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Previously on The West Wing:

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I'm seeing Amy
again tonight.

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Second date?

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First date, really.

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Last night was
more of a, you know...

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Scheme.

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You know
Amy's seeing somebody?

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I do know that.

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Congressman.
Josh.

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Great night for us.

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We'll see.

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I'm just saying...
That he's using me.

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I was saying that.

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How'd it go?
Not at all well.

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You know whose fault
that is?

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John Tandy's.
No.

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Hers.
Yours.

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He's about to be censured,
and then he's going

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to deliver
the State of the Union

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and then he's going to run
for reelection.

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My guess is that there are
some things on his mind.

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( intercom buzzes )

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( blankets rustling )

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( groans )

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( buzzing insistently )

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( groans )

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( pushes intercom )

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NEWSCASTER 1:
The Supreme Court has issued
its annual report.

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Details in this report...

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NEWSCASTER 2:
Voters in Iowa will pass
the first ballots

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as the presidential primary
season officially gets underway.

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President Bartlet, unchallenged
in the Democratic caucus

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will be flying
to Cedar Rapids today.

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While on the Republican side,
Governor Ritchie looks to be

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the front-runner
in the primaries.

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The official campaign season
begins today in Iowa...

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Why would I put it back?

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...There will only be one
candidate in the kickoff...

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( lid clatters )

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...President Jed Bartlet.

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President Bartlet is the first
elected democratic incumbent

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since Franklin Roosevelt

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to go unchallenged
by his own party.

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With no opposition, he could
easily bypass the Iowa caucus...

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( knocking on door )

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..."The President feels that
in the spirit of true democracy

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"he must present himself...
( knocking continues )

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to the American people
as the candidate."

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Having an unchallenged
Republican...

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Hello.

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Hello.

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You let anybody up
without asking who it is?

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I thought you
were breakfast.

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You know what?

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What?

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John's never asked to see
the WLC's high donor database.

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What?

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He's never asked to see
the high donor database.

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Or any other mailing list.

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So how do you like
them apples?

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I just went to sleep
about two hours ago.

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You think he's using me.

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Is the sun even up?

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I just thought
you should know.

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No, not so much.

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Those pajamas are
too big for you.

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What makes you
say that?

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Well, you've got
the bottoms all...

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I know they're
too big for me.

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What are you doing here?

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Demonstrating,
once and for all

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that John's not using me
to get the women's vote.

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You're flaky,
you know that?

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You're quite
the flake.

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Not once has he asked
to see the database...

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I was done with this
fight a month ago.

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...never asked us to sponsor
a fund-raiser for him.

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It's early.

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It's January.

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You think it's too early
to start raising money?

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No, I'm saying it's
5:00 in the morning.

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I offered him a slot to speak
on Safe Haven laws; he declined.

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He hardly ever takes
photo-ops with me.

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He always takes
photo-ops with you.

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Yes, yes, he does,
but he never runs them

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in his Congressional
Newsletter.

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How do you like
them apples?

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We're going to stop
with the apples soon, right?

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Admit that you're wrong

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and that his relationship
with me

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has nothing to do
with politics.

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I admit it.

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Do you mean it?

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No, of course,
I'm right

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and his relationship
with you

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has everything
to do with politics.

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He's a power dater;
that's what power daters do.

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You know how I know?

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'Cause you're a power dater?

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That's right.

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Well, you know how
I know that you're wrong?

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'Cause you looked in
his eyes, saw his soul

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and confronted him in a
moment of human honesty?

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That's right.

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Then he was sure
to tell you the truth.

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Well, he didn't have to.

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Why?

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'Cause he asked me
to marry him.

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...was greeted by more than
40 protesters

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who had cut through fences...

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How do you like them appl...

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No.

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...Navy, which owns...

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He asked you to marry him?

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Yes.

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And you want me
to talk you out of it?

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You don't have to talk me
out of it, I said no.
Good.

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And then I told him
I thought we should

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stop seeing each other
for a while.

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Really?
Yes.

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Okay.

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Now you're nervous.

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No, I'm not.

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Josh, you and I
have spent

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four nights
with each other.

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I didn't break up
with him for you.

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I'm not pathetic-stalking-woman

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who, you know....
does things.

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We spent six nights
with each other.

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What are you counting?

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I'm counting them all.

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It was four.

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He just upped and proposed?

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Yes, Hamlet,
it's called being decisive.

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No, Ophelia, it's called
a political asset.

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What does it matter now?

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It doesn't.

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And that's all
you're going to say?

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I'll say more when you call me
in 30 seconds

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from your cell phone.

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...and a consultant has
recommended background checks

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on employees...

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You know, for the most
insecure guy I've ever met

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you're pretty sure of yourself.

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You'll call me
from your cell phone

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that's where the real
conversation always takes place.

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You can't afford
pajamas that fit?

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It's laundry day.

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I'll see ya.

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( door opening and closing )

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...with aides in Governor
Ritchie's campaign

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hopeful that a large turnout
will help...

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( phone ringing )

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Time number one was on the steps

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in front of my apartment
when you kissed me.

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It was snowing.

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Time number two was
when you came over

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after the State of the Union.

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Time number three was
at your house

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when you put on your bootleg
tape of the Stones

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at Wembley Stadium
and put on your feather boa

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and sang "Honkey Tonk Woman."

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Time number four involved
a variety of hosiery...

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Josh, I'm going to stop you
right here, okay?

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Leo?

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Yeah.

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Anybody else in the office?

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Hey, Josh.

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Hey, Margaret.

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LEO:
We've got a problem in Vieques

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and a caucus in Iowa.

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Why don't you come
on in to work, hmm?

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Yeah.

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as the presidential primary
season officially gets underway.

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President Bartlet, unchallenged
in the Democratic caucus

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will being arriving
to Cedar Rapids today.

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While on the Republican side,
Governor Ritchie looks to be

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the front-runner in the primary.

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C.J.:
I'm on the plane.

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No, I'm on the plane.

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I'll be coming back tonight;
it's just for the day.

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No, it's just for the day, Dad.

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We're coming back tonight.

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I won't be tired.

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I'll sleep if I'm tired,
but I won't be tired.

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Because we're coming back
at 8:00

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and I don't get tired at 8:00.

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Plus I won't be the one
flying the plane.

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Oh, my God.

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Dad, because this is how it is.

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If it's in the 48 states,
we come back the same day.

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The taxpayers paid for a very
comfortable and fast airplane

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and this is what they had
in mind when they did.

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Am I going to...?

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No.

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Because I don't live in Iowa;
I'm not allowed to vote there.

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Ah, see, there's always a catch.

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Well, he's unchallenged
in the Iowa caucus

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so I like our chances.

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No, Dad, I'm on the plane.

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All right,
I'll try and call you later

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if there's anything interesting
to report.

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Talk to you later.

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( bell chimes )

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MAN:
Mr. President,
ladies and gentlemen

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good morning
from the flight deck.

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This is
Lieutenant Colonel Gantry.

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We're passing through some
turbulence

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on our way to a cruising
altitude of 41,000 feet.

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Our flight plan this morning's

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going to take us
over Wheeling and Toledo

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the south shore
of Lake Michigan

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then over Aurora, Illinois

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before we make our final
approach

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into the Eastern Iowa
Airport in Cedar Rapids.

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Our flight time today is 1:52.

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C.J.:
Excuse me.

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Is it possible
that we're riding

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into town in a
soy-diesel bus?

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There was talk of it

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but that idea got killed off
pretty quick.

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Yeah, okay.

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I'm going to go back there.

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Have you guys zeroed in
on a message for the day?

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How to reform
the Freedom to Farm Act.

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Ritchie's pulled into single
digits in the overnights.

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I saw.

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What a gift from heaven
it would be if he won.

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Hmm? Yeah.

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So the Four-H Convention?

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We're not going.

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I don't get it, how can you not
want to see the butter cow?

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I'm that way.

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You understand
it's a life-sized cow

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made entirely of butter.

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We're not going.

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There's also a butter Elvis
and a butter Last Supper

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which has,
I swear to God, Toby...

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Butter on the table?

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It's got butter on the table

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right there between butter James
and butter Peter.

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An almost mind-blowing
vortex of art and material

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that dares the viewer
to recall Marcel Duchamp.

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How do they keep it
from melting?

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How indeed.

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Toby, you have a phone call
in the staff cabin.

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Thank you.

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C.J.:
Butter, butter, butter,
butter, butter, butter.

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MAN:
Mr. Ziegler, this is
Signal Operator 41.

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I have a call from Mr. Seaborn
at the White House.

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Thank you.

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Duchamp was
the father of Dadaism.

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I know.

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The dada of Dada.

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It's like there's nothing
you can do about that joke.

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It's coming, and you just
have to stand there.

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The cow, made
out of butter?

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That's how I like my
irony served, my friend.

259
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,523
I have a phone call waiting
that's being relayed

260
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:24,925
through four satellites.

261
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:25,926
Okay.

262
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,161
Okay.

263
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,001
Yeah.

264
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:37,137
Hey. I'm going to guess
where you are right now, okay?

265
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:37,938
Okay.

266
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:38,839
Wheels-up was 5:35, heading

267
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,240
west northwest.

268
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,042
You're not at your cruising
altitude yet

269
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,777
so I'm going to say
an average of 400 knots

270
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,112
with a light head wind.

271
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,880
I'm going to go ahead and guess

272
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,749
Cumberland, West Virginia.
Am I right?

273
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,917
I have no idea.

274
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,752
Well, then, we'll say I'm right.

275
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,220
Listen, do you remember
Bob Engler?

276
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,521
No.

277
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,824
I met with him a few years ago
from U.S. Space Command.

278
00:10:56,824 --> 00:11:00,627
He told you they were tracking
a UFO in the skies over Maui?

279
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,995
Yes. Do you have any idea

280
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,931
why I have another appointment
with him today?

281
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,432
I don't.
Okay.

282
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,969
Listen, Ritchie made a statement
last night in support

283
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,839
of the Pennsylvania Referendum
banning any use

284
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,741
of race in college admissions.

285
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,843
I think the President should say

286
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,144
something at the U.I. campus.

287
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,611
About affirmative action?

288
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,479
Yeah.

289
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,347
He shouldn't.

290
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,648
Why?

291
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,183
Because Ritchie's not
going to be

292
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,885
the Republican nominee
for President.

293
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,319
Write up a few sentences,
would you?

294
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,055
Send it up to the plane
right away?

295
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,156
Yeah.

296
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,157
Okay.

297
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:34,795
Hi.
Good morning.

298
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,529
I'm a little
tired today.

299
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,530
Really?
Yeah.

300
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,566
From the lovemaking?

301
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,868
I'm supposed to see Leo.

302
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,602
Yeah, listen,
I need a favor.

303
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,138
I need you to get me
out of jury duty.

304
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:45,906
Why?

305
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,107
Because I have jury duty.

306
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:47,775
When?

307
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,342
Tomorrow.

308
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,779
Well, why don't you wait
till we're a little closer

309
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,313
and ask me again.

310
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,481
Can you do it?

311
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,482
No.
Why not?

312
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,884
What kind
of legal authority

313
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,752
do you think
I'm empowered with?

314
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,520
But you're a powerful man.

315
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,822
You get...
Yes, thank you.

316
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,523
You get deferrals,
don't you?

317
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,524
Only four.

318
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,492
And?

319
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,894
I've used them all up.

320
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:10,230
Then it looks like justice is
finally in your hands.

321
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,664
I don't want it in
my hands right now.

322
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,033
I'm kind of
seeing somebody.

323
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,868
Yes, well, there's nothing
I can do for you.

324
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,103
I'm surprised
to hear that

325
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,470
'cause you're
such a powerful man.

326
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,806
All the girls say so.

327
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,473
Have you been zapped
of your power

328
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,809
by the lovemaking?

329
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,476
She's... I don't...

330
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,445
He's waiting for you.

331
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,280
Hey.

332
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,416
What's going on in
Vieques? Protesters?

333
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,351
Yeah, listen, something
like five ships

334
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,387
out of the USS Thurman Battle
Carrier steamed in yesterday.

335
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,456
What they need is
final combat certifications

336
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,992
before then can be deployed
to the Indian Ocean

337
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,460
where they're needed
right now.

338
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,661
Yeah.

339
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,397
You understand they need
to do ship-to-shore gunnery

340
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,966
and air-to-ground bombing
exercises

341
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,367
before they're certified

342
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,302
and they can't go
until they're certified.

343
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,570
Okay.
All right.

344
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,673
So some forty protesters have
planted themselves

345
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,908
in the live-target range.

346
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,810
I don't... I'm sorry,
why am I...?

347
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,311
This is national security.

348
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,581
One of the protesters,
in fact, the leader apparently

349
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,482
is a friend of yours.

350
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,984
Billy?
Yeah.

351
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,053
Arrest him, it's what he's
waiting for you to do.

352
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,454
This is a well-known actor.

353
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,190
This well-loved young man
in the Hispanic community.

354
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,760
He's with other well-loved men
in the Hispanic community.

355
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,262
Wait 'em out.

356
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,364
They've got supplies,
and we don't have the time.

357
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,466
He's got a cell phone;
we've got the number.

358
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,767
No.

359
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,070
Yeah.

360
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,771
Leo, if I wasn't
working here

361
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:27,007
I'd probably be
with him down there.

362
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,508
Yeah, but you're working here.

363
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,278
This is a crappy thing
to do with friendship.

364
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:34,481
These things aren't supposed
to be personal.

365
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,250
We're at DefCon 4, I'm sorry,
we're arranging the call.

366
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,721
You can check a whip count

367
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,457
but I don't think we get 60
votes on a cloture motion.

368
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,493
WOMAN:
We think we lose
eight democrats

369
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,696
who don't want to spend capital
on the foreign aid budget.

370
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,331
I think we lose
eight democrats

371
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,700
once they find there is
a foreign aid budget.

372
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,701
Anything else?

373
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,236
Thank you,
Mr. President.

374
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,608
What's up?

375
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,411
Uh, well, Ritchie made
a statement last night

376
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,014
in support of the referendum
in Pennsylvania.

377
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,549
Sam's going to work
on a few lines in response.

378
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,018
Look, he's going to make
statements during the primary

379
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,685
that force me to move
to my left

380
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,554
it's not like I've got to swing
at every pitch, right?

381
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,490
You know, everybody still thinks
it's going to be Simon.

382
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,658
You and I know different.

383
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,961
The overnights have Ritchie
inside single digits.

384
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,729
Every candidate's
dream opponent, huh?

385
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,964
Yeah.

386
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,933
I'll take a look
at what Sam does.

387
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,535
We should respond.

388
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,403
I'll take a look at it.

389
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,974
Thank you, Mr. President.

390
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,409
( door opens and closes )

391
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,346
NEWSCASTER:
...the race
officially began today

392
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,949
as the Iowa caucus got
underway...

393
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,618
( knocking )

394
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,954
Come in.

395
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,421
SAM:
What's going on?

396
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,291
I'm waiting
for a phone call.

397
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,227
Billy Molina and some people
ran the Coast Guard line.

398
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,296
They're camped out
in the live target range.

399
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,365
There's a carrier that has
to fire in the live target range

400
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,200
or they can't be certified.

401
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,435
If they're not certified,
they can't be deployed

402
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,971
and they have to be deployed.

403
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,372
So they're hooking
you up with Billy?

404
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,039
Yeah.

405
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,340
It's a strange day

406
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,142
when I'm involved
with national security.

407
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,643
I was just thinking
the same thing.

408
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:11,711
You know
what else?

409
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:12,879
What?

410
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,315
Tandy asked Amy
to marry him.

411
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,421
Seriously?

412
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,389
Yeah.

413
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,756
She said no.

414
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,393
Yeah.

415
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,933
That happened fast,
don't you think?

416
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,002
No, no.

417
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,237
Don't do this.

418
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,038
What?

419
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:38,972
I-I recognize this.

420
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,507
As what?

421
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,642
She didn't break
up with him for you.

422
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,643
I guarantee it.

423
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,345
She is a fully
independent woman.

424
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,846
She's the real thing.

425
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:47,814
Stop looking at
her different

426
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,049
than you did
yesterday.

427
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,551
I just said
it was a little fast.

428
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,686
you find a reason
to be mad at her.

429
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,687
You're wrong.

430
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,688
Guys like you?

431
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,623
Yeah?

432
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,624
I'm one of them.

433
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,658
DONNA:
Josh?

434
00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,659
Yeah.

435
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,294
He's on.

436
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,695
Billy, it's Josh.

437
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,965
Okay, just tell me
a couple things first.

438
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,867
Is everybody okay?

439
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,769
Is anybody hurt?

440
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,472
TOBY ( reading ):
"The American dream
is opportunity

441
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,341
"and together
we must give every child

442
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,576
"the chance to reach
for his or her dream.

443
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,612
"This is why we must ensure
the opportunity is real

444
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,415
"that the dream is neither
deferred nor denied

445
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,184
"that hope is not a privilege

446
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,152
for the few..."

447
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,153
This is Sam's?

448
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,721
No. I reworked it.

449
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,990
"...but a promise for all
generations... to follow."

450
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,659
Sir, I've read it twice

451
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,129
and I don't even know where
you stand on affirmative action.

452
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,065
Yeah, I was trying
to avoid a quote.

453
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,399
As well as nouns and pronouns.

454
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,000
It's purposefully nonspecific.

455
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,036
I don't even know
what we're talking about.

456
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,637
We get the word out
to our friends

457
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,339
that I was obviously
nodding in the direction

458
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,674
of affirmative action.

459
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,742
How about if we oppose
affirmative action

460
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,843
then get the word out
to our friends

461
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,379
you were just kidding?

462
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,247
Nobody's questioning
where we stand.
Sir...

463
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,617
I don't want to campaign today.

464
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,987
What happened
to writing a new book?

465
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,855
We will, but we don't...

466
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,692
Man, we don't have
to piss people off every day

467
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,027
in order to demonstrate
that we're not...

468
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,829
Yes.

469
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,664
Look, we're going to Iowa
where we already won.

470
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,233
I'm not ignoring the state,
and I say thank you

471
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,467
for getting me elected
in the first place

472
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,668
and we're back
on the plane.

473
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,537
And I'll tell
you what else.

474
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,239
I don't think it's a good idea

475
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,441
for us to be fighting
for news coverage

476
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,376
with three governors,
two senators

477
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,712
and the head of the Church
of I Hate You.

478
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,047
Let's just get in
under the radar.

479
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,683
Yes, sir.

480
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,818
I'll say a few words.

481
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:32,785
Yes, sir.

482
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,820
That's it.

483
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,921
Thank you, Mr. President.

484
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,056
( door opens )

485
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,478
What did he say?

486
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,081
They say something
in the primary

487
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,283
that forces us
to the left

488
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,284
so that we
have to...

489
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,485
Is that how it works?

490
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,153
Yes.

491
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,019
Tell me more, Obi-Wan.

492
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,155
I'm saying...

493
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,689
He's going
to a college campus.

494
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,492
It's a pretty good time
to talk about affirmative action

495
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,594
when it comes to admissions.

496
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,429
Yeah.

497
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,867
What?

498
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,235
Your father didn't need
affirmative action

499
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,536
and neither did mine

500
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,937
and they were both
children of immigrants.

501
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,507
Your father needed the GI bill,
and so did mine.

502
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,877
I'm the wrong Democrat
to talk to about this.

503
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,044
Why?

504
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,547
Because...

505
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,751
After my father fought in Korea

506
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:42,021
he became what this government
begs every college graduate

507
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:42,989
to become.

508
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,457
He became a teacher

509
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,593
and he raised a family
on a teacher's salary

510
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,761
and he paid his taxes,
and always crossed at the green.

511
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,497
And anytime there was
an opportunity

512
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,665
for career advancement,
it took him an extra five years

513
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,202
because invariably there was
a less-qualified black woman

514
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,503
in the picture.

515
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,605
So, instead of retiring
as superintendent

516
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,441
of the Ohio Valley Union
Free School District

517
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,443
he retired
head of the Math Department

518
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,845
at William Henry Harrison
Junior High.

519
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,823
How is he these days?

520
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:17,790
Who?

521
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,692
Your dad.

522
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,265
He's fine.

523
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,539
We got cut off.
LEO:
We know.

524
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,208
The cell phone went dead,
and they have to recharge it.

525
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,310
They're going to need to use
a solar recharger

526
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,177
and that's going to take
a few hours.

527
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,279
Why a few hours?

528
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,580
For the weather
to clear.

529
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,482
Look, when you get back
on the phone with him

530
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,950
we'd like you to stand
a little tougher.

531
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,117
Excuse me?

532
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,386
I said, we'd like you
to stand...

533
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,854
Then you get on
the phone with him.

534
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,622
Look, we...
This isn't a
hostage situation.

535
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,723
It's a legitimate
protest.

536
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,991
One where...
You're free...

537
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,125
Excuse, me, sir,
you're free

538
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,494
to arrest them
or shoot them

539
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,429
but we won't because
it's bad politics.

540
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,964
Let's just remember
what the thing is here.

541
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,799
This is not the time
for people to be protesting.

542
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,401
Puerto Rico lived
under Spain

543
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,969
for four centuries;
under the U.S. for one.

544
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,170
In 500 years

545
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,472
it hasn't determined
its own destiny

546
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,339
for five minutes.

547
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,740
They're using

548
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,209
depleted
uranium shells...
A lecture about...

549
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,244
...napalm, cluster bombs.

550
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,445
Vieques has a cancer rate

551
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,247
25% higher than the rest
of Puerto Rico.

552
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,548
When is the time
to be protesting?

553
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,449
Tell me.
I'll tell them.

554
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,650
They'll do it.

555
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,819
We'll need you
in a few hours.

556
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,558
Thank you.

557
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,562
100 antichoice votes.

558
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,531
I'm not fine with it.

559
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:35,368
A Congress that votes
to ban late-term abortions

560
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,070
even when a woman's life
is in danger.

561
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,408
"Affordable day care" is
a contradiction in terms.

562
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,311
Gag rules and old men
who think women's issues

563
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,646
should be the subject
of PTA meetings

564
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,316
and not the U.S. House
of Representatives.

565
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,683
I'm not fine with it.

566
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,452
The WLC's not fine with it.

567
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,354
Women aren't fine with it.

568
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,455
( applause )

569
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,889
It's really something.

570
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:57,757
Every two years we get

571
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,825
to overthrow the government.

572
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,026
( applause )

573
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,861
And guess what's coming up
in November?

574
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,230
In ten months,
we can make the difference.

575
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,398
Let's get out the vote.

576
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,733
Let's get ourselves organized.

577
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,200
Let's get the Congress
we deserve.

578
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,237
Thank you very much,
and may God bless America.

579
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,239
( thunderous applause )

580
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,409
( cheering )

581
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,886
Hi.

582
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,488
Hi.

583
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,056
Did you hear
the whole thing?

584
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,291
I heard you overthrow
the government.

585
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,826
That's always money in the bank.

586
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:34,494
Tell me about it.

587
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,728
Hey, guys

588
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,931
could I have the
room for a minute?

589
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,236
Is there someone

590
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,805
who can take care of Henry?

591
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,109
What do you have against Henry?

592
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,110
Nothing.

593
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,645
I... love Henry.

594
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:56,115
Is there someone who takes care
of him when you go away?

595
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,084
I leave him with my sister.

596
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,420
What do you think about
going away for a few days?

597
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,320
Where?

598
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,023
Tahiti or Paris.

599
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,492
Venice.

600
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,660
We can go to Epcot if you want.

601
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,128
Tahiti?

602
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,530
Lie on the beach,
dance at night

603
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,331
reggae, a little UB-40.

604
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,701
Reggae's the Caribbean.

605
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,168
They don't have reggae
in Tahiti?

606
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,870
I think we should find out.

607
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,439
I'm sorry?

608
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:22,542
I said, I think
we should find out.

609
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,110
We should.

610
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,445
When?

611
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,079
Day after tomorrow.

612
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,214
Okay.
Okay.

613
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,215
Okay.

614
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,950
I'm buying
plane tickets

615
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:31,718
right now.

616
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:32,619
I'm making reservations.

617
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:33,720
Go.
I'm going.

618
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,455
You're not going fast enough.

619
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,924
I'm saying when I walk out that
door, I'm buying plane tickets.

620
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,059
I'm saying
when I walk out that door

621
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,227
I'm buying new bikinis.

622
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:43,029
I'm going fast now.

623
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,833
WOMAN ( on TV ):
Mr. President, can you speak

624
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,135
on the environmental impact
on the water, sir?

625
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,203
PRESIDENT:
Well, farming isn't
the only cause

626
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,705
or even the main cause

627
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,974
but it's a significant land use
in watersheds

628
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,576
and runoff
from dairy operations

629
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,010
from hog and poultry operations.

630
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,079
They can be carried
into drinking water

631
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,681
by rainfall and snowmelt.

632
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:05,485
It's what's called
"nonpoint source pollution."

633
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,353
Yeah, over here.

634
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,655
Mr. President,
Donald Atwell

635
00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:09,956
Iowa City Standard.

636
00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,891
Governor Ritchie
came out this morning

637
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,893
in support of
the Pennsylvania
referendum

638
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,795
banning affirmative
action with regard

639
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,163
to college admissions

640
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,365
and I was wondering
if you'd comment.

641
00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:20,867
Well, you know what

642
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,135
now that we've abolished
discrimination in our laws

643
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,638
we need to abolish it
in our hearts and minds.

644
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,106
But specifically,
with regards to...

645
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,808
Thanks a lot, everybody.

646
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,878
It's great to be back in Iowa.

647
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,557
Sam?

648
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,058
Sam, ol' man.

649
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,594
Yes.

650
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,729
I need you to give me
some voir dire coaching.

651
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,531
You want to be
chosen for a jury?

652
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,399
I want to not be chosen
for a jury.

653
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:54,901
All right, well,
the lawyers are going

654
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,869
to ask you some general
questions and...

655
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,404
For instance?

656
00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:01,407
Do you know any reason
why you can't render
an impartial verdict?

657
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:02,842
I hate criminals.

658
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,744
Do you have any prejudices
or feelings

659
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,779
that might influence the jury
in rendering a verdict?

660
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,247
I hate criminals,
and I assume

661
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,381
if you're in
this courtroom

662
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:10,683
you did something
wrong, so...

663
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,885
Yeah, the judge is going
to throw you in jail.

664
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:15,354
Sam?

665
00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,724
Here I go.

666
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,572
Bob?

667
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,173
Sam.

668
00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,552
How've you been?

669
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,286
I've been well.

670
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,855
Hey, you know what?

671
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,891
You remember that UFO
you were tracking over Maui?

672
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,827
Turned out to be
an abandoned Russian satellite.

673
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:58,330
One of its rockets didn't fire,
so it couldn't reenter.

674
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,666
So you would have us believe.

675
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:00,533
No, really.

676
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,201
Yes, of course.

677
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:05,404
Why don't we get to it, Bob?

678
00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:06,706
Absolutely, Sam.

679
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:09,141
On behalf
of two different Congressmen

680
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:12,645
I would like permission to tour
the US Bullion Depository.

681
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:13,646
Where's that?

682
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,347
Fort Knox, Kentucky.

683
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,949
Talk to the
Treasury Department.

684
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:19,652
We have, and not at all
surprisingly, they've said no.

685
00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:20,820
Why do you want
to tour Fort Knox?

686
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:22,488
It's been brought
to our attention

687
00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:26,258
that of the 8,500 metric tons
of gold that are stored there

688
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,994
only 1,000 remain.

689
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:28,995
Really?

690
00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:29,996
Yes, sir.

691
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,631
Who brought it
to your attention?

692
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,666
Let's just say a friend of ours.

693
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:36,268
A human friend?

694
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,404
Sam, I know what you think of me
and the work I do.

695
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,673
I've lived with this attitude
my whole life.

696
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,474
My father lived with it, too.

697
00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:44,744
I'm seeking a
presidential order

698
00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:47,346
for the depository
to be audited.

699
00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:49,281
Well, I'll pass that along.
I'm sure
you will.

700
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:51,884
Bob...
Has the President
ever toured the vault?

701
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:52,719
No.

702
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,253
No, only two Presidents have:

703
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,722
Roosevelt and Truman.

704
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:58,024
You think there's
something funny going on?

705
00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:02,228
I and two Congressmen think
the gold has been replaced.

706
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,696
With what?

707
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,837
I won't get sucked into this.

708
00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:12,605
Sam...
I won't get
sucked into this.

709
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:13,906
The Papoose Lake Spacecraft...

710
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,042
There's no such thing.

711
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:18,477
...taken from Roswell
to Groom Lake in 1947.

712
00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:21,914
A little piece of land
called Area 51, my friend.

713
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,617
This is like Dungeons
and Dragons Camp all over again.

714
00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,485
We tested U-2 planes at Area 51.

715
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:27,820
Which is why in '57

716
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,456
they had to take Papoose
to Fort Knox.

717
00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:31,858
I've got news for you.

718
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:34,093
Ten years ago,
the Secretary of the Air Force

719
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,228
concluded an exhaustive search
for records.

720
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,197
Oh, I read it and
my father read it

721
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:39,666
and the report concluded

722
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,367
that the activities
in the desert

723
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:42,635
were balloon research.

724
00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:43,836
It was balloon research.

725
00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:45,037
A crew was retrieved!

726
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,205
They were
anthropomorphic dummies.

727
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:49,441
Sam, patronize me,
laugh at my work

728
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,410
but please don't minimize

729
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:55,682
the lifetime
my father spent in this pursuit.

730
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,850
The man had three PhDs.

731
00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:01,220
There were bodies at Roswell
Army Air Field Hospital.

732
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,889
( knocking )

733
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,160
Excuse me.

734
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,166
When did your dad pass away?

735
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,201
Pardon?

736
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,669
When did he pass away?

737
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,871
Three months ago.

738
00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,874
Excuse me.

739
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,680
Listen...

740
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,816
I'm sorry, but
I'm in there
with this guy...

741
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,317
You wouldn't
believe it.

742
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,485
He insists the government
is concealing evidence

743
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,821
of extraterrestrial contact

744
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,422
and that we've got it
at Fort Knox.

745
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,993
We were able to make a deal
with Billy.

746
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,829
They'll pull off
the island right away.

747
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,697
In exchange, we meet
with a delegation--

748
00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:46,198
political affairs, Navy...

749
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,666
It's not going to look
like we caved?

750
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,068
We'll get slapped by the right

751
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,669
but they won't want
to piss off the Latinos.

752
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,204
Good.

753
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:53,639
You know what else?

754
00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:54,841
I'm going to Tahiti with Amy.

755
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,575
You're kidding.
Day after tomorrow.

756
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:58,477
So this, this guy...

757
00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,379
Yeah, the
thing is...

758
00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:04,083
he kind of inherited
the family business.

759
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:07,453
I-I-I got to go online
and buy Tahitian things.

760
00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:08,821
Okay.

761
00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,099
Bob?

762
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,400
Yes?

763
00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:27,239
I was just talking to...

764
00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,341
Let's just say I talked
to an associate.

765
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,344
This associate
has higher clearance than I do.

766
00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:34,446
And?

767
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:38,918
You can keep pursuing this,
and I imagine you will

768
00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:42,588
but we can't give you
the proper paperwork

769
00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:45,724
you'll need
to audit the vault.

770
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,193
You understand?

771
00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,428
Oh, I think I understand.

772
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:50,729
Do you?

773
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,833
Wink's as good as a nod
to a blind man?

774
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:57,236
Yeah.

775
00:28:57,236 --> 00:29:00,973
Listen, these two Congressmen,
they're Democrats?

776
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:05,878
I'm not at liberty to say.

777
00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:08,380
I understand.

778
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:10,449
Thank you very much.

779
00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:12,118
Thank you, Sam.

780
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:17,023
PILOT:
Well, Mr. President,
ladies and gentlemen

781
00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:18,324
from the flight deck

782
00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,226
this is
Lieutenant Colonel Gantry.

783
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:22,728
We'll reach our cruising
altitude of 37,000 feet

784
00:29:22,728 --> 00:29:24,163
in approximately 20 minutes

785
00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:26,698
as we pass over Elgin, Illinois,
Detroit, Akron

786
00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:28,134
and McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

787
00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:30,736
before we begin
our final descent into Andrews.

788
00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,071
Enjoy the flight.

789
00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:33,439
It's happening again.

790
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,506
Toby...
It is.

791
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:36,075
He was good.
No, he wasn't.

792
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,409
He was what he
was supposed to be.

793
00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:38,677
He was Uncle Fluffy.

794
00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:41,013
It's Dr. Jekyll
and Uncle Fluffy
all over again.

795
00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:43,249
He said he wasn't going
to respond to Ritchie

796
00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:45,484
and I totally agree
that it's too early.

797
00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:49,321
He was asked the question,
he was asked the question.

798
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:52,491
( rumbling )

799
00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:54,226
No word on
the Republicans?

800
00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:56,863
There's a poll
that has Ritchie pulling even.

801
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:59,031
Oh, that'd be too
much to hope for.

802
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:01,400
There's an old expression:

803
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,669
"Quando dio

804
00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:07,106
vuole castigarci ci manda
quello che desideriamo."

805
00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:09,976
"When the gods wish
to punish us

806
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:12,845
they answer our prayers."

807
00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:17,950
Anyway, he's doing it again.

808
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,151
( rumbling )

809
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,486
JOSH:
You wanted me?

810
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,088
Yeah, it's all set up.

811
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:23,455
The meeting?
Yeah.

812
00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,624
This is great.
Good is going
to come from this.

813
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:26,959
LEO:
Maybe.

814
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,827
Maybe, yeah,
but how often
do you get to...?

815
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:29,996
Yeah.

816
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,130
When's the meeting?

817
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,631
Day after tomorrow.

818
00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:33,832
You're kidding.

819
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,301
No.

820
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:36,135
Perfect.

821
00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:37,669
We wanted
to do it right away.

822
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,171
Yeah.
What's the problem?

823
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,006
Nothing.

824
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,073
What's the problem?

825
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,741
There's a woman I've been...

826
00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:43,910
Amy Gardner.

827
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:45,077
Yeah.

828
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:46,345
I hear things.
I know.

829
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:48,580
I try to forget them quickly,
but...

830
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:49,982
We were supposed to--

831
00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:51,884
this is ridiculous--
but we were supposed to go away.

832
00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,685
Where?
It doesn't matter. We just...

833
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,588
we've been having trouble
getting together on...
Day after tomorrow?

834
00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:57,456
Go.

835
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,457
I can't.

836
00:30:58,457 --> 00:30:59,758
Go.

837
00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:01,928
I need to be
here for this.

838
00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:03,095
No, you don't.

839
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:04,163
Don't worry about it.

840
00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:05,697
My wife lives in my house

841
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,333
I live in a hotel

842
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,534
and this is why.

843
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:11,503
Yeah, okay.

844
00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:13,339
Well, I-I'm glad
it's taken care of.

845
00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:15,374
I'm glad we got the meeting.

846
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:16,608
Okay.

847
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:22,414
Listen.

848
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:23,950
Yeah.

849
00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:25,751
The trick, obviously,
is appearing unsuitable

850
00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:26,953
not just for this,
but for any jury

851
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:28,387
while avoiding
a contempt citation.

852
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,389
So you wouldn't think
if I just explained to them

853
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,191
that my boss is a lawyer,
my lawyer's a lawyer

854
00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:34,093
and I'm dating a lawyer,
that that ought to...

855
00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:36,862
It's jury duty, it's not
an appendectomy. It's jury duty.

856
00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:38,497
Do it, don't do it,
but if you don't do it

857
00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:41,133
you don't get to complain
about the O.J. verdict.

858
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,371
( door closes )

859
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,550
( dialing )

860
00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:04,923
( ringing )

861
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:08,995
AMY:
Hello?

862
00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:10,362
Amy.

863
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,563
Josh?

864
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,032
Yeah.

865
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:16,302
Ia yo-rah-nah. My-tie oh-ay.

866
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:19,038
I've just said, "Hello,
how are you?" in Tahitian.

867
00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:21,340
Now you say

868
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,010
"My-tie vah-oo,"
which means "I am fine."

869
00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,877
I can't go day after tomorrow.

870
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,013
Yeah.

871
00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:28,680
I mean, I can go

872
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,983
another time, but I can't go
the day after tomorrow.

873
00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:33,019
Well, it was pretty sudden
for you.

874
00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:35,221
It was pretty sudden
for anybody, Amy.

875
00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:37,256
You're the one who asked me.

876
00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:38,957
There was a problem
in Vieques today

877
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,392
and we came to a good resolution

878
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:42,461
and it involves a meeting
day after tomorrow.

879
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,331
And Leo's making you stay
for the meeting?

880
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:46,632
Yeah.

881
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,034
No... he's not.

882
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:49,801
I want to stay.

883
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,170
Okay.

884
00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:52,871
For one thing,
it involves a friend of mine

885
00:32:52,871 --> 00:32:55,241
and he did something
he didn't want to do, and...

886
00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:57,909
Look, I just want to make sure
his back is covered.

887
00:32:57,909 --> 00:32:59,878
Look, don't get angry at me.

888
00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:01,280
I'm not.

889
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,015
You're getting
preemptively angry with me

890
00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:04,516
which assumes I'm other people

891
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:06,218
and frankly, I'd rather be
a political asset

892
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:07,753
if you know what I mean.

893
00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:10,622
I do, and when you're done
comparison shopping

894
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:11,957
give me a call.

895
00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:13,192
Well, I'd definitely

896
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,960
be waiting by your phone, Josh.

897
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,695
Take it easy.

898
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,130
( beep )

899
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,102
DONNA:
Josh?

900
00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:24,170
Yeah.

901
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:25,537
I don't know
if you care

902
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,706
but you officially won
the Iowa Democratic Caucus.

903
00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,752
if you the occasional Caucasian
loses a promotion...

904
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,754
I think we're going
to have to agree to disagree.

905
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,890
I don't like doing that.
Ginger, you got it?

906
00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:45,924
Right here.

907
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,025
You phoned ahead
for research?

908
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,194
Sure. This
is Washington

909
00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:49,528
on the need for a
national university.

910
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,996
I'm pretty tired.
It's brief.

911
00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:52,198
Toby, please.

912
00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:54,266
"In the general juvenile period
of life

913
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,835
"when friendships are formed
and habits established

914
00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:59,838
"that will stick by one,
the youth from different parts

915
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,641
"of the United States
would be assembled together

916
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,777
"and would, by degree, discover
that there was not just cause

917
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,713
"for those jealousies
and prejudices

918
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:10,616
which one part of the union
imbided against one another."

919
00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:13,319
He said, "We banished
discrimination from our laws

920
00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:14,620
"now let's banish
discrimination

921
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:15,954
from our minds
and hearts."

922
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,489
Who?
The President.

923
00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:19,425
In Iowa. He said,
"Let's banish discrimination

924
00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:20,692
from our minds and hearts."

925
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,294
How is affirmative
action doing that?

926
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,263
I'm talking about
college admissions.

927
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,498
I'm talking about my father.

928
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,800
Why?

929
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,968
'Cause he's not doing fine.

930
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,238
He forgets things.

931
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:36,608
He forgets things.

932
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:39,511
He's not
a young guy anymore.

933
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:42,748
I'm not talking about
dates and phone numbers.

934
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:43,849
I know.

935
00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,951
He forgets
what's going on.

936
00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:49,255
He thought this was
the general election today.

937
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:52,724
And then he snaps
back in, but...

938
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,996
And I...

939
00:34:57,996 --> 00:35:00,766
I think sometimes
that if he'd...

940
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,668
lived...

941
00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:05,571
( voice breaking ):
the life he wanted to...

942
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:08,640
And he's got to watch me
bopping around on Air Force
One.

943
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,675
SAM:
Hey!

944
00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:10,842
Welcome back.

945
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,544
Sam, have you ever seen
the butter cow

946
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:13,945
at the Four-H convention?

947
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,046
I have.

948
00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:16,848
And the butter
Last Supper

949
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:17,716
with the butter?

950
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:18,784
Yes.

951
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:21,019
You know what
the Bob Engler meeting

952
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:21,887
turned out to be?

953
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:23,455
This is the UFO guy?

954
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,657
Yeah. He thinks
the government's
keeping alien bodies

955
00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,293
at the Bullion Depository
in Fort Knox.

956
00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:28,627
What are we keeping

957
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:31,163
in the Bullion Depository
at Fort Knox?

958
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:35,334
Soup?

959
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:36,635
Seriously,
there used to be

960
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,204
8,500 metric tons
of gold there.

961
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,838
Now most of it's been moved out.

962
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,340
Yeah.

963
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,541
What's there now?

964
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,643
I wouldn't ask a lot
of questions, Sam.

965
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:45,977
( chuckling ):
What do you mean?

966
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,580
Don't worry about it.

967
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:52,150
Okay, I'm going back
to my office.

968
00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:00,592
Call him.

969
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,208
( knocking )

970
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,843
JOSH:
Coming.

971
00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:23,249
Donna told me
to come over.

972
00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:24,350
What's going on?

973
00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:26,718
Thanks for coming.

974
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:31,257
Something's wrong
with the lights.

975
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:34,626
Let me feel around
for a switch here.

976
00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:40,466
( music plays ):
* Red, red wine

977
00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:46,638
* Goes to my head

978
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:51,810
* Makes me forget that I...

979
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,945
You did this?

980
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:57,082
A little piece of Tahiti
right here in Georgetown.

981
00:36:57,082 --> 00:37:00,252
Would you like
a Samoan Fog Cutter

982
00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:01,687
or a Navy Grog?

983
00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:05,657
A Samoan Fog Cutter has
three kinds of rum

984
00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:09,428
including
Bacardi 451, and...

985
00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:11,430
* All I can do, I've done...

986
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:13,599
The difference between that
and a Navy Grog is--

987
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:16,568
Did you ask me over
to exchange recipes?

988
00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:25,176
Should I change?

989
00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:27,245
Into what?

990
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:32,217
I remember a pair
of big pajamas.

991
00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:34,820
Yeah, good thinking.

992
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:38,424
You can turn on
the news, you know.

993
00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:39,825
I don't want
to turn on the news.

994
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,793
Just to see how
they're covering Iowa.

995
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:44,496
NEWSCASTER:
...by 12 points...

996
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:50,436
* Red, red wine

997
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:57,343
* Stay close to me

998
00:37:57,343 --> 00:38:00,979
* Don't let me be alone...

999
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,915
NEWSCASTER:
President Bartlet lost...
by 12 points...

1000
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:04,950
Sir?

1001
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,051
PRESIDENT:
Yeah.

1002
00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:08,654
Can you see Toby?

1003
00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,221
No.

1004
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:11,790
Yes, sir.

1005
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,125
Charlie?

1006
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,727
Send him in.

1007
00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:24,536
Good evening, sir.

1008
00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:26,472
I thought you'd gone home.

1009
00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:29,207
I was just watching
some of the coverage.

1010
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,942
It's going to be Ritchie.

1011
00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,243
Yeah.

1012
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:34,079
I mean, it's going
to be Ritchie.

1013
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:35,313
I know.

1014
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,315
It would've been, I don't know

1015
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,850
it would have
seemed obnoxious.

1016
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:41,219
It would've seemed
like grandstanding.

1017
00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:42,988
You want some bourbon?

1018
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,089
Thanks.

1019
00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:45,424
What do you think?

1020
00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:49,495
I was a telemarketer
for about a week.

1021
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:52,197
I can't remember
what we were selling

1022
00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:54,299
but you worked off a script.

1023
00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:57,403
"Hi, good evening,
my name is..."

1024
00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:59,738
And "Toby Ziegler" was okay
for New York

1025
00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:02,073
but once I got into
the other time zones

1026
00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:05,310
I needed a name that wasn't
going to bother anybody.

1027
00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:07,212
Toby, if you have
something to say

1028
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:08,814
please say it.

1029
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:11,517
Ritchie's good
for all time zones.

1030
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,521
My family signed
the Declaration
of Independence.

1031
00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:17,389
You think I've got
an ethnicity problem?

1032
00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:19,157
Well, the line
isn't between

1033
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,225
light skin
and dark skin.

1034
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:21,627
Yeah?

1035
00:39:21,627 --> 00:39:25,731
It's between educated
and... masculine.

1036
00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:29,768
Or Eastern Academic
Elite and Plain Spoken.

1037
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,437
It's always been
like that.

1038
00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:32,704
Yeah, but a funny
thing happened

1039
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,239
when the White House
got demystified.

1040
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,643
The impression was left
that anybody could do it.

1041
00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:39,445
You're not telling me
anything I don't know.

1042
00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:40,946
It's one thing that
Ritchie came out

1043
00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:43,181
for the Pennsylvania
referendum today.

1044
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,517
But the manner in which
he articulated it

1045
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,018
his presence,
the clear sign

1046
00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:49,354
he wasn't personally
engaged with the facts...

1047
00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:50,889
Toby...
His staff
was cringing

1048
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,524
I promise you,
and we let it go.

1049
00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:53,825
It wasn't the moment to go...

1050
00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:55,561
You were asked the question.

1051
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:59,565
Do you have anything else?

1052
00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:02,468
( sighs )

1053
00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,572
Sir, I don't think
I need to tell you

1054
00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:08,139
that the level of respect

1055
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,976
with which the staff speaks
of you doesn't change

1056
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:13,812
depending on whether or not
you're in the room.

1057
00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:15,080
But?

1058
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,750
Well, there's
always been
a concern

1059
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,752
about the two Bartlets.

1060
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,088
The absent-minded
professor

1061
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,957
with the "Aw, Dad"
sense of humor.

1062
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:28,159
Disarming,
unthreatening

1063
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,195
good for all
time zones.

1064
00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:31,630
And the Nobel Laureate

1065
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,832
still searching
for salvation.

1066
00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:35,801
Lonely, frustrated.
Lethal.

1067
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:37,469
You going to sing
a country-western song?

1068
00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:39,671
The one whose father
never liked him

1069
00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:41,206
'cause he was too smart.

1070
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,842
This stopped being fun for me
a little while ago.

1071
00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:44,776
Sir?

1072
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,512
It was actually never
fun for me.

1073
00:40:46,512 --> 00:40:47,646
I was just being polite.

1074
00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:49,280
( glass slams )

1075
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,350
Your father used to hit you,
didn't he, Mr. President?

1076
00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:54,620
Excuse me?

1077
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,490
Your father used to hit
you, sir?

1078
00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:04,395
Yeah.

1079
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:05,731
Not like a spanking?

1080
00:41:05,731 --> 00:41:07,666
He hit me. Why?
He punched you.

1081
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,701
I'm done being polite now.
He did it
because you

1082
00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:11,169
made him mad,
but you didn't know why.

1083
00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:12,704
Toby, it was
a complicated relationship.

1084
00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:14,005
Can I help you?

1085
00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,741
It was because
you were smarter
than he was.

1086
00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:17,275
It was a complicated
relationship.

1087
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:19,645
He didn't like you, sir;
that's why he hit you.

1088
00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:21,513
That's why people
hit each other.

1089
00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:22,514
He didn't like you.

1090
00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:24,449
You were smarter
than he was.

1091
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:25,784
Why are we talking about this?

1092
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,452
So, maybe if you
get enough votes

1093
00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:30,221
win one more election

1094
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,924
you know, maybe
your father'll...

1095
00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:34,693
You have stepped
way over the line

1096
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:36,828
and any other President
would have your ass

1097
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,697
on the sidewalk
right now.
Yes, sir.

1098
00:41:38,697 --> 00:41:41,900
They'd have had you
on the sidewalk a long time ago.

1099
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,969
I don't know
what the hell goes on

1100
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,771
in a Brooklyn shrink's office

1101
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:48,406
but get it the hell
out of my house.

1102
00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:51,977
( clock ticking )

1103
00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:58,149
Thank you, Mr. President.

1104
00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:01,920
...unchallenged
by his own party.

1105
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,791
With no opposition, he could
easily bypass the Iowa caucus.

1106
00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:08,827
But according
to a White House spokesman...

1107
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:18,570
( clock ticking )