1 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:06,307 Previously on The West Wing: 2 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:09,310 and everyone who works on the speech writing staff 3 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:11,445 Don't be ridiculous. It's a West Wing office. 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,182 Everyone who works in the White House is going to resent you. 5 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:15,549 Looks like some of the junior staffers 6 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,851 may have moved their bicycles in here in protest. 7 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,653 Jean Paul, this is Charlie Young. 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,355 Ah, Zoey talks about you all the time.do you do. 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,023 She talks about you so much 10 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,293 I think sometimes I want to kill you. 11 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,396 but don't mess me around on this story, okay? 12 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,798 Three guys out front were U.S. Army Rangers. 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,566 Danny thinks we somehow 14 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,035 got a Gulfstream to land in Bermuda 15 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,105 assassinated Shareef... 16 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,507 The tI'm absolutely certain that's what happened. 17 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,383 JOSH: Three years I've worked in the Senate 18 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,852 this is my first time fin the Republican cloakroom. 19 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:53,254 What do you think? 20 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:55,423 You guys use the same decorator we do. 21 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,758 Damn it, Josh. I decorated the room. 22 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,528 Hey, was Benjamin Harrison banned from here? 23 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,330 By Senate resolution 24 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,031 'cause he was lobbying too much. 25 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,399 And Warren Harding's mistress 26 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:06,800 was impregnated here. 27 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:07,901 Prompting another resolution? 28 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,537 No. 29 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:15,309 Is there any chance that Nearing is soft? 30 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,044 Is there anything that makes her vote yea? 31 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:18,979 No. You sure? 32 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:19,980 Yeah, look... 33 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,515 What about Herman Morton? 34 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,184 You'd have to rewrite the education bill. 35 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,052 It's 50-50, Jane. 36 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,287 Hoynes has a sleeping bag in there. 37 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,388 We need to, you and I... 38 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,757 The Senator's voting no. 39 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,825 Which Senator? 40 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,162 The one we work for. 41 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,063 What the hell...? 42 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,299 A Liberty Foundation poll... 43 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,067 Listen, a Liberty Foundation poll's 44 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,068 about to come out... 45 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:44,104 68% say we spend too much A poon foreign aid. 46 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,873 59% want foreign aid cut. 47 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:50,344 ThCome on. They're responding respondto being overtaxed 48 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,246 and then having that money sent to Burundi 49 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:53,781 instead of the school their kid goes to. 50 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,316 Now you're for more education funding? 51 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:58,085 That's not the point. 52 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:01,489 The people it's helping aren't the ones who are answering the phones! 53 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,357 Or paying the taxes, or voting. 54 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,226 The Senator just reached this conclusion 55 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:08,061 when the Liberty Foundation-- 56 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,199 and the poll gives him cover with the New York , Times people.w tha 57 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,933 When you say the New York Times people 58 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,769 you're not talking about the people who work there, are you? 59 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:16,570 No. Look... 60 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,306 You mean "people who can read." 61 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,873 ( buzzer sounding ) 62 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,175 It's a quorum call. 63 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:23,977 I understand what it is. 64 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,413 Come on, Josh. 65 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,481 I think this is crap. 66 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,783 I think your boss has known about this poll for awhile 67 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,051 and he's embarrassing the President 68 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:34,087 at the eleventh hour 69 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,690 We begged you to keeparound the President out of Colorado. 70 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,392 On the first vote out of the box. 71 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,294 Bartlet had Colorado from the convention 72 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,129 and he went there five times. 73 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,097 President Bartlet. 74 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,934 You're one vote down on foreign aid. 75 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,941 Will they postpone again? 76 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,275 They won't do it. 77 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,477 Not after two continuing resolutions. 78 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,712 This expires at midnight. 79 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,079 I'm sorry, but is that our problem? 80 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,081 It massively is, yes. 81 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,317 What about Grace Hardin? 82 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:51,452 Yeah, I thought of her. 83 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,954 Can she say no to the President? 84 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,989 LARRY: She will. She's publicly against it. 85 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,159 I say she's a Democratd Local politiin Georgia. 86 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,662 and there's nothing wrong she owith Georgia 87 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,731 If it's no, it's that New Egot to be a fast no. 88 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,566 It's not going to be no. 89 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,768 Put the senior senator from Colorado in the nay column. 90 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,771 Move Grace Hardin to undecided and start the clock. 91 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,111 I hate that clock. 92 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,980 Excuse me, Josh. 93 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,849 Yeah, you're Bill Bailey, right? 94 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:26,019 I'm surprised Will Bailey. Yeahwe haven't met. 95 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:30,357 Yeah. You know, you getalked a pretty good aerobic workoutne. 96 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:33,761 Uh, well, I'm working talking to with Toby Ziegler on. in this buithe Inauguration... 97 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,328 Bill, I know who you are. What do you need? 98 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,931 and I'm in a legislative section 99 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,800 talking about bipartisan cooperation 100 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,369 and because it was legislative, Toby wanted you involved. 101 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:43,604 Boy, did you pick the wrong day 102 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,038 to write about bipartisan cooperation. 103 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,406 If there's a better time... 104 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:47,841 68% of respondents think 105 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,143 we hand out too much in foreign aid 106 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,679 59% think it should be cut. 107 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,181 Were you talking to me just then? 108 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,049 ( laughs ) 109 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,488 Read me what you got so far. 110 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:02,089 "The people, in their enduring wisdom 111 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:05,526 "have put in office a Chief Executive of one party 112 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,294 It's our duty "ato respect and enact...". 113 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,996 Strike "in their enduring wisdom." 114 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,998 You think electing a reactionary Congress 115 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,333 and progressive President was wise? 116 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,004 The people, in a fog of uncertainty 117 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,405 unsure of the difference 118 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,240 split tickets across the country. 119 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:23,376 Well, I agree, but I think Toby would say that lacks poetry. 120 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,748 68% say we hand out too much, 59% want to see it cut. 121 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:32,119 You know, there's plenty of work I can do in the meantime. 122 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,121 I'll find you later. 123 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:37,958 Hey, Ted. 124 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:38,859 Will. 125 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:39,727 Okay. 126 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,865 Leo's office called I need Senaover and we're on it. 127 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,834 Good. 128 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,836 Are you going to try Cantina? 129 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,403 I'm going to try everybody. 130 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,073 But Cantina's never voted to send any money anywhere. 131 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,608 I think he's against airmail stamps. 132 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,143 What about McKenna? 133 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:59,412 He needs Republican votes on broadband access. 134 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,716 And you think you're going to have luck with Grace Hardin? 135 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,184 She's a freshman Democrat. 136 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,754 She can't say no to the President if he asks her. 137 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,957 Have you seen how foreign aid polls in Georgia? 138 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,692 There's a hockey coach who's got a player 139 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,093 who's squandering his potential. 140 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,428 Coach says, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" 141 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,031 Player says, "I don't know and I don't care." 142 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,634 Yeah, I've seen how foreign aid polls in Georgia. 143 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:23,403 Gracie might be a little tough to get to the phone today. 144 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,205 We've been here before. 145 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,339 Tell me about it. 146 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,341 You have two different strategies 147 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,845 My job is to executen't take the plays Leo calls.ll for this. 148 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,181 Were you serious The rest doesn'tbefore... 149 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,784 about resigning? 150 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,752 Are we looking for Hardin?! 151 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,088 They're on it. 152 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,794 This pile goes to Personal Correspondence 153 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,663 for special handling. 154 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,365 These go to Main Correspondence. 155 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,101 So, Charlie, uh... 156 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:59,239 what you do is you sort the mail for Zoey's father. 157 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,609 And you don't like me very much Yeabecause I'm with Zoey now. 158 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,910 Jean Paul, I'm kind of working here. 159 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,578 Oh, I understand. Thank you. 160 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,313 And there's a great deal of mail to sort. 161 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,049 Also classified intelligence cables to prioritize. 162 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,718 And a meeting to break up between a president 163 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:13,553 and a king, so... Stacy? 164 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:16,323 That big blue envelope. Where's it going?Yeah 165 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,191 It was a servicewoman talking about food stamps. 166 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,359 She was in the service? 167 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,127 You know her? 168 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,062 No. Okay. 169 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,664 No, you know what? Leave it here. 170 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,932 Let me read it. 171 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:28,902 Huh... 172 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,138 ( clicks tongue ) 173 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,407 REPORTER: Will the White House 174 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:35,643 try to delay the vote? 175 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,345 C.J.: Like I said before 176 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,714 If Congress doesn't act,lution there's no foreign aid budget. 177 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,683 What's the President's reaction to Mosley saying 178 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,753 we're throwing money at problems halfway around the world? 179 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,788 The President wishes the Republican Leader 180 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,489 would throw some money at problems right here 181 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,659 but doesn't wish to have the United States retreat 182 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,160 from its role as a world leader. 183 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,462 Foreign aid's been cut 50% in the last decade. 184 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,898 In percentage of GNP spent 185 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,600 we are the bottom, dead last. Mark. rd the 186 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,002 Was it a bad idea to make the first bill 187 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,904 out of the second term such a controversial one? 188 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,676 something like that should be taken into consideration. Steve? 189 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:12,112 A Democratic senator says that if this goes down 190 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:15,115 We're not responding it'll stall momto a blind quote; onwe just assume you made it up. 191 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,918 I'm not kidding. (Thank you. 192 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,821 REPORTERS: Thank you. 193 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:23,223 come back to the office for a second? 194 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,061 Hey, off the record, what did the President say 195 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,562 about Mosley's "halfway around the world"? 196 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,766 He said, "Lord God, what a tool." 197 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,268 You can say several senior administration officials sayn officiaI figured 198 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,770 the White House will have a good memory 199 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,538 when the transportation bill comes up next year. 200 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,607 You don't mind blind quotes so much when they're from you. 201 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,075 No. 202 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,245 Okay. So... 203 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,916 I'll walk your threat around for you, but... 204 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,818 The pilot on pilot. YesShareef's Gulfstream? 205 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,485 What do you think it is I'm going to say? 206 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,954 His name was Jamil Bari 207 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,555 and the first thing you want to do is 208 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:56,957 you want to find out if Jamil Bari 209 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,126 had any history of pilot error 210 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,795 to see if that may have contributed to the crash. 211 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,530 So my new assistant, Maisy 212 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,565 she found out that Jamil Bari 213 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,034 got a certificate of qualification 214 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,603 on the Gulfstream in 1994. 215 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,341 Was that it? 216 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:23,683 been able And sooner of later,ingecking you'll find him.them all.aven't 217 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:27,087 I got to tell youSure. your tie goes with your shirt and your jacket... 218 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:30,223 You're dating a college graduate, aren't you? 219 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,961 Maisy ain't never gonna find him, C.J. 220 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,363 Jamil Bari is an invented identity for someone. 221 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,731 It has to be. 222 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,199 For this thing to have worked 223 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,034 the pilot had to be one of our guys. 224 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,704 Yeah, I just meant it was a nice tie. 225 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,273 I'll be around all day for the vote. 226 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,208 Okay. 227 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,783 What's up there, Gail. 228 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,422 Somebody's talking to the Dirksen office? 229 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,692 Campaign office Thesays she's at her at the cdistrict office. 230 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,394 That's where they say she is. Her district office And the district office? 231 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,996 Says she's on her way back here for the vote. 232 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,232 It's a commercial flight? 233 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,802 An hour and a half, we can't find a U.S. Senator. 234 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,303 She doesn't want the call. No kidding. 235 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,239 When she lands, says she's on she'll disappear till the vote. 236 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,774 Donna, your job is to take this 237 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,375 find her and stick it in her hand. 238 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,811 Make big plays today. 239 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,178 Donna, Delta Flight 15 240 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,247 lands at National in 35 minutes. 241 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:35,655 We live in an interdependent world and we should act like it. 242 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:39,026 We live in a global community and we should sustain it 243 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,961 we should cross borders. 244 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:44,097 We should cross borders to build sustainable democracy 245 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,666 that can banish privation and fear. 246 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,970 And we should cross borders to bring food and medicine 247 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,605 and roads and schools and teachers 248 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,943 to parts of the world forgotten by all but the warlords. 249 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,611 We're going to pass this Foreign Ops bill. 250 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:02,615 ( applause ) This should be a century of hope and prosperity everywhere. 251 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:06,319 And America is going to lead the world and not just bully it. 252 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,620 Thank you. 253 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,824 ( applause ) 254 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,480 What the hell is going on? 255 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,481 That was great, Dad. 256 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,548 Hey, thanks, Peach Patch. 257 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,950 What the hell is going on? 258 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,352 Hardin is a yes if we can get her on the phone. 259 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,121 Which is why we can't get her on the phone? 260 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,957 She's been a little slippery, but this is where Josh eats. 261 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,660 We have many, many backup plans in the works? 262 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,598 and they're developing and executing rapid-le response backup plans? 263 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,433 Yeah, okay. Toby... 264 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,535 we should probably have a backup plan. Oh, my God. 265 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:59,239 A split second of humor injected in the middle of a stressful day, sir 266 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,774 sounds to me like we're talking about the act of a friend. 267 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,211 Please, my daughter's dating a kid 268 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,779 I have only so much RAMg to give over to-- C.J.! 269 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,482 Yes, sir. I'm sorry, but once again, there's a cow? 270 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,683 A photo op with a cow. 271 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,253 Yeah, I Heifer International, It was..it's called. 272 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,022 They give milking cows to poor families 273 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,356 in developing nations. And that's great. 274 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,991 But a picture of me and a cow... 275 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,793 I mean, you're okay with that art? 276 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,232 It's an organization certainly worthy of... Why did you agree to it Abbey set it up?ce?oncerns, sir. 277 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,034 I'll figure out a way to make the picture work, sir. 278 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,203 Now turn around casually and tell meith that. 279 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,872 if Le Viscount de Valvert has got his hands 280 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,042 anywhere near anyone who's related to me. 281 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,678 That is a good- looking young man. 282 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,381 I Yeah, I think you'd respond wheif I stopped feeding you. 283 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,349 Ignore him. 284 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,051 Oh, yes, I do. 285 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,554 This envelope that interests you, it was what? 286 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,756 A woman on a rope What envelopline this morning. 287 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:50,958 She's a private in the Army 288 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,225 and her family's on food stamps. 289 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,694 An American soldier on food stamps? 290 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,964 And you read this letter as if it was special.ily 291 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,232 Well, she handed it right to me. 292 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,434 you just throw it on the pile with the others. 293 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,469 Yes. 294 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,571 So this woman sees you 295 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,674 and she doesn't know thatnext you're powerless to help. fa 296 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,875 I'm not powerless. 297 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,210 I called the D.O.D. and asked them 298 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,878 to give special notice to the letter. 299 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,313 BARTLET: Charlie. 300 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,581 Yes, sir. 301 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,715 Get me that blue envelope back. 302 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,118 I got to call the D.O.D. Yeah. 303 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,820 Who writes this hand-holding crap 304 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,589 for the President anyhow? 305 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,358 Free food and the gentlelady from Tennessee. 306 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,027 The food wasn't free, and is the President 307 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,895 really comfortable defining 50 years 308 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,463 of security policy as bullying? 309 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,766 I don't think he was talking about the last half-century 310 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,969 What happened to politics stopping neither do yat the water's edge? 311 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,271 Hey, food is apolitical. 312 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,440 And you guys are going Notto have a bit of a timen't. 313 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,245 Jimmy, you want to tell me something I don't know? 314 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:48,481 I got a yea vote for you. 315 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,051 Mine. Can I be in your office in an hour? 316 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,652 Can you be there in half an hour? 317 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,387 No. 318 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,389 Okay. 319 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,897 Charlie, they phoned ahead and said you wanted this back. 320 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,533 Yeah. Thanks. 321 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,653 OPERATOR: Good afternoon, the Pentagon. 322 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,954 Sergeant Major Moreland, please. 323 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,422 Just a moment. 324 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,095 WOMAN: Secretary's office. 325 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,996 This is Charlie Young from the Office of the President. 326 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,565 Please hold. 327 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,302 MAN: Yes, this is Colonel Wolf. 328 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,471 Oh, no, sir, I was calling for Sergeant Moreland. 329 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,006 Yes, Mr. Young, how can I help you? 330 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,142 No, sir, I wouldn't want to impose. 331 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,111 I play basketball with Barry Moreland. 332 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,979 Sergeant Moreland works for me, Mr. Young. 333 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,981 How can I help the President? 334 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:58,051 Well, no, it's not... 335 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,557 I was handed a letter On from an enlisted womanng 336 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,793 whose family is eligible for food stamps 337 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,996 and I was just wondering whose eyes I could put it in front of. 338 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,664 Mine. You'll send it today? 339 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,667 Thank you. Yes, sir. 340 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,342 ( typing ) 341 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,454 Can't find Grace Hardin? 342 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,156 We're at the airport, we're at Dirksen 343 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,427 we're at her Senate office, we're at her second office 344 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,928 we're at her lawyer's office 345 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,699 I'm sorry, I know you're up against it... we're aThe legislative section. 346 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,168 I cut "enduring wisdom." 347 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,602 "The American people have spoken. 348 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,638 "They have chosen to return to Washington 349 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,673 a President of one party and a Congress of another." 350 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,210 You say that like constitutional scholars made a conscious choice 351 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,978 weighing checks and balances... 352 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,447 They did make a conscious choice. 353 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,081 And in their defense, a lot of people 354 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,083 have a hard time seeing the difference. 355 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,486 Are any of those people in this room? 356 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,621 No. 357 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,958 One wants to save Social Security 358 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,626 the other wants to privatize it. 359 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,663 One wants to make polluters pay to clean up pollution 360 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,632 the other wants to give tax breaks so they can pollute more. 361 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,734 One wants to send aid to countries... 362 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,503 Okay. 363 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,538 Yeah. 364 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,041 Cantina voted no on U.N. dues, no on Kosovo peacekeeping. 365 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,677 He's just going to burn time. 366 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:31,844 No kidding. 367 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,084 Toby. 368 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,619 Yeah. 369 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:42,955 Hoebuck? 370 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,524 He came to me. 371 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,694 He authored a bill to insert the word "God" 372 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,829 into the Pledge of Allegiance four more times. 373 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,031 Yeah, well, once you've broken that dam 374 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,234 what the hell does it matter? 375 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,610 Here's what I want from my vote tonight. 376 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,178 Yeah. $115,000. 377 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,346 Million. 378 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,380 I'm sorry? 379 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,915 You said you wanted 115,000 380 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,350 you meant million. 381 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,052 I appreciate the Democrats know how to read my mind 382 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,188 but I meant 115,000. 383 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,556 For what? 384 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,058 I want to pay people to pray. 385 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,128 Out of the federal budget? 386 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,631 And this woman leads a world-class team of psychiatrists? 387 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,534 ( chuckles ): Not... not exactly. 388 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,436 But you're awfully close. 389 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,704 This is Dr. Gwendolyn Chen. 390 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,874 She's the chief cardiologist at Duke Medical Center. 391 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:38,911 Have you ever heard of intercessory prayer 392 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,681 This is where you draw up or rema list of sinners... 393 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,050 When people pray for you even though you're not aware of it. 394 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,786 Yeah, C.J. got spammed with that a few months ago. 395 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,857 Was that before or after her agent got shot at a fruit stand? 396 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,694 You really want to make a rim-shot 397 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,529 out of a Secret Service agent getting dead? 398 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,732 You really want to refer to people's prayers as spam? 399 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,670 Dr. Chen, what are you doing here? 400 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,037 Go ahead, please. 401 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,373 We completed a double-blind 402 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,840 placebo-controlled study. 403 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,077 I'd like to point out that Duke is non-sectarian 404 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,612 and Dr. Chen is agnostic. 405 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,546 Huh. 406 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,181 A thousand heart patients in the CCU 407 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,383 were split into two groups. 408 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,617 Half were prayed for by volunteers 409 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,218 the other half weren't. And? 410 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,820 The patients that were prayed for-- 411 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,054 I know it sounds crazy 412 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,656 but the patients that were prayed for-- 413 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,825 11 percent fewer heart attacks and strokes 414 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,059 far fewer complications. 415 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,262 Pacific College of Medicine, Mid-American Heart Institute 416 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,464 there are 12 other studies. 417 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,866 in the New England Journal Any of Medicine? lished 418 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,535 $115,000 for a wider study. 419 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:41,408 This one by the NIH. $115,000 in exchange for a $17 billion foreign aid bill. 420 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,610 That's all. 421 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,112 Dr. Chen. 422 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,615 It was nice meeting you. 423 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,617 Dr. Chen. 424 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,289 ( door closes ) 425 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,916 Ellen. 426 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,518 Ellen. 427 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,286 Where's the Senator? What do you mean? 428 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,021 The district office says she was on Delta 15. 429 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,923 She wasn't, or two other flights out of Atlanta. 430 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,692 She came in this morning. Yeah? 431 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,961 Yeah, we were cleaning up some things at the home store. 432 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,829 I'm trying to arrange a call to Senator Hardin 433 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,498 from the President of the United States. 434 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,232 I'm not sure where the Senator is right now 435 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,534 but as soon as I track her down 436 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,102 we'll set it up. I appreciate that. 437 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,037 Okay, I'll see you. 438 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,388 Sir, excuse me, my name is Donna. 439 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:04,156 And if you look at me, I think you'll know I'm not going to steal from you 440 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,193 Can I borrow that envelope for just one moment? 441 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,095 Yeah, it's nothing... Thank you. 442 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,866 Jason. Jason, I'm sorry, Excuse me, is itI'm new. 443 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,869 This needs to get to the Senator. 444 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,506 I'm going to Dirksen, but the Senator's atgoing in the Women in Media luncheon. 445 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,007 Right. Stupid, stupid. 446 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,642 Thank you. 447 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,615 Thank you very much. 448 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:45,732 Well, first of all, that's not a cow. 449 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,299 It's not. 450 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,102 It's a goat. 451 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,939 Yeah, I may have agreed to something about a goat. 452 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:55,675 Did the First Lady get you drunk and take you shopping? 453 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,309 Leo... 454 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,478 Yes. 455 00:22:58,545 --> 00:22:59,546 The name of the group 456 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,280 is Heifer International. 457 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:04,250 I... I was under the impression it was going to be a cow. 458 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:07,186 Lending presidential aura to the photo. 459 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:10,089 is I think we're going to wait until after the vote at 10:30 460 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,759 'cause if we don't win then it'd be a mistake 461 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,061 How big a mistake? for this pOne from which to run tomcertainly 462 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,563 my job would have hung in the balance. 463 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,298 In the balGoats are heifers too? 464 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:20,800 I don't know. 465 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,702 If the President's wearing a hat 466 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,571 or that thing's wearing a Bartlet button 467 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:25,972 I'm hiding snakes in your car. 468 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,840 Come on, don't say that. Not even to joke. 469 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,477 You're never going to know where they are... 470 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:33,546 ...or if you got them all out. Excuse me.Leo! 471 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:36,949 Going to lay their eggs right in the glove compartment. 472 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,590 So, this is going to be a little while. 473 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:46,859 Well, uh, Ron doesn't Cando that well in the cold. 474 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:47,894 Are you Ron? 475 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,795 I'm Mike. 476 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:49,962 Of course. 477 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,431 We'll find an empty room for him. 478 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,066 Uh, I have oats in the truck. 479 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:57,670 Well, you should bring the oats 'cause the mess closes at 6:00. 480 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,245 Hey. 481 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,380 This was delivered to my desk 482 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,483 It's a memo your office ordered from the Pentagon. 483 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:13,686 I can't order memos from the Pentagon. 484 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,822 And I don't have an office. I work in the Oval Office. 485 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:18,891 Oh, that may have been the confusion. 486 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,694 This is about... I just called the deputy's aide 487 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,262 and told him to look out for... 488 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,732 Who at the Pentagon thinks I can order a memo? 489 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,801 The Secretary of Defense. 490 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:31,137 All right... there's been a mistake. 491 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:33,172 You haven't shown this to anyone else, right? 492 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,775 No. Good. 493 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:38,410 to the Joint Chiefs and the Secretary of State. 494 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,212 Uh-huh. 495 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,614 Anyone here? 496 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:43,883 Uh... yeah, here it is. 497 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,151 POTUS. 498 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,185 V-POTUS... Yeah. 499 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,319 ...Leo McGarry and you. 500 00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:48,755 I see. 501 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,658 What do you think it says? 502 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:54,861 "Revised D.O.D. Offsets and Cost Structure Adjustments 503 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,863 for the coming fiscal year." 504 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,632 And every other fiscal year. 505 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,636 The table of contents is six pages long. 506 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,304 You should read it. 507 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:06,973 Yeah. 508 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:16,415 Donnatella, you want me to fix you up a piece of salmon? 509 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:17,416 No thanks, Giuseppe. 510 00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:18,517 What about fettuccine? 511 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:20,119 Beano's using a new cream. 512 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,656 I tried it last week, the technology conference. 513 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,925 Listen, the dais still exits through here, right? best. 514 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,426 You can go in there, you know 515 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,228 and just stand in the back. 516 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,863 She's trying not to scare somebody. 517 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,565 Would you leave the child alone? 518 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:33,966 I'm trying to feed her some food. 519 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,002 22 years in Washington D.C. 520 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,770 spent all his time in the kitchen. 521 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:40,472 He doesn't know how the place works. 522 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:47,079 if I beat you about the head with a sturdy ladle. 523 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,480 Ellen. 524 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,116 Wow. You know what you are? 525 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,651 You're the little aide who could. 526 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,385 She wasn't on the dais. She had to cancel. 527 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:55,655 I read a letter in her absence. 528 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,657 Ellen, here's the situation: I've been asked... 529 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:58,791 ( cell phone rings ) 530 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,326 Excuse me, it's Josh. 531 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,695 Yeah? 532 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,030 That's great. Who? 533 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,298 All right. 534 00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:08,701 We've got two yes votes, McMichael and Schapp. 535 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,502 The Senator can come out of the woods. 536 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,904 I'm coming in. 537 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,144 Here's an Inauguration Day joke 538 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,746 about the first Jewish president. 539 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,347 His mother leans over to someone and says 540 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,415 "You see that guy with his right hand raised? 541 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:24,316 His brother's a doctor." 542 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:25,117 That's good. 543 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:25,918 You like it? 544 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,586 Yeah, if the President's 545 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:29,021 been booked into Ha-Ha's in Cleveland. 546 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,489 I wasn't suggesting it for the speech. 547 00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:34,060 Then why did you tell it to me? 548 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,629 That's exactly the reaction WhI was hoping to elicit. 549 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:37,563 You've been a great audience. 550 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:38,831 Does it bother you 551 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,900 that for all the legitimate politician bashing 552 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,568 the voters themselves are no bargain? 553 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:43,970 No. Why? 554 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,371 'Cause I make a living writing jokes. 555 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,605 Not a very good one. 556 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:49,408 They think you can have more spending 557 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:51,911 Well, all it takes is two politicians cut taxes running against each other.time 558 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,713 Both of them saying it ain't going to happen 559 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,647 so here's what I'm going to do. 560 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,148 Is that all it takes? 561 00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,884 Listen, when we were kids you would never shut up 562 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,686 about the Founders and the Framers and the Fathers. 563 00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:00,552 This is what they wanted. 564 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,955 I may never have shut up 565 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,491 'cause the Founders were scared to death of the people. 566 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,060 You know the picture in the main stairwayem the guns. 567 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,762 of Dad's father with Churchill? Yeah. 568 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:11,497 He said the best argument against democracy 569 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,900 was five minutes with the average voter. 570 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,802 Grandpa said that? 'Cause it doesn't Chsound like Grandpa. 571 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,737 Thank you for the coffee. Willy? 572 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:21,908 who obviously became Don't call mpart of the family. 573 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,510 and the Seaborn posters They'lland the cold shoulder. 574 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:25,978 Yeah, I'm all right. I'm focused. 575 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:28,881 Hey, cool goat. When did you get it? 576 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:31,784 Professional comedian, Elsie... Aah...! 577 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,853 ELSIE: I think it's great 578 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,089 that you keep oats in the office... just in case. 579 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,225 I think when these people find out that kind of thing... 580 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,593 Could you leave me now, I'm focused, please. 581 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,929 Sure. 582 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:46,733 Right. 583 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,804 Well, Donna tried What's gto flush her out 584 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,505 and she did it well, but... 585 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,710 Ah... What? So her staff made She ntwo phone calls 586 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,246 and Hardin dove back under the bed. 587 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:06,986 Well, you were right, Hoebuck's crazy. 588 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,354 What'd he want? 589 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,455 $115,000. 590 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,689 Million. 591 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,759 No, thousand. 592 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:13,993 For what? 593 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:15,728 It doesn't matter. 594 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:16,996 For what? 595 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,931 An NIH study on remote prayer. 596 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,599 You're kidding. 597 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:23,035 Actually, he brought a Duke cardiologist who ran a double-blind... 598 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:26,438 $115,000, he votes yes on Foreign Ops? 599 00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,107 Josh, it's the federal government investing... 600 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:29,942 I don't care if it's in communion wafers. 601 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,845 We'll deal with the the fedother thing tomorrow. 602 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,446 Well, I already dealt with it today. 603 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,315 Not yet and the clock's running. 604 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:37,416 I'm going to Leo. 605 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:52,331 I had asked an assistant I know to give it special attention. 606 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,000 I don't know the woman or anything. 607 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:57,203 It wasn't patronage. 608 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,342 But I was... 609 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,378 you know... 610 00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:12,484 I was showing off for Zoey. 611 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:21,794 There are a couple of thousand 612 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:23,229 military families on food stamps. 613 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,832 I can't stand it; the Pentagon knows it. 614 00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,766 Some families are eligible, some aren't. 615 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,035 But to change it 616 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,937 they'd have to raise everyone's pay 617 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,038 which they can't do 618 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,705 and this memo's a reminder. 619 00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:38,044 And you thought you were donef- with turf wars. 620 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,378 Did it cause any damage? 621 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:42,581 You decommissioned two aircraft carriers. 622 00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:43,282 Really? 623 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:44,851 No. 624 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:47,854 Thank you, Mr. President. 625 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,189 Boy, Zoey's growing up nicely, isn't she?ll be outs 626 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,790 Yes, she is. 627 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:58,730 I'm on your side in this thing, but just barely-- 628 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,900 'Cause he's French and royal. just by a littYes, sir. 629 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,069 These are very special, very limited circumstances 630 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,203 under which we're allies 631 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,704 you and I. Understood, sir. 632 00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:07,539 You still got it? 633 00:30:07,606 --> 00:30:08,707 Sir? 634 00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:10,376 The letter from the rope line? 635 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:11,743 Yes, sir. 636 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,512 Put it in my bag tonight. 637 00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:16,482 ( knocking ) Yes, sir. 638 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:21,453 Mr. McGarry, Mr. Ziegler, Mr. Lyman, Ms. Cregg.t. 639 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,455 It's the Temptations. I love you guys. 640 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,324 You only think you've heard everything 641 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:26,325 but you haven't. 642 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:28,260 Hit me. 643 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,496 TOBY: James Hoebuck will vote yea at 10:30 644 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,331 if we give him $115,000. 645 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:32,965 Million? 646 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,067 Thousand. $115,000. 647 00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:36,568 For an RV? What's he want? 648 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,737 An NIH study on remote prayer. 649 00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:40,106 I like it. 650 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,540 There should be a button on my desk 651 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:44,576 I can press and 49 people instantly pray for me. 652 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:45,978 C.J.: I got remote prayed for 653 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:48,847 by 3 million people. How'd it work out? 654 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,582 they were praying was going to happen. it wa 655 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:51,717 Well, that's the problem. 656 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,519 Excuse me. 657 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:56,622 The Earth is rotating rapidly on its axis. 658 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,057 Okay, well, good news. 659 00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,691 Keep us posted on that. 660 00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:03,329 Is there something I should be We're doing I'm not doing?, sir. 661 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:06,365 We should be talking about Jimmy Hoebuck. 662 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,567 You guys didn't come in here Ohto tell me something funny? 663 00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:11,203 Three of us did. 664 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,943 You... you are the wild card, my friend 665 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,512 b...because you will throw out the baby, the bathwater 666 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:23,682 and the bubbles at curtain time if it means... 667 00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:26,585 Excuse me, sir... Do you think, Mr. President, Fthe people who get this money 668 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:27,954 care about an NIH study? 669 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,122 I don't care if they care! I care! 670 00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,058 And oh, by the way, so do you! 671 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:35,027 $115,000 is what Commerce spends on Post-its. 672 00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:37,329 ( sighs ) 673 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:38,530 Toby? 674 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:39,966 Threats to civil liberties 675 00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:42,401 only ever come a few dollars at a time. 676 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:46,138 It's a medical study. 677 00:31:46,205 --> 00:31:48,007 The Nuclear Test Ban Treaty 678 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,675 doesn't prohibit radiation therapy. 679 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,810 Sufi Muslims, Orthodox Jews 680 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,079 Indian shamans-- 681 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:01,687 WellI never knew there wasnown idata available, but okay.s. 682 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:02,854 Anything else, sir? 683 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,855 No. 684 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:04,856 Thank you, Mr. President. 685 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,625 Thank you, sir. 686 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:07,859 Maxine. 687 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,561 That's you. 688 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,263 I know. 689 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,971 I apologize for interrupting before. 690 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:20,772 Oh, I don't care. 691 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:22,541 But what I was going to say... 692 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:25,377 I'll toss it all overboard if it means winning 693 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,980 and I'd ask you to support and that with evidence. 694 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:33,085 I'm sorry. I don't know why I keep doing that. 695 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:40,792 You're not willing to toss it overboard to win. 696 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:42,594 You're willing to toss it overboard 697 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,596 to avoid disappointing Leo. 698 00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:49,235 You know what the difference is between you and me? 699 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,902 I want to be the guy. 700 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:54,073 You want to be the guy the guy counts on. 701 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,812 We lost. 702 00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:02,481 We know. 703 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:10,422 We can introduce another continuing resolution... 704 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:11,757 90 days. 705 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,325 And work down? 706 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,227 75% of current funding maybe. 707 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:16,962 If we can get it. 708 00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:20,532 You understand if we introduce another continuing resolution 709 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:25,237 about ten Democrats will jump on as a reason to vote no on this. 710 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:26,772 Means losing 60-40 711 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,040 instead of 51-49. 712 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,308 When I lose, I don't look 713 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:30,542 for consolation in the score 714 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:32,478 and I know for sure you don't. 715 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:34,746 So it's what we should do, right? 716 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,749 Yeah. 717 00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:41,087 All right, tough beat. 718 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:44,790 It's an unbelievably tough beat. 719 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:48,394 Yes, sir. 720 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,696 Hey, Zoey's growing up very nicely, isn't she? 721 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,498 Man, I'll say. 722 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,935 You know, I go for kiss-ass today 723 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,804 and the ball goes in the gutter. 724 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,272 Anything else? 725 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:02,040 Thank you, Mr. President. 726 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:13,051 I said the names. 727 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:14,786 I don't think it mattered. 728 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:16,455 She knows how to count to 51. 729 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:19,125 It would've loosened things up for an hour. 730 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:21,793 I'm sorry. 731 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,195 Shake it off. 732 00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:25,364 And don't listen to the naysayers. 733 00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:28,867 You've got a big future as a stalker. 734 00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:32,838 I always felt like I had the makings. 735 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,974 I just had an interesting moment. 736 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,409 I just recommended to the President 737 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:41,247 that he buy a yea vote for $115,000 738 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:42,548 and the Bill of Rights. 739 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,416 Don't you mean $115 million? 740 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,218 Jimmy Hoebuck wanted to fund a study 741 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:49,688 on remote prayer for $115,000. 742 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:50,456 Is it me 743 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,124 or is this getting harder? 744 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:54,993 It's getting harder. 745 00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:57,896 I'd say we're going to make more enemies in the second term 746 00:34:57,963 --> 00:35:00,132 but I don't know if there's anybody left on the list. 747 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,700 You took funding from for remote prayer 748 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,970 to the President? 749 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:07,306 That's 'cause you don't know the story of Fishhooks McCarthy. 750 00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:10,108 Is this a real person or a Donna person? 751 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:12,711 A corrupt politician on the Lower East Side 752 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,414 Every morning he stopped at the St. James Church 753 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:18,049 on Oliver Street and said the same prayer-- 754 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,851 "O Lord give me health and strength. 755 00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,853 We'll steal the rest." 756 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,590 Not that there needs to be, but was there a point? 757 00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,992 You've got health and strength, both of which, coincidentally 758 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:29,761 I prayed for after hot lead was shot into your body. 759 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:33,665 Yeah, you're going to need some kryptonite, by the way. 760 00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:37,769 Okay, settle down. 761 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:40,772 So you've got health and strength. 762 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:44,576 And we'll steal the rest? 763 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,512 Bet your ass. 764 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,347 All right. 765 00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:51,717 Good work tonight. 766 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,221 Hi. 767 00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:57,088 What's up, Mr. Daley? 768 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,557 Bailey. 769 00:35:58,624 --> 00:36:00,992 Bill Bailey? 770 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,994 So, if we're lucky, foreign Will aid's going to be funded 771 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:06,898 for another 90 days at 75ยข on the dollar. 772 00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:09,034 No one who has ever said they wanted bipartisanship 773 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,869 has ever meant it. 774 00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,638 But the people are speaking. 775 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:15,741 Because 68% think we give too much in foreign aid 776 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:18,677 and 59% think it should be cut. 777 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,579 You like that stat? 778 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:22,948 I do. !Because nine percent think it's too high 779 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,384 and shouldn't be cut! 780 00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:27,886 could not fully get their Niarms around the question. 781 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,888 There should be another box you can check for 782 00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,358 "I've utterly no idea what you're talking about. 783 00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,260 Please, God, don't ask for my input." 784 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:36,562 Why is foreign aid important? 785 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:39,498 It fosters democracy. There you go. 786 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:41,199 ( with British accent ): Well, well played, young man. 787 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:42,868 Very good, yes, yes. 788 00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:47,839 Someone said, "The best argument against democracynged voices. 789 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:51,009 is five minutes with the average voter." 790 00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:53,078 "Democracy is the worst form of government." Churchill. See?He als 791 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,547 "Except for all the others." 792 00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,883 I'll work with you on the legislative section.. 793 00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:59,785 But after the vote, okay? We'll get some food. 794 00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:00,819 Yes. Excuse me. 795 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:05,257 Excuse me. 796 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:07,959 I believe you put a goat in my office and I just want you to know 797 00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:11,597 that I stand here with full humor and total focus. 798 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,732 You can cover the windows with "Seaborn formy office Congress" posters. 799 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,134 You can bring in 101 Dalmatians. 800 00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:18,136 I'm focused on what I'm doing. 801 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,938 Who are you? 802 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:21,172 I'm Will Bailey. 803 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,140 C.J. Cregg. 804 00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:24,576 I didn't put the goat in your office.nice to meet you. 805 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:26,111 Someone else must have. You didn't? 806 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,246 I put it in the office that's being used by a new guy 807 00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:31,883 Toby and Josh are trying to give a hard time to-- Oh, wait... 808 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:34,353 You understand I'm working on the Inaugural address, right? 809 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:37,756 There's bicycles and How's that ggoats in my office! 810 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,326 All right... 811 00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:42,227 Any care and feeding I should know about? 812 00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:44,663 The goat has a handler. 813 00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:47,566 I'll get it out... I'll take my hazing like the Eton valedictorian that I am. 814 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,935 What's his name, please? Which one? 815 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,102 The handler. Mike. 816 00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:52,571 The goat has a name? Ron. 817 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:53,839 Thank you. 818 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:06,885 Where do you learn to run out the clock like that? 819 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,087 The Senator's voting her conscience, Donna. 820 00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,289 She understands foreign aid. I've heard her talk about it. 821 00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:12,691 She's supposed to do what's right. 822 00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:15,427 No, she was elected and she's supposed to do 823 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:18,497 Will you take this and walk it to herhat the people on the floor?think is right. 824 00:38:18,564 --> 00:38:20,699 That's all you have to do. 825 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,235 PRESIDING OFFICER: All time has expired. 826 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,505 The yeas and nays have been ordered. 827 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,443 Win some, you lose some. 828 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:35,847 Can I tell you something? 829 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:38,717 Josh has asked me to work Saturdays 830 00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:41,853 he has me there after 1:00 a.m. He's asked me to transpose 831 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,455 portions of the federal budget into base-8 832 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:44,923 go to North Dakota 833 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,725 and dress as an East German cocktail waitress. 834 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:48,560 In five years of working for him 835 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:53,198 he's never asked me to hide him from something. 836 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:56,334 Can I have my boss's phone back? 837 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:58,537 Thank you. 838 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,277 You having that? Yes. 839 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,413 All of it? Yes! 840 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:08,880 What about this? Yes!! 841 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:10,716 I'm pointing at 23 packets of soy sauce. 842 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:13,885 I give them to the homeless. Oh, that's helpful. 843 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:17,088 You're going to lose this one 60-40. Are you talking through the whole Danny... 844 00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:19,057 Could you even have Did I ruinthis much sensitivity? 845 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:19,925 No. Why? 846 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:21,927 The Senate blew it. You did.ou blew it. 847 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:23,595 We did everything but pass a hat. 848 00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:25,030 Nobody wants to put money in a hat in Botswana 849 00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:26,832 when you got hats that need filling here. 850 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,534 You can't make this about charity. 851 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,702 It's about self-interest. 852 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,771 We cut farm assistance in Colombia. 853 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:35,974 Every single crop we developed was replaced with cocaine. 854 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:40,779 We cut aid for primary education in Northwest Pakistan and Egypt 855 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:43,181 Why weren't you making a case the the Republican senators 856 00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:46,752 are bad on drugs and bad on national security? 857 00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:50,722 Why are Democrats always so bumfuzzled? 858 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:53,425 By the way, 65 more flight schools today. 859 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:54,693 Maisy hasn't found your guy. 860 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,496 Don't worry, there are thousands more. 861 00:39:57,563 --> 00:39:59,030 You know something there, General Cho? 862 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,699 If you had a story, you'd write it. 863 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:03,234 If you don't have one, shut up. 864 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:04,536 We just lost a vote. 865 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:05,904 We're not bumfuzzled. 866 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:08,273 Now, if you'll excuse me... 867 00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:11,577 I have to cancel a photo op with a goat. 868 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:27,425 Tough beat, everybody. 869 00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:28,827 Thanks for the work. 870 00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,963 Next time we let Josh do it the way he wants. 871 00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:34,265 Sir, have you met... 872 00:40:34,332 --> 00:40:35,233 Bill Haley. 873 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,201 Will Bailey. 874 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,268 Okay. 875 00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:38,369 Good evening, Mr. President. 876 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,437 When's this thing with the cow? 877 00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:40,839 It's a goat now. 878 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:41,573 Okay. 879 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,509 We'll cancel it. 880 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:45,544 You think? A milking goat? 881 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:49,247 It's going to seem like a parody of foreign aid. 882 00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,983 I don't know. 883 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:55,320 C.J. wants to cancel I don't the goat picture. 884 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:57,288 Half the world's people 885 00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:59,390 live on less than two dollars a day 886 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:04,062 130 million will never step inside a school house 887 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:08,399 ingredients for bombs can be purchased at hardware stores 888 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:09,868 and we've just given the Third World 889 00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:11,837 just what the doctor ordered: 890 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,238 rollbacks. 891 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:16,041 Heifer International... 892 00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:20,546 they give free cows and goats to people who need milk? 893 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,981 Well, then, I don't think we're in any position to be snotty. 894 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,885 Carol? Let's do it... Let's do They're right out here. 895 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,420 So, I think this will work. 896 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,056 "Well, you're impoverished and while we don't care 897 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,724 "we don't want you to go away empty-handed 898 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:34,359 "so we offer this goat, Ron 899 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:36,261 to give you milk." 900 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,430 Do male goats give milk? 901 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,900 No. No, of course they don't. 902 00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:46,304 So, we offer you this thing that'll just gnaw on your stuff. 903 00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:48,540 PRESIDENT: I'm not standing in this picture alone. 904 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:50,308 This was a total teamfailure. 905 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:54,813 but I want my Chief of Staff and my Chief Political Advisor 906 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,281 standing near the goat. 907 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,616 Let's go! 908 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:02,020 TOBY: Hang on a second. 909 00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:04,590 May I? 910 00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:05,857 Thank you. 911 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:15,601 Now we're ready. 912 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,636 Let's go. 913 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:18,436 Set that clock for 90 days.