN AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT WHI..." 88 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:30,229 WHOA, BOY... 89 00:03:31,009 --> 00:03:32,050 HOW YOU DOING, MR. PRESIDENT? 90 00:03:32,069 --> 00:03:34,090 WHO WROTE THIS INTRO? I DID, SIR. 91 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:36,189 I'M SCOTT TATE FROM NASA PUBLIC AFFAIRS. 92 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:37,229 SCOTT, UNIQUE MEANS 93 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,030 ONE OF A KIND. 94 00:03:39,050 --> 00:03:40,139 SOMETHING CAN'T BE VERY UNIQUE 95 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:42,150 NOR CAN IT BE EXTREMELY HISTORIC. 96 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:45,120 WHILE WE'RE AT IT, MUST WE USE THE WORD "LIVE" TWICE? 97 00:03:45,139 --> 00:03:47,060 LIKE WE JUST CRACKED THE TECHNOLOGY? 98 00:03:47,079 --> 00:03:49,110 LOOK... WE'RE ALSO BROADCASTING IN LIVING COLOR, RIGHT? 99 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:51,150 SAM? YEAH. 100 00:03:51,170 --> 00:03:53,050 HE'S GOING TO MAKE SOME CHANGES. 101 00:03:53,069 --> 00:03:54,139 YOU'LL CLEAR THEM WITH ME? 102 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:56,090 Sam: I DOUBT IT. 103 00:03:56,110 --> 00:04:00,110 WRITE THIS: "GOOD MORNING. ELEVEN MONTHS AGO, A 1,200-POUND SPACECRAFT 104 00:04:00,129 --> 00:04:02,069 "BLASTED OFF FROM CAPE CANAVERAL, FLORIDA. 105 00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:03,090 18 HOURS AGO..." 106 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,139 IS IT 18 HOURS AGO? 107 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:06,150 WE'RE ON THE AIR AT NOON EASTERN. YEAH. 108 00:04:06,169 --> 00:04:09,080 "18 HOURS AGO, IT LANDED ON THE PLANET MARS. 109 00:04:09,099 --> 00:04:10,219 "YOU, ME... 110 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:14,000 "AND 60,000 OF YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY 111 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,199 "ALONG WITH ASTRO-SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS 112 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:19,050 "FROM THE JET PROPULSION LAB IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA 113 00:04:19,069 --> 00:04:22,079 "NASA HOUSTON, AND RIGHT HERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE 114 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:24,160 "WILL BE THE FIRST TO SEE WHAT IT SEES 115 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,199 "AND TO CHRONICLE THE EXTRAORDINARY VOYAGE 116 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:31,110 OF AN UNMANNED SHIP CALLED GALILEO 5." 117 00:04:31,129 --> 00:04:33,040 HE SAID IT RIGHT. 118 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,139 ( theme music ) 119 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:02,100 ( music continues ) 120 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,129 Josh: I DON'T UNDERSTAND 121 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:27,209 HOW IF IT'S NOON IN THE EAST AND 9:00 PACIFIC 122 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:30,009 HOW IT'S 2:37 ON MARS. 123 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:31,209 Toby: MARS IS A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE. 124 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:34,129 YEAH, IT'S THE 37 MINUTES I WAS... 125 00:05:34,149 --> 00:05:38,060 MARS ROTATES ON ITS AXIS EVERY 24 HOURS AND 37 MINUTES. 126 00:05:38,079 --> 00:05:40,019 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MORNING'S NEWS REPORT? 127 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,009 YES. ABOUT THE GREEN BEANS? 128 00:05:42,029 --> 00:05:44,009 I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING ABOUT THE GREEN BEANS. 129 00:05:44,029 --> 00:05:46,100 THE MILWAUKEE JOURNAL'S QUOTING AN UNNAMED WHITE HOUSE SOURCE 130 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,000 AS SAYING THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T LIKE GREEN BEANS. 131 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:50,209 THAT'S A SLOW NEWS DAY IN MILWAUKEE. 132 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:53,100 JOSH. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A THING. 133 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,139 YOU GUYS DONE? YEAH. 134 00:05:54,159 --> 00:05:55,220 WALK ME OUT. 135 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,090 LEO, ASK ME HOW LONG A MARTIAN DAY IS. 136 00:05:58,110 --> 00:05:59,199 NO, I DON'T THINK I WILL. 137 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:02,100 DO YOU KNOW HOW A STAMP IS CHOSEN? A STAMP? 138 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,089 YEAH. YOU'LL LEARN. NO. WHY? 139 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:06,019 THE POSTMASTER GENERAL NEEDS YOUR HELP. 140 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,009 WHY? THE CITIZEN'S STAMP ADVISORY COMMITTEE HAS... 141 00:06:09,029 --> 00:06:10,220 THERE'S A CITIZEN'S STAMP ADVISORY COMMITTEE? 142 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,050 YES. MADE UP OF MEMBERS OF "THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I" CLUB. 143 00:06:15,069 --> 00:06:17,230 YOU WANT TO MOCK PEOPLE OR LET ME TALK? 144 00:06:18,009 --> 00:06:19,000 MOCK PEOPLE. 145 00:06:19,019 --> 00:06:21,000 THE CITIZEN'S STAMP ADVISORY COMMITTEE 146 00:06:21,019 --> 00:06:23,050 HAS RECOMMENDED TO THE POSTMASTER GENERAL 147 00:06:23,069 --> 00:06:25,180 THAT MARCUS AQUINO BE PUT ON THE NEXT ISSUE. 148 00:06:25,199 --> 00:06:27,189 YOU KNOW WHO HE IS? NO. 149 00:06:27,209 --> 00:06:30,069 HE'S A FORMER RESIDENT COMMISSIONER OF PUERTO RICO 150 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:32,139 AND A KOREAN WAR HERO. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 151 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,110 HE ADVOCATED STATEHOOD, RIGHT? 152 00:06:34,129 --> 00:06:35,110 STRONGLY ADVOCATED IT. 153 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:36,230 GIVE IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE. NO. 154 00:06:37,009 --> 00:06:39,079 PLEASE? THIS IS A PUBLIC FACE THING 155 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:41,230 AND THE POSTMASTER GENERAL WANTS YOUR HELP. 156 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:43,230 HE CAN WAIT IN A LINE. 157 00:06:44,009 --> 00:06:46,050 WHILE TWO OF MY 20 TELLER WINDOWS ARE OPEN. 158 00:06:46,069 --> 00:06:50,009 MAKE A RECOMMENDATION BY THE END OF THE DAY. YEAH. 159 00:06:50,029 --> 00:06:51,159 WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT? 160 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:53,009 NOTHING, I JUST... 161 00:06:53,029 --> 00:06:55,170 TOBY GOT THE STAMP ASSIGNMENT. 162 00:06:55,189 --> 00:06:58,139 LEO, I MIGHT NEED SOME HELP. TAKE JOSH. 163 00:06:58,159 --> 00:07:01,060 THANKS. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE CHOOSING THE NEXT STAMP. 164 00:07:02,199 --> 00:07:05,000 WOW, THAT HAPPENED FAST. 165 00:07:05,019 --> 00:07:07,060 687 DAYS? YEAH. 166 00:07:07,079 --> 00:07:09,009 HEY, CAROL. HEY, TOBY. 167 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,170 A MARTIAN YEAR IS 687 DAYS. 168 00:07:10,189 --> 00:07:12,129 DID YOU SEE THIS MORNING'S NEWS REPORT? 169 00:07:12,149 --> 00:07:15,079 I'M BONING UP MY MARS. C.J.... 170 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,149 HE THINKS HE'S SO SMART. 171 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:18,029 DID YOU SEE THIS MORNING'S...? 172 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:20,040 OF COURSE I DID. I HIGHLIGHTED YOUR COPY. 173 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:22,040 YOU DIDN'T HIGHLIGHT THE GREEN BEAN STORY. 174 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:24,170 I THOUGHT IT BEST TO ALERT JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OFFICIALS. 175 00:07:24,189 --> 00:07:27,000 "AN UNNAMED WHITE HOUSE SOURCE..." I READ THE STORY. 176 00:07:27,019 --> 00:07:29,160 I JUST DIDN'T HIGHLIGHT IT. THIS WON'T BE PICKED UP? 177 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,209 WHY NOT? NO. IT'S NOT A STORY. 178 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:34,149 SEE ME IN THREE HOURS. IT'S NOT A STORY. 179 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:36,220 HOW MANY MOONS DOES MARS HAVE? PHOBOS AND DEIMOS 180 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,129 THE HORSES THAT PULLED HIS CHARIOT. GET OUT. 181 00:07:39,149 --> 00:07:40,170 THREE HOURS. 182 00:07:40,189 --> 00:07:41,230 YEAH. CAROL? 183 00:07:42,009 --> 00:07:43,129 SHE WANTS INFORMATION ON GREEN BEANS. 184 00:07:43,149 --> 00:07:45,079 YOU HAVE WORK? I'M PICKING A STAMP. 185 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,009 NOBODY LIKES PEOPLE WHO KNOW EVERYTHING. 186 00:07:47,029 --> 00:07:48,120 SO I'VE DISCOVERED IN MY LIFE. 187 00:07:48,139 --> 00:07:50,019 GET ME INFORMATION ON GREEN BEANS. 188 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,100 Charlie: MOST OF THE AFTERNOON'S 189 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,159 BLOCKED OFF FOR BUDGET MEETINGS. 190 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,050 3:00 IS HUD, 3:30 HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES 191 00:07:55,069 --> 00:07:57,170 4:00 INTERIOR AND 4:30 AGRICULTURE. 192 00:07:57,189 --> 00:08:00,009 GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PRESIDENT. YEAH. WHAT ELSE? 193 00:08:00,029 --> 00:08:01,220 5:00, A RECEPTION FOR THE UAW 194 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,050 AND PHONE CALLS FROM 5:30 TO 6:30. 195 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:06,139 OKAY, BUT THEN, LET'S BRING THE CURTAIN DOWN. 196 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,009 I GOT A GREAT NIGHT PLANNED. 197 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,100 I GOT BOOKS ON MARS AND ON GALILEO HIMSELF. 198 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,189 I'M GOING TO GO TO THE RESIDENCE AND READ. 199 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:14,100 SIR... MRS. LANDINGHAM? 200 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,209 YES, SIR? NOTHING AFTER 6:30. 201 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:18,029 I'M GOING TO THE RESIDENCE TO READ ABOUT MARS 202 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:21,129 WHICH, WHILE COLDER AND DRIER, HAS FOUR EARTHLIKE SEASONS. 203 00:08:21,149 --> 00:08:23,180 NO, SIR. IT DOES. 204 00:08:23,199 --> 00:08:25,060 I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT 205 00:08:25,079 --> 00:08:27,079 BUT YOU WON'T BE READING TONIGHT. 206 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:29,079 YOU'RE ATTENDING A CONCERT AT THE KENNEDY CENTER. 207 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:32,009 SINCE WHEN? MR. MCGARRY'S OFFICE. IT'S ON YOUR SCHEDULE. 208 00:08:32,029 --> 00:08:34,029 GET ME LEO. 209 00:08:34,049 --> 00:08:36,070 I WAS ABOUT TO TELL YOU. IT'S IMPORTANT. 210 00:08:36,090 --> 00:08:37,090 YES, SIR. A CONCERT? 211 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:38,149 BUDDY HOLLY'S BACK? 212 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:40,090 IT'S THE REYKJAVIK SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. 213 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:42,200 THE REYKJAVIK SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA, LEO! YES, SIR. 214 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:46,190 IT'S IN ICELAND. I KNOW WHERE REYKJAVIK IS, CHARLIE. I WISH I WAS THERE. 215 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:48,049 YES, MR. PRESIDENT. 216 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,200 THE REYKJAVIK SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA? 217 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:52,080 I HEAR THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD. WHY DO I...? 218 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:54,019 BECAUSE YOU CANCELED YESTERDAY'S MEETING 219 00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:55,049 WITH THE ICELANDIC AMBASSADOR. 220 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:56,200 I'M BEING PUNISHED. NO, SIR. 221 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:59,159 ICELAND IS CONSIDERING DEFYING THE BAN ON WHALE HUNTING 222 00:08:59,179 --> 00:09:01,230 IMPOSED BY THE INTERNATIONAL WHALING COMMISSION. 223 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,120 THEY'RE IN DANGER OF JOINING NORWAY AND JAPAN. 224 00:09:04,139 --> 00:09:06,139 THERE'S A LUCRATIVE INTERNATIONAL DEMAND 225 00:09:06,159 --> 00:09:08,220 FOR FRESH ICELANDIC MINK WHALE MEAT. 226 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,120 IS THIS IS JOKE? NO, SIR. 227 00:09:10,139 --> 00:09:12,179 NEEDLESS TO SAY, BOTH THE STATE DEPARTMENT 228 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,100 AND THE FISHERIES' SUBDIVISION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE 229 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,070 FEEL THAT WE SHOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO OFFEND ICELAND RIGHT NOW. 230 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,200 WHICH WE DID BY CANCELING THE MEETING. APPARENTLY. 231 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:24,090 SO TO MAKE UP FOR IT, I'M GOING TO SEE THE REYKJAVIK SYMPHONY. 232 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:25,190 YES, SIR. 233 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,190 WITH AMBASSADOR, UH... 234 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:28,110 VIGDIS OLAFSDOTTIR. 235 00:09:28,129 --> 00:09:30,220 OKAY. HE'S VERY EXCITED TO MEET YOU. 236 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,190 I'LL GIVE YOU THOUSAND DOLLARS IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME GO. 237 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:36,019 THINK OF THE WHALES. DO THEY VOTE? 238 00:09:36,039 --> 00:09:38,070 MR. PRESIDENT. INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING. YEAH? 239 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:40,000 SEND THEM IN. THIS MIGHT BE SOMETHING. 240 00:09:40,019 --> 00:09:44,100 WHY? THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION IN A RUSSIAN OIL REFINERY. 241 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,110 GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PRESIDENT. HEY, JACK. 242 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:48,080 YES, SIR. CHARLIE? 243 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,169 GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. 244 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,100 THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION? 245 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,000 WELL, INTARTASS IS REPORTING 246 00:09:59,019 --> 00:10:01,230 THAT THERE'S A FIRE BURNING IN AN OIL REFINERY IN KOZELSK. 247 00:10:02,009 --> 00:10:03,149 YEAH. THAT'S IN THE OBLAST REGION? 248 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,200 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, JACK? 249 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:07,120 THERE IS NO OIL REFINERY IN KOZELSK. 250 00:10:08,169 --> 00:10:09,159 OH, MAN. 251 00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:10,210 THE CLOSEST OIL REFINERY 252 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:13,029 IS ABOUT 20 KILOMETERS SOUTHEAST. 253 00:10:13,049 --> 00:10:16,000 IT'S NOT A REFINERY FIRE? 254 00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:17,070 IT'S A MISSILE SILO. 255 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:19,080 THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION IN A MISSILE SILO? 256 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,129 WE CAN'T CONFIRM THAT AT THIS POINT 257 00:10:21,149 --> 00:10:24,120 BUT THE RUSSIANS HAVE 20 SS-19S IN THE QUADRANT 258 00:10:24,139 --> 00:10:26,220 AND KEYHOLE HAS PICTURES OF A COLUMN OF SMOKE 259 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,090 EMERGENCY PERSONNEL ON THE GROUND 260 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,090 BUT NO BURNING STRUCTURE 261 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,019 AND CERTAINLY NO OIL REFINERY. 262 00:10:32,039 --> 00:10:37,059 IF A MISSILE EXPLODED, IS IT POSSIBLE IT WAS ARMED? 263 00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:39,159 WAS THERE A WARHEAD? 264 00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:41,129 WE'LL READY A BRIEFING IN AN HOUR. 265 00:10:41,149 --> 00:10:42,220 HALF HOUR, JACK. 266 00:10:45,129 --> 00:10:47,009 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, SIR. 267 00:10:47,029 --> 00:10:48,230 AIDES: THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 268 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:56,169 DID THEY THINK WE WEREN'T GOING TO SEE IT, LEO? 269 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:59,090 IT'S A COLD WAR MENTALITY. 270 00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:02,070 IF THEY ASK, WE COULD HELP THEM. 271 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:05,009 I WOULDN'T WAIT FOR THE PHONE TO RING. 272 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:06,230 YEAH. 273 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,179 YEAH. 274 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:16,059 GALILEO GALILEI... 275 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,000 HE SAT IN A CATHEDRAL IN PISA. 276 00:11:19,019 --> 00:11:21,100 HE WATCHED A LAMP SUSPENDED FROM THE CEILING 277 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,110 AS IT OSCILLATED BACK AND FORTH. 278 00:11:23,129 --> 00:11:25,049 HE USED HIS PULSE TO KEEP TIME 279 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:27,090 AND DISCOVERED THAT THE PERIOD OF OSCILLATION 280 00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:30,190 WAS INDEPENDENT OF THE SIZE OF THE ARC. 281 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:32,200 THEN FEW YEARS LATER, HE CONTRADICTED THE THEORY 282 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:38,000 THAT A HEAVIER BODY FALLS FASTER THAN A LIGHTER ONE 283 00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:40,059 WHICH TOOK SOME GUTS BACK IN 1609 284 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:44,230 WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT THE THEORY HE WAS CONTRADICTING 285 00:11:45,009 --> 00:11:46,080 WAS ARISTOTLE'S. 286 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:53,049 YOU WANT A BROADER THEME FOR THE CLASSROOM? CHARLIE? 287 00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:54,149 I REALLY DO. 288 00:11:54,169 --> 00:11:57,220 HAVE SAM AND C.J. COME TONIGHT. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE. 289 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,149 THANKS. YES, SIR. 290 00:11:59,169 --> 00:12:01,100 HE CONTRADICTED ARISTOTLE, CHARLIE. 291 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,059 HE SAW THE RINGS ON SATURN. 292 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,210 YES, HE DID. 293 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:08,190 DID YOU NEED SOMETHING, SIR? 294 00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:10,019 YES. 295 00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:11,070 WHAT'S NEXT? 296 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:13,090 DEPUTY SECRETARY HALLIS AND THE TRAP COMMISSION. 297 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,029 THEY'RE MEETING IN THE MAP ROOM... 298 00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:23,129 Donna: THE PROCESS BY WHICH A POSTAGE STAMP ENTERS INTO CIRCULATION 299 00:12:23,149 --> 00:12:25,090 BEGINS WITH THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. 300 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,110 WHAT? 301 00:12:26,129 --> 00:12:27,210 ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? NO. 302 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,110 DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 303 00:12:29,129 --> 00:12:30,190 NO. I DID INDEX CARDS. 304 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,200 HOW MANY? 87. 305 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,039 REDUCE IT TO THREE. 306 00:12:33,059 --> 00:12:34,129 PHILATELY'S FUN, JOSH. 307 00:12:34,149 --> 00:12:35,159 I'M SORRY. WHAT'S FUN? 308 00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:37,009 PHILATELY-- STAMP COLLECTING. 309 00:12:37,029 --> 00:12:39,120 OKAY, BE CAREFUL HOW YOU SAY THAT WORD, 'CAUSE... 310 00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,039 CAN WE WORK? 311 00:12:41,059 --> 00:12:44,000 TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW. THE PROCESS BY WHICH A STAMP 312 00:12:44,019 --> 00:12:46,039 ENTERS INTO CIRCULATION BEGINS WITH THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. 313 00:12:46,059 --> 00:12:48,009 WELL, THAT'S ALWAYS OUR FIRST MISTAKE. 314 00:12:48,029 --> 00:12:50,029 ABOUT 50,000 PROPOSALS A YEAR ARE SUBMITTED 315 00:12:50,049 --> 00:12:51,179 TO THE CITIZEN'S STAMP ADVISORY COMMITTEE 316 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,230 THE ACRONYM FOR WHICH... 317 00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:54,070 C-SAC. DORK SQUAD. 318 00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:56,100 THE COMMITTEE THEN MAKES A RECOMMENDATION 319 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,039 TO THE POSTMASTER GENERAL-- IN THIS CASE, MARCUS AQUINO. 320 00:12:59,059 --> 00:13:01,000 HE WON THE SILVER STAR FOR KOREA. 321 00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:03,149 THERE ARE NUMEROUS INSTANCES LISTED HERE OF LIFESAVING VALOR 322 00:13:03,169 --> 00:13:05,159 AND ACTIONS WELL ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL. 323 00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:07,159 AS PUERTO RICO'S RESIDENT COMMISSIONER 324 00:13:07,179 --> 00:13:09,179 HE SERVED CONGRESS FAITHFULLY AND WELL. 325 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,120 LET'S PUT HIM ON A STAMP. 326 00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:13,080 LET'S PUT YOU ON A STAMP. 327 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:16,019 OKAY. 328 00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:17,139 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PROBLEM. 329 00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:30,169 TOBY... 330 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:35,090 TWO HOURS AND 20 MINUTES. YES. LET ME SAY THAT YOU WERE RIGHT AND I WAS WRONG. 331 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:36,210 AND THE ODDSMAKERS TAKE A BEATING. 332 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:39,129 YES? WHEN I SAID BEFORE NOBODY WOULD PICK IT UP? 333 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:40,200 YES. EVERYBODY'S PICKED IT UP. 334 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,210 AND WHEN I SAID, EVEN IF THEY DID 335 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,149 YES? IT WOULDN'T BE A BIG DEAL? 336 00:13:44,169 --> 00:13:46,220 IT'S A BIG DEAL. YOU KNOW WHERE? OREGON? 337 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,049 IN OREGON. YOU KNOW WHY? 338 00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:49,220 THEY'RE A MAJOR PRODUCER OF GREEN BEANS? 339 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,129 THEY'RE A HUGE PRODUCER, TOBY. GREEN BEANS-- 340 00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:56,100 OR SNAP BEANS, REPRESENT A SIGNIFICANT PERCENTAGE 341 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,080 OF OREGON'S ANNUAL REVENUE, BUT HERE'S THE THING. 342 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,210 THERE'S AN ELECTORAL PROBLEM? THERE'S AN ELECTORAL PROBLEM. 343 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:05,129 WE WON OREGON BY LESS THAN 10,000 VOTES AND WE'LL NEED THEM. 344 00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:08,029 YEAH. OKAY, WELL, I'M ON IT NOW. 345 00:14:08,049 --> 00:14:12,000 SO, IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS AND 20 MINUTES LONGER TO FIGURE IT OUT 346 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,080 DOESN'T MAKE YOU SMARTER 347 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,200 OF COURSE NOT. THANK YOU. 348 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,059 BUT MY SAT SCORES... 349 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,179 I'VE GOT TO START SPINNING THE GREEN BEAN PROBLEM. 350 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,220 KNOCK 'EM DEAD. 351 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,220 OH, C.J.... I HAD FINE SAT SCORES. 352 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,169 THE PRESIDENT WANTS YOU AT THE KENNEDY CENTER. WHY? 353 00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:30,149 TO DISCUSS A THEME FOR THE CLOSED-CIRCUIT CLASSROOM TOMORROW MORNING. 354 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,000 A THEME? YEAH. 355 00:14:32,019 --> 00:14:34,039 WE'RE LANDING A PROBE. THAT'S THE THEME. YEAH. 356 00:14:34,059 --> 00:14:36,009 HE WANTS TO DISCUSS A BROADER THEME 357 00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:38,029 WHO ELSE? AND HE WANTS SAM, TOO. 358 00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:40,019 THAT'S IT. OH, MALLORY'S GOING. 359 00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:42,059 YOU, SAM, MALLORY, THE PRESIDENT 360 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,200 AND AN ICELANDIC DELEGATION. 361 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,210 HANG ON. 362 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,200 WHAT? 363 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:47,090 WHY NOT? I CAN'T GO. 364 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,179 YEAH STATE DEPARTMENT'LL BE THERE. 365 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,070 I JUST ADDED A NEW DEPUTY. 366 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,019 THE PEOPLE I INTERVIEWED WERE FROM STATE. 367 00:14:52,039 --> 00:14:54,070 THE KENNEDY CENTER WILL BE PACKED 368 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:55,159 WITH PEOPLE I JUST REJECTED. 369 00:14:55,179 --> 00:14:57,029 SO IS THE FOUR SEASONS. 370 00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:59,019 LEO... BE THERE. TELL SAM. 371 00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:01,159 YEAH? CAROL? 372 00:15:01,179 --> 00:15:04,009 WOULD YOU HAVE SOMEONE PICK UP MY BLUE ARMANI 373 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,179 YEAH. AND A PAIR OF SHOES? 374 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,159 SAM? THE PRESIDENT WANTS US TO GO TO THE CONCERT TONIGHT 375 00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:11,149 TO DISCUSS THEMES FOR THE TELEVISED CLASSROOM. 376 00:15:11,169 --> 00:15:13,090 GREAT. GREAT? 377 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:16,169 IT'LL BE MORE THAN ROCKS AND AVERAGE RAINFALL. DOES IT RAIN ON MARS? 378 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:20,039 NO, BUT I'M SAYING... THE WHITE HOUSE SHOULD DEVELOP A BROADER THEME. 379 00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:23,009 RIGHT! I THINK IT'S INCREDIBLE THE PRESIDENT'S ASKED US. 380 00:15:23,029 --> 00:15:26,139 IT'S A PRIVILEGE, AND WE SHOULD ATTACK WITH ENERGY DUE THE MOMENT. 381 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,220 MALLORY'S GOING TO BE THERE. I CAN'T GO. 382 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,220 I WOULD THINK THAT FACED WITH THE PRIVILEGE OF ATTACKING WITH ENERGY DUE THE MOMENT... 383 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,090 I CAN'T GO. I'M AFRAID, AS WE USED TO SAY BACK HOME. 384 00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:37,200 THAT'S JUST HARD CHEESE. 385 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:40,080 THAT'S A REAL ALGONQUIN ROUND TABLE YOU GREW UP WITH. 386 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:44,070 HEY, THAT IS, LIKE, THE FOURTH TIME I'VE BEEN CALLED DUMB TODAY. 387 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:47,019 I NEVER CALLED HER AFTER THE PICTURE-- 388 00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:48,200 OF ME AND LAURIE IN THE NEWSPAPER-- 389 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:52,059 I NEVER CALLED HER AND SHE NEVER CALLED ME. 390 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,220 NO. YOU HAVEN'T SPOKEN SINCE? 391 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,070 AND THE SHOOTING? YOU SAW HER AT THE HOSPITAL? 392 00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:59,090 I MEAN, I DID, BUT... NO. 393 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:01,049 SHE STARTED SEEING SOMEBODY. 394 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:04,120 DID I TELL YOU NOT TO GET A CRUSH ON THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER? 395 00:16:04,139 --> 00:16:07,190 YEAH. DON'T YOU HAVE A VEGETABLE CRISIS TO FIX OR SOMETHING? 396 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,059 YES. OKAY. 397 00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:12,000 THE WARHEAD DIDN'T DETONATE. 398 00:16:12,019 --> 00:16:13,169 THE SS-19S HAD JUST BEEN DOWNLOADED. 399 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,019 BUT YOU'RE READY TO CONFIRM... 400 00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,169 AN SS-19 STILETTO 401 00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:19,039 INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE BLEW UP IN ITS SILO, YES. 402 00:16:19,059 --> 00:16:21,210 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? MR. PRESIDENT 403 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,110 EVERY MORNING AT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING 404 00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:25,059 SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, YOU'RE TOLD ABOUT 405 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,220 THE TROUBLING STATE OF RUSSIAN MILITARY. 406 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,110 YOU JUST SAW EVIDENCE OF IT. 407 00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:30,000 YOU THINK SOMEBODY SCREWED UP? 408 00:16:30,019 --> 00:16:32,169 I THINK EITHER SOMEBODY SCREWED UP OR A COMPUTER DID. 409 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:35,039 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH? AN EARLY WARNING 410 00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:37,100 BALLISTIC MISSILE SYSTEM AND THE TROOPS WHO RUN IT 411 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,049 MISTAKENLY DETECTED A BOGEY FROM A FLOCK OF NORWEGIAN GEESE. 412 00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:42,220 WHERE ARE WE WITH THE RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR? 413 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,100 Woman: SHE'S STILL CLAIMING IT'S AN OIL REFINERY FIRE. 414 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,090 LEO, SEE HER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 415 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,139 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 416 00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:50,019 All: THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 417 00:16:55,019 --> 00:16:56,080 LEO. 418 00:17:05,019 --> 00:17:07,069 YEAH. MIKE. WOULD YOU HAVE THE PRESIDENT'S 419 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:08,150 NASA ADVISOR COME OVER? 420 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,220 YES, SIR. CAN I TELL HIM WHY? 421 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,230 WE LOST THE SIGNAL FROM GALILEO. 422 00:17:34,029 --> 00:17:35,079 Donna: IT'S A STAMP. 423 00:17:35,099 --> 00:17:37,089 Josh: BUT WE HAVE TO REMAIN NEUTRAL. 424 00:17:37,109 --> 00:17:38,150 IT'S A STAMP. 425 00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:41,039 I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S A STAMP, BUT I'M SAYING 426 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,059 WHEN IT COMES TO STATEHOOD FOR PUERTO RICO 427 00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:45,009 THE UNITED STATES MUST REMAIN NEUTRAL. 428 00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,210 PUERTO RICO'S IN THE UNITED STATES. 429 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:50,039 ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR THAT REVIEW OF FIFTH GRADE SOCIAL STUDIES 430 00:17:50,059 --> 00:17:52,099 BUT I MEANT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MUST REMAIN... 431 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:55,009 PUERTO RICO'S IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. NO, IT'S NOT. 432 00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:57,160 THEY SEND A RESIDENT COMMISSIONER TO CONGRESS. WHO CAN'T VOTE, 433 00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:59,109 THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. WHAT IS THEN? 434 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:02,200 AQUINO WANTED STATEHOOD. TO PUT HIS FACE ON A STAMP 435 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,089 WOULD BE PROMOTING HIS BELIEFS. 436 00:18:04,109 --> 00:18:06,039 BECAUSE WE ARE NEUTRAL. YES. 437 00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:08,059 WELL, THAT'S IDIOTIC. LIKE IT'S THE FIRST TIME. 438 00:18:08,079 --> 00:18:10,200 HE VOICED AN OPINION, AND CAN'T BE ON A STAMP? 439 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,039 DONNA... SIDES HAVE BEEN TAKEN: 440 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,099 FORMER PRESIDENTS, THE SPEAKER 441 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,009 THE MINORITY LEADER, THEY ALL SAY 442 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:19,049 THAT STATEHOOD IS IN THE LONG-TERM INTEREST OF PUERTO RICO 443 00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:22,059 AND THAT AS IT STANDS NOW, 3.8 MILLION AMERICAN CITIZENS 444 00:18:22,079 --> 00:18:24,119 HAVE BEEN RELEGATED TO SECOND-CLASS STATUS. 445 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,170 THAT'S... THAT'S MORE PEOPLE THAN MISSISSIPPI. 446 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,150 MISSISSIPPI'S NEVER MINDED BEING RELEGATED TO SECOND-CLASS STATUS. 447 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,200 YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE YOUR BIGOTED MISSISSIPPI JOKES? 448 00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:33,140 YES, I AM. ISN'T ANYONE WORRIED 449 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,099 THAT IF THEY'RE NOT GIVEN STATEHOOD THEY'LL WANT INDEPENDENCE? 450 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,119 NO ONE'S WORRIED ABOUT THAT. YOU KNOW WHY? 451 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:42,099 BECAUSE PUERTO RICO IS ABSOLUTELY DEPENDENT ON U.S. MANUFACTURING 452 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:44,079 WHICH CONTRIBUTES 40% TO THE GDP 453 00:18:44,099 --> 00:18:46,029 AND ACCOUNTS FOR 24% OF THEIR WORKFORCE. 454 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:49,150 I DON'T CARE. PEOPLE DON'T SIT STILL FOR TYRANNY. HOW IS IT TYRANNY? 455 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,200 PUERTO RICANS HAVE TO REGISTER TO BE DRAFTED. 456 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,099 YET THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE. 457 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:56,119 AND ARE EXPECTED TO DIE. YET THEY HAD NO VOICE IN ELECTING? 458 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,220 DONNA... WE HAVE COLONIZED THEM. THEY WILL RISE UP AGAINST US. 459 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,210 I THINK WE CAN TAKE 'EM. 460 00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:03,210 THAT'S WHAT WE SAID ABOUT THE BRITISH. 461 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,180 WE TOOK THE BRITISH. 462 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,049 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. HARDLY EVER. 463 00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:10,140 JOSH. WHAT'S GOING ON? 464 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,109 THE KNOW IT ENTERED THE MARTIAN ATMOSPHERE 465 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:16,069 AT 3:01 P.M. EASTERN, THEY KNOW IT WAS ON COURSE 466 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,220 TRAVELING AT A RATE OF 15,400 MILES PER HOUR 467 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,049 WHICH IT WAS SUPPOSED TO. 468 00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:21,099 SOMEWHERE DURING ITS DESCENT 469 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:24,029 IT WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO RELEASE TWO PROBES 470 00:19:24,049 --> 00:19:25,210 EACH ABOUT THE SIZE OF A BASKETBALL 471 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:28,119 FIRING THEM INTO THE GROUND IS THE MISSION'S SEARCH 472 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:30,099 FOR EVIDENCE OF WATER UNDER THE SURFACE. 473 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:34,130 WE THINK IF WE HIT THE GROUND HARD WE'LL REACH THE CENTER AND FIND WATER. 474 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:35,109 YEAH. 475 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,029 THAT'S NOT A THEORY OF PHYSICS 476 00:19:37,049 --> 00:19:40,130 PRETTY MUCH DISPROVED BY WILE E. COYOTE? 477 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:42,140 THE PROBES WERE SUPPOSED TO SEND A SIGNAL. 478 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,190 THROUGH THE GLOBAL SURVEYOR ORBITER. 479 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:46,089 AND WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE SIGNAL. 480 00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:48,059 THE LAST THE FLIGHT CONTROLLERS HEARD 481 00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:49,119 WAS 11 MINUTES BEFORE LANDING 482 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,089 WHEN ALL SYSTEMS WERE OPERATING NORMALLY. 483 00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:54,039 THEN IT ENTERED WHAT THEY CALL A COMMUNICATIONS BLACKOUT PERIOD 484 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:55,180 AND HASN'T BEEN HEARD FROM SINCE. 485 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,039 I KNOW HOW IT FEELS. 486 00:19:57,059 --> 00:19:59,140 THEY'RE TRYING THINGS THEY TRY. WHAT ARE THEY TRYING? 487 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:03,099 I'LL GIVE IT AN HOUR. THEN WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL THE CLASSROOM. 488 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,140 Donna: JOSH! THE STAMP. YEAH? 489 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,210 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS, YOU KNOW. 490 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I DELEGATED. YEAH. 491 00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:16,109 Donna: I'VE GOT MORE INDEX CARDS. 492 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:19,049 C.J.? I'M LATE. 493 00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:23,140 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? TO THE KENNEDY CENTER TO BE WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME. 494 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,150 YOU DO THAT HERE. 495 00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:26,059 SORRY. YOU'RE GOING, TOO? 496 00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:28,190 THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO DISCUSS BROADER THEMES FOR THE CLASSROOM. 497 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:31,160 I DON'T THINK THERE'LL BE ONE. THE PRESIDENT'S HOLDING OUT HOPE. 498 00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,190 IN THE MEANTIME, MALLORY'S GOING TO BE THERE 499 00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:36,000 WITH HER BOYFRIEND, AND IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD 500 00:20:36,019 --> 00:20:38,190 BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO ONE ANOTHER SINCE THE PICTURE 501 00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:40,210 WHICH WAS WRONG, BUT I'M NOT EVEN SURE 502 00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:43,019 THERE WAS AN IMPLIED OBLIGATION. 503 00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:46,190 IT'S NOT LIKE WE WERE DATING. IT WAS A FLIRTATION-- WE HAD ONE DATE-- 504 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:49,099 THE REST WERE GROUPS OF PEOPLE AND, I DON'T KNOW 505 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,029 I DON'T KNOW WHAT DATING IS ANYMORE. 506 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:54,009 THAT'S 20 SECONDS OF MY LIFE I'M NEVER GETTING BACK. 507 00:20:54,029 --> 00:20:55,170 LET'S GO. 508 00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:04,140 MR. MCGARRY WILL BE HERE IN A MOMENT. 509 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,210 YES. 510 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,170 ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T GET YOU ANYTHING? 511 00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:10,039 NO, THANK YOU. 512 00:21:15,019 --> 00:21:17,000 I'LL BE WAITING OUTSIDE, THEN. 513 00:21:17,019 --> 00:21:18,049 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING 514 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:21,180 PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO SHOUT MY NAME 515 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,180 WHICH IS MARGARET. 516 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,009 YES. 517 00:21:32,099 --> 00:21:34,000 THE RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR'S HERE. THANKS. 518 00:21:34,019 --> 00:21:37,049 I LEFT HER ALONE 'CAUSE I THINK I WAS FREAKING HER OUT. 519 00:21:37,069 --> 00:21:38,190 IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME. 520 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:41,140 MADAME AMBASSADOR. 521 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,180 LEO. 522 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,130 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 523 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,049 YOU LOOK HANDSOME, LEO. 524 00:21:46,069 --> 00:21:47,220 THANK YOU. 525 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,089 YOU LOOK VERY NICE YOURSELF. 526 00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:52,069 YOU GET MORE HANDSOME EVERY YEAR 527 00:21:52,089 --> 00:21:54,230 AND YOU'RE HAVING YOUR SUITS HANDMADE NOW. 528 00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,119 NADIA, ARE YOU HITTING ON ME? 529 00:21:56,140 --> 00:22:00,009 I WAS SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DIVORCE. 530 00:22:00,029 --> 00:22:02,140 YOU HAVE A FIRE IN A MISSILE SILO. 531 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,210 IT IS AN OIL REFINERY. 532 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:10,230 THESE ARE KEYHOLE SATELLITE PHOTOGRAPHS. 533 00:22:11,009 --> 00:22:14,180 WOULD YOU POINT, PLEASE, TO THE OIL REFINERY IN THESE PICTURES? 534 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,119 I'M NOT IN A POSITION TO COMMENT ON NATIONAL SECURITY. OKAY, CAN YOU TELL ME 535 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:22,150 HOW AN OIL REFINERY EXPLOSION WOULD AFFECT NATIONAL SECURITY? 536 00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:25,160 THIS IS A MATTER TO BE TAKEN UP WITH THE FOREIGN MINISTER. 537 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:29,000 I'M TAKING IT UP WITH THE RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR TO THE UNITED STATES. 538 00:22:29,019 --> 00:22:31,069 IS YOUR COUNTRY READY TO DENY 539 00:22:31,089 --> 00:22:36,130 THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION AT SEGO SILO 14-D? 540 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:39,109 WE KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THESE KINDS OF EMERGENCIES. 541 00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:44,109 WE HAVE GUYS WHO TRAIN FOR IT ALL THE TIME. 542 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,230 ASK US FOR HELP. 543 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,160 DO WE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PLAYING? I'M SORRY, SIR? 544 00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,190 THE REYKJAVIK SYMPHONY-- 545 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,069 DO WE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PLAYING 546 00:23:00,089 --> 00:23:02,009 AND FOR HOW LONG THEY'RE PLAYING IT? 547 00:23:02,029 --> 00:23:05,059 IT SAYS "AN EVENING OF MODERN MUSIC." TURN THE CAR AROUND. 548 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:06,220 THE ORCHESTRA FEATURES 90 PIECES 549 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,130 INCLUDING ANVILS AND CASTANETS. 550 00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:09,140 TURN THE CAR AROUND. 551 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,230 MODERN MUSIC IS COOL. 552 00:23:11,009 --> 00:23:12,109 MODERN MUSIC SUCKS. 553 00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:15,000 ANYTHING WRITTEN AFTER 1860 SUCKS. 554 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,029 "SAMUEL BARBER, SYMPHONY NUMBER 2." SUCKS. 555 00:23:17,049 --> 00:23:19,109 "STRAVINSKY, VARIATIONS ON A THEME." SUCKS. 556 00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:22,130 "SCHOENBERG, ENLIGHTENED NIGHT FOR STRING ORCHESTRA." TOTALLY BLOWS. 557 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:24,029 "AFTER INTERMISSION, THEY'LL BE PERFORMING 558 00:23:24,049 --> 00:23:25,150 THE WORLD PREMIERE OF A PIECE..." 559 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,140 PLAYED ON TEAPOTS AND GEFILTE FISH... 560 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,019 ...BY A NEW ICELANDIC COMPOSER." 561 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,220 THEY TOLD ME HE GOT SO NERVOUS BECAUSE YOU WERE COMING 562 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,109 THAT HE WAS REWRITING THE PIECE UNTIL 6:00. 563 00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:37,069 IF HE WANTS MORE TIME, I'M HAPPY TO OBLIGE. 564 00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:39,000 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED CLASSICAL MUSIC. 565 00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:42,220 I DO, BUT THIS IS NOT CLASSICAL MUSIC. 566 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,119 IT IS NOT CLASSICAL MUSIC 567 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:47,109 IF THE GUY FINISHED WRITING IT THIS AFTERNOON. 568 00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:34,140 C.J.! YES, SIR. 569 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,029 A BROADER THEME. SAM AND I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT IT. 570 00:24:37,049 --> 00:24:39,119 I DON'T GET MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO TALK TO KIDS. 571 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:42,059 SIR, AT SOME POINT, I'LL HAVE TO PULL THE PLUG. 572 00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:44,089 BUT LET'S LET THEM WORK FOR A WHILE. 573 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:46,130 YES, SIR. WHERE'S SAM? 574 00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:48,009 HE'S INSIDE, HIDING FROM MALLORY. 575 00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:50,210 WHY IS HE HIDING FROM MALLORY? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 576 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:53,180 NOT AT ALL. I DIDN'T THINK SO. 577 00:24:59,089 --> 00:25:01,109 Man: HEY, SAM. 578 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:05,059 Man 2: HOW YOU DOING, SAM? 579 00:25:05,079 --> 00:25:07,089 PRETTY GOOD. 580 00:25:07,109 --> 00:25:08,130 Man 3: HEY, SAM. 581 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:11,059 HI, BENNY. 582 00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:12,140 HEY, SAM. 583 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:14,170 HOW YOU DOING? 584 00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:15,180 I'M GOOD. 585 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,059 GOOD. 586 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,029 AND YOU? 587 00:25:20,049 --> 00:25:22,119 GOOD. EXCELLENT. 588 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:25,190 CAN I JUST SAY, I WAS THE ONE IN TROUBLE. 589 00:25:25,210 --> 00:25:27,230 IT WAS MY PICTURE IN THE PAPER. 590 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:29,210 I DON'T KNOW WHY I CALLED TO EXPLAIN. 591 00:25:29,230 --> 00:25:34,019 OF YOU AND A CALL GIRL. LIKE THERE AREN'T ANY OF YOU AND A CALL GIRL. 592 00:25:34,039 --> 00:25:37,009 NO, THERE AREN'T. WELL, THAT'S A CRIME. 593 00:25:37,029 --> 00:25:38,220 IF YOU'D JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE... 594 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,099 YEAH, YEAH. WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? 595 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,180 WHAT'S HIS NAME? HIS NAME IS RICHARD ANDREWCHUK. 596 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,039 THERE'S A HOCKEY PLAYER WITH THAT NAME. UNLESS THERE ARE TWO OF THEM... 597 00:25:46,059 --> 00:25:49,019 YOU'RE DATING RICHARD ANDREWCHUK? AND WE'RE HAVING A LOT OF SEX. 598 00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:51,069 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? YOU'D HAVE TO. 599 00:25:51,089 --> 00:25:52,140 WHAT DO YOU'LL TALK ABOUT? 600 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,170 HE HAPPENS TO BE A TERRIBLY BRIGHT GUY. 601 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:56,119 GOOD, BECAUSE HE'S A BAD HOCKEY PLAYER. 602 00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:58,009 HE'S HAD INJURY PROBLEMS THIS SEASON. 603 00:25:58,029 --> 00:26:00,069 FROM FALLING DOWN. LOOK, I CAME OVER HERE... 604 00:26:00,089 --> 00:26:01,160 EXCUSE ME. 605 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:02,180 ( whispering ) 606 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,019 THANK YOU. 607 00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:07,099 EXCUSE ME. 608 00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:12,049 I TOOK TROMBONE LESSONS WHEN I WAS A KID. 609 00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:15,119 NOT MUCH SOLO MUSIC WRITTEN FOR TROMBONE. 610 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,109 I WANTED TO PLAY IN THE MARCHING BAND. 611 00:26:17,130 --> 00:26:20,140 MY ARMS WERE TOO SHORT TO REACH SEVENTH POSITION. 612 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,069 ONE AFTERNOON, DURING A GAME 613 00:26:22,089 --> 00:26:26,009 GAVE IT ALL I HAD AND THREW THE SLIDE INTO THE END ZONE 614 00:26:26,029 --> 00:26:28,160 WHICH WAS MORE THAN I COULD SAY FOR OUR QUARTERBACK. 615 00:26:28,180 --> 00:26:30,220 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME JUST ONE MOMENT? 616 00:26:34,130 --> 00:26:35,160 GALILEO? 617 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:38,109 NO SIR, THE OIL REFINERY. YEAH, WHAT? 618 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,190 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A BRIEFING FROM THE PENTAGON. 619 00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:44,019 THE EXPLOSION OCCURRED WHILE LIQUID HYDROGEN WAS BEING DRAINED. 620 00:26:46,099 --> 00:26:48,130 ( sighing ) OKAY. 621 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:52,079 WHAT ABOUT GALILEO? THEY'RE WORKING ON IT. 622 00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:54,170 OKAY. I'LL GET A STATEMENT READY. 623 00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:56,099 YEAH. 624 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,109 SOMEONE WAS DRAINING HYDROGEN? 625 00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:03,230 YEAH. 626 00:27:04,009 --> 00:27:05,069 MR. PRESIDENT? YEAH. 627 00:27:05,089 --> 00:27:08,130 YOUR BOX IS READY. THANKS. 628 00:27:27,109 --> 00:27:28,210 TOBY ZIEGLER. THANKS. 629 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,200 PLEASE TAKE IT OUTSIDE. YEAH. 630 00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:37,000 Charlie: C.J.? 631 00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:38,109 C.J.: THEY SAID MODERN MUSIC. 632 00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:40,150 I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, THAT MEANT JACKSON BROWNE. 633 00:27:40,170 --> 00:27:42,039 JACKSON BROWNE IS MODERN? 634 00:27:42,059 --> 00:27:43,049 HE USED TO BE. 635 00:27:43,069 --> 00:27:44,190 YEAH. YEAH, LOOK... 636 00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:48,009 TWICE A YEAR THE WHITE HOUSE KITCHEN STAFF HAS WRITERS COME IN. 637 00:27:48,029 --> 00:27:49,160 YEAH. THEY WERE IN LAST WEEK 638 00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:51,119 CHARLIE... I MENTIONED TO ONE OF THEM... 639 00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:53,019 THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T LIKE GREEN BEANS. 640 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:54,220 WHY? BECAUSE HE DOESN'T. 641 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,079 HOW DID YOU SAY IT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 642 00:27:57,099 --> 00:27:58,180 WHAT QUESTION DID THEY ASK? 643 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,160 IS THERE ANY FOOD HE LIKES OR DISLIKES? 644 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:03,180 I SAID THE PRESIDENT LIKES STEAKS, LOBSTER, SPAGHETTI, ICE CREAM. 645 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,140 AND? HE DOESN'T LIKE GREEN BEANS. 646 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,170 "WIGGLE ROOM"? DID YOU LEAVE ANY WIGGLE ROOM? 647 00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:11,099 C.J., HE DOESN'T LIKE GREEN BEANS. WE WON OREGON BY 10,000 VOTES. 648 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,180 I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY FARMERS THEY HAVE 649 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,200 BUT IF THERE ARE 10,001, WE'RE SCREWED. 650 00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,140 THIS IS A SERIOUS. C.J.... 651 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,230 NO, I'M... SORRY, BUT YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND. 652 00:28:20,009 --> 00:28:21,029 EDUCATION'S A SERIOUS THING. 653 00:28:21,049 --> 00:28:22,130 CRIME, JOBS, NATIONAL SECURITY. 654 00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:24,200 IN 18 MONTHS, I'VE BEEN TO OREGON FOUR TIMES 655 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:27,049 AND NO ONE I MET THERE HAS BEEN STUPID. 656 00:28:27,069 --> 00:28:29,200 EVERYBODY'S STUPID IN AN ELECTION YEAR, CHARLIE. 657 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,069 NO, EVERYBODY GETS TREATED STUPID 658 00:28:31,089 --> 00:28:34,109 IN AN ELECTION YEAR, C.J. 659 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,039 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, JUST... FROM NOW ON 660 00:28:36,059 --> 00:28:38,089 THERE'S NO FOOD THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T LIKE, OKAY? 661 00:28:38,109 --> 00:28:41,109 I HAVE TO TAKE THIS. YEAH. 662 00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:43,130 C.J.( over phone ): Can you hear me? 663 00:28:43,150 --> 00:28:46,029 WHERE ARE YOU? Out back on the terrace. 664 00:28:46,049 --> 00:28:48,109 I PASSED GARY SAUNDERS ON THE WAY OUT. 665 00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:50,220 I SWEAR TO GOD, I PASSED BY, HE WENT, "BOO!" 666 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,190 Who's Gary Saunders? DEPUTY SPOKESPERSON, DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY. 667 00:28:55,210 --> 00:28:56,200 YOU DIDN'T HIRE HIM? 668 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,069 I PROMOTED SIMON GLAZER. 669 00:28:58,089 --> 00:28:59,190 I PROMOTED FROM WITHIN, TOBY. 670 00:28:59,210 --> 00:29:01,079 ANYWAY, THEY'RE HYPOTHESIZING 671 00:29:01,099 --> 00:29:03,140 THAT THE THING CAME DOWN AT AN ODD ANGLE 672 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,150 AND ITS POSITION MIGHT BE PREVENTING THE ANTENNAE 673 00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:08,160 FROM ESTABLISHING A DOWNLINK. THEY SAY IT'LL TAKE A FEW DAYS 674 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,150 To try everything they want to try. 675 00:29:10,170 --> 00:29:11,109 Yeah. DAYS? 676 00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:13,000 OH, GOD. 677 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,000 IF THIS IS THE WORST THAT HAPPENED... 678 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:18,019 NO. TAD WHITNEY IS COMING OVER TO ME. 679 00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:19,150 You interviewed Tad? 680 00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:22,009 OH, GOD, HE'S GOT ME IN HIS TRACTOR BEAMS. 681 00:29:22,029 --> 00:29:23,099 HE'S WALKING RIGHT OVER. 682 00:29:23,119 --> 00:29:24,140 Good-bye. 683 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,079 I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT CONFRONTATION. 684 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:28,220 YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH ME. THIS TIME OF YEAR 685 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,019 IS THE WATER IN THE POTOMAC VERY COLD? 686 00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:33,049 BUT IF YOU RUB CHICKEN FAT ON YOURSELF 687 00:29:33,069 --> 00:29:34,119 Don't hang up. IT'LL INSULATE. 688 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,170 IF IT SEEMS LIKE I'M TALKING.. 689 00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:39,210 HEY, C.J. 690 00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:41,220 YEAH, OKAY. 691 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,029 WELL, WE'RE GOING TO PUT THOSE FIGURES OUT AT THE MORNING BRIEFING AND... YEAH. 692 00:29:46,049 --> 00:29:48,190 YEAH. 693 00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:50,039 THANK YOU. 694 00:29:50,059 --> 00:29:52,220 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 695 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,220 YOU KNOW, I HONESTLY COULDN'T TELL YOU. 696 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,200 I SAW YOU COME OUT. 697 00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:58,019 THERE'S STUFF GOING ON. 698 00:29:58,039 --> 00:30:00,029 I DIDN'T GET THE GIG, HUH? 699 00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:01,190 I GAVE IT TO SIMON GLAZER. 700 00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:03,109 I HEARD. 701 00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:05,119 I PROMOTED FROM WITHIN. YEAH. 702 00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:08,220 PROMOTING FROM WITHIN IS VERY BIG IN MY FAMILY. 703 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,029 YEAH, I'M SURPRISED 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY QUALIFIED. 704 00:30:12,049 --> 00:30:15,019 IN FACT, THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE AT STATE WHO THOUGHT SO. 705 00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:16,089 YOU'RE VERY QUALIFIED. 706 00:30:16,109 --> 00:30:19,059 YEAH, AND IT WASN'T BECAUSE I'M A MAN. 707 00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:22,049 WELL, NO, SIMON GLAZER'S A MAN. 708 00:30:22,069 --> 00:30:23,130 I SUPPOSE. 709 00:30:23,150 --> 00:30:26,079 HEY. AND IT WASN'T BECAUSE I STOPPED SEEING YOU? 710 00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:29,069 TAD, IT HONESTLY WAS A MATTER OF SIMON... 711 00:30:29,089 --> 00:30:32,200 NO, OF COURSE, IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH... 712 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:35,210 THAT WAS... SIX WEEKS, FIVE YEARS AGO. 713 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,180 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT AN EXPLANATION WHY I DID. 714 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,220 WHY YOU DID WHAT? 715 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,140 WHY I STOPPED CALLING YOU. 716 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,150 I DON'T NEED AN EXPLANATION. 717 00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:45,140 BELIEVE ME, IT WASN'T BECAUSE 718 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,130 YOU WERE BAD IN BED OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 719 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:50,089 NO, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS, TAD. 720 00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:52,049 I MENTIONED IT BECAUSE I KNOW 721 00:30:52,069 --> 00:30:55,170 A LOT OF WOMEN WHO WORRY ABOUT THAT. I DON'T. 722 00:30:55,190 --> 00:31:01,000 YOU'RE GOOD IN BED. I'M GREAT IN BED. HOW YOU DOING? 723 00:31:01,019 --> 00:31:03,140 C.J.... TAD, I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOB 724 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,009 BUT THERE'S... YOU'RE GOING TO STAND AND TELL ME 725 00:31:06,029 --> 00:31:07,160 I REALLY AM. THIS ISN'T PERSONAL? 726 00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:09,039 I THINK IT IS. 727 00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:11,039 IT'S PERSONAL AND I THINK IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL 728 00:31:11,059 --> 00:31:13,089 AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. 729 00:31:13,109 --> 00:31:15,069 AND I THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM NOW. 730 00:31:15,089 --> 00:31:18,119 I HAVE A NUMBER OF PROBLEMS TODAY AND YOU'RE NOT CLOSE. 731 00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:20,190 I WAS HOPING WE COULD BE ADULT ABOUT THIS. 732 00:31:20,210 --> 00:31:24,029 I HAVE TO GO. YOU'LL GET A BRIEFING. ON WHAT? 733 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,140 A RUSSIAN MISSILE SILO. 734 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,160 LISTEN, UM... 735 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:27,190 YEAH? 736 00:31:27,210 --> 00:31:29,230 PLAYING ALONG WITH THIS FOR A MOMENT... 737 00:31:30,009 --> 00:31:32,000 IS THERE ANYTHING I SHOULD DO 738 00:31:32,019 --> 00:31:34,109 TO IMPROVE MY CHANCES NEXT TIME AROUND? 739 00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:36,230 WELL, WHEN WE RUN FOR REELECTION 740 00:31:37,009 --> 00:31:39,089 I'D VOTE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 741 00:31:47,009 --> 00:31:49,039 READ THE LAST PART BACK TO ME. 742 00:31:49,059 --> 00:31:52,069 JOSH ( over phone ) "The flight manager'll be working around the clock 743 00:31:52,089 --> 00:31:54,109 until all hope is exhausted." OKAY. 744 00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:56,150 I'LL GIVE IT TO CAROL. Yeah. 745 00:31:56,170 --> 00:31:57,180 IS SHE THERE? 746 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,049 Yeah. MALLORY? 747 00:31:59,069 --> 00:32:01,130 YEAH. SHE SNUCK UP ON ME FROM BEHIND. 748 00:32:01,150 --> 00:32:03,069 YOU'D THINK WOMEN WOULD MAKE NOISE 749 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:05,049 WITH THOSE HIGH HEELS, BUT THEY DON'T. 750 00:32:05,069 --> 00:32:06,190 THEY'VE GOT THIS STEALTH THING GOING 751 00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:08,210 WHICH I OUGHT TO BE CLEVER ENOUGH... 752 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:10,000 ( tapping ) 753 00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:11,119 What was that? NOTHING. 754 00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:14,019 SHE'S THERE, RIGHT? 755 00:32:14,039 --> 00:32:15,170 YEAH. How's she look? 756 00:32:15,190 --> 00:32:17,079 SHE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 757 00:32:17,099 --> 00:32:19,000 Can you describe what she's wearing? 758 00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:21,039 YEAH, 'CAUSE SHE'S STANDING IN FRONT OF ME. 759 00:32:21,059 --> 00:32:23,000 YOU WANT TO GET OFF THE PHONE? 760 00:32:23,019 --> 00:32:25,079 Yeah. OKAY. 761 00:32:25,099 --> 00:32:27,109 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? WHAT? 762 00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:29,200 I THINK YOU'RE CAUGHT BETWEEN WANTING TO BE MAD 763 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:33,140 AND WANTING GOOD SEATS FOR HOME GAMES. I GET PRETTY GOOD SEATS TOO. 764 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:38,000 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED THE MOTORCADE I RODE OVER IN. I SPOKE TO MY DAD. 765 00:32:38,019 --> 00:32:41,190 I'M SORRY ABOUT GALILEO. THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF TESTS THEY CAN STILL TRY. 766 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:44,180 HOW MUCH MONEY WILL THAT COST? DON'T START WITH ME. 767 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,049 I'M ASKING AS A TAXPAYER. 768 00:32:46,069 --> 00:32:48,059 IT COST $165 MILLION TO LOSE THE THING. 769 00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:49,210 HOW MUCH MORE WILL IT COST 770 00:32:49,230 --> 00:32:52,019 TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND IT? 771 00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:55,069 I DON'T KNOW, MALLORY. BUT WE WON'T DIVERT ANY MUNICIPAL TAX DOLLARS 772 00:32:55,089 --> 00:32:57,049 WHICH ARE BEST SPENT ON HOCKEY ARENAS. 773 00:32:57,069 --> 00:32:59,210 NO, IT'S BEST SPENT FEEDING AND HOUSING AND EDUCATING PEOPLE. 774 00:32:59,230 --> 00:33:01,220 THERE ARE MANY HUNGRY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. 775 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,210 AND NONE 'CAUSE WE WENT TO THE MOON. 776 00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:07,150 NONE COLDER AND DUMBER BECAUSE WE DID SO. AND WE WENT TO THE MOON. 777 00:33:07,170 --> 00:33:09,180 YES. DID WE HAVE TO GO TO MARS? 778 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,029 'CAUSE IT'S NEXT. WHY? 779 00:33:11,049 --> 00:33:13,019 'CAUSE WE CAME OUT OF THE CAVE 780 00:33:13,039 --> 00:33:15,130 AND LOOKED OVER THE HILL AND WE SAW FIRE 781 00:33:15,150 --> 00:33:17,009 AND WE CROSSED THE OCEAN. 782 00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:19,150 WE PIONEERED THE WEST AND WE TOOK TO THE SKY. 783 00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:22,140 HISTORY OF MAN IS HUNG ON A TIME LINE OF EXPLORATION 784 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,170 AND THIS IS NEXT. 785 00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:24,220 I KNOW. 786 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,190 PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO SAY THAT... WHAT? 787 00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:29,029 I SAID I KNOW. 788 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,190 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EXPLORERS. 789 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:32,039 THEN WHAT THE HELL...? 790 00:33:32,059 --> 00:33:33,220 I LIKE HEARING YOU TALK ABOUT IT. 791 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,029 YOU KNOW SOMETHING... YOU GET ALL PUFFED UP. 792 00:33:36,049 --> 00:33:39,039 YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS. YES. 793 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:41,230 ANYWAY... LOOK, ABOUT THE PICTURE... 794 00:33:42,009 --> 00:33:43,180 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT TONIGHT. 795 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,210 YOU'RE NOT PISSED? I AM, BUT I'M SAYING 796 00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:49,099 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT TONIGHT. 797 00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:50,099 SAM? 798 00:33:50,119 --> 00:33:52,069 YEAH. 799 00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:53,220 I APPRECIATE THAT. THANK YOU. 800 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,220 YEAH. 801 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,039 HEY, MAL. 802 00:33:56,059 --> 00:33:57,119 HEY, C.J. 803 00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:59,160 LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT. 804 00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:02,150 THIS IS FOR TONIGHT'S BRIEFING 805 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,069 IT DOESN'T INCLUDE NOTES FROM JPL. 806 00:34:04,089 --> 00:34:06,109 I GOTTA TALK TO JASON STARK? 807 00:34:06,130 --> 00:34:07,140 YEAH. 808 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,150 AHA! 809 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:14,170 WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 810 00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:16,079 PRECEDENT? PRECEDENT, BABY! 811 00:34:16,099 --> 00:34:17,219 PRECEDENT-- THE MOTHER'S MILK OF 812 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,039 YOU KNOW, MAKING YOUR POINT AND BEING RIGHT. 813 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:22,230 OKAY. THE JEWISH WAR VETERANS LOBBIED TO GET A STAMP 814 00:34:23,010 --> 00:34:25,090 EVEN THOUGH THE CRITERIA PROHIBITS PEOPLE OR GROUPS 815 00:34:25,110 --> 00:34:28,019 WHOSE PRINCIPAL UNDERTAKINGS ARE RELIGIOUS. RIGHT, AND WHAT HAPPENED? 816 00:34:28,039 --> 00:34:30,000 THE JWV ARGUED THAT THEIR PRINCIPAL ACHIEVEMENTS 817 00:34:30,019 --> 00:34:31,119 HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR THEIR COUNTRY 818 00:34:31,139 --> 00:34:34,070 JUST LIKE AQUINO. RIGHT, AND WHAT HAPPENED? 819 00:34:34,090 --> 00:34:35,110 THEY WERE DENIED. 820 00:34:35,130 --> 00:34:36,179 YES. THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. 821 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,070 NO. LOOK... HANG ON! 822 00:34:38,090 --> 00:34:40,030 THE LUNA MOTH HAS ITS OWN STAMP. 823 00:34:40,050 --> 00:34:41,030 WHAT'S A LUNA MOTH? 824 00:34:41,050 --> 00:34:42,139 IT'S A MOTH. YOU DON'T SEE 825 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:44,130 THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF ENTOMOLOGISTS FREAKING OUT. 826 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,059 BUT I'D PAY GOOD MONEY TOO. 827 00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:47,159 HANG ON, HANG ON. DONNA... 828 00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:48,219 AHA! HERE WE GO. 829 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,190 THE FOLLOWING GROUPS HAVE BEEN ISSUED STAMPS: 830 00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:53,079 DISABLED VETERANS OF AMERICA, UNITED CONFEDERATE VETERANS 831 00:34:53,099 --> 00:34:55,190 ( PHONE RINGS ) THE AMERICAN LEGION AND THE BLACK SOLDIERS 832 00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:58,119 WHO SERVED AS BUFFALO SCOUTS. YOU GETTING THAT? 833 00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,230 IN THE 19TH CENTURY THE BLACK SOLDIERS IN THE WEST. 834 00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:03,150 I DIDN'T THINK WE STILL HAD BUFFALO SCOUTS. JOSH LYMAN. 835 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:05,150 THE GUY SHOULD BE ON A STAMP. OKAY. 836 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:07,219 WHAT WAS THAT? THE PRESIDENT'S BACK. 837 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,030 ANY INSPECTION TEAM WILL HAVE TO INCLUDE NEUTRAL REPRESENTATIVES. 838 00:35:11,050 --> 00:35:12,159 WHO DO YOU WANT? THE FINNS. 839 00:35:12,179 --> 00:35:15,150 I'LL TAKE IT TO THE STATE DEPARTMENT BUT THEY WON'T 840 00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:17,070 ACCEPT LIMITS ON THE INSPECTION TEAM. 841 00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:20,059 NO ONE ENTERS OUR COUNTRY WITHOUT OUR APPROVAL. 842 00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:22,130 THEY'LL AGREE TO NOTIFICATION, BUT NOT APPROVAL. 843 00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:25,070 AND I'M GOING TO INSIST ON NOTIFICATION AND APPROVAL. 844 00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:28,110 IN ADDITION, RESULTS FROM THE INSPECTION WILL REMAIN IN THE COUNTRY. 845 00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:30,079 NADIA... LEO, SOIL SAMPLES 846 00:35:30,099 --> 00:35:33,059 CARBON RESIDUE, PHOTOGRAPHS AND PHOTOGRAPHIC NEGATIVES... 847 00:35:33,079 --> 00:35:36,050 LISTEN... ALL THAT MUST REMAIN UNDER RUSSIAN CONTROL. 848 00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:38,010 ( DOOR SLAMS ) 849 00:35:40,099 --> 00:35:44,059 YOUR PARANOIA WAS A LOT SEXIER BACK WHEN YOU GUYS WERE COMMUNISTS, NADIA. 850 00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:46,199 MR. PRESIDENT, HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU. 851 00:35:46,219 --> 00:35:48,139 FROM WHERE DO YOU GET THE NERVE 852 00:35:48,159 --> 00:35:50,110 TO TRY AND DICTATE TERMS ON THIS? 853 00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:51,099 ARE YOU INSANE? 854 00:35:51,119 --> 00:35:53,090 YOUR MISSILE REGIMENT 855 00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:55,150 IS IN A HORRIFYING STATE OF DISREPAIR. 856 00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:58,090 YOUR BEST-TRAINED OPERATORS HAVE LEFT OR DIED. 857 00:35:58,110 --> 00:36:01,070 THE ONES YOU'VE GOT AREN'T PAID MUCH. 858 00:36:01,090 --> 00:36:03,010 THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO TRAIN WITH. 859 00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:05,210 YOUR ICBMS ARE WELL BEYOND THEIR WARRANTY LIFE. 860 00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:09,219 NOT SEVEN WEEKS AGO, YOU MISTOOK A NORWEGIAN WEATHER ROCKET 861 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,019 FOR A SUBMARINE-LAUNCHED TRIDENT MISSILE 862 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,219 'CAUSE THE CROSSTAC INFORMATION NEVER MADE IT 863 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,179 TO THE RUSSIAN C&C SYSTEM. 864 00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:19,210 LEO, AT THE TIME THE SS-19 EXPLODED 865 00:36:19,230 --> 00:36:22,039 IT WAS BEING DRAINED OF ITS LIQUID HYDROGEN 866 00:36:22,059 --> 00:36:25,079 IN AN ATTEMPT BY DESERTING SOLDIERS TO-- WAIT FOR IT-- 867 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,139 STEAL THE WARHEAD? 868 00:36:26,159 --> 00:36:27,219 STEAL THE WARHEAD. 869 00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:32,050 WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL US? 870 00:36:32,070 --> 00:36:34,000 DO YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS THAT...? 871 00:36:34,019 --> 00:36:35,219 MR. PRESIDENT, YOU SHOULDN'T BE CONCERNED 872 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,019 WITH THE WELFARE OF THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE. 873 00:36:38,039 --> 00:36:41,019 WELL, I AM CONCERNED WITH THE WELFARE OF THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE 874 00:36:41,039 --> 00:36:42,099 WHICH I'M NOT PAID FOR. 875 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:44,230 YOU GUYS FALL ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH AND I'VE GOT 876 00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:46,219 A WHOLE HEMISPHERE HIDING UNDER THE BED. 877 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,199 HOW DO YOU NOT TELL US? HOW DO YOU NOT ASK FOR HELP? 878 00:36:50,219 --> 00:36:52,110 WE'LL NOT NEED HELP FINDING 879 00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:54,150 THE LEADERS OF THE BLACK MARKET NETWORK THAT... 880 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,190 YEAH, THANKS. 881 00:36:55,210 --> 00:36:57,150 WE'RE SENDING IN NATO INSPECTORS. 882 00:36:57,170 --> 00:37:00,070 THE TERMS ARE LEO AND I WERE DISCUSSING THE TERMS. 883 00:37:00,090 --> 00:37:01,230 WE'RE SENDING IN NATO INSPECTORS 884 00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:03,190 OR HE WALKS TO THE PRESS ROOM. 885 00:37:03,210 --> 00:37:06,210 GET YOUR FOREIGN MINISTER ON THE PHONE. 886 00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:13,170 I REALLY DON'T KNOW FROM WHERE YOU GUYS GET THE NERVE. 887 00:37:16,019 --> 00:37:21,230 FROM A LONG, HARD WINTER, MR. PRESIDENT. 888 00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:34,159 ( murmuring in background ) 889 00:37:34,179 --> 00:37:37,159 THIS IS STILL MY OFFICE, RIGHT? 890 00:37:37,179 --> 00:37:39,059 WE HAVE PRESS THINGS TO DISCUSS. 891 00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:41,219 NOTHING NEW FROM NASA? THEY'RE TESTING THE IDEA 892 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,079 THAT IT MAY HAVE TURNED INTO A "SAFE MODE." 893 00:37:44,099 --> 00:37:46,000 IF IT SENSED TROUBLE, IT'S PROGRAMMED 894 00:37:46,019 --> 00:37:47,219 TO TURN ITS SYSTEMS OFF AVOIDING DAMAGE 895 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,159 AND WAIT FOR INSTRUCTIONS FROM EARTH. 896 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:51,019 EARTH'S GIVING IT INSTRUCTIONS. 897 00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:52,130 IT'S NOT RESPONDING. 898 00:37:52,150 --> 00:37:54,030 LIKE MY KIDS. ALL RIGHT. 899 00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:56,059 SO THAT LEAVES US WITH THE TELEVISED CLASSROOM 900 00:37:56,079 --> 00:37:58,110 THE GREEN BEANS, THE STAMP. ...THE STAMP 901 00:37:58,130 --> 00:38:01,159 AND DEPENDING ON WHO THOSE PEOPLE WERE THAT WERE STANDING NEAR ME 902 00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:06,110 THE POSSIBILITY OF A STORY ABOUT ME BEING GOOD IN BED. GOOD IN BED? 903 00:38:06,130 --> 00:38:07,190 YES. WHY? 904 00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:09,210 BECAUSE I AM. 905 00:38:09,230 --> 00:38:11,159 OKAY. 906 00:38:11,179 --> 00:38:12,190 GREEN BEANS. 907 00:38:12,210 --> 00:38:15,110 LET'S DO A PHOTO-OP WITH THE PRESIDENT... 908 00:38:15,130 --> 00:38:16,159 EATING GREEN BEANS. 909 00:38:16,179 --> 00:38:18,010 WE CAN DROP IN A QUOTE 910 00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:22,030 HE'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW GREEN BEAN RECIPES. 911 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,139 Josh: NEXT TIME IN CALIFORNIA WE'LL POP IN AT OREGON 912 00:38:24,159 --> 00:38:27,130 TO MAKE SURE NOTHING BURNED. YEAH, OKAY. WHAT ABOUT THE STAMP? 913 00:38:27,150 --> 00:38:30,010 HERE'S THE THING: THE CITIZEN'S STAMP ADVISORY COMMITTEE... 914 00:38:30,030 --> 00:38:31,190 THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T LIKE GREEN BEANS. 915 00:38:31,210 --> 00:38:33,119 WHAT? 916 00:38:33,139 --> 00:38:36,050 I'M SORRY, SIR. NOTHING. 917 00:38:36,070 --> 00:38:37,170 THE CITIZEN'S STAMP ADVISORY COMMITTEE... 918 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:38,219 C.J.: NO, I'M SORRY. 919 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,019 I SAID YOU DON'T LIKE GREEN BEANS, SIR. 920 00:38:42,039 --> 00:38:43,219 Toby: C.J.... HE DOESN'T ENJOY THEM. 921 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,099 HE DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE BAD 922 00:38:45,119 --> 00:38:47,119 OR THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM ARE EVIL. 923 00:38:47,139 --> 00:38:49,110 THEY'RE NOT HIS CUP OF TEA. 924 00:38:49,130 --> 00:38:53,079 WHY DON'T WE THINK THE ADULTS OF OREGON WILL BE OKAY WITH THAT? 925 00:38:53,099 --> 00:38:55,210 AND JOSH, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE, ADULT AMERICANS 926 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,030 WHY THINK THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT WE CAN HONOR A MAN'S CONTRIBUTION 927 00:38:59,050 --> 00:39:01,059 WITHOUT SUBSCRIBING TO HIS POLITICS? 928 00:39:01,079 --> 00:39:03,030 THEY CAN UNDERSTAND A LOT OF THINGS. 929 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,059 PEOPLE STOPPED TRUSTING GOVERNMENT DURING VIETNAM 930 00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:07,179 AND IT WAS BECAUSE GOVERNMENT STOPPED TRUSTING THEM. 931 00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:09,130 IT'S A CAUTIONARY TALE, JOSH. 932 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,210 OKAY, I-I WAS GOING TO SAY 933 00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:16,159 I THINK WE SHOULD PUT HIM ON THE STAMP. 934 00:39:18,210 --> 00:39:20,199 OH. OKAY, GOOD. 935 00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:22,099 YEAH. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GO AWAY. 936 00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:24,039 WE'LL CALL BACK WITH A NASA UPDATE. 937 00:39:24,059 --> 00:39:25,210 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 938 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,230 THANK YOU, SIR. 939 00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:29,099 WHAT? NOTHING, I JUST HAD... 940 00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:30,179 C.J.? 941 00:39:32,230 --> 00:39:36,139 DID YOU HEAR THE END OF THE CONCERT? I DIDN'T, SIR. HOW WAS IT? 942 00:39:36,159 --> 00:39:39,099 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, LET'S NOT KID OURSELVES. 943 00:39:39,119 --> 00:39:41,110 THE REYKJAVIK SYMPHONY CAN PLAY. 944 00:39:41,130 --> 00:39:43,199 THESE GUYS HAVE SOME SERIOUS GAME. 945 00:39:43,219 --> 00:39:45,059 IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE 946 00:39:45,079 --> 00:39:48,039 THEIR TALENTS WERE TRAGICALLY MISAPPLIED 947 00:39:48,059 --> 00:39:51,230 TO AN ATONAL NIGHTMARE OF PRETENSION 948 00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:54,000 BUT AFTER INTERMISSION... 949 00:39:57,059 --> 00:39:58,099 AFTER INTERMISSION? 950 00:40:01,010 --> 00:40:04,119 ( EXHALING ) 951 00:40:04,139 --> 00:40:07,030 THEY PLAYED A PIECE BY A NEW COMPOSER. 952 00:40:07,050 --> 00:40:09,030 AT FIRST I WASN'T HEARING-- 953 00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:10,199 I HAD 19 THINGS ON MY MIND-- 954 00:40:10,219 --> 00:40:14,190 BUT THEN I DID, AND C.J., IT WAS MAGNIFICENT. 955 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:16,059 IT WAS GENIUS. 956 00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:18,159 HE BUILT THESE THEMES, AND AT THE BEGINNING 957 00:40:18,179 --> 00:40:20,139 IT WAS JUST AN INTELLECTUAL EXERCISE 958 00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:22,010 WHICH IS FUN ENOUGH, I GUESS 959 00:40:22,030 --> 00:40:25,159 BUT THEN IN THE FOURTH MOVEMENT, HE JUST LET IT GO. 960 00:40:25,179 --> 00:40:31,090 I REALLY DIDN'T THINK I COULD BE SURPRISED BY MUSIC ANYMORE. 961 00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:33,000 I-I THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THE TIMES 962 00:40:33,019 --> 00:40:38,039 THIS GUY MUST'VE HEARD THAT HIS MUSIC WAS NO GOOD. 963 00:40:38,059 --> 00:40:40,139 I'VE GOT TO WRITE THIS GUY A LETTER. 964 00:40:45,170 --> 00:40:48,099 MR. PRESIDENT, ABOUT THAT TELEVISED CLASSROOM TOMORROW... 965 00:40:48,119 --> 00:40:52,039 I'M GOING TO WAIT UP FOR A WHILE AND SEE IF WE HEAR ANYTHING. 966 00:40:52,059 --> 00:40:55,039 IT'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 967 00:40:55,059 --> 00:40:57,230 IT'S SO CLOSE. 968 00:40:58,010 --> 00:41:01,090 I THINK YOU SHOULD DO THE CLASSROOM EITHER WAY. 969 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:04,019 YEAH? WE HAVE AT OUR DISPOSAL 970 00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:06,050 A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE OF SCHOOL CHILDREN. 971 00:41:06,070 --> 00:41:08,050 SOME OF THEM DON'T GO TO THE BLACKBOARD 972 00:41:08,070 --> 00:41:12,000 OR RAISE THEIR HAND 'CAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO BE WRONG. 973 00:41:12,019 --> 00:41:14,010 I THINK YOU SHOULD SAY TO THESE KIDS 974 00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:15,230 "YOU THINK YOU GET IT WRONG SOMETIMES 975 00:41:16,010 --> 00:41:19,150 "YOU SHOULD COME DOWN HERE AND SEE HOW THE BIG BOYS DO IT." 976 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:22,050 YOU SHOULD TELL THEM YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP HOPE 977 00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:24,179 AND THAT IT MAY TURN UP, BUT IN THE MEANTIME 978 00:41:24,199 --> 00:41:27,059 YOU WANT NASA TO GET ITS BEST PEOPLE 979 00:41:27,079 --> 00:41:30,050 AND START BUILDING GALILEO 6. 980 00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:33,010 SOME OF THEM WILL LAUGH AND MOST OF THEM WON'T CARE 981 00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:35,039 BUT FOR SOME, THEY MIGHT HONESTLY SEE 982 00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:37,019 THAT IT'S ABOUT GOING TO THE BLACKBOARD 983 00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:39,030 AND RAISING YOUR HAND. 984 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,079 AND THAT'S THE BROADER THEME. 985 00:41:45,099 --> 00:41:46,170 I'LL SAY. 986 00:41:51,219 --> 00:41:54,130 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE, MR. PRESIDENT. 987 00:41:58,110 --> 00:41:59,159 C.J.... 988 00:41:59,179 --> 00:42:02,059 YES, SIR. 989 00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:04,050 YOU SAID IT RIGHT THAT TIME. 990 00:42:06,059 --> 00:42:07,230 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE. 991 00:42:21,219 --> 00:42:23,050 TALK TO US. 992 00:42:36,010 --> 00:42:38,050 ( theme music ) 993 00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:55,170 ( music continues )