1 00:00:05,099 --> 00:00:06,200 PREVIOUSLY ON THE WEST WING: 2 00:00:06,219 --> 00:00:08,160 YOU'RE ONE VOTE DOWN ON FOREIGN AID. 3 00:00:08,179 --> 00:00:12,060 WAS IT A BAD IDEA TO MAKE THE FIRST BILL SUCH A CONTROVERSY? 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,179 THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT FOR SOMETHING THIS IMPORTANT 5 00:00:14,199 --> 00:00:16,039 THAT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED. 6 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,089 YOU'RE THE FIRST LADY. 7 00:00:17,109 --> 00:00:19,129 YOU NEED A CHIEF OF STAFF-- A REAL ONE. 8 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:23,019 IF YOU WANT YOUR AGENDA TAKEN SERIOUSLY, PUT A PROFESSIONAL FACE ON IT. 9 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:25,039 YOU GOT A FAX FROM AMY. READ IT. 10 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:27,100 "FIRST LADY TOOK YOUR ADVICE. SHE JUST HIRED ME." 11 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,030 AND WE SHOULD CROSS BORDERS TO BRING SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS 12 00:00:30,050 --> 00:00:31,100 TO PARTS OF THE WORLD 13 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,030 FORGOTTEN BY ALL BUT THE WARLORDS. 14 00:00:33,049 --> 00:00:35,200 WE'RE GOING TO PASS THIS FOREIGN OPS BILL. 15 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,049 ( phone ringing ) 16 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:43,049 ( receiver clattering ) 17 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:44,100 Bartlet: HELLO. 18 00:00:44,119 --> 00:00:46,179 Woman: MR. PRESIDENT, IT'S 6:00 A.M. 19 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,070 OH, OKAY. 20 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,109 I DIDN'T ASK FOR 5:00? 21 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:54,170 YOU DID, SIR, AND THE FIRST LADY CHANGED IT TO 6:00. 22 00:00:54,189 --> 00:00:56,070 SHE'S ALLOWED TO DO THAT? 23 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,090 SIR? 24 00:00:57,109 --> 00:00:59,070 AH, IT'S OKAY. THANKS. 25 00:00:59,090 --> 00:01:01,009 ( hangs up ) 26 00:01:01,030 --> 00:01:02,039 YOU'RE UP. 27 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,210 YEAH. WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 28 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,189 I GAVE YOU AN EXTRA HOUR. I CHECKED THE SCHEDULING. 29 00:01:06,209 --> 00:01:09,039 THERE'S NO REASON WHY YOU COULDN'T SLEEP AN EXTRA HOUR. 30 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:14,010 WHEN SHE CALLED ME AT 5:00, I WAS GOING TO SAY "CALL ME BACK IN AN HOUR." 31 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:15,200 YOU HAD A LITTLE PLAN. 32 00:01:15,219 --> 00:01:17,189 YEAH. NOW I MISSED THE WHOLE THING. 33 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,189 I ACCIDENTALLY BLEW YOUR PLAN 34 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:22,150 AND YOU HAD ADVISORS ON THIS AND EVERYTHING, DIDN'T YOU? 35 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:25,060 YOU HAD MEMOS FROM SENIOR STAFF 36 00:01:25,079 --> 00:01:27,140 ON OPERATION HUMAN SNOOZE BUTTON. 37 00:01:27,159 --> 00:01:29,120 OPERATION RESTING EAGLE. 38 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:33,109 OH, NO. PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T REALLY NAME IT. 39 00:01:33,129 --> 00:01:36,099 YOU KNOW, I WAS HAVING A LITTLE FUN IN MY SLEEP. 40 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,090 IT'S HOW I RELAX. 41 00:01:37,109 --> 00:01:39,180 WAIT. LET ME PUT MY GLASSES ON. 42 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,090 SOMETHING'S TURNING ME ON ABOUT YOU 43 00:01:42,109 --> 00:01:44,120 AND I CAN'T TELL WHY. 44 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:46,120 MY HAIR'S WET. 45 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,060 OH, YEAH! 46 00:01:48,079 --> 00:01:50,180 I WAS WORKING OUT. 47 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,079 I GOT IN LATE LAST NIGHT. 48 00:01:52,099 --> 00:01:54,120 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I CHANGED THE CALL. 49 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:57,009 WE DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE NASHVILLE UNTIL AFTER 10:00. 50 00:01:57,030 --> 00:02:01,069 I ENDED UP TOURING A WEAPONS RESEARCH FACILITY IN OAK RIDGE. 51 00:02:01,090 --> 00:02:04,079 THEY'VE GOT ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL REACTORS IN THE WORLD. 52 00:02:04,099 --> 00:02:07,189 THEY WERE ABLE TO SHOW ME AN INSULIN MOLECULE 53 00:02:07,209 --> 00:02:11,129 BASICALLY SCOOP UP TWO ZINC IONS. 54 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:13,090 BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES. 55 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:16,039 YOU'RE A SCIENTIST AND YOU'RE STILL MAKING FUN OF THIS? 56 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:17,199 NO. I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU. 57 00:02:17,219 --> 00:02:20,000 ANYWAY, LOOK, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 58 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,009 ( knocking ) 59 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:22,009 GOOD MORNING. 60 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:23,170 Man: GOOD MORNING, MA'AM. 61 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:30,079 THAT'S OKAY. I'M GOING TO GET THAT. 62 00:02:30,099 --> 00:02:31,189 MM-HMM. THANK YOU. 63 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:34,050 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAY OUT THE PAPERS? 64 00:02:34,069 --> 00:02:35,129 NO, I'LL GET 'EM. THANKS. 65 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:37,110 YES, SIR. 66 00:02:37,129 --> 00:02:40,170 "LAY OUT THE PAPERS, YES, AND TODAY I'D LIKE YOU 67 00:02:40,189 --> 00:02:42,030 TO ALPHABETIZE THEM." 68 00:02:42,050 --> 00:02:44,129 HE'S JUST DOING HIS JOB. 69 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:47,069 ANYWAY, WHEN WE FINALLY GOT BACK FROM NASHVILLE, 70 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,219 LEO WAS WAITING. 71 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,139 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH LEO AND JORDON THESE DAYS? 72 00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:52,170 I DON'T KNOW. 73 00:02:52,189 --> 00:02:54,050 BUT WE'RE GOING TO BE INTERESTED 74 00:02:54,069 --> 00:02:57,009 IN THAT LESS RIGHT NOW THAN WE ARE IN OTHER THINGS. 75 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:58,090 WHAT'S THE TROUBLE, SHERIFF TAYLOR? 76 00:02:58,110 --> 00:03:00,069 FOREIGN OPS CAME OUT OF MARK-UP. 77 00:03:00,090 --> 00:03:01,099 HOW IS IT? 78 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,030 IT'S GOOD. THEY ONLY CUT $2 BILLION, 79 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,129 AND SHIFTED HALF A BILLION FROM SUB-SAHARAN 80 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:07,020 TO WESTERN EUROPE BECAUSE I GUESS 81 00:03:07,039 --> 00:03:09,150 THE CRIPPLING HUNGER IN PROVENCE HAS GIVEN 82 00:03:09,169 --> 00:03:11,060 THE LACTOSE-INTOLERANT A PROBLEM WITH-- 83 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,199 I DON'T KNOW-- BUT I CAN LIVE WITH ALL THAT. 84 00:03:13,219 --> 00:03:16,099 CLANCY BANGERT ATTACHED AN AMENDMENT. 85 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,180 STIPULATING WHAT? 86 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:19,009 STIPULATING THAT 87 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,099 FOREIGN OPS DOLLARS WOULDN'T GO 88 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,000 TO ANY OVERSEAS CLINICS THAT COUNSEL ABORTION. 89 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:27,000 IS THAT OUT OF THE BLUE? YEAH. 90 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,079 IT IS, OR WAS... 91 00:03:28,099 --> 00:03:30,129 THIS IS THE SENATE. THEY CAN DO THAT. 92 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:31,150 I WAS JUST ASKING. 93 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,180 DOES BANGERT LEAVE ANY INDICATION...? 94 00:03:33,199 --> 00:03:35,030 NO, THERE'S NO INDICATION. 95 00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:37,039 CLANCY BANGERT DOESN'T LET ME KNOW... 96 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:39,079 HEY, I WAS JUST ASKING YOU. 97 00:03:39,099 --> 00:03:41,090 THERE'S A HANDFUL, A HANDFUL AND A HALF 98 00:03:41,110 --> 00:03:44,079 OF CRANKY CONSERVATIVE SENATORS WHO WANT THIS STUFF 99 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:47,000 AND WHO ARE JUST WAITING TO POUNCE. IT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 100 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,229 CLANCY WANTS TO REINSTATE THE GAG RULE. 101 00:03:49,009 --> 00:03:50,180 YEAH. 102 00:03:50,199 --> 00:03:52,189 IS THE BILL SUNK? I'M SORRY? 103 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:55,210 HOW MANY DEMOCRATS ARE DEFECTING? I DON'T KNOW YET. 104 00:03:55,229 --> 00:03:58,170 HOW MANY WOULD DEFECT IF YOU ASKED THEM? I DON'T KNOW. 105 00:03:58,189 --> 00:04:01,050 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CALLS? I'M NOT PREPARED YET. 106 00:04:01,069 --> 00:04:05,159 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU SAID, "SEND ME THIS BILL WITH THE GAG RULE AND I'LL VETO." 107 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:07,219 I DON'T KNOW. YOU TALK TO THE LEADERSHIP? 108 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,159 I'M NOT PREPARED TO DO THAT YET. 109 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:12,199 IT'S NOT THAT THE MONEY CAN'T GO TO CLINICS THAT PERFORM ABORTIONS. 110 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:15,189 IT'S THAT IT CAN'T GO TO CLINICS THAT TALK ABOUT ABORTION. 111 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:17,120 I KNOW WHAT THE GAG RULE IS. 112 00:04:17,139 --> 00:04:19,170 I WASN'T REMINDING YOU WHAT THE GAG RULE WAS. 113 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:23,110 I WAS REMINDING YOU THAT YOU SENT 11,000 U.S. TROOPS TO KUNDU 114 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,009 BECAUSE ON YOUR INAUGURATION 115 00:04:25,029 --> 00:04:26,199 YOU TOLD US THAT WE WERE 116 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:28,160 FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH EVERYWHERE. 117 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:30,139 EXCEPT PEOPLE ARE STARVING TO DEATH 118 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,090 AND THEY'RE DYING OF DISEASE TO DEATH 119 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:34,120 AND THEY CAN'T COOK THE BILL OF RIGHTS. 120 00:04:34,139 --> 00:04:36,050 SO EVERYWHERE BUT POOR COUNTRIES 121 00:04:36,069 --> 00:04:37,199 WHERE THEY CAN HAVE OUR HELP, 122 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:42,079 BUT ONLY IF THEY LIVE UP TO CLANCY BANGERT'S MORAL STANDARDS? 123 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:45,000 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF FREE WORLD ARE YOU RUNNING? 124 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:46,090 I REALLY DON'T KNOW, ABBEY. 125 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:48,079 THE DAY HASN'T STARTED YET. 126 00:05:37,079 --> 00:05:38,100 Josh: THIS IS FROM DAVID ELSON OF THE USGS-- 127 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,139 THE U.S. GEOLOGICAL SURVEY 128 00:05:40,159 --> 00:05:42,100 AND COAST GUARD COMMANDER DENNIS TRAVIS: 129 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,180 "LAST NIGHT AT 3:45 A.M. 130 00:05:44,199 --> 00:05:47,100 "BATTLETREE LAKE BURST THROUGH ITS NATURAL DAM 131 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,100 IN WHAT IS KNOWN AS A 'GLACIAL LAKE OUTBURST.'" 132 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,149 OKAY, IT'S A RUSHING RIVER OF ICE AND WATER AND ROCK. 133 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:55,110 IT'S ABOUT 300-FEET WIDE 134 00:05:55,129 --> 00:05:57,220 AND IT'S SWEEPING THROUGH KACHADEE WHICH IS A TOWN 135 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,220 ON ONE OF THE SIDES OF THE LAKE. 136 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,180 A 300-FOOT-WIDE RIVER OF ICE AND ROCK 137 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:03,100 IS SWEEPING THROUGH A SMALL TOWN? 138 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,100 YEAH. 139 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,230 AND YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? NO. 140 00:06:06,009 --> 00:06:07,220 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO BE FUNNY. 141 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,019 NO, I'M BRIEFING YOU ON A STATE OF EMERGENCY IN ALASKA. 142 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,129 WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE NOW. 143 00:06:12,149 --> 00:06:14,220 WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT WITH CANADA AND RUSSIA 144 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,170 FOR MUTUAL ASSISTANCE IN ARCTIC AIRBORNE RESCUE 145 00:06:16,189 --> 00:06:19,120 SO THE PRESIDENT'S GOING TO NEED TO GET ON THE PHONE, 146 00:06:19,139 --> 00:06:22,050 OR AT THE VERY LEAST BE BRIEFED. YEAH, ME, TOO. 147 00:06:22,069 --> 00:06:23,069 WHY DID IT HAPPEN? 148 00:06:23,089 --> 00:06:25,100 WHY DID THE NATURAL DAM BREAK? 149 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,189 THE NATURAL DAM WAS PART OF A GLACIER 150 00:06:27,209 --> 00:06:29,029 AND THE GLACIER MELTED. 151 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:30,170 THE GLACIER MELTED? IT DID. 152 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:33,029 GLACIERS MELT, LIKE, ONCE EVERY HUNDRED MILLION YEARS. 153 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:34,100 THIS ONE MELTED TODAY? 154 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,230 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GEOLOGY. 155 00:06:36,009 --> 00:06:38,069 I THINK IT'S BEEN MELTING FOR A LONG TIME, 156 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:40,069 BUT, YEAH, 3:45 A.M. THIS MORNING 157 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:42,110 WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK. 158 00:06:42,129 --> 00:06:43,199 THANK YOU. ALRIGHT 159 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:45,170 YOU DON'T WANNA STAND HERE AND REFLECT 160 00:06:45,189 --> 00:06:48,029 ON THE FACT THAT A GLACIER MELTED THIS MORNING? 161 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:49,069 WELL, I WOULD, LEO, 162 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:51,100 BUT A GLACIER MELTED THIS MORNING, 163 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,090 SO AT THIS POINT, AMERICANS ARE SIMPLY TRYING TO OUTRUN IT. 164 00:06:54,110 --> 00:06:56,170 SURE. OKAY. THANK YOU. 165 00:06:56,189 --> 00:06:58,149 HEY, JOSH. 166 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:00,079 A GLACIER IN ALASKA MELTED. 167 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:02,079 YOU'LL SEE THIS ON THE NEWS ANY SECOND. 168 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:05,000 I'LL HELP YOU PREP C.J., BUT A NATURAL DAM BROKE. 169 00:07:05,019 --> 00:07:08,110 THERE'S MASSIVE FLOODING. THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT MORE. A GLACIER MELTED? 170 00:07:08,129 --> 00:07:10,180 DON'T FIXATE ON THAT. I'M NOT FIXATING ON IT 171 00:07:10,199 --> 00:07:12,180 BUT, YOU KNOW, A GLACIER MELTING? YEAH. 172 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:15,069 OKAY, WELL, I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK YOU IF 173 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:18,000 THE FIRST LADY'S A DISTANT RELATIVE OF A PIRATE. 174 00:07:18,019 --> 00:07:20,029 SOMEBODY CALL? BOSTON GLOBE. 175 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,160 C.J. TALK TO C.J. 176 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:24,019 HE GOT CALLED BY THE GLOBE ABOUT CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD. 177 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,029 IS THIS FOR REAL? THE GLOBE? 178 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:29,129 BECAUSE THE GLOBE GOT A CALL FROM MARION COTESWORTH-HAYE OF MARBLEHEAD 179 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,079 WHO HAS DENOUNCED MRS. BARTLET'S MEMBERSHIP IN THE DAR. 180 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,139 IS IT OKAY IF I LAUGH DURING THIS? 181 00:07:34,159 --> 00:07:35,220 WELL, AT MARION COTESWORTH-HAYE 182 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,050 OF MARBLEHEAD CERTAINLY. 183 00:07:37,069 --> 00:07:39,060 ANYWAY, TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DAR 184 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:40,220 YOU HAVE TO HAVE DESCENDED DIRECTLY... 185 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,230 FROM DOILIES. 186 00:07:42,009 --> 00:07:43,009 ...FROM PATRIOTS, 187 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,180 AND MRS. COTESWORTH-HAYE SAYS 188 00:07:44,199 --> 00:07:47,019 THAT THE FIRST LADY'S QUALIFYING ANCESTOR 189 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,009 IS THOMAS BROOME WEATHERGILL, A PIRATE. 190 00:07:49,029 --> 00:07:51,029 HE WASN'T A PIRATE. HE WAS A PRIVATEER. 191 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:52,129 HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL PIRATE. 192 00:07:52,149 --> 00:07:54,009 YEAH, BUT HE WAS HIRED 193 00:07:54,029 --> 00:07:56,149 BY THE FATHERS OF THE DAUGHTERS OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION. 194 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:58,149 SHOULD WE TELL THAT TO THE DAR LADY? 195 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:01,050 IT'S NOT OUR JOB TO TELL THINGS TO MRS. MARBLEHAYE. 196 00:08:01,069 --> 00:08:02,209 COTESWORTH-HAYE, AND I COULDN'T AGREE MORE 197 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:05,180 BUT SHE'S BOYCOTTING THE WHITE HOUSE RECEPTION FOR THE DAR 198 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:07,199 AND THAT'S WHY THE BOSTON GLOBE IS CALLING. 199 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,060 HE WAS A PRIVATEER. HE WASN'T A PIRATE. RIGHT. 200 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:13,019 ALSO, IT WAS A COUPLE OF HUNDRED YEARS AGO, WASN'T IT? 201 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:16,019 ALRIGHT. IT'S TIME FOR A VISIT TO THE FIRST LADY'S OFFICE. 202 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,170 YEAH. FOR BOTH OF US? 203 00:08:17,189 --> 00:08:20,079 I WAS THIS CLOSE TO NOT ANSWERING THAT PHONE CALL. 204 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,060 BUT CLOSE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH, WAS IT? 205 00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:23,220 NO. BUT IF THIS DAY ENDS UP 206 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,189 WITH ME FACE-TO-FACE WITH MARION COTESWORTH-HAYE, 207 00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:27,230 I'M GOING TO, YOU KNOW... LAUGH INAPPROPRIATELY? 208 00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:29,139 THERE'S A VERY REAL POSSIBILITY. 209 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,009 LET'S GO. 210 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:51,059 MISS GARDNER? YEAH? 211 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,159 I'M NAT. WE MET YESTERDAY 212 00:08:52,179 --> 00:08:53,220 DURING YOUR ORIENTATION. 213 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,019 I'M AN INTERN HERE IN THE FIRST LADY'S OFFICE. 214 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:59,179 OR I WAS UNTIL MRS. BARTLET FIRED MY BOSS AND HIRED YOU. YEAH, OKAY. 215 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,120 WELL, YOU CAN STAY. LET'S SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT. 216 00:09:02,139 --> 00:09:03,149 YEAH. NAT? 217 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:04,210 OKAY. 218 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:07,000 AND MRS. BARTLET'S WAITING TO SEE YOU. NOW? 219 00:09:07,019 --> 00:09:08,210 YEAH. OKAY, THAT'S THE KIND OF THING 220 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,110 YOU WANT TO TELL ME FIRST. 221 00:09:10,129 --> 00:09:11,190 MRS. BARTLET. GOOD MORNING. 222 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:13,029 I'M SORRY, MA'AM. THANK YOU. 223 00:09:13,049 --> 00:09:14,090 WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 224 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:16,149 I DON'T KNOW. I'M SURE IT'S... 225 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:19,210 GOOD MORNING. 226 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:21,179 RELAX. OKAY. 227 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,159 THIS IS EASY. WHAT'S EASY? 228 00:09:23,179 --> 00:09:26,070 WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 229 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:27,230 I'M SAYING IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY 230 00:09:28,009 --> 00:09:30,100 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL OVERWHELMED BY THIS. 231 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,190 THE FOREIGN OPS BILL CAME OUT OF MARK-UP LATE LAST NIGHT. 232 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:35,110 SENATOR BANGERT, CLANCY BANGERT 233 00:09:35,129 --> 00:09:37,210 ADDED AN AMENDMENT-- THE GLOBAL GAG RULE. 234 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:39,230 I'D LIKE YOU TO GET THE STAFF TOGETHER 235 00:09:40,009 --> 00:09:41,179 AND START COMING UP WITH A WAY 236 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,070 THIS OFFICE CAN INFLUENCE THE PRESIDENT 237 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:45,220 TO LET CONGRESS KNOW THAT HE'D VETO THE BILL 238 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,059 WITH THAT AMENDMENT ATTACHED. 239 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,179 THE PRESIDENT WOULD WANT TO HEAR... 240 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,159 HE'D WANT TO HEAR FROM SENIOR STAFF. 241 00:09:50,179 --> 00:09:53,129 YOU WANT ME TO GET THE PRESIDENT TO DECLARE HIS INTENTION 242 00:09:53,149 --> 00:09:55,169 TO VETO HIS OWN BILL? YEAH. 243 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:57,159 NO, IT'S NOT THAT EASY, 244 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:01,090 BUT WE'RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY. 245 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:03,179 YES, MA'AM. START LOBBYING. 246 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,149 YES. THANK YOU. 247 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,120 THANK YOU, MA'AM. 248 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:09,019 Will: GOOD MORNING, MA'AM. GOOD MORNING. 249 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:10,149 A GLACIER HAS MELTED IN ALASKA. 250 00:10:10,169 --> 00:10:13,059 ARE YOU A LITTLE FREAKED ABOUT THAT, TOO, MA'AM? NO. 251 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,049 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I WAS. OKAY. 252 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:17,049 AMY, WE HAVE A PROBLEM FOR YOUR OFFICE. 253 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,100 NO, YOU CAN'T, 'CAUSE IT'S MY FIRST DAY 254 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,159 AND ALREADY MRS. BARTLET HAS ME OVERTHROWING THE GOVERNMENT. 255 00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:24,120 THE LEGITIMACY OF HER MEMBERSHIP IN THE DAR IS BEING QUESTIONED 256 00:10:24,139 --> 00:10:27,090 BECAUSE THE QUALIFYING RELATIVE WAS A PIRATE. A PIRATE? 257 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,139 A PIRATE, A PIRATE. OH, YES, A PIRATE. 258 00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:31,090 A PRIVATEER, ACTUALLY. 259 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:33,000 ISN'T THAT JUST A HIRED PIRATE? 260 00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:34,169 YEAH. ANYWAY, HELENA HODWORTH 261 00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:36,029 HOOTER-TOOTER OF BRAINTREEE 262 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:38,070 WANTS TO ORGANIZE A BOYCOTT OF THE RECEPTION 263 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:40,039 AND, WELL, THERE IT IS. 264 00:10:40,059 --> 00:10:43,000 YES, MRS. BARTLET DESCENDS FROM QUITE THE MURDEROUS BAND OF RUFFIANS 265 00:10:43,019 --> 00:10:45,220 AND HER MEMBERSHIP IN THE DAR IS SUSPECT ON THOSE GROUNDS, 266 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,220 OR SO BELIEVES THE BOSTON GLOBE. 267 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,029 YOUR PICTURE FRAMES FELL. 268 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,139 YEAH, THEY DID, WILLY. 269 00:10:56,009 --> 00:10:57,049 Ganz: TOBY. 270 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,080 BURT. STOPPED IN TO SAY HELLO. 271 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:02,159 YOU WERE IN THE BUILDING? THEY HAD US MEETING ABOUT TESTIMONY TOMORROW. 272 00:11:02,179 --> 00:11:05,049 I'M TESTIFYING TO HOUSE RESOURCES ON POLLUTER PAYS. 273 00:11:05,070 --> 00:11:07,049 THIS IS DON NOVAK, THE LAWYER FROM KIERNEY-PASSAIC. 274 00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:10,129 DON, THIS IS ONE OF MY FIRST ROOMMATES, TOBY ZIEGLER. 275 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:12,149 DON NOVAK. GOOD TO MEET YOU. 276 00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:15,059 YOU'RE WORKING FOR KIERNEY-PASSAIC? 277 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,220 WE DON'T MAKE CHEMICALS, TOBY. 278 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,059 WE MAKE IDEAS. UH-HUH. BUT WHAT DO YOU SELL? 279 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,059 CHEMICALS. AND YOU'RE TESTIFYING ON POLLUTER PAYS? 280 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,059 YEAH. ON BEHALF OF NATURE? 281 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,190 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DEMONIZE COMPANIES THAT CREATE JOBS. 282 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:27,039 ( chuckles ) 283 00:11:27,059 --> 00:11:29,019 "YOU DEMONIZE COMPANIES THAT CREATE..." 284 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:30,080 YOU THINK TAXPAYERS 285 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,019 SHOULD PAY TO CLEAN UP POLLUTION INSTEAD...? 286 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,110 A LITTLE BIT, YES. A MODEST AMOUNT OF POLLUTION 287 00:11:34,129 --> 00:11:36,059 IS AN INEVITABLE COST OF ANY BUSINESS. 288 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,070 CHEMICAL COMPANIES ARE GOOD CORPORATE CITIZENS. 289 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,129 THAT'S NICE TO KNOW. 290 00:11:39,149 --> 00:11:41,019 BUT TOMORROW WE'VE GOT 15 SCIENTISTS 291 00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:43,049 WHO AREN'T ON INDUSTRY PAYROLL, AND YOU'LL HAVE... 292 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,139 THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITY, ACTUALLY. 293 00:11:45,159 --> 00:11:47,110 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S GOT TO HELP. 294 00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:48,159 IT DOES. 295 00:11:48,179 --> 00:11:50,190 JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. GOOD LUCK TOMORROW. 296 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,210 NICE MEETING YOU. YEAH. 297 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,190 I FORGOT TO ASK ABOUT HIS KIDS. HUH? 298 00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:00,149 HIS WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS. 299 00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:02,159 NOT HIS-- HIS EX-WIFE, ACTUALLY. 300 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:06,120 I DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK I WAS BEING RUDE. HANG ON A SECOND. 301 00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:08,059 EXCUSE ME. 302 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,169 YEAH? 303 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:12,120 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF ANDY. 304 00:12:12,139 --> 00:12:15,059 COULD YOU TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND LOOK FOR A PICTURE? 305 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,149 WHAT? TOBY, PLEASE, TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND LOOK FOR A PICTURE. 306 00:12:18,169 --> 00:12:21,029 KIERNEY-PASSAIC'S BEEN LYING FOR THREE YEARS. 307 00:12:21,049 --> 00:12:24,210 I NEED PROTECTION UNDER FEDERAL WHISTLE-BLOWER LAWS. 308 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:37,070 THAT'S NICE. 309 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,169 OH, SHE LOOKS GREAT THERE. 310 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,080 IS THAT FROM CHRISTMAS? YEAH. 311 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,179 WHEN ARE THE TWINS DUE? BURT, ARE YOU DEFECTING? 312 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,169 YEAH. THEY'RE DUE IN MAY. 313 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,169 IT'S A BOY AND A GIRL. 314 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:49,159 WE CAN'T DECIDE ON NAMES. 315 00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:54,039 SHE LIKES REBECCA OR SOPHIE FOR GIRLS. 316 00:12:54,059 --> 00:12:57,070 I LIKE SOPHIE, TOO, BUT I THINK 317 00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:59,159 A LOT OF KIDS ARE NAMED SOPHIE NOW. 318 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:03,019 I LIKE REBECCA, BUT I ALSO LIKE MILLICENT 319 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:05,129 WHICH SHE DOESN'T LIKE AT ALL 320 00:13:05,149 --> 00:13:08,200 AND WE'RE NOWHERE WITH BOYS NAMES. 321 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,120 BUT THEY SAY IT COMES TO YOU... 322 00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:14,009 WE'VE STILL GOT A LITTLE TIME, WE'RE STILL WORKING ON IT... 323 00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,019 Josh: WHAT'S GOING ON? 324 00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:21,009 Toby: HANG ON. 325 00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:22,080 WHAT'S GOING ON? COOL OUT. 326 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,090 I GOT A CALL THAT SAID... COOL OUT. 327 00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:26,110 WHO ARE THOSE TWO GUYS TALKING IN THE... 328 00:13:26,129 --> 00:13:28,179 Toby: WOULD YOU COOL OUT? 329 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,049 ( sighs ) 330 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,070 OKAY. 331 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,169 IT'S OKAY? I TOLD HIM... 332 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:37,080 THIS IS...? THIS IS JOSH LYMAN, IT'S OKAY. 333 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:41,139 I TOLD HIM WE WERE GOING TO GET SOME COFFEE, CATCH UP. THIS IS BURT GANZ. 334 00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:43,019 BURT'S THE... WHAT'S YOUR TITLE, BURT? 335 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,110 DIRECTOR OF SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH AT KIERNEY-PASSAIC. 336 00:13:45,129 --> 00:13:47,159 HE'S TESTIFYING TOMORROW ON POLLUTER PAYS. 337 00:13:47,179 --> 00:13:50,139 I'VE, I'VE READ YOUR TESTIMONY. YEAH, BUT... 338 00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:52,049 HIS TESTIMONY'S BEEN WRITTEN ALREADY. 339 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,059 IT WAS. 340 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,059 AND IT SAYS? 341 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,139 POLLUTER PAYS IS UNFAIR AND UNREASONABLE, 342 00:13:57,159 --> 00:13:59,179 THAT OUR TECHNOLOGY AND PROCESS IS AS SAFE 343 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,070 AS IS PRACTICABLY POSSIBLE, 344 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,070 AND THAT EVEN AN ASSURANCE BOND IS RIDICULOUS 345 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:06,120 'CAUSE THERE'S NO EVIDENCE WE'RE CAUSING ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE. 346 00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:09,080 SO WE JUST SAVED THE COMMITTEE A LOT OF TIME. 347 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,049 HE WANTS TO CHANGE HIS TESTIMONY. 348 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:13,009 TO WHAT? 349 00:14:13,029 --> 00:14:15,190 KIERNEY-PASSAIC HAS BEEN CONCEALING FROM THE EPA 350 00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:17,019 AND LOCAL HEALTH OFFICIALS 351 00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:19,059 THE AMOUNT OF HIGHLY CARCINOGENIC TOXINS 352 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,120 AT THREE OF OUR WASTE DISPOSAL SITES. 353 00:14:24,059 --> 00:14:26,019 YOU HAVE? YES. 354 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,039 WHAT IS THE AMOUNT? 355 00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:29,080 LOTS. 356 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,210 LOTS? YES. 357 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:33,179 SO KIERNEY-PASSAIC HAS NOT BEEN DAMAGING THE ENVIRONMENT 358 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,059 QUITE SO MUCH AS THEY'VE BEEN... 359 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:39,000 CAUSING CANCER. I HAVE DOCUMENTATION. 360 00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:41,230 STAY HERE AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE TILL I CALL. 361 00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:43,100 WHO KNOWS HE'S HERE? 362 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,179 A LAWYER FROM K.P. 363 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,179 WAIT TILL I CALL. 364 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,029 JOSH, AMY GARDNER WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. OKAY. 365 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:51,129 Amy: HI. 366 00:14:51,149 --> 00:14:53,149 Josh: IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY. YES. 367 00:14:53,169 --> 00:14:56,100 IS IT TRUE THAT EVERYTHING FELL OFF YOUR WALL? 368 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,210 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 369 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,149 I'M EVERYWHERE. 370 00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:01,100 OH, I'VE BEEN ORIENTATING MYSELF 371 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,120 FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS, SO I'M FINE. 372 00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:05,110 OKAY, BUT I DON'T THINK ORIENTATING'S A WORD. 373 00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:08,220 DO YOU HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT? YES. CAN I SEE YOU IN YOUR OFFICE? 374 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,159 DONNA, I NEED TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE 375 00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:13,100 FROM THE COUNSEL'S OFFICE. YEAH. 376 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,190 CLANCY BANGERT ATTACHED... 377 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:16,210 ATTACHED A GLOBAL GAG RULE TO FOREIGN OPS. 378 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:19,100 YES. AND THE FIRST LADY'S FERSHNICKED. 379 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,210 SHE'S WHAT? FERSHNICKED. 380 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:22,230 WELL, SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE. YOU, TOO? 381 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,000 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE 62% OF US 382 00:15:25,019 --> 00:15:26,139 WHO SUPPORT A WOMAN'S RIGHT... 57%. 383 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,120 KAISER SAYS 62. AND I'M ONE OF THEM. 384 00:15:28,139 --> 00:15:32,120 THIS IS A HUGE STEP FORWARD FOR THE OTHER 38. YOU THINK I LIKE IT? 385 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:36,039 NO, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM. I DO NOT. 386 00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:37,159 THE PRESIDENT SHOULD MAKE IT CLEAR 387 00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:39,169 HE'LL VETO FOREIGN OPS WITH THE GAG AMENDMENT. 388 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,139 HE SHOULD VETO HIS OWN BILL? NO. 389 00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:43,009 HE SHOULD THREATEN TO VETO. 390 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,009 IF HE DOES, THEN HE HAS TO VETO. 391 00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:47,090 I'M SAYING WITH THE THREAT, THE MORE MODERATE SENATORS 392 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,049 WILL INSIST THE ATTACHMENT BE TAKEN OFF. 393 00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:51,080 YEAH, BUT IF AMY'S PLAN DOESN'T WORK, 394 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,120 HE'S GOT TO VETO FOREIGN OPS AFTER NOT ONE, TWO, 395 00:15:54,139 --> 00:15:56,039 BUT THREE CONTINUING RESOLUTIONS. 396 00:15:56,059 --> 00:15:57,230 WE NEED A WIN, AND 230 MILLION 397 00:15:58,009 --> 00:16:02,009 PEOPLE OVERSEAS NEED A SANDWICH, SO WE CAN'T VETO FOREIGN OPS. 398 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,080 DONNA? WHAT CAN WE DO? 399 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,009 WHAT? WHAT CAN WE DO? 400 00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:08,049 THEY'VE TRIED TO ATTACH IT TO EVERYTHING IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS, 401 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:10,129 WE'VE BEATEN THEM BACK EVERY TIME WITH EXECUTIVE ORDERS, 402 00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:13,190 BUT THIS ONE'S GONNA BE LAW AND WE HAVE TO EAT IT. 403 00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:15,070 OKAY. 404 00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:17,100 WHY DID YOUR STUFF FALL OFF THE WALL? 405 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,110 Amy: WELL... I DON'T KNOW. 406 00:16:19,129 --> 00:16:21,190 THANKS. 407 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,029 DONNA. YEAH. 408 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,110 DID YOU GET ME IN WITH THE COUNSEL'S OFFICE? 409 00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:27,120 THEY'RE ALL IN A MEETING TILL AFTER LUNCH. 410 00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:29,049 ALRIGHT, AFTER LUNCH, THEN? YEAH. 411 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:32,129 YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANTED TO GO TO THE DAR RECEPTION TONIGHT? 412 00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:34,129 I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THE RECEPTION. 413 00:16:34,149 --> 00:16:37,049 WELL, YOU'RE GOING, SECRET SERVICE NEEDS US TO BABY-SIT SOMEONE. 414 00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:40,159 ONE OF THE DAUGHTERS OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION IS ALSO THE DAUGHTER 415 00:16:40,179 --> 00:16:42,149 OF THE RANKING MEMBER OF HOUSE ARMED SERVICES. 416 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:47,080 SO SHE NEEDS TO BE SHADOWED? NOT HER. HER DATE, MATTHEW LAMBERT, 26, 417 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,230 WAS ARRESTED WHEN HE WAS 21 418 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,090 AND A SENIOR AT EMERSON. 419 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,080 HE WAS ARRESTED FOR SELLING DRUGS 420 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,019 AND FOUND GUILTY OF A FELONY, 421 00:16:54,039 --> 00:16:56,000 AND THE SECRET SERVICE WON'T LET HIM IN 422 00:16:56,019 --> 00:16:58,230 UNLESS HE'S WITH SOMEONE WHO'S CREDENTIALED. I JUST STAY WITH HIM? 423 00:16:59,009 --> 00:17:02,100 YEAH, AND HE WON'T KNOW WHY, SO BE COOL. HE WON'T KNOW WHY? 424 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,150 AFTER LUNCH WITH THE COUNSEL'S OFFICE? 425 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:06,019 CAN I TALK TO HIM? 426 00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:09,019 IF YOU WANT, BUT DON'T TELL HIM 427 00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,200 WE REGARD HIM AS A SECURITY RISK. 428 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,049 IT'S JUST INHOSPITABLE, YOU KNOW? YEAH. 429 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:15,180 Hendricks: SO FAR WE'VE EVACUATED 250 PEOPLE 430 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,190 BUT RESIDENTS ALONG THE SHORES OF THE LAKE 431 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,160 HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT TO REACH. WHY? 432 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:22,059 FOR ONE THING, MOST OF THEM DON'T HAVE ADDRESSES ANYMORE. 433 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:24,089 PAUL... AND FOR ANOTHER, THERE ARE HIGH WINDS 434 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,190 IN THE MORE EXPOSED AREAS RIGHT ON THE SHORE. 435 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:28,069 ALRIGHT, AND CANADA? 436 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,180 CANADA'S DELIVERING THE PAVEHAWKS INSIDE THE HOUR. 437 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:34,069 CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THIS HAPPENED? 438 00:17:34,089 --> 00:17:35,200 THIS IS AN ACT OF GOD? 439 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,029 Woman: NO. 440 00:17:37,049 --> 00:17:39,150 I'M SORRY? THIS IS HILLARY TOOBIN. 441 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:42,079 SHE'S A HYDROCLIMATOLOGIST WITH THE USGS. 442 00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:44,019 WHAT'S A HYDROCLIMATOLOGIST? 443 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:46,190 AN EXPERT IN WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY. 444 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:48,069 MEAN TEMPERATURES IN ALASKA 445 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:51,099 HAVE RISEN SEVEN DEGREES IN THE LAST 30 YEARS. 446 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:52,230 THAT'S INSANE. 447 00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:55,180 THE TEMPERATURE HIKE HAS CAUSED GLACIERS TO SHRINK 448 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,039 AND GO BACKWARD, 449 00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:59,190 LEAVING LAKES OF MELTED GLACIER-WATER IN THEIR WAKE. 450 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,109 A SHIFT IN THESE COLLAPSING GLACIERS 451 00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,059 PUTS PRESSURE ON THE LAKES, 452 00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:07,029 FORCING THEM TO OVERFLOW THEIR NATURAL LIMITS AND KILLING 453 00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:10,049 THIS MORNING 14 PEOPLE, NOT SPOTTED OWLS. 454 00:18:10,069 --> 00:18:12,160 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE DEATHS THIS MORNING 455 00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:14,230 ARE THE FIRST FATALITIES OF GLOBAL WARMING? 456 00:18:15,009 --> 00:18:17,079 THEY'RE DEFINITELY GLOBAL WARMING FATALITIES, 457 00:18:17,099 --> 00:18:19,109 BUT I DOUBT THAT THEY'RE THE FIRST. 458 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,039 OKAY. 459 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,220 CAN YOU STAY AROUND FOR A WHILE? 460 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,079 YEAH. 461 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,079 Amy: MRS. BARTLET. 462 00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:32,210 HI. YOU KNOW, THE STUFF FELL OFF THE WALL AGAIN. 463 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:35,000 DID IT? YEAH. I THINK SOME OF THE GUYS 464 00:18:35,019 --> 00:18:38,119 MIGHT BE HAVING FUN WITH YOU ON YOUR FIRST DAY. THEY'RE SUCH RASCALS. 465 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:41,109 I'M JUST COMING FROM SEEING JOSH. AND? 466 00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:44,119 WELL, HIS POINT-- AND IT'S REASONABLE, I THINK-- 467 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,059 IS THAT THE PRESIDENT CAN'T THREATEN TO DO 468 00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:49,000 WHAT HE'S NOT PREPARED TO DO. 469 00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:50,170 I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT AN EMPTY THREAT. 470 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:53,089 HE'S NOT GONNA VETO HIS OWN FOREIGN OPS PROPOSAL. 471 00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:55,170 IT'S NOT HIS, IT'S THE SENATE'S. IT'S HIS. 472 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,059 WITH THIS ATTACHED? 473 00:18:57,079 --> 00:18:59,170 IT'S $18 BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF APPROPRIATIONS. 474 00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:02,170 IT'S 950 MILLION FOR CHILD SURVIVAL, 475 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:05,160 140 MILLION FOR INFECTIOUS DISEASES. 476 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,109 THE WHITE HOUSE WILL HAVE TO NEGOTIATE 477 00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:09,049 ANOTHER AID PACKAGE A YEAR FROM NOW. 478 00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:12,000 LET'S GEAR UP FOR THAT WHEN I'VE BEEN FOR A YEAR 479 00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:14,150 INSTEAD OF THE FIVE HOURS I'VE BEEN ON THE JOB. 480 00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,009 SHOULD I GET SOMEONE ELSE? 481 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,109 OF COURSE NOT, MA'AM, THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS SAYING. 482 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:23,009 WHAT RIGHT DO WE HAVE TO RESTRICT ANYTHING ANYONE SAYS ANYWHERE, 483 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,210 MUCH LESS WHAT A DOCTOR CAN SAY TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A DOCTOR? 484 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:29,029 THAT'S RIGHT. 485 00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:31,119 MY HUSBAND IS ONE OF THE MOST LIBERAL PRESIDENTS 486 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:34,019 THIS COUNTRY IS LIKELY TO SEE FOR A WHILE. 487 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,049 I DON'T HAVE THAT MANY NEXT YEARS LEFT. 488 00:19:36,069 --> 00:19:38,009 I THINK YOU'RE WRONG THERE, BUT... 489 00:19:38,029 --> 00:19:39,119 LET'S GET BACK TO IT. 490 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:40,150 YES, MA'AM. 491 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,009 ( door opens ) 492 00:20:01,009 --> 00:20:02,069 Will: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 493 00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:03,170 Charlie: YOU MEAN IN ALASKA? 494 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,210 I MEANT IN GENERAL. 495 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:06,039 HANG ON. 496 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,180 I GOT A DEAR JOHN LETTER FROM ZOEY. 497 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,210 SHE'S BREAKING UP WITH ME AGAIN. 498 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:13,069 AN E-MAIL. 499 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,099 IT'S A DEAR JOHN E-MAIL FROM MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 500 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:18,089 THIS IS GOING TO BE A HIGH SELF-IMAGE DAY FOR ME. 501 00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:19,210 WHY IS SHE BREAKING UP AGAIN? 502 00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:21,089 I MAKE JEAN PAUL UNCOMFORTABLE. 503 00:20:21,109 --> 00:20:22,119 THEY'VE HAD A TALK. 504 00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:23,230 SO IT'S REALLY YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND 505 00:20:24,009 --> 00:20:26,190 ON BEHALF OF HER NEW BOYFRIEND WHO SENT YOU THAT E-MAIL. 506 00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:29,029 YEAH, THAT MAKES IT BETTER. WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON? 507 00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:31,180 ZOEY'S BEING INDUCTED INTO THE DAR AND THERE'S A RECEPTION. 508 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,059 AND JEAN PAUL THINKS IT'S UNNATURAL. 509 00:20:33,079 --> 00:20:35,210 AND HE'S THE SON OF A COUNT. OH, WHO ISN'T? 510 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,170 YOU GOING TO TAKE THIS LYING DOWN? 511 00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:39,230 NO, I'LL BE STANDING UP. I'M SERIOUS. 512 00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:41,059 WHAT OTHER WAY IS THERE? 513 00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:42,140 BELLIGERENTLY. BELLIGERENTLY? 514 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,019 I'D SAY "NO" RESPECTFULLY. 515 00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:45,150 YOU'D SAY "NO"? RESPECTFULLY. 516 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,230 WHAT WOULD THAT SOUND LIKE? 517 00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:48,039 "ZOEY, YOU SAY JEAN PAUL 518 00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:49,119 "IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP 519 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:51,069 "AND HE'D PREFER I NOT BE AROUND. 520 00:20:51,089 --> 00:20:52,150 AND I RESPECTFULLY SAY 'NO.'" 521 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:54,039 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? SURE. 522 00:20:54,059 --> 00:20:55,220 DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW? NO. 523 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,029 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD ONE? ABOUT NINE MONTHS AGO. 524 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,029 HOW LONG DID IT LAST? COUPLE OF DAYS. 525 00:21:01,049 --> 00:21:04,069 BUT SHE WAS PSYCHO. SO WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME RELATIONSHIP HELP? 526 00:21:04,089 --> 00:21:07,109 'CAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T GET A DEAR JOHN E-MAIL 527 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,200 FROM HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BOYFRIEND. 528 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,099 GOD, THAT'S REALLY TRUE, ISN'T IT? 529 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:11,160 WILL. EXCUSE ME. 530 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:13,039 SHE'S COMING RIGHT NOW. 531 00:21:13,059 --> 00:21:15,210 I GOT A MESSAGE SAYING I SHOULD MEET YOU BOTH HERE. 532 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:18,079 YES, WE THINK WE'VE SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM. WHICH PROBLEM? 533 00:21:18,099 --> 00:21:20,000 MARION COTESWORTH-HAYE OF MARBLEHEAD. 534 00:21:20,019 --> 00:21:22,180 WHO'S ORGANIZING A BOYCOTT OF THE RECEPTION? 535 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,180 YES. 536 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,059 HOW BIG A PROBLEM IS IT? 537 00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:27,200 NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL, 'CAUSE WE HAVE HER HERE. 538 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,079 HERE? HERE IN THE MURAL ROOM. 539 00:21:29,099 --> 00:21:30,220 I THOUGHT SHE LIVES IN MARBLEHEAD. 540 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,109 TURNS OUT SHE CAME TO WASHINGTON. 541 00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:33,170 TO BOYCOTT THE RECEPTION? 542 00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:35,130 JUST GO IN AND TALK IT THROUGH 543 00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:37,130 AND IF YOU FEEL IT ISN'T WORKING, 544 00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:42,009 TELL HER THE FIRST LADY WANTS TO GIVE HER AN AWARD TONIGHT. I MAKE UP AN AWARD? 545 00:21:42,029 --> 00:21:44,069 AM I BEING HAZED? IS THIS A HAZING? 546 00:21:44,089 --> 00:21:46,210 'CAUSE I'LL GO ALONG, BUT I HAVE TO SEE JOSH... 547 00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:48,210 IT'S NOT A HAZING. THEY DON'T DO THAT. 548 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:51,200 EXCEPT, YES, YOU PUT OLIVES IN MY JACKET AGAIN. 549 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:54,039 I DID, I DID PUT OLIVES IN HIS JACKET, 550 00:21:54,059 --> 00:21:55,210 BUT THIS IS ON THE LEVEL. 551 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,029 OKAY. 552 00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,140 HANG ON. 553 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,089 WHAT? I GOT TO MAKE SURE I DON'T LAUGH. 554 00:22:02,109 --> 00:22:05,099 OH, GOD. IT'S A FUNNY NAME. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 555 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,150 HANG ON. 556 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:09,000 OKAY. 557 00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:12,210 MR. THOMAS? 558 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,049 YES. I'M C.J. CREGG. 559 00:22:14,069 --> 00:22:16,130 MY ASSISTANT SPOKE TO YOU ON THE PHONE. YES. 560 00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:18,039 MRS. COTESWORTH-HAYE, I'M C.J. CREGG. 561 00:22:18,059 --> 00:22:19,230 I'M THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY. 562 00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:22,000 THIS IS WILL BAILEY, OUR DEPUTY COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR 563 00:22:22,019 --> 00:22:25,079 AND THIS IS AMELIA GARDNER, WHO'S THE FIRST LADY'S CHIEF OF STAFF. 564 00:22:25,099 --> 00:22:27,099 AND THIS IS HER FIRST DAY. 565 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,019 WE'RE SO HAPPY THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO COME OVER 566 00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:31,119 SO WE COULD TALK THIS THROUGH. 567 00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:33,140 ( loudly ): I'M MARION COTESWORTH-HAYE. 568 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,119 ( laughs ) 569 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:38,029 I'M SORRY. 570 00:22:38,049 --> 00:22:41,150 I WAS... I WAS THINKING OF THIS THING FROM... 571 00:22:41,170 --> 00:22:43,200 ( snorts ) THIS THING THAT JUST HAPPENED... 572 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,190 WITH THE DEFICIT. ( laughs ) 573 00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:49,029 I'M SORRY. OH, GOD. 574 00:22:49,049 --> 00:22:51,029 EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. 575 00:22:54,130 --> 00:22:55,230 IS THIS A HAZING? 576 00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:57,140 I SWEAR IT'S NOT A HAZING. 577 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,190 IT'S REAL. IT'S REAL. 578 00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:01,160 I JUST LAUGHED 'CAUSE OF THE NAME. 579 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,059 YOU GOT TO FIX IT. 580 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,150 MA'AM... 581 00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:09,099 THIS IS MY SECRETARY, MR. THOMAS. 582 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:10,130 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 583 00:23:10,150 --> 00:23:12,130 MA'AM, THE FIRST LADY 584 00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:13,180 WAS SADDENED TO SEE 585 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,109 THAT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO BE 586 00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:17,069 ATTENDING THE RECEPTION TONIGHT. 587 00:23:17,089 --> 00:23:18,190 SHE WAS SADDENED? 588 00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:20,140 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ABIGAIL. 589 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,000 WELL, THE PROBLEM IS, 590 00:23:22,019 --> 00:23:24,069 AND YOU WEREN'T TO BE TOLD BEFOREHAND, 591 00:23:24,089 --> 00:23:27,230 BUT MRS. BARTLET, DURING THE PRESENTATION OF HONORS THIS EVENING, 592 00:23:28,009 --> 00:23:30,220 WAS TO PERSONALLY PRESENT YOU WITH AN AWARD. 593 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,029 I HADN'T HEARD ABOUT THIS. 594 00:23:33,049 --> 00:23:35,049 SHE LIKES TO KEEP IT A SURPRISE. 595 00:23:35,069 --> 00:23:37,130 FOR THE FACES, THE SURPRISE. 596 00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:40,180 MAY I ASK WHAT THE AWARD IS FOR? 597 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,119 IT'S FOR YOUR MANY YEARS OF SERVICE. 598 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:45,099 IS THIS THE LIBERTY AWARD? 599 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,009 NO. 600 00:23:48,109 --> 00:23:49,230 IT'S A KEY. 601 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,039 FRANCIS SCOTT KEY. 602 00:23:53,059 --> 00:23:55,019 IT'S THE FRANCIS SCOTT KEY KEY. 603 00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:57,039 WELL, THAT IS A DIFFERENT FOX HUNT 604 00:23:57,059 --> 00:23:58,160 ALTOGETHER, ISN'T IT? 605 00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:00,059 YES. YOU'LL BE THERE? 606 00:24:00,079 --> 00:24:02,200 I WILL STRONGLY CONSIDER IT, YES. 607 00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:04,029 THANK YOU. 608 00:24:04,049 --> 00:24:05,119 THANK YOU. 609 00:24:06,099 --> 00:24:08,079 THANK YOU. 610 00:24:08,099 --> 00:24:10,029 THANK YOU. 611 00:24:15,049 --> 00:24:16,069 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? 612 00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:18,039 I DIDN'T HAVE MY GAME FACE ON. 613 00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:20,039 ANYWAY, PROBLEM SOLVED. EXCUSE ME. 614 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,190 JOSH. EXCUSE ME. 615 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,019 HEY, IS IT TRUE YOUR OFFICE DOOR FELL DOWN? 616 00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:25,210 YEAH. I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU DID THAT. 617 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:28,079 HOW'D YOU GET THE STUFF TO FALL OFF THE WALL? 618 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:30,180 THE GUYS FROM ARMY COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE, I DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. 619 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,049 I WAS WONDERING... HANG ON. 620 00:24:32,069 --> 00:24:33,059 WHY? 621 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:34,130 IT'S A PUBLIC LOBBY. 622 00:24:34,150 --> 00:24:36,140 I DON'T KNOW LAUNCH SEQUENCES. 623 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,220 ( chuckles ) 624 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,190 SHE REALLY DOESN'T. SO EVERYTHING'S FINE. 625 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:42,190 WOULD YOU CONSIDER HAVING THE SENIOR STAFF 626 00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:45,000 WRITE A STATEMENT OF ADMINISTRATIVE POLICY? 627 00:24:45,019 --> 00:24:47,009 WE WRITE SAPS ALL THE TIME. SAYING WHAT? 628 00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:50,029 SAYING THAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD VETO A FOREIGN OPS BILL 629 00:24:50,049 --> 00:24:52,089 IF IT COMES TO HIM WITH A GAG RULE. 630 00:24:52,109 --> 00:24:54,230 HE'S NOT GOING TO VETO FOREIGN OPS. THREATEN TO VETO. 631 00:24:55,009 --> 00:24:57,140 HE'S NOT GOING TO THREATEN... NOT THE PRESIDENT, THE STAFF. 632 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,140 THE STAFF WRITES AN SAP WHICH IS PUBLIC. 633 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,049 MAYBE IT GETS ENOUGH MODERATE REPUBLICANS... 634 00:25:01,069 --> 00:25:02,230 I DON'T THINK IT WILL. IT MIGHT. 635 00:25:03,009 --> 00:25:05,130 BUT IF IT DOESN'T? IT DOESN'T AND HE SIGNS IT. 636 00:25:05,150 --> 00:25:07,220 THEN WE LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF EMPTY SHIRTS. 637 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,009 WHO? SENIOR STAFF. 638 00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,140 THAT'S VANITY. NO, IT IS NOT. 639 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,170 I'M AT MY MOST EFFECTIVE FOR THIS COUNTRY 640 00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:14,059 WHEN LAWMAKERS ARE UNDER THE IMPRESSION 641 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:15,220 THAT I HAVE INFLUENCE WITH THE PRESIDENT. 642 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,039 AND SO'S LEO, SO'S TOBY, SO'S C.J., SO'S THE VICE PRESIDENT. 643 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,180 WE'RE NOT GIVING BACK ROE. 644 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,180 WE'LL SWALLOW IT ON FOREIGN OPS, THAT'S ALL. 645 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,000 IT'S A GOOD PACKAGE, AND I'M CELEBRATING TONIGHT. 646 00:25:25,019 --> 00:25:26,200 WITH THE DAUGHTERS OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION? 647 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,150 THE DAUGHTERS OF ANY REVOLUTION WILL DO. 648 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:31,119 I'M NOT GOING TO ASK FOR AN SAP ON A VETO, 649 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:33,009 BUT I DON'T MIND AT ALL 650 00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:36,140 IF YOU GO OVER MY HEAD AND ASK LEO TO CALL FOR IT. 651 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,230 THANK YOU. 652 00:25:40,089 --> 00:25:42,049 IT'S OKAY TO TELL MRS. BARTLET 653 00:25:42,069 --> 00:25:44,049 YOU DISAGREE WITH HER, YOU KNOW. 654 00:25:44,069 --> 00:25:46,170 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DISAGREE WITH HER? 655 00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:49,089 I KNOW EVERYTHING. 656 00:25:49,109 --> 00:25:51,170 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 657 00:25:55,109 --> 00:25:56,210 IT'S NOT LYING, BUT THE INFORMATION GETS HIDDEN 658 00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:59,029 IN SOIL SAMPLE REPORTS 659 00:25:59,049 --> 00:26:01,029 THAT ARE SUBMITTED TO THE EPA. 660 00:26:01,049 --> 00:26:02,099 WHAT'S AN ACCEPTABLE LEVEL? 661 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,170 OF CARCINOGENS? YEAH. 662 00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:04,230 Toby: WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 663 00:26:05,009 --> 00:26:06,119 IT DOESN'T, JUST CURIOUS. 664 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:08,119 WELL, ONE PART PER BILLION IS UNACCEPTABLE. 665 00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:09,190 WHAT OUR ENGINEERS DO 666 00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:10,230 IS RAISE THE MDLS. 667 00:26:11,009 --> 00:26:12,069 METHOD DETECTION LEVELS? 668 00:26:12,089 --> 00:26:14,049 YEAH, TO A HUNDRED PPB. INTERESTING. 669 00:26:14,069 --> 00:26:15,190 MIKE? YEAH? 670 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:18,069 YOU WANTED TO BECOME A SCIENTIST, BUT YOU DIDN'T. 671 00:26:18,089 --> 00:26:21,140 YOU BECAME A LAWYER AND GOT A JOB IN THE COUNSEL'S OFFICE. 672 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,190 SO LET'S DO THAT NOW. 673 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:24,140 I DID MY UNDERGRAD IN CHEMICAL ENGINEERING. 674 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,049 I WAS GOOD, AND THEN I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL. 675 00:26:27,069 --> 00:26:28,190 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 676 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:30,180 ( chuckles ) CAN WE GET ON WITH IT? 677 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,039 HOUSE RESOURCES 678 00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:34,069 IS HEARING TESTIMONY ON THE POLLUTER PAYS BILL. 679 00:26:34,089 --> 00:26:36,170 IF WE CAN GET JUSTICE TO GRANT HIM IMMUNITY 680 00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:38,089 UNDER THE WHISTLE BLOWER STATUTE, 681 00:26:38,109 --> 00:26:39,119 HE CAN TESTIFY TOMORROW 682 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:41,029 THAT KIERNEY-PASSAIC HAS BEEN HIDING 683 00:26:41,049 --> 00:26:43,109 DANGEROUS LEVELS OF CANCER-CAUSING WHATEVER 684 00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:44,160 IN THE EPA REPORTS. 685 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:46,099 IT WILL DO TREMENDOUS GOOD FOR US 686 00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,079 IN TERMS OF WINNING THIS ONE. YEAH? TOBY? 687 00:26:49,099 --> 00:26:52,130 PLUS, WE RETARD KIERNEY-PASSAIC'S PROGRESS IN KILLING PEOPLE. 688 00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:55,000 JOSH IS RIGHT, THERE ARE SEVERAL POSITIVE OUTCOMES. 689 00:26:55,019 --> 00:26:57,130 MIKE, CAN HE GET WHISTLE BLOWER STATUS? 690 00:26:57,150 --> 00:26:59,000 I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS. 691 00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:00,140 WHY? 692 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,069 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ANTI-RETALIATION 693 00:27:02,089 --> 00:27:04,029 PROVISIONS OF THE FALSE CLAIM ACT. 694 00:27:04,049 --> 00:27:05,029 YES. 695 00:27:05,049 --> 00:27:07,170 THIS ENTITLES AN EMPLOYEE TO RELIEF 696 00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:09,009 WHO'S FIRED OR DEMOTED 697 00:27:09,029 --> 00:27:12,130 OR SUSPENDED OR IN ANY MANNER DISCRIMINATED AGAINST 698 00:27:12,150 --> 00:27:14,160 BECAUSE OF LAWFUL ACTS DONE BY THE EMPLOYEE 699 00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:17,009 ON BEHALF OF THE EMPLOYER. YES. 700 00:27:17,029 --> 00:27:18,130 BUT THESE ACTS WEREN'T LAWFUL. 701 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:21,079 HOW'S TESTIFYING IN FRONT OF HOUSE RESOURCES NOT LAWFUL? 702 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,180 NO, THAT'S LAWFUL. 703 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,019 BUT, BURT, HOW DID YOU BECOME AWARE 704 00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:28,140 THAT THE EPA DOCUMENTS WERE BEING FALSIFIED? 705 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,089 I'M THE SENIOR ENGINEER. 706 00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:31,190 YOU INITIALED THEM? YES. 707 00:27:31,210 --> 00:27:33,059 WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS 708 00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:35,039 THE WAY THE FEDERAL PROSECUTORS WILL. 709 00:27:35,059 --> 00:27:36,089 DID YOU KNOWINGLY 710 00:27:36,109 --> 00:27:38,099 AND PURPOSEFULLY SIGN FRAUDULENT DOCUMENTS 711 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:39,180 SUBMITTED TO FEDERAL AUTHORITIES? 712 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,160 WELL, IT'S NOT THAT THE DOCUMENTS WERE... 713 00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:43,039 OH, MY GOD. 714 00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:45,150 YEAH, HE DOESN'T NEED 37-30, 715 00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:48,140 HE NEEDS IMMUNITY FROM CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. 716 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,230 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE, HE BETTER GET IT. 717 00:27:51,009 --> 00:27:53,029 IF HE DOESN'T, HE DOESN'T TALK. 718 00:27:53,049 --> 00:27:55,109 YOU TWO WOULD BE COMPELLED TO NAME HIM 719 00:27:55,130 --> 00:27:57,200 AND RECOUNT EVERYTHING HE TOLD YOU WHEN SUBPOENAED 720 00:27:57,220 --> 00:28:01,000 BY THE U.S. ATTORNEY TO APPEAR BEFORE A FEDERAL GRAND JURY. 721 00:28:01,019 --> 00:28:03,200 WE'VE TO TURN HIM IN NOW? NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 722 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,230 BUT YOU'LL GO TO JAIL AS A CO-CONSPIRATOR. 723 00:28:06,009 --> 00:28:08,079 ALL I DID WAS GET UP IN THE MORNING. 724 00:28:08,099 --> 00:28:10,210 THEN I GOT A MESSAGE TO COME SEE YOU. 725 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,180 HOW COME HE KNOWS ABOUT THE RULE... 726 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,049 EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT THAT. 727 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:16,180 WAS SOMETHING ELSE ON YOUR MIND IN LAW SCHOOL, 728 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,220 WERE YOU DISTRACTED BY A BUMBLEBEE? MIKE. 729 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,089 BURT, WHY DON'T YOU COME SIT IN MY OFFICE 730 00:28:21,109 --> 00:28:22,230 WHILE WE CALL YOUR LAWYER. 731 00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:25,160 YEAH. 732 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:28,079 YOU HAVE A LAWYER? OF COURSE I HAVE A LAWYER. 733 00:28:28,099 --> 00:28:31,210 THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU COME TO MY OFFICE AND TELL ME... 734 00:28:31,230 --> 00:28:33,119 MIKE, LET'S GET HIM IMMUNITY. 735 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:35,069 WE'LL WAIT IN MY OFFICE. 736 00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:40,009 I CAN LEAVE MY COAT HERE? 737 00:28:40,029 --> 00:28:41,170 YEAH. 738 00:28:49,049 --> 00:28:51,200 YOU GOING TO THE DAR THING TONIGHT? 739 00:28:54,069 --> 00:28:56,150 IT'S NOT THAT I DIDN'T KNOW FEDERAL LAW... 740 00:28:56,170 --> 00:28:57,220 ( stammering ) 741 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,190 WE GOT IN A LITTLE DEEP BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO, 742 00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:03,059 YOU KNOW, SUMMON THAT... SHUT UP. 743 00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:04,190 OKAY. 744 00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,230 Abbey: I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE THREAT OF A VETO. 745 00:29:09,009 --> 00:29:10,069 Amy: NO, THEY UNDERSTOOD THAT. 746 00:29:10,089 --> 00:29:12,119 THEY? I TOOK IT TO LEO MCGARRY, TOO. 747 00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:14,019 DON'T LET JOSH FIND THAT OUT. 748 00:29:14,039 --> 00:29:15,039 NO, HE SUGGESTED IT. 749 00:29:15,059 --> 00:29:16,160 AND NOT EVEN. WE WEREN'T TALKING 750 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:19,119 ABOUT THE THREAT OF A VETO. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AN SAP. 751 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:22,039 BUT THOSE POLICY RECOMMENDATIONS ARE PUBLISHED BY THE OMB, 752 00:29:22,059 --> 00:29:25,150 WHICH MEANS THERE'D BE A RECORD OF THE PRESIDENT IGNORING... I DON'T CARE. 753 00:29:25,170 --> 00:29:28,150 IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEY DON'T HAVE THEIR ACT TOGETHER. 754 00:29:28,170 --> 00:29:29,210 THEY'RE EXPORTING RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE. 755 00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:31,119 THEY DON'T HAVE THEIR ACT TOGETHER. 756 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:33,150 ARE THEY PLAYING YOU? NO, MA'AM. 757 00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:35,150 LIKE THE DIPLOMAS FALLING OFF THE WALL? 758 00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:36,220 NO, MA'AM. 759 00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:41,130 THEY DIDN'T STUMP ME, MA'AM. 760 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:43,079 WE SIMPLY EXHAUSTED OUR OPTIONS, 761 00:29:43,099 --> 00:29:45,079 WHICH WAS FAIRLY PREDICTABLE. 762 00:29:45,099 --> 00:29:47,099 WHAT OPTIONS DID WE EXHAUST? 763 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:51,059 THE HHS SECRETARY, THE APPROPRIATIONS MANAGER. 764 00:29:51,079 --> 00:29:53,079 I SPOKE TO THE MINORITY LEADER'S OFFICE. 765 00:29:53,099 --> 00:29:56,160 SEVERAL SENATORS, ALL OF WHOM YOU'D CONSIDER CLOSE ALLIES. 766 00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:58,009 THE AMENDMENT'S GONNA HOLD. 767 00:29:58,029 --> 00:29:59,200 WOULD THIS STAFF CONSIDER RECOMMENDING 768 00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:01,130 ANOTHER AMENDMENT BE ATTACHED? 769 00:30:01,150 --> 00:30:02,190 SAYING WHAT? 770 00:30:02,210 --> 00:30:06,130 WE PUT CONDOMS IN EVERY CLASSROOM ROUND THE GLOBE. 771 00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:08,210 I DON'T THINK THE STAFF WOULD CONSIDER THAT, NO. 772 00:30:08,230 --> 00:30:11,140 OH. WHY? 'CAUSE IT WOULD KILL THE FOREIGN OPS BILL. 773 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,009 YOU TRIED TO KILL WELFARE REAUTHORIZATION BECAUSE YOU 774 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:15,119 DIDN'T LIKE MARRIAGE INCENTIVES. 775 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:17,180 WASN'T THAT CHOKING OFF MONEY TO THE POOR 776 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,049 TO CATER TO A WOMEN'S ISSUE? 777 00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:21,200 I HOPED IT WOULD CHANGE THE BILL BEFORE THE VOTE. 778 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:24,019 IN THIS CASE, I HAVE NO HOPE OF THAT. 779 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,170 WELL, THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK THERE. 780 00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:29,200 ( applause ) 781 00:30:31,109 --> 00:30:34,049 ( applause continues ) 782 00:30:34,069 --> 00:30:35,200 HELLO. GOOD EVENING. 783 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:37,190 HEY, JEAN PAUL, HOW YOU DOING? 784 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,230 I WAS TO MEET ZOEY BY THE CAR. 785 00:30:40,009 --> 00:30:41,069 IS IT HERE? 786 00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:44,000 WHAT? 787 00:30:44,019 --> 00:30:46,160 ZOEY AND I ARE ARRIVING SEPARATELY 788 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,180 AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO WALK IN ALONE 789 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,099 SO SHE TOLD ME TO MEET HER BY THE CAR. 790 00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:52,220 IS THAT HERE? 791 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,140 IS IT HERE? 792 00:30:55,059 --> 00:30:57,019 NO? 793 00:30:57,039 --> 00:31:00,009 IS THIS BY THE CAR? NO. 794 00:31:00,029 --> 00:31:02,170 THIS IS... 795 00:31:02,190 --> 00:31:04,059 WE'RE INSIDE. 796 00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:05,220 THIS IS A BUILDING. 797 00:31:08,049 --> 00:31:11,180 THERE ARE MANY ENTRANCES AND DRIVEWAYS 798 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,059 AND I THINK YOU KNOW I MEANT THAT. 799 00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:15,190 I SWEAR TO GOD, JEAN PAUL, 800 00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:18,190 I HAD NO UNGODLY IDEA WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. 801 00:31:23,019 --> 00:31:24,230 ZOEY BECOMES THE DAUGHTER 802 00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:26,230 OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION TONIGHT 803 00:31:27,009 --> 00:31:29,079 LIKE HER MOTHER AND HERS BEFORE. 804 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,190 YES. 805 00:31:31,210 --> 00:31:33,029 THEY THINK IT'S POSSIBLE 806 00:31:33,049 --> 00:31:36,000 I HAVE ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT FOR THE COLONIES. 807 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:39,190 WELL, THEY THINK IT'S POSSIBLE 808 00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:42,220 MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER'S THOMAS JEFFERSON, SO... 809 00:31:44,079 --> 00:31:45,190 IS THAT SO? 810 00:31:45,210 --> 00:31:47,109 YOU'RE STONED RIGHT NOW. 811 00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:51,019 THAT'S INCREDIBLY RISKY WHEN YOU'RE AROUND ZOEY. 812 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,069 IT'S UNBELIEVABLY STUPID. 813 00:31:53,089 --> 00:31:55,230 SO COULD YOU BE CAREFUL WITH THAT? 814 00:31:58,170 --> 00:32:02,029 COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE ZOEY MEANT ME TO MEET HER? 815 00:32:05,009 --> 00:32:06,160 THE ELLIPSE. 816 00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,150 THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE RECEIVING PEOPLE. 817 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:18,059 Donna: THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 818 00:32:18,079 --> 00:32:20,079 DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 819 00:32:20,099 --> 00:32:22,059 HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW HE'S BEING TAILED. 820 00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:25,000 THIS WASN'T ON LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY? IT MAY HAVE BEEN. 821 00:32:25,019 --> 00:32:26,230 I LOATHE YOU. OKAY. 822 00:32:29,170 --> 00:32:31,029 EXCUSE ME. 823 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,000 ARE YOU MATTHEW LAMBERT? 824 00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:34,210 YEAH. HI. I'M DONNA MOSS. 825 00:32:34,230 --> 00:32:37,019 HI. THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, HEIDI CHOAT. 826 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,079 HI. 827 00:32:43,049 --> 00:32:45,099 YOU GUYS HERE AT THE PARTY? 828 00:32:45,119 --> 00:32:48,089 YEAH. 829 00:32:48,109 --> 00:32:50,180 THEY SAID WE COULD WALK AROUND THE WEST WING 830 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,009 SO WE'RE JUST GONNA... 831 00:32:52,029 --> 00:32:54,000 GO WALK AROUND. 832 00:32:59,069 --> 00:33:01,140 GREAT. I'LL GO WITH YOU. 833 00:33:10,119 --> 00:33:11,210 HI. HELLO. 834 00:33:11,230 --> 00:33:13,079 I'VE SPENT A PORTION 835 00:33:13,099 --> 00:33:15,119 OF THE DAY WITH A HYDROCLIMATOLOGIST 836 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:17,170 NAMED HILLARY TOOBIN, WHO SAYS ALASKA 837 00:33:17,190 --> 00:33:20,000 HAPPENED 'CAUSE OF GREENHOUSE GAS 838 00:33:20,019 --> 00:33:21,220 AND SEVEN OTHER GEOLOGISTS 839 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,039 THINK SO, TOO. 840 00:33:23,059 --> 00:33:24,109 WE CAN'T POLITICIZE IT. 841 00:33:24,130 --> 00:33:26,150 WE HAVE TO POLITICIZE IT. IT'S POLITICS. 842 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:28,019 IT'S DISRESPECTFUL. 843 00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:31,000 IT IS, AND WE'LL HAVE TO SAY SO. 844 00:33:31,019 --> 00:33:32,190 IS HILLARY TOOBIN READY 845 00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:34,230 TO GET PUBLICLY SCOLDED BY THE WHITE HOUSE? 846 00:33:35,009 --> 00:33:36,019 SHE IS. 847 00:33:36,039 --> 00:33:38,160 SHE'LL CALL FOR A 25% DECREASE 848 00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:40,180 IN EMISSIONS OVER THE NEXT TEN YEARS 849 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,049 AND YOU'LL REPRIMAND HER 850 00:33:42,069 --> 00:33:44,089 FOR POLITICIZING THE TRAGEDY. 851 00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:45,220 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 852 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,059 I THINK THAT'S RIGHT, BUT I THINK I SHOULD DO IT. YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT. 853 00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:56,099 I DON'T THINK A RESEARCHER AT INTERIOR IS GONNA JUMP-START THIS THE WAY YOU NEED. 854 00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,089 Leo: I APPRECIATE IT. 855 00:33:58,109 --> 00:34:00,019 YES, SIR. 856 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:14,150 Charlie: LOOK AT THAT DAR DRESS YOU'RE WEARING. 857 00:34:14,170 --> 00:34:17,050 I MEAN, THAT'S FANTASTIC. 858 00:34:17,070 --> 00:34:18,230 YOU COULD CHURN BUTTER IN THAT THING. 859 00:34:19,010 --> 00:34:21,070 YOU SKULKING IN THE SHADOWS? I WAS. 860 00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:23,070 WAS JEAN PAUL NOT ABLE TO MEET ME? 861 00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:26,000 HE'S MEETING YOU RIGHT NOW. HE'S WAITING AT THE ELLIPSE. 862 00:34:26,019 --> 00:34:28,199 I DON'T EVER USE THE ELLIPSE. OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 863 00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:30,090 YOU KNOW WHAT? I FORGOT. 864 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,150 LOOK... YOU SENT ME AN E-MAIL? 865 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:35,130 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? NOT SEND ME AN E-MAIL. 866 00:34:35,150 --> 00:34:37,050 HE IS VERY JEALOUS OF YOU. 867 00:34:37,070 --> 00:34:40,010 HE IS, AND I'D LIKE TO TRY TO MAKE THIS WORK, 868 00:34:40,030 --> 00:34:42,119 SO IF YOU DON'T MIND... OH, BUT I DO MIND. 869 00:34:42,139 --> 00:34:45,019 WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT MATTERS. I THINK IT DOES. 870 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:48,090 ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHAT I ASKED IN THE E-MAIL? NO. 871 00:34:48,110 --> 00:34:50,000 YOU JUST REFUSE? 872 00:34:50,219 --> 00:34:52,039 I DO. 873 00:34:52,059 --> 00:34:54,110 I REFUSE RESPECTFULLY. 874 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:57,000 YOU CAN'T REFUSE 875 00:34:57,019 --> 00:34:59,099 AND BE RESPECTFUL AT THE SAME TIME. 876 00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:01,000 WATCH ME. 877 00:35:01,019 --> 00:35:03,010 ASK AGAIN. 878 00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:05,139 STOP PURSUING ME. 879 00:35:05,159 --> 00:35:09,130 RESPECTFULLY... NO. 880 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:11,090 WHY? 881 00:35:14,010 --> 00:35:16,070 'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 882 00:35:17,190 --> 00:35:19,210 AND THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES. 883 00:35:22,139 --> 00:35:25,130 I HAVE TO GO INSIDE TO DINNER. 884 00:35:27,090 --> 00:35:28,219 HOW LONG BEFORE YOU THINK 885 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,150 JEAN PAUL FIGURES OUT YOU'RE THERE? 886 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,230 SHUT UP. 887 00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:44,050 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU GUYS NEED? NO, WE'RE GREAT. 888 00:35:44,070 --> 00:35:46,079 I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN GIVING US 889 00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:48,050 SO MUCH ATTENTION, THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE, 890 00:35:48,070 --> 00:35:49,199 DON'T YOU HAVE TO GREET THEM ALL? 891 00:35:49,219 --> 00:35:52,099 I'M NOT WORKING THE PARTY. YOU SAID YOU WORKED HERE. 892 00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:55,050 I WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE. I'M A GUEST HERE. 893 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,199 SO YOU'RE JUST TALKING TO US... 894 00:35:56,219 --> 00:35:57,219 FOR FUN. 895 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,179 OKAY. 896 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:01,110 WELL, I'LL GO GET US DRINKS. 897 00:36:01,130 --> 00:36:03,219 OKAY. I'LL STAY HERE WITH MATT. HONEY? 898 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,150 YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE BAR WITH YOU? YEAH. 899 00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:09,190 COOL. BAR TRIP. 900 00:36:17,099 --> 00:36:18,199 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 901 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:21,059 THEY'RE STILL MAKING CALLS. 902 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,210 THEY TOLD ME I COULD WALK AROUND. 903 00:36:28,099 --> 00:36:30,090 IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME UNTIL I ASKED 904 00:36:30,110 --> 00:36:31,219 WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL YOUR LAWYER. 905 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,000 YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING THE WHOLE WAY, RIGHT? 906 00:36:35,019 --> 00:36:38,030 GET THE PRESIDENT'S MUSCLE TO LEAN ON JUSTICE FOR IMMUNITY. 907 00:36:38,050 --> 00:36:42,039 I'M SCARED OF CRIMINAL PROSECUTION. 908 00:36:42,059 --> 00:36:43,210 I'M JUST TERRIFIED OF IT. 909 00:36:45,199 --> 00:36:49,210 BUT TO MY CREDIT, I THINK, I'M RIGHTING THIS WRONG. 910 00:36:51,050 --> 00:36:52,170 AFTER THREE YEARS. 911 00:36:52,190 --> 00:36:54,090 THAT'S SOMETHING. 912 00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:58,010 THAT'S QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE ETHICAL LEARNING CURVE. 913 00:36:58,030 --> 00:37:00,050 IT'S NOT AS CLEAR- CUT AS YOU THINK. 914 00:37:00,070 --> 00:37:01,210 ( laughs ) 915 00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:03,050 REALLY? 916 00:37:08,010 --> 00:37:09,230 THE U.S. ATTORNEYS ARE GONNA GRILL YOU 917 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,070 FOR A WHILE, BUT YOU'LL GET THE IMMUNITY. 918 00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:17,190 ( bell clanging ) 919 00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:19,079 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 920 00:37:19,099 --> 00:37:22,070 WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE STATE DINING ROOM? 921 00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:24,090 DINNER IS BEING SERVED. 922 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,110 I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU GUYS. 923 00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:32,190 LISTEN... 924 00:37:32,210 --> 00:37:34,219 MA'AM, I SPENT A YEAR AND A HALF 925 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,110 AS ISSUES DIRECTOR FOR NOW, 926 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:39,070 TWO YEARS AS POLITICAL DIRECTOR OF EMILY'S LIST, 927 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,130 FOUNDER OF THE DEMOCRATIC WOMEN'S FORUM, 928 00:37:41,150 --> 00:37:43,079 A.A. TO HOPE SCHRADER AND DIRECTOR 929 00:37:43,099 --> 00:37:45,000 OF THE WOMEN'S LEADERSHIP COALITION. 930 00:37:45,019 --> 00:37:47,099 LOOK... EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, BUT I BEAT BACK 931 00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:49,150 FIVE ANTI-CHOICE JUDICIAL NOMINEES, 932 00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:51,030 GOT THE VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN ACT 933 00:37:51,050 --> 00:37:53,030 RE-AUTHORIZED WITH A REPUBLICAN MAJORITY 934 00:37:53,050 --> 00:37:55,050 AND RAISED $22 MILLION FOR HOUSE CANDIDATES. 935 00:37:55,070 --> 00:37:56,039 AMY... 936 00:37:56,059 --> 00:37:57,090 ALL WHILE THIS WHITE HOUSE, 937 00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:59,159 YOUR OFFICE INCLUDED, ALLOWED EQUAL PAY 938 00:37:59,179 --> 00:38:01,030 TO BE PUSHED OFF THE AGENDA, 939 00:38:01,050 --> 00:38:03,210 ALLOWED MARRIAGE INCENTIVES TO BE PUT IN WELFARE REFORM, 940 00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:06,110 BURIED A SURGEON GENERAL'S REPORT ON BIRTH CONTROL 941 00:38:06,130 --> 00:38:09,000 AND ALLOWED THE GLOBAL GAG RULE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 942 00:38:09,019 --> 00:38:12,230 YOU HIRED ME TO PUT A PROFESSIONAL FACE ON YOUR OFFICE. 943 00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:14,150 THIS BILL'S GONNA BE LAW TONIGHT. 944 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:16,170 IF YOU WANT TO FIRE ME, FIRE ME. 945 00:38:16,190 --> 00:38:18,110 I DON'T WANT TO FIRE YOU. 946 00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:21,230 OH, WHY DID YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME? 947 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:24,079 TO TELL YOU YOU HAD A GOOD FIRST DAY. 948 00:38:24,099 --> 00:38:27,000 OH, OKAY. JUMPED THE GUN. 949 00:38:27,019 --> 00:38:28,130 YEAH. 950 00:38:28,150 --> 00:38:31,130 THIS IS STRANGE FOR ME, AMY. 951 00:38:31,150 --> 00:38:33,019 I USED TO BABY-SIT FOR YOU. 952 00:38:33,039 --> 00:38:34,210 GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME. 953 00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:38,119 I USED TO GET YOU IN SOME JAMS. 954 00:38:38,139 --> 00:38:40,090 YES, YOU DID. LET'S GO TO DINNER. 955 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,159 YOU'RE GIVING SOMEONE AN AWARD TONIGHT. 956 00:38:42,179 --> 00:38:44,190 I'LL EXPLAIN IT ON THE WAY. 957 00:38:44,210 --> 00:38:48,110 WHAT AWARD? THE FRANCIS SCOTT KEY KEY. 958 00:38:48,130 --> 00:38:50,159 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE RELATED TO PIRATES. 959 00:38:50,179 --> 00:38:51,170 THAT'S PRETTY HOT. 960 00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:53,010 I'M RELATED TO A PRIVATEER. 961 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:54,170 WHAT'S THE FRANCIS SCOTT... 962 00:38:54,190 --> 00:38:56,030 I'VE WRITTEN SOME REMARKS. 963 00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:57,090 OH, GOOD. 964 00:39:00,219 --> 00:39:03,139 THE WHITE HOUSE IS DOING SOME QUICK BACKPEDALING TODAY 965 00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:06,110 CLAIMING DEPUTY COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR WILL BAILEY 966 00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:08,159 WAS NOT SPEAKING FOR THE PRESIDENT 967 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:11,110 WHEN HE SAID THE FLOODING AND DEATHS IN KACHADEE, ALASKA 968 00:39:11,130 --> 00:39:14,099 WERE CAUSED BY, QUOTE, "RECKLESS DISREGARD" 969 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:16,079 FOR THE ISSUE OF GLOBAL WARMING. 970 00:39:16,099 --> 00:39:18,139 SENATE REPUBLICAN WHIP BILL ARMSTRONG SAYS... 971 00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:19,170 WILL'S A GOOD BOY. 972 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,230 HE FELL ON IT? 973 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:22,019 YEAH. 974 00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:24,050 I GAVE A MADE-UP AWARD TO MARION TONIGHT. 975 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,139 MARBLEHEAD? 976 00:39:25,159 --> 00:39:27,030 I THINK SHE'S FROM MARBLEHEAD. 977 00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:29,070 NO, SOME OF US CALL HER MARBLEHEAD. 978 00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:31,039 SHE WAS GONNA BOYCOTT THE THING. 979 00:39:31,059 --> 00:39:32,070 'CAUSE YOU'RE A PIRATE? 980 00:39:32,090 --> 00:39:35,030 OH, NOT ME. 17 GENERATIONS AGO. 981 00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:36,230 AND HE WAS A PRIVATEER. 982 00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:39,150 HE FOUGHT THE WAR-- WE DIDN'T HAVE A NAVY. 983 00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:41,050 I KNOW WHAT THEY WERE. 984 00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:44,030 YOU PUT A GUY ON THE TENTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS 985 00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:45,190 WHO CALLED SEXUAL HARASSMENT 986 00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:47,199 "A FLIGHT OF FANCY FOR THE OVER-INDULGED." 987 00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:50,079 YOU PUT HIM ON THE TENTH CIRCUIT. TODAY? 988 00:39:50,099 --> 00:39:53,059 THREE YEARS AGO, AND TANF 989 00:39:53,079 --> 00:39:55,050 CUT CHILD CARE SUBSIDIES, 990 00:39:55,070 --> 00:39:58,030 AND EQUAL PAY GOT POCKET VETOED, 991 00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:00,190 AND ABSTINENCE ONLY, AND TEACHER FUNDING INITIATIVES 992 00:40:00,210 --> 00:40:04,000 AND I DIDN'T DO A LOT, OR REALLY ANYTHING, TO STOP THEM. 993 00:40:04,019 --> 00:40:05,230 YEAH, YOU DID. AND NOW THIS THING. 994 00:40:06,010 --> 00:40:07,099 I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE, IS ALL. 995 00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:09,050 LIKE WILL TONIGHT, SCREWING UP ON PURPOSE. 996 00:40:09,070 --> 00:40:11,199 WE DON'T NEED TO ASK YOU TO SCREW UP, ABBEY. 997 00:40:11,219 --> 00:40:13,230 I'M NOT KIDDING AROUND. 998 00:40:14,010 --> 00:40:15,159 I CAN'T PUBLICLY REPRIMAND YOU. 999 00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:16,190 IT WOULDN'T PLAY WELL. 1000 00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:18,110 WE SAVE YOU FOR OTHER THINGS. 1001 00:40:18,130 --> 00:40:19,159 OH, OKAY. 1002 00:40:19,179 --> 00:40:21,139 YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MAX WEBER? 1003 00:40:21,159 --> 00:40:22,199 GET INTO BED. 1004 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:25,090 GERMAN THINKER MAX WEBER SAID THAT POLITICS 1005 00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:27,139 IS THE "SLOW BORING OF HARD BOARDS 1006 00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:30,230 AND ANYONE WHO SEEKS TO DO IT MUST RISK HIS OWN SOUL." 1007 00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:32,110 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 1008 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,050 I LIKE HOW YOU THINK PATRONIZING ME 1009 00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:36,119 IS GOING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. IT'S SWEET. 1010 00:40:36,139 --> 00:40:39,179 IT MEANS THAT CHANGE COMES IN EXCRUCIATING INCREMENTS 1011 00:40:39,199 --> 00:40:41,039 TO THOSE WHO WANT IT. 1012 00:40:41,059 --> 00:40:43,130 YOU TRY TO MOVE MOUNTAINS-- IT TAKES LIFETIMES, 1013 00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:45,000 BUT ZOEY BARTLETT 1014 00:40:45,019 --> 00:40:48,079 IS THE NEWEST DAUGHTER OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION 1015 00:40:48,099 --> 00:40:52,099 SO I LIKE OUR CHANCES FOR THE LONG RUN. 1016 00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:54,059 THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY? 1017 00:40:55,039 --> 00:40:56,159 YES. 1018 00:40:58,050 --> 00:41:00,070 ALRIGHT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD. 1019 00:41:02,090 --> 00:41:03,179 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1020 00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:05,050 YOU WAIT A FEW WEEKS? 1021 00:41:05,070 --> 00:41:07,159 UNTIL THE BULK OF THE BILL'S APPROPRIATED. 1022 00:41:07,179 --> 00:41:08,170 YEAH. 1023 00:41:08,190 --> 00:41:10,210 THEN MAYBE YOU CAP THE PERCENTAGE 1024 00:41:10,230 --> 00:41:13,090 OF THE FUNDING THAT'S COVERED BY THE GAG RULE? 1025 00:41:13,110 --> 00:41:14,130 YEAH. 1026 00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:16,170 I MEAN... HOW DO YOU MONITOR 1027 00:41:16,190 --> 00:41:19,139 WHAT A DOCTOR SAYS TO A WOMAN IN ZIMBABWE ANYWAY? 1028 00:41:19,159 --> 00:41:20,230 YOU DON'T. 1029 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:22,099 WE'LL JUST GET MORE AGGRESSIVE 1030 00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:23,159 ON THE DOMESTIC SIDE. 1031 00:41:23,179 --> 00:41:24,210 WE WILL. 1032 00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:27,090 MOVE FAMILY PLANNING INTO A DISCRETIONARY ACCOUNT 1033 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:28,210 IN NEXT YEAR'S BUDGET ROUNDS. 1034 00:41:28,230 --> 00:41:31,050 KEEP TALKING. I'M GOING TO TURN OFF THE LIGHT 1035 00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:33,090 ARE YOU GETTING UP AT 6:00 TOMORROW? 1036 00:41:33,110 --> 00:41:35,130 NO, I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY.