1 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:07,219 PREVIOUSLY ON THE WEST WING: President: ZOEY IS HERE. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,160 SHE'S STARTING GEORGETOWN IN THE SPRING. 3 00:00:09,179 --> 00:00:11,140 ( cheering ) 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:15,140 I WAS WONDERING HOW YOU'D FEEL ABOUT MY GOING ON A DATE WITH ZOEY. 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,070 I'M SORRY? STOP PURSUING ME. 6 00:00:17,089 --> 00:00:20,109 RESPECTFULLY... NO. SHE LIKES HAVING HER PICTURE TAKEN. 7 00:00:20,129 --> 00:00:24,149 SHE DOESN'T LIKE HAVING HER PICTURE TAKEN. SHE DOESN'T MIND HAVING IT TAKEN WITH ME. 8 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:27,170 HE MAY BE GOOD-LOOKING, RICH AND WELL SCHOOLED AND FRENCH ROYALTY, 9 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:31,019 YOU KNOW, AND LIVE BASICALLY IN A CASTLE, BUT... 10 00:00:31,039 --> 00:00:32,049 OH, GOD. 11 00:00:36,179 --> 00:00:41,020 C.J.: AT THE EXACT MOMENT OF THE EQUINOX. AT THE EXACT MOMENT OF THE EQUINOX. 12 00:00:41,039 --> 00:00:42,200 DOESN'T WORK. IT DOES WORK. 13 00:00:42,219 --> 00:00:45,229 IT HAS TO BE THE EXACT MOMENT OF THE EQUINOX. DOESN'T WORK. 14 00:00:46,009 --> 00:00:48,070 I'VE SEEN IT. I TRIED IT. DOESN'T WORK. 15 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:51,130 I DON'T THINK YOU DID IT AT THE EXACT MOMENT. I DID. 16 00:00:51,149 --> 00:00:52,189 WHEN? LAST SEPTEMBER. 17 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:54,049 THAT WAS THE AUTUMNAL EQUINOX. 18 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:56,159 IT ONLY WORKS FOR THE VERNAL EQUINOX? 19 00:00:56,179 --> 00:00:58,070 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT'S MORE LIKELY? 20 00:00:58,090 --> 00:00:59,189 IT DOESN'T WORK? THAT'S RIGHT. 21 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:01,079 IT DOES-- I'VE SEEN IT. 22 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,070 WE'VE GOT PASTRAMI FROM KRUPIN'S. 23 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:05,049 IT'S TISSUE PAPER THIN. 24 00:01:05,069 --> 00:01:08,060 ROAST BEEF, CORNED BEEF, TURKEY, RUSSIAN DRESSING, 25 00:01:08,079 --> 00:01:10,060 COLESLAW AND SEEDLESS RYE, 26 00:01:10,079 --> 00:01:12,150 AND WINNING THE HARD-EARNED MONEY OF YOUR COWORKERS. 27 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:14,189 THIS IS WHAT I CALL A NIGHT OFF. 28 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:16,180 SQUEEZE THIS PIECE OF RYE BREAD. 29 00:01:19,069 --> 00:01:20,150 NOW WHAT DO I DO? 30 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:22,109 EXCUSE ME, LEO? YEAH? 31 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:27,159 Josh: SOMETHING'S THAT TRUE AT THE VERNAL EQUINOX 32 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:30,180 WOULD HAVE TO ALSO BE TRUE AT THE AUTUMNAL EQUINOX. WHY? 33 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,219 "EQUINOX" MEANS "EQUAL NIGHT." 34 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,189 NIGHT AND DAY ARE BOTH 12 HOURS LONG. 35 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:37,069 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT? IT DOESN'T WORK-- I TRIED. 36 00:01:37,090 --> 00:01:38,200 Toby: LISTEN, THERE'S... HANG ON. 37 00:01:38,219 --> 00:01:41,159 C.J. BELIEVES, AT THE EXACT MOMENT OF THE VERNAL EQUINOX... 38 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:45,000 ONLY AT THAT MOMENT. YOU CAN STAND AN EGG VERTICALLY. 39 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:47,039 HUH? YOU CAN STAND AN EGG ON ITS END. 40 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:49,049 Toby: YEAH, THAT DOESN'T WORK. YOU TRIED IT? 41 00:01:49,069 --> 00:01:52,200 I DON'T HAVE TO TRY IT, YOU CAN'T STAND AN EGG ON ITS END-- 42 00:01:52,219 --> 00:01:55,009 THE ELEMENTS INVOLVED WITH CREATING AN EQUINOX 43 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:58,140 HAVE NO CONNECTION TO THE EGGS CENTER OF GRAVITY. I'VE SEEN IT. 44 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:02,159 I'VE SEEN GUYS MAKE THE ACE OF SPADES JUMP FROM THEIR SHOES. IT WASN'T THE EQUINOX. 45 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:06,120 JOSH, COUNSEL'S OFFICE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU CAN MEET WITH A CANDIDATE 46 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:08,180 FOR THE ASSOCIATE'S POSITION TONIGHT. 47 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:10,159 TONIGHT? I EXPLAINED IT WAS YOUR NIGHT OFF, 48 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:13,219 BUT THEY SAID HE'S IN TOWN JUST THE ONE NIGHT, AND... YEAH. 49 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,050 SO CAN I TAKE YOUR SEAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT PLAYING? I MISS AINSLEY. 50 00:02:17,069 --> 00:02:20,129 THAT'S WHO THE COUNSEL'S OFFICE SHOULD GET TO FILL THAT POSITION-- ANOTHER AINSLEY. 51 00:02:20,150 --> 00:02:24,170 A SEXY CONSERVATIVE WITH FIRST-RATE LAW CREDENTIALS AND A STRANGE NAME. 52 00:02:24,189 --> 00:02:26,150 SO CAN I TAKE YOUR SEAT? 53 00:02:26,170 --> 00:02:29,090 WHO ELSE IS PLAYING IN THIS GAME? ANYONE WITH CURRENCY. 54 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:31,210 LET ME IN THE GAME, SIR, I BEG OF YOU. 55 00:02:31,229 --> 00:02:34,050 WHY ARE YOU EAGER TO GET IN THIS GAME? 56 00:02:34,069 --> 00:02:35,189 I ENJOY POKER, MR. PRESIDENT, 57 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:38,099 AND YOUR CARD SKILLS ARE WELL KNOWN AROUND THE BUILDING, 58 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,110 AND... FRANKLY, I WANTED TO LEARN. 59 00:02:40,129 --> 00:02:41,139 SERIOUSLY. 60 00:02:42,170 --> 00:02:43,219 I ENJOY POKER. 61 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,129 THIS IS A CASH GAME, DEBBIE. 62 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:47,159 THESE ARE HARDWORKING PEOPLE BLOWING OFF SOME STEAM 63 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:49,120 AND TAKING EACH OTHER OFF THEIR COIN. 64 00:02:49,139 --> 00:02:51,170 WE DON'T PLAY FOR MATCHSTICKS, WE DON'T PLAY... 65 00:02:51,189 --> 00:02:53,099 OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 66 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,219 I FORGOT TO HAVE CHARLIE DRAW CASH FOR ME. COULD YOU FLOAT ME... 67 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,020 ( KNOCKING ON DOOR ) I CAN PLAY? 68 00:02:59,039 --> 00:03:01,219 SIR. LEO, C.J. SWEARS 69 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,189 THAT ON THE EQUINOX, WHICH IS TODAY, 70 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:05,210 YOU CAN STAND AN EGG ON END. 71 00:03:05,229 --> 00:03:07,039 DEBBIE? 72 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:08,060 THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 73 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,080 YEAH, YOU CAN PLAY. 74 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:10,159 THANK YOU, SIR. 75 00:03:12,219 --> 00:03:14,099 ( door closes ) 76 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,030 WE JUST LOST AN UNMANNED SPY PLANE. 77 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:19,060 WHERE? IT WAS A PREDATOR B-UAV 78 00:03:19,079 --> 00:03:22,180 12 MILES OFF KALININGRAD. IT'S CONTROLLED BY SATELLITE, 79 00:03:22,199 --> 00:03:25,020 WHICH CAN'T ALWAYS ADJUST TO SUDDEN WEATHER CHANGES, 80 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:28,030 AND THIS ONE VEERED OFF COURSE AND CRASHED INLAND. 81 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:30,030 WELL, THAT'S WHY THESE ARE UNMANNED, RIGHT? 82 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:31,150 ALL WE LOST WAS MONEY? 83 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,120 AREN'T THEY SAYING DETONATE THE PLANE? 84 00:03:33,139 --> 00:03:35,050 THE PLANE WAS TAKING PICTURES 85 00:03:35,069 --> 00:03:37,050 OF ILLEGAL NUCLEAR TRANSFERS IN THE REGION, 86 00:03:37,069 --> 00:03:41,000 AND WE NEED THE INTELLIGENCE, 'CAUSE THEY DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA GET IT AGAIN. 87 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:43,079 WHAT DO THEY WANT ME TO DO, CALL CHIGORIN 88 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:45,210 ASK IF WE CAN GO GET OUR SPY PLANE BACK? 89 00:03:45,229 --> 00:03:49,000 YES, SIR. EXCEPT YOU CAN'T SAY SPY PLANE. 90 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,199 WAIT, YOU'RE SERIOUS. THEY WANT ME TO CALL CHIGORIN? 91 00:03:51,219 --> 00:03:53,229 YES. AND ASK HIM FOR THE PLANE BACK 92 00:03:54,009 --> 00:03:55,199 WITHOUT TELLING HIM WE WERE SPYING? 93 00:03:55,219 --> 00:03:59,189 STATE AND THE PENTAGON HAVE SOME IDEAS ON HOW YOU MIGHT TRY THAT. 94 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:01,000 DO THEY? 95 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,110 IN THE MEANTIME, SIR, 96 00:04:02,129 --> 00:04:04,169 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME CARDS? 97 00:04:04,189 --> 00:04:05,219 HANG ON. 98 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,139 YEAH, THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. 99 00:04:17,139 --> 00:04:20,029 ( theme music ) 100 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,159 ( music continues ) 101 00:05:04,209 --> 00:05:05,220 TWO. 102 00:05:06,209 --> 00:05:07,220 THREE. 103 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:12,199 I'M FINE. 104 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:13,220 YOU'RE FINE? 105 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,139 I AM. 106 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:16,189 CHECK. CHECK. 107 00:05:16,209 --> 00:05:18,100 CHECK. CHECK. 108 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,129 CHECK. 109 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,139 FIFTY DOLLARS. 110 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,009 President: FOLD. FOLD. 111 00:05:23,029 --> 00:05:25,009 I'M OUT. OUT. 112 00:05:25,029 --> 00:05:26,180 TAKE IT. 113 00:05:26,199 --> 00:05:28,149 NOTHING LIKE THE MOUNTING TENSION 114 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:30,050 OF A WELL-CONTESTED HAND. 115 00:05:30,069 --> 00:05:31,170 YOU WERE FULL OF CRAP. 116 00:05:31,189 --> 00:05:33,110 YOU HAD JACK-HIGH OR SOMETHING? 117 00:05:33,129 --> 00:05:36,110 I'LL TELL YOU, BUT IT'S GOING TO COST YOU 50 BUCKS. 118 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:37,129 Will: HI. 119 00:05:37,149 --> 00:05:38,170 GOOD EVENING, MR. PRESIDENT. 120 00:05:38,189 --> 00:05:40,129 DID YOU GET THE EGGS? YEAH. 121 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,159 HANG ON. 122 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:45,029 WILL, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE AN AIR FORCE OFFICER? 123 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:47,180 I'M AN OFFICER IN THE AIR FORCE. YOU'RE A RESERVIST? 124 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:50,060 YES, SIR. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 125 00:05:50,079 --> 00:05:53,180 HE'S FIRST LIEUTENANT WILL. I HAD NO IDEA. WHAT DO YOU DO? 126 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:56,129 I WORK WITH THE JAG CORPS. IT'S YOUR WEEKEND UP? 127 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:58,050 YES, SIR. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 128 00:05:58,069 --> 00:06:00,089 WHERE ARE YOU STATIONED? SINCE I MOVED HERE, 129 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:04,029 I'M STATIONED AT THE AIR FORCE LEGAL SERVICES AGENCY AT BOLLING AIR FORCE BASE, 130 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:06,050 BUT TONIGHT I'M GOING TO CHEYENNE. MR. PRESIDENT? 131 00:06:06,069 --> 00:06:08,160 THEY READY? NO, SIR. LEO WANTED YOU A MOMENT. 132 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,189 PLAY MY SEAT. 133 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:34,069 ARE WE GETTING SOMEWHERE? 134 00:06:34,090 --> 00:06:35,220 OH, YEAH. 135 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,170 YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A THOUGHT THAT SINCE KALININGRAD'S 136 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:41,029 THE ONLY NONCONTIGUOUS RUSSIAN STATE, 137 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:43,110 YOU COULD MAKE LIKE YOU WERE JUST INFORMING CHIGORIN 138 00:06:43,129 --> 00:06:46,149 OF A RESCUE MISSION THAT BARELY CONCERNED HIM. 139 00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:48,220 AND WHAT DO I DO WHEN CHIGORIN TELLS ME 140 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 THAT HAWAII'S NOT REALLY A PART OF AMERICA, 141 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,149 AND HE WANTS TO CHANGE THE ALPHABET TO CYRILLIC? 142 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:56,120 SEYMOUR! WHAT DOES HE DO? 143 00:06:56,139 --> 00:06:57,199 WHAT THE HELL. 144 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:59,040 WOULD YOU, PLEASE? 145 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:01,040 I'M NOT GONNA HAVE YOU TELL CHIGORIN 146 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:03,019 THAT KALININGRAD'S NOT PART OF RUSSIA. 147 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,220 WHAT AREA ARE WE TROLLING IN? 148 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,060 WHAT AREA? YES. 149 00:07:08,199 --> 00:07:10,160 WE WEREN'T SPYING ON RUSSIA. 150 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,129 WE WERE SPYING FOR RUSSIA. 151 00:07:12,149 --> 00:07:14,120 WE WERE SPYING FOR HIM? YES, SIR. 152 00:07:14,139 --> 00:07:18,120 OKAY. THIS PHONE CALL THAT YOU'RE GOING TO SET UP WITH CHIGORIN-- 153 00:07:18,139 --> 00:07:21,129 IT'S, LIKE, FOR A WHITE HOUSE BLOOPERS REEL OR SOMETHING? 154 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,160 JUST GIVE US A COUPLE OF MINUTES. ALRIGHT. 155 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:27,170 TWO THINGS I WANT TO PUT ON YOUR RADAR. YEAH. 156 00:07:27,189 --> 00:07:31,060 THERE WAS A BOMBING AT A NIGHTCLUB IN KUALA LUMPUR, 157 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:32,220 AND THEY'VE GOT A SUSPECT IN BERLIN 158 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,009 WHO WAS TRYING TO EXPLODE A DEVICE AT THE BRANDENBURG GATE. 159 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:40,050 ARE THE TWO RELATED? 160 00:07:40,069 --> 00:07:42,000 I DON'T KNOW, BUT THERE WERE TWO, 161 00:07:42,019 --> 00:07:44,060 SO I WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 162 00:07:48,029 --> 00:07:49,040 ALRIGHT. 163 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:56,170 CHECK. CHECK. CHECK. 164 00:07:58,029 --> 00:07:59,159 FIFTY DOLLARS. I FOLD. 165 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,009 OUT. FOLD. I'M OUT. 166 00:08:01,029 --> 00:08:02,209 MAKE HER PROVE IT, TOBY. 167 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:06,069 SHOW HER THERE ARE NO FREE LUNCHES IN A FRIDAY NIGHT GAME. 168 00:08:17,009 --> 00:08:18,019 CALL. 169 00:08:20,189 --> 00:08:22,009 STRAIGHT TO THE KING. 170 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,230 ( others chuckling ) 171 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,069 ALRIGHT, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 172 00:08:30,089 --> 00:08:31,139 I'LL GET HER FOR YOU. 173 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,190 HERE'S AN EXTRA CARD. 174 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:35,019 THAT'S THE JOKER. 175 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:39,000 all: OH! OH, MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT? 176 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,129 DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT? 177 00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:45,139 others: OH! 178 00:08:45,159 --> 00:08:47,139 WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED THAT THREE OF CLUBS? 179 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:51,169 FROM PODIUM IN THE PRESS ROOM, I COULD HIT A SEAT IN THE FIFTH ROW. 180 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:52,169 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. 181 00:08:52,190 --> 00:08:54,070 REALLY? I BELIEVE IT'S A MYTH. 182 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:56,200 WELL, THERE ARE 52 CARDS IN THIS DECK... 183 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:58,070 51. THE THREE OF CLUBS... 184 00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:00,059 DOLLAR A CARD? YES. 185 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,049 SIT DOWN AND PLAY POKER. I'M DEALING. 186 00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:04,100 Donna: EXCUSE ME, JOSH? 187 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,070 YEAH. THE GUY'S IN THE ROOSEVELT ROOM. 188 00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:07,149 WHICH GUY IS THIS? 189 00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:09,029 FOR THE ASSOCIATE COUNSEL JOB. 190 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,000 ( sighs ) 191 00:09:11,019 --> 00:09:12,179 DEAL ME OUT FOR THREE HANDS. 192 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:16,190 CAN I SAY SOMETHING? THIS GUY... YEAH? 193 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:19,070 THERE ARE SOME WHO'D CONSIDER HIM HANDSOME. I DON'T PERSONALLY, 194 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:23,070 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE I THINK IS HANDSOME. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF APPEARANCES, 195 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:25,120 HERE AROUND THE OFFICE SO THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T SUSPECT, 196 00:09:25,139 --> 00:09:28,120 I'D PRETEND I THOUGHT THIS GUY WAS HANDSOME IF YOU HIRED HIM. 197 00:09:28,139 --> 00:09:34,159 OF COURSE, ALL ALONG, IT'D BE A LIE 'CAUSE OF HOW HANDSOME YOU ARE... AND POWERFUL. 198 00:09:34,179 --> 00:09:37,059 YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR'S A BIT OF A HIGH-WIRE ACT. 199 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,009 YOU'RE REALLY TRYING TO THREAD THE NEEDLE. 200 00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:42,019 AND HALF OF IT, YOU DON'T EVEN GET. GIVE ME THAT. 201 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,100 HECTOR? 202 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,009 EXCUSE ME? 203 00:09:52,029 --> 00:09:53,049 ARE YOU HECTOR? 204 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,129 NO, I'M JOE QUINCY. 205 00:09:55,149 --> 00:09:56,159 HANG ON. 206 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,139 ( quietly ): SORRY. 207 00:09:59,159 --> 00:10:01,019 CAN I JUST ASK? YEAH. 208 00:10:01,039 --> 00:10:03,120 ARE YOU SAYING IT'S HECTOR WHO'S GOOD-LOOKING OR...? 209 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:05,029 THIS GUY, THIS GUY. OKAY. 210 00:10:05,049 --> 00:10:08,049 BUT NOT REALLY, 'CAUSE IT'S ONLY YOU THAT I... YEAH, YEAH. 211 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,149 EXCUSE ME. JOSEPH. 212 00:10:12,169 --> 00:10:14,039 YES. JOSEPH QUINCY. JOSH LYMAN. 213 00:10:14,059 --> 00:10:15,059 JOE? YES. 214 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:19,210 NO, I WAS ASKING, DO YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED JOE? YES. 215 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:23,190 WERE YOU SAYING YES TO THAT THE FIRST TIME? 216 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:27,009 YES, JOE IS FINE. IT'S WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME. 217 00:10:27,029 --> 00:10:30,129 IT'S FUNNY, IT'S WHAT I WAS JUST SAYING-- THE PERSON WHO CREATED 218 00:10:30,149 --> 00:10:34,019 THE JOB OPENING, HER NAME WAS AINSLEY HAYES, AND SHE WAS, 219 00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:35,190 UH, SHE WAS A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN 220 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:38,220 AND I WAS SAYING THAT WE NEEDED TO FIND ANOTHER ATTRACTIVE WOMAN 221 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,220 WITH AN UNUSUAL NAME, AND HERE YOU'RE A MAN, 222 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,190 AND YOUR NAME IS JOE. 223 00:10:47,049 --> 00:10:50,009 GOT TO BE ASKING YOURSELF WHY I TOLD YOU THAT STORY. 224 00:10:50,029 --> 00:10:52,220 UH, YOU HAVE A JOINT JD-MBA? 225 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,169 YEAH. WHAT DOES A STAFF ATTORNEY DO 226 00:10:54,190 --> 00:10:56,169 AT THE NEW YORK CITY DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION? 227 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:58,210 DEFEND THE CITY AGAINST PEOPLE WITH CIVIL CLAIMS. 228 00:10:58,230 --> 00:11:00,230 SLIPPING IN THE SUBWAY? SLIPPING IN THE SUBWAY. 229 00:11:01,009 --> 00:11:03,029 BANGING YOUR HEAD ON A TURNSTILE. YES. 230 00:11:03,049 --> 00:11:04,220 AFTER A JD-MBA FROM CAL? 231 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,100 I WANTED TO GET TRIAL EXPERIENCE RIGHT AWAY, SO... 232 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,159 THEN ASSOCIATE COUNSEL AT TREASURY, 233 00:11:10,179 --> 00:11:12,059 THEN THE SOLICITOR GENERAL'S OFFICE. 234 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,080 WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE SOLICITOR GENERAL'S OFFICE? 235 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,070 YOU APPOINTED A NEW SOLICITOR GENERAL. 236 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:17,190 YOU WEREN'T A POLITICAL APPOINTEE? 237 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,230 NO. I JUST ANSWERED A CALL FROM A HEADHUNTER. 238 00:11:21,009 --> 00:11:23,049 I'M SURPRISED WE HAVEN'T MET. 239 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,220 ( knock on door ) 240 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,009 EXCUSE ME. 241 00:11:26,029 --> 00:11:27,169 I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND. 242 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:31,080 YOU FORGOT TO SIGN THE BOTTOM OF THE QUESTIONNAIRE, THE SF-86. 243 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,019 YOU GOT TO SIGN YOUR NAME. 244 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,179 IF THE PRESIDENT SAYS YES, 245 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,159 WE'RE GONNA SET UP THE CALL IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES. 246 00:11:53,049 --> 00:11:54,129 President: WHAT DO WE HAVE? 247 00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:57,100 Leo: ALRIGHT, BEST-CASE SCENARIO IS THAT 248 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,169 HE LETS OUR GUYS GO IN AND GET IT UNTOUCHED BY RUSSIAN HANDS. 249 00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:04,090 BUT PRESIDENT BARTLET, WE HAVE A TERRIFIC SEARCH-AND-RECOVERY TEAM. 250 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:06,090 WE'LL JUST GO GET THAT PLANE FOR YOU. 251 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:08,149 PRESIDENT CHIGORIN, I VERY MUCH APPRECIATE THE OFFER, 252 00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:11,090 BUT OUR UAVS HAVE SELF-DETONATING CAPABILITY, 253 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:14,000 AND ONLY OUR FOLKS KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT DE-OPERATIONAL. 254 00:12:14,019 --> 00:12:15,110 "OUR FOLKS"? YOU REALLY THINK 255 00:12:15,129 --> 00:12:17,220 I'D USE THOSE WORDS WITH THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT? 256 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,200 YOU SAY, "SIR, THIS UAV HAS PROPRIETARY AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY 257 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:23,149 "ON IT MADE BY ONE OF OUR LEADING AEROSPACE COMPANIES, 258 00:12:23,169 --> 00:12:25,029 AND WE HAVE TO PROTECT THAT." 259 00:12:25,049 --> 00:12:27,080 MUCH AS I HAVE TO PROTECT KALININGRAD, SIR, 260 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:31,159 WHICH BRINGS US TO THE QUESTION OF WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING FLYING OVER IT? 261 00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:33,190 IT HAD A MULTIPLE MISSION. DID IT? 262 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,100 EXACTLY FOR THIS PURPOSE. 263 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,179 WHAT WAS THE OTHER MISSION? 264 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,019 TAKING SATELLITE PICTURES 265 00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:40,070 OF COASTAL EROSION IN THE BALTIC SEA. 266 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:43,039 I TELL HIM IT WAS AN ENVIRONMENTAL MISSION. 267 00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:44,120 IT WAS AN ENVIRONMENTAL MISSION. 268 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,009 OKAY, AND HE'S NOT GOING TO WANT TO TAKE PICTURES 269 00:12:47,029 --> 00:12:49,029 OF COASTAL EROSION AT CONEY ISLAND? 270 00:12:49,049 --> 00:12:52,090 NO. THE BALTIC SEA'S SHARED BY SWEDEN, FINLAND AND GERMANY. 271 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:55,080 WE WERE ON AN ENVIRONMENTAL MISSION FOR FINLAND. 272 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,110 YES, SIR. 273 00:12:57,179 --> 00:13:00,049 THAT'S WHAT WE'VE COME UP WITH? 274 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,009 IT'S WHAT WE'RE STARTING WITH. 275 00:13:02,029 --> 00:13:03,129 WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES. 276 00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:08,039 SET UP THE CALL. 277 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,090 ( door opens ) 278 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,129 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 279 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,230 THAT'S TEDDY ROOSEVELT'S NOBEL PRIZE. 280 00:13:25,009 --> 00:13:26,019 YEAH. 281 00:13:27,019 --> 00:13:28,169 DON'T FORGET TO SIGN THIS THING. 282 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:30,139 TH-THEY JUST HAD A WHOLE... YEAH. 283 00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:35,159 I'M SORRY, TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU LEFT THE SOLICITOR'S OFFICE. 284 00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:38,009 LAWRENCE HARMON BROUGHT IN... HE BROUGHT IN NEW STAFF. 285 00:13:38,029 --> 00:13:40,059 UM, YOU'VE ALREADY TALKED WITH JUDY WELLS? YES. 286 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,120 OLIVER BABISH? 287 00:13:41,139 --> 00:13:44,009 WE MET FOR A FEW HOURS THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY 288 00:13:44,029 --> 00:13:45,220 AND AGAIN FOR 45 MINUTES THIS MORNING. 289 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,210 THEY MADE YOU FILL THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PART OF THE QUESTIONNAIRE. 290 00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:50,080 YES. 291 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:54,059 QUESTION 1: A) I DO NOT FEEL SAD, B) I FEEL SAD, 292 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,100 C) I'M SAD ALL THE TIME, I CAN'T SNAP OUT OF IT, 293 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,190 D) I'M SO SAD OR UNHAPPY THAT I WANT TO KILL MYSELF. 294 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,220 YOU CHOSE A) I DO NOT FEEL SAD. 295 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,200 YES. GOOD. 296 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,100 EVER? 297 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,129 NO. 298 00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:09,200 NO, YOU DON'T EVER FEEL SAD OR NO...? 299 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,019 NO, THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I FEEL SAD. 300 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,049 YET YOU CHECKED THE FIRST BOX. WHY'S THAT? 301 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,220 IT SAID "I DO NOT FEEL SAD," 302 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,129 AND I DIDN'T AT THE TIME I CHECKED IT. 303 00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:22,059 OKAY. 304 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,100 THIS'LL JUST TAKE ANOTHER MINUTE OR SO. 305 00:14:27,059 --> 00:14:29,169 Will: DOLLAR FOR EVERY CARD THAT HITS THE FIFTH ROW? 306 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:32,019 C.J.: LOCKING THE DOOR. THERE'S SOME PRESS AROUND. 307 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,059 FIVE DOLLARS IF YOU HIT THE SIXTH. 308 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:38,039 THERE'S A SPOT ON THE EARTH WHERE THE TEMPERATURE'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS IT'LL BE 309 00:14:38,059 --> 00:14:41,029 IF YOU DRILLED THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE. NO, THERE ISN'T. 310 00:14:41,049 --> 00:14:43,080 SIX DOLLARS IF DONE WITH A FACE CARD? 311 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,210 THERE IS, IT'S CALLED THE ANTIPODE. 312 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:46,230 AND IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN WHY CAN'T IT BE 313 00:14:47,009 --> 00:14:51,070 THAT YOU COULD STAND AN EGG ON END AT THE EQUINOX? 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EVER. 314 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,169 AND I SAY THAT NEITHER OF YOU CAN HIT THE FIFTH ROW. 315 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:57,230 AT THE SAME TIME? 316 00:14:58,009 --> 00:14:58,230 ON THREE. 317 00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:00,070 ( loud bang ) 318 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:02,200 GET DOWN! 319 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:05,019 GET DOWN. SOMEBODY'S SHOOTING! 320 00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:08,029 STAY DOWN. 321 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:09,149 STAY STILL. 322 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,210 ( door slams open ) 323 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,190 IS EVERYBODY ALRIGHT? 324 00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:14,039 WE'RE ALRIGHT. MISS CREGG? 325 00:15:14,059 --> 00:15:15,159 WE'RE ALRIGHT. THREE SHOTS, ONE HIT. 326 00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:17,110 STRAIGHT FROM THE SIDEWALK, STRAIGHT SHOT. 327 00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:20,210 IS THE PRESIDENT IN THE OVAL OFFICE? YOU NEED TO WAIT OUTSIDE. 328 00:15:24,149 --> 00:15:25,200 President: HE'S ON? 329 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,029 YES, SIR. LET'S GO. 330 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,000 MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS PRESIDENT BARTLET. 331 00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:32,049 MR. PRESIDENT. WHAT THE HELL? 332 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,220 STEP AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS, PLEASE. 333 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,009 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 334 00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:41,129 OVAL'S SECURE. BAMBOO SHOOT'S READY. 335 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,210 BAMBOO-- THEY WANT ME TO GET INTO THE MOTORCADE. 336 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:45,110 Ron: MR. PRESIDENT. WHAT'S GOING ON? 337 00:15:45,129 --> 00:15:47,000 YOU ALRIGHT, SIR? I'M ALRIGHT. 338 00:15:47,019 --> 00:15:48,120 THEY ARE CODE WORD AND HIGHER. 339 00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:51,009 I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH CHIGORIN. THE TRANSLATOR. 340 00:15:51,029 --> 00:15:52,090 HE'S GOT CODE WORD CLEARANCE. 341 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,039 THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED FROM THE STREET, 342 00:15:54,059 --> 00:15:56,149 AT LEAST ONE OF THEM HITTING THE PRESS BRIEFING ROOM. 343 00:15:56,169 --> 00:15:59,080 WE HAVE THE SUSPECT IN CUSTODY AND A HIGH-POWERED RIFLE. 344 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,120 WAS ANYONE THERE? C .J., TOBY AND WILL. 345 00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:03,009 WHERE ARE THEY? 346 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,190 THEY'RE FINE. SIR, YOU'VE TO STAY HERE. NOBODY WAS HURT? 347 00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,049 Ron: THEY'RE FINE. SIR. 348 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:08,100 YOU ALRIGHT? YEAH. 349 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,000 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WE'RE FINE. 350 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:13,019 WILL, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? WHO'S WILL, SIR? 351 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,090 MEET RON BUTTERFIELD, THE HEAD OF MY DETAIL. SURE. 352 00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:18,190 LIEUTENANT BAILEY, WE'RE GLAD TO SEE YOU ALIVE, 353 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,129 IT'S CODE CLEARANCE HERE, I NEED YOU OUT OF EARSHOT. 354 00:16:21,149 --> 00:16:22,230 YES SIR. WHERE'S CHARLIE? 355 00:16:23,009 --> 00:16:24,100 HE'S SOMEWHERE IN THE BUILDING. 356 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,049 WE'RE HOLDING PEOPLE WHERE THEY ARE NOW. 357 00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:28,200 IF HE'S HEARD WHAT HAPPENED, HE'LL TRY TO GET HERE. 358 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,110 Agent: WE'VE TO HOLD EVERYBODY FOR... 359 00:16:30,129 --> 00:16:32,159 I'M SAYING, IF CHARLIE HEARD THERE WERE BULLETS, 360 00:16:32,179 --> 00:16:35,000 HE'S GONNA OVERPOWER WHO'S EVER... 361 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:38,029 SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT. 362 00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:42,070 COME HERE. 363 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:47,190 IT'S BULLETPROOF GLASS IN THE WINDOWS, OKAY? 364 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:51,139 YOU WANT TO KILL ME, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT FROM INSIDE THE BUILDING. 365 00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:53,009 THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 366 00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,190 YOU GUYS ALRIGHT? Both: YEAH. 367 00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:59,149 I'M SURPRISED YOUR GUYS MANAGED TO KEEP FIDERER IN HER CHAIR. 368 00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:03,149 I WOULD'VE THOUGHT SHE'D BE THE FIRST ONE THROUGH... NO, HERE WE ARE. 369 00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:06,019 ARE YOU ALRIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT? NO ONE WAS HURT. 370 00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:08,079 SOMEONE SHOT AT THE PRESS ROOM FROM THE SIDEWALK. 371 00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:11,059 C.J. WENT THERE WITH TOBY AND WILL. WILL'S SITTING OUTSIDE, 372 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:13,190 AND TOBY AND C.J. ARE STANDING RIGHT THERE. 373 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:19,180 RON, SOMEONE'S GOING TO REPORT THIS, I HOPE. YES, MA'AM. 374 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,109 THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 375 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:25,029 I'LL NEED TO TAKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE IN A FEW MINUTES. YEAH. 376 00:17:25,049 --> 00:17:26,079 THANK YOU. 377 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,069 Leo: RON, THERE WERE TWO INCIDENTS 378 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,109 OF TERRORIST ACTIVITY EARLIER TODAY. 379 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:33,150 A BOMB IN MALAYSIA AND ANOTHER IN BERLIN. 380 00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,049 THIS IS A CRAZY GUY, LEO. 381 00:17:35,069 --> 00:17:37,130 THAT WAS A THIRD ON THE PHONE. IN GUAM. 382 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:40,109 THE HEAD OF THE OFFICE OF INSULAR AFFAIRS WAS PICKED OFF. 383 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,190 COME ON. BY A SNIPER, MR. PRESIDENT. 384 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:45,019 SHUT IT DOWN. CRASH IT. 385 00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:47,069 CRASH THE BUILDING. OVER. WE'RE CRASHED. 386 00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:49,200 THIS IS THE OVAL OFFICE. CRASH THE WEST WING. 387 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:55,039 NEVADA, BRAVO 3-3-1. CRASH THE WEST WING. 388 00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:07,119 Reporter: THE MAN FIRED SEVERAL ROUNDS BEFORE BEING OVERTAKEN 389 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,180 BY SECRET SERVICE AGENTS AND PARK POLICE. 390 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,039 WITNESSES SAY THE SHOOTER NEVER ENTERED THE GROUNDS, 391 00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:13,160 BUT AT LEAST ONE BULLET APPEARS 392 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:16,089 TO HAVE STRUCK THE WINDOW OF A WHITE HOUSE OFFICE... 393 00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:17,160 ALRIGHT, THEN HERE IT IS. 394 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,210 "AN INDETERMINATE NUMBER OF SHOTS WERE FIRED 395 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,059 AT THE WHITE HOUSE AT... 396 00:18:21,079 --> 00:18:23,079 I SAID I THOUGHT IT WAS THREE SHOTS, 397 00:18:23,099 --> 00:18:25,069 BUT I WANT FOR THE AGENTS TO... 398 00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:29,009 OKAY, "AT 9:23 P.M., STRIKING THE PRESS BRIEFING..." 399 00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:31,150 ...THE WEAPON WAS A MODIFIED M-16. 400 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:33,079 WE HAVEN'T CONFIRMED ANY BALLISTICS. 401 00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:36,119 TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO STOP SAYING IT WAS AN M-16. 402 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:40,140 ALRIGHT, THE PRESIDENT WAS IN THE OVAL OFFICE. 403 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,059 WE'VE INITIATED A STANDARD LOCKDOWN PROCEDURE 404 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,200 AND ARE BACK TO CONDUCTING THE BUSINESS OF THE NATION. 405 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:46,150 AGAIN, THERE ARE NO CONFIRMED REPORTS 406 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:50,009 OF THE SHOOTER'S IDENTITY OR BACKGROUND... I'LL ASK HIM. 407 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:54,049 HE WANTS TO KNOW IF THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING FUNNY. 408 00:18:54,069 --> 00:18:55,150 "THAT'S TWICE IN FOUR YEARS. 409 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:58,089 SOME OF YOU GUYS MUST REALLY BE MAD AT ME"? 410 00:18:58,109 --> 00:19:00,119 SOMETHING FUNNIER THAN THAT, BUT YEAH. 411 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,059 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. YEAH. 412 00:19:06,049 --> 00:19:08,039 YOU'RE GETTING TO SEE A SHOW TONIGHT. 413 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,119 EVERYTHING ALRIGHT? 414 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:11,049 YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED? 415 00:19:11,069 --> 00:19:14,119 A GUY SHOT AT THE BUILDING A COUPLE TIMES WITH A RIFLE. 416 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,059 SOMEBODY SHOT AT THE WHITE HOUSE? YEAH. 417 00:19:16,079 --> 00:19:18,220 FROM WHERE? THE STREET-- PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. 418 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,130 IS ANYONE HURT? HM? 419 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,009 WAS ANYONE HURT? 420 00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,170 NO, BUT WE'RE IN A CRASH. A LOCKDOWN. 421 00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:28,029 THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU LEAVE THE WEST WING. I HEARD. 422 00:19:28,049 --> 00:19:30,220 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I HEARD WHAT SOUNDED LIKE GUNSHOTS 423 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,069 WHILE WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, BUT I DIDN'T... 424 00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:36,089 DID YOU HEAR THE SHOTS? 425 00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,170 NO, BUT I HEARD 426 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:39,230 A BRASS QUINTET PLAYING "THE FIRST NOEL," 427 00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:42,220 SO I JUST ASSUMED SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE WAS LOCKED AND LOADED. 428 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:49,089 YOU KNOW, NOT FOR NOTHING, BUT THE PEOPLE THAT I TALK TO DON'T BELIEVE THAT STORY, 429 00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:52,069 AND THE PEOPLE THAT YOU'D LIKE, DON'T CARE. 430 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,099 THEY SAID YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT. DO YOU HAVE TO CATCH A PLANE? 431 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:04,109 THE SHUTTLE. I'LL GET THE NEXT ONE. DOES THIS HAPPEN OFTEN? 432 00:20:06,089 --> 00:20:08,200 WELL, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT "THIS" IS YET. 433 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:11,160 WE KNOW THAT SOMEBODY SHOT AT THE BUILDING, THOUGH, RIGHT? 434 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,089 YEAH. YEAH. 435 00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:16,109 NO, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IT'S HAPPENED TO US ANYWAY. 436 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,150 THEY HAVE A SUSPECT? 437 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:18,150 YEAH. 438 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,160 IS HE WHITE? 439 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,210 I DON'T KNOW. 440 00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:24,019 THEY SUSPECT TERRORISM? 441 00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,069 WELL, HE WAS SHOOTING A MODIFIED M-16. 442 00:20:26,089 --> 00:20:27,140 IT WAS TERRORISM. 443 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,069 I MEANT TERRORISM DIRECTED AT... 444 00:20:30,089 --> 00:20:31,230 NATIONAL TERRORISM. 445 00:20:32,009 --> 00:20:33,200 HE SHOT AT THE WHITE HOUSE. 446 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,140 I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 447 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,029 I'VE NO EARTHLY IDEA WHY HE SHOT AT US, 448 00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:42,079 NOR FOR THAT MATTER DO I HAVE ANY REASON TO BELIEVE IT WAS A HE. 449 00:20:46,089 --> 00:20:47,230 THAT'S MY ASSISTANT, DONNA. 450 00:20:48,009 --> 00:20:49,049 YEAH, WE MET BEFORE. 451 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,109 EXCUSE ME A SECOND. 452 00:20:55,099 --> 00:20:57,099 WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU WERE IN THE MESS? 453 00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,140 THEY KEPT ME DOWN. C.J.'S ALRIGHT? 454 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,200 YEAH. WHERE WERE YOU? 455 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,230 I WAS IN HERE. YOU WANT ANYTHING? 456 00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:05,059 NO. I'M GONNA GET YOU WATER OR SOMETHING. 457 00:21:05,079 --> 00:21:07,000 I'M ALRIGHT. 458 00:21:07,019 --> 00:21:08,039 ALRIGHT. 459 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:12,200 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS GUY? 460 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:16,190 I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T BEEN TALKING TO HIM THAT LONG. OKAY. I'M GONNA... 461 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:18,000 I'LL BE AROUND HERE. 462 00:21:18,019 --> 00:21:20,000 HE'S-HE'S WELL-QUALIFIED, THAT'S FOR SURE. 463 00:21:20,019 --> 00:21:21,220 HE'S PERSONABLE, AND HE'S CONFIDENT... 464 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,119 BUT? 465 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,190 IT'S THE STRANGEST FEELING. 466 00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:29,119 IT'S LIKE A... REALLY GOOD BASEBALL PLAYER 467 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:32,170 IS STANDING IN THE OTHER TEAM'S LOCKER ROOM FOR THE FIRST TIME. 468 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,119 YOU'RE THE BASEBALL PLAYER? 469 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,119 HE'S THE BASEBALL PLAYER. IN THE OTHER GUY'S LOCKER ROOM? 470 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:38,150 YEAH. 471 00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:42,200 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. ARE YOU WRITING POETRY ABOUT THIS NOW? 472 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:46,029 YOU ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT OF HIM SO FAR. I KNOW. 473 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:50,150 CAN I SAY SOMETHING? CAN I CALL STANLEY KEYWORTH 474 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:53,200 AND TELL HIM MAYBE YOU'RE GONNA BE CALLING HIM LATER? I'M FINE. 475 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:56,130 I WAS IN HERE. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT. 476 00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:57,170 ALRIGHT. 477 00:21:58,190 --> 00:22:00,059 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 478 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:07,130 I'M SORRY. WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? 479 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:09,190 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE SUSPECT. 480 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:10,200 RIGHT. 481 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:11,210 ( SIGHS ) 482 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:14,089 ( chuckles softly ) 483 00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:16,170 I GOT A LETTER TODAY THAT SAID, UH... 484 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,130 "YOU'RE A LYING LIAR. 485 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,130 YOU LIE ALMOST AS WELL AS BARFLET." 486 00:22:27,039 --> 00:22:29,009 YOU KNOW, BLACK-WHITE, 487 00:22:29,029 --> 00:22:31,049 RICH-POOR, NORTH-SOUTH, ODD-EVEN. 488 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,109 THERE MAY NOT BE ANYTHING ANYMORE THAT OUTPACES 489 00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:36,099 THE HATRED THE RIGHT FEELS FOR THE LEFT 490 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,130 OR THE TONNAGE OF DISRESPECT THE LEFT FEELS FOR THE RIGHT. 491 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,180 DONNA GOT A LETTER YESTERDAY THAT SAID, 492 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,099 "I'M COLLECTING ALL THE GUNS YOU'VE BANNED, 493 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:50,130 AND THERE'S A BULLET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT IN EACH ONE." DONNA. 494 00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:52,220 THE GUY'S DECIDED TO FOCUS HIS WRATH ON DONNA. 495 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,150 HE'S NEVER MET DONNA OR SPOKEN TO HER, 496 00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:57,200 AND HE'S NEVER MET ANYONE WHO'S MET DONNA 497 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:59,019 OR SPOKEN TO HER. 498 00:23:00,029 --> 00:23:01,049 HOW'S IT POSSIBLE? 499 00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:04,190 HOW'S IT POSSIBLE THAT HE HATES HER SO MUCH? 500 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:07,109 HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE DONNA? SHE'S FROM WISCONSIN. 501 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,019 ANYWAY, 502 00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:13,230 20,000 SPECIFIC THREATS ARE MADE AGAINST U.S. TARGETS EVERY YEAR, 503 00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:17,210 AND WITH ALL THAT, IT'S STILL THE ONES 504 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,109 WHO DON'T GIVE YOU ADVANCE NOTICE 505 00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:20,200 THAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT. 506 00:23:24,049 --> 00:23:26,220 I ASKED ABOUT TERRORISM BEFORE BECAUSE OF THE LOCKDOWN. 507 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,009 PROCEDURALLY, IT'D BE THE KIND OF THING THEY'D BE LIKELY TO DO 508 00:23:30,029 --> 00:23:32,210 IF THERE'D BEEN OTHER INCIDENTS IN THE LAST FEW HOURS. 509 00:23:34,190 --> 00:23:36,029 A BOMB IN MALAYSIA. 510 00:23:36,049 --> 00:23:38,130 ANOTHER ONE IN BERLIN A FEW HOURS AGO. 511 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:46,009 WE MIGHT AS WELL USE THIS TIME FOR THE INTERVIEW. 512 00:23:46,029 --> 00:23:47,119 Reporter: ...SAYING IN A STATEMENT 513 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,170 FROM WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY C.J. CRAIG 514 00:23:49,190 --> 00:23:51,230 THAT AN INDETERMINATE NUMBER OF SHOTS 515 00:23:52,009 --> 00:23:55,039 WERE FIRED AT THE WHITE HOUSE AT 9:23 P.M. 516 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,210 YOU CAN STAND THE EGG ON THE EQUINOX BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE SUN'S GRAVITY 517 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:01,000 IS LINED UP DIRECTLY WITH THE EARTH'S. 518 00:24:04,059 --> 00:24:07,160 DRAW A LINE FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH TO THE SUN, 519 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,210 AND AT ANYTIME SOMEPLACE 520 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:13,000 ON EARTH IS ON THAT LINE. THEN MAYBE FOR US... 521 00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:15,099 TRY IT. IT DOESN'T WORK. THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S NOT... 522 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,049 both: THE EXACT MOMENT... YES. 523 00:24:17,069 --> 00:24:20,049 WHAT'S THE EXACT MOMENT OF THE EQUINOX? I DON'T KNOW. MIDNIGHT? 524 00:24:20,069 --> 00:24:23,079 MIDNIGHT WHERE? ALRIGHT, MAYBE IT ISN'T THE EXACT MOMENT OF THE EQUINOX. 525 00:24:23,099 --> 00:24:27,009 MAYBE IT'S AT SOME POINT, YOU'VE TO KEEP TRYING, BUT I'VE SEEN IT. 526 00:24:27,029 --> 00:24:28,089 ARE WE PLAYING AGAIN? 527 00:24:28,109 --> 00:24:29,220 I'LL GET ED AND LARRY. 528 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,069 DONNA, WOULD YOU TELL JOSH WE'RE BACK ON? 529 00:24:32,089 --> 00:24:33,119 YES, SIR. 530 00:24:37,089 --> 00:24:40,049 ( chips clacking ) 531 00:24:40,069 --> 00:24:44,089 DID YOU KNOW THAT A DAY ON THE MOON AND A YEAR ON THE MOON 532 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,170 ARE THE SAME THING? 533 00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:46,200 I DID. 534 00:24:52,150 --> 00:24:53,170 I THOUGHT MY REFLEXES, 535 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:56,019 BEFORE IN THE PRESS ROOM WERE CAT-LIKE. 536 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,049 THE SIT ROOM WATCH OFFICER HAS THE KREMLIN. 537 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,190 President: YOU GUYS PLAYING AGAIN? 538 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,200 YEAH, THE GAME STARTED UP. 539 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:14,019 PRESIDENT CHIGORIN, IT'S JED BARTLETT AGAIN. 540 00:25:14,039 --> 00:25:16,019 I'M SORRY ABOUT BEING ABRUPT BEFORE, 541 00:25:16,039 --> 00:25:19,119 BUT I'LL BET YOU IF TURN ON CNN INTERNATIONAL RIGHT NOW YOU'LL SEE... 542 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:22,089 Chigorin ( translated ): THERE WAS A SHOOTING AT THE WHITE HOUSE. 543 00:25:22,109 --> 00:25:24,200 THERE YOU GO. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, 544 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:27,099 BUT THEY'VE SHUT US DOWN FOR A LITTLE BIT. 545 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,119 WELL, I'M GLAD NO ONE WAS HURT. BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW 546 00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:33,170 WHEN THEY CRASHED THE BUILDING, THEY DON'T CRASH ALL OF IT. 547 00:25:33,190 --> 00:25:35,160 THE SITUATION ROOM STILL WORKS. 548 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,180 YES, SIR, I'M SURE. 549 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,019 MR. PRESIDENT, A LITTLE WHILE AGO 550 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,230 AN UNMANNED B-UAV DRONE CRASHED, 551 00:25:45,009 --> 00:25:48,230 WE THINK SOMEWHERE INSIDE KALININGRAD, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 552 00:25:49,009 --> 00:25:50,190 APPARENTLY, THEY DON'T RESPOND YOU KNOW, 553 00:25:50,210 --> 00:25:52,029 QUITE THE WAY YOU'D LIKE 554 00:25:52,049 --> 00:25:54,109 WHEN THERE'S A SUDDEN SHIFT IN THE WEATHER. 555 00:25:57,079 --> 00:25:59,140 MR. PRESIDENT, I WASN'T TOLD 556 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,069 OF A MILITARY MISSION OVER KALININGRAD. 557 00:26:02,089 --> 00:26:04,130 WELL, LIKE I SAY, IT WAS A UAV. 558 00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:08,039 IT WAS TAKING SATELLITE PICTURES OF COASTAL EROSION 559 00:26:08,059 --> 00:26:09,099 IN THE BALTIC SEA. 560 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,029 THE FINNS KNOW ABOUT THIS. 561 00:26:11,049 --> 00:26:13,170 WE'D LIKE TO SEND A SPECIAL OPERATIONS TEAM 562 00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:17,000 TEN KILOMETERS WEST OF BORSAKOVA TO RETRIEVE IT. 563 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:24,069 WELL, MR. PRESIDENT, 564 00:26:24,089 --> 00:26:27,109 LIKE YOURSELF, I CAMPAIGNED ON THE ENVIRONMENT. 565 00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:29,079 I'M SORRY, SIR? 566 00:26:29,099 --> 00:26:32,099 I CAMPAIGNED ON THE ENVIRONMENT, SIR. 567 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,099 ARE YOU GETTING THAT TRANSLATION RIGHT? 568 00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:35,200 YES, SIR. 569 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,230 YOU CAMPAIGNED ON THE ENVIRONMENT, MR. PRESIDENT. 570 00:26:39,009 --> 00:26:41,059 COASTAL EROSION IN THE BALTIC SEA. 571 00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:47,029 I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE PICTURES 572 00:26:47,049 --> 00:26:49,170 AND SEND THEM TO YOU WITH YOUR UAV. 573 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,109 WELL, THE PROBLEM IS, 574 00:26:51,130 --> 00:26:54,210 OUR UAVS HAVE A SELF-DETONATING CAPABILITY, 575 00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:56,210 AND OUR PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO DISARM IT, 576 00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:59,170 AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO PUT YOUR GUYS AT RISK. 577 00:27:02,089 --> 00:27:04,079 WELL, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, 578 00:27:04,099 --> 00:27:06,160 I'M SURE YOUR EXPERTS WOULDN'T MIND 579 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:09,059 TALKING THROUGH THE STEPS WITH OUR EXPERTS. 580 00:27:10,089 --> 00:27:13,069 IT'S PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGY, PETER. 581 00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:16,109 TO VIEW COASTAL EROSION? 582 00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:17,190 I KNOW. IT SEEMS... 583 00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:21,000 SIR, I'M GOING TO INTERRUPT THIS CALL AT THIS TIME 584 00:27:21,019 --> 00:27:23,160 TO SPEAK WITH MY COUNTERINTELLIGENCE ATTACHE. 585 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:25,160 YES, MR. PRESIDENT. 586 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:27,009 THANK YOU, SIR. 587 00:27:35,079 --> 00:27:36,210 THIS ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE. 588 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:46,099 Ed: ANYTHING WILD? 589 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,009 C.J.: JUST THE DEALER. FOUR, NO HELP. 590 00:27:48,029 --> 00:27:50,039 SIX, POSSIBLE STRAIGHT. 591 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:52,000 HEART, POSSIBLE FLUSH. 592 00:27:52,019 --> 00:27:53,220 JACK, NO HELP. 593 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,059 AND THE DAVE OF LOVE FOR A PAIR OF TENS. TENS BET. 594 00:27:57,079 --> 00:28:01,140 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PARTICULARLY UPBEAT FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN SHOT AT TWICE IN FOUR YEARS. 595 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,059 AM I? YES. 596 00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:06,180 THAT'S 'CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH THERE, MI COMPADRE. FAITH? 597 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,140 THE SUBSTANCE OF THINGS HOPED FOR AND THE EVIDENCE OF THINGS NOT SEEN. 598 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,029 YEAH, BUT I THINK WHAT HE'S ASKING... BUMP TEN. 599 00:28:13,049 --> 00:28:16,059 WHAT HE'S ASKING IS WHY ON MOST OTHER NIGHTS DO YOU THINK 600 00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:19,019 THE WORLD'S GOING TO HELL IN A HULA HOOP, BUT TONIGHT...? 601 00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:21,170 WE DIP TWICE AND EAT GEFILTE FISH? 602 00:28:21,190 --> 00:28:24,039 SUZY CREAMCHEESE, DO NOT ATTEMPT THE HAGADDAH. 603 00:28:24,059 --> 00:28:26,109 I KNOW HOW TO BLESS THE SOUP, TOO. 604 00:28:26,130 --> 00:28:27,170 I'LL RAISE YOUR RAISE. 605 00:28:29,079 --> 00:28:30,130 OUT. 606 00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:32,140 IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US. 607 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,210 FAITH IN WHAT? 608 00:28:33,230 --> 00:28:35,130 IN US. 609 00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:38,049 THE PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM? AND MANY, MANY, MANY OTHERS. 610 00:28:38,069 --> 00:28:40,059 Larry: WILL, ARE YOU MISSING YOUR PLANE? 611 00:28:40,079 --> 00:28:43,099 IT'S A MILITARY FLIGHT. DOESN'T LEAVE TILL ABOUT 12:30. 612 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:44,160 WHAT'S IN CHEYENNE? 613 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,210 A NUMBER OF US ARE SENT THERE TO INVESTIGATE 614 00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:49,069 SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED A FEW DAYS AGO. WHAT HAPPENED? 615 00:28:49,089 --> 00:28:52,230 IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT SOUNDS WORSE WHEN YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD 616 00:28:53,009 --> 00:28:55,150 'CAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE KIND OF NERVOUS. 617 00:28:55,170 --> 00:28:57,200 WHAT HAPPENED? 618 00:28:57,220 --> 00:29:00,099 UH, TWO GUYS FAILED TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON AN ORDER 619 00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:03,009 TO FIRE THEIR ROCKETS AT WHAT WAS THOUGHT TO BE 620 00:29:03,029 --> 00:29:05,140 AN INCOMING BALLISTIC MISSILE FROM NORTH KOREA. 621 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,230 TURNS OUT IT WAS A GOOD THING THEY DIDN'T, 622 00:29:08,009 --> 00:29:09,119 CAUSE THE MISSILE WAS A METEOR, 623 00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:11,150 AND RATHER THAN IT BEING FROM NORTH KOREA, 624 00:29:11,170 --> 00:29:13,049 IT WAS FROM, YOU KNOW... 625 00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:16,049 OUTER SPACE. YEAH. 626 00:29:17,029 --> 00:29:19,069 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 627 00:29:19,089 --> 00:29:22,150 TWO LAUNCH CREW OFFICERS IN MINUTEMAN III SILOS 628 00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:24,200 PICKED UP A SIGNAL OF AN INCOMING PROJECTILE. 629 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:27,160 THE SPEED, ARC AND TRAJECTORY OF WHICH SUGGESTED 630 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:30,009 THAT IT WAS HEADED TO NEW LONDON, CONNECTICUT. 631 00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:31,170 FROM NORTH KOREA. YES. 632 00:29:31,190 --> 00:29:33,119 WHY DO WE THINK THAT NORTH KOREA'S 633 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:35,140 ATTACKING THE EAST COAST OF THE UNITED STATES? 634 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,069 THERE ARE TRANSCRIPTS FROM THE SILO 635 00:29:37,089 --> 00:29:41,039 THAT SHOW THAT SURPRISE WAS EXPRESSED AT THAT. I WOULD THINK. 636 00:29:41,059 --> 00:29:45,130 THE BASE WAS ALREADY AT DEFCON DELTA, SO THE LAUNCH CREW INITIATED 637 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:47,089 RESPONSE CODE ORION WHICH CALLS FOR 638 00:29:47,109 --> 00:29:51,130 THE FIRST IN A SERIES OF STEPS TO ARM THEIR 50 MINUTEMEN. 639 00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:53,059 WHAT'S IN NEW LONDON? 640 00:29:53,079 --> 00:29:54,079 TRIDENT. 641 00:29:54,099 --> 00:29:55,200 THE GUM? 642 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:57,049 THE NUCLEAR SUBMARINES. 643 00:29:57,069 --> 00:29:59,059 50 MINUTEMEN THEY'RE ARMING, 644 00:29:59,079 --> 00:30:01,130 AND IS ANYONE SAYING THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE? 645 00:30:01,150 --> 00:30:03,000 THE TWO GUYS IN THE SILO. 646 00:30:03,019 --> 00:30:05,009 THE LAUNCH SEQUENCE WENT ON FOR TWO MINUTES 647 00:30:05,029 --> 00:30:07,029 BEFORE THEY HAD CONFIRMATION IT WAS A METEOR. 648 00:30:07,049 --> 00:30:09,000 BUT THE TWO GUYS WERE DEBATING 649 00:30:09,019 --> 00:30:12,109 WITH AIRBORNE LAUNCH CONTROL, AND THE CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN OPERATIONS CENTER, 650 00:30:12,130 --> 00:30:13,210 AND THAT GETS STICKY. 651 00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:16,049 THIS IS MISSILE DEFENSE. THIS STUFF HAS TO WORK. 652 00:30:16,069 --> 00:30:19,210 AND THEY'RE SENDING IN A TEAM OF LAWYERS TO LOOK INTO IT? 653 00:30:19,230 --> 00:30:21,019 YEAH, BUT WE'RE SCRAPPY. 654 00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:23,089 ( laughs ) 655 00:30:23,109 --> 00:30:26,180 A METEOR FELL, THE RESULT BEING THAT TWO GUYS ARE GONNA GET COURT-MARTIALED. 656 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,009 THE ONLY TWO GUYS WHO APPARENTLY THOUGHT IT WAS STRANGE 657 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:32,180 THAT NORTH KOREA WOULD ATTACK SUBMARINES IN CONNECTICUT 658 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,089 INSTEAD OF SAY, SAN DIEGO OR HAWAII. 659 00:30:35,109 --> 00:30:37,089 AND IF IT HAD BEEN A REAL ATTACK, 660 00:30:37,109 --> 00:30:41,210 WOULD THEY STILL HAVE BEEN DOING POINT/COUNTERPOINT WITH NORAD? 661 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:43,170 ( chuckles ) 662 00:30:43,190 --> 00:30:47,130 WE FAILED BOTH ON A MECHANICAL AND HUMAN LEVEL. 663 00:30:47,150 --> 00:30:49,160 TELL ME AGAIN WHAT YOU HAVE FAITH IN. 664 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,099 US. WHY? 665 00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:54,130 BECAUSE, WITH WHAT LITTLE TIME HE HAS, WILL'S GOING TO WYOMING 666 00:30:54,150 --> 00:30:56,000 TO DEFEND ONE OF THESE GUYS, 667 00:30:56,019 --> 00:30:58,190 I DON'T THINK IT'S FAILING ON A HUMAN LEVEL. 668 00:31:02,039 --> 00:31:04,109 ( snickers ) 669 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:08,019 I GOT ACE-HIGH FLUSH. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. 670 00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:10,130 I'VE GOT TENS FULL OF QUEENS. GIVE ME YOURS. 671 00:31:10,150 --> 00:31:12,150 Charlie: HEY. 672 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,180 Will: WHO'S OUT THERE? 673 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,210 ZOEY. 674 00:31:24,029 --> 00:31:26,029 OH, HEY. HI. 675 00:31:26,049 --> 00:31:29,220 IT'S A COINCIDENCE. I STEPPED OUTSIDE FOR SOME AIR. THEY JUST LET ME IN. 676 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,180 EVERYTHING'S FINE. I JUST WANTED TO CHECK. 677 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,150 I WAS GONNA CALL YOU. WERE YOU? 678 00:31:33,170 --> 00:31:37,029 TO SAY YOU WANTED TO GET BACK TOGETHER? TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE ALIVE. 679 00:31:37,049 --> 00:31:38,210 WELL, THAT'S A STEP IN MY DIRECTION. 680 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,150 YOU WANNA COME INSIDE FOR A MINUTE? 681 00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:43,160 I'VE TO GET BACK AND STUDY. ONE OF MY FINALS IS TOMORROW. 682 00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:46,089 CAN YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE GRADUATING IN TWO WEEKS? I CAN'T. 683 00:31:46,109 --> 00:31:48,009 THAT WENT FAST. IT REALLY DID. 684 00:31:48,029 --> 00:31:49,109 IS CHEF BOYARDEE AROUND? 685 00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:51,190 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? I WAS ASKING. 686 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:53,119 WE WERE HAVING A PERFECTLY NICE... SORRY. 687 00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:56,079 AND ON TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS, WHEN WE SHOULD BE THINKING... 688 00:31:56,099 --> 00:31:58,130 WHY IS TONIGHT DIFFERENT? YOU WERE SHOT AT. 689 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,190 NOT ME PERSONALLY, BUT ALL THE MORE REASON... 690 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:04,210 I'M GOING TO FRANCE FOR THREE MONTHS. 691 00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:06,119 WHEN? 692 00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:07,230 AFTER GRADUATION. 693 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:09,079 FOR THREE MONTHS? YEAH. 694 00:32:10,099 --> 00:32:13,029 FOR THREE MONTHS? IT'S 12 WEEKS. 695 00:32:13,049 --> 00:32:14,130 WHEN DID YOU PLAN THIS? 696 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:16,069 HE ASKED ME A COUPLE DAYS AGO. 697 00:32:16,089 --> 00:32:19,220 HIS FAMILY HAS A FARMHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A VINEYARD NEAR AVIGNON. 698 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000 NO PRESS, NO POLITICS. IT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO. 699 00:32:23,019 --> 00:32:27,000 IT'S A GREAT THING TO DO. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING IT WITH HIM. 700 00:32:27,019 --> 00:32:29,000 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE TO... 701 00:32:29,019 --> 00:32:30,170 YOU'VE BEEN OUT WITH PLENTY OF WOMEN 702 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:33,079 SINCE WE BROKE UP, AND EACH TIME... I HAVE NOT. 703 00:32:33,099 --> 00:32:35,130 YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHEN YOU GO OUT? 704 00:32:35,150 --> 00:32:38,160 EVERY COLLEGE STUDENT IN THIS CITY TELLS ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW. 705 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:40,160 EVERY TIME YOU'VE GONE OUT, I'VE BEEN SUPPORTIVE. 706 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:43,140 SUPPORTIVE HOW? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU KNEW. THAT'S HOW. 707 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,220 HEY, YOU JUST TOLD ME. 708 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,009 I'M NOT THE ONE USING THE STUDENT BODIES 709 00:32:47,029 --> 00:32:49,000 OF GW, GEORGETOWN, AU AND CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY 710 00:32:49,019 --> 00:32:50,210 AS INTELLIGENCE GATHERING SOURCES. 711 00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:54,019 AND UVA AND JOHNS HOPKINS, PAL. YOU'RE EASY TO SPOT. LOOK... 712 00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:56,109 PEOPLE LIKE GIVING ME INFORMATION. WHAT SHOULD I DO? 713 00:32:56,130 --> 00:32:59,089 I WANT YOU TO NOT GO TO FRANCE WITH JEAN PAUL. 714 00:32:59,109 --> 00:33:01,009 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HIM? 715 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,029 BECAUSE... 716 00:33:08,079 --> 00:33:10,170 IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS 717 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,230 IN THE WHITE HOUSE, 718 00:33:13,009 --> 00:33:16,170 AND ANOTHER BEING THE DAUGHTER OF A CANDIDATE. 719 00:33:16,190 --> 00:33:18,170 EIGHT YEARS AS GOVERNOR. 720 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,059 MY GRADES GET PRINTED IN THE PAPER. 721 00:33:23,079 --> 00:33:25,059 MY BOYFRIENDS ARE IN THE PAPER. 722 00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:34,150 I LIVE AND DIE WITH MY PARENTS' SUCCESSES AND FAILURES. 723 00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:37,019 AND SO DO YOU. 724 00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:38,210 SOMETIMES EVEN MORE THAN ME. 725 00:33:40,099 --> 00:33:41,200 AND JEAN PAUL DOESN'T. 726 00:33:44,069 --> 00:33:45,230 HE'S HAPPY. 727 00:33:46,009 --> 00:33:49,230 HE'S... JUST... HAPPY. 728 00:33:50,009 --> 00:33:51,220 THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S GOT $500 MILLION 729 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,150 AND NO CONSCIENCE. 730 00:33:53,170 --> 00:33:54,190 NO, IT ISN'T. 731 00:33:55,230 --> 00:33:57,200 HE CARES ABOUT THINGS. 732 00:33:57,220 --> 00:33:59,130 AND ONE OF THEM IS ME. 733 00:34:01,029 --> 00:34:02,119 AND NONE OF THEM ARE THIS, 734 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:05,119 AND THAT'S APPEALING TO ME RIGHT NOW. 735 00:34:10,099 --> 00:34:11,199 YEAH, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 736 00:34:16,170 --> 00:34:18,019 I GOT TO GO STUDY. 737 00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:22,039 SORRY YOU GOT SHOT AT AGAIN. 738 00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:23,070 THANKS. 739 00:34:39,170 --> 00:34:40,199 translator: MR. PRESIDENT... 740 00:34:40,219 --> 00:34:42,150 PETER... UNLESS THERE WAS A TYPHOON... 741 00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:44,130 I UNDERSTAND. I MEANT... 742 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,219 HE'S YELLING AT ME PRETTY LOUD NOW. 743 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,110 I WASN'T REFERRING TO THE CHANGE IN WEATHER, SIR. 744 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:50,219 THE NATIONAL RADAR CENTER 745 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,219 DOES NOT FIND ANY UAVS IN THE AREA YOU DISCUSSED. 746 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,079 IT'S LEO AGAIN. 747 00:34:55,099 --> 00:34:58,039 THE UAVS ARE DESIGNED TO FLY BELOW MILITARY RADAR 748 00:34:58,059 --> 00:35:02,010 SIMPLY BECAUSE THE CLOSER WE GET, THE BETTER THE PICTURES. 749 00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:03,070 I UNDERSTAND. 750 00:35:03,090 --> 00:35:05,059 NOW, WHAT WERE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF? 751 00:35:05,079 --> 00:35:07,010 COASTAL EROSION IN THE BALTIC... 752 00:35:07,030 --> 00:35:10,070 THERE IS SIMPLY NO WAY AN AMERICAN UAV 753 00:35:10,090 --> 00:35:11,199 COULD'VE BEEN NEAR THE FINNISH PART... 754 00:35:11,219 --> 00:35:13,099 YELLING PRETTY LOUD AT LEO NOW. 755 00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:15,059 SIR... ...OF THE BALTIC SEA 756 00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:18,090 AND END UP CRASHING IN KALININGRAD 757 00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:21,000 UNLESS THERE WAS A TYPHOON. 758 00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:22,150 NOW, ARE YOU TELLING ME...? SIR... 759 00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:24,030 WE HAVE EXPERTS, TOO. 760 00:35:24,199 --> 00:35:26,059 AND AN S AND R TEAM 761 00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:27,170 IS LOOKING FOR THE UAV. 762 00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,230 DON'T DO THAT, PETER. 763 00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:30,059 YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, SIR. 764 00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:32,070 WE WEREN'T FLYING IN YOUR AIRSPACE. 765 00:35:33,219 --> 00:35:36,019 KALININGRAD IS IN MY AIRSPACE, LEO, 766 00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:38,070 AND AN S AND R TEAM HAS BEEN SENT 767 00:35:38,090 --> 00:35:42,130 TEN KILOMETERS WEST TO SEE IF THEY CAN HELP YOU FIND IT. 768 00:35:42,150 --> 00:35:44,210 WELL, THEY'RE GONNA SEE IT 'CAUSE IN FIVE MINUTES 769 00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:47,230 I'M TELLING THE PRESIDENT TO BLOW IT UP. 770 00:35:48,010 --> 00:35:50,019 FEEL FREE. 771 00:35:50,039 --> 00:35:52,150 WE WERE TAKING PICTURES OF KALININGRAD. 772 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,150 SAY THAT AGAIN, PLEASE. 773 00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:58,119 WE WERE TAKING PICTURES OF KALININGRAD. 774 00:35:58,139 --> 00:36:01,039 WE TAKE PICTURES OF BLACK MARKET NUCLEAR MATERIALS 775 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:05,170 BEING MOVED OUT THE BACKDOORS OF DEPOSITORIES AND INTO TRUCKS. 776 00:36:05,190 --> 00:36:08,170 THE MATERIALS ARE BEING SOLD TO NONGOVERNMENTAL ELEMENTS, 777 00:36:08,190 --> 00:36:11,139 AND, WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE WERE DOING. 778 00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:14,110 ROGUE ENGINEERS, UNEMPLOYED MILITARY SCIENTISTS, 779 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:18,099 EX-KGB-- IT'S JUST AS BIG A PROBLEM FOR YOU AS IT IS FOR US, 780 00:36:18,119 --> 00:36:19,219 BUT YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH IT, 781 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,190 SO WE WERE TAKING PICTURES OF KALININGRAD. 782 00:36:22,210 --> 00:36:25,230 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRUST EACH OTHER A LITTLE, PETER. 783 00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:27,179 SO, WE'LL SHARE THE PICTURES WE GOT. 784 00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:30,179 NOT THE TECHNOLOGY WE USED TO GET THEM. 785 00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:32,159 OTHERWISE I'M DETONATING IT, 786 00:36:32,179 --> 00:36:34,170 AND NEITHER OF US SEE THE PICTURES. 787 00:36:36,099 --> 00:36:39,070 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST EACH OTHER. 788 00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:41,079 OUR TWO COUNTRIES HAVE STOPPED THE WORLD 789 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:43,139 FROM ANNIHILATING ITSELF FOR 60 YEARS 790 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:45,150 BECAUSE OF CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS ONE. 791 00:36:47,050 --> 00:36:48,230 WHY DON'T YOU TALK IT OVER. 792 00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:54,010 I WILL. 793 00:36:59,139 --> 00:37:01,150 GOOD. 794 00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:05,050 I'D HAVE SAID WE WEREN'T SPYING ON YOU-- WE WERE SPYING FOR YOU, BUT... 795 00:37:05,070 --> 00:37:09,170 IF HE CALLS BACK, WE'LL HAVE A DEAL. IN THE MEANTIME, ONE HAND. BRING YOUR WALLET. 796 00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:14,000 ( knocking ) 797 00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:16,159 EXCUSE ME. 798 00:37:19,099 --> 00:37:21,179 HI. DID YOU JUST COME BY TO LOOK AT HIM? 799 00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:26,039 I WANTED TO TELL YOU STANLEY'S ON HIS PHONE IF YOU WANNA TALK. YOU CALLED HIM? 800 00:37:26,059 --> 00:37:30,019 TO TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND YOU'LL CALL HIM LATER. I TOLD YOU I WON'T. 801 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,099 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND. I DIDN'T. 802 00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:35,130 I'M TELLING YOU, THERE'S SOMETHING-- 803 00:37:35,150 --> 00:37:38,010 A GUY THIS QUALIFIED, I'D KNOW WHO HE WAS. 804 00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:39,079 SOMETHING'S WRONG. 805 00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:43,170 I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT. 806 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,130 COME IN AND SAY HI. 807 00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:49,019 YOU'VE ALREADY MET DONNA. 808 00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:51,130 HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR LOCKDOWN? 809 00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:53,019 IT'S BEEN A VERY THOROUGH INTERVIEW. 810 00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:55,030 Josh: IT HAS. WE TALKED ABOUT HIS NAME 811 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:57,000 AND NEW YORK CITY DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION. 812 00:37:57,019 --> 00:38:00,170 THEN WE TALKED ABOUT INNER CITIES AND JOBS 813 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:01,210 AND MINIMUM WAGE 814 00:38:01,230 --> 00:38:04,000 AND PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND FOREIGN AID, 815 00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:06,050 HITTING ALL THE DEMOCRAT G-SPOTS. 816 00:38:06,070 --> 00:38:08,119 AND IT WASN'T UNTIL NOW THAT I REALIZED 817 00:38:08,139 --> 00:38:10,199 THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT TO ASK YOU. 818 00:38:10,219 --> 00:38:12,079 ARE YOU A REGISTERED DEMOCRAT? 819 00:38:12,099 --> 00:38:13,150 NO. 820 00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:15,090 YOU A REGISTERED INDEPENDENT? 821 00:38:15,110 --> 00:38:16,119 NO. 822 00:38:16,139 --> 00:38:18,199 ARE YOU REGISTERED? YES. 823 00:38:18,219 --> 00:38:20,019 YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN. 824 00:38:20,039 --> 00:38:21,099 YES! WHOA. 825 00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:24,019 JOE, IT'S FINE. AINSLEY HAYES WAS A REPUBLICAN. 826 00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:25,179 IT IS NOT FINE. WHY NOT? 827 00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:28,050 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN, THEN YOU DAMN WELL 828 00:38:28,070 --> 00:38:29,170 BETTER LOOK LIKE AINSLEY HAYES. 829 00:38:29,190 --> 00:38:30,230 HE DOES. 830 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,000 HE WILL TO OTHERS. 831 00:38:34,019 --> 00:38:37,190 YOU DON'T WANNA GET A JOB WITH YOUR OWN PARTY? I DO, I CAN'T. 832 00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:39,090 WHY? I'M IN THE DOGHOUSE 833 00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:42,130 WITH A NUMBER OF PEOPLE AT THE NATIONAL COMMITTEE. WHY? 834 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:45,159 A MEMO THAT I WROTE FOR THE SOLICITOR GENERAL 835 00:38:45,179 --> 00:38:48,090 ARGUING THAT THE SUPREME COURT SHOULD UPHOLD REGULATIONS 836 00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:51,079 THAT LIMIT SOFT MONEY DONATIONS TO POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS. 837 00:38:51,099 --> 00:38:53,099 OH, THAT KIND OF THING'LL WIND YOU UP 838 00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:56,000 IN GOP JAIL FOR THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME AS... 839 00:38:56,019 --> 00:38:58,199 AS A DEMOCRAT WHO SPEAKS OUT AGAINST ABORTION. 840 00:39:00,010 --> 00:39:01,019 RIGHT. 841 00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:05,079 WHY'D YOU WANT TO WORK HERE? WHY NOT THE PRIVATE SECTOR? 842 00:39:05,099 --> 00:39:07,039 I'M ON MY WAY TO NEW YORK. 843 00:39:07,059 --> 00:39:08,130 YOU HAVE SOMETHING LINED UP? 844 00:39:08,150 --> 00:39:10,070 A FINAL INTERVIEW AT DEBEVOISE AND PLIMPTON. 845 00:39:10,090 --> 00:39:13,190 THAT'S MY FATHER'S FIRM. HE WAS A PARTNER THERE. I KNOW. 846 00:39:13,210 --> 00:39:16,219 THEY'RE GOING TO OFFER YOU $225,000 A YEAR. 847 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,059 IS THIS YOUR FALLBACK? 848 00:39:18,079 --> 00:39:19,099 THEY'RE MY FALLBACK. 849 00:39:20,199 --> 00:39:22,159 WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE? 850 00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:27,099 I LIKE PUBLIC SERVICE. AND I WANT TO SERVE. AND YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY ONES LEFT. 851 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,159 WHY HAVEN'T YOU SIGNED THE QUESTIONNAIRE? 852 00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:39,070 BECAUSE I CAN'T. 853 00:39:39,090 --> 00:39:40,150 YOU LIED ON IT? 854 00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:41,179 YEAH. 855 00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:43,090 WHICH QUESTION? 856 00:39:43,110 --> 00:39:44,150 75. 857 00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:46,010 "HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING 858 00:39:46,030 --> 00:39:48,150 THAT WOULD REFLECT POORLY ON THE PRESIDENT?" 859 00:39:48,170 --> 00:39:50,210 WHAT'D YOU DO? I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM. 860 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,050 THAT'S REALLY VERY SWEET. 861 00:39:56,050 --> 00:39:57,110 NOT TO ME. 862 00:39:59,099 --> 00:40:01,079 YOU REALLY WANT TO WORK WITH US? 863 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,190 YES. 864 00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:05,119 YOU KNOW WE GOT SHOT AT TONIGHT, ON A FRIDAY. 865 00:40:05,139 --> 00:40:06,159 YEAH. 866 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:09,059 ALRIGHT. 867 00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:13,030 I'M RECOMMENDING YOU TO LEO. 868 00:40:15,059 --> 00:40:16,179 LAST CARD FOR THE PLAYERS. 869 00:40:16,199 --> 00:40:20,019 HURRY IT UP, THEY'RE GOING TO CALL US BACK IN A SECOND. 870 00:40:20,039 --> 00:40:21,219 DEBBIE, DO SOMETHING. 871 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,139 $50. 872 00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:25,179 I'M OUT. FOLD. THANK YOU. 873 00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:30,050 IS THE PASTRAMI FROM KRUPIN'S? 874 00:40:30,070 --> 00:40:31,039 YES. 875 00:40:31,059 --> 00:40:33,050 TISSUE PAPER THIN? YES. 876 00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:34,070 MR. PRESIDENT? 877 00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:35,119 DAMN IT. CHIGORIN? 878 00:40:35,139 --> 00:40:37,050 YES, SIR. THEY'RE READY FOR YOU. 879 00:40:38,139 --> 00:40:39,150 NICE JOB. 880 00:40:42,059 --> 00:40:44,119 OKAY, I'VE SEARCHED "EQUINOX" AND "EGG," 881 00:40:44,139 --> 00:40:46,179 AND THE NEWS ISN'T GOOD FOR THE BELIEVERS. 882 00:40:46,199 --> 00:40:48,139 WHAT SITES DID THEY SEND YOU TO? 883 00:40:48,159 --> 00:40:49,159 THINGSTHATAREWRONG.COM. 884 00:40:49,179 --> 00:40:52,059 THERE'S NO SUCH SITE. READ IT. 885 00:40:52,079 --> 00:40:55,070 "THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE SILLIEST MISCONCEPTIONS AROUND 886 00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:57,000 AND IT NEVER SEEMS TO DIE." 887 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,059 THEY ALSO SEND YOU TO THE APOCRYPHAL ZONE 888 00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:00,199 AND PROJECT ASTRO UTAH. 889 00:41:00,219 --> 00:41:02,179 THERE'S NO WEBSITE SUPPORTING IT? NO. 890 00:41:02,199 --> 00:41:05,110 AND YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF IF NO ONE ON THE INTERNET 891 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:10,150 WANTS A PIECE OF THIS, JUST HOW FAR FROM THE PACK HAVE YOU STRAYED? 892 00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:12,010 I COULD'VE SWORN I SAW IT. 893 00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:14,090 AH... OH, NOW YOU THINK YOU SAW IT. 894 00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:15,230 I COULD'VE SWORN. 895 00:41:16,010 --> 00:41:18,130 WE'RE BACK UP, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. 896 00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:20,019 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE GUY? 897 00:41:20,039 --> 00:41:21,090 HE WAS BY HIMSELF. 898 00:41:21,110 --> 00:41:22,170 HE'S NOT CONNECTED TO ANYTHING? 899 00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:25,039 NO. JUST A VERY TROUBLED GUY 900 00:41:25,059 --> 00:41:28,119 WHO WAS ATTEMPTING WHAT'S CALLED "SUICIDE BY COP." 901 00:41:28,139 --> 00:41:32,030 HE WANTED THE FIRST AGENTS AT THE SCENE TO SHOOT HIM. 902 00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:34,050 ANYWAY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. 903 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:40,019 I'M HEADING TO ANDREWS. 904 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,170 HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT. 905 00:41:41,190 --> 00:41:44,139 I'M CASHED OUT. ANYONE NEED A RIDE? I'M GOING HOME. 906 00:41:51,230 --> 00:41:54,110 ( instrumental music ) 907 00:42:03,219 --> 00:42:05,190 YOU HEADED HOME? IN JUST A MINUTE. 908 00:42:05,210 --> 00:42:08,219 I'M GONNA LET THEM KNOW OUTSIDE THAT THEY LIFTED THE CRASH. 909 00:42:11,159 --> 00:42:13,010 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 910 00:42:15,219 --> 00:42:18,099 ( instrumental music ) 911 00:42:41,090 --> 00:42:42,110 GUYS? 912 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,030 HEY, YOU GUYS? 913 00:42:58,099 --> 00:43:00,139 ( theme music )