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Previously on The West Wing:
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Last week, I went to see
a guy named Will Bailey.
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He ran Horton Wilde's campaign
in Orange County.
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His widow wanted to know
what Democrat...
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...was gonna stand in
for her husband should he win.
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- And I said...
- You're kidding.
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Something weird's going on.
We're winning.
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We've got news.
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- What?
- You're gonna win New Hampshire.
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CBS is ready to declare Delaware,
with its three electoral votes...
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... for President Bartlet.
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Horton Wilde, who's dead,
is losing by 88 votes.
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Plus, there was an actual storm.
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We're gonna be up all night with
these. It's gonna be fun.
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God bless you all. God bless
the United States of America.
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And we still have, I wanna
remind our viewers...
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... three House races undecided,
as we've been reporting.
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Those would be Tennessee 2nd,
the New York 22nd...
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... and the race that's been dubbed
"Lazarus 47" in some circles...
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... the race for California 's
47th Congressional District...
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... between the six-term incumbent,
Republican Chuck Webb...
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... and Democrat Horton Wilde, who
passed away some three weeks ago...
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... but whose name remains on the ballot.
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George, which is stranger...
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... that a Democrat is competitive
in Orange County...
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... or that the Democrat
in question is...
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... I don 't mean to make light of this of
course, but the candidate passed away.
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They're both pretty strange, Julie...
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... but for a Democrat to win
in the 47th...
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... he's going to have to have something
going for him, and this was it.
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Martin, how important were the
candidates ' performances in the debate?
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I'll tell you. The day before the debate,
the president held a three-point lead.
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That's within the margin of error,
a statistical tie.
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Among those who were undecided...
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... seventy-three percent made up
their mind based on the debates...
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... and 69 percent of that population
went for the president.
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-That's how the president won.
-That's how the president won.
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-Absolutely.
-What is Governor Ritchie thinking?
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He said...
What he said was this, he said:
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"A probable impossibility is preferable
to an improbable possibility."
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The impossible is preferable
to the improbable.
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What did he mean?
He meant it's okay to sing and dance...
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...but you shouldn't turn on the radio,
hear the news report.
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- You want some cake?
- No.
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You sure?
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- What kind?
- Cake.
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- They have flavors.
- I don't know.
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It was a confluence of events.
If you pitched it...
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...to a Hollywood producer,
they'd tell you that Aristotle says:
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"A probable impossibility is preferable
to an improbable possibility."
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Doesn't sound like them,
but I understand.
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Midwest, the RNC exits...
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...a dead candidate, a rainstorm.
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- It's Aristotle all over the place.
- I'm gonna turn these off.
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Head down to the party.
Everyone's asking for you.
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- You really don't know what kind of...?
- It's cake. It's cake.
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When I talked to the woman...
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...she had tears in her voice.
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Her husband loved the president.
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Admired his integrity.
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Yes, we're big on integrity.
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By the way, when I said I'd run
in his place, it's not like I meant it.
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Let's go to the party.
There are TVs everywhere.
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You'll know as soon as they're ready
to report something from the 47th.
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You're right. You're right.
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... House race in California 47th, where
the impossible seems to be happening.
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And we send it to Gail Mackee, who 's
standing by in Newport Beach. Gail?
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Julie, I'm at the Hyatt
in Newport Beach...
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... with the Horton Wilde campaign, and
the place is going absolutely berserk.
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Bonnie, Ginger, get me Will Bailey,
get me Kay Wilde. Very quickly, please.
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... just received a phone call from
Congressman Chuck Webb.
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He's conceding, thanking Mrs. Wilde
for a well-fought campaign...
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Get Will Bailey. Please. Get him.
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... and looking forward... He says he looks
forward to running in a special election.
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Is there any word on who the Democrats
might run in the special election?
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- Get him! Gotta get him!
-No, there isn 't, not yet.
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But I can report a rumor that's
been making its way around.
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Of course you can. Why not?
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Former Orange County resident and
current White House Senior Adviser...
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... Sam Seaborn will seek the seat.
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And the plot thickens.
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Sam Seaborn, of course...
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... an architect of the president's
first victory...
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... as well as his, I think we have
to start calling it a landslide tonight.
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- They're talking about someone else.
-We've got a picture to throw on-screen.
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Julie, I have to interrupt...
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Yeah. Okay.
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Anyone know where Toby
and Josh and C.J. are?
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Hey! Toby, Josh, C.J., has anyone...?
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They're over in the thing.
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... California 47th the same way
the Democrats view the New York 16th.
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-They see it as unlosable.
- Hi.
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The Democrats have not
only never won the 47th...
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... they've never even been a factor.
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So who is this Sam Seaborn?
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He's an integral part of
the president's circle...
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... since joining the Bartlet campaign
after years at a New York law firm...
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... Gage Whitney Pace.
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-A graduate of Princeton...
- Sam Donaldson...
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...from ABC Nightly News.
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He'd like to know if the
president is endorsing Sam.
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Toby, is the president endorsing Sam?
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Is the president endorsing Sam?
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I don't know. He's asleep,
but let's go ask him.
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All right, look...
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...this is extremely easy to explain.
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First of all...
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Okay, how familiar are the
three of you with Aristotle?
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- You agreed to run?
- I said it for the widow.
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She wanted a name for election night
and I said,"Use my name"...
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...not thinking it was a practical option.
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Can I ask, is your office now
the House of the Rising Sun?
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Yes.
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- You did it for the widow?
- Yes.
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And for a guy named Will Bailey...
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...who ran the campaign
and worked his ass off.
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Never backed off and navigated
a dead Democrat...
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...to a win against Chuck Webb.
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Five hundred races tonight,
that was impressive.
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Though it was an Aristotelian confluence
of events that could only happen to me.
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- I have to talk to the widow.
- I'd talk to the president first.
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- Really?
- He'll get it in the morning.
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There's a seat in play. He's gonna be
asked about it. He can't say:
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"I have no earthly idea what
you're talking about."
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Okay. Yeah. All right.
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I don't want to intimidate you...
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...but I'm the first Democrat
in 20 years...
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...to make a clean sweep
of the Plains states.
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And I'm not just talking about
lowa and Nebraska.
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- Are you trying to turn me on now?
- Yeah.
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All right.
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I won the Dakotas.
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The Badlands. The Black Hills.
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But let's go down, way down
to the deep South...
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...the humid bayou of Louisiana
and its nine electoral votes.
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What manner of man it must
take to win the state.
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Which, by the way...
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...is the only one operating
under the Napoleonic Code of France.
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I still don't know what that's
all about, but back to me.
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Hon, this is like nerd hot talk.
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Who's your commander in chief?
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- You are.
- Yes.
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And do the ladies like him? Oh, yes...
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...to the tune of 58 percent.
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Yeah?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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We had an understanding
with regard to tonight...
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...and interruptions, Charlie.
I thought we were men.
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Yes, I'm sorry, but Sam said...
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- Sam needs to see me?
- Yes, sir.
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- It's, what, 1 in the morning?
- Yes, sir.
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Well, let's send him in.
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- Good evening, Mr. President.
- Good to see you.
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- I hope I'm not here at a bad time.
- No. What would make you say that?
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I couldn't have picked a worse time.
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You could have, and I'm not gonna
take any chances, so let's do it now.
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- Horton Wilde won in the 47th.
- I know.
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There will be a special election.
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And, to make a long story short,
you might be asked tomorrow...
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...if you're endorsing me.
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- Am I?
- Well, I'm not really running.
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Then I'm behind you 100 percent.
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- Look...
- Man, is everything all right?
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Yeah.
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I made a promise to a widow
in a moment...
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- Hello, Mr. President.
- Hey, Mrs. Bartlet.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah. Look, honey, Sam stopped by.
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- Hi, Sam.
- Hi.
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- Eyes front, mister.
- I'll take care of this...
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...in the next few hours.
You don't need to worry about it.
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- You sure you're okay?
- Yes, sir.
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- Is this Dean Martin?
- Yeah.
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- Good.
- Thank you.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
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- Could you keep trying Will Bailey, please?
- Yeah.
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- Congratulations.
- You, too, Tom.
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And congratulations on the
other thing there, Papa.
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Yeah. Any idea where Mama is?
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Right over there.
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The great state of Maryland!
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Andy.
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- Andy, don't drink the...
- It's ginger ale, crazy boy.
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Ginger ale can be bad according
to the latest studies. It can be very...
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My man got the president
reelected tonight!
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That was very pleasant.
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- Can I talk to you a second?
- Yeah.
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We won by 85 percent of the vote.
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I don't understand the 15 percent,
but what the hell.
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Yeah, well, as long as you
scraped by with a win.
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Look, a statement.
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- We've been through this.
-Roll Call has it, we have to deal with it.
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- I don't.
- Congresswoman, are you pregnant?
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None of your business.
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You can't withhold that.
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Did you hear that the president has
multiple sclerosis and never told anyone?
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Yes, there was
a congressional investigation.
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It almost detonated his presidency.
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You're worried about me?
I just won by 85 percent.
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- I'm not worried about you.
- I know.
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You're worried about a senior counselor
fathering kids out of wedlock.
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Single moms are more sympathetic than
deadbeat dads, so I wouldn't gallivant.
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- You're not a deadbeat dad.
- You and I know that.
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But if I can't protect my kids,
their mom and the president...
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...all at the same time, then I've gotta
quit my job, so help me out.
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- Yes.
- You'll make a statement?
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No, but when they ask me who
the father is, I won't tell them.
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I'm the father.
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You're at your leisure to tell them that.
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Eighty-five percent of what kind...
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...of backward population votes
for this woman?
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The good people of Maryland.
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- Maryland!
- Maryland!
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Women. Yes indeed, ma'am.
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Fifty-eight percent.
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But...
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...let's take a trip down Louisiana way...
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...where we find its nine
electoral votes go to...
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- Leo?
- Yeah?
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If you walk me through
every demographic...
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...I think the night's not gonna have the
kind of happy ending you're hoping for.
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Got it.
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Good tip.
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Keep them coming.
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- Colonel.
- Yes, ma'am.
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No.
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Hey.
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- How you doing?
- Pretty good. You got a second?
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Yeah.
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There's gunfire in Caracas
and Merida and Valencia.
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There's movement
in the Acuellar, Coroico...
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...Ciuadad Alto and Parado Negro bases.
- What about GV?
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They stopped broadcasting.
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- Are you ready to brief?
- Fifteen minutes.
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Okay.
237
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:09,012
Can you hang around for a minute?
238
00:13:09,229 --> 00:13:11,518
There's about to be
a coup in Venezuela.
239
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,485
Yeah.
240
00:13:14,945 --> 00:13:17,188
Thanks.
241
00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:26,408
Bartlet seemed to rely heavily on
his intellectual book smarts...
242
00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:29,874
... that some experts believe to be
off-putting to many Americans.
243
00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:32,969
Did you think that the president
ran too smart?
244
00:13:33,138 --> 00:13:36,758
We never advised him to hide his
intelligence, especially during debates...
245
00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:38,265
Hey, with the singing.
246
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,977
... because that's what made him
stand out as a candidate.
247
00:13:41,192 --> 00:13:43,019
Walk us through the tea leaves.
248
00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:45,437
What were the indicators for you?
249
00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:48,327
High gas prices and instability
in the Gulf region.
250
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:53,039
And so we recommended that he make
energy a hot topic for the campaign.
251
00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:55,001
And obviously a winning strategy.
252
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,963
People say this is a president who...
253
00:13:57,173 --> 00:14:01,042
... more than anyone since Truman,
ran his own campaign. Is that true?
254
00:14:01,263 --> 00:14:02,805
Yeah. We all give advice...
255
00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:05,548
... but this president calls his own shots.
256
00:14:05,769 --> 00:14:09,769
- Does anyone know who this is?
- I think he won the election.
257
00:14:09,984 --> 00:14:12,820
- It sounds like he did well.
- I think that's Chris Whitaker.
258
00:14:12,988 --> 00:14:14,317
- It is.
- He's a pollster.
259
00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:18,240
He's a pollster that Bruno
contracted out of Illinois.
260
00:14:20,582 --> 00:14:24,035
Excuse me. Don't break things.
261
00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:28,208
You realize you won all the Plains states
but the Dakotas?
262
00:14:28,385 --> 00:14:30,011
We won the Dakotas.
263
00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:32,090
I didn't even realize that.
264
00:14:32,266 --> 00:14:35,850
Yeah, we won the Dakotas tonight.
265
00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:37,433
The Badlands.
266
00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:39,766
- Bruno?
- Sitting Bull was buried... Yeah. Hello.
267
00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:42,234
Excuse me.
268
00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:45,820
This is Ashley,
assistant to Jane Zalaznick...
269
00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:48,154
...at the Women's Leadership Coalition.
- C.J.
270
00:14:48,331 --> 00:14:51,333
- Nice to meet you.
- You got a second?
271
00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:58,427
Carloads of partygoers from
the Women's Leadership Coalition...
272
00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:00,969
...and the Women's Action
Network are unloading...
273
00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:03,680
...at the northwest executive entrance.
274
00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:06,560
It is time for watermelon.
275
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:08,726
You know a guy named Chris Whitaker?
276
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,563
- Widdle?
- Whitaker.
277
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,817
- Witkenstein?
- Are you drunk?
278
00:15:14,035 --> 00:15:15,696
- A little bit.
- Chris Whitaker.
279
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,743
Is a pollster I contracted
for Cook County.
280
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:22,336
He was just on TV claiming credit
for your energy strategy.
281
00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:28,383
The energy strategy
and who knows what else.
282
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:30,260
- Witkenstein?
- Bruno!
283
00:15:30,476 --> 00:15:32,849
- What do I care?
- You should talk to reporters.
284
00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:38,023
- You're entitled to the status you earned.
- The only thing I need status for...
285
00:15:38,195 --> 00:15:40,403
...I'm doing right now.
- I'm watching this guy.
286
00:15:40,574 --> 00:15:42,567
- You don't have to watch him.
- We owe you.
287
00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:45,871
No, I got paid. But thanks.
288
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,369
I'm gonna talk to Ashley.
289
00:15:47,584 --> 00:15:50,835
- I'm gonna be watching this guy.
- I'm gonna be talking to Ashley.
290
00:15:51,047 --> 00:15:52,590
Okay.
291
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:02,223
Donna. You might wanna tell Josh
that a few carloads of women...
292
00:16:02,397 --> 00:16:03,726
- Yeah, he knows.
- Okay.
293
00:16:03,899 --> 00:16:05,275
- Josh.
- Hang on. People...
294
00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:07,982
...from the Women's Leadership
Coalition just...
295
00:16:09,783 --> 00:16:11,278
Yes, hello.
296
00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:13,617
Hello. It's a target-rich environment...
297
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:17,622
...and I don't wanna cramp your style.
I wanted to stash my coat in your office.
298
00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:20,500
- Sure.
- Come here.
299
00:16:20,674 --> 00:16:22,003
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
300
00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:25,178
You owe me 10 dollars
on the Delaware 1 st...
301
00:16:25,347 --> 00:16:28,634
...ten dollars on lowa 5th. We pushed
across the Mountain states...
302
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:31,219
...I lost Arkansas
and the Georgia Legislature...
303
00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:33,724
...but you went 20
on the Michigan gubernatorial.
304
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:35,230
How you doing on the night?
305
00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:39,355
I'm only up 90, but there's a waste
disposal bond issue in Jasper, Alabama...
306
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:42,287
...that's gonna put me in
a new pair of Manolos.
307
00:16:42,455 --> 00:16:45,457
So the guys at Lexington and Concord,
they didn't die in vain.
308
00:16:45,668 --> 00:16:47,876
- Yeah, no way.
- Wanna hear the funniest thing?
309
00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:52,088
A week ago, Sam told Horton Wilde's
widow that he would run in his place.
310
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,005
- I know.
- You heard?
311
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,465
- Yeah.
- All these events conspired to...
312
00:16:56,809 --> 00:17:02,399
The DNC gave up, so the RNC left town,
leaving no one to read the exits.
313
00:17:02,568 --> 00:17:04,312
- Want me to open it?
- I can do it.
314
00:17:04,487 --> 00:17:06,113
The president won the Midwest.
315
00:17:06,282 --> 00:17:09,450
There was depressed Republican turnout
in the district...
316
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,112
...because it was never a race, and...
- Will Bailey.
317
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:14,829
- I keep hearing that name.
- I helped him raise money.
318
00:17:15,003 --> 00:17:17,080
For a dead candidate, of course you did.
319
00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:20,211
Anyway, Sam's desperately trying
to get a hold of the widow...
320
00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:23,637
...to have the worst conversation
of his life. He'll have to say...
321
00:17:23,849 --> 00:17:26,139
He should do it.
That's what I came to tell you.
322
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:27,936
- What do you mean?
- He should run.
323
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:29,637
He'll get killed.
324
00:17:29,857 --> 00:17:32,694
But tomorrow, you'll face an angry
minority who don't feel...
325
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:35,401
...the president did enough to
make them the majority.
326
00:17:35,574 --> 00:17:38,031
Angry House Democrats,
I'm shivering. Hold my hand.
327
00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:40,155
- I'm saying...
- The president's coattails...
328
00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:44,413
...elected a Democrat out of Orange
County with literally no pulse.
329
00:17:44,587 --> 00:17:47,258
- Any congressman complaining...
- Will be smoothed over...
330
00:17:47,425 --> 00:17:50,462
Will be smoothed over if the
president sends a top lieutenant...
331
00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:54,969
...still shining from victory, on a suicide
mission to Disney's California Adventure.
332
00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:58,230
- You're ahead 90 bucks?
- And it's still very early.
333
00:17:58,441 --> 00:18:01,229
All right, give me your coat.
334
00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:11,708
What?
335
00:18:11,877 --> 00:18:13,870
I didn't say anything.
336
00:18:14,088 --> 00:18:17,091
- Okay, your coat will be here.
- I'm gonna go collect money.
337
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,134
Enjoy.
338
00:18:35,995 --> 00:18:38,238
I certainly...
339
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,708
Donna!
340
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:47,469
- How did you know I was out there?
- I felt you lurking.
341
00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:50,506
I wanna try to find a
guy named Will Bailey...
342
00:18:50,683 --> 00:18:52,760
...with the Wilde campaign
in Newport Beach.
343
00:18:52,937 --> 00:18:54,266
Yeah.
344
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,148
- Congratulations. Way to go, Will.
- Thanks for your work.
345
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:03,490
- I don't know who you are.
- Will!
346
00:19:04,286 --> 00:19:06,410
- I'm going to sleep.
- Come back to the party!
347
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:07,957
- I'm going to sleep.
- Now?
348
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,415
- Any second.
- The greatest night of your life...
349
00:19:10,587 --> 00:19:13,079
...and you're gonna sleep?
- Special reward.
350
00:19:13,258 --> 00:19:16,130
There are all kinds of volunteers
who wanna dance with you.
351
00:19:16,304 --> 00:19:18,843
- And you know what that means.
- Dance? I think I do.
352
00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:20,476
You ever gonna enjoy yourself?
353
00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:22,933
I beat Chuck Webb.
That was a pretty good time.
354
00:19:23,105 --> 00:19:24,434
Yes, you did.
355
00:19:24,608 --> 00:19:26,518
I'm so proud that you're my brother.
356
00:19:26,694 --> 00:19:28,818
Me too. I mean, me too.
357
00:19:28,989 --> 00:19:31,232
You know what I mean.
358
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,659
You sure you don't wanna come back?
359
00:19:33,829 --> 00:19:36,951
- I can't stand up anymore.
- Okay.
360
00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:39,285
- Sleep well.
- Thanks.
361
00:19:39,463 --> 00:19:44,839
Don't be wearing that dress all
in front of... Never mind.
362
00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:10,662
- Yeah.
-Will, this is Josh Lyman.
363
00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:13,375
- Congratulations.
-You too, Mr. Lyman.
364
00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:15,554
- It's a great night.
-I want to talk...
365
00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:17,842
...about Sam.
-Sure.
366
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:21,021
Is there any chance we could
talk first thing in the morning...
367
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:23,017
...it's been a pretty long few months.
368
00:20:23,193 --> 00:20:25,151
-I understand completely, Will.
- Thanks.
369
00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:29,023
Let me just ask you this. What are
the president's unfavorables in the 47th?
370
00:20:29,201 --> 00:20:31,908
-I'm sorry?
- I'm trying to get a sense of...
371
00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:35,202
...what happens when Sam gets
tagged with Bartlet fatigue.
372
00:20:35,419 --> 00:20:37,876
I understand. I don't have
the facts and figures.
373
00:20:38,048 --> 00:20:40,337
I can call you in the morning
from the office.
374
00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:43,631
I assumed, because most operatives
can recite that kind of thing.
375
00:20:43,806 --> 00:20:45,550
You know, at the upper levels.
376
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,936
The president has a 48/42
favorable/unfavorable...
377
00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:54,360
...with a 12-point gender spread.
"Shares our values": 37/58.
378
00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:56,856
"Handling of economy": 41/51.
379
00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:59,158
-"Strong leader"?
- 37/44.
380
00:20:59,329 --> 00:21:01,239
Thank you.
381
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,223
- Can you find Leo for me?
- Yeah.
382
00:21:18,481 --> 00:21:21,567
It's Donna, I have Josh
looking for him.
383
00:21:23,572 --> 00:21:25,115
Thanks.
384
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,200
Are you lost?
385
00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:34,752
- Hey. I know you.
- Yeah.
386
00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:37,628
You work here? You didn't tell me that.
387
00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:41,053
Let me see your slip. I'm sure
you're over in Dr. McNally's wing.
388
00:21:41,223 --> 00:21:43,632
Navigation was never my
strong area in school.
389
00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:45,850
- You had to study it?
- Yeah, a lot.
390
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:48,098
- Where did you go to school?
- Annapolis.
391
00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:51,111
Of course, I'm sorry.
It's this way, I'll take you.
392
00:21:51,279 --> 00:21:53,273
Thanks.
393
00:21:54,826 --> 00:21:57,614
- Why don't you give me a carton.
- No, no.
394
00:21:57,789 --> 00:22:01,076
- You guys having a party or something?
- Yeah, we won an election.
395
00:22:01,252 --> 00:22:03,542
I heard. Congratulations.
396
00:22:03,714 --> 00:22:06,384
Isn't this a strange time to be
moving into your office?
397
00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:09,507
I'm the 2 a.m. watch commander
in the Situation Room tonight.
398
00:22:09,723 --> 00:22:11,550
Why didn't you tell me
you worked here?
399
00:22:11,726 --> 00:22:14,930
I didn't want you to feel awkward
about voting for Ritchie.
400
00:22:15,147 --> 00:22:16,476
I didn't vote for Ritchie.
401
00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:20,352
Because you traded with me, but your
intent was to vote for Ritchie.
402
00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:23,069
- Yes.
- And I didn't want you to feel awkward.
403
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:24,702
I appreciate that.
404
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:26,744
So why were you gonna vote
for Ritchie?
405
00:22:26,914 --> 00:22:28,908
My role here isn't political.
406
00:22:29,126 --> 00:22:31,000
Is that what they told you to say?
407
00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:33,497
- Well, people usually don't ask.
- That's true.
408
00:22:33,674 --> 00:22:35,549
So why were you gonna vote
for Ritchie?
409
00:22:35,719 --> 00:22:39,469
- I think this is my door right here.
- It is.
410
00:22:42,812 --> 00:22:44,557
Would you mind?
411
00:22:48,446 --> 00:22:51,282
- Okay.
- It's freezing in here.
412
00:22:53,745 --> 00:22:57,412
- I appreciate your help. Thanks a lot.
- You bet.
413
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:03,300
- So why were you vo...?
- Pentagon procurement.
414
00:23:03,593 --> 00:23:06,429
- What about it?
- The president said he'd roll it back.
415
00:23:06,597 --> 00:23:10,928
He wasn't talking about your job
or weapons, he was talking about...
416
00:23:11,104 --> 00:23:13,940
...five-hundred-dollar screwdrivers.
- Excuse me.
417
00:23:14,108 --> 00:23:15,651
Lieutenant Commander Reese.
418
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:17,439
I'm just asking out of curiosity.
419
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:20,284
- I mean, you're not in favor of...
- Thank you.
420
00:23:21,744 --> 00:23:23,868
- Calling me to work early.
- What's going on?
421
00:23:24,039 --> 00:23:26,531
I don't know.
Sounds like a coup d'état in Venezuela.
422
00:23:26,751 --> 00:23:28,994
Well, you should go do that, then.
423
00:23:29,630 --> 00:23:30,959
Yeah.
424
00:23:32,426 --> 00:23:34,218
Yeah, be careful.
425
00:23:34,387 --> 00:23:36,345
Thanks, but I'm just going downstairs.
426
00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:40,052
- Still.
- Okay.
427
00:23:45,236 --> 00:23:48,073
There's a cable intercept out
of Punto Fijo to Miraflores.
428
00:23:48,241 --> 00:23:49,819
A request to speak to lgnacio?
429
00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,912
Yeah, and there's a cellular intercept,
has General Martinez...
430
00:23:53,081 --> 00:23:54,956
...at the palace calling General Reyes.
431
00:23:55,126 --> 00:23:57,036
- And?
- The request was denied.
432
00:23:57,212 --> 00:23:59,751
Yeah, that wasn't really a
high-percentage phone call.
433
00:23:59,924 --> 00:24:01,669
No.
434
00:24:05,266 --> 00:24:07,758
Leo, this is Lieutenant Commander
Jack Reese.
435
00:24:07,936 --> 00:24:10,096
He's Nancy McNally's
new man in uniform.
436
00:24:10,273 --> 00:24:12,313
Welcome, commander.
When did you start?
437
00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:15,606
He started about 10 seconds ago,
Leo, this is his first night.
438
00:24:15,781 --> 00:24:18,569
All right. Let me say first,
this is not a drill.
439
00:24:18,785 --> 00:24:21,360
- Yes, sir.
- Major Carson from SOUTHCOM.
440
00:24:21,539 --> 00:24:23,996
Adam Hallridge, CIA, Venezuela desk.
441
00:24:24,168 --> 00:24:27,040
Troop, Assistant Secretary
for Latin American Affairs...
442
00:24:27,214 --> 00:24:29,338
...and some other people.
443
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,180
Ignacio's two top generals,
Martinez and Rojas...
444
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,007
...threw their support behind Luna.
445
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:37,933
And Martinez placed lgnacio and
his vice president under arrest.
446
00:24:38,105 --> 00:24:40,182
Does their control extend
beyond Caracas?
447
00:24:40,358 --> 00:24:41,687
No.
448
00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:44,566
Ignacio's got the PDVSA refinery
at Punto Fijo.
449
00:24:45,032 --> 00:24:47,191
There's 63 Americans in the refinery.
450
00:24:47,368 --> 00:24:50,573
Mr. McGarry needs you to cull the
pertinent intelligence data.
451
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,365
Put together a briefing
he can give the president.
452
00:24:53,544 --> 00:24:55,621
How much time do you need?
453
00:24:56,548 --> 00:24:58,838
Three hours?
454
00:25:01,472 --> 00:25:03,881
Twenty minutes, son.
455
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:14,528
"My ex-husband, Toby Ziegler,
and I are expecting twins in May.
456
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:17,702
We thank you for your good wishes
and ask for privacy...
457
00:25:17,871 --> 00:25:20,280
...while we consider...
458
00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:24,327
...reconciliation." Two sentences.
459
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,584
Actually, that's good.
460
00:25:26,801 --> 00:25:28,130
- Yeah.
- It is.
461
00:25:28,303 --> 00:25:29,881
- Harmless.
- Yes.
462
00:25:30,097 --> 00:25:33,384
I'll tell you what, I'll issue that statement,
and that'll be that.
463
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,854
Thank you.
464
00:25:36,148 --> 00:25:37,607
Okay.
465
00:25:38,943 --> 00:25:41,103
Toby, wake up. Wake up.
Time to go to school.
466
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,440
- What is the problem?
- You raise your voice...
467
00:25:43,617 --> 00:25:45,242
...to a pregnant woman?
- I didn't.
468
00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:47,369
- It was in your inflection.
- Was it?
469
00:25:47,539 --> 00:25:50,458
It is not a matter of national security
that the public know.
470
00:25:50,627 --> 00:25:52,834
I do not waive my
Fourteenth Amendment rights.
471
00:25:53,006 --> 00:25:57,468
The Fourteenth Amendment protects
you from state action, not the media.
472
00:25:57,679 --> 00:25:59,673
There are 24 members
of Congress over 80.
473
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:03,469
They work on Tuesdays. No one tonight
is questioning their job performance.
474
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:06,732
First of all, three of those guys
are outstanding congressmen.
475
00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:10,271
Second, their constituents knew
they were 80 when they voted for them.
476
00:26:10,448 --> 00:26:12,571
I wouldn't have been elected
if voters knew?
477
00:26:12,743 --> 00:26:15,317
Voters aren't the ones who
are gonna throw the picnic.
478
00:26:15,497 --> 00:26:17,324
- I know.
- Then what's the problem?
479
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,701
I can't stand the ones who are.
480
00:26:20,003 --> 00:26:21,546
You know I'm gonna get sued.
481
00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:23,506
I mean, you know it.
482
00:26:23,675 --> 00:26:27,841
The Citizens League
for a Rooty-Tooty Freedom Liberty.
483
00:26:28,015 --> 00:26:32,014
They'll work out of a strip mall in
Sarasota, but they'll be well-funded.
484
00:26:35,234 --> 00:26:38,070
- You're not trying to avoid a fight.
- No.
485
00:26:38,238 --> 00:26:39,781
- You're looking for one.
- Yeah.
486
00:26:39,949 --> 00:26:43,034
- You're sniffing around for a fight.
- Yes.
487
00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:46,408
Not sniffing around for one as much as...
488
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:51,711
...trying to create one. Trying to create
trouble where none existed.
489
00:26:52,509 --> 00:26:54,965
- Yes.
- Well...
490
00:26:55,638 --> 00:26:57,181
...I can admire that.
491
00:27:01,355 --> 00:27:03,016
Honey, have you told the Bartlets?
492
00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:05,392
- No.
- Why not?
493
00:27:09,283 --> 00:27:12,570
I came up with a plan to tell them
apart in the initial months.
494
00:27:12,746 --> 00:27:15,784
I think I'll probably
dress them differently.
495
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,995
Oh, okay.
496
00:27:18,171 --> 00:27:20,497
I was gonna hang little
signs around their necks.
497
00:27:21,968 --> 00:27:23,843
Why haven't you told them?
498
00:27:25,223 --> 00:27:27,216
I don't know.
499
00:27:30,355 --> 00:27:35,779
There's a thing,"The biggest lies are
told after sex, before..."
500
00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:37,905
Something.
501
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:42,533
Well, I think it's helpful if
lies come before sex.
502
00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:46,954
But"The biggest lies come
after the hunt...
503
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:49,337
...before marriage and during elections."
504
00:27:49,550 --> 00:27:53,596
- Mark Twain?
- Nice to meet you. Bruno Gianelli.
505
00:27:54,307 --> 00:27:55,802
- You're funny.
- Yeah.
506
00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:57,305
Does winning make you funny?
507
00:27:57,478 --> 00:28:00,683
Losing makes you funny,
winning makes you handsome.
508
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:05,149
- Well, you must win an awful lot.
- Bruno?
509
00:28:07,242 --> 00:28:09,569
Excuse me.
510
00:28:13,668 --> 00:28:15,958
I am...
511
00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:17,459
I'm just gonna kill you.
512
00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:21,506
- She seems nice.
- That's the brunette named Annette.
513
00:28:21,722 --> 00:28:23,596
You'd give anything
if she was from Tibet.
514
00:28:23,766 --> 00:28:26,555
I'm fine with her being from Philadelphia.
State your business.
515
00:28:26,812 --> 00:28:28,521
- Witkenstein.
- I don't believe this.
516
00:28:28,690 --> 00:28:30,434
It'll be the start of a press tour.
517
00:28:30,651 --> 00:28:33,060
- Enjoy the party.
- I'm gonna leak campaign memos.
518
00:28:33,238 --> 00:28:35,731
Listen. I think it's good
this guy is talking.
519
00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:38,033
He doesn't know anything.
It won't last long.
520
00:28:38,246 --> 00:28:39,824
- I don't care. We can...
- C.J.
521
00:28:39,998 --> 00:28:42,158
I know how to do this,
end a process story...
522
00:28:42,335 --> 00:28:44,375
...and correct the record.
- Look at me.
523
00:28:44,588 --> 00:28:48,006
- What?
- We won. It's over.
524
00:28:55,938 --> 00:28:58,857
In a poll taken three days after
the MS announcement...
525
00:28:59,026 --> 00:29:05,032
...the President lost to Ritchie by nine
points. He won by 11. You did it.
526
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:08,080
It helps when you cook
with the right food.
527
00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:13,540
But at midnight, my contract
with Bartlet for America expired.
528
00:29:13,714 --> 00:29:18,378
I'm a taxpayer now. I've got bigger
problems than who gets credit for a win.
529
00:29:19,013 --> 00:29:22,965
And I'd rather the White House
not spend time on it.
530
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,140
Okay.
531
00:29:26,983 --> 00:29:30,852
Hey, if you wanna come back to my
office, there's an actual still.
532
00:29:31,031 --> 00:29:34,033
- I heard. I'll be there.
- Okay.
533
00:29:34,202 --> 00:29:36,160
- Speaking of credit.
- Yeah.
534
00:29:36,372 --> 00:29:37,997
Nice win.
535
00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:47,172
- Listen, can I talk to you for a minute?
- Yeah.
536
00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:50,007
I've been talking to a few people...
537
00:29:50,184 --> 00:29:53,102
...and I don't know, I think
maybe Sam should run.
538
00:29:53,271 --> 00:29:56,060
- I've thought about that too.
- What's the story gonna be?
539
00:29:56,234 --> 00:29:59,936
- That we didn't take back the House.
- Like that was our fault.
540
00:30:00,115 --> 00:30:02,441
"He didn't do enough
down-ticket campaigning."
541
00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:04,446
Any idea how much
gumbo that man ate?
542
00:30:04,621 --> 00:30:08,324
This is what you do.
You bounce off the subject.
543
00:30:08,836 --> 00:30:10,461
Oh, shrimp.
544
00:30:10,630 --> 00:30:13,585
Running for Congress isn't a thing
you do to change the story.
545
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,252
I know, but there are real reasons.
546
00:30:16,430 --> 00:30:19,349
We give Democrats in the 47th
something to get excited about.
547
00:30:21,062 --> 00:30:23,768
- You think he should run?
- I do.
548
00:30:23,941 --> 00:30:27,358
- This shrimp is incredibly good.
- What are you doing here?
549
00:30:27,530 --> 00:30:28,859
I'm your wingman.
550
00:30:29,324 --> 00:30:30,653
Okay.
551
00:30:30,826 --> 00:30:32,155
- Hello.
- Hey.
552
00:30:32,328 --> 00:30:34,618
Toby, I'm afraid you didn't
have a good night.
553
00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:38,249
I bet against a Puerto Rican
for Bronx borough president, I deserve it.
554
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:43,293
You took a hit, ironically, on a Wisconsin
referendum to legalize gambling...
555
00:30:43,469 --> 00:30:47,683
...but you won steaks on the over-under
in the Texas Farm Commissioner race.
556
00:30:47,851 --> 00:30:49,809
Does the U.S. Attorney's
office know you?
557
00:30:49,979 --> 00:30:53,349
- Yeah, they have me on file.
- Can we talk to you a minute?
558
00:30:53,526 --> 00:30:56,861
Actually, I'm gonna talk to the president
and first lady. Can it wait?
559
00:30:57,031 --> 00:30:59,653
- You're gonna tell them?
- Yeah.
560
00:30:59,868 --> 00:31:01,494
- Can we come?
- No.
561
00:31:01,663 --> 00:31:04,202
- They're still up, right?
- Yeah.
562
00:31:06,378 --> 00:31:09,297
Jimmy Fitzsimmons won
the Boston mayor's race by 51 points...
563
00:31:09,466 --> 00:31:11,958
...and believe it or not,
did not beat the spread.
564
00:31:14,598 --> 00:31:16,924
I think he should do it.
565
00:31:25,572 --> 00:31:28,278
- Hey.
- Hi.
566
00:31:29,328 --> 00:31:31,155
Do you work on the maintenance staff?
567
00:31:31,331 --> 00:31:35,200
No, I'm senior assistant to Josh Lyman,
he's the deputy chief of staff.
568
00:31:35,378 --> 00:31:40,089
I'd noticed that the room was cold before,
so I loosened up the radiator...
569
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:42,835
...but then, well, I guess you
could say I broke it.
570
00:31:43,056 --> 00:31:45,346
But it's fine now. It should be fine.
571
00:31:45,643 --> 00:31:47,268
Well, I doubt it.
572
00:31:48,647 --> 00:31:50,807
The building has maintenance,
doesn't it?
573
00:31:51,026 --> 00:31:53,352
They're having fun at the party.
574
00:31:53,530 --> 00:31:56,615
So everyone safe in Venezuela?
575
00:31:59,038 --> 00:32:00,830
Yeah.
576
00:32:03,043 --> 00:32:05,536
$500 screwdrivers is why you
didn't vote for him?
577
00:32:05,714 --> 00:32:07,589
I work for the president, that's a lot.
578
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,883
- It's wasteful spending.
- No, it's not.
579
00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:12,724
A $400 ashtray?
580
00:32:17,898 --> 00:32:20,022
- What was that?
- A $400 ashtray.
581
00:32:20,193 --> 00:32:23,979
It's off the USS Greeneville, a submarine
and a likely target for a torpedo.
582
00:32:24,157 --> 00:32:26,910
When hit, you've got enough problems
without glass flying...
583
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:29,784
...in the eyes of the navigator
and officer of the deck.
584
00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:32,794
This one's built to break
into three dull pieces.
585
00:32:33,963 --> 00:32:37,049
We lead a different life out there,
and it costs more money.
586
00:32:38,303 --> 00:32:40,795
I can't believe you broke
a $400 ashtray.
587
00:32:41,015 --> 00:32:44,849
Yeah, I wish I hadn't done that.
It's because you're blonde.
588
00:32:46,106 --> 00:32:49,477
- How'd it go in the Sit Room?
- Not my finest hour.
589
00:32:50,404 --> 00:32:52,528
You wanna go to the party?
590
00:32:53,033 --> 00:32:55,655
- I've still got the watch.
- Okay.
591
00:32:57,998 --> 00:33:00,407
- Can you glue that thing back together?
- No.
592
00:33:05,175 --> 00:33:07,846
- They'll page me up at the party, right?
- Yeah.
593
00:33:09,599 --> 00:33:10,928
Okay.
594
00:33:21,282 --> 00:33:25,946
As you can see, we've moved
on to the caviar course.
595
00:33:26,623 --> 00:33:30,041
- I love caviar.
- I know how you do.
596
00:33:30,212 --> 00:33:34,342
Stoli Cristall, the most
elegant of vodkas.
597
00:33:37,013 --> 00:33:39,636
The caviar itself is a product
of my advice...
598
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:44,307
...at the Convention on International
Trade in Endangered Species.
599
00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:47,057
We passed a much more stringent bill...
600
00:33:47,237 --> 00:33:50,358
...against the poaching of
Caspian Sea sturgeons.
601
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:52,242
This is Oklahoma caviar?
602
00:33:53,704 --> 00:33:57,834
California white sturgeon
from the Stillman Sea Farm in Elverta.
603
00:33:58,211 --> 00:34:01,083
- Only the best.
- Stop, it's getting hot in here.
604
00:34:01,257 --> 00:34:03,547
Oh, I think you're gonna find...
605
00:34:05,012 --> 00:34:07,053
Excuse me.
606
00:34:10,938 --> 00:34:12,433
- Good evening.
- How you doing?
607
00:34:12,607 --> 00:34:13,936
I'm fine, thank you, sir.
608
00:34:14,276 --> 00:34:17,231
- I'm sorry, but Leo needs to see you.
- Okay. Anyone else?
609
00:34:17,447 --> 00:34:19,986
- Yes, sir, then Toby.
- Yeah. You're young, Charlie.
610
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:22,117
Don't you wanna be having
fun right now?
611
00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:23,824
Yes, sir, but I work for you.
612
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,998
I get that a lot. Leo.
613
00:34:27,503 --> 00:34:29,378
- Good evening, sir.
- Yes?
614
00:34:29,548 --> 00:34:31,007
- You look sharp.
- Thank you.
615
00:34:31,175 --> 00:34:32,920
- Hey, Abbey.
- Hi, Leo.
616
00:34:33,345 --> 00:34:34,674
What happened?
617
00:34:34,847 --> 00:34:37,850
It sounds like Commando Especial units
under Luna...
618
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:40,766
...broke into the refinery
and took control.
619
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:44,856
- The Americans?
- They're safe. It's over.
620
00:34:46,114 --> 00:34:49,282
Yeah. Well, we kind of knew
it was gonna be like this.
621
00:34:49,494 --> 00:34:51,452
- Yes, sir.
- Jordan still here?
622
00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:53,414
- Yeah.
- All right, have a good night.
623
00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:56,538
- You know Toby's lurking out here?
- Yeah. Toby.
624
00:34:56,713 --> 00:34:59,002
Thank you, Mr. President.
625
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,133
- Good evening, sir.
- Hi.
626
00:35:03,305 --> 00:35:05,928
Mrs. Bartlet, that's a lovely
housecoat you're wearing.
627
00:35:06,101 --> 00:35:08,807
- Thank you.
- Listen, I'm in the middle of something.
628
00:35:09,064 --> 00:35:11,734
Is this anything that could
wait until tomorrow?
629
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,224
Of course it is.
630
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:17,314
Really, I've stopped by because I hadn't
told you that Andy's pregnant.
631
00:35:17,493 --> 00:35:20,994
It's twins and, of course,
I'm the father.
632
00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:22,785
Wow, that's great.
633
00:35:22,959 --> 00:35:24,502
Well done. See you tomorrow.
634
00:35:24,712 --> 00:35:29,174
- Yeah.
- Jed! Toby...
635
00:35:29,886 --> 00:35:32,378
...get in here.
636
00:35:34,559 --> 00:35:36,767
I was this close.
637
00:35:37,647 --> 00:35:39,190
- Andy's pregnant?
- Yeah.
638
00:35:39,358 --> 00:35:43,404
It's twins, a boy and a girl.
639
00:35:43,572 --> 00:35:46,195
That is the most wonderful news.
640
00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:49,080
- I'm gonna cry.
- You should marry that girl, Toby.
641
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:52,250
- I'm doing my best, sir.
- How far along is she?
642
00:35:52,419 --> 00:35:54,329
End of May. I have a picture.
643
00:35:54,505 --> 00:35:56,748
- Wait a second, end of May?
- Oh, boy.
644
00:35:56,967 --> 00:36:00,171
- This is gonna...
- Hang on, I'm doing math in my head.
645
00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:02,631
End of May, why didn't
you tell us until now?
646
00:36:02,809 --> 00:36:05,645
- Jed, he doesn't need a reason.
- Yeah, but he's got one.
647
00:36:06,522 --> 00:36:09,893
The truth is, I don't, sir,
at least not a good one.
648
00:36:10,069 --> 00:36:12,941
I was intimidated by your Catholicism.
649
00:36:13,115 --> 00:36:15,156
Really?
650
00:36:15,327 --> 00:36:18,413
- Yeah.
- It's my Catholicism, it works for me.
651
00:36:18,623 --> 00:36:19,869
- And me.
- And her.
652
00:36:20,084 --> 00:36:22,920
- Did you break any laws?
- No, sir.
653
00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:25,752
Then a blessing on your house,
young man. Mazel tov.
654
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,546
Thank you, sir.
655
00:36:28,930 --> 00:36:31,600
- Thank you, ma'am.
- Okay.
656
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:35,062
- Is that caviar there?
- Not really, no.
657
00:36:35,565 --> 00:36:37,807
Let's go.
658
00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:46,410
I told Leo McGarry that. I said
education's the silver bullet...
659
00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:48,408
...that's what this election is about.
660
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:51,705
We went in the field. We came up
with the middle-class tax cut...
661
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,503
...plus the 100 percent
tax-deductible tuition...
662
00:36:54,676 --> 00:36:56,586
Excuse me.
663
00:36:56,762 --> 00:36:59,717
- Chris Whitaker, right?
- Yeah.
664
00:36:59,892 --> 00:37:01,470
Thank you.
665
00:37:01,644 --> 00:37:04,646
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Well, thank you.
666
00:37:04,815 --> 00:37:08,566
No, please. We're all impressed
with how influential you were...
667
00:37:08,738 --> 00:37:11,610
...particularly when most of us
have never met you.
668
00:37:12,452 --> 00:37:14,825
What I'm most grateful for
is the process story...
669
00:37:14,997 --> 00:37:17,536
...taking attention from the debate
and focuses it...
670
00:37:17,709 --> 00:37:19,703
...where it belongs,
which is the contest.
671
00:37:19,879 --> 00:37:23,463
This is the story everyone will be
clamoring for. You're filling that need.
672
00:37:23,634 --> 00:37:28,382
To show my gratitude, I'm calling all
the news outlets and letting them know...
673
00:37:28,558 --> 00:37:32,724
...that I'll be forwarding all your
confidential memos to the president...
674
00:37:32,898 --> 00:37:34,726
...Iogs of all your calls with him...
675
00:37:34,901 --> 00:37:37,856
...Secret Service logs of your meetings
inside the White House.
676
00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:39,525
I really pissed you off, huh?
677
00:37:40,284 --> 00:37:44,449
Don't disrespect Leo McGarry
and Bruno Gianelli.
678
00:37:48,754 --> 00:37:50,748
- Sam.
- I was just on my way.
679
00:37:50,924 --> 00:37:54,295
- What do you guys need?
- We need to talk to you.
680
00:38:02,024 --> 00:38:03,768
Talk to me about what?
681
00:38:03,943 --> 00:38:06,150
We think you should run.
682
00:38:06,488 --> 00:38:08,446
Why would you think
something like that?
683
00:38:08,617 --> 00:38:10,527
Well, it was Josh's idea.
684
00:38:10,703 --> 00:38:12,946
Actually, it was Amy's.
685
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:16,251
- Why?
- I picked a trifecta...
686
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:20,466
...with the California 47th, a sheriff's race
in Arizona and the Tulsa Family Court.
687
00:38:20,634 --> 00:38:23,589
- Can I give you the money and...?
- You'd be a home-run choice.
688
00:38:23,764 --> 00:38:27,015
You'll raise a lot of money,
and I have a hunch that the president...
689
00:38:27,185 --> 00:38:30,556
...who just won a landslide,
will be making some visits as well.
690
00:38:30,732 --> 00:38:34,316
You'll be the best-funded Democrat
ever to run in 47.
691
00:38:34,487 --> 00:38:36,528
You're not gonna win,
so you can't lose.
692
00:38:40,913 --> 00:38:44,082
I think you'd energize the state party.
693
00:38:45,670 --> 00:38:48,957
We're not gonna let you look like a fool.
We won't allow it.
694
00:38:49,843 --> 00:38:52,086
What do you think?
695
00:38:53,974 --> 00:38:56,513
I don't think you should do it.
696
00:38:56,812 --> 00:38:58,639
Energizing the state party is good...
697
00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:02,896
...a well-funded airing of issues is good,
so is mollifying House Democrats...
698
00:39:03,071 --> 00:39:05,859
...but you have to ask,
is it worth it? You'll lose.
699
00:39:06,492 --> 00:39:08,782
Democrats are always gonna lose
in the 47th.
700
00:39:08,954 --> 00:39:12,539
You can't just pick up and try someplace
else. They have a name for that.
701
00:39:13,753 --> 00:39:15,663
I don't know.
702
00:39:16,465 --> 00:39:17,877
I don't know.
703
00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:20,543
I worked on a state assembly
race in Manhattan...
704
00:39:20,721 --> 00:39:24,174
...in a district where Democrats
outnumbered Republicans 16 to one.
705
00:39:24,352 --> 00:39:27,769
But everywhere we went, there'd be
one poster of a right-wing nut bar...
706
00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:29,768
...who wanted to eliminate income tax.
707
00:39:30,444 --> 00:39:33,446
And he was holding up signs
and canvassing everywhere...
708
00:39:33,615 --> 00:39:37,484
...and bugging the local reporters
until we had to comment on it.
709
00:39:37,704 --> 00:39:41,075
So I introduced myself to his
campaign manager, and I said:
710
00:39:41,251 --> 00:39:42,829
"What are you doing?
711
00:39:43,004 --> 00:39:46,754
Your candidate doesn't have a chance
and neither do your issues."
712
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:49,169
He said,"This is what I believe...
713
00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:54,853
...and no candidate gets to run in my
district without speaking to my issues."
714
00:39:55,689 --> 00:39:58,181
I came this close to voting for him.
715
00:39:58,359 --> 00:39:59,985
So...
716
00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:03,069
...I don't know
about what you just said.
717
00:40:06,121 --> 00:40:08,613
Then I think you should win.
718
00:40:11,086 --> 00:40:13,958
I'm sorry. I've finally got Mrs. Wilde
on the phone.
719
00:40:15,593 --> 00:40:17,503
All right.
720
00:40:18,597 --> 00:40:21,089
- All right, what?
- All right.
721
00:40:21,268 --> 00:40:24,021
And get Will Bailey on the phone.
You think he's still up?
722
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,016
- No problem.
- Oh, yeah.
723
00:40:27,527 --> 00:40:29,853
I'm gonna take this call.
724
00:40:30,322 --> 00:40:32,482
We'll go with you.
725
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:04,911
You're in the Air Force, the private
sector, the Labor Department...
726
00:41:05,081 --> 00:41:07,075
...two presidential campaigns
and rehab...
727
00:41:07,251 --> 00:41:10,586
...and you think you've seen it all,
but it turns out you haven't.
728
00:41:10,756 --> 00:41:13,248
Sam Seaborn is gonna be
the Democratic candidate...
729
00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:15,005
...for Congress in Orange County.
730
00:41:15,179 --> 00:41:19,725
I know. I think it's terrific,
but I would've thought you'd be unhappy.
731
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,978
- Why?
- He's gonna get crushed...
732
00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:25,642
...and I wouldn't think it
would reflect well on your boss.
733
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:27,149
What?
734
00:41:27,322 --> 00:41:30,609
Let me tell you something
about process, Dr. Kendall...
735
00:41:30,785 --> 00:41:34,203
...and I'll do so
while tuning this radio...
736
00:41:34,374 --> 00:41:37,791
...to WNKW,"the music of your life."
737
00:41:40,007 --> 00:41:44,552
And begging the sun for one
more moment of moonlight.
738
00:41:45,473 --> 00:41:48,096
Speaking of the moon...
739
00:41:48,269 --> 00:41:50,263
...Luna took power tonight.
740
00:41:50,439 --> 00:41:52,812
About three dozen people are dead...
741
00:41:52,984 --> 00:41:55,476
...and lgnacio's under arrest.
742
00:41:55,655 --> 00:41:57,198
He'll be dead soon.
743
00:41:58,284 --> 00:42:00,076
Well...
744
00:42:01,956 --> 00:42:03,664
Luna's who you wanted.
745
00:42:06,212 --> 00:42:12,419
The process matters more than the
outcome, and that's what we wanted.
746
00:42:14,057 --> 00:42:17,641
And therein endeth the lesson.
747
00:42:22,903 --> 00:42:24,232
Will you dance with me?
748
00:42:25,323 --> 00:42:27,363
Yes.
749
00:42:28,305 --> 00:42:34,327
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