1 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,340 Previously on The West Wing: 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,575 You have one or two demands. 3 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:08,909 That's no problem. 4 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:11,245 I'll also need unfettered access to you. No. 5 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,281 Respectfully, sir. It's a deal breaker. 6 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:14,582 You didn't keep records. 7 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,284 You have violated medical practices. 8 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:20,020 And, in going after me, they can paint the President. 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,655 Can I offer Buckland...? 10 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,691 No. Well, he's going to keep mouthing off... 11 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,259 Let him know we're going to put it out 12 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,594 he tried to blackmail the President. 13 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:27,828 Everyone will know the leak came from us. 14 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,497 You're pissed at me? 15 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:32,266 You're pissed at me. I don't believe it. Abbey... 16 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,634 Go to hell. 17 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,244 PRESIDENT: I'm not wild about Camp David. 18 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:46,280 C.J.: Yes, sir. 19 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,815 I'm not the only one, either. 20 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,283 Bess Truman didn't like it. 21 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,984 I read that somewhere. 22 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,654 She thought it was dull. 23 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:57,525 But there I go-- Thanksgiving at Camp David. 24 00:00:57,525 --> 00:01:00,094 Yeah. 25 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:02,096 It's not a place you'd go at Thanksgiving 26 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,731 not when you have a farm. 27 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,533 Isn't Camp David a farm? 28 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:05,966 No. 29 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,135 Oh. 30 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,702 What makes you think it's a farm? 31 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,238 I don't know. It's outside... 32 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,072 Farms have things 33 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,507 you can grow, and animals. 34 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,675 Right. 35 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,710 I want you to learn more about farms. 36 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:17,978 There's more? 37 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:18,812 Yeah. 38 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:19,813 Okay. 39 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,582 Doesn't matter. 40 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,751 Thanksgiving's where your family is 41 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:27,121 and this year, my family's at Camp David. 42 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,757 Why, I do not know. 43 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:36,864 Abbey didn't want to shlep to New Hampshire. 44 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,932 Shlepping in a 747? 45 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,168 It's not like we were going 46 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,203 to have to carry our own bags or anything 47 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,372 but I do not argue. 48 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,175 Were we talking about something? 49 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:48,609 I don't know, sir. 50 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,379 When I came in here, back in the late '50s 51 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:52,846 there was a purpose to it 52 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,982 but then one thing led to another, and I blacked out. 53 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:57,251 I mean, I can hang in there with the best of them, sir 54 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,452 but somewhere during the discussion 55 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,421 of anise and coriander 56 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,356 you like to use to baste a turkey 57 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,591 I simply lost consciousness. 58 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,996 You know that line 59 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,265 you're not supposed to cross with the President? 60 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,201 I'm coming up on it? 61 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,835 No, no. Look behind you. 62 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,870 Yes, sir. 63 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:17,871 Would you like to leave? 64 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,106 With your permission, sir. 65 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:20,274 Damn right, with my permission. 66 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,343 Yes, sir. 67 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,545 It's the brine that keeps the meat soft, lady. 68 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,046 You soak it overnight 69 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,248 in water, salt, sugar... 70 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,282 17 kinds of... 71 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,317 17 kinds of spices... 72 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,184 including? 73 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,952 Anise and coriander. 74 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:32,920 Now you can go. 75 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,655 Thank you, Mr. President. 76 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,324 How you doing? 77 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,858 I'm done, baby. 78 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:38,659 Yeah? 79 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,093 I set up the ed-board meeting 80 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:40,994 with the Post on budget gains. 81 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,296 I did an early briefing 82 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,997 on the wheat-gluten import quota proclamation. 83 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,132 We pardoned the turkey. 84 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,534 I went to my dentist. I'm done. 85 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:49,069 So there are these two Indians in the lobby. 86 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,738 Yeah? 87 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,906 No, that's not the beginning of a joke. 88 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:56,009 I'm saying, there are these two Indians in the lobby. 89 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,778 I'm saying, yeah? 90 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,481 They had a meeting scheduled this morning with Jacob Cutler 91 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,283 at Intergovernmental Affairs. 92 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,784 Cutler had to cancel the meeting 93 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,053 so he could see Northwestern border state governors 94 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,722 to discuss porous borders between the U.S. and Canada. 95 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,758 That's the governors of Washington, Idaho 96 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,760 North Dakota, Montana, and Alaska. 97 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,228 Yeah? 98 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,429 Yeah, well, apparently 99 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,097 the Indians say they're not leaving 100 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,299 till they get satisfaction. 101 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,633 How's this my problem? 102 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,168 C.J., there's two Indians 103 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:22,470 sitting in the lobby. 104 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,137 They say they're not leaving. 105 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,473 There's press everywhere. 106 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:26,707 I just made it your problem. 107 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,641 ( sighs ) 108 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:32,179 Indians, on the day before Thanksgiving. 109 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,147 Wow. Ironic. 110 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,317 Yeah. 111 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,322 Henry, I got it. Thanks. 112 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,656 ( C.J. clears throat ) 113 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,658 Good morning. I'm C.J. Cregg. 114 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,193 I'm Maggie Morningstar-Charles 115 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:47,328 and this is our tribal counsel 116 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,429 Jack Lone Feather. 117 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,863 I'm sorry about your meeting. 118 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,665 Mr. Cutler had to meet with some Northwestern governors 119 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:52,866 about an important problem. 120 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,368 Yes. 121 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:55,503 It will be no problem 122 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,737 to reschedule the appointment. 123 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,606 Uh, we can wait. 124 00:03:58,606 --> 00:03:59,840 Would you like to step into my office 125 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,909 and we can try to reschedule it right now? 126 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,644 We're fine here. 127 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:04,512 I'm sorry? 128 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,447 She said we're fine here. 129 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,249 Actually, you're not fine here. 130 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,084 Then you can forcibly remove us. 131 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,953 I've noticed that 132 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,788 correspondents from the Times, Reuters, CNN 133 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,390 and the Miami Herald are here. 134 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,558 MAGGIE: And the Washington Post 135 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,126 is on speed dial. 136 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,595 This is going to have something to do with us screwing you 137 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,930 out of all your land, isn't it? 138 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,365 Yes. 139 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,367 See, I was done. 140 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,348 I was just coming to see you. 141 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,783 Did you hear about the two Indians 142 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:16,784 in the lobby? 143 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,486 One of them wants to become a rabbi? 144 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,853 It's not a joke. 145 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:20,521 There really... 146 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,122 Never mind. 147 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,492 Last week, a 13-year-old kid in Georgia shot his teacher 148 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,626 in the back of the head. 149 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:26,760 I read about that. 150 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,396 They can't find the kid, right? 151 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:30,364 Interpol made the arrest last night in Rome. 152 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:31,465 In Italy? 153 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,600 His parents... 154 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,967 Yeah, Rome in Italy. 155 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:37,137 His parents sent him there as soon as it happened. 156 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,506 The parents are in custody. 157 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,641 Obviously, the governor wants him back 158 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:43,043 and Italy won't extradite to a country 159 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,478 that has the death penalty. 160 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,614 The governor wants Justice to help. 161 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,115 Why isn't this conversation taking place 162 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,517 in the DeKalb County D.A.'s office? 163 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,119 It's taken on an international flavor. 164 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,887 Much like myself. Yeah. 165 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,856 You'll talk to some people? Si. 166 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,158 And you'll stop doing that soon? 167 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,693 Yeah. 168 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,076 Sam? 169 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,411 Yeah? 170 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:18,979 Are you guarding my office? 171 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:19,947 ( laughing ) 172 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:20,981 That's funny. 173 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,149 Thank you. 174 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,451 ( heavy sigh ) 175 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,786 Yeah? 176 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,922 On Monday, the OMB is putting out a new formula 177 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,258 for calculating the poverty level. 178 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,460 I saw that. 179 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,227 Does it need presidential approval 180 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,362 before it goes to Congress? 181 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:36,296 Yeah. 182 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:37,531 What's the problem? 183 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,099 It's a good news/ bad news thing. 184 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:42,102 Under the new formula, poverty is up two percent. 185 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,070 It was anyone 186 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,137 under $17,524 before. 187 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:47,475 Now it's $20,000. 188 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:48,876 What does that shake out to? 189 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,444 Four million new poor people. 190 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,312 Four million? Yeah. 191 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,346 Obviously, that's the bad news. 192 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,848 Yeah. The good news is 193 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,784 is that more people will be eligible for benefits. 194 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,586 And taxpayers are nuts about that. 195 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,353 Let's get back to the bad news. 196 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,423 Four million people became poor on the President's watch? 197 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,592 They didn't become poor. 198 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,126 They were poor already 199 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:09,429 and now we're calling them poor. 200 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,698 What was wrong with the old formula? 201 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:11,865 I don't know. Find out. 202 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,333 It's possible that this is 203 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,136 a statistical reality and not a political fight. 204 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,305 Well, get with someone at OMB and find out what was wrong 205 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:19,940 with the statistical reality of the old formula. 206 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,708 Yeah. 207 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:21,875 Do it today. Yeah. 208 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,310 It's like when they did the thing 209 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,678 with the SAT scores 210 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,114 and I got dumber 20 years after I went to college. 211 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,315 It's a little like that. 212 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:29,917 Talk to somebody. 213 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:32,419 Yeah. 214 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:33,754 The Treaty of 1856... Yes, listen... 215 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,623 ...we were moved from New York to Wisconsin. 216 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,424 Listen, this isn't a good place for this. 217 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:38,425 This is, uh, a lobby. 218 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,326 I know what this is. 219 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,661 Yes. 220 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,863 I have a degree from the University of Michigan. 221 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:43,631 Look... 222 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:44,665 Miss Cregg 223 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,567 if we give up this ground 224 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,669 we lose our one bullet in our gun. 225 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:52,405 We need to be in view of the press. 226 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,575 What tribe are you from? 227 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,710 We're Stockbridge-Munsee Indians. 228 00:07:56,710 --> 00:08:00,614 Like Maggie was saying, when we were moved to Wisconsin 229 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,516 we signed the Treaty of 1856. 230 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:04,117 In return, the government 231 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,754 was supposed to protect our reservations 232 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,956 provide education and health care 233 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,659 and we would still be a sovereign nation. 234 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,326 But then the Dawes Act came. 235 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,361 You were forced 236 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,629 to sell the land? 237 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,198 We went from 46,000 acres of tribal land 238 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,633 to 11,000. 239 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:22,402 The Dawes Act was also supposed to civilize us. 240 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,837 Henry Dawes said 241 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,840 "To be civilized, you must cultivate the land 242 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,143 wear civilized clothes, drive Studebaker wagons 243 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,178 and drink whiskey." 244 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,245 The drinking part 245 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,715 was particularly constructive advice. 246 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,589 Now, before we go any further, I should tell you 247 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:44,792 there's absolutely nothing I can do for you. 248 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,493 Imagine our shock. 249 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,061 Yes. 250 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,832 In two generations, we'll be wiped out. 251 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,172 Did you get me a flight? 252 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,307 Yes. 253 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,642 Excellent. 254 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,143 One that gets me there in time for dinner? 255 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,477 Yes. 256 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,813 And I don't have to change planes in Atlanta? 257 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,147 No. Even better. 258 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,116 You do have to change planes in Atlanta. 259 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,484 I told you... You have to change planes in Atlanta. Deal with it. 260 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,519 There must be something. 261 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:13,987 There's a 6:10 to Orlando. 262 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,956 It gets in at 9:15, but that's too late for dinner. 263 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,891 You could get a C-141 leaving Andrews for Homestead 264 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,927 but there's a problem with that, too. 265 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,528 It would trigger a Congressional investigation? 266 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,430 All right, two problems. 267 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,798 Find me something. 268 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,299 Why is this being done last minute? 269 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,501 And remember to scold me a couple times before I go. 270 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,803 Did you just decide 271 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,605 you were going home for Thanksgiving? 272 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,006 No, but I thought I was going to Connecticut. 273 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,207 Why? 274 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,609 'Cause that's where the house is. 275 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,111 Your mom sold the house ten months ago. 276 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,247 I made a mistake. You forgot where your mother lives? 277 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,849 I'm from Connecticut, okay? 278 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:44,985 And like a swallow to Capistrano, I have to... 279 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,655 Just find me a flight, would you? 280 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,122 And call Russell Angler at the State Department 281 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,891 and tell him I need to see him about the kid in Georgia. 282 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,425 He'll know what I'm talking about. 283 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,695 I'm telling your mother you forgot where she lives. 284 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,963 You're the girl I made fun of 285 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,497 in elementary school, you know that? 286 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,332 Yes, I do. 287 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,400 SAM: Donna 288 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,869 can I go in? 289 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,804 You don't know of any special secret flights 290 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,105 to Palm Beach today, do you? 291 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,274 Yeah, but you got to change planes in Atlanta. 292 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,109 Okay. 293 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,612 Did you hear about this kid? 294 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,547 Oh, the one who shot his teacher? 295 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,016 His parents, who are in custody 296 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,285 Fed-Exed him to Rome, which is in Italy. 297 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,319 Are you kidding me? 298 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,755 No. It's really in Italy. 299 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,757 But that's not the best part. 300 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,726 Italy won't extradite. 301 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,627 The best part is that Italy won't extradite. 302 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,097 Because of the death penalty in Georgia? 303 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,965 They've come a long way since Mussolini. 304 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,333 You should mention that. 305 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,868 I will. 306 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,437 So, it turns out we've got four million new poor people. 307 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,672 Since when? 308 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,207 Well, yesterday actually. 309 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,409 The OMBs recommending a new model? 310 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,844 Yes. I'm not an expert 311 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,112 but wouldn't we have a better chance 312 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,780 of getting reelected if we could say 313 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,817 there are four million fewer poor people? 314 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:52,019 Hang on, wait. I am an expert. 315 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,921 Well, I think we have a better chance of getting reelected 316 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,622 if there actually were four million fewer poor people 317 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,590 but I'm going to talk to Bernice Collette anyway. 318 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,692 You're going to try and get her 319 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,127 not to recommend the new model? 320 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,796 Well, to hold off for a while anyway. 321 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,097 You know Bernice? 322 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,833 That's why I came to you. 323 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,168 She's, uh, a little tough to warm up. 324 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,770 I'll warm her up. 325 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,172 Yeah? 326 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,674 Jokes, nicknames-- 327 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,843 that sort of thing. 328 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,644 Well, it sounds like you've got 329 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,746 a pretty good plan. 330 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,113 Anything else I need to know? 331 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,749 Don't go through the lobby. Why? 332 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,451 Indians in the lobby. 333 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,853 Is that code? 334 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:29,222 No. There are Indians in the lobby. 335 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,191 Okay. 336 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,730 PRESIDENT: Bess Truman didn't like Camp David, either. 337 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,331 She thought it was dull. 338 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,900 Doesn't matter. 339 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,535 Long as you've got an oven that will go to 320 degrees. 340 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,071 You take your turkey 341 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,538 which has been soaking overnight 342 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,374 in water, salt, coriander... ( knocking ) 343 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,843 Excuse me, sir. Toby would like to see you. 344 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,811 Should I send him in? 345 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:51,378 Yes. 346 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,347 Yeah, well, that's obviously 347 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,682 a question for you, sir. 348 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:56,884 She was asking me. 349 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,151 I'll step out. 350 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,352 Yeah. 351 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:03,456 Good morning, sir. 352 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,457 Hey. 353 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,926 ( door closes quietly ) 354 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,829 Before anything else, I was hoping I could impose on you 355 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,663 for as much information as you can spare 356 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:11,999 about making a turkey. 357 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,401 This is some preemptive psychological thing? 358 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,435 Yeah. 359 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,770 That's not going to work. 360 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,571 Yeah. 361 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,574 You're going to see... in next week's message calendar 362 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,244 there's a notation about a new Federal initiative 363 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,979 to provide low-cost cell phones 364 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,614 to neighborhood watch groups. 365 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,782 I saw the message calendar. 366 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,050 I'm having some difficulty 367 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,151 navigating the color coding. 368 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,585 The colors are for areas: 369 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,887 blue's education, green's economy. 370 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,355 It's a quick-glance way of letting us know 371 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,324 if we're getting enough hits on our issues. 372 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,926 There should be 373 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,660 a separate color for things I don't care about. 374 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,929 Like what? 375 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,363 Providing low-cost cell phone service 376 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,331 to neighborhood 377 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,166 watch groups. It's important. 378 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,168 Really? You spot a crime, you going to go to a pay phone? 379 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,636 There's nothing wrong with the policy. 380 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,637 It's just too small. 381 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:51,972 I could fund this initiative 382 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,907 out of my pocket. It's $10 million. 383 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,408 Leo could fund it out of his pocket. 384 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,977 Shouldn't this be local government 385 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,545 like the YMCA or something? 386 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,114 We have an idea, which we have reason to believe is popular 387 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,549 which is that, in addition 388 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,085 to passing large and abstract pieces of legislation... 389 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,354 We pass minute but easy to understand... 390 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,455 Yes. 391 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,023 How popular? 82%. 392 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:10,858 Get out of here. 393 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,692 Hand to God. 394 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,828 Bring me that polling data. 395 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,997 ( clears throat ) 396 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,866 What kind of stuffing are we talking about? 397 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,233 Cornbread 398 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,636 oysters, water chestnuts and andouille sausage. 399 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,206 You going to cook on the inside or separate? Inside. 400 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,640 Better make sure it cooks. It'll cook. 401 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,010 If it doesn't cook, people are going to get sick. 402 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,644 It'll cook. They'll be very, very sick. 403 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,679 I've got it covered. 404 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,947 Anything else? 405 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,715 You know about the new OMB definitions? 406 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,816 I know they're coming out. 407 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,018 What's it going to look like? 408 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,486 That depends-- you want more poor people 409 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,520 or fewer poor people? 410 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,354 Fewer poor people. 411 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,222 You got it. 412 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,490 Thank you, Mr. President. 413 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,966 water chestnuts and andouille sausage. 414 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:53,967 Sounds good. 415 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:54,968 Yeah. 416 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,203 But Toby seemed to indicate 417 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,437 that you had to be careful 418 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,106 if you cooked it inside the turkey 419 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,208 because, in some cases, it doesn't cook 420 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,176 and when that happens, people get sick. Yeah. 421 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,111 You know about this? 422 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,578 I've heard about it. 423 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,780 'Cause I thought Toby might be playing with me. 424 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,782 Maybe he is. But you said you've heard of it. 425 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,151 Maybe I am, too. 426 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,953 Nah. You don't have that kind of wit. 427 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,454 Yeah. I need to talk 428 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,222 to an expert. 429 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,589 Talk to Rene. Margaret? 430 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,992 I can't ask Rene. 431 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,193 Yes. The President needs to speak 432 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,194 with the head chef. 433 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,429 Could you try him at home? 434 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,563 No, no, I can't. 435 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,099 Thanks, Margaret. 436 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,867 I can't ask Rene right now. 437 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,202 Why not? 438 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,470 Well, frankly, I thought he did something 439 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,539 stupid and inconsiderate last week 440 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,275 but it turns out, I was just in a bad mood. 441 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,245 You gave Rene a firm talking-to. 442 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,080 Yes, and while he didn't deserve it 443 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,148 he will someday soon. 444 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:41,915 CHARLIE: Excuse me. 445 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,583 Come on in. 446 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,053 They dropped off the polling data you were asking for. 447 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,820 82% are in favor of fixing potholes? 448 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,222 Yeah. 449 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:49,889 I'm going to look at this. 450 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,724 Okay. 451 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,293 the nickel and dime stuff 452 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,127 I'll tell you one thing we can do. 453 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,428 What's that, sir? 454 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,663 This time of the year, there should be 455 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:57,931 a hot line you can call 456 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,666 with questions about cooking turkeys. 457 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,269 A special 800 number where the phones are staffed by experts. 458 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,203 There is. 459 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,938 What do you mean? 460 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,339 The Butterball Hot Line. 461 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,742 Butterball has a hot line? 462 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,877 Yeah. 463 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:11,979 It's an 800 number. 464 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,213 The phones are staffed by experts. 465 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:13,981 Are you kidding me? 466 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:14,847 No. 467 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,682 God, I'm sorry. 468 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,317 I love my country. 469 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,819 Charlie, get me the number for the Butterball Hot Line. 470 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,289 Yes, sir. 471 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,124 Hang on. 472 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,792 I don't think 473 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,460 this is the right one. 474 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,328 The right poll? 475 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,496 Yeah. 476 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,863 This is something different. 477 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:31,965 Hang on a second. 478 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,967 This is... 479 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,038 Son of a bitch. 480 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,675 Find Bruno Gianelli. 481 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,544 Tell him I want to see him right away. 482 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,246 Yes, sir. 483 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,583 GINGER: Sam? 484 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,551 Yeah. 485 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,585 Bernice Collette. 486 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,520 Thanks. 487 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,287 Hey, Sam. 488 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,622 How you doing, Bernie? 489 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,557 I'm not wild about people calling me Bernie. 490 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,625 Sure. What should I call you? 491 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,993 Bernice is fine. 492 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,995 But how will you know I'm your buddy? 493 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,264 I'm okay living in the dark on that. 494 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,733 Okay. 495 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,968 Can you tell me how the current standard was reached? 496 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,702 The new one? 497 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,104 The current one. 498 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,905 The new one hasn't been signed off on. 499 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:13,873 We have to sign off on it. 500 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:14,907 Why? 501 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:15,975 It's much more accurate. 502 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,010 How was the old one reached? 503 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,178 The current one. 504 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,813 In 1963, an Eastern European immigrant 505 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,082 named Molly Orshansky 506 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,950 who was working over in Social Security 507 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,018 came up with it. 508 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,986 Food was the most costly 509 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,721 living expense where she came from. 510 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,023 Our cost of living formula 511 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,624 for the last 40 years has been based 512 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,526 on life in Poland during the Cold War? 513 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,195 This is what I'm talking about. 514 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,896 Food doesn't account for one third 515 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,098 of a family's budget. 516 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,766 Housing is more expensive than food. 517 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,935 The current model also doesn't take into account transportation 518 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,138 and health insurance. 519 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,140 So let's call the current model the old model 520 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,541 and sign off on the new model. 521 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,809 All right. 522 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,244 Sit down. 523 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,246 The kid's being held at San Vitale in Rome. 524 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,581 You ever seen anything like this before? 525 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,682 Well, he's a minor 526 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,350 so this is uncharted territory. 527 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,152 Now, listen, I got to tell you something. 528 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,153 What? 529 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,488 Unless the eligibility papers 530 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,056 meet all the treaty obligations 531 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,257 they're going to have to release him. 532 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,525 Into whose custody? 533 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,194 They're just going to release him. 534 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,595 Russ... It's a provisional arrest. 535 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,230 We don't have the paperwork right 536 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,931 the Foreign Minister's going to review it 537 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,133 and decline extradition. 538 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,601 They have no grounds to hold him. 539 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,503 I-I don't... 540 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,506 He didn't break any Italian laws. 541 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,041 They're going to give him a Eurorail Pass and a backpack? 542 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,576 Well, the Governor's got to guarantee 543 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,545 that he's not going to seek the death penalty. 544 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,214 First of all, it isn't up to the Governor. 545 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,315 It's up to the DeKalb DA. 546 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,616 Second of all, this is Georgia. 547 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,384 Then, we're not getting the kid back. 548 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,985 "Extradition shall be refused 549 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,287 "unless the requesting Party 550 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,755 "provides such assurances 551 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,391 "as the requested Party considers sufficient 552 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,727 that the death penalty shall not be imposed." 553 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,763 I didn't write the U.S./Italian extradition treaty. 554 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,232 This kid shoots his teacher in the head 555 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,599 and gets life in Venice. 556 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,201 We're all going to look like idiots. 557 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,137 I got to put this out before it's in the papers. 558 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,338 Yeah. 559 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,472 What do I do now? 560 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,073 I'd talk to the Charge d'Affaires 561 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,242 at the Italian Embassy. 562 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,244 I want to do it today. 563 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,645 I'll set it up. 564 00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,512 Thank you. 565 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,480 MAN: We got swampland 566 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,914 or soil too rocky to farm 567 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,884 so we had to foreclose or sell at three cents an acre. 568 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,954 In 1934, the Indian Reorganization Act allowed us 569 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:11,391 to start buying back the land, bad and good, bit by bit. 570 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,893 Why would you want to buy back the bad land, too? 571 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,429 Because the I.R. Act said if we put it in a trust 572 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,098 like a national park, it would never be taken away. 573 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,767 So what you need is what? 574 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,137 An answer on our CFR 151 application. 575 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,505 I'm sure that's handled 576 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,106 by the Department of the Interior. 577 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,275 It is. And? 578 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,609 We're still waiting for a answer. 579 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,411 These things take a little bit of time. 580 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,045 Well, we've been waiting for a little bit of time. 581 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,447 It's a big interior, Maggie. 582 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,083 We've been waiting for 15 years, C.J.. 583 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,951 15 years? 584 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,220 Yeah. 585 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,189 So you can see why we don't mind 586 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,690 hanging around here for a little while. 587 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,757 Yeah. 588 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,058 C.J.? Yeah. 589 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,594 You guys going to have anything on Macedonia 590 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,928 before the end of the day? 591 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,597 I don't think so. Okay. 592 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,465 What's going on? I'm just talking to my friends. 593 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,933 Okay. Have a good weekend, Mark. 594 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,001 Have a good Thanksgiving. 595 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,169 I'm Canadian. 596 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,637 Yours is in April. 597 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,305 October. 598 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,806 Oh, to have it be over. 599 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,808 Yeah. 600 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,253 I have to ask you because I'm asking everyone. 601 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,921 There is an American children's book 602 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,989 I'm trying to find and having difficulty. 603 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,625 It's called 604 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,428 The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Grey Bridge. 605 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,162 I know The Little Red Lighthouse. 606 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,531 That's a great book. 607 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,266 The funicular-- it's not a funicular. 608 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,234 It's a... 609 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,768 The George Washington Bridge. 610 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,970 Yes. You know the lighthouse is still there. 611 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,439 It's very hard to see. 612 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,706 If you're driving up the Riverside 613 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,174 the West Side Highway goes... 614 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,143 Yeah. You peer down just at the right moment 615 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,378 you can see the top of it. 616 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,612 I can't find the book 617 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,748 and I have a four-year-old boy now. 618 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,082 I'll ask around. 619 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,217 Thank you. 620 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,685 Please. 621 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,220 Now... 622 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,489 You stand hand in hand with no other nation on this 623 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,623 except Somalia. 624 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,392 You know that, don't you? 625 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:55,328 Even China doesn't allow children to be executed. 626 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,696 Well, Federal law doesn't allow it 627 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,598 but the people in the state of Georgia do 628 00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,866 so there's not much... 629 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,033 Yes. 630 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,235 ( sighs ) 631 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,370 Grazzi. 632 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,571 Mr. Fedrigotti... 633 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,572 Alberto. 634 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,606 Alberto 635 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,174 please. 636 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,977 You'll have the Ambassador speak to the Foreign Minister 637 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,111 and send the kid back? 638 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,080 Josh, you're in a restaurant... 639 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,248 Alberto... 640 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,383 ...and there is a little girl 641 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,984 who's really misbehaving. 642 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,118 She runs around. 643 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,553 She's throwing food. 644 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,590 The father decides to punish her right there 645 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,426 by cracking a wine bottle over her head 646 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,461 throwing her to the ground 647 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,763 and kicking her repeatedly. 648 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,332 You sit at the next table. 649 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,033 What do you do? 650 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,903 The kid wasn't throwing food. 651 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,873 Is there a crime that girl could commit 652 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,843 that would have justified what the father did? 653 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,615 See, it's-it's problematic 654 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,717 when other people make my argument for me. 655 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,818 Yeah. 656 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:55,655 And if the father said, "This is my child 657 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,425 and I will punish her any way I choose" 658 00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,892 would you come to the conclusion 659 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,094 that this father has lost all perspective 660 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,430 and good judgment 661 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,765 and should be removed from the equation? 662 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,637 Okay. I'm going to, uh... 663 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,109 I'll ask around about the book. 664 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,812 Thank you. 665 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,828 What about the Assistant Secretary for Indian Affairs? 666 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:36,829 He's away. 667 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:37,864 You tried? 668 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,533 Yeah. 669 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,402 Deputy Director of Intergovernmental Affairs? 670 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,269 He's left. 671 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,637 Deputy of Acquisition... 672 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,339 Isn't there a Deputy of Acquisition 673 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,907 and Property Management? 674 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,910 Yeah, and there's also a Deputy of Tribal Services. 675 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,480 But... ? It's Thanksgiving. Nobody's here. 676 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,814 I'm here. They're here. 677 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,948 You're here. 678 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,884 God knows that. 679 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,558 Tell Leo's office I'm coming over. 680 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:07,960 She's making a certain amount of sense. 681 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,328 Isn't this one of those things 682 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,530 that can be argued from all sides? 683 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,664 Yes. And in one way or another 684 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,799 they're all right. Yes. 685 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,300 You can put the numbers together 686 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:14,934 a lot of different ways. 687 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,068 Yeah. 688 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,704 Okay, well, let's put them together 689 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,238 in a way that gives us fewer poor people. 690 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,507 Yeah. 691 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,341 Or if we have to go with the new formula 692 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,476 delay as long as we can. 693 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:24,310 We have to test it. 694 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,978 All right. 695 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:34,987 So three statisticians go deer hunting. 696 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,557 The first one misses ten feet to the left. 697 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,626 The second one misses ten feet to the right. 698 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:42,094 The third one jumps up and down and says, "I hit it." 699 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,363 You got to like a guy who comes up with 700 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,231 a statistical analysis joke. 701 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,466 Certainly you would 702 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:47,667 if you had let me call you Bernie. 703 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,135 Sam... Shouldn't we test the math 704 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,003 before the President signs off on it? 705 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:51,871 Create a pilot program 706 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,406 and experiment for two years? 707 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,641 Test the math? Yeah. 708 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,142 You think we did this with an abacus? 709 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:57,977 I've always wanted to learn how to work an abacus. 710 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,746 'Cause on the first date when the check comes 711 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:00,780 and you pull that thing out of your pocket 712 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,048 and start adding up the tip. 713 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,816 Well, that and your statistics jokes 714 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,052 will have you blazing a path through the capital women. 715 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,688 Yeah. You know, the new formula doesn't take into account 716 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,222 regional differences in housing costs. 717 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,692 No. You don't think it's worth it? 718 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:13,860 We took the national mean. 719 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,261 How do you suppose landlords 720 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:16,328 in New York and L.A. feel 721 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:17,564 about the national mean? 722 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,731 We debated that, but agreed it was 723 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,066 too difficult to assess 724 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,968 when the costs change from year to year. 725 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:24,036 So you drop the problem when the math gets tough? 726 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,938 Look... You know who wouldn't be very pleased by that? 727 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,306 Miss Holly Orshanksy of Poland 728 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,575 author of the original formula 729 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,276 who I think is long overdue for recognition. 730 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,177 Molly. 731 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:31,911 Hmm? 732 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,145 Molly Orshansky. 733 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:33,880 Not Holly? 734 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,147 No. 735 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,949 I thought it was Holly. 736 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,887 Bruno. 737 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,655 Get him in here. 738 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,093 What the hell is this? 739 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,496 Sorry? 740 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:50,730 What is this? 741 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,999 I don't know what you're waving. 742 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:53,966 It's a poll. 743 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,202 I asked to see a poll about... 744 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,203 It doesn't matter. 745 00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:58,771 They sent up the wrong poll. 746 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,874 This one asks voters where I should spend Thanksgiving. 747 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:02,675 Yeah. 748 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,577 What the hell are you doing 749 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,613 polling where I should spend Thanksgiving? 750 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,447 Well, New England doesn't get us anything 751 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,849 that we don't already have 752 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,619 and there was a sense it could be seen as political 753 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:15,622 with New Hampshire the first primary state. 754 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,323 I have Thanksgiving with my family. 755 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:18,558 Yeah, yeah. 756 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,126 People like that. 757 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,227 Thank God. 758 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,361 Mr. President... 759 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:23,763 You politicize my family 760 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:25,765 to make sure they don't look political? 761 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,534 Don't get me started on irony, sir. 762 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:30,302 My family is off limits. 763 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,671 Sir 764 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:35,107 your candor... about a terrible illness 765 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,375 was off limits. 766 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:38,477 Your regimen of self-medication 767 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,747 was off limits. 768 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:43,449 With due respect, you've used up 769 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:44,784 your off limits. 770 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:46,853 I'll decide when I've used them up. 771 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:48,921 You don't poll where my family goes. 772 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,456 Am I making myself clear? 773 00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:51,624 Mm-hmm. 774 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,092 Sometimes I have difficulty 775 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,528 talking to people who don't race sailboats. 776 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:57,296 What? 777 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:58,831 I have difficulty sometimes 778 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,100 talking to people who don't race sailboats. 779 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:04,270 When I was a teenager, I crewed Larchmont to Nassau 780 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,471 on a 58-foot sloop 781 00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:06,539 called Cantice. 782 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,040 There was a little piece of kelp 783 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,778 that was stuck to the hull, and even though it was little 784 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:14,513 you don't want anything stuck to the hull. 785 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,948 So, I take a boat hook 786 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:17,684 on a pole, and I stick it in the water 787 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,985 and I try to get the kelp off 788 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,120 when seven guys start screaming at me, right? 789 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:26,158 'Cause now the pole is causing more drag than the kelp was. 790 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:30,229 See, what you got to do is you got to drop it in 791 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:34,901 and let the water lift it out in a windmill motion. 792 00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:39,205 Drop it in, and let the water take it by the kelp 793 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,740 and lift it out. 794 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,711 In and out, in and out, until you got it. 795 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,146 The voters aren't choosing a plumber 796 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,781 Mr. President. 797 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:51,150 They are choosing a President 798 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:55,622 and if you don't think that your family should matter 799 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:57,156 my suggestion to you 800 00:25:57,156 --> 00:26:00,727 is to get out of professional politics. 801 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:04,396 But if you think that I am going to miss 802 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,098 even one opportunity 803 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:09,602 to pick up half a knot of boat speed 804 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:12,705 you're absolutely out of your mind. 805 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:15,642 When it costs us nothing? 806 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:18,544 And we give up nothing? 807 00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:21,447 You're out of your mind. 808 00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,783 ( knock at door ) 809 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,655 Excuse me. 810 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,595 Ah, something important. 811 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,731 What is that, sir? 812 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:42,101 The number for the Butterball Hot Line. 813 00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,975 Watch and learn. 814 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:50,977 WOMAN: Welcome to the Butterball Hot Line. 815 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,144 Hello. 816 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,346 Please stand by for our next available operator 817 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:56,082 to assist you. 818 00:26:58,317 --> 00:26:59,618 Charlie? 819 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,987 15 years. 820 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,154 I agree. That's a long time. 821 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,289 That's a pretty long time. 822 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,523 Yes. 823 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:05,692 And you know, all we're talking about 824 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:06,993 is a sewage plant and a health center. 825 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,928 They're not asking for the Great Plains. 826 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,663 I'll have somebody call somebody 827 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,031 and find out what the delay is. 828 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:13,833 What can I tell them in the meantime? 829 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,534 Tell them that. It would be nice if they could see 830 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:16,769 someone before they left. 831 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:17,770 They had an appointment. 832 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:18,771 Sealy? He's gone. 833 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:19,772 Do it Monday. 834 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:20,873 We do it Monday, they're 835 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,041 going to stay here till Monday 836 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,442 absent being dragged off in handcuffs. 837 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:24,443 Of this, I'm sure. 838 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:25,511 Plus, right is right. 839 00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:26,645 What do you want from me? 840 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,247 Five minutes. No. 841 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:29,481 They walk out of here, they've met the Chief of Staff. 842 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,817 No. Why not? 843 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,251 'Cause I'm not taking a meeting 844 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,253 with somebody who stages a sit-in in the lobby. 845 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,361 All right, thank you. 846 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:43,362 Thank you. 847 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:47,734 Toby. 848 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,435 Yes, sir? 849 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:52,004 Come in, please. 850 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,707 You polled where I should have Thanksgiving? 851 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:56,542 Yeah, I saw that question. 852 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:58,277 And it was okay with you? 853 00:27:58,277 --> 00:27:59,478 Uh, yes, sir. 854 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:00,980 Why? 855 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,249 Because it was okay with Joey Lucas. 856 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:05,952 You think people should care where I have Thanksgiving? 857 00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:08,354 I know I don't give a damn. 858 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,056 All right, it doesn't matter. 859 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:11,891 I straightened it out with Bruno. 860 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,125 It has a lot to do with kelp. 861 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,393 With what? 862 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:16,796 WOMAN: Hello. Welcome to the Butterball Hot Line. 863 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,297 Hey! Shh! What the hell is...? 864 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,398 Hello! 865 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:20,800 How can I help you, sir? 866 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,268 Well, first, let me say 867 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:25,371 I think this is a wonderful service you provide. 868 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,373 Thank you. May I have your name, please? 869 00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:28,741 I'm a citizen. 870 00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:31,177 I'm sure you are, sir, but if I have your name 871 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:34,013 I can put your comments in our customer feedback form. 872 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,949 I'm Joe Bethersontin. 873 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:39,685 That's one "T," and with an "H" in there. 874 00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:41,153 And your address? 875 00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:42,088 Fargo. 876 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,956 Your street address, please. 877 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:48,895 Zip code, Fargo, North Dakota right now. 878 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,462 My street address 879 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:55,968 is 11454 Pruder Street, 880 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:59,872 and it's very important that you put "street" down there 881 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:02,308 because sometimes it gets confused 882 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:03,675 with Pruder Way 883 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,411 and Pruder Lane. 884 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,446 It's Apartment 23... 885 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,748 "R" 886 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,718 Fargo, North Dakota. 887 00:29:12,718 --> 00:29:14,753 Zip code 50504. 888 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,088 Thank you. 889 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,756 Your voice sounds very familiar to me. 890 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:21,894 I do radio commercials for... products. 891 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:23,495 And how can I help you? 892 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:26,198 Stuffing should be stuffed inside the turkey, am I correct? 893 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,234 It can also be baked in a casserole dish. 894 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,702 Well, then, we'd have to call it something else 895 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,871 wouldn't we? 896 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,172 I suppose. 897 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:35,942 If I cook it inside the turkey 898 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,776 is there a chance I could kill my guests? 899 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,746 I'm not saying that's necessarily a deal-breaker. 900 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,514 Well, there are some concerns. 901 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:43,782 Two main bacterial problems 902 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,651 are salmonella and campylobacter jejuna. 903 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,820 All right, well, first of all 904 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,689 I think you made the second bacteria up, 905 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:51,590 and second of all 906 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,059 how do I avoid it? 907 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:55,027 Make sure all the ingredients are cooked first. 908 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:56,595 Sauté any vegetables 909 00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:58,297 fry sausage, oysters, etcetera. 910 00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,265 Excellent. 911 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:02,568 Let's talk temperature. 912 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,003 165 degrees. 913 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:05,304 No. See, I was testing you. 914 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,206 The USDA calls for turkeys to be cooked 915 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,607 to an internal temperature 916 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,376 of 180 to 185 degrees. 917 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:11,743 Yes, sir. 918 00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,512 I was talking about the stuffing 919 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:16,949 which you want to cook to 165 to avoid the health risks. 920 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,217 Okay. Good testing. 921 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:20,519 Do you have an accurate thermometer? 922 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:21,921 Oh, yeah. 923 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:25,824 It was presented to me as a gift from the personal sous chef 924 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,593 to the king of... 925 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:28,895 auto sales in... 926 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,596 ( whispering ): Fargo. 927 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:31,697 ...Fargo. 928 00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:33,232 Phil Baharnd. 929 00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:35,134 The man can sell a car like... 930 00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:36,668 well, like anything. 931 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:37,836 Very good, sir. 932 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,438 You have a good Thanksgiving. 933 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:40,639 And you do, too. 934 00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:41,640 Thanks a lot. 935 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,741 That was excellent. 936 00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:43,910 We should do that once a week. 937 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:45,144 Phil Baharnd? 938 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,678 I got to get better 939 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,547 at the names. 940 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:49,949 Well, that's it, sir. 941 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,617 Want to start the weekend? 942 00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:53,052 No. One more thing left. 943 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:55,287 Today, we find the traitor in my family. 944 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,756 I know the First Lady doesn't like to schlep, 945 00:30:57,756 --> 00:31:01,360 but would you please tell her to meet me in the residence? 946 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,929 Yes, sir. 947 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,435 JOSH: Look... I need to ask you something. 948 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:10,169 LEO: What? 949 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:11,437 What am I missing? 950 00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:13,039 Why does the White House care so much 951 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,473 about an issue involving a local DA 952 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,008 which at best should be handled 953 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,843 by Justice and State and the Embassy? 954 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,845 Because. Because what? 955 00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,513 Because I don't want this President 956 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,582 to get a call from the Bishop of Rome. 957 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,351 Why do we care about the Bishop of Rome? 958 00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,886 Because that's not the only name he goes by. 959 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,389 What's another name? 960 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,357 Your Holiness. 961 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,025 The Bishop of Rome is the Pope? 962 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:35,027 He'll take it to a whole new level. 963 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,562 We don't want to be on that level. 964 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:37,796 No, we do not. 965 00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:39,065 Forget the Italians. 966 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,233 I want to work it from our side. 967 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,435 That means getting the DA to guarantee 968 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:45,571 he won't seek the death penalty. 969 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:46,872 Yeah. How? 970 00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:48,407 DeKalb's the Georgia Fourth. 971 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,575 Yeah. 972 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,843 When Drier was elected from the Georgia Fourth 973 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:54,413 election before last, Faragut was who he beat. 974 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,581 Who's Faragut? 975 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:56,949 The DeKalb DA. 976 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,022 Well, I suppose there's a time for scruples 977 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,890 and a time for, you know... 978 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:05,557 Not? 979 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:06,725 Yeah. 980 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:07,960 He's left the office. 981 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,162 But he'll be on the 8:00 PM USAirways 982 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:12,098 out of Hartsfield, going to DFW. 983 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:13,299 Hartsfield? 984 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:15,301 Yeah. Okay. 985 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,203 Excuse me. 986 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,406 Thank you. Listen... 987 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:22,141 I got you on standby on a direct flight 988 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:23,709 to Boca, where you can rent a car, and... 989 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:24,843 Cancel it. Why? 990 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,178 I need a layover in Atlanta. 991 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,446 Oh, of course you do. 992 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,081 I need to get there about an hour before 993 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:30,349 an 8:00 flight would take off. 994 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,518 That would be around 7:00. 995 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,186 I haven't done the math. 996 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,722 I'm also going to need some information 997 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:39,725 on the DeKalb County DA whose name is Faragut. 998 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:42,061 Do me a favor. Start with a recent photograph. 999 00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:43,329 And call my mother 1000 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:44,830 and tell her I'm going to be late. 1001 00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:45,831 Josh? Yeah. 1002 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:46,832 You call your mother. 1003 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:47,966 Right. 1004 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,541 I should be able to at least fire 1005 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,609 paint balls at you while you do that. 1006 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:05,151 It's harder to get elected if you feature the underclass, 1007 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,386 but it's harder to help them if you hide them. 1008 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,088 ( chuckles dryly ) 1009 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:11,157 Well, what if we just recalibrate it 1010 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:13,192 to make everyone over $20,000 rich 1011 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:15,227 and everyone under $20,000 middle class? 1012 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,362 Then they'd all vote 1013 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:17,763 Republican, wouldn't they? 1014 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,698 Yeah. I think when we 1015 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,900 get back from the weekend, we should talk to Bruno. 1016 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,136 Why Bruno? 1017 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,637 Because I think if it's anything short 1018 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:26,972 of a torpedo in the side of the campaign 1019 00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:28,340 we should take it to Leo. 1020 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,441 I think even if it's a torpedo 1021 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:30,909 in the side of the campaign 1022 00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:32,344 we should do it, but that's me. 1023 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,345 And I don't imagine I'd rally 1024 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,613 much support around that. 1025 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,782 No. So, I'll talk to Bruno. 1026 00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:37,916 Yeah. Thanks. 1027 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:39,485 See you Monday. 1028 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,120 Have a good Thanksgiving. 1029 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,055 You, too. 1030 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,135 CAROL: Listen. 1031 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:57,236 What? 1032 00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:58,870 Security's nervous. 1033 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,806 Nervous about what? 1034 00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:03,041 The Indians in the lobby. 1035 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,643 No, I mean, nervous about what? 1036 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,079 It's a lawyer and a Michigan Wolverine. 1037 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,947 I think we can take 'em. We always do. 1038 00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:10,149 Yeah, I'm just saying 1039 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,850 security's going to do their thing. 1040 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:14,353 ( sighs ) 1041 00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:18,590 I'll be there in a minute. 1042 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,971 Bruno? 1043 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:34,206 Hey. 1044 00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:35,507 You get hauled in? 1045 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,508 Yep. 1046 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:37,976 And? 1047 00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:40,179 We had a conversation. 1048 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:42,281 Listen, the OMB's going to come out 1049 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,616 with a recommendation for a new way 1050 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,885 to calculate the poverty level. 1051 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:47,953 A show of hands? 1052 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:50,189 No, but the formula raises 1053 00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:52,724 the poverty level $2,000 and change. 1054 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:53,825 So, what is it now? 1055 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:54,926 $20,000 a year. 1056 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,628 The problem is, we got to campaign 1057 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:58,730 with four million new poor people. 1058 00:34:58,730 --> 00:34:59,565 That's the problem? 1059 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:00,666 Yeah. 1060 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,534 Not that someone making $21,000 a year 1061 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,069 is considered comfortable? 1062 00:35:04,069 --> 00:35:05,904 We're working on that one, too. 1063 00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:07,072 You keep working on that. 1064 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,474 I'll sell the other thing. 1065 00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:09,941 How? 1066 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:13,212 Same way P.T. Barnum sold a truckload of white salmon. 1067 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:15,314 By sticking labels on them that said 1068 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:17,283 "Guaranteed not to go pink in the can." 1069 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:18,984 I have this fish theme going on today. 1070 00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,319 What the hell...? 1071 00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:22,154 "Are you telling me this formula's 1072 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:25,791 been broken for years, and the other guys haven't fixed it?" 1073 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:27,226 Like that. 1074 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:28,527 Want to get a quick drink? 1075 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,629 No, I got nieces and nephews. 1076 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,131 And we'll meet Monday on this, okay? 1077 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,700 Truckload of white sal-- 1078 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,568 You ever even heard of white salmon? 1079 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,204 No. 1080 00:35:41,006 --> 00:35:43,141 Guy could sell anything. 1081 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:47,179 WOMAN ( over PA ): Welcome to Hartsfield International Airport. 1082 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:49,381 For your protection, please do not leave 1083 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:51,850 any baggage unattended. 1084 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:59,625 MAN (over PA ): Flight 1421 to Los Angeles is now boarding at Gate 31D. 1085 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:04,095 Flight 1421 to Los Angeles is now boarding at Gate 31D. 1086 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:05,831 ( buzz of conversation ) 1087 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,240 Yes? 1088 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,508 Uh, could I get a ginger ale, please? 1089 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,347 Excuse me, you're Mark Faragut, right? 1090 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:23,915 I'm Josh Lyman. 1091 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,150 Yeah. 1092 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:26,385 Good to meet you. 1093 00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:27,786 You know, it's funny. 1094 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:29,788 I just got a message from my office to call... 1095 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,089 Yeah. 1096 00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:33,759 Oh, God, you didn't come all the way down here just... 1097 00:36:33,759 --> 00:36:36,328 No, my mom lives in Florida, but just technically. 1098 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,263 Sorry? Doesn't matter. 1099 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:39,030 The Governor... 1100 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,367 The Italians aren't worried about the Governor, Mark. 1101 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:42,801 They're worried about you. 1102 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,571 Italy can't tell me how to prosecute my case. 1103 00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:48,073 And no offense, Josh, but neither can you. 1104 00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,408 You don't have a defendant. 1105 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,377 You can't ask me to weaken my stance. 1106 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:52,544 I know, 'cause the Georgia Fourth 1107 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,845 is tough enough for a Democrat 1108 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:55,781 without appearing as if he's against 1109 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,849 the death penalty. I'm not against the death penalty. 1110 00:36:57,849 --> 00:36:59,251 I said "appearing." 1111 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:02,087 And the only way to combat that is with TV time. 1112 00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:04,656 You are planning on running again, right? 1113 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:07,426 Apparently, you don't know much 1114 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:09,561 about my last campaign. 1115 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,863 You raised $232,000 in four months, 1116 00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:14,900 but then the well dried up after you prosecuted 1117 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:18,370 a corporate polluter and got stuck as anti-business. 1118 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:20,739 You were left with $41,500 for the last two months 1119 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,508 and that was the ball game. 1120 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,476 WOMAN ( over PA ): USAirways is pleased to announce 1121 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,545 its Flight 1017 service to Dallas-Ft. Worth 1122 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,780 is now boarding at Gate Five. 1123 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:32,318 Please have your boarding pass ready to show the ticket agent. 1124 00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:34,353 That's my flight. 1125 00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:36,888 Guarantee you won't seek the death penalty 1126 00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:39,325 and you'll have an endless media buy 1127 00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:41,159 to explain it to your district. 1128 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,629 Josh, please tell me there is no money in that envelope. 1129 00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:44,596 No. 1130 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,898 Well, in a manner of speaking. 1131 00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:48,166 Names? 1132 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,034 Yeah, three of them. 1133 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:50,035 None of them local. 1134 00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:51,403 Do what I'm telling you 1135 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,204 and all three of them will take your call. 1136 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:55,407 I can win this time. 1137 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:56,542 Your flight's boarding. 1138 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,946 Have a good Thanksgiving. 1139 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,981 You, too. 1140 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,952 Ginger ale. 1141 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,654 Thank you. 1142 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:24,269 Hello. 1143 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:26,171 PRESIDENT: Hi. 1144 00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:28,306 Thank you, Al. 1145 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,543 You summoned me? 1146 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:32,978 Yeah, sorry about that. 1147 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,080 Listen, I'm sorry about this, too, 1148 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,915 but we have to change plans. 1149 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,485 What do you mean? We're having dinner here at the White House. 1150 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:41,553 Charlie's calling everybody. Why? 1151 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:44,390 I've seen some polling information. 1152 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:46,425 The numbers are staggering. 1153 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:47,993 People are looking for steadiness, 1154 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,060 for a father figure. 1155 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:50,429 They like it when I'm here. 1156 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:52,864 You can't be a father figure at Camp David? 1157 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:53,632 I guess not. 1158 00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,066 This is ridiculous. 1159 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:57,068 You can't change plans on people the 11th hour. 1160 00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:58,103 It's no problem. 1161 00:38:58,103 --> 00:38:59,705 Of course, it's a problem. 1162 00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:02,307 When you're in the White House, there's an entire staff 1163 00:39:02,307 --> 00:39:03,308 that has to be here. 1164 00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:04,209 Now, they can't go home. 1165 00:39:04,209 --> 00:39:05,243 It's their job. 1166 00:39:05,243 --> 00:39:06,311 It's Thanksgiving. 1167 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:07,379 I've got polling numbers. 1168 00:39:07,379 --> 00:39:09,548 Which say Camp David is fine. 1169 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,049 J'accuse! 1170 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,384 Oh, brother. 1171 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:14,720 J'accuse, mon petit fromage. 1172 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,888 You speak four languages. 1173 00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:18,457 How come none of them is French? 1174 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:19,625 Nothing's wrong with my French. 1175 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,393 You just called me your little cheese. 1176 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:24,162 That's right. 1177 00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:25,330 They came to me. 1178 00:39:25,330 --> 00:39:27,466 They said, "What do you think 1179 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:30,301 about having Thanksgiving at Camp David 1180 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,437 instead of New Hampshire?" 1181 00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:32,237 They told me why. 1182 00:39:32,237 --> 00:39:33,539 I said, "Fine." 1183 00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,774 And what part are you leaving out now? 1184 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,443 The part where I lied to you. 1185 00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:38,410 Yes. 1186 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:40,345 Yes, I do that sometimes. 1187 00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:43,014 Sometimes, I don't want to go 15 rounds 1188 00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:46,317 on Bess Truman and what constitutes a farm. 1189 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:49,020 On your behalf, I have responded 1190 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:52,157 to polling information telling me what I should wear 1191 00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:55,026 and what I should say, to say nothing of the fact 1192 00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,829 that I have been subpoenaed to answer questions 1193 00:39:57,829 --> 00:40:00,799 before Congress on how I secretly kept you alive. 1194 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:03,334 So, explain to me now how what I did 1195 00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:04,836 was out of line. 1196 00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:11,810 You know what? 1197 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,078 It was. 1198 00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:19,585 I know. 1199 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,125 Well... 1200 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,060 with the ingredients for stuffing 1201 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,930 you have to cook them before you put them in the turkey 1202 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,165 and you're not going to know whether I did or not. 1203 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,902 I'll do what I always do with anything you cook. 1204 00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,237 I'll wait for the girls to eat it first. 1205 00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:40,772 Me, too. 1206 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:04,896 How many treaties have we signed with the Munsee Indians? 1207 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:05,764 Six. 1208 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:07,032 How many have we revoked? 1209 00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:08,433 Six. 1210 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:09,267 What were the Munsees doing 1211 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:10,636 in 1778? 1212 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,604 Fighting in George Washington's army. 1213 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,205 And why aren't you in New York anymore? 1214 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:15,841 'Cause you marched us to Wisconsin. 1215 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,576 And whose land was it in the first place? 1216 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,645 Ours. 1217 00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:21,112 ( sighs ) 1218 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,848 I'm going to have the Park Police 1219 00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:24,716 escort you from the building. 1220 00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:27,118 It'll take me a few minutes, so you can make whatever calls 1221 00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,253 you need to make, 1222 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:29,788 or you can come back to my office right now. 1223 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:31,923 We'll make an appointment for Monday 1224 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,926 and the White House will cover your expenses. 1225 00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:45,403 Okay. 1226 00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:47,405 "Okay," what? 1227 00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:49,941 Okay, ma'am. 1228 00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:53,478 No, "okay," you're... 1229 00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:54,512 We'll come back to the office. 1230 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:58,750 How do you keep fighting these smaller injustices 1231 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,219 when they're all from the mother of injustices? 1232 00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:03,154 What's the alternative?