1 00:00:05,682 --> 00:00:07,512 Previously on The West Wing: 2 00:00:07,687 --> 00:00:09,481 I'm seeing Amy again tonight. 3 00:00:09,650 --> 00:00:11,479 Second date? 4 00:00:11,654 --> 00:00:13,649 First date. Last night was more of a... 5 00:00:13,826 --> 00:00:15,405 ...you know... - Scheme. 6 00:00:15,622 --> 00:00:17,700 - You know Amy's seeing somebody? - I do know that. 7 00:00:18,378 --> 00:00:20,337 - Josh. Great night for us. - We'll see. 8 00:00:20,508 --> 00:00:22,170 - I'm just saying... - That he's using me. 9 00:00:22,387 --> 00:00:23,503 I was saying that. 10 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:25,718 - How'd it go? - Not well. Know whose fault that is? 11 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,094 - John Tandy's. - No. 12 00:00:27,273 --> 00:00:28,603 - Hers. - Yours. 13 00:00:28,818 --> 00:00:31,443 He's about to be censured, deliver the State of the Union... 14 00:00:31,658 --> 00:00:33,368 ...and then he's gonna run for re-election. 15 00:00:33,579 --> 00:00:36,073 My guess is that there are some things on his mind. 16 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:44,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 17 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,071 The Supreme Court has issued its annual report. 18 00:01:07,238 --> 00:01:10,611 -Details in this report... -Iowa voters will pass the first ballots... 19 00:01:10,788 --> 00:01:14,292 ... as the presidential primary campaign officially gets underway. 20 00:01:14,463 --> 00:01:17,254 President Bartlet... 21 00:01:28,996 --> 00:01:31,406 Why would I put it back? 22 00:01:58,646 --> 00:02:00,688 Hello. 23 00:02:01,319 --> 00:02:03,230 Hello. 24 00:02:04,075 --> 00:02:06,284 You let anybody up without asking who it is? 25 00:02:06,497 --> 00:02:07,874 I thought you were breakfast. 26 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:10,084 - You know what? - What? 27 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:14,508 John's never asked to see the WLC's high-donor database. 28 00:02:14,682 --> 00:02:16,143 What? 29 00:02:16,311 --> 00:02:19,815 He's never asked to see the high-donor database. 30 00:02:19,986 --> 00:02:21,862 Or any other mailing list. 31 00:02:22,032 --> 00:02:25,120 So how do you like them apples? 32 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:27,581 I just went to sleep about two hours ago. 33 00:02:27,753 --> 00:02:29,665 - You think he's using me. - Is the sun up? 34 00:02:29,841 --> 00:02:31,837 - I thought you should know. - Not so much. 35 00:02:32,013 --> 00:02:34,934 - Those pajamas are too big for you. - What makes you say that? 36 00:02:35,103 --> 00:02:37,597 - You've got the bottoms on... - I know they're too big. 37 00:02:37,776 --> 00:02:40,697 - What are you doing here? - Demonstrating, once and for all... 38 00:02:40,866 --> 00:02:44,572 ...that John's not using me to get the women's vote. 39 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,244 You're flaky, you know that? You're quite the flake. 40 00:02:47,423 --> 00:02:49,002 Not once has he asked to see it. 41 00:02:49,177 --> 00:02:53,512 - I was done with this a month ago. - Never asked us to sponsor a fundraiser. 42 00:02:53,687 --> 00:02:55,516 It's early. 43 00:02:55,691 --> 00:02:57,936 It's January. Think it's early to raise money? 44 00:02:58,114 --> 00:03:00,608 No. I'm saying it's 5:00 in the morning. 45 00:03:00,786 --> 00:03:04,124 I offered him a slot to speak on safe-haven laws. He declined. 46 00:03:04,294 --> 00:03:08,428 - He hardly ever takes photo-ops with me. - He always takes photo-ops with you. 47 00:03:08,596 --> 00:03:09,926 Yes. Yes, he does. 48 00:03:10,099 --> 00:03:14,268 But he never runs them in his congressional newsletter. 49 00:03:14,442 --> 00:03:15,772 How do you like them apples? 50 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,618 We're gonna stop with the apples soon, right? 51 00:03:18,785 --> 00:03:21,196 Admit you're wrong and his relationship with me... 52 00:03:21,374 --> 00:03:25,247 ...has nothing to do with politics. - I admit it. 53 00:03:30,604 --> 00:03:32,848 - Do you mean it? - No! Of course I'm right. 54 00:03:33,068 --> 00:03:36,571 Your relationship has everything to do with politics. He's a power dater. 55 00:03:36,743 --> 00:03:39,034 That's what power daters do. Know how I know? 56 00:03:39,248 --> 00:03:41,042 - Because you're a power dater? - Right. 57 00:03:41,211 --> 00:03:43,253 You know how I know that you're wrong? 58 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:46,845 Because you saw his soul and confronted him in a moment of honesty? 59 00:03:47,016 --> 00:03:49,094 - Right. - Then he was sure to tell the truth. 60 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,515 - Well, he didn't have to. - Why? 61 00:03:51,693 --> 00:03:54,864 Because he asked me to marry him. 62 00:03:58,959 --> 00:04:01,834 - How do you like them apple...? - No. 63 00:04:04,012 --> 00:04:05,889 - He asked you to marry him? - Yes. 64 00:04:06,059 --> 00:04:09,432 - Want me to talk you out of it? - You don't have to. I said no. 65 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:12,904 - Good. - I told him we shouldn't see each other. 66 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:15,280 - Really? - Yes. 67 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,664 Okay. 68 00:04:18,336 --> 00:04:20,213 - Now you're nervous. - No, I'm not. 69 00:04:20,383 --> 00:04:22,425 You and I have spent four nights together. 70 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,258 I didn't break up with him for you. 71 00:04:24,434 --> 00:04:28,900 I'm not pathetic, stalking woman who, you know, does things. 72 00:04:29,111 --> 00:04:32,069 We spent six nights with each other. 73 00:04:32,285 --> 00:04:34,161 - What are you counting? - Count them all. 74 00:04:34,331 --> 00:04:36,706 - It was four. - He just up and proposed? 75 00:04:36,878 --> 00:04:41,677 - Yes, Hamlet, it's called being decisive. - No, Ophelia, it's called a political asset. 76 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:44,764 - What does it matter now? - It doesn't. 77 00:04:47,235 --> 00:04:48,612 That's all you're gonna say? 78 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,993 I'll say more when you call me in 30 seconds from your cell phone. 79 00:04:57,425 --> 00:05:00,632 You know, for the most insecure guy I've ever met... 80 00:05:00,807 --> 00:05:03,978 ...you're pretty sure of yourself. - Call me from your cell phone. 81 00:05:04,148 --> 00:05:06,939 That's where the real conversation always takes place. 82 00:05:07,113 --> 00:05:10,451 You can't afford pajamas that fit? 83 00:05:11,289 --> 00:05:15,292 - It's laundry day. - I'll see you. 84 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,874 Time number one was on the steps in front of my apartment. 85 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,503 You kissed me. It was snowing. 86 00:05:32,671 --> 00:05:36,175 Time number two was when you came over after the State of the Union. 87 00:05:36,346 --> 00:05:39,517 Number three was at your house. You put on a tape of the Stones... 88 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,848 ...at Wembley Stadium, put on a feather boa... 89 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:43,563 ... and sang"Honky Tonk Women." 90 00:05:43,738 --> 00:05:46,992 Time number four involved a variety of hosiery... 91 00:05:47,162 --> 00:05:49,407 Josh, I'm gonna stop you right here, okay? 92 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:53,125 - Leo? - Yeah. 93 00:05:53,426 --> 00:05:55,088 Anybody else in the office? 94 00:05:55,681 --> 00:05:57,842 - Hey, Josh. - Hey, Margaret. 95 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:00,859 We've got a problem in Vieques and a caucus in lowa. 96 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,271 Why don't you come on in to work. 97 00:06:03,992 --> 00:06:05,571 Yeah. 98 00:06:05,746 --> 00:06:07,123 ... to go unchallenged. 99 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,072 Iowa will cast the first ballots as the presidential primary season... 100 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,581 ... officially gets underway. 101 00:07:00,174 --> 00:07:03,048 President Bartlet, unchallenged in the Democratic Caucus... 102 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:06,061 ... arrives in Cedar Rapids today. On the Republican side... 103 00:07:06,229 --> 00:07:09,353 ... Governor Ritchie looks to be the front-runner in the primary. 104 00:07:09,528 --> 00:07:11,939 I'm on the plane. 105 00:07:12,118 --> 00:07:15,158 No, I'm on the plane. 106 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:20,375 I'll be coming back tonight. It's just for the day. 107 00:07:21,639 --> 00:07:26,141 No, it's just for the day, Dad. We're coming back tonight. 108 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:28,935 I won't be tired. 109 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:34,125 I'll sleep if I'm tired, but I won't be tired. 110 00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:38,844 Because we're coming back at 8:00, and I don't get tired at 8:00. 111 00:07:39,012 --> 00:07:42,432 Plus, I won't be the one flying the plane. 112 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,893 Oh, my God. 113 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:47,109 Dad, because this is how it is. 114 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:50,451 If it's in the 48 states, we come back the same day. 115 00:07:50,621 --> 00:07:53,626 The taxpayers paid for a very comfortable and fast airplane... 116 00:07:53,795 --> 00:07:56,883 ...and this is what they had in mind when they did. 117 00:07:57,178 --> 00:07:58,590 Am I gonna...? 118 00:07:59,642 --> 00:08:02,100 No. 119 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:06,862 Because I don't live in lowa, I'm not allowed to vote there. 120 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,158 See, there's always a catch. 121 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:15,798 Well, he's unchallenged in the lowa Caucus, so I like our chances. 122 00:08:22,025 --> 00:08:26,075 No, Dad, I'm on the plane. 123 00:08:27,705 --> 00:08:33,585 All right, I'll try and call you later if there's anything interesting to report. 124 00:08:33,886 --> 00:08:36,380 Talk to you later. 125 00:08:38,813 --> 00:08:41,390 Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen, good morning. 126 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:45,275 This is Lieutenant Colonel Gantry. We're passing through turbulence... 127 00:08:45,453 --> 00:08:48,957 ... on our way to a cruising altitude of 41,000 feet. 128 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:52,466 Our flight plan this morning will take us over Wheeling and Toledo... 129 00:08:52,636 --> 00:08:55,760 ... the south shore of Lake Michigan and over Aurora, Illinois... 130 00:08:55,935 --> 00:09:00,354 ... before we make our final approach to Eastern lowa Airport in Cedar Rapids. 131 00:09:00,529 --> 00:09:04,746 Our flight time today is one hour and 52 minutes. 132 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:08,462 Is it possible we're riding into town in a soy-diesel bus? 133 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,041 There was talk of it, but that idea got killed off. 134 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:12,716 - Okay. - I'm gonna go back there. 135 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:14,802 You zeroed in on a message for the day? 136 00:09:14,978 --> 00:09:17,687 How to reform the Freedom to Farm Act? 137 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:20,401 - Ritchie's pulled into single digits. - I saw. 138 00:09:20,574 --> 00:09:23,948 What a gift from heaven it would be if he won. 139 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:26,370 - Yeah. - So the 4-H Convention... . 140 00:09:26,546 --> 00:09:28,042 - I'm not going. - I don't get it. 141 00:09:28,217 --> 00:09:30,627 - How can you not see the butter cow? - I'm that way. 142 00:09:30,806 --> 00:09:33,894 You understand it's a life-size cow made entirely of butter. 143 00:09:34,063 --> 00:09:36,771 - We're not going. - There's a butter Elvis, Last Supper... 144 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:40,033 ...which has, I swear to God, Toby... . 145 00:09:40,202 --> 00:09:42,197 - Butter on the table? - Butter on the table! 146 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,203 Between butter James and butter Peter. 147 00:09:44,378 --> 00:09:47,051 An almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material... 148 00:09:47,218 --> 00:09:49,629 ...that dares the viewer to recall Marcel Duchamp. 149 00:09:49,807 --> 00:09:52,301 - How do they keep it from melting? - How indeed? 150 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:56,898 - Toby, you have a call in the staff cabin. - Thank you. 151 00:09:59,245 --> 00:10:01,704 Butter, butter, butter. 152 00:10:05,593 --> 00:10:07,588 This is signal operator number 41. 153 00:10:07,764 --> 00:10:10,139 I have a call from Mr. Seaborn at the White House. 154 00:10:10,312 --> 00:10:13,435 - Thank you. - Duchamp was the father of Dadaism. 155 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:16,362 - I know. - The dada of Dada. 156 00:10:17,495 --> 00:10:21,082 There's nothing to do about that joke. It comes, and you just stand there. 157 00:10:21,295 --> 00:10:24,882 The cow made out of butter? That's how I like my irony served, my friend. 158 00:10:25,053 --> 00:10:28,261 I have a phone call that's being relayed through four satellites. 159 00:10:28,478 --> 00:10:30,437 Okay. 160 00:10:36,705 --> 00:10:38,581 - Yeah? - Hey. 161 00:10:38,751 --> 00:10:40,461 I'm gonna guess where you are, okay? 162 00:10:40,672 --> 00:10:42,964 - Okay. -Wheels-up was 5:35... 163 00:10:43,178 --> 00:10:45,339 ...heading west-northwest. 164 00:10:45,516 --> 00:10:47,310 You're not at cruising altitude yet. 165 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:50,442 I'm gonna say an average of 400 knots with a light headwind. 166 00:10:50,653 --> 00:10:53,326 - Cumberland, West Virginia. Am I right? - I have no idea. 167 00:10:53,493 --> 00:10:56,414 Then we'll say I'm right. Listen, do you remember Bob Engler? 168 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,994 -No. - I met with him a few years ago... 169 00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:00,549 ...from U.S. Space Command. 170 00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:03,253 He told you they were tracking a UFO over Maui? 171 00:11:03,432 --> 00:11:07,185 Yes. Do you have any idea why I have another appointment with him today? 172 00:11:07,357 --> 00:11:09,067 -I don 't. - Okay. 173 00:11:09,278 --> 00:11:12,948 Listen. Ritchie made a statement last night... 174 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,661 ...in support of the Pennsylvania referendum... 175 00:11:15,835 --> 00:11:18,079 ...banning use of race in college admissions. 176 00:11:18,257 --> 00:11:21,096 I think the president should say something at the UI campus. 177 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,057 - About affirmative action? -Yeah. 178 00:11:23,226 --> 00:11:24,603 - He shouldn't. - Why? 179 00:11:24,772 --> 00:11:27,729 Ritchie's not gonna be the Republican nominee for president. 180 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:30,825 Write up a few sentences and send it to the plane right away. 181 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,407 - Yeah. -Okay. 182 00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:38,051 - Hi. - Good morning. 183 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,929 - I'm a little tired today. - Really? 184 00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:43,186 - Yeah. - From the lovemaking? 185 00:11:43,355 --> 00:11:45,149 I'm supposed to see Leo. 186 00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:48,192 I need a favor. I need you to get me out of jury duty. 187 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:51,205 - Why? - Because I have jury duty. 188 00:11:51,373 --> 00:11:52,786 - When? - Tomorrow. 189 00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:55,923 Why don't you wait till we're closer and ask me again. 190 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:57,802 - Can you do it? - No. 191 00:11:57,972 --> 00:12:00,181 - Why not? - What kind of legal authority... 192 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,893 ...do you think I'm empowered with? - You're powerful. 193 00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:05,026 You get... Yes. Thank you. 194 00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:08,320 - You get deferrals, don't you? - Only four. 195 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,989 - And? - I've used them all up. 196 00:12:11,168 --> 00:12:13,163 It looks like justice is in your hands. 197 00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:15,668 I don't want it in my hands. I'm seeing somebody. 198 00:12:15,845 --> 00:12:17,425 There's nothing I can do for you. 199 00:12:17,599 --> 00:12:19,594 I'm surprised. You're such a powerful man. 200 00:12:19,771 --> 00:12:24,106 All the girls say so. Been zapped of your power by the lovemaking? 201 00:12:24,281 --> 00:12:26,656 She's... I don't... 202 00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:29,405 He's waiting for you. 203 00:12:30,044 --> 00:12:32,799 - Hey. - What's going on in Vieques? Protesters? 204 00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:37,386 Yeah. Something like five ships out of the U.S.S. Thurman battle carrier... 205 00:12:37,561 --> 00:12:39,022 ...steamed in yesterday. 206 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:41,481 What they need is final combat certifications... 207 00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:45,822 ...before they can be deployed to the Indian Ocean, where they're needed now. 208 00:12:45,997 --> 00:12:49,785 They need to do ship-to-shore gunnery and air-to-ground bombing exercises... 209 00:12:50,006 --> 00:12:52,880 ...before they're certified. They can't go until certified. 210 00:12:53,096 --> 00:12:55,970 - Okay. - All right. So some 40 protesters... 211 00:12:56,145 --> 00:12:59,600 ...have planted themselves in the live target range. 212 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,903 Sorry. Why am l...? This is national security. 213 00:13:02,075 --> 00:13:05,911 One of the protesters, in fact the leader, apparently is a friend of yours. 214 00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:08,792 - Billy. - Yeah. 215 00:13:09,174 --> 00:13:12,214 - Arrest him, it's what he's waiting for. - He's a known actor... 216 00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:14,884 ...a well-loved young man in the Hispanic community. 217 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,473 He's with other men from the Hispanic community. 218 00:13:17,652 --> 00:13:20,276 - Wait them out. - They got supplies. We don't have time. 219 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:22,528 He's got a cell phone. We've got the number. 220 00:13:22,872 --> 00:13:24,665 No. 221 00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:27,875 - Yeah. - Leo, if I wasn't working here... 222 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:32,634 ...I'd probably be with him down there. - Yeah, but you're working here. 223 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,857 This is a crappy thing to do with friendship. 224 00:13:36,026 --> 00:13:38,901 - Things aren't supposed to be personal. - We're at DEFCON-4. 225 00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:41,652 I'm sorry, we're arranging the call. 226 00:13:44,044 --> 00:13:47,714 Check a whip count, but I don't think we'd get 60 votes on a cloture motion. 227 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:51,224 We lose eight Democrats who don't wanna spend capital on foreign aid. 228 00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:54,732 We lose eight Democrats once they find there is a foreign-aid budget. 229 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:58,026 - Anything else? - Thank you, Mr. President. 230 00:14:03,338 --> 00:14:05,417 What's up? 231 00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:08,171 Well, Ritchie made a statement last night... 232 00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:10,678 ...in support of the referendum in Pennsylvania. 233 00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:12,934 Sam's gonna work on a few lines in response. 234 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:17,950 If he makes statements that force me left, I don't gotta swing at every pitch. 235 00:14:18,121 --> 00:14:19,998 Everybody thinks it'll be Simon. 236 00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:22,004 You and I know different. 237 00:14:22,214 --> 00:14:24,174 Overnights have Ritchie in single digits. 238 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,255 Every candidate's dream opponent, huh? 239 00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,932 - Yeah. - I'll take a look at what Sam does. 240 00:14:29,815 --> 00:14:33,484 - We should respond. - I'll take a look at it. 241 00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:37,452 Thank you, Mr. President. 242 00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:46,213 The race officially began today as the lowa Caucus got underway. 243 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,186 Come in. 244 00:14:51,696 --> 00:14:54,272 - What's going on? - I'm waiting for a phone call. 245 00:14:54,451 --> 00:14:56,658 I mean, in Vieques. 246 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,370 Billy Molina and some people ran the Coast Guard line. 247 00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:03,495 They're camped in the live target range. A carrier has to fire on the range... 248 00:15:03,674 --> 00:15:06,298 ...or they can't be certified and can't be deployed. 249 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,798 And they have to be deployed. 250 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,348 - So they're hooking you up with Billy? - Yeah. 251 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,394 It's a strange day when I'm involved with national security. 252 00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,193 I was thinking the same thing. 253 00:15:16,362 --> 00:15:18,652 - You know what else? - What? 254 00:15:18,825 --> 00:15:22,410 Tandy asked Amy to marry him. 255 00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:27,962 - Seriously? - She said no. 256 00:15:28,131 --> 00:15:30,506 Yeah. 257 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:39,647 - That happened fast, don't you think? - No, no. 258 00:15:39,817 --> 00:15:41,396 - Don't do this. - What? 259 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:44,657 - I recognize this. - As what? 260 00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:47,234 She didn't break up with him for you. I guarantee. 261 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:51,580 She is a fully independent woman. She's the real thing. 262 00:15:51,754 --> 00:15:53,961 Stop looking at her differently than yesterday. 263 00:15:54,132 --> 00:15:55,509 I just said it was fast. 264 00:15:55,677 --> 00:15:57,837 Next, you'll find reason to be mad at her. 265 00:15:58,014 --> 00:15:59,474 - You're wrong. - Guys like you? 266 00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:01,553 - Yeah? - I'm one of them. 267 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,058 - Josh? - Yeah. 268 00:16:03,231 --> 00:16:05,058 He's on. 269 00:16:06,361 --> 00:16:08,154 Billy, it's Josh. 270 00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:11,076 Okay, just tell me a couple things first. 271 00:16:11,244 --> 00:16:13,701 Is everybody okay? Is anybody hurt? 272 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,666 "The American dream is opportunity. 273 00:16:15,835 --> 00:16:20,999 Together we must give every child the chance to reach for his or her dreams. 274 00:16:22,054 --> 00:16:24,593 This is why we must ensure the opportunity is real... 275 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,176 ...that the dream is neither deferred nor denied... 276 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:30,191 ...that hope isn't a privilege for the few..." This is Sam's? 277 00:16:30,359 --> 00:16:33,445 No, I reworked it. 278 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:37,573 "But a promise for all generations to follow." 279 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,867 I've read it. I don't know where you stand on affirmative action. 280 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:44,337 - I was trying to avoid a quote. - As well as nouns and pronouns. 281 00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:46,958 It's purposely nonspecific. 282 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:50,306 - I don't know what we're talking about. - We get word to friends... 283 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,147 ...I was nodding in the direction of affirmative action. 284 00:16:53,314 --> 00:16:55,224 How about if we oppose it... 285 00:16:55,401 --> 00:16:59,067 ...then get word out you were kidding? - Nobody's questioning where we stand. 286 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,408 I don't wanna campaign today! 287 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:07,668 - What happened to writing a new book? - We will, but we don't... 288 00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:10,330 Man, we don't have to piss people off every day... 289 00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:12,799 ...in order to demonstrate that we're not... 290 00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:15,676 - Yes. - We're going to lowa... 291 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,928 ...where we won. I'm not ignoring the state. 292 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,357 I say,"Thanks for getting me elected," and we're back on the plane. 293 00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:25,147 I don't think it's a good idea for us to fight for news coverage... 294 00:17:25,324 --> 00:17:29,159 ...with governors, senators and the head of the church of"I Hate You." 295 00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:32,500 Let's just get in under the radar. 296 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,832 - Yes, sir. - I'll say a few words. 297 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:38,422 - Yes, sir. - That's it. 298 00:17:38,638 --> 00:17:41,095 Thank you, Mr. President. 299 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:03,293 What did he say? 300 00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:09,013 They say something in the primary that forces us left so we... 301 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,814 - Is that how it works? - Yes. 302 00:18:10,983 --> 00:18:12,775 - Tell me more, Obi-Wan. - I'm saying... 303 00:18:12,945 --> 00:18:16,612 He's going to a college. It's a good time to talk about affirmative action... 304 00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:19,111 ...when it comes to admissions. 305 00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:21,575 Yeah. 306 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:25,996 What? 307 00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:28,340 Our fathers didn't need affirmative action. 308 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:32,429 - And they were children of immigrants. - Our fathers needed the GI Bill. 309 00:18:33,854 --> 00:18:36,809 - I'm the wrong Democrat to talk to. - Why? 310 00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:39,228 Because... . 311 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,784 After my father fought in Korea, he became... 312 00:18:44,955 --> 00:18:47,448 ...what the government begs every graduate to become. 313 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,211 He became a teacher, and he raised a family on a teacher's salary... 314 00:18:51,382 --> 00:18:53,840 ...and he paid his taxes and crossed at the green. 315 00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:56,683 Any time there was opportunity for career advancement... 316 00:18:56,850 --> 00:19:00,352 ...it took him extra time because there was a less qualified black woman. 317 00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:03,859 So instead of retiring as superintendent... 318 00:19:04,029 --> 00:19:06,438 ...of the Ohio Valley Union Free School District... 319 00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,741 ...he retired head of the math department... 320 00:19:08,912 --> 00:19:10,905 ...at William Henry Harrison Junior High. 321 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,673 - How is he these days? - Who? 322 00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,929 Your dad. 323 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,942 He's fine. 324 00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:38,203 - We got cut off. - We know. 325 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,584 Cell phone went dead. They have to recharge it. 326 00:19:40,756 --> 00:19:43,249 They need a solar recharger. That takes a few hours. 327 00:19:43,426 --> 00:19:45,884 - Why a few hours? - For the weather to clear. 328 00:19:46,098 --> 00:19:49,184 When you get back on the phone, we'd like you to stand tougher. 329 00:19:49,353 --> 00:19:50,683 - Excuse me? - I said, we'd... 330 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,517 - Then you get on the phone. - Look... 331 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,101 This isn't a hostage situation. It's a protest. 332 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,941 - One where... - You... Excuse me, sir. 333 00:19:57,116 --> 00:20:01,579 You're free to arrest or shoot them, but we won't, because it's bad politics. 334 00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:04,995 - Remember what the thing is here. - This is not the time to protest. 335 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:08,376 Puerto Rico lived under Spain for four centuries, under the U.S. for one. 336 00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:12,303 In 500 years, it hasn't determined its own destiny for five minutes. 337 00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:15,811 They're using depleted uranium shells, napalm, cluster bombs. 338 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:19,482 Vieques has a cancer rate 25 percent higher than the rest of Puerto Rico! 339 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,656 When is the time to protest? I'll tell them. They'll do it. 340 00:20:22,825 --> 00:20:25,033 We'll need you in a few hours. 341 00:20:28,752 --> 00:20:30,828 Thank you. 342 00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:37,254 One hundred anti-choice votes. I'm not fine with it. 343 00:20:37,432 --> 00:20:40,554 A Congress that votes to ban late-term abortions... 344 00:20:40,729 --> 00:20:43,483 ...even when a woman's life is in danger. 345 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:46,607 Affordable daycare is a contradiction in terms. 346 00:20:46,782 --> 00:20:51,078 Gag rules and old men who think women's issues should be the subject... 347 00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:54,535 ...of PTA meetings and not the U.S. House of Representatives. 348 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,548 I'm not fine with it. The WLC's not fine with it. 349 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,794 Women aren't fine with it. 350 00:21:01,472 --> 00:21:05,342 It's really something every two years we get to overthrow the government. 351 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,395 Guess what's coming up in November? 352 00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:09,566 In 10 months, we can make the difference. 353 00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:12,151 Let's get out the vote, get ourselves organized. 354 00:21:12,323 --> 00:21:16,537 Let's get the Congress we deserve. Thank you, and may God bless America. 355 00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:33,935 - Hi. - Hi. 356 00:21:34,735 --> 00:21:37,654 - Hear the whole thing? - I heard you overthrow the government. 357 00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:40,572 - That's always money in the bank. - Tell me about it. 358 00:21:40,745 --> 00:21:44,282 Hey, guys, could I have the room for a minute? 359 00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:51,299 Is there someone who can take care of Henry? 360 00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:58,765 - What do you have against Henry? - Nothing. I love Henry. 361 00:21:58,941 --> 00:22:01,517 Who takes care of him when you go away? 362 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:06,070 - I leave him with my sister. - What do you think about going away? 363 00:22:06,287 --> 00:22:09,456 - Where? - Tahiti or Paris. 364 00:22:10,335 --> 00:22:13,042 Venice. We can go to Epcot if you want. 365 00:22:13,716 --> 00:22:16,125 - Tahiti? - Lie on the beach, dance at night... 366 00:22:16,346 --> 00:22:20,345 ...reggae, a little UB40. - Reggae's the Caribbean. 367 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,349 - They don't have reggae in Tahiti? - We should find out. 368 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:28,235 - I'm sorry? - I said, I think we should find out. 369 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:31,191 - We should. - When? 370 00:22:31,411 --> 00:22:33,405 - Day after tomorrow. - Okay. 371 00:22:33,624 --> 00:22:36,032 - Okay. - Okay. 372 00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:38,415 I'll buy tickets, make reservations. 373 00:22:38,632 --> 00:22:40,008 - Go. - I'm going. 374 00:22:40,218 --> 00:22:42,426 - Not going fast enough. - When I walk out... 375 00:22:42,596 --> 00:22:46,929 ...I'm buying plane tickets. - When I walk out, I'm buying bikinis. 376 00:22:47,146 --> 00:22:50,065 I'm going fast now. 377 00:22:51,361 --> 00:22:54,530 Mr. President, can you speak on the environmental impact on water? 378 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,869 Well, farming isn 't the only cause or even the main cause... 379 00:22:58,039 --> 00:23:01,291 ... but it's a significant land use in watersheds and runoff... 380 00:23:01,461 --> 00:23:04,380 ... and dairy operations from hog and poultry operations. 381 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:07,755 They can be carried into drinking water by rainfall and snowmelt. 382 00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:11,846 It's what's called nonpoint source pollution. 383 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,895 -Yeah, over here. -Mr. President... 384 00:23:14,065 --> 00:23:16,059 ... Donald Atwell, lowa City Standard. 385 00:23:16,236 --> 00:23:18,728 Governor Ritchie came out this morning in support... 386 00:23:18,906 --> 00:23:21,909 ... of the Pennsylvania referendum banning affirmative action... 387 00:23:22,078 --> 00:23:25,663 ... with regard to college admission, and I was wondering if you'd comment? 388 00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:29,170 You know what? Now that we've abolished discrimination in our laws... 389 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:32,794 ... we need to abolish it in our hearts and minds. 390 00:23:32,972 --> 00:23:37,186 Thanks a lot, everybody. It's great to be back in lowa. 391 00:23:37,354 --> 00:23:39,561 Thanks a lot. 392 00:23:48,739 --> 00:23:50,946 Sam? 393 00:23:51,117 --> 00:23:53,076 - Sam, old man. - Yes. 394 00:23:53,246 --> 00:23:55,205 I need you to give me voir dire coaching. 395 00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:59,244 - You wanna be chosen for a jury? - I wanna not be chosen for a jury. 396 00:23:59,423 --> 00:24:02,461 All right. The lawyers are gonna ask you general questions and... 397 00:24:02,637 --> 00:24:04,797 - For instance? - Do you know any reason why... 398 00:24:04,974 --> 00:24:09,223 ...you can't render an impartial verdict? - I hate criminals. 399 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:12,817 Do you have prejudices or feelings that might influence the jury? 400 00:24:12,987 --> 00:24:16,239 I assume if you're in a courtroom, you did something wrong. 401 00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:19,697 - The judge is gonna throw you in jail. - Sam? 402 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,454 Here I go. 403 00:24:36,985 --> 00:24:39,692 - Bob? - Sam. 404 00:24:49,797 --> 00:24:52,801 - How have you been? - I've been well. 405 00:24:53,011 --> 00:24:54,341 Hey, you know what? 406 00:24:54,513 --> 00:24:57,683 You remember that UFO you were tracking over Maui? 407 00:24:57,852 --> 00:25:00,226 Turned out to be an abandoned Russian satellite. 408 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:03,852 One of its rockets didn't fire, so it couldn't re-enter. 409 00:25:04,072 --> 00:25:06,029 - So you'd have us believe. - No, really. 410 00:25:06,241 --> 00:25:07,867 Yes, of course. 411 00:25:09,914 --> 00:25:12,489 - Why don't we get to it, Bob. - Absolutely, Sam. 412 00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:14,503 On behalf of two congressmen... 413 00:25:14,672 --> 00:25:18,209 ...I would like permission to tour the U.S. Bullion Depository. 414 00:25:18,428 --> 00:25:20,304 - Where's that? - Fort Knox, Kentucky. 415 00:25:20,474 --> 00:25:22,716 - Talk to the Treasury Department. - We have. 416 00:25:22,936 --> 00:25:25,226 And not at all surprisingly, they've said no. 417 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:28,271 - Why do you want to? - It's been brought to our attention... 418 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:33,655 ...that of the 8500 metric tons of gold that are stored there, only 1000 remain. 419 00:25:33,870 --> 00:25:35,829 - Really? - Yes, sir. 420 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:39,293 - Who brought it to your attention? - Let's just say a friend of ours. 421 00:25:40,381 --> 00:25:43,088 - Human friend or...? - Sam, I know what you think of me... 422 00:25:43,261 --> 00:25:46,430 ...and the work I do. I've lived with this attitude my whole life. 423 00:25:46,599 --> 00:25:48,474 My father lived with it too. 424 00:25:48,644 --> 00:25:52,562 I'm seeking a presidential order for the depository to be audited. 425 00:25:52,735 --> 00:25:54,729 - I'll pass that along. - I'm sure you will. 426 00:25:54,905 --> 00:25:57,362 - Bob... - Has the president ever toured the vault? 427 00:25:57,576 --> 00:25:59,451 - No. - No, only two presidents have. 428 00:25:59,622 --> 00:26:01,282 Roosevelt and Truman. 429 00:26:01,624 --> 00:26:03,784 You think there's something funny going on? 430 00:26:04,003 --> 00:26:07,920 l, and two congressmen, think the gold has been replaced. 431 00:26:08,135 --> 00:26:10,212 With what? 432 00:26:15,481 --> 00:26:17,356 I won't get sucked into this. I won't. 433 00:26:17,526 --> 00:26:19,769 - The Papoose Lake spacecraft... - No such thing. 434 00:26:19,988 --> 00:26:23,406 ...taken from Roswell to Groom Lake in 1947. 435 00:26:23,577 --> 00:26:26,746 A little piece of land called Area 51, my friend. 436 00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:29,373 This is Dungeons & Dragons camp all over again. 437 00:26:29,545 --> 00:26:32,169 We tested U-2 planes at Area 51. 438 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:35,671 This is why in '57, they had to take Papoose to Fort Knox. 439 00:26:35,847 --> 00:26:38,685 Ten years ago, the secretary of the Air Force... 440 00:26:38,852 --> 00:26:41,012 ...concluded an exhaustive search for records. 441 00:26:41,190 --> 00:26:43,896 Oh, I read it. And my father read it. 442 00:26:44,111 --> 00:26:46,604 The report concluded the activities in the desert... 443 00:26:46,783 --> 00:26:49,025 ...were balloon research. - It was. 444 00:26:49,203 --> 00:26:52,205 - A crew was retrieved. - They were anthropomorphic dummies. 445 00:26:52,374 --> 00:26:56,625 Sam, patronize me, laugh at my work... 446 00:26:56,798 --> 00:27:00,965 ...but please don't minimize the lifetime my father spent in this pursuit. 447 00:27:01,139 --> 00:27:03,845 The man had three Ph.D.s. 448 00:27:04,019 --> 00:27:08,731 There were bodies at Roswell Army Airfield Hospital. 449 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,859 Excuse me. 450 00:27:18,376 --> 00:27:20,916 - When did your dad pass away? - Pardon? 451 00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:24,667 - When did he pass away? - Three months ago. 452 00:27:26,263 --> 00:27:28,341 Excuse me. 453 00:27:32,774 --> 00:27:35,647 - Listen. - I'm sorry, but I'm in there with this guy. 454 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:39,773 He insists the government is concealing evidence of extraterrestrial contact... 455 00:27:39,953 --> 00:27:42,244 ...and that we've got it at Fort Knox. 456 00:27:45,254 --> 00:27:48,541 We made a deal with Billy. They'll pull off the island right away. 457 00:27:48,718 --> 00:27:52,254 In exchange, we meet with a delegation, political affairs, Navy... 458 00:27:52,473 --> 00:27:55,263 - Won't look like we caved? - We'll be slapped by the right. 459 00:27:55,436 --> 00:27:57,596 - But they won't wanna piss off Latinos. - Good. 460 00:27:57,774 --> 00:28:00,812 You know what else? I'm going to Tahiti with Amy. 461 00:28:01,029 --> 00:28:02,988 - You're kidding. - Day after tomorrow. 462 00:28:03,158 --> 00:28:06,576 - So this guy... - Yeah, the thing is... 463 00:28:08,374 --> 00:28:10,119 ...he inherited the family business. 464 00:28:10,336 --> 00:28:13,008 I gotta go online and buy Tahitian things. 465 00:28:13,175 --> 00:28:15,049 Okay. 466 00:28:25,069 --> 00:28:27,988 - Bob. - Yes? 467 00:28:29,910 --> 00:28:32,534 I was just talking to... . 468 00:28:32,707 --> 00:28:35,745 Let's just say I talked to an associate. 469 00:28:35,921 --> 00:28:38,294 This associate has higher clearance than I do. 470 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,504 And? 471 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,680 You can keep pursuing this, and I imagine you will... 472 00:28:45,853 --> 00:28:48,726 ...but we can't give you the proper paperwork... 473 00:28:48,942 --> 00:28:51,861 ...you'll need to audit the vault. 474 00:28:52,656 --> 00:28:55,279 - You understand? - Oh, I think I understand. 475 00:28:55,453 --> 00:28:59,916 - Do you? - Wink's as good as a nod to a blind man. 476 00:29:00,627 --> 00:29:02,668 Yeah. 477 00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:07,051 Listen, these two congressmen, they're Democrats? 478 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:12,055 I'm not at liberty to say. 479 00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:14,473 I understand. 480 00:29:14,734 --> 00:29:18,865 - Thank you very much. - Thank you, Sam. 481 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:23,118 Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen... 482 00:29:23,331 --> 00:29:25,206 ... this is Lieutenant Colonel Gantry. 483 00:29:25,376 --> 00:29:28,248 We'll reach our cruising altitude of 37,000 feet... 484 00:29:28,423 --> 00:29:32,471 ... in approximately 20 minutes as we pass over Elgin, Illinois... 485 00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:35,213 ... Detroit, Akron and McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania... 486 00:29:35,393 --> 00:29:38,265 ... before we begin our final descent to Andrews. 487 00:29:38,439 --> 00:29:40,564 -Enjoy the flight. - It's happening. It is. 488 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,147 - He was good. - No, he wasn't. 489 00:29:42,321 --> 00:29:45,074 - He was what he was supposed to be. - He was Uncle Fluffy. 490 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:48,738 - It's Dr. Jekyll and Uncle Fluffy again. - He didn't respond to Ritchie. 491 00:29:48,915 --> 00:29:52,453 - I totally agree that it's too early. - He was asked the question. 492 00:29:52,629 --> 00:29:55,965 He was asked the question. 493 00:29:58,974 --> 00:30:00,552 No word on the Republicans? 494 00:30:00,768 --> 00:30:02,976 There's a poll that has Ritchie pulling even. 495 00:30:03,189 --> 00:30:05,479 That'd be too much to hope for. 496 00:30:05,651 --> 00:30:07,312 There's an old expression. 497 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:19,831 "When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers." 498 00:30:22,846 --> 00:30:25,683 Anyway, he's doing it again. 499 00:30:26,936 --> 00:30:28,479 - You wanted me? - Yeah. It's set. 500 00:30:28,647 --> 00:30:29,977 - The meeting? - Yeah. 501 00:30:30,149 --> 00:30:32,821 - Great. Good is gonna come from this. - Maybe. 502 00:30:32,988 --> 00:30:35,112 Maybe, yeah, but how often do you get the...? 503 00:30:35,283 --> 00:30:36,826 - Yeah. - When's the meeting? 504 00:30:36,994 --> 00:30:38,988 Day after tomorrow. 505 00:30:39,165 --> 00:30:41,538 - You're kidding. - No. 506 00:30:41,710 --> 00:30:43,669 - Perfect. - We wanted to do it right away. 507 00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:45,465 - Yeah. - What's the problem? 508 00:30:45,634 --> 00:30:47,010 - Nothing. - What's the problem? 509 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:50,216 - There's a woman I've been... - Amy Gardner. 510 00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:51,928 - Yeah. - I hear things. 511 00:30:52,103 --> 00:30:54,013 - I know. - I try to forget them quickly. 512 00:30:54,190 --> 00:30:56,682 We were supposed to... This is ridiculous, but... 513 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:59,069 - We were supposed to go away. - Where? 514 00:30:59,282 --> 00:31:01,571 It doesn't matter. We've had trouble getting... 515 00:31:01,743 --> 00:31:03,738 - Day after tomorrow? - Go. 516 00:31:03,956 --> 00:31:06,032 - I can't. - Go. 517 00:31:06,209 --> 00:31:08,250 I need to be here for this. 518 00:31:08,421 --> 00:31:10,296 - No, you don't. - Don't worry about it. 519 00:31:10,466 --> 00:31:14,798 My wife lives in my house, I live in a hotel, and this is why. 520 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:17,099 Yeah, okay. 521 00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:19,346 Well, I'm glad it's taken care of. 522 00:31:19,523 --> 00:31:21,433 - I'm glad we got the meeting. - Okay. 523 00:31:28,413 --> 00:31:29,742 - Listen. - Yeah. 524 00:31:29,915 --> 00:31:32,538 The trick is appearing unsuitable, not just for this... 525 00:31:32,711 --> 00:31:35,334 ...but for any jury while avoiding a contempt citation. 526 00:31:35,507 --> 00:31:38,427 Wouldn't you think if I explain that my boss is a lawyer... 527 00:31:38,595 --> 00:31:42,263 ...my lawyer's a lawyer, I'm dating...? - It's jury duty, not an appendectomy. 528 00:31:42,435 --> 00:31:44,845 It's jury duty. Do it, don't do it. If you don't... 529 00:31:45,024 --> 00:31:48,145 ...you don't get to complain about the O.J. verdict. 530 00:32:15,490 --> 00:32:16,819 -Hello? - Amy. 531 00:32:16,992 --> 00:32:19,153 - Josh? -Yeah. 532 00:32:23,587 --> 00:32:26,459 I've just said,"Hello, how are you?" in Tahitian. 533 00:32:26,633 --> 00:32:27,962 Now you say: 534 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:32,298 - Which means,"I am fine." - I can't go day after tomorrow. 535 00:32:33,645 --> 00:32:35,603 - Yeah. - I mean, I can go another time... 536 00:32:35,773 --> 00:32:38,978 ...but I can't go day after tomorrow. - It was sudden for you. 537 00:32:39,154 --> 00:32:41,481 It was pretty sudden for anybody, Amy. 538 00:32:41,658 --> 00:32:45,360 - You're the one who asked me. - There was a problem in Vieques today... 539 00:32:45,539 --> 00:32:47,414 ...and we came to a good resolution. 540 00:32:47,584 --> 00:32:51,799 - There's a meeting day after tomorrow. - Leo's making you stay? 541 00:32:51,966 --> 00:32:56,299 No, he's not. I wanna stay. 542 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,472 - Okay. -For one, it involves a friend of mine... 543 00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:02,145 ...and he did something he didn't wanna do and... . 544 00:33:02,317 --> 00:33:04,311 I just wanna make sure his back is covered. 545 00:33:04,529 --> 00:33:06,736 - Look, don't get angry at me. - I'm not. 546 00:33:06,908 --> 00:33:09,198 You're getting preemptively angry with me... 547 00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:11,115 ...which assumes I'm other people... 548 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:14,412 ...and I'd rather be a political asset, if you know what I mean. 549 00:33:14,837 --> 00:33:16,297 I do. 550 00:33:16,465 --> 00:33:18,459 When you're done comparison-shopping, call. 551 00:33:18,635 --> 00:33:23,764 Well, I'd definitely be waiting by your phone, Josh. Take it easy. 552 00:33:28,527 --> 00:33:30,236 - Josh? - Yeah. 553 00:33:30,405 --> 00:33:35,284 You might not care, but you officially won the lowa Democratic Caucus. 554 00:33:45,505 --> 00:33:47,712 If the occasional Caucasian loses a promotion... 555 00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:50,881 - We'll have to agree to disagree. - I don't like that. Got it? 556 00:33:51,055 --> 00:33:52,717 - Here. - You phoned for research? 557 00:33:52,892 --> 00:33:55,729 This is Washington on the need for a national university. 558 00:33:55,897 --> 00:33:57,226 - I'm tired. - It's brief. 559 00:33:57,399 --> 00:33:59,690 Toby, please. 560 00:33:59,862 --> 00:34:03,198 "In the general juvenile period of life when friendships are formed... 561 00:34:03,368 --> 00:34:05,777 ...and habits established that will stick by one... 562 00:34:05,955 --> 00:34:07,783 ...youth from parts of the U. S... 563 00:34:07,959 --> 00:34:10,712 ...would be assembled together and would, by degree... 564 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,417 ...discover there was not just cause for the jealousies and prejudices... 565 00:34:14,595 --> 00:34:17,930 ...which one part of the union invited against one another." 566 00:34:18,101 --> 00:34:20,593 He said,"We banished discrimination from our laws... 567 00:34:20,771 --> 00:34:23,180 ...now let's banish it from our minds and hearts." 568 00:34:23,358 --> 00:34:24,984 - Who? - The president. In lowa. 569 00:34:25,153 --> 00:34:27,693 He said,"Let's banish it from our minds and hearts." 570 00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:29,492 How does affirmative action do that? 571 00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:33,079 - I'm talking about college admissions. - I'm talking about my father. 572 00:34:34,001 --> 00:34:35,960 - Why? - Because he's not doing fine. 573 00:34:36,129 --> 00:34:38,801 He forgets things. 574 00:34:40,888 --> 00:34:43,559 He forgets things. 575 00:34:44,936 --> 00:34:47,559 - He's not a young guy. - I'm not talking about dates... 576 00:34:47,732 --> 00:34:49,310 ...and phone numbers. 577 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,991 - I know. - He forgets what's going on. 578 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,574 He thought this was the general election today. 579 00:34:55,745 --> 00:35:00,126 And he snaps back in, but... . 580 00:35:02,423 --> 00:35:04,417 And I... . 581 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:07,258 I think sometimes that if he'd... 582 00:35:07,431 --> 00:35:12,856 ...lived the life he wanted to... . 583 00:35:13,024 --> 00:35:15,516 He's gotta watch me bopping around on Air Force One. 584 00:35:15,695 --> 00:35:17,855 Hey! Welcome back. 585 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,485 Have you seen the butter cow at the 4-H Convention? 586 00:35:21,664 --> 00:35:24,702 I have. And the butter Last Supper with the butter. 587 00:35:24,919 --> 00:35:26,378 Yes. 588 00:35:26,547 --> 00:35:28,920 Know what the Bob Engler meeting turned out to be? 589 00:35:29,092 --> 00:35:30,421 - UFO guy? - Yeah. He thinks... 590 00:35:30,594 --> 00:35:34,512 ...the government's keeping alien bodies at the Bullion Depository in Fort Knox. 591 00:35:35,352 --> 00:35:37,845 What are we keeping in the depository in Fort Knox? 592 00:35:41,154 --> 00:35:42,697 - Soup? - No, seriously. 593 00:35:42,865 --> 00:35:45,571 There used to be 8500 metric tons of gold there. 594 00:35:45,745 --> 00:35:48,533 - Now most of it's been moved out. - Yeah. 595 00:35:48,749 --> 00:35:51,420 - What's there now? - I wouldn't ask a lot of questions. 596 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:55,588 - What do you mean? - Don't worry about it. 597 00:35:56,512 --> 00:35:59,301 Okay. I'm going back to my office. 598 00:36:06,445 --> 00:36:08,523 Call him. 599 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,016 Coming. 600 00:36:28,857 --> 00:36:30,934 Donna told me to come over. What's going on? 601 00:36:31,111 --> 00:36:33,401 Thanks for coming. 602 00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:38,068 Something's wrong with the lights. 603 00:36:38,248 --> 00:36:42,330 Let me feel around for a switch here. 604 00:36:58,447 --> 00:37:00,655 You did this? 605 00:37:00,994 --> 00:37:03,996 A little piece of Tahiti right here in Georgetown. 606 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:08,961 Would you like a Samoan Fog Cutter or a Navy Grog? 607 00:37:09,132 --> 00:37:11,838 A Samoan Fog Cutter has three kinds of rum... 608 00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:15,597 ...including Bacardi 451. 609 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,560 And... . 610 00:37:17,729 --> 00:37:20,934 The difference between that and a Navy Grog is... 611 00:37:21,109 --> 00:37:23,567 Did you ask me over to exchange recipes? 612 00:37:28,497 --> 00:37:31,120 Should I change? 613 00:37:32,336 --> 00:37:34,544 Into what? 614 00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:39,220 I remember a pair of big pajamas. 615 00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:41,973 Yeah, good thinking. 616 00:37:43,855 --> 00:37:46,977 - You can turn on the news, you know. - I don't wanna turn on news. 617 00:37:47,194 --> 00:37:49,521 Just to see how they're covering lowa. 618 00:37:49,699 --> 00:37:51,608 ... by 12 points... 619 00:38:07,936 --> 00:38:10,976 President Bartlet lost by 12 points... 620 00:38:11,151 --> 00:38:12,646 - Sir? - Yeah? 621 00:38:12,819 --> 00:38:14,897 Can you see Toby? 622 00:38:15,783 --> 00:38:18,454 - No. - Yes, sir. 623 00:38:18,621 --> 00:38:20,662 Charlie. 624 00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:23,578 Send him in. 625 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:33,519 - Good evening, sir. - Thought you had gone home. 626 00:38:33,688 --> 00:38:36,477 I was just watching some of the coverage. 627 00:38:36,651 --> 00:38:38,645 - It's gonna be Ritchie. - Yeah. 628 00:38:38,821 --> 00:38:41,990 - I mean, it's gonna be Ritchie. - I know. 629 00:38:42,159 --> 00:38:45,613 It would've been... I don't know, it would have seemed obnoxious. 630 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:48,248 It would've seemed like grandstanding. 631 00:38:48,462 --> 00:38:50,954 - You want some bourbon? - Thanks. 632 00:38:51,133 --> 00:38:53,211 What do you think? 633 00:38:53,387 --> 00:38:56,473 I was a telemarketer for about a week. 634 00:38:56,684 --> 00:39:00,731 I can't remember what we were selling, but you worked off a script. 635 00:39:00,899 --> 00:39:03,356 "Hi, good evening. My name is... ." 636 00:39:03,528 --> 00:39:06,566 And Toby Ziegler was okay for New York. 637 00:39:06,742 --> 00:39:09,615 But once I got into other time zones, I needed a name... 638 00:39:09,789 --> 00:39:12,364 ...that wasn't gonna bother anybody. 639 00:39:12,543 --> 00:39:16,164 Toby, if you have something to say, please say it. 640 00:39:16,341 --> 00:39:19,628 Ritchie's good for all time zones. 641 00:39:20,264 --> 00:39:22,722 My family signed the Declaration of Independence. 642 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:24,686 Think I've got an ethnicity problem? 643 00:39:24,897 --> 00:39:28,648 - A line isn't between light and dark skin. - Yeah? 644 00:39:29,154 --> 00:39:33,736 It's between educated and masculine. 645 00:39:33,912 --> 00:39:37,579 Or Eastern academic elite and plainspoken. 646 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:40,589 - It's always been like that. - But a funny thing happened... 647 00:39:40,757 --> 00:39:42,631 ...when the White House got demystified. 648 00:39:42,801 --> 00:39:44,961 The impression was left anybody could do it. 649 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:48,884 - Tell me something I don't know. - It's one thing Ritchie came out... 650 00:39:49,061 --> 00:39:52,646 ...for the Pennsylvania referendum, but the way he articulated it... . 651 00:39:52,818 --> 00:39:56,403 His presence. The clear sign he wasn't personally engaged with the facts... 652 00:39:56,616 --> 00:39:59,155 His staff was cringing, I promise. And we let it go. 653 00:39:59,328 --> 00:40:02,830 - It wasn't the moment... - You were asked the question. 654 00:40:04,379 --> 00:40:06,622 Do you have anything else? 655 00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:15,595 Sir, I don't think I need to tell you that the level of respect... 656 00:40:15,772 --> 00:40:19,820 ...with which the staff speaks of you doesn't change depending on... 657 00:40:19,987 --> 00:40:22,065 ...whether or not you're in the room. - But? 658 00:40:22,241 --> 00:40:28,248 Well, there's always been a concern about the two Bartlets. 659 00:40:28,418 --> 00:40:32,335 The absent-minded professor with the"Aw, Dad" sense of humor... 660 00:40:32,508 --> 00:40:37,090 ...disarming, unthreatening, good for all time zones. 661 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,139 And the Nobel Laureate... 662 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:44,776 ...still searching for salvation. Lonely, frustrated. Lethal. 663 00:40:44,987 --> 00:40:48,239 - Gonna sing a country-western song? - Whose father never liked him... 664 00:40:48,409 --> 00:40:50,949 ...because he was too smart. - This stopped being fun. 665 00:40:51,289 --> 00:40:53,330 - Sir? - It was actually never fun for me. 666 00:40:53,501 --> 00:40:55,958 I was just being polite. 667 00:40:56,882 --> 00:40:59,505 Your father used to hit you, didn't he, Mr. President? 668 00:41:00,804 --> 00:41:02,929 Excuse me? 669 00:41:03,976 --> 00:41:06,766 Your father used to hit you, sir? 670 00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:12,400 - Yeah. - Not like a spanking? 671 00:41:12,574 --> 00:41:14,984 - He hit me. Why? - He punched you. 672 00:41:15,204 --> 00:41:17,613 - I'm done being polite. - Because you made him mad. 673 00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:21,245 - You didn't know why. - Toby, it was a complicated relationship. 674 00:41:21,422 --> 00:41:23,997 - Can I help you? - It's because you were smarter. 675 00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,636 It was complicated. 676 00:41:25,804 --> 00:41:27,882 He didn't like you. That's why he hit you. 677 00:41:28,058 --> 00:41:29,932 That's why people hit each other. 678 00:41:30,186 --> 00:41:32,560 - You were smarter. - Why are we talking about this? 679 00:41:32,733 --> 00:41:36,068 So maybe if you get enough votes... 680 00:41:36,238 --> 00:41:38,861 ...win one more election, you know? 681 00:41:39,034 --> 00:41:42,121 - Maybe your father... - You have stepped way over the line! 682 00:41:42,290 --> 00:41:46,077 Any other president would have your ass on the sidewalk right now. 683 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:48,747 They'd have had you on the sidewalk a long time ago. 684 00:41:48,926 --> 00:41:52,262 I don't know what goes on in a Brooklyn shrink's office... 685 00:41:52,432 --> 00:41:56,134 ...but get it the hell out of my house! 686 00:42:03,324 --> 00:42:06,031 Thank you, Mr. President. 687 00:42:07,305 --> 00:42:13,541 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org