1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,507 Previously on The West Wing: 2 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:07,141 It's over. 3 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,576 You'll be back. 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:11,279 Let's go-- ten bucks. Ten bucks for you... 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,546 JOSH: It was the President's idea. 6 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,282 He bet us you couldn't stay quiet 7 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:15,416 if he gave a bad answer. 8 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:16,884 Horton Wilde in Orange County 9 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,952 is in the hospital with his fourth heart attack. 10 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,721 Who knows when he's going to resume a campaign schedule. 11 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:21,755 He's dead. 12 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:22,956 The President wins the debate 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,126 tomorrow night, and you marry me again. 14 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,460 Will Bailey. You want to come inside? 15 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,129 The campaign's embarrassing to us. 16 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,963 And I'm not embarrassed by it. 17 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,699 If you can't find a Democrat 18 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:32,866 tell Kay that I'll do it. 19 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:35,136 Andy's pregnant, with twins. 20 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:51,552 ( sighs ) 21 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:53,454 Man... 22 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,356 Thank you. 23 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,757 You're Josh Lyman, aren't you? 24 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:57,958 Yeah. 25 00:00:58,025 --> 00:00:59,660 Yeah. I've seen your picture a lot. 26 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,794 Can I ask you something? 27 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,230 Sure. 28 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,431 Bartlet's on the ballot for the Democratic Party 29 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,199 and for the Statehood Party. 30 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:08,369 It's okay that I voted for him in both columns, right? 31 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,471 No, you can't vote for him in two columns. 32 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,005 I already did. 33 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,674 Your ballot's going to be invalidated. 34 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,842 What the hell for? 35 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,377 You're only allowed to vote once. 36 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:17,578 He's on the ballot twice. 37 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,213 He's on the ballot more than that. 38 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,815 He's on the ballot as the Liberal Party nominee... 39 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,217 I'm saying I'm for Statehood. 40 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,319 Me, too, and yours is a vote we didn't get. 41 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:26,086 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 42 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,488 Did I hear you say 43 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:29,590 that you're supposed to vote for the President 44 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,624 in both columns? 45 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,626 No. 46 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:35,496 No, uh, you can vote for the President 47 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:39,467 in whatever column you want, but you can only vote once. 48 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,635 He's right. 49 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:42,803 Yes, I'm... Yes. 50 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:45,206 And I'll tell you a secret for a shortcut: 51 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:47,441 If you just, say, vote for one Democrat 52 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,610 and leave all the rest of the boxes blank 53 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,512 then you voted for all the Democrats. 54 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:52,780 Yes. No. 55 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:53,847 It doesn't... 56 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:54,882 You can't vote for a party. 57 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,217 You have to vote for a person. 58 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,551 No, I think you're wrong. 59 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,752 I'm not. 60 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,754 I left all but one box blank. 61 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,657 Well, then, you voted for none but one candidate. 62 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:04,858 Nuts. 63 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,360 Did you vote for the President? 64 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,828 Was the President the one box? 65 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,029 Ah, who remembers? 66 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:10,198 It was a minute and a half ago. 67 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,064 Don't be rude. 68 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,033 I'm sorry. 69 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,135 Thank you for voting. 70 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,205 Excuse me. 71 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,472 Yes, what? 72 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,174 Yes? 73 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,310 Yes, hello. 74 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,144 You're who I think you are, right? 75 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,579 I can be anybody you want. 76 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,515 ( chuckles ): That's funny. 77 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:28,649 Thank you. 78 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,018 Um, I saw you getting run over by those people. 79 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,420 Just part of the job, ma'am. 80 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,988 Mmm. I guess you hear some pretty silly questions. 81 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:37,057 Well, I'm just worried 82 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,759 'cause they all tried to vote for Bartlet 83 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,694 and if this keeps up, we're headed toward 84 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,496 the biggest electoral upset in history 85 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,997 and nobody's going to be able to figure out why. 86 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:46,166 Right, well, it's the same thing with my parents. 87 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:49,770 I tell them to just rank the candidates in order of preference. 88 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,138 Right. No! 89 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,641 I voted for your boy in all three boxes. 90 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:56,009 No. Listen to me. 91 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,578 Your ballot is invalid. 92 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:58,846 So is yours. 93 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:02,483 Punch the box next to the candidate you prefer 94 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:06,854 once-- nothing else. 95 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,489 I'm sorry, one more thing. 96 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,658 I have a message from Toby Ziegler. 97 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:11,992 What? 98 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,761 I have a message from Toby Ziegler. 99 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:14,795 You know Toby? 100 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:19,567 He says... ten dollars. 101 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,605 I see. 102 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:27,275 You guys are a little troupe. 103 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:30,678 A little acting troupe with a "U." 104 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:31,712 Yes, sir, we are. 105 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:32,880 Can I give you a card? 106 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:33,781 No. 107 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,082 Mr. Ziegler said you were 108 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,884 a little edgy on election days 109 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,819 so, just to show there are no hard feelings 110 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,822 how about if I go down there and vote for the President right now? 111 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,324 As a matter of fact, that would be nice. 112 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:44,658 No problem. 113 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,727 Do you happen to know if I need to be... 114 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,929 I don't know, pre-registered or something? 115 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,338 Yes! 116 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,126 We've got 500 red and blue Bartlet-Hoynes banners. 117 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,195 That, plus 600 from Building Trades. 118 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:56,630 SAM: No. 119 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:57,230 I'm sorry? 120 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,031 No. 121 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,032 Why? 122 00:04:59,099 --> 00:04:59,900 The partisanship's over. 123 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:00,601 We elected a President. 124 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,570 This is for everybody. 125 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,271 No banners tonight; the American flag. 126 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,839 Okay, but we're using the Seal 127 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:08,175 and I'll put Senate and House leadership up there. 128 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:08,876 No balloons, no confetti. 129 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:09,510 Why? 130 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:10,578 It's not a party. 131 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,212 It is a party. Yeah, but we won. 132 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,146 We don't have to pander. 133 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:14,448 Please don't say that. 134 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,516 On your birthday, don't we pander to you? 135 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,316 Not as much as I'd like. 136 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,317 I'm not kidding. 137 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,886 What are you babbling about? 138 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,154 We haven't won anything yet. The speech is done. 139 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,189 Two speeches are done. 140 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,256 What's the second? 141 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,324 I've got a speech if he wins 142 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,325 and one if he doesn't. 143 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,627 You wrote a concession? 144 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,362 Of course I wrote a concession. 145 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,464 You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever 146 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,732 from high atop the thing? 147 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,166 No. 148 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,735 Then go outside, turn around three times and spit. 149 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,570 What the hell's the matter with you? 150 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,772 ( chuckling ): It's like 25 degrees outside. 151 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,741 Go. Hello. 152 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,275 ( with foreign accent ): Oh, Mr. Lyman. 153 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,211 I see your picture in the magazine. 154 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:45,446 Tell me 155 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,615 if I swallow my ballot, does it still...? 156 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,116 A little election day humor-- that's great. 157 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,718 He wrote a concession speech. 158 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,853 Of course he wrote a concession speech. Why wouldn't he? 159 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,154 What possible reason 160 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,056 would he have for not writing a concession speech? 161 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,726 The wrath from high atop the thing. 162 00:05:58,792 --> 00:05:59,927 He upped and said we were gonna... 163 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,895 JOSH: No, you got to go outside 164 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,764 turn around three times and curse. 165 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:04,297 Spit. 166 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,298 Spit and curse. 167 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,400 Do everything. Go. 168 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,835 Go! Go! Go! Go! 169 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:08,902 Go! 170 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,473 These things have a half-life. 171 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,807 You can't just... 172 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,476 All right, we're meeting again when? 173 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:16,877 First round of exits at 11:00. 174 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,747 11:00, unless there's a reason earlier. 175 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,549 Can I have you two seconds? 176 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,116 Yeah. What do you need? 177 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,384 Hang on. 178 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,853 There's trouble? 179 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:26,854 A little bit. 180 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:27,955 For the President? 181 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,089 For you. 182 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,361 Listen, I know better 183 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,464 than to stick my face in your personal life 184 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,865 except, you know, for sport. 185 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:38,966 What happened? 186 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,333 Roll Call's got it from the Office 187 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,669 of Congress's Attending Physician 188 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,504 that Andy's pregnant. 189 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:49,843 When did they start doing more than flu vaccinations? 190 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,411 They need updated medical records. 191 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,480 Roll Call doesn't need 192 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,714 updated medical records, do they? 193 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,115 They're going to connect the dots. 194 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,150 It's going to be bad for her and bad for you. 195 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:59,753 You mean bad for us. 196 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:00,854 I can handle the "us." 197 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:01,622 What's her plan? 198 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:02,990 I don't know. Toby... 199 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,658 I don't know. We haven't talked about it. 200 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,226 She's got to be proactive. 201 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,394 Yeah. 202 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,262 It would be nice 203 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,599 if we could announce a wedding. 204 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:12,966 I'm working on that, thanks. 205 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,635 You'll talk to her, hmm? 206 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:15,903 Yeah. Thanks. 207 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,873 Did you...? 208 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,776 Yes, I turned, I cursed, I spat, it froze. 209 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,411 C.J.: You can't be too careful. 210 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:25,746 I think you can. 211 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,916 Sam, you got Will Bailey calling from California. 212 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,952 * Won't you come home, Will Bailey...? * 213 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,055 * Won't you come home...? * 214 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,191 Sancho, how you doing? 215 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,226 I'm Sancho? 216 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,060 Yeah. 217 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:40,728 Okay. 218 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,562 Can I ask you something? 219 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:42,863 Yes, Grasshopper. 220 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,097 How much do you know about exit polls? 221 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,666 What's there to know? 222 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,368 You stand 100 yards away and say "Who'd you vote for?" 223 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,003 You can't afford exit polls. 224 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,339 Yeah, I've got volunteers out there with clipboards. 225 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,607 And? Something weird's going on. 226 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:54,608 What? We're winning. 227 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,777 What do you mean? 228 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,211 We're down one in Spyglass Hill 229 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,412 even in Emerald Bay 230 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,014 and up three in El Toro Station. 231 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,050 Okay, can I give you a nickel's worth of free advice? 232 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,518 Yeah. 233 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:07,655 It's not advice so much as I'm saying this: 234 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,590 Democrats vote early, okay? 235 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,424 And diehards vote early. 236 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,961 Okay, you want me to call in every couple of hours? 237 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,328 Every hour. 238 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,897 Okay. 239 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,839 Bonnie, Democrats vote early, right? 240 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,107 Yeah. 241 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,476 Ginger, Democrats and diehards vote early, right? 242 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:30,878 Yeah. 243 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,112 Okay. 244 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,050 ( applause ) 245 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:37,951 Mrs. Bartlet 246 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,486 can you tell us who you voted for. 247 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,822 Nobody. I was just fixing my makeup. 248 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,256 How are you spending the rest of the day? 249 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:46,126 Filling out Chicago ballots; just pitching in. 250 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:49,062 He's going to be flying around thanking supporters. 251 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,363 Is there any suspense at all today? 252 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,431 Well, there are 253 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,801 about 14 competitive Senate races 254 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,603 about 46 House races 255 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:58,038 and right here in New Hampshire 256 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,641 there's a $600 million bond issue 257 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,142 plus, no one's 258 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,511 elected my husband President yet. 259 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:05,646 ( applause ) 260 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:06,446 ( clearing throat ) 261 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:07,848 Mr. President 262 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,983 polls show a dogfight here in New Hampshire. 263 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,819 How would you feel if you won the election 264 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,086 but lost your home state? 265 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,222 Better than if I won my home state 266 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,724 but lost my home country. 267 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,892 The only poll that matters closes in 17 hours. 268 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,060 Did you vote for the bond issue? 269 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,663 Title 63, Chapter 659, Section 43 270 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,431 of New Hampshire Election Code says 271 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:28,101 electioneering is prohibited within a corridor ten feet wide 272 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,502 and extending a distance 273 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,672 from the entrance door of the building 274 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,406 as determined by the moderator 275 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,108 where the election is being held. 276 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,844 If anyone knows what that means... 277 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,445 Yeah, I voted for the bond issue. 278 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,313 It's going to improve public education 279 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,514 without a tax abatement. 280 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,683 REPORTER: Mr. President! 281 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,951 ( reporters calling out ) 282 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:49,823 Mr. President, do you have anything to say to Governor Ritchie today? 283 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,158 Well, one way or another 284 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,726 I imagine we'll be talking tonight. 285 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:53,794 I got to get back. 286 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,528 You can hockle Abbey for awhile. 287 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,830 She's taking the next plane. 288 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:57,931 Thank you, Mr. President. 289 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,000 ( reporters thanking President) 290 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,301 These are for your signature. 291 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,469 Yeah. Listen, do you think 292 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,570 you could score me a couple of aspirin? 293 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:04,537 Yes, sir. You got a headache? 294 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,505 I'm fine. 295 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,674 Should I ask the doctor...? 296 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,976 No, it's just a headache. 297 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,311 Just me and you today, okay? I'm fine. 298 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,512 Yes, sir. 299 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:13,413 I'll sign these in the car. 300 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,148 Yes, sir. 301 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,088 ( sighing ) 302 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,865 Come on. 303 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,637 Okay, this can wait. 304 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,741 Let's go. 305 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,590 ( televisions muted ) 306 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,926 ( Josh sighing ) 307 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,028 JOSH: Nothing's happening right now. 308 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:10,437 By the end of the night, 100 million votes will be cast. 309 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,973 Polls have been open in the East for six and a half hours. 310 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,507 You know how many votes have been cast? 311 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,476 One percent. 312 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,012 ( sighs ): Everybody votes after work. 313 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,948 Not me, I vote first thing. 314 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,085 The VNS exit polls 315 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,722 are down in Michigan for a little while. 316 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,824 And it's raining in Oregon. 317 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,166 This is like the ionization blackout period. 318 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,834 Pumpkin Patch, is there anything I can do 319 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,635 to get you to go to the movies for eight hours? 320 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,636 Senior Staff. 321 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,972 Yeah. 322 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,439 But can you do me a favor? 323 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,808 What do you need? 324 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,377 This is a photocopy of my absentee ballot. 325 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,312 I was hoping the President could sign it 326 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,113 and I'd have it framed. 327 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,481 ( chuckles ): Yeah. 328 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,615 You know, the President's 329 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,117 the first winner I've voted for. 330 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,185 Is this a joke? 331 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,652 It's not hard to believe that... 332 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,854 No, I mean this. 333 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,189 What are you talking about? 334 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,491 Toby already did the thing this morning 335 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,259 with the invalid ballots. 336 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,228 My ballot's invalid? 337 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,863 This isn't a joke? 338 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,564 It's invalid? 339 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,766 You voted for Ritchie. 340 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,235 Where? Here. 341 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,770 Oh, my God. 342 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,106 Yeah, your "picking the winner" streak is probably over. 343 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,540 No, no, no, no, no, no. 344 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,242 It's, it's an optical scan ballot. 345 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,977 I drew a line through the Democratic ticket. 346 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,478 Almost. That's almost what you did. 347 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,015 What you did was draw a line through the Republican ticket. 348 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,349 You didn't ticket split 349 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,318 you voted for every Republican in Wisconsin. 350 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,953 I would check, you may have voted for McCarthy. 351 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,554 Okay, I'm going to rectify this. How? 352 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,689 I don't know, but my vote's going to be counted. 353 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,358 It will be counted. I don't want it counted. 354 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,293 You still want me to have him... Give me that. 355 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,365 Hey, I'm going in, okay? 356 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,800 Hey, Josh. No. 357 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,168 I'm sorry? 358 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,769 It's the Senior Staff meeting. 359 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,071 I'm Senior Staff. 360 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,205 You don't have your briefing memo. 361 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,807 How do you know I don't have it? 362 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,242 I'm sorry, do you have it? 363 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,377 No. 364 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,745 I memorized it. 365 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,213 Did you happen to get my e-mail 366 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,915 on the three new rules for the week? 367 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,550 I got it. I read it. It was good stuff. 368 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,553 It's possible the salient details escape me. 369 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,122 Rule Number Two-- you don't attend daily Senior Staff 370 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,757 without the briefing memo. 371 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,092 The agenda's outlined 372 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,793 and there are up-to-the-minute details 373 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,462 on priority items and still 374 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,265 half the meeting is spent regurgitating the memo 375 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,133 for those staff members who have difficulty 376 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,401 holding on to salient details. 377 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,836 That's a fair point 378 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,404 and next time I'm going to remember the memo. 379 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,039 I'm confident you will 380 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,941 'cause you're going to remember it this time, too. 381 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,777 You want me to go back to my office and get it? 382 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,279 I do. 383 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,183 Okay. 384 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,119 All right. 385 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,787 I'm going to humor the new girl. 386 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,189 Appreciate it. 387 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,257 Going to get your briefing memo? 388 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,258 Yes. 389 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,093 Charlie 390 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,394 security just called for you. 391 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,661 They'd like to see you out front. 392 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,696 Security? 393 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,964 Yeah. 394 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,774 What the hell? 395 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,643 Anthony. 396 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,677 Michelle, he's with me. 397 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:05,879 Which one? 398 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,214 The regular-sized one. Who are you? 399 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,582 Orlando Kettles, boss. How you doing? 400 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,450 Fine, thanks. 401 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,618 Anthony. 402 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,520 Yeah, yeah, you know, I brought him today. 403 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,488 Yeah. First of all, they're a little prickly 404 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,689 about security around here. 405 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,325 You're not down as Anthony-plus-one. 406 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,960 You see the guns standing around now? 407 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,661 Boy's going to Columbus. 408 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,431 Starting right tackle for the Buckeyes-- true freshman. 409 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,934 I hand you the ball, you can run behind him, have a cup of coffee. 410 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,901 He's going to play on Sundays. 411 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,202 What are you, his agent? 412 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,938 We don't have nothing in writing. 413 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,805 What is he doing here, Anthony? Yeah. 414 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,841 He got pulled over with an open can of Pabst in his hand. 415 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,043 He was dri... 416 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,410 You were driving drunk? 417 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,378 No way, boss. 418 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,147 He passed the breathalyzer. 419 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,749 It was the open can of Pabst. 420 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,317 Saturday's St. Erasmus Academy 421 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,219 that's a big game for a senior. 422 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,288 You want to put a hurt on some blue blazers... 423 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,422 Anthony. 424 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,024 Coach is going to sit him down 425 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,592 because of the Pabst Blue Ribbon unless... 426 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,961 Unless what? 427 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,595 You know, you do your thing. My thing? 428 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,429 Write him a note. 429 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,264 Saying what? 430 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,165 He's a good guy, Charlie. 431 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,399 He does his business. 432 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,135 I'm not Officer Krupke. I have a job. 433 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,703 Hey, could you try to think back to the days 434 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,638 before you were Secretary of State or something? 435 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,574 There are good guys and there are bad guys 436 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,142 and when good guys stop letting you play with them 437 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,344 the bad guys have a recruiting field day. 438 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,514 When did you start talking like Mickey Spillane? 439 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,848 I don't know. Who's Officer Cupcake? 440 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,351 Okay, you're seeing a musical. 441 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,053 Man, look at the size of him, Charlie. 442 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,854 And he's not done growing yet, either. 443 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,123 Who do you want him playing for? 444 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,625 What else has he got? 445 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,927 What else? Priors. 446 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,963 Nothing, man. I swear. 447 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,966 He stole a goat. 448 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,267 A goat? Yeah. 449 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,436 Why did he...? No. I don't care. 450 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,804 You got a Social Security number? 451 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,373 Yeah. 452 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,311 Orlando, you got practice this afternoon? 453 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,745 Oh, yeah. You're not going. 454 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:46,879 It's Election Day. 455 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,381 You're going to spend it with me. 456 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,683 Yo, man, I done wind sprints 457 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,751 I'll take the swap. 458 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:52,752 Follow me. 459 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,054 This is the White House. 460 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,388 Frederick Douglass came here. 461 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,190 Mondays through Fridays, we wear coats and ties. 462 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,658 That goes for you, too, Mugsy. 463 00:15:58,725 --> 00:15:59,526 Hey, Charlie, not for nothing 464 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,927 but just so you know 465 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,463 some of your higher end places provide a jacket for you. 466 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,232 Right, and again you're confusing the White House 467 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,533 with the Friar's Club. 468 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,035 Now these people I work with are serious people 469 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,102 so don't embarrass me in front of them. 470 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,470 You got it, boss. 471 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,539 All right, we're going to have to wait until... 472 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,908 Whoa, sorry, man. That wasn't cool. 473 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,011 How you doing? 474 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,012 You all right? 475 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,313 Uh... 476 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,581 He should, uh... ( clears throat ) 477 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,849 You should play football. 478 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,851 Hey, man, I'm trying, you know? 479 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,086 But I had an open Pabst 480 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,854 and that's the way that goes. 481 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,955 Yeah. 482 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,323 Let's go. 483 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,402 JOSH: Rule Number Two-- daily Senior Staff 484 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,137 will... something the briefing memo. 485 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,972 I have the briefing memo, I'm going in. 486 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,075 Yeah, no. No? 487 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,009 No, 'cause have you read Rule Number One? 488 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,079 The salient details... 489 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,713 The meeting starts on time 490 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,049 and if you're not there when it starts, you don't go in. 491 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,484 That's insanity. 492 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,352 Well, I'm quite mad. 493 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,255 There has to be a natural fluidity to these things. 494 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,623 It's how we work best. 495 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,892 You can't say that every meeting has to... 496 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:06,893 I didn't. 497 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,261 The e-mail, which is exactly 498 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,929 this long, by the way-- 499 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,864 in case as a boy you had some sort of frightening experience 500 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,667 with Balzac and that's why you didn't read it-- 501 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,569 says, at the top, "This applies only 502 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,405 to the daily Senior Staff meeting." 503 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,673 One meeting it's going to be important to be on time. 504 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,576 Well, I think that's a random cracking of the whip. 505 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,613 According to the last 300 daily diaries 506 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,048 the President is typically 70 to 90 minutes 507 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,817 over-scheduled by the end of the day. 508 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,785 The median time a day ends 509 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,487 the over-under is 10:20 p.m. 510 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,156 As many days have ended after that time 511 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,024 as have ended before it. 512 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,627 The result being the Commander in Chief 513 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,129 of the U.S. Armed Forces 514 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,098 hasn't had a night's sleep in four years. 515 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,300 That's both bad and easy to fix. 516 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,468 Okay. 517 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,638 Well, yes, that's hard to argue against 518 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,006 and I'll remember this talk next time. 519 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,676 I have all the confidence in the world that you will. 520 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,545 Okay, well, I'm going in now, all right? 521 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,113 Sweet of you to tell me a joke, Josh. 522 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,548 You're the funny one, I can tell. 523 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,784 All right. 524 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,787 This is your little part of the store and I respect that. 525 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,656 See what I did there? 526 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,090 Respect. 527 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,892 No one's bigger than the game. 528 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,761 You're an example for the kids. 529 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:15,795 Yeah. 530 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,532 DONNA: I'm going out for about 20 minutes. 531 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,669 Where you going? I'm going to find someone who will swap votes. 532 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,637 I'm sorry? I'm going to find a Ritchie supporter 533 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,140 who'll vote for the President to offset my absentee ballot. 534 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,741 Really? It's Election Day. 535 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,210 I'm doing this. 536 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,444 And you think it's going to take about 20 minutes? 537 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,447 Yeah, I'll be right back. You bet. 538 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,715 Toby... He can't talk. 539 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,017 Okay. 540 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,452 We're late for the first sonogram. 541 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,554 Ooh, big needle. 18 inches. 542 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,856 Right in the stomach, Toby. Don't look directly at it. 543 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,024 Yeah, that's amniocentesis. 544 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,159 Hurts like heartbreak. 545 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,059 You've had the procedure? 546 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:47,927 Not me personally. 547 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,362 Toby, when you get there 548 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,331 it's a good idea to slip the nurse something. 549 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,900 Tell her you're hoping for a smooth second trimester. 550 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:54,734 You grease the nurse? 551 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,702 He's kidding. 552 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,036 Give me one second, would you? 553 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,438 I'll catch right up. 554 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,040 Hey, sports fans, this is getting exciting. 555 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,609 Yes. 556 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,344 So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? 557 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,779 I don't know. It's your first, it's twins... 558 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,782 I don't know. I think I'd give her $100. 559 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,150 Yeah, okay. 560 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,553 In your life 561 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,987 you have never been on time to this meeting. 562 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,489 Yeah, I wasn't, actually. 563 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,226 I was just incredibly late to the meeting right before it. 564 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,793 Well, that's the trick, then. Yeah. 565 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,695 Sam, you've got Will Bailey on the phone again 566 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,796 if you want him. 567 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,765 That name sounds familiar. 568 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,234 He's a guy in California. 569 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,668 He's on the phone 570 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,070 and I'm going to talk to him now. 571 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,072 Yeah? Yeah. 572 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:33,640 Everything all right? 573 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,173 Yeah. 574 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,308 California 47th. 575 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,843 He was the guy running Horton Wilde. 576 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,111 Yeah. Yeah, they're going to lose that by 20 points. 577 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,447 Really? Yeah. 578 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,114 You're getting that from the exits? 579 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,015 Yeah. Great. 580 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,116 Great? 581 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,685 No, I mean, it's 582 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,787 a tough beat, what with dying and all. 583 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,121 Yeah. 584 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,623 I'm going to talk to him now, okay? 585 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,225 Okay. 586 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,464 Hey. 587 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,765 I think we're still up. 588 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,533 Josh says the exits have you down 20. 589 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,134 No, he means the tracking. 590 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,237 The last one was a week ago and then the DNC left town. 591 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,905 He said the exits. 592 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,241 Hey, when I said "exits" before, I meant "tracking." 593 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,509 And I'm pretty sure they did the last one 594 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,911 about a week ago and then left town. 595 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,346 Yeah, yeah, they may have 596 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,147 called that putt a little early. 597 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,049 Anyway, Sam, it would be helpful 598 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,352 if we could get added to the President's afternoon satellite. 599 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,621 We could really use some radio at drive time. 600 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,490 Yeah, but listen, Will, no kidding 601 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,425 drive time's also when the plants get out 602 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,294 and the real Orange County votes 603 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,296 and that's when you turn into a pumpkin. 604 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,464 I'm just saying, don't get your hopes up. 605 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,666 No, just a good showing. Cover the spread. 606 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,934 All right. 607 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,937 What'd he say? Don't get your hopes up. 608 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,406 Are they? No. 609 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,140 Everybody on the street! 610 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,009 But we're going to make history. 611 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,184 ( Andy whistling quietly ) 612 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,886 Roll Call has the pregnancy. 613 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,422 What? 614 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,123 Roll Call has the pregnancy. 615 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,891 C.J. just told me. When? 616 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,427 A little while ago. 617 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:04,096 ( sighs ) 618 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,665 Why are you telling me now? 619 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,367 I didn't want to ruin the day for you. 620 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,901 Well, okay, but then why are you telling me now? 621 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,202 I couldn't help it. 622 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,971 Roll Call has it from where? 623 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,106 BOTH: The Office of the Congressional... 624 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,375 Thanks. 625 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,345 What are you saying that to me for? 626 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,780 I was... saying it to them. 627 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:21,848 I was asking it... 628 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,015 Just out of curiosity 629 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:26,252 how long did you think this was going to be covert? 630 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,120 These are twins, Andy. 631 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,122 You think you're going to go on Meet the Press 632 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,525 and Russert's not going to notice you're the size of a school? 633 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,126 Why not just come out and say 634 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,362 "I'm expecting twins. 635 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,696 "I couldn't be happier. 636 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,731 "The father's my ex-husband, Toby Ziegler 637 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,601 "to whom I'll be remarried on a date to be decided upon. 638 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,669 I'm thinking Christmas." 639 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,037 I'm not marrying you again. 640 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,808 Then say the first part at least. 641 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,110 I hadn't announced it because you don't in the first 12 weeks 642 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,747 because... that's when most of the things go wrong. 643 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:59,619 These bodies of yours, I don't know how you live with them. 644 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,287 You don't seem to mind. 645 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,556 I like the outsides. 646 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,827 Hello, Andrea. Toby. 647 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,061 Hi. 648 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:12,399 Honey, if you're going to get grossed-out 649 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,933 and faint, you should sit. 650 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,267 She's kidding. 651 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,536 How have you been feeling? 652 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,905 I feel great. Mm-hmm. 653 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,773 You feel like you're getting enough calcium? 654 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,908 I don't know. What does that feel like? 655 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:22,775 I don't know either. 656 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,511 It's just something we ask. 657 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,979 We don't even care about the answer. 658 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,448 You should draft a release. 659 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,483 In fact, let that be my first act of fatherhood-- 660 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,283 drafting your release. 661 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,051 Go back to my roots 662 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,352 as we all must go. 663 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,921 And now you're on offense and not defense. 664 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,356 I'm not going to be on offense or defense. 665 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:41,360 The things we do in our lives, many of them are not voluntary. 666 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,261 You don't say. 667 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,530 I think you performed 668 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,398 your first act of fatherhood already. 669 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,066 Yes, indeed. 670 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,502 So let my second act be throwing you a little press conference. 671 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,137 That sounds fine. 672 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,206 I, myself, can't make it, but you have a nice time, honey. 673 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,142 Do I need to tell you the first rule of damage control? 674 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,477 No, but the next time 675 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,145 you refer to this pregnancy as damage... 676 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,713 Get the information out early 677 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,916 get it out yourself, do it on your own terms. 678 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,452 That's three rules. 679 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,019 Andy, look, I'm not kidding. 680 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,387 You've got... 681 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:11,157 ( rhythmic beating ) 682 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,091 TOBY: What was that? 683 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,225 It was... 684 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,661 Did you hear that? Yeah, that was... 685 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:15,862 Shh. 686 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:21,468 ( rhythmic beating continues) 687 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,069 Andy, you-you can see their... 688 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,270 Uh-huh. 689 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,473 heads. 690 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:31,644 I can see heads. 691 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,580 ( laughing ) 692 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,353 DONNA: Let me make this argument to you. 693 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,689 My vote in Wisconsin is more valuable 694 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,690 than your vote in the District. 695 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,024 You're getting big value. 696 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,292 How do you figure? 697 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,527 The President's going to win the District 698 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,261 it's a forgone conclusion. 699 00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:52,431 But Wisconsin's actually in play and I voted for your guy. 700 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,400 How do I know that? 701 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:57,169 I've shown you the ballot-- look. 702 00:23:58,738 --> 00:23:59,872 Well, that's a photocopy. 703 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,774 Of course it's a photocopy. 704 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,710 The real one's in Wisconsin. 705 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,311 Well, how do I know that? 706 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,546 You don't. 707 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,714 This is an honor thing. 708 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,582 It's about honor and democracy. 709 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,584 Well, I'm going to go vote now 710 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,185 so please stop talking to me. 711 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,654 Fine. 712 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:16,523 You think I'm going to scam you? 713 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,491 I've been out here two and a half hours 714 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:19,726 trying to get one vote. 715 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,360 You think this is how I make money? 716 00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:22,995 ( sighs ) 717 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,664 Hey, you know what? 718 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,699 No problem shouting in public, but I think... 719 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,968 Take off the Bartlet button? Yeah. 720 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:31,604 Josh told me you were still out here. 721 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,573 I was over at the place. Thanks. 722 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:36,408 You want to get a muffin? 723 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,610 Yeah, I'll walk you. 724 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,079 So, what's going on? 725 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,313 It's raining in Oregon. 726 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:44,116 Yeah, yeah, Josh was talking about that before. 727 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,452 Apparently, all his other problems are solved. 728 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,486 If your guy's going to win big 729 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:49,455 you don't want it to rain. 730 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:50,489 There's less motivation anyway 731 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,659 'cause of the blowout and... 732 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,761 you have no idea how fast 733 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,563 these things can become a race. 734 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:57,530 What do you need? 735 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:59,966 A banana muffin, please? 736 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,473 I did something last week. 737 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,208 I went to see a guy named Will Bailey. 738 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,078 He ran Horton Wilde's campaign in Orange County 739 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:14,413 and Wilde died a couple of weeks ago 740 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,916 and his widow wanted to know 741 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,785 what Democrat was going to stand in 742 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,386 for her husband should he win 743 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:21,187 and I said... 744 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,121 You're kidding. 745 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,590 You have to understand. 746 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,025 This wasn't something that cost me anything. 747 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:28,394 They weren't going to announce unless Wilde won 748 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:31,097 and that was never going to happen in Orange County. 749 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:34,066 It's like the Secretary of Agriculture saying 750 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:37,103 "Sure, I'm ready to assume the Presidency 751 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:40,607 should the 18 who come before me die. Why not?" 752 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,041 So, why not? 753 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:45,311 Because it's a two-point race right now. 754 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,279 This is very exciting. 755 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:49,415 No. It's not. 756 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,483 The prospect of going back on my word 757 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,485 to a recent widow... 758 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,821 So why go back on it? 759 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,423 Because the alternative is taking 90 days off 760 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,391 to go home, lose by 20 points 761 00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:01,761 to a Republican committee chair I hate 762 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:06,032 and never be able to run for public office for real 763 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,935 which is something I maybe wouldn't mind doing one day. 764 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,370 Once 5:00 and 6:00 roll around... 765 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:13,439 That's exactly what I'm thinking. 766 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:14,440 Except... 767 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:15,808 What? 768 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,043 There's an El Niño thing going on 769 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:17,944 in Southern California today and... 770 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,145 No. 771 00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:22,915 it's supposed to start raining in a few hours. 772 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,652 Okay. 773 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,420 Okay, I'm going to go back to the office. 774 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:29,756 Okay. 775 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:31,090 Why don't you give me the button. 776 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,591 Yeah. 777 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:33,960 ( sighs ) 778 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:36,696 You're cleared. 779 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,165 You can come upstairs. 780 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:44,036 There are chairs up there that are over 200 years old. 781 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,438 Before you sit in one, I want to see written confirmation 782 00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:50,810 from the Army Corps of Engineers that it can support your girth. 783 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:52,111 You stole a goat? 784 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:53,913 I'm assuming this was a mascot? 785 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,282 Yeah, that was sweet. 786 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,717 I was just the leg man. 787 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,385 You know, Anthony's the brains. 788 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,755 Yeah, it had that international jewel thief feel to it. 789 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,256 Hey, so what do you think we're doing 790 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:05,224 for the rest of the day? 791 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,392 CHARLIE: Video games, hanging out. 792 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,927 Really? 793 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,862 I'm voting at 8:30, you guys will come with me 794 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,764 watch me vote, and then go home. 795 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,199 Oh, man, what good is...? 796 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:15,101 I mean, they're not going to let me vote. 797 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,903 It's like my face is pressed up against the window. 798 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,672 That's right. And yet somehow, I don't care. 799 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,607 I'm old enough to vote. 800 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:22,408 You're 18? 801 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,676 I'm 19. 802 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,544 They came to the school to sign up people. 803 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,279 You're registered to vote? 804 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:28,180 I think I might be, yeah. 805 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:28,981 Where? 806 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,149 He doesn't know where. 807 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:31,317 I don't know where. 808 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,919 Well, let's find out. 809 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:37,890 Good afternoon, Mr. President. 810 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,091 Good afternoon, sir. 811 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,793 Hello. Hi. 812 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,628 What's going on? 813 00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:44,731 Uh, line one now is a DSS line. 814 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,632 It means Direct Station Select. 815 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:48,701 Pick it up, you get me. 816 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,536 What was wrong with the old way? 817 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:51,537 You done? 818 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:52,538 Yes, ma'am. 819 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:53,840 Thanks a lot. 820 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,243 I'm sorry, sir. 821 00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:58,745 What was wrong with the old way? 822 00:27:58,811 --> 00:27:59,645 Oh, this is better. 823 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,013 How? 824 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,314 You don't care, sir. It just is. 825 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:07,754 I hear you've got rules for meetings. 826 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,755 Yes, some. 827 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:10,556 Yes, I do, sir. 828 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,858 You don't think that's apt to create 829 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,025 a resentment among the people 830 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,861 who were here before with...? 831 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,929 It's not like the thing wasn't working with... 832 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,397 Whatever you may assume 833 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,499 that wasn't a rube sitting out there, Debbie. 834 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,101 She ran the Oval Office 835 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:24,170 for two years and a state house before that. 836 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:25,772 Yes, sir. 837 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:28,374 At any rate, line one gets you me. 838 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,010 What if, instead of you, I want a dial tone? 839 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:33,045 Well, that's line two, but you're not going to want one. 840 00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,081 Why? I'm going to place your outgoing calls. 841 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,016 You're going to place a lot of my outgoing calls... 842 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,018 No, sir, I need to place them all. 843 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,020 I can make my own phone call. Don't be... 844 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:42,755 Sir... I can make my own phone call. 845 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,791 Yes, but soon you might not necessarily 846 00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,325 remember that you did. 847 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,060 When I place the call, there's a record 848 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,328 and that's how you'll know 849 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:52,264 and then you won't be worried about it. 850 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:53,833 That's good. 851 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,634 That's a good idea. 852 00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:56,936 Is there anything else? 853 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:58,337 No. 854 00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,438 Thank you, Mr. President. 855 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,577 You and I haven't met. 856 00:29:05,644 --> 00:29:09,015 In my life, I never would've thought she was a rube. 857 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,183 I'm sorry about that. 858 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:14,286 Debbie... 859 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,322 I have to ask you. 860 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:16,989 Are we talking about...? 861 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:18,124 Did you bring it up 862 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,591 'cause you... notice...? 863 00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:22,829 Is there some particular thing today you noticed? 864 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:23,830 No, sir. Do you feel all right? 865 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:24,563 Should I call...? 866 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:25,832 No, please. 867 00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,599 I was talking about something else. 868 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:28,767 Line one is you. 869 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:29,768 Yes, sir. 870 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,003 Thanks. 871 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,687 Will, you have Sheryl Cryman. 872 00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:51,423 That's the county clerk's legal counsel. It's blinking. 873 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,627 Sheryl, it's Will Bailey. 874 00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:56,628 How you doing? 875 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:59,098 Fine, thank you. 876 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:00,900 There are scattered power outages 877 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,869 in the Casa Verde precinct in Santa Ana 878 00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,937 and the street lights are going on and off 879 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,206 in the only legitimately Democratic precinct I've got 880 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,875 so if I lose by a hundred 881 00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,642 'cause people couldn't cross the street 882 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:14,580 who in your office would I talk to about election tampering? 883 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:15,714 Thanks a lot, Sheryl. 884 00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:17,383 I appreciate it. 885 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:18,717 Pull the sound trucks from Laguna Hills. 886 00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:20,086 There isn't enough foot traffic. 887 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,420 Will. Put 'em in Anaheim. 888 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,588 Will. When the hell's it going to rain?! 889 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,689 Willy! 890 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,191 Don't call me that. 891 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,726 The die has been cast, big brother. 892 00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:29,761 You're making everyone crazy. 893 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,297 There's a moment after you cast the die 894 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:32,899 but before it hits the table. 895 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,034 Breathe wrong and you'll change the way it lands. 896 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:38,337 Can I get a new weather report?! 897 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,143 There's value here. There's value. 898 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,811 You've got to appreciate the value. 899 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:47,113 A Ritchie vote in Wisconsin. 900 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,680 Well, let me ask you this. 901 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,282 Bartlet's supposed to be smart, right? 902 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:51,783 He's the smart one, we're the dumb ones. 903 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:52,751 He knows best. 904 00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,220 So what does it say to you 905 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,755 when his people don't know how to fill out a ballot? 906 00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:58,590 Maybe he's a little out of touch. 907 00:30:58,657 --> 00:30:59,858 Is that what it says? 908 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:01,227 Or maybe it says that even 909 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:02,694 with the President's supporters accidentally 910 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:04,330 voting for the wrong candidate 911 00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:06,999 you're still going to get creamed, you little fascist! 912 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:08,367 This is an honor thing! 913 00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:09,535 Excuse me. 914 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:10,569 Yes. Hi. 915 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:12,171 Did somebody steal your purse? 916 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:13,139 Me? No. 917 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:13,973 Okay. 918 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,341 I'm on a mission and I said 919 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:16,708 I'd be 20 minutes and it's been six hours 920 00:31:16,775 --> 00:31:17,743 and it's starting 921 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:18,844 to get kind of cold. 922 00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:20,980 Okay. You were shouting at no one. 923 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,649 Little guy. Bow tie. 924 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,716 Long as you're okay. 925 00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:26,085 Wait. Hang on. 926 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:30,022 Do you mind if I ask you who you're voting for? 927 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:32,158 I guess I kind of do, yeah. 928 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,726 That's fair, that's perfectly fair. 929 00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:35,995 So let me ask you this instead. 930 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:37,863 Are you voting for Ritchie or the President? 931 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,831 I'm going to go inside now, okay? 932 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,467 Lieutenant, I'm not a crazy person 933 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:42,501 and I'm not asking you 934 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,503 for the bomb sequence on the USS Essex. 935 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:47,206 Now, be a man and tell me who you're voting for. 936 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,808 Ritchie, and you demoted me a rank. 937 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,343 I'm so sorry. 938 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:55,181 I'm seeing your shoulders now. 939 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,382 Lieutenant Commander. 940 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,017 Reese. 941 00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,351 Reese is a nice name. 942 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,352 Reese what? 943 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,454 Lieutenant Commander Reese-- Jack Reese. 944 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,290 Can I talk to you about something? 945 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,158 You know, this is the first election 946 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,394 in my life I haven't had to vote by absentee ballot 947 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,895 and I was really looking forward 948 00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:11,163 to pulling that lever. 949 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:12,064 Absentee ballot. I know how you feel. 950 00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:13,632 I'm from Wisconsin. 951 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:17,436 It's my home, but here I am in Washington on Election Day. 952 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:18,704 I've usually been on a Los Angeles Class submarine 953 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,172 in the South China Sea. 954 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,573 Don't try to trump me here. It's not a battle. 955 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,741 We're in this together. 956 00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:23,742 No, we're not. 957 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:27,946 I voted absentee in Wisconsin 958 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:29,381 and I voted for Ritchie 959 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,482 and I meant to vote for the President. 960 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,584 Now, I think you should go in there 961 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:36,688 and vote the other way to make it a wash. 962 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:39,358 Yeah, okay. 963 00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:42,661 Look... 964 00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:44,096 Really? 965 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:47,499 Yeah, sounds about right. 966 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,203 I'm Donna. 967 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:51,870 Jack. 968 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:52,838 Commander... 969 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:55,307 Jack's fine. 970 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:59,045 So... why aren't you on a sub right now? 971 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:01,780 I haven't been for a little while. 972 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,182 What's your billet? 973 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,317 Well, it used to be Regional Director for the Office 974 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:06,885 of the Joint Chiefs for Southeast Asia 975 00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:07,653 but I got transferred. 976 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:08,587 Where? 977 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:09,821 Nancy McNally's office. 978 00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:12,291 She's the National Security Advisor. 979 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,426 You're working at the White House? 980 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,827 Yeah. 981 00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:18,464 Listen, I got to go vote, okay? 982 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,166 Yeah, sure. 983 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,967 Oh, listen, I've got a photocopy 984 00:33:22,034 --> 00:33:23,135 of my absentee ballot 985 00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:24,336 if you want to verify that I really... 986 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:29,408 No, no. It's an honor thing, right? 987 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,443 Yeah. 988 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,544 Okay. 989 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,731 See, now there are late exits showing even 990 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:55,033 with white male suburbans in New York 991 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:56,435 and Chicago and Philadelphia. 992 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:58,170 There's huge labor turnout. 993 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:01,740 We're only losing Florida by seven-- Seven! 994 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,675 Toby, I think this is going to be bigger than we thought. 995 00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:07,946 I stare at this and I stare at this 996 00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:11,817 and I don't know which is the boy and which is the girl. 997 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:15,354 I suppose that problem will take care of itself. 998 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,289 You know, if you stare at them for a while 999 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,890 well, it's pretty gross, but still... 1000 00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:20,025 Okay, I'm concerned 1001 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:22,161 that you've turned completely 1002 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,929 into another person. 1003 00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:26,232 Hey! I see one victory balloon 1004 00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:29,201 before this thing is called and...! 1005 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,870 Yeah, you better run! 1006 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:32,871 Huh? 1007 00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:35,374 Nothing. 1008 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:41,180 CHARLIE: You read the stuff? 1009 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:41,980 ORLANDO: Yeah. 1010 00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:43,014 It wasn't long. 1011 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,116 Yeah. 1012 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:45,617 And I was impartial, right? 1013 00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,286 I gave you the best of each and the worst of each. 1014 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:50,289 Hey, Mr. Young-- I'm not being 1015 00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:52,224 disrespectful or nothing 1016 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:54,593 but I'm just trying to concentrate. 1017 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:55,761 Listen, this is easy. 1018 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:58,330 You can do it, no problem, but if you need to 1019 00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:00,399 you can ask for help. You're allowed. 1020 00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:01,567 Okay. 1021 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:04,603 Hey, listen-- Why does a guy who's heading off 1022 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,972 to the Big Ten care about playing 1023 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,907 St. Erasmus Academy on Saturday? 1024 00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:11,910 You're going to be playing Michigan and Penn State. 1025 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:13,312 I don't know. 1026 00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:16,248 It's what I do on Saturdays. 1027 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,849 Hey, you know what? 1028 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,452 I know I'm not the sharpest tool in the box or nothing 1029 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,221 but try rushing the quarterback. 1030 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:24,022 Know what I'm saying? 1031 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:25,424 You're not going to get there. 1032 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:28,694 You're not going to touch him. 1033 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,761 You're up. 1034 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:38,136 He's a good guy, you know. 1035 00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,405 He does his business. 1036 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,473 He just doesn't like looking like a fool. 1037 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,811 How long did you hang on to the goat? 1038 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:46,945 Three days. 1039 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,480 Three days? 1040 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:51,283 Yeah. 1041 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,951 What did you feed him? 1042 00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:54,386 Cheetos. 1043 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:55,487 Okay. 1044 00:35:58,757 --> 00:35:59,891 Hey. 1045 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:00,892 Hey, Anthony. 1046 00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:02,093 I voted. 1047 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,495 All right. 1048 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:06,265 I'm going again. 1049 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,166 No, no, no, no. 1050 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:09,668 ELSIE: Will! 1051 00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:12,538 Come on. 1052 00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:15,507 Come inside and have something to eat with us! 1053 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,778 Will. 1054 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,580 ( thunderclap ) 1055 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,252 Jesus! 1056 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,721 Wow! 1057 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,723 What else can you do? 1058 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,925 I didn't know I could do that. 1059 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:40,432 It's on. You can see it. 1060 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:41,433 Hey. I'm not spitting 1061 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:42,601 I'm not turning around. 1062 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,336 Union households are beating nonunion 1063 00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:45,203 in some of these districts. 1064 00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:46,872 C.J.? Yeah. 1065 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,206 Can you pick up three? 1066 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:49,675 This is C.J. 1067 00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:50,409 Thanks. 1068 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,343 What was that? 1069 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:53,011 You'll see in a minute. 1070 00:36:53,078 --> 00:36:54,212 9:00! 1071 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,581 ( cheering ) 1072 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:06,658 Good evening, Mr. President. 1073 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,261 I feel like I should be self-deprecating. 1074 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,496 I mean, it's not inauguration. 1075 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,963 I could be funny, right? 1076 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:12,998 I don't think so. 1077 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,733 I think it's the wrong note. 1078 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,337 If I'm thanking campaign staff, maybe. 1079 00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:20,205 What are you doing? 1080 00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:22,374 We've got some news. 1081 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,744 What? 1082 00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:30,949 What? 1083 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:35,521 You're going to win New Hampshire. 1084 00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:57,776 TV REPORTER: With seven percent of the precincts reporting 1085 00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,411 CBS is ready to declare Delaware 1086 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,212 with its three electoral votes... 1087 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,215 REPORTER 2: ...closing only an hour ago, NBC is putting Maryland 1088 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,617 in the President's column. 1089 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,819 REPORTER 3: ...no surprises there. 1090 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:09,921 REPORTER 4: And with 22% of the vote tallied in Maine... 1091 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,090 REPORTER 5: Polls are closed in West Virginia. 1092 00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:15,293 REPORTER 6: ...with the polls closing in Massachusetts and Pennsylvania. 1093 00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:18,497 ( crowd cheering ) 1094 00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:33,445 ( cheering continues ) 1095 00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:40,386 Halfway around the world 1096 00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:44,623 in Bosnia and Chechnya and Rwanda 1097 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:47,626 they dream of the promise we fulfilled today 1098 00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:52,030 of a future we choose, for ourselves, together. 1099 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,098 Sam? What's going on? 1100 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,666 They're not calling it. 1101 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:58,970 ...and with eight percent of the precincts reporting 1102 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,306 remains too close to call. 1103 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:02,808 My goodness, if you lived to be a hundred 1104 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,342 did you think you'd ever see anything like this? 1105 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:05,644 I did not. 1106 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:08,079 Four years ago, we were joined 1107 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:11,583 by our highest ideals, by our best hopes 1108 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,586 and tonight we're joined by that same commitment 1109 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:16,888 to open new doors of opportunity 1110 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:18,590 and justice. 1111 00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:20,726 ( cheering ) 1112 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:29,735 To ensure that the promise of this country 1113 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:32,604 is the birthright of all the people. 1114 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:35,674 ( cheering ) 1115 00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,276 We've achieved so much together 1116 00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:41,312 always believing, always knowing 1117 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,382 that America could be made new again 1118 00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:48,119 and so it was, and so it will be again. 1119 00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,855 God bless you all. 1120 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:54,025 God bless the United States of America. 1121 00:39:54,092 --> 00:40:06,004 ( "The Times They Are ( A-Changing" playing ) 1122 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:11,643 * Come gather round people, wherever you roam * 1123 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:15,146 * And admit that the waters around you have grown * 1124 00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:17,616 * And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone... * 1125 00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:18,717 We're going skip the parties for a while 1126 00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:19,985 and head back to the office. 1127 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,788 There are nine House races too close to call. 1128 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,456 Tell him about California. 1129 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:25,991 In the California 47th... 1130 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:28,259 In the 47th-- you don't tell it well. 1131 00:40:28,326 --> 00:40:30,361 In the 47th, Horton Wilde 1132 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,698 who's dead, is losing by 88 votes. 1133 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:33,298 It was a perfect storm. 1134 00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:35,000 It was. 1135 00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:37,402 Low Republican turnout, 'cause the President won the Midwest. 1136 00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,539 Low supporter turnout 'cause Webb didn't have an opponent 1137 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,908 and the DNC gave up on it a week ago 1138 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,944 so the RNC left town and they never saw the exits 1139 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:48,413 your guy Will Bailey was seeing. 1140 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,215 Plus there was an actual storm. 1141 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,650 I tell it fine. 1142 00:40:51,717 --> 00:40:53,685 Anyway, we're going to be up all night with these. 1143 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,020 It's going to be fun. 1144 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:58,724 We should go. 1145 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:07,966 * And the times, they are a-changin' * 1146 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:21,513 * Come senators, congressmen, please heed the call * 1147 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:25,851 * Don't you stand in the doorway * 1148 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,886 * Don't you block up the hall * 1149 00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:29,988 * For he who gets hurt will be he who has stalled * 1150 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:31,623 * There's a battle outside ragin' * 1151 00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:33,324 * It will soon shake your windows... * 1152 00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:34,325 That was wonderful. 1153 00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,294 That was fun. 1154 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:37,328 How you feeling? 1155 00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:38,530 I feel great. 1156 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:39,497 You want a glass of water? 1157 00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:40,632 No, I'm fine. 1158 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:42,033 You seem a little dry. 1159 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,134 Sure you don't want a glass of water? 1160 00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:44,402 Yeah. 1161 00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:47,472 Maybe I should get you a glass of water, just in case. 1162 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:49,107 You can hold it in your hand. 1163 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,215 How'd you know? 1164 00:41:57,282 --> 00:42:00,318 You were off the prompter. 1165 00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:02,654 Just for a minute at the end. 1166 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:04,255 I couldn't see it. 1167 00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,757 It's all right. 1168 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,097 There are going to be more days like this. 1169 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:14,365 It starts now. 1170 00:42:14,432 --> 00:42:16,467 It's going to be harder this time. 1171 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:20,038 Yeah, I know. 1172 00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:24,109 We can still have tonight, though, right? 1173 00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:25,644 * For the times they are a-changin'... * 1174 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:28,346 You got lots of nights. 1175 00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:30,248 Smart people who love you 1176 00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:32,818 are going to have your back. 1177 00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:37,656 All right. 1178 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:38,657 * The times, they are a-changin' * 1179 00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:39,891 Excuse me. 1180 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:41,827 You want to take another curtain call? 1181 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,796 Sure. 1182 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:48,667 * For the times, they are a-changin'... *