1 00:00:06,370 --> 00:00:10,285 -Previously on The West Wing: - One or two demands. No problem. 2 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,540 - I also need unfettered access to you. - No. 3 00:00:12,753 --> 00:00:14,580 - Respectfully... - It's a deal breaker. 4 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:17,549 You didn't keep records, you violated medical practices. 5 00:00:17,758 --> 00:00:21,460 And in going after me, they can paint the president. 6 00:00:21,638 --> 00:00:23,714 - Can I offer Buckland...? - No. 7 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,171 He's gonna mouth off. 8 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:27,931 Put it out he tried to blackmail the president. 9 00:00:28,145 --> 00:00:30,815 - Everyone will know the leak was us. - You're pissed at me? 10 00:00:31,024 --> 00:00:33,017 I don't believe it. I don't believe you. 11 00:00:33,193 --> 00:00:34,937 - Abbey... - Go to hell. 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 13 00:00:43,163 --> 00:00:47,493 - I'm not wild about Camp David. - Yes, sir. 14 00:00:47,668 --> 00:00:50,835 I'm not the only one either. Bess Truman didn't like it. 15 00:00:51,005 --> 00:00:54,790 I read that somewhere. She thought it was dull. 16 00:00:55,677 --> 00:00:59,047 But there I go. Thanksgiving at Camp David. 17 00:00:59,223 --> 00:01:01,382 Yeah. 18 00:01:01,559 --> 00:01:04,810 It's not a place you'd go at Thanksgiving, not when you have a farm. 19 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,223 - Isn't Camp David a farm? - No. 20 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:11,892 - What makes you think it's a farm? - I don't know. It's outside. 21 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:14,527 Farms have things you can grow and animals. 22 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,826 - Right. - I want you to learn more about farms. 23 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,822 - There's more? - Yeah. 24 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:22,827 - Okay. - It doesn't matter. 25 00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:27,960 Thanksgiving's where your family is, and this year my family's at Camp David. 26 00:01:28,132 --> 00:01:31,750 Why? I do not know. 27 00:01:33,763 --> 00:01:37,927 Abbey didn't wanna schlep to New Hampshire. 28 00:01:38,102 --> 00:01:40,011 Schlepping in a 747... 29 00:01:40,438 --> 00:01:43,190 ...it's not like we were gonna have to carry our own bags. 30 00:01:43,358 --> 00:01:45,931 But I do not argue. 31 00:01:46,987 --> 00:01:51,531 - Were we talking about something? - I don't know. When I came in here... 32 00:01:51,701 --> 00:01:53,859 ...back in the '50s there was a purpose to it. 33 00:01:54,037 --> 00:01:56,742 But then one thing led to another, and I blacked out. 34 00:01:56,915 --> 00:01:59,453 I can hang with the best, but during the discussion... 35 00:01:59,627 --> 00:02:01,703 ...of anise, coriander and the 15 spices... 36 00:02:01,879 --> 00:02:05,580 ...you like to use to baste a turkey, I simply lost consciousness. 37 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:12,263 You know that line you're not supposed to cross with the president? 38 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,806 - I'm coming up on it? - No, no, look behind you. 39 00:02:16,021 --> 00:02:17,183 Yes, sir. 40 00:02:17,355 --> 00:02:19,894 - Would you like to leave? - With your permission, sir. 41 00:02:20,109 --> 00:02:23,692 - Damn right with my permission. - Yes, sir. 42 00:02:23,863 --> 00:02:28,276 It's the brine that keeps the meat soft. Soak it overnight in water, salt, sugar... 43 00:02:28,493 --> 00:02:31,163 - Seventeen kinds of... - Seventeen spices, including? 44 00:02:31,789 --> 00:02:33,746 - Anise and coriander. - Now you can go. 45 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:35,452 Thank you, Mr. President. 46 00:02:36,461 --> 00:02:38,917 - How you doing? - I'm done, baby. 47 00:02:39,089 --> 00:02:41,841 - Yeah? - I set up the meeting with The Post. 48 00:02:42,009 --> 00:02:44,500 I did a briefing on the wheat-gluten import quota... 49 00:02:44,679 --> 00:02:46,968 ...we pardoned the turkey, I went to my dentist. 50 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:50,094 So there are these two Indians in the lobby. 51 00:02:50,269 --> 00:02:52,178 Yeah? 52 00:02:52,354 --> 00:02:57,562 No, that's not the beginning of a joke. There are these two Indians in the lobby. 53 00:02:57,736 --> 00:02:59,942 - Yeah? - They had a meeting with Jacob Cutler... 54 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,071 ...at Intergovernmental Affairs. 55 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:05,028 Cutler had to cancel so he could see Northwestern... 56 00:03:05,203 --> 00:03:08,619 ...governors to discuss porous borders between the U.S. and Canada. 57 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:14,082 The governors of Washington, Idaho, North Dakota, Montana and Alaska. 58 00:03:14,255 --> 00:03:15,630 - Yeah? - Yeah. 59 00:03:15,798 --> 00:03:19,215 The Indians say they're not leaving until they get satisfaction. 60 00:03:19,719 --> 00:03:23,385 - How is this my problem? - There's two Indians sitting in the lobby. 61 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:25,925 They're not leaving, there's press everywhere... 62 00:03:26,102 --> 00:03:28,593 ...I just made it your problem. 63 00:03:30,649 --> 00:03:34,979 Indians on the day before Thanksgiving. Wow. Ironic. 64 00:03:35,738 --> 00:03:37,067 Yeah. 65 00:03:41,286 --> 00:03:45,498 Henry, I got it, thanks. Good morning, I'm C.J. Cregg. 66 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:49,617 I'm Maggie Morningstar-Charles, and this is our tribal counsel, Jack Lone Feather. 67 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:53,581 I'm sorry about your meeting. Mr. Cutler had to meet with some governors. 68 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,176 Yes. 69 00:03:55,344 --> 00:03:59,212 - It'll be no problem to reschedule. - Oh, we can wait. 70 00:03:59,557 --> 00:04:02,428 Would you like to step into my office and reschedule it now? 71 00:04:02,936 --> 00:04:05,095 - We're fine here. - I'm sorry? 72 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:08,019 She said,"We're fine here." 73 00:04:08,192 --> 00:04:11,609 - Actually, you're not fine here. - Then you can forcibly remove us. 74 00:04:12,531 --> 00:04:16,909 Correspondents from The Times, Reuters, CNN and The Miami Herald are here. 75 00:04:17,286 --> 00:04:19,860 And The Washington Post is on speed dial. 76 00:04:20,749 --> 00:04:23,370 This has to do with us screwing you out of your land. 77 00:04:23,835 --> 00:04:25,793 Yes. 78 00:04:25,963 --> 00:04:27,790 See, I was done. 79 00:05:15,586 --> 00:05:18,504 I was just coming to see you. Did you hear about the Indians? 80 00:05:18,673 --> 00:05:21,378 One of them wants to become a rabbi? 81 00:05:21,551 --> 00:05:24,553 It's not a joke, they're really... Never mind. 82 00:05:24,722 --> 00:05:28,767 Last week, a 13-year-old kid in Georgia shot his teacher in the back of the head. 83 00:05:28,935 --> 00:05:31,142 I read about that. They can't find the kid. 84 00:05:31,313 --> 00:05:33,436 Interpol made the arrest last night in Rome. 85 00:05:33,607 --> 00:05:36,976 - In Italy? - His parents... Yeah, Rome in Italy. 86 00:05:37,153 --> 00:05:39,525 His parents sent him there as soon as it happened. 87 00:05:39,697 --> 00:05:41,489 The parents are in custody. 88 00:05:41,658 --> 00:05:44,494 The governor wants him back, and Italy won't extradite... 89 00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:46,987 ...to a country that has the death penalty. 90 00:05:47,164 --> 00:05:49,074 The governor wants Justice to help. 91 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:52,501 Why isn't this conversation taking place in the DeKalb DA's office? 92 00:05:52,671 --> 00:05:55,921 - It's taken on an international flavor. - Much like myself. 93 00:05:56,091 --> 00:05:58,797 - Yeah. You'll talk to some people? - We'll see. 94 00:05:59,303 --> 00:06:02,554 - And you'll stop doing that soon? - Yeah. 95 00:06:18,659 --> 00:06:20,202 - Sam? - Yeah. 96 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:22,861 Are you guarding my office? 97 00:06:23,039 --> 00:06:25,709 - That's funny. - Thank you. 98 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:30,163 Yeah? 99 00:06:31,132 --> 00:06:35,344 Monday, the OMB is putting out a new formula for calculating the poverty level. 100 00:06:35,888 --> 00:06:39,008 Does it need presidential approval before it goes to Congress? 101 00:06:39,183 --> 00:06:40,512 - Yeah. - What's the problem? 102 00:06:40,685 --> 00:06:44,600 It's a good news-bad news thing. Under the new formula, poverty's up 2 percent. 103 00:06:44,773 --> 00:06:50,563 It was anyone under 17,524 before, now it's 20,000. 104 00:06:50,738 --> 00:06:53,443 - What does that shake out to? - 4 million new poor people. 105 00:06:53,658 --> 00:06:56,280 - Four million? - Yeah. Obviously, that's the bad news. 106 00:06:56,495 --> 00:06:58,404 - Yeah. - Good news is that more people... 107 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:02,116 ...will be eligible for benefits. - And taxpayers are nuts about that. 108 00:07:02,293 --> 00:07:06,208 Back to the bad news, 4 million people became poor on the president's watch? 109 00:07:06,423 --> 00:07:08,712 They didn't become poor, they were poor already. 110 00:07:08,884 --> 00:07:12,882 - And now we're calling them poor. - What's wrong with the old formula? 111 00:07:13,056 --> 00:07:14,883 - I don't know. - Find out. 112 00:07:15,058 --> 00:07:18,973 It's possible that this is a statistical reality and not a political fight. 113 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:22,972 Find out what was wrong with the statistical reality of the old formula. 114 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:24,521 - Yeah. - Do it today. 115 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,102 - Yeah. - It's like the thing with the SAT scores... 116 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,772 ...and I got dumber 20 years after I went to college. 117 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,530 - It's a little like that. - Talk to somebody. 118 00:07:32,745 --> 00:07:34,405 Yeah. 119 00:07:34,581 --> 00:07:36,538 - The Treaty of 1856... - Yes, listen... 120 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:41,287 - We were moved to Wisconsin. - This isn't a good place. This is a lobby. 121 00:07:41,464 --> 00:07:42,958 - I know what this is. - Yes. 122 00:07:43,132 --> 00:07:45,421 I have a degree from the University of Michigan. 123 00:07:45,593 --> 00:07:48,345 - Look... - Miss Cregg, if we give up this ground... 124 00:07:48,513 --> 00:07:51,384 ...we lose our one bullet in our gun. 125 00:07:51,559 --> 00:07:54,762 We need to be in view of the press. 126 00:07:55,313 --> 00:07:57,721 What tribe are you from? 127 00:07:57,899 --> 00:08:00,058 We're Stockbridge-Munsee Indians. 128 00:08:00,235 --> 00:08:03,521 Like Maggie was saying, when we were moved to Wisconsin... 129 00:08:03,739 --> 00:08:05,898 ...we signed the Treaty of 1856. 130 00:08:06,075 --> 00:08:10,074 In return, the government was supposed to protect our reservations... 131 00:08:10,247 --> 00:08:14,376 ...provide education and health care, and we would still be a sovereign nation. 132 00:08:14,544 --> 00:08:18,542 - But then the Dawes Act came. - You were forced to sell the land? 133 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:23,129 We went from 46,000 acres of tribal land to 11,000. 134 00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:26,258 The Dawes Act was also supposed to civilize us. 135 00:08:26,432 --> 00:08:30,182 Henry Dawes said to be civilized, you must cultivate the land... 136 00:08:30,354 --> 00:08:34,055 ...wear civilized clothes, drive Studebaker wagons and drink whiskey. 137 00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:38,647 The drinking part was particularly constructive advice. 138 00:08:40,866 --> 00:08:43,155 Now, before we go any further... 139 00:08:43,327 --> 00:08:47,657 ...I should tell you there's absolutely nothing I can do for you. 140 00:08:47,832 --> 00:08:50,288 - Imagine our shock. - Yes. 141 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:54,755 In two generations, we'll be wiped out. 142 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:03,926 - Did you get me a flight? - Yes. 143 00:09:04,101 --> 00:09:06,474 - One that gets me there for dinner? - Yes. 144 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:10,858 - I don't change planes in Atlanta? - No, you do have to change planes. 145 00:09:11,026 --> 00:09:13,102 - I told you... - You have to. Deal with it. 146 00:09:13,278 --> 00:09:16,149 - There must be something. - There's a 6: 10 to Orlando. 147 00:09:16,324 --> 00:09:18,530 It gets in at 9: 15. That's too late for dinner. 148 00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:22,285 You could get a C-141 leaving Andrews, but there's a problem with that too. 149 00:09:22,456 --> 00:09:26,039 - A congressional investigation? - All right, two problems. 150 00:09:26,252 --> 00:09:29,087 - Find me something. - Why is this being done last-minute? 151 00:09:29,255 --> 00:09:32,625 And remember to scold me a couple of times before I go. 152 00:09:32,801 --> 00:09:34,924 Did you just decide you were going home? 153 00:09:35,095 --> 00:09:37,172 - I thought I was going to Connecticut. - Why? 154 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:39,133 Because that's where the house is. 155 00:09:39,309 --> 00:09:42,014 - Your mom sold the house months ago. - I made a mistake. 156 00:09:42,229 --> 00:09:44,898 - Forgot where your mother lives? - I'm from Connecticut. 157 00:09:45,065 --> 00:09:48,399 And like a swallow to Capistrano, I have to... 158 00:09:48,569 --> 00:09:51,571 Just find me a flight, would you? And call Russell Angler... 159 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:55,192 ...and tell him I need to see him about the kid in Georgia. 160 00:09:55,369 --> 00:09:57,777 I'm telling your mother you forgot where she lives. 161 00:09:57,955 --> 00:10:00,529 You're the girl I made fun of in school, know that? 162 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:02,203 Yes, I do. 163 00:10:02,377 --> 00:10:04,251 Donna, can I go in? 164 00:10:04,421 --> 00:10:07,257 You don't know of any secret flights to Palm Beach, do you? 165 00:10:07,424 --> 00:10:11,008 - Yeah, but you change planes in Atlanta. - Okay. 166 00:10:13,807 --> 00:10:16,761 - Did you hear about this kid? - The one who shot his teacher? 167 00:10:16,936 --> 00:10:20,804 His parents, who are in custody, FedEx'd him to Rome, which is in Italy. 168 00:10:20,982 --> 00:10:24,648 - Are you kidding me? - No, it's really in Italy. 169 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:27,987 - But that's not the best part. - Italy won't extradite him. 170 00:10:28,157 --> 00:10:32,286 - Italy won't extradite him. - Because of the death penalty in Georgia? 171 00:10:32,453 --> 00:10:34,363 They've come a long way since Mussolini. 172 00:10:34,539 --> 00:10:36,781 - You should mention that. - I will. 173 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:40,245 So it turns out we've got 4 million new poor people. 174 00:10:40,463 --> 00:10:43,133 - Since when? - Well, yesterday, actually. 175 00:10:43,341 --> 00:10:45,548 - The OMB's recommending a new model. - Yes. 176 00:10:45,719 --> 00:10:48,506 I'm not an expert, but wouldn't we have a better chance... 177 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:52,465 ...at getting re-elected if we could say there are 4 million fewer poor people? 178 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:55,355 - Wait. I am an expert. - We have a better chance... 179 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:59,188 ...at getting re-elected if there were 4 million fewer poor people... 180 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:03,061 ...but I'll talk to Bernice Collette. - Try to get her not to recommend it? 181 00:11:03,281 --> 00:11:05,404 Well, to hold off for a while anyway. 182 00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:07,699 - You know Bernice? - That's why I came to you. 183 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:12,579 - She's a little tough to warm up. - I'll warm her up. 184 00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:14,875 Yeah? 185 00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:18,580 Jokes, nicknames, that sort of thing. 186 00:11:18,757 --> 00:11:20,964 It sounds like you got a pretty good plan. 187 00:11:21,135 --> 00:11:23,805 - Anything I need to know? - Don't go through the lobby. 188 00:11:23,972 --> 00:11:26,973 - Why? - Indians in the lobby. 189 00:11:27,684 --> 00:11:31,813 - Is that code? - No, there are Indians in the lobby. 190 00:11:32,607 --> 00:11:34,600 Okay. 191 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:42,441 Bess Truman didn't like Camp David. She thought it was dull. Doesn't matter. 192 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,620 As long as you've got an oven that'll go to 320 degrees. 193 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:50,167 You take your turkey, which has been soaking in water, salt, coriander... 194 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,630 Excuse me. Toby would like to see you. Shall I send him in? 195 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,299 Yes. 196 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:59,677 - That's obviously a question for you, sir. - She was asking me. 197 00:12:00,055 --> 00:12:02,262 - I'll step out. - Yeah. 198 00:12:05,853 --> 00:12:08,641 - Good morning, sir. - Hey. 199 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,651 Before anything else, I was hoping I could impose on you... 200 00:12:11,819 --> 00:12:14,856 ...for as much information as you can spare about a turkey. 201 00:12:15,072 --> 00:12:18,074 - This a preemptive psychological thing? - Yeah. 202 00:12:18,285 --> 00:12:20,491 That's not going to work. 203 00:12:20,662 --> 00:12:24,613 Yeah. You're gonna see on next week's message calendar... 204 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,959 ...there's a notation about a new federal initiative to provide... 205 00:12:28,129 --> 00:12:30,621 ...Iow-cost cell phones to neighborhood-watch groups. 206 00:12:30,799 --> 00:12:35,129 I saw the message calendar. I'm having difficulty navigating the color-coding. 207 00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:37,974 The colors are areas. Blue's education, green's economy. 208 00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:40,679 It's a quick way to know if we're getting enough hits. 209 00:12:40,852 --> 00:12:43,522 There should be a color for things I don't care about. 210 00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:46,139 - Like what? - Providing low-cost phone service... 211 00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:48,855 ...to neighborhood-watch groups. - It's important. 212 00:12:49,070 --> 00:12:51,028 - Really? - Spot a crime, go to a payphone? 213 00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:55,238 There's nothing wrong, it's just small. I could fund this out of my pocket. 214 00:12:55,411 --> 00:12:58,496 - It's $ 10 million. - Leo could fund it out of his pocket. 215 00:12:58,665 --> 00:13:01,750 Shouldn't this be local government, like the YMCA or something? 216 00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:05,253 We have an idea, which is popular, which is that in addition... 217 00:13:05,423 --> 00:13:07,914 ...to passing large and abstract legislation... 218 00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:11,095 - Passed minute but easy to understand. - Yes. 219 00:13:11,304 --> 00:13:12,882 - How popular? - Eighty-two percent. 220 00:13:13,098 --> 00:13:15,340 - Get out of here. - Hand to God. 221 00:13:16,352 --> 00:13:19,139 Bring me that polling data. 222 00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:22,563 What kind of stuffing are we talking about? 223 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:26,483 Corn bread, oysters, water chestnuts and andouille sausage. 224 00:13:26,697 --> 00:13:29,236 - Gonna cook on the inside or separate? - Inside. 225 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:30,993 - Make sure it cooks. - It'll cook. 226 00:13:31,161 --> 00:13:33,450 - If it doesn't, people will get sick. - It'll cook. 227 00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:36,914 - They'll be very, very sick. - I've got it covered. Anything else? 228 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,917 - You know the new OMB definitions? - I know they're out. What's it look like? 229 00:13:41,131 --> 00:13:43,207 Depends. You want more poor people or fewer? 230 00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:46,385 - Fewer poor people. - You got it. Thank you, Mr. President. 231 00:13:52,678 --> 00:13:54,802 Caraway seeds, thyme, corn bread... 232 00:13:54,973 --> 00:13:57,808 ...oysters, water chestnuts and andouille sausage. 233 00:13:57,976 --> 00:13:59,684 - It sounds good. - Yeah. 234 00:13:59,895 --> 00:14:03,810 Toby indicated that you had to be careful if you cooked it inside the turkey... 235 00:14:03,983 --> 00:14:07,269 ...because in some cases, it doesn't cook and people get sick. 236 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,988 - Yeah. - You know about this? 237 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:12,448 - I've heard about it. - I thought Toby might be playing. 238 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:14,487 - Maybe he is. - But you've heard of it. 239 00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:17,374 - Maybe I am too. - No, you don't have that kind of wit. 240 00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:19,871 - Yeah. - I need to talk to an expert. 241 00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:22,078 Talk to Rene. Margaret! 242 00:14:22,254 --> 00:14:24,212 - I can't ask Rene. - Yes. 243 00:14:24,382 --> 00:14:26,838 The president needs to speak with the head chef. 244 00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:30,255 No, no, I can't. Thanks, Margaret. 245 00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:33,423 - I can't ask Rene right now. - Why not? 246 00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:37,267 Frankly, I thought he did something stupid and inconsiderate last week... 247 00:14:37,439 --> 00:14:39,847 ...but it turns out I was just in a bad mood. 248 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:42,558 You gave Rene a firm talking-to. 249 00:14:42,778 --> 00:14:46,397 Yes, and while he didn't deserve it, he will some day soon. 250 00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:47,855 - Excuse me. - Come on in. 251 00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:50,360 They dropped off the polling data you asked for. 252 00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:53,748 - 82% are in favor of fixing potholes? - Yeah. 253 00:14:53,916 --> 00:14:56,039 - I'm gonna look at this. - Okay. 254 00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,128 If they want nickel-and-dime stuff, I'll tell you one thing we can do. 255 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:00,958 - What's that? - This time of year... 256 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,968 ...there should be a hot line you can call about turkeys. 257 00:15:04,178 --> 00:15:06,883 A special number where the phones are staffed by experts. 258 00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:08,467 There is. 259 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,681 - What do you mean? - Butterball Hot Line. 260 00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:15,221 - Butterball has a hot line? - Yeah. 261 00:15:15,441 --> 00:15:17,600 It's an 800 number staffed by experts. 262 00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:19,361 - Are you kidding me? - No. 263 00:15:19,571 --> 00:15:23,901 God, I'm sorry. I love my country. Charlie, get me the Butterball Hot Line. 264 00:15:24,076 --> 00:15:26,116 Yes, sir. 265 00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,622 Hang on. 266 00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:32,543 - I don't think this is the right one. - The right poll? 267 00:15:32,711 --> 00:15:36,163 Yeah, this is something different. Hang on a second. 268 00:15:36,924 --> 00:15:39,048 This is... 269 00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:42,550 Son of a bitch. 270 00:15:45,768 --> 00:15:48,473 Find Bruno Gianelli. Tell him I wanna see him right away. 271 00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:50,390 Yes, sir. 272 00:15:52,943 --> 00:15:54,735 Hey, Sam. 273 00:15:54,903 --> 00:15:57,395 - Sam, Bernice Collette. - Thanks. 274 00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:59,483 - Hey, Sam. - How you doing, Bernie? 275 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,577 - I'm not wild about"Bernie." - Sure, what should I call you? 276 00:16:02,746 --> 00:16:05,783 - Bernice is fine. - But how will you know I'm your buddy? 277 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:09,209 I'm okay living in the dark on that. 278 00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:13,080 Okay. Can you tell me how the current standard was reached? 279 00:16:13,258 --> 00:16:14,717 - The new one? - The current one. 280 00:16:14,885 --> 00:16:17,803 - The new one hasn't been signed off on. - We have to sign off. 281 00:16:17,972 --> 00:16:19,466 - Why? - It's much more accurate. 282 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,764 How was the old one reached? The current one. 283 00:16:21,935 --> 00:16:26,099 In 1963, an Eastern European immigrant named Molly Orshansky... 284 00:16:26,273 --> 00:16:29,440 ...who was working over in Social Security, came up with it. 285 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:32,528 Food was the most costly living expense where she came from. 286 00:16:32,697 --> 00:16:34,737 Our cost-of-living formula for 40 years... 287 00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:37,447 ...was based on life in Poland during the Cold War? 288 00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:39,156 This is what I'm talking about. 289 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,868 Food doesn't account for a third of a family's budget. 290 00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:43,619 Housing is more expensive. 291 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:48,754 The model also doesn't take into account transportation and health insurance. 292 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,133 So call the current model the old model and sign the new model. 293 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,843 All right, sit down. 294 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,595 The kid's being held at San Vitale in Rome. 295 00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:02,016 - You ever seen anything like this before? - He's a minor. This is uncharted territory. 296 00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:04,017 - I gotta tell you something. - What? 297 00:17:04,192 --> 00:17:07,028 Unless the eligibility papers meet the treaty obligations... 298 00:17:07,196 --> 00:17:09,604 ...they're gonna release him. - Into whose custody? 299 00:17:09,782 --> 00:17:11,656 - They're just gonna release him. - Russ... 300 00:17:11,826 --> 00:17:14,827 It's a provisional arrest. We don't have the paperwork right... 301 00:17:14,996 --> 00:17:18,911 ...the foreign minister's gonna review it and decline extradition. No grounds. 302 00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:22,169 - I don't... - He didn't break any Italian laws. 303 00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:24,497 Are they gonna give him a Eurail Pass? 304 00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:28,008 Governor's gotta guarantee that he's not gonna seek the death penalty. 305 00:17:28,178 --> 00:17:30,717 It isn't up to the governor. It's up to the DeKalb DA. 306 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:35,137 - Second of all, this is Georgia. - Then we're not getting the kid back. 307 00:17:35,312 --> 00:17:38,728 "Extradition shall be refused unless the requesting party provides... 308 00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:42,019 ...such assurances as the requested party considers sufficient... 309 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,900 ...that the death penalty shall not be imposed." 310 00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:47,113 I didn't write the extradition treaty. 311 00:17:47,284 --> 00:17:49,822 This kid shoots his teacher and gets life in Venice... 312 00:17:49,995 --> 00:17:53,162 ...we'll look like idiots. I gotta put this out before the papers. 313 00:17:53,332 --> 00:17:55,622 - Yeah. - What do I do now? 314 00:17:55,794 --> 00:17:58,712 I'd talk to the chargé d'affaires at the Italian Embassy. 315 00:17:58,881 --> 00:18:00,790 I wanna do it today. 316 00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:02,509 - I'll set it up. - Thank you. 317 00:18:02,677 --> 00:18:06,046 We got swampland or soil too rocky to farm... 318 00:18:06,222 --> 00:18:08,761 ...so we had to foreclose or sell at 3 cents an acre. 319 00:18:08,976 --> 00:18:11,432 In 1934, the Indian Reorganization Act... 320 00:18:11,604 --> 00:18:14,771 ...allowed us to buy back the land, bad and good, bit by bit. 321 00:18:14,983 --> 00:18:17,189 Why would you want to buy the bad land too? 322 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,733 Because the IR Act said if we put it in a trust... 323 00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:22,361 ...like a national park, it'd never be taken away. 324 00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:27,741 - So, what you need is what? - An answer on our CFR 151 application. 325 00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:30,240 That's handled by the Department of the Interior. 326 00:18:30,459 --> 00:18:31,490 - It is. - And? 327 00:18:31,669 --> 00:18:34,374 - We're still waiting. - These things take a bit of time. 328 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,339 We've been waiting for a bit of time. 329 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:40,133 - It's a big interior, Maggie. - We've been waiting for 15 years, C.J. 330 00:18:40,804 --> 00:18:43,296 - Fifteen years? - Yeah. 331 00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:46,968 So you can see why we don't mind hanging around here for a little while. 332 00:18:47,145 --> 00:18:49,102 - Yeah. - C.J.? 333 00:18:49,314 --> 00:18:51,556 You gonna have anything on Macedonia today? 334 00:18:51,775 --> 00:18:54,314 - I don't think so. - Okay. What's going on? 335 00:18:54,528 --> 00:18:56,356 - I'm just talking to my friends. - Okay. 336 00:18:56,531 --> 00:18:59,105 - Mark, have a good Thanksgiving. - I'm Canadian. 337 00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:01,319 - Yours is in April. - October. 338 00:19:01,537 --> 00:19:04,823 - Oh, to have it be over. - Yeah. 339 00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:20,120 I have to ask, I'm asking everyone. There's an American children's book... 340 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,865 ...I'm trying to find and having difficulty. 341 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:26,212 It's called The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge. 342 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:29,383 I know The Little Red Lighthouse. That's a great book. 343 00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:32,720 No, the funicular... It's not a funicular. It's... . 344 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:36,010 - The George Washington Bridge. - The lighthouse is still there. 345 00:19:36,185 --> 00:19:37,893 It's very hard to see. 346 00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:40,435 If you're driving up the river, the highway goes... 347 00:19:40,607 --> 00:19:44,059 Yeah, you peer down just at the right moment, you can see the top of it. 348 00:19:44,236 --> 00:19:47,403 I can't find the book, and I have a 4-year-old boy now. 349 00:19:47,573 --> 00:19:50,112 - I'll ask around. - Thank you. 350 00:19:50,285 --> 00:19:52,610 - Please. - Now... . 351 00:19:52,788 --> 00:19:55,326 You stand hand in hand with no other nation on this... 352 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:57,617 ...except Somalia. You know that. 353 00:19:57,835 --> 00:20:00,505 Even China doesn't allow children to be executed. 354 00:20:00,713 --> 00:20:04,463 Well, federal law doesn't allow it, but the people in the state of Georgia do. 355 00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:08,550 - So there's not much... - Yes. 356 00:20:08,723 --> 00:20:10,799 - Mr. Fedrigotti... - Alberto. 357 00:20:10,975 --> 00:20:13,846 Alberto, please. 358 00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:18,482 You'll have the ambassador speak to the foreign minister and send the kid back? 359 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,311 - You're in a restaurant... - Alberto... 360 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,239 And there's a little girl who's really misbehaving. 361 00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:26,568 She runs around. She's throwing food. 362 00:20:26,744 --> 00:20:29,911 Her father decides to punish her right there... 363 00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:33,581 ...by cracking a wine bottle over her head, throwing her to the ground... 364 00:20:33,752 --> 00:20:36,160 ...and kicking her repeatedly. 365 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:39,256 You sit at the next table. What do you do? 366 00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:42,210 The kid wasn't throwing food. 367 00:20:43,847 --> 00:20:49,186 Is there a crime that girl could commit that would justify what the father did? 368 00:20:52,315 --> 00:20:56,016 See, it's problematic when other people make my argument for me. 369 00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:58,028 Yeah. 370 00:20:58,197 --> 00:21:00,984 And if the father said, "This is my child... 371 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,697 ...and I will punish her any way I choose"... 372 00:21:03,912 --> 00:21:07,577 ...would you come to the conclusion that this father has lost perspective... 373 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:12,543 ...and good judgment and should be removed from the equation? 374 00:21:14,132 --> 00:21:17,169 Okay, I'm going to... . 375 00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:22,428 I'll ask around about the book. 376 00:21:24,227 --> 00:21:26,386 Thank you. 377 00:21:39,662 --> 00:21:42,616 - Assistant secretary for Indian Affairs? - He's away. 378 00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:45,032 - You tried? - Yeah. 379 00:21:46,002 --> 00:21:49,336 - Director of Intergovernmental Affairs. - He's left. 380 00:21:49,506 --> 00:21:54,050 Isn't there a deputy of Acquisition and Property Management? 381 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:57,175 - And there's a deputy of Tribal Services. - But? 382 00:21:57,390 --> 00:22:01,258 - It's Thanksgiving. Nobody's here. - I'm here. They're here. You're here. 383 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,480 God knows that. 384 00:22:09,029 --> 00:22:11,983 Tell Leo's office I'm coming over. 385 00:22:12,575 --> 00:22:14,034 She's making sense. 386 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,658 Is this a thing that can be argued from all sides? 387 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:19,119 - And they're all right? - Yes. 388 00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:21,663 You can put their numbers together different ways? 389 00:22:21,835 --> 00:22:24,956 Let's put them together in a way that gives us fewer poor people. 390 00:22:25,131 --> 00:22:27,801 - Yeah. - If we have to go with the formula... 391 00:22:27,968 --> 00:22:30,673 ...delay as long as we can. We have to test it. 392 00:22:30,846 --> 00:22:33,053 All right. 393 00:22:38,396 --> 00:22:40,722 So three statisticians go deer hunting. 394 00:22:40,899 --> 00:22:44,898 First one misses 10 feet to the left. Second misses 10 feet to the right. 395 00:22:45,071 --> 00:22:47,645 The third one jumps up and down and says,"I hit it." 396 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,446 Gotta like a guy who comes with a statistical-analysis joke. 397 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,779 You would if you had let me call you"Bernie." 398 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:56,329 Test the math before the president signs off. 399 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,831 Create a program and experiment for two years? 400 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,125 - Test the math? - Yeah. 401 00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:03,542 - Think we used an abacus? - I want to learn how to work an abacus. 402 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:07,709 First date, check comes, you pull that out of your pocket and add up the tip? 403 00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:11,596 That and statistics jokes will have you blazing a path through Capitol women. 404 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:16,389 The formula doesn't take into account regional differences in housing costs. 405 00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:18,226 - No. - You don't think it's worth it? 406 00:23:18,443 --> 00:23:21,610 - We took the national mean. - How do you think landlords in L. A... 407 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:23,654 ...feel about that? - We debated that... 408 00:23:23,824 --> 00:23:27,490 ...but agreed it would be difficult to assess when costs change year to year. 409 00:23:27,662 --> 00:23:29,619 You drop the problem when the math gets tough? 410 00:23:29,831 --> 00:23:32,868 You know who wouldn't be pleased? Holly Orshansky of Poland... 411 00:23:33,085 --> 00:23:36,039 ...author of the original formula and overdue for recognition. 412 00:23:36,213 --> 00:23:38,456 Molly. Molly Orshansky. 413 00:23:38,675 --> 00:23:40,466 - Not Holly? - No. 414 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:42,381 I thought it was Holly. 415 00:23:45,015 --> 00:23:48,100 - Bruno. - Get him in here. 416 00:23:52,107 --> 00:23:54,266 What the hell is this? 417 00:23:54,443 --> 00:23:57,278 - Sorry? - What is this? 418 00:23:57,446 --> 00:24:00,234 - I don't know what you're waving. - It's a poll. 419 00:24:00,408 --> 00:24:04,537 I asked to see a poll about certain... They sent up the wrong poll. 420 00:24:04,705 --> 00:24:08,074 This one asks voters where I should spend Thanksgiving. 421 00:24:08,251 --> 00:24:09,626 - Yeah. - What are you doing... 422 00:24:09,794 --> 00:24:11,917 ...polling where I should spend Thanksgiving? 423 00:24:12,088 --> 00:24:15,209 New England doesn't get us anything that we don't already have... 424 00:24:15,384 --> 00:24:18,255 ...and there's a sense it could be seen as political... 425 00:24:18,429 --> 00:24:20,967 ...with New Hampshire the first primary state. 426 00:24:21,182 --> 00:24:24,718 - I have Thanksgiving with my family. - Yeah, yeah. People like that. 427 00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:26,935 Thank God. 428 00:24:27,106 --> 00:24:29,264 - Mr. President... - You politicized my family... 429 00:24:29,442 --> 00:24:33,107 ...to make sure they don't look political? - Don't get me started on ironies. 430 00:24:33,321 --> 00:24:35,694 My family is off-limits. 431 00:24:36,158 --> 00:24:41,615 Sir, your candor about a terrible illness was off-limits. 432 00:24:41,789 --> 00:24:46,286 Your regimen of self-medication was off-limits. 433 00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:49,913 Due respect, you've used up your off-limits. 434 00:24:50,091 --> 00:24:52,665 I'll decide when I've used them up. 435 00:24:52,844 --> 00:24:57,507 You don't poll where my family goes. Am I making myself clear? 436 00:24:57,683 --> 00:25:01,099 Sometimes I have difficulty talking to people who don't race sailboats. 437 00:25:01,854 --> 00:25:03,894 - What? - I have difficulty sometimes... 438 00:25:04,065 --> 00:25:06,936 ...talking to people who don't race sailboats. 439 00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:09,602 When I was a teenager I crewed Larchmont to Nassau... 440 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:12,069 ...on a 58-foot sloop called Cantice. 441 00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:15,278 And there was a little piece of kelp that was stuck to the hull. 442 00:25:15,453 --> 00:25:19,404 And even though it was little, you don't want anything stuck to the hull. 443 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:22,704 So I take a boat hook on a pole, and I stick it in the water... 444 00:25:22,879 --> 00:25:27,292 ...and I try to get the kelp off when seven guys start screaming at me, right? 445 00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:31,762 Because now the pole is causing more drag than the kelp was. 446 00:25:32,598 --> 00:25:35,884 See, what you gotta do is, you gotta drop it in... 447 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:39,768 ...and let the water lift it out in a windmill motion. 448 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:44,603 Drop it in and let the water take it by the kelp and lift it out. 449 00:25:44,779 --> 00:25:50,201 In and out, in and out, until you got it. 450 00:25:50,411 --> 00:25:54,539 The voters aren't choosing a plumber, Mr. President. 451 00:25:54,707 --> 00:25:57,792 They are choosing a president. 452 00:25:57,961 --> 00:26:01,378 And if you don't think that your family should matter... 453 00:26:01,549 --> 00:26:06,092 ...my suggestion to you is to get out of professional politics. 454 00:26:06,638 --> 00:26:11,597 But if you think that I am going to miss even one opportunity... 455 00:26:11,769 --> 00:26:18,271 ...to pick up half a knot of boat speed, you're absolutely out of your mind. 456 00:26:18,985 --> 00:26:24,822 When it cost us nothing? When we give up nothing? 457 00:26:24,992 --> 00:26:26,902 You're out of your mind. 458 00:26:32,877 --> 00:26:34,157 Excuse me. 459 00:26:40,636 --> 00:26:42,961 Something important. 460 00:26:43,138 --> 00:26:47,600 - What is that, sir? - The number for the Butterball Hot Line. 461 00:26:52,274 --> 00:26:54,600 Watch and learn. 462 00:26:55,444 --> 00:26:57,521 -Welcome to the Butterball Hot Line. - Hello. 463 00:26:57,697 --> 00:27:01,861 Please stand by for our next available operator to assist you. 464 00:27:03,954 --> 00:27:05,235 Charlie. 465 00:27:05,456 --> 00:27:08,707 - Fifteen years. - I agree. That's a long time. 466 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,205 - That's a long time. - Yes. 467 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:15,166 We're talking about a sewage plant and a health center, not the Great Plains. 468 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,715 I'll call somebody and find out what the delay is. 469 00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:20,088 - What can I tell them? - Tell them that. 470 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:23,052 It'd be nice if they could see someone before they left. 471 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:24,555 - Sealy. - He's gone. 472 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:26,348 - Do it Monday. - We do it Monday... 473 00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:29,974 ...they'll stay till Monday, absent being dragged off in handcuffs. 474 00:27:30,193 --> 00:27:32,352 - Right is right. - What do you want from me? 475 00:27:32,571 --> 00:27:35,489 Five minutes. They walk out. They've met the chief of staff. 476 00:27:35,699 --> 00:27:36,731 - No. - Why not? 477 00:27:36,909 --> 00:27:41,371 I'm not taking a meeting with somebody who stages a sit-in in the lobby. 478 00:27:45,711 --> 00:27:48,915 - All right. Thank you. - Thank you. 479 00:27:52,511 --> 00:27:54,302 - Toby? - Yes, sir. 480 00:27:54,471 --> 00:27:56,713 Come in, please. 481 00:27:57,934 --> 00:28:00,010 You polled where I should have Thanksgiving? 482 00:28:00,687 --> 00:28:02,062 Yeah, I saw that question. 483 00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:04,852 - And it was okay with you? - Yes, sir. 484 00:28:05,025 --> 00:28:08,691 - Why? - Because it was okay with Joey Lucas. 485 00:28:08,905 --> 00:28:12,440 You think people should care where I have Thanksgiving? 486 00:28:12,617 --> 00:28:15,535 - I know I don't give a damn. - All right, it doesn't matter. 487 00:28:15,704 --> 00:28:19,121 I straightened it out with Bruno. It has a lot to do with kelp. 488 00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:22,827 - With what? -Welcome to the Butterball Hot Line. 489 00:28:23,004 --> 00:28:25,578 - What the hell is...? - Hello. 490 00:28:25,757 --> 00:28:28,510 -How can I help you, sir? - Well, first, let me say... 491 00:28:28,678 --> 00:28:30,967 ...this is a wonderful service you provide. 492 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:34,514 -Well, thank you. May I have your name? - I'm a citizen. 493 00:28:34,684 --> 00:28:36,761 I'm sure you are, but if I have your name... 494 00:28:36,937 --> 00:28:39,642 ... I can put your comments in our customer-feedback form. 495 00:28:39,815 --> 00:28:45,321 I'm Joe Bethersontin. That's one T and with an H in there. 496 00:28:45,489 --> 00:28:48,407 -And your address? - Fargo. 497 00:28:48,576 --> 00:28:51,494 Your street address, please? 498 00:28:51,662 --> 00:28:54,580 Zip code, Fargo, North Dakota, right now. 499 00:28:54,749 --> 00:29:00,124 My street address is 11454... 500 00:29:00,298 --> 00:29:05,340 ...Pruder Street, and it's very important that you put"street" down there... 501 00:29:05,512 --> 00:29:11,053 ...because sometimes it gets confused with Pruder Way and Pruder Lane. 502 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:17,349 It's apartment 23R, Fargo, North Dakota. 503 00:29:17,526 --> 00:29:20,231 Zip code,"50504." 504 00:29:20,696 --> 00:29:23,816 Thank you. Your voice sounds very familiar to me. 505 00:29:23,992 --> 00:29:29,153 - I do radio commercials for products. -And how can I help you? 506 00:29:29,373 --> 00:29:32,742 Stuffing should be stuffed inside the turkey, am I correct? 507 00:29:32,919 --> 00:29:34,876 It can also be baked in a casserole dish. 508 00:29:35,046 --> 00:29:37,716 Then we'd have to call it something else, wouldn't we? 509 00:29:37,883 --> 00:29:41,252 -I suppose. - If I cook it inside the turkey... 510 00:29:41,470 --> 00:29:43,297 ...is there a chance I'd kill guests? 511 00:29:43,514 --> 00:29:45,887 I'm not saying that's necessarily a deal breaker. 512 00:29:46,059 --> 00:29:47,886 Well, there are some concerns. 513 00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:51,804 Two main bacterial problems are salmonella and Campylobacter jejuni. 514 00:29:51,982 --> 00:29:55,981 All right. Well, first of all, I think you made the second bacteria up... 515 00:29:56,196 --> 00:29:58,402 ...and second of all, how do I avoid it? 516 00:29:58,573 --> 00:30:00,650 Make sure the ingredients are cooked first. 517 00:30:00,826 --> 00:30:03,946 Sauté any vegetables, fry sausage, oysters, et cetera. 518 00:30:04,122 --> 00:30:08,250 - Excellent. Let's talk temperature. - 165 degrees. 519 00:30:08,418 --> 00:30:10,541 No. See, I was testing you. 520 00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:14,047 The USDA calls for turkeys to be cooked to an internal temperature... 521 00:30:14,425 --> 00:30:16,751 ...of 180 to 185 degrees. 522 00:30:16,928 --> 00:30:19,135 Yes, sir, I was talking about the stuffing... 523 00:30:19,348 --> 00:30:22,265 ... which you'd wanna cook to 165 to avoid the health risks. 524 00:30:22,434 --> 00:30:26,349 - Okay. Good testing. -You have an accurate thermometer? 525 00:30:26,522 --> 00:30:31,351 Oh, yeah. It was presented to me as a gift from the personal sous chef... 526 00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:34,358 ...to the king of auto sales in... . 527 00:30:34,573 --> 00:30:36,946 - Fargo. - Fargo. 528 00:30:37,118 --> 00:30:42,493 Phil Baharnd, the man can sell a car like, well, like anything. 529 00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:44,458 Very good. Have a good Thanksgiving. 530 00:30:44,627 --> 00:30:47,118 And you do too. Thanks a lot. 531 00:30:47,297 --> 00:30:50,547 That was excellent. We should do that once a week. 532 00:30:50,717 --> 00:30:53,256 - Phil Baharnd? - I gotta get better at the names. 533 00:30:53,429 --> 00:30:55,505 That's it, sir. Want to start the weekend? 534 00:30:55,723 --> 00:31:00,765 No, one more thing left. Today, we find the traitor in my family. 535 00:31:00,937 --> 00:31:03,808 I know the first lady doesn't like to schlep... 536 00:31:03,983 --> 00:31:06,937 ...but would you please tell her to meet me in the residence? 537 00:31:07,111 --> 00:31:09,069 Yes, sir. 538 00:31:14,253 --> 00:31:15,284 - Look... - Wait... 539 00:31:15,463 --> 00:31:17,005 - I need to ask something. - What? 540 00:31:17,215 --> 00:31:19,836 Why does the White House care so much about an issue... 541 00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:24,803 ...involving a local DA, which at best should be handled by Justice and State? 542 00:31:24,974 --> 00:31:26,385 - Because. - Because what? 543 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,350 Because I don't want this president to get a call from the bishop of Rome. 544 00:31:30,563 --> 00:31:32,106 Why do we care about the bishop? 545 00:31:32,315 --> 00:31:35,767 Because that's not the only name he goes by. 546 00:31:35,945 --> 00:31:38,068 - What's another name? - Your Holiness. 547 00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:41,864 - The bishop of Rome is the pope? - It'll take it to a whole new level. 548 00:31:42,077 --> 00:31:44,568 - We don't wanna be on that level. - No, we do not. 549 00:31:44,788 --> 00:31:47,992 Forget the Italians. I wanna work it from our side. 550 00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:52,161 It means getting the DA to guarantee he won't seek the death penalty. 551 00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:53,661 - Yeah. - How? 552 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,668 - DeKalb's the Georgia 4th. - Yeah. 553 00:31:55,843 --> 00:31:59,295 When Drier was elected from the Georgia 4th, election before last... 554 00:31:59,472 --> 00:32:00,966 ...Faragut was who he beat. 555 00:32:01,182 --> 00:32:04,848 - Who's Faragut? - The DeKalb DA. 556 00:32:07,189 --> 00:32:11,603 Well, I suppose there's a time for scruples and a time for, you know... . 557 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:13,100 - Not? - Yeah. 558 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,985 He's left the office, but he'll be on the 8 p. M... 559 00:32:16,158 --> 00:32:18,828 ...US Airways out of Hartsfield going to DFW. 560 00:32:19,287 --> 00:32:23,830 Hartsfield. Okay. Excuse me. 561 00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:27,659 - Thank you. - Listen. 562 00:32:27,838 --> 00:32:30,164 I got you on standby on a direct flight to Boca. 563 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:31,546 - Cancel it. - Why? 564 00:32:31,718 --> 00:32:33,627 - I need a layover in Atlanta. - Of course. 565 00:32:33,803 --> 00:32:37,173 I need to get there about an hour before an 8:00 flight would take off. 566 00:32:37,349 --> 00:32:40,849 - That would be around 7:00? - I haven't done the math. 567 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:46,181 I'm also gonna need some information on the DeKalb County DA, Faragut. 568 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,231 Do me a favor and start with a recent photograph. 569 00:32:49,405 --> 00:32:51,612 Call my mother, and tell her I'm gonna be late. 570 00:32:51,783 --> 00:32:53,028 - Josh. - Yeah. 571 00:32:53,201 --> 00:32:54,576 - You call your mother. - Right. 572 00:33:00,584 --> 00:33:05,331 I should be able to at least fire paintballs at you while you do that. 573 00:33:08,969 --> 00:33:11,971 It's harder to get elected if you feature the underclass. 574 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:15,841 It's harder to help them if you hide them. 575 00:33:16,019 --> 00:33:20,148 Well, what if we just recalibrated to make everyone over 20,000"rich"... 576 00:33:20,316 --> 00:33:22,309 ...and everyone under 20,000 "middle class"? 577 00:33:22,485 --> 00:33:26,400 - Then they'd all vote Republican. - Yeah. 578 00:33:26,615 --> 00:33:29,402 When we get back from the weekend we should talk to Bruno. 579 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:32,863 - Why Bruno? - If it's anything short of a torpedo... 580 00:33:33,039 --> 00:33:35,281 ...in the campaign, we should take it to Leo. 581 00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:39,208 Even if it's a torpedo in the campaign, we should do it, but that's me. 582 00:33:39,379 --> 00:33:42,297 - I don't imagine I'd rally much support. - No. 583 00:33:42,466 --> 00:33:44,258 - So we'll talk to Bruno? - Yeah. 584 00:33:44,427 --> 00:33:46,219 - Thanks. - See you Monday. 585 00:33:46,972 --> 00:33:49,759 - Have a good Thanksgiving. - You too. 586 00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:03,984 - Listen. - What? 587 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,404 - Security's nervous. - Nervous about what? 588 00:34:08,121 --> 00:34:10,957 - The Indians in the lobby. - No, I mean, nervous about what? 589 00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:15,918 It's a lawyer and a Michigan Wolverine. I think we can take them. We always do. 590 00:34:16,548 --> 00:34:19,882 Yeah, I'm just saying Security's gonna do their thing. 591 00:34:23,347 --> 00:34:25,673 I'll be there in a minute. 592 00:34:38,114 --> 00:34:40,950 - Bruno. - Hey. 593 00:34:41,118 --> 00:34:42,826 - You get hauled in? - Yeah. 594 00:34:42,995 --> 00:34:46,827 - And? - We had a conversation. 595 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,167 Listen, the OMB's gonna come out with a recommendation... 596 00:34:50,337 --> 00:34:53,374 ...for a new way to calculate the poverty level. 597 00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:55,127 - A show of hands? - No... 598 00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:59,465 ...but the formula raises the poverty level 2000 and change. 599 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,846 - So, what is it now? - Twenty thousand a year. 600 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,386 The problem is, we gotta campaign with 4 million new poor people. 601 00:35:05,563 --> 00:35:07,022 - That's the problem? - Yeah. 602 00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:10,808 Not that someone making 21,000 a year is considered comfortable? 603 00:35:10,986 --> 00:35:13,821 - We're working on that one too. - You keep working on that. 604 00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:16,445 - I'll sell the other thing. - How? 605 00:35:16,659 --> 00:35:19,613 Same way P.T. Barnum sold a truckload of white salmon. 606 00:35:19,788 --> 00:35:24,497 By sticking labels on them that said, "Guaranteed not to go pink in the can." 607 00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:27,415 - I have this fish theme going on today. - What the hell...? 608 00:35:27,630 --> 00:35:32,542 This formula has been broken for years, and the other guys haven't fixed it? 609 00:35:32,761 --> 00:35:37,637 - Like that. Wanna get a quick drink? - No, I got nieces and nephews and... 610 00:35:37,808 --> 00:35:41,510 - We'll meet Monday on this, okay? - Truckload of white salmon. 611 00:35:41,730 --> 00:35:45,479 - You ever even heard of white salmon? - No. 612 00:35:47,903 --> 00:35:49,980 Guy could sell anything. 613 00:35:51,032 --> 00:35:53,155 Welcome to Hartsfield International Airport. 614 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:59,248 Please do not leave any baggage unattended. 615 00:36:00,335 --> 00:36:05,330 Flight 142 1 to Los Angeles is now boarding at gate 3 1 D. 616 00:36:05,507 --> 00:36:11,131 Flight 142 1 to Los Angeles is now boarding at gate 3 1 D. 617 00:36:20,358 --> 00:36:23,312 - Yes? - Could I get a ginger ale, please. 618 00:36:26,490 --> 00:36:30,868 Excuse me, you're Mark Faragut, right? I'm Josh Lyman. 619 00:36:31,037 --> 00:36:33,955 Yeah, good to meet you. 620 00:36:34,124 --> 00:36:36,366 Funny. I got a message from my office to call... 621 00:36:36,543 --> 00:36:37,824 Yeah. 622 00:36:38,045 --> 00:36:41,415 - You didn't come all the way here just...? - No, my mom lives in Florida. 623 00:36:41,591 --> 00:36:43,584 - But just technically. - I'm sorry. 624 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,795 - It doesn't matter. - The governor... 625 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:48,343 The Italians aren't worried about the governor... 626 00:36:48,515 --> 00:36:50,389 ...they're worried about you. 627 00:36:50,559 --> 00:36:53,015 Italy can't tell me how to prosecute my case... 628 00:36:53,188 --> 00:36:54,896 ...and no offense, neither can you. 629 00:36:55,106 --> 00:36:57,812 - You don't have a defendant. - You can't ask me to weaken. 630 00:36:57,985 --> 00:37:00,820 Because the Georgia 4th is tough enough for a Democrat... 631 00:37:00,988 --> 00:37:03,480 ...without appearing he's against the death penalty. 632 00:37:03,658 --> 00:37:05,568 - I'm not against it. - I said, appearing. 633 00:37:05,744 --> 00:37:09,279 And the only way to combat that is with TV time. 634 00:37:09,456 --> 00:37:13,206 You are planning on running again, right? 635 00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:15,501 You don't know much about my last campaign. 636 00:37:15,672 --> 00:37:18,958 You raised $232,000 in four months... 637 00:37:19,134 --> 00:37:22,670 ...but then the well dried up after you prosecuted a corporate polluter... 638 00:37:22,847 --> 00:37:25,932 ...and got stuck as anti-business. 639 00:37:26,101 --> 00:37:29,766 You were left with 41,500 for the last two months and that was the ball game. 640 00:37:29,938 --> 00:37:33,984 US Airways is pleased to announce flight 1017 to Dallas% Fort Worth... 641 00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:36,857 ... is now boarding. Please have your boarding pass... 642 00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:39,700 ... ready to show the ticket agent. 643 00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:44,529 - That's my flight. - Don't seek the death penalty... 644 00:37:44,706 --> 00:37:47,909 ...and you'll have a media buy to explain it to your district. 645 00:37:48,126 --> 00:37:51,412 Josh, please tell me there's no money in that envelope. 646 00:37:51,630 --> 00:37:53,588 Well, in a manner of speaking. 647 00:37:53,799 --> 00:37:56,884 - Names? - Three of them. None of them local. 648 00:37:57,220 --> 00:38:00,720 Do what I'm telling you, and all three of them will take your call. 649 00:38:00,891 --> 00:38:03,347 - I can win this time. - Your flight's boarding. 650 00:38:06,481 --> 00:38:08,390 - Have a good Thanksgiving. - You too. 651 00:38:11,654 --> 00:38:13,646 Ginger ale. 652 00:38:13,823 --> 00:38:15,816 Thank you. 653 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:32,970 - Hello. - Hi. 654 00:38:33,137 --> 00:38:35,426 Thank you, Al. 655 00:38:37,267 --> 00:38:40,303 - You summoned me? - Yeah, sorry about that. 656 00:38:40,479 --> 00:38:43,480 Listen, I'm sorry about this too, but we have to change plans. 657 00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:46,182 - What do you mean? - We're gonna have dinner here. 658 00:38:46,402 --> 00:38:49,154 - Charlie's calling everybody. - Why? 659 00:38:49,322 --> 00:38:52,324 I've seen some polling information. The numbers are staggering. 660 00:38:52,493 --> 00:38:55,328 People are looking for steadiness, for a father figure. 661 00:38:55,496 --> 00:38:56,990 They like it when I'm here. 662 00:38:57,206 --> 00:39:00,327 - Can't be a father figure at Camp David? - I guess not. 663 00:39:00,502 --> 00:39:04,168 This is ridiculous. You can't change plans on people at the eleventh hour. 664 00:39:04,381 --> 00:39:05,710 - It's no problem. - It is. 665 00:39:05,883 --> 00:39:09,134 When you're in the White House, there's a staff that has to be here. 666 00:39:09,304 --> 00:39:11,878 - Now they can't go home. - It's their job. 667 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:14,008 - It's Thanksgiving. - I've got numbers. 668 00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:17,809 Which say Camp David is fine. 669 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,264 Oh, brother. 670 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:25,145 You speak four languages. How come none of them is French? 671 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:29,149 - Nothing's wrong with my French. - You just called me your little cheese. 672 00:39:29,327 --> 00:39:32,661 - That's right. - They came to me. 673 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:35,785 They said,"What do you think about having Thanksgiving... 674 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,953 ...at Camp David instead of New Hampshire?" 675 00:39:38,129 --> 00:39:40,336 They told me why. I said,"Fine." 676 00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:44,167 - And what part are you leaving out now? - The part where I lied to you. 677 00:39:44,386 --> 00:39:47,222 - Yes. - Yes, I do that sometimes. 678 00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:52,895 I don't wanna go 15 rounds on Bess Truman and what constitutes a farm. 679 00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:56,931 On your behalf, I have responded to polling information... 680 00:39:57,109 --> 00:40:00,395 ...telling me what I should wear and what I should say... 681 00:40:00,571 --> 00:40:02,481 ...to say nothing of the fact... 682 00:40:02,657 --> 00:40:05,409 ...that I have been subpoenaed to answer questions... 683 00:40:05,577 --> 00:40:07,654 ...about how I secretly kept you alive. 684 00:40:07,955 --> 00:40:11,788 So explain to me now how what I did was out of line. 685 00:40:16,256 --> 00:40:18,333 You know what? 686 00:40:18,759 --> 00:40:21,085 It was. 687 00:40:24,266 --> 00:40:26,175 I know. 688 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:34,107 Well... 689 00:40:34,861 --> 00:40:37,816 ...with the ingredients for stuffing, you have to cook them... 690 00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:40,991 ...before you put them in the turkey and you're not gonna know. 691 00:40:41,411 --> 00:40:43,783 I'll do what I always do with anything you cook... 692 00:40:43,955 --> 00:40:45,995 ...I wait for the girls to eat it first. 693 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:47,619 Me too. 694 00:41:09,485 --> 00:41:11,976 How many treaties have we signed with Munsee Indians? 695 00:41:12,154 --> 00:41:13,815 - Six. - How many have we revoked? 696 00:41:14,032 --> 00:41:15,063 Six. 697 00:41:15,283 --> 00:41:19,151 - What were the Munsees doing in 1778? - Fighting in George Washington's army. 698 00:41:19,371 --> 00:41:22,657 - Why aren't you in New York anymore? - He marched us to Wisconsin. 699 00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:26,375 - Whose land was it in the first place? - Ours. 700 00:41:29,049 --> 00:41:31,457 I'll have Park Police escort you from the building. 701 00:41:31,677 --> 00:41:35,011 It'll take a few minutes, so you can make whatever calls you need to. 702 00:41:35,181 --> 00:41:38,681 Or come back to my office, we'll make an appointment for Monday... 703 00:41:38,894 --> 00:41:41,516 ...and the White House will cover your expenses. 704 00:41:50,991 --> 00:41:54,195 - Okay. - Okay, what? 705 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,655 Okay, ma'am. 706 00:41:57,832 --> 00:42:01,167 - No, okay, you're...? - We'll come back to the office. 707 00:42:02,963 --> 00:42:05,206 How do you keep fighting smaller injustices... 708 00:42:05,383 --> 00:42:07,755 ...when they're all from the mother of injustices? 709 00:42:08,345 --> 00:42:10,918 What's the alternative? 710 00:42:11,305 --> 00:42:17,476 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org